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[Anonymous No.22369448]

I have had treatment resistant depression for the past 11 years.

>lifting didn't work
>getting a job didn't work
>clean diet didn't work
>going to university didn't work

Now I'm 33 years old and have permanent erectile dysfunction from self improvement using SARMs.

[Anonymous No.22369732]

>>22369448
Just smoke weed. It makes you happy no matter what you do. I stopped smoking after my depression was cured by it.

[Anonymous No.22369814]

>>22369448
become a tranny

[Anonymous No.22369845]

>>22369448
nice blog faggot
buy chainlink

[Anonymous No.22369860]

>>22369732
Weed (both indica and sativa) and CBD didn't work. Psychedelics didn't work either

[Anonymous No.22369868]

>>22369448
you do not have some special disease. you are just a pussy

[Anonymous No.22369874]

>>22369448
Buy viagra. Being depressed is a fucking meme. Cheer the fuck up. You have no idea how much you'd accomplish if you stopped trying to get everyone's attention by moping around all day

[Anonymous No.22369894]

>>22369448
Have you tried ketamine or dmt?

[Anonymous No.22369901]

>>22369448
Vitamin D in high doses

[Anonymous No.22369909]

>>22369448
>>22369860
>Psychedelics didn't work either
Really? Everyone says psilocybin turns your life around but I guess not.

[Anonymous No.22369922]

>>22369448
I have this; try doing selfless things for other people- depression is a selfish disease it make you very you centric ( all I do is think about how bad I feel) do something nice for someone else over and over again until you don’t matter anymore

[Anonymous No.22369923]

>>22369868
Pretty sure you're the pussy since I actually did self improvement.

[Anonymous No.22369929]

Start making a shit ton of money in crypto. That’ll keep you busy and make you money. You can’t be depressed when you’re engaged in the market constantly flipping shitcoins making bank

[Anonymous No.22369932]

>>22369448
Stop masturbating so much you fucking freak

>>22369909
It was very enlightening and worth doing even if it doesn't fix you completely

[Anonymous No.22369934]

>>22369448
Take a good multivitamin (not that centrum silver gravel rocks shit), potassium and magnesium, melatonin, and get a good night’s rest so we can make fun of you for several more years, ya bitch faggot

Oh and watch some Dave Chappell or you probably like that Mulroney faggot

[Anonymous No.22369942]

>>22369894
See:
>>22369860

[Anonymous No.22369958]

>>22369923
>self improvement
>didn't improve your situation

I dont think it means what you think it means

[Anonymous No.22370125]

>>22369958
Then what does it mean?

[Anonymous No.22370149]

>>22369934
Supps didn't work. I get 8+ hours of sleep every night.

[Anonymous No.22370180]

>>22370149
have you tried getting in a life threatening situation and almost dying

[Anonymous No.22370273]

>>22369448
Always remember that I do not know and yet I love you. Have you taken the bookpill yet btw?

[Anonymous No.22370301]

>>22369448
Which SARMs do you take?

[Anonymous No.22370320]

>>22369732
weed just makes me twice as depressed. What am I doing wrong.

[Anonymous No.22370349]

>>22370180
This. Time to play chicken with God. And God is driving an 18 wheeler while you’re on a scooter with no helmet.

[Anonymous No.22370365]

Op what about a gf

[Anonymous No.22370366]

>>22369922
This

[Anonymous No.22370391]

>>22369448
Have you had your test levels checked? ED and suppression from sarms could leave you with low testosterone levels. maybe TRT might help you fren

[Anonymous No.22370413]

also what sarms did you use op?

[Anonymous No.22370456]

See a doctor for your hormone issues, they’ll prescribe TRT. Just keep hanging in their anon. Try to find something you like to create (art, movies, anything) or help others somehow (charity, food pantry, ect.)

[Anonymous No.22370481]

>>22369860
Obviously you didnt do it right.
Take hero doses of lsd or shrooms. Not at the same time. Get into meditation as well. Hire a trip sitter/guide, or have a friend that is able to act this part. They can help keep you on track.

