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Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:10:59 2020 No.22349616 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>upload consciousness to intergalactic computers, effectively becoming immortal
>fast forward 1*10^100^100 years
>last proton about to decay
>use the hawking radiation from the last decaying black hole in the entire universe to load up coinmarketcap
>check XRP price
>$0.2243 USD (-4.38%)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:13:25 2020 No.22349673 >>22349616 Based and non-Seroquel pilled

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:14:24 2020 No.22349693 >>22349616 Did you check spark fxrp price?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:15:47 2020 No.22349724 >>22349616 yeah but I guarentee world govs will use xrp in the next expansion and Big Bang

>>	Bitalik Vuterin Wed Sep 9 09:15:58 2020 No.22349730 File: 143 KB, 1600x1200, Lil-Pump-Selfie-Mirror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gang shit XRP to the moon. esketttiiitttyy

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:17:01 2020 No.22349756 File: 132 KB, 1440x1440, C51A8C2C-A53E-4A30-8218-326804E3C8D9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >check dollar index >-500,000,000% >mfw

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:18:09 2020 No.22349782
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>be me
>damaged consciousness uploaded to intergalactic computers, also immortal
>the year is 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
>still filling my bags with xrp whilst it's cheap
>telling people that big banks will adopt soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:26:55 2020 No.22349989 >>22349616 Topkek All black IDs will make it to the eternal abyss as a joined consciousness

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:27:00 2020 No.22349993

>>22349616
In all seriousness please don’t fall for the XRP shills that raid this place every week trying to tell you it’s about to moon. It’s not. You can look at the 2018 chart to verify but it only mooned for a day or two and then immediately lost half its value. XRP is just a big rug pull for normies and prevents them from buying BTC.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:27:21 2020 No.22350009
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>>22349616
>be me
>inventor of forwards time machine
>buy a fuckload of LINK
>keep travelling in the future until it reaches $1,000
>arrive somewhere in 10^1000 AD
>suddenly time begins moving backwards
>the universe stops expanding and starts constricting
>big crunch happens, new big bang
>keep going forwards until I'm back to thr 2010s
>realize LINK ICO just came out at $0.3
>mfw the entire age of the universe isn't long enough for LINK to reach $1,000

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:28:23 2020 No.22350033 >>22349616 I too have read Life 3.0

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:32:30 2020 No.22350133 >>22349616 >use the hawking radiation from the last decaying black hole in the entire universe to load up coinmarketcap Crying OP. Can't even type on my phone because the moisture from tears. Thanks for the laugh. t. 2017 fomofag with a dollar bag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:33:57 2020 No.22350162 File: 332 KB, 640x853, 1597176620818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22349724 >moving the date back again >>22349730 >XRP to the moon try to guess if pic is related

>>	Bitalik Vuterin Wed Sep 9 10:29:05 2020 No.22351474 File: 10 KB, 1204x