[Anonymous No.22370496]

>>22370320
You are expecting an instant and consistent experience from a psychoactive.
You need to build a tolerance, normalize it like a cigarette in small doses or large, and then it can be a background chill positive thing

[Anonymous No.22370511]

>>22370391
This. If OP tried everything and it hasn’t worked then it’s gotta be that treatment he had.

[Anonymous No.22370536]

>>22369448
Become buddhist.

[Anonymous No.22370556]

>>22370481
this but shrooms or mescaline, or a proper 36 hour iboga cleanse
or microdose Tabernanthe Manii

[Anonymous No.22370561]

>>22369942
Ketamine is a dissociative drug approved by the FDA for treatment resistant depression. I live in New York and my doctor has a room where you can do Ketamine and listen to music for 800 dollars.

Or you could buy it off a goth kid in bushwick and do it at home, desu.

[Anonymous No.22370570]

>>22369448
Take shrooms

[Anonymous No.22370599]

>>22370570

[Anonymous No.22370626]

You can meditate and get the same effect of those drugs but “naturally” look up frank yang

[Anonymous No.22370630]

>>22370599
Sorry shrooms doesn't cure retardation

[Anonymous No.22370631]

Will you give me your crypto?

[Anonymous No.22370687]

>>22370561
>for 800 dollars
Holy fuck what a rip off I bought my ketamine for like 20 bucks

[Anonymous No.22370719]

>>22370687
What the fuck I'm getting it for 50 a gram. I can't find ketamine that cheap outside of Europe.

[Anonymous No.22370828]

>>22370630
obviously. >>22369860

[Anonymous No.22370860]

>>22369448
imagine being swindled by the pharmajew and psychiatricjew so hard that they literally prescribed your dick to stop working. kek

[Anonymous No.22370894]

>>22370860
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.22370981]

>>22369448
me too but few years younger. your ed is reversible unless you scarred it up with trauma or oxygen deprivation.

only treatment for depression in this case is feeling like youre making small daily progress towards something meaningful (doesnt matter if you ever achieve it)

[Anonymous No.22370987]

Just buy RSR, being rich as fuck will at least help your depression

[Anonymous No.22371055]

>>22369901
>just take x hormone, you don't need to know what your current levels are

What if OP has a metabolic disease that's making him depressed? Fucked up thyroid? Giving him more vitamin d could just elevate his calcium levels until hypercalcimic

[Anonymous No.22371177]

>>22370301
Rad 140

[Anonymous No.22371206]

>>22370365
>what about a gf
What about one?

[Anonymous No.22371232]

>>22370391
>>22370511
>>22370456

TRT didn't work.

[Anonymous No.22371296]

>>22370481
>you didn't do it right

Pretty sure that's you since you wouldn't be in here otherwise.

[Anonymous No.22371351]

>>22370561
Ketamine injections with a doctor didn't work.

[Anonymous No.22371364]

>>22371206
Found the problem

[Anonymous No.22371390]

>>22369448
Can you feel stronger emotions?
How is your relationship with your inner child?
Do you write down your dreams and try to understand their meaning?
Have you tried to remember how it feels to be a child and to let your emotions run free without any limitations of rules and what is expected of you?
Are you excessively planning your future and leaving no place to feel your present moment?
Can you stop thinking and focus on your body sensations?
If you try to focus at a point in your past where it all started can you remember a traumatic event where something was denied to you?
How is your relationship with your parents? Is it healthy at your expense?

[Anonymous No.22371422]

>>22369448
You sound like a faggot try watching gay porn next time niggerfag

[Anonymous No.22371484]

>>22371206
This could help you.
Your self esteem issue is at the root of most of your other problems and may be caused by a dysfunctional family during your childhood with a lack of a strong father figure and a lack of love from your parents.

[Anonymous No.22371563]

>>22371364
What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.22371574]

>>22371390
>>22371484
How come all that didn't work for you?

[Anonymous No.22371665]

>>22369448
>SARMs
>self improvement
How the fuck would SARMs improve you? Take a DHT if you want mental benefits you moron. Preferably Mesterolone, Methenolone or Drostanolone.

[Anonymous No.22371701]

Then kys.

[Anonymous No.22371749]

>>22371665
Why does every chad athlete take SARMs if not to improve themselves?

[Anonymous No.22371764]

>>22371701
Why haven't you?

[Anonymous No.22371806]

>>22369860
Larp

[Anonymous No.22371839]

>>22370536
This

[Anonymous No.22371858]

>>22371806
Looks like it didn't work for you either.

[Anonymous No.22371982]

>>22370561
It's amazing how much they charge for ketamine at clinics.

>>22370687
Damn dude it's 80-120/g in Murika right now.

[Anonymous No.22372030]

>>22369448
You unironically need Jesus OP. Your soul is troubled and you will not find the answers you seek in the material world.

[Anonymous No.22372078]

>>22369448
The Mahabharata, especially the Bhagavad Gita, will cure you of

"Fight for the sake of duty, treating alike happiness and distress, loss and gain, victory and defeat. Fulfilling your responsibility in this way, you will never incur sin."

Become detached from outcomes and simply focus on doing your duty.

[Anonymous No.22372173]

If anything will work it will be raw meat.

https://rawdiets.wordpress.com/

[Anonymous No.22372180]

>>22371858
>>22371764
>>22371574
The first thing to realise is depression is a symptom not a cause, specifically it’s a symptom of domestication. More specifically the domestication of humans by ourselves. Do you think a wild animal could ever be depressed? The idea is difficult to conceptualise because we define depression as maladaptive mood but in nature, if you are maladapted, you are dead. Nature has no tolerance for failure as such it made no provisions for beings to cope with it, I suggest you go live in the woods separate from all human contact for a year+. If you’ve tried everything else, and I mean everything else, and are still clinically depressed, it may be your only option.

[Anonymous No.22372290]

>>22369448
aren't you supposed to post shit like this on the homosexual containment board, /fit/?

[Anonymous No.22372338]

>>22369448

if clean diet is what the american food pyramid is it's no wonder...

[Anonymous No.22372358]

>>22371574
The reason I am recommending it is because it worked?
Why would you think it didn't work?
Even if you are cured you are here forever...

[Anonymous No.22372381]

>>22369448
Do you care that you have erectile dysfunction
Sounds freeing

[Anonymous No.22372584]

>>22372173
Based and Peterson pilled

[Anonymous No.22372609]

>>22369448
Just beeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeee yoirself!

[Anonymous No.22372625]

>>22371351
In all seriousness if you’ve literally tried it all, discuss electroconvulsive therapy with your psychiatrist. You can have short term memory loss and so on but it genuinely works.

[Anonymous No.22372638]

>>22372173
I mostly eat meat and eggs.

[Anonymous No.22372661]

>>22372625
Why do you want to subject lonely men to ECT?

[Anonymous No.22372767]

>>22372638
Yeah that's your problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScphI4jReJ0

[Anonymous No.22373251]

>>22369448
Just decide to be happy

[Retard No.22373263]

>>22369448
How often do u fap?

[Anonymous No.22373309]

1/2

[Anonymous No.22373342]

>>22369929
This is the way. You have to do something that gives you a good rush consistently to get out of the depression

[Anonymous No.22373355]

2/2

[Anonymous No.22373374]

Also you may be a NPC
>Go spent time in /pol/

[Anonymous No.22373430]

>>22372584
Imagine how JP singing Tom Waits would sound

[Anonymous No.22373578]

>>22370496
This

[Anonymous No.22373627]

>>22369448
Forget who you are.......reset

[Anonymous No.22373652]

>>22373263
>>22373355
No fap didn't work.

[Anonymous No.22373664]

>>22369448
I'll tell you how to fix your depression for 3 eth. It's a deal, and guaranteed to work. This is not a larp anon, I'm a little older than you and have been there.

[Anonymous No.22373681]

>>22373627
I did, but I keep waking up as an aging 33 year old man with no friends or gf.

[Anonymous No.22373712]

>>22369448
Try moving. Like, take a trip. Backyard, woods, whatever.

Move your body. Drink more water. Market buy DMG.

[Anonymous No.22373727]

>>22369448
magic mushrooms fren 4 grams or more

[Anonymous No.22373731]

>>22373430

Well, ya know, that's the thing about elevating yourself to the chaos-reducing, upper hierarchical position of a chocolate Jesus - it is NO bloody JOKE bucko!

[Anonymous No.22373745]

>>22373712
I tried living in a different city for a couple months twice. It didn't work.

[Anonymous No.22373772]

>>22373681
No I mean disappear for a week no phone or anything to remind you of who you are And see how quick the idea of you dissolves

[Anonymous No.22373811]

>>22371177
how much RAD-140 did you take and how did it give you ED
now I'm worried... even though I'm still working fine down there

[Anonymous No.22373813]

try going to Chinese medicine clinics
sounds like you have liver, spleen or other organ dysfunction making it that nothing you try works

[Anonymous No.22373839]

>>22373664
Actually as a show of good faith, I'll just give you the recipe to fix this shit, because no young man deserves the feel that occupies you. Now mind you, this list may be a bit much for most, but hey, if you know how depression and suicidal anxiety terrors and anhedonia feel, then you fucking know and you'll do whatever it takes. So listen up.

>no masturbation
>no alcohol or marijuana
>take .25 of psylocybin mushroom 2x a day
>take 2 grams of lion's mane mushroom a day
>do a 10 day run of BPC 157
>take 4 grams of piracetam per day
>take 2 grams of choline bitarate per day
>do intermittent fasting, 16/8
>read and understand a book called "Psycho Cybernetics"
>10 minutes of sodarshan chakra kriya pranayam per day.

Again, this isn't a larp. I'm sure it seems like one, but there's a point to all this weird shit. Do this for three months and you'll feel like new. Good luck anon, you deserve to make it.

[Anonymous No.22373864]

>>22373727
You're a retard, if you're miserable you do not take a hero dose like this.

[Anonymous No.22373899]

>>22373839

> wants to get people off depression
> recommends a long list of research drugs that have not been thoroughly studied

No wonder you're in this mess OP. How about some cocaine and heroine to top the list off now?

[Anonymous No.22373901]

most men who work with computers have low test from exposure to emf 24/7. d

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2305050015000044#:~:text=Long%2Dterm%20exposure%20to%20mobile,total%20testosterone%20level%20%5B7%5D.

[Anonymous No.22373939]

>>22369732
Good goy

[Anonymous No.22373982]

>>22373901
Thats very interesting
Modern world sucks

[Anonymous No.22373992]

>>22369922

This may not be a cure but it definitely helps. Be of service to someone, in some way. Don't let yourself be used, of course, but give out of the love of your heart.

[Anonymous No.22373998]

Eat high meat!!!!! It’s an old Eskimo delicacy, basically you leave meat(I do liver) in a jar for a 30 days. You need to air the jar every so often. Then you eat the rotten meat, at first you will be repulsed but soon your body will crave it. You will be high and happy afterwards. It cures many mental disorders as many are linked to the gut(almost all). Cases of schizophrenia have been normalised(needs daily use). Most people only need it once a week or so. You may need more, just listen to your body.

[Anonymous No.22374000]

>>22373899
The things I listed are all well researched and can easily be googled; they all synergistically work toward disidentifying with a past notion of yourself and putting yourself in the flow state of the present moment which is where happiness is to be found. Don't fud with op, he needs this.

[Anonymous No.22374037]

>>22372584

she's such a whore

[Anonymous No.22374061]

>>22369448
you're not drinking enough water

[Anonymous No.22374077]

>>22373811
I took maybe double the dose on my last day using it, and then for the next 5 days my balls started burning. This was 18 months ago and I think it's getting worse.

[Anonymous No.22374097]

>>22373839
How come all that bullshit didn't work for you?

[Anonymous No.22374101]

Avoid processed foods
Transcendental meditation
Quit alcohol
Limit cooming
Kava daily
Nootropic stack including l-theanine, ashwagandha, lithium orotate

[Anonymous No.22374105]

>>22369448
It's fucking simple what you need to do
Quit 4chan, quit drinking and quit porn.

You can't heal your mind if your constantly in a toxic environment

[Anonymous No.22374130]

>>22369448
no one cares, not your personal blog. sage

[Anonymous No.22374131]

raw eggs, andy cutler chelation, LDN, buhner herbs for lyme. at least the first 2.
i bet you 10k chainlink it will save your life

[Anonymous No.22374133]

>>22374101
>>22374105
See:
>>22374097

[Anonymous No.22374147]

>>22369448
Just stop crying you baby wahhh wahwahwahhhh

[Anonymous No.22374177]

>>22374147
>Just stop crying you baby wahhh wahwahwahhhh
Where am I doing that? I just listed some facts. I can guarantee you're really ugly btw

[Anonymous No.22374193]

>>22374097
It did work which is why I'm suggesting it. I tried all the normal routes and they were all bullshit.

[Anonymous No.22374202]

>>22371296
fucking kill yourself then. see how many people care kek
YOU asked for advice coming here and dont like it kys

[Anonymous No.22374224]

>>22374177
Wahh wahhhh mommy your every post is crying, buhyuuu i lifted twice and it didnt workk booo i smoked weed it didnt work babababab i x didnt work, how do i x to x overnight

[Anonymous No.22374242]

>>22374202
>YOU asked for advice
Show me where you illiterate faggot. I don't ask for advice from illiterate ugly losers.

[Anonymous No.22374290]

>>22374105
Retard advice that definitely doesn't work and never will. Please disregard this shit, op. Look into ketamine or shrooms instead, but there's no guarantee it will work, but unlike the retarded asshole there at least this won't make things worse. Shrooms are still experimental at least stateside but I think you can get ketamine if you look around for the right clinics. If you have bitcoin and a mailbox I wouldn't worry too much about it though, I mean you tried sarms so you must not worry too much about legality. If you try lifting again just do low dose test permacruise, I'm never touching sarms again except mk677, which technically isn't even a sarm.
ECT also works pretty well,its dramatized in movies but what people don't understand is that depression can be bad enough suicide is considered. At that point who gives a fuck if there's a couple cloudy spots in memory of the last five days? I've done worse off just bourbon. If it works it's more than worth it. They also have unilateral vs bilateral so the sides are even less than they were back in the day.

[Anonymous No.22374292]

>>22374224
>I don't like facts because they remind me of how ugly I am :^(

Stay basemented you ugly faggot

[Anonymous No.22374334]

>>22374242
>come to basket weaving forum
>nothing works on my depression wahhh
how are you not asking for advice? dont make a thread if you dont want attention or advice.
your attitude is truly ugly. your not a person worth helping. you just whine like a baby and call people ugly.
enjoy your pathetic life you brain dead incel loser, because i know your too weak to actually follow through with anything, like suicide, how pathetic

[Anonymous No.22374337]

>>22374193
>it worked for me :^)

Except if that were true you wouldn't be on 4chan in a depression thread at 2:00 in the morning now would you?

[Anonymous No.22374360]

>>22374334
Just practicing what actually works. Unlike your projecting ass, I already spent years doing self improvement and I know your shit stinks.

[Anonymous No.22374376]

>>22369448
Bruh just get up and go. Fuck these fucking freaks on here any advice. Just pack up and hit the road and Jusr go wherever it looks nice to you

[Anonymous No.22374379]

>>22374360
kek
did bullying everyone in this thread help you?
kys

[Anonymous No.22374396]

>>22369448
Then maybe you're not actually depressed. Maybe that is how you're meant to feel. Clearly you're lacking some extreme activity in your life.

[Anonymous No.22374397]

>>22369448
that must be terrible
have you tried medication?

[Anonymous No.22374418]

>>22374337
Some of us only work on the weekends and sleep during the day because night shift. Crazy as it sounds going from five days a week of work to just two did wonders for my mental well being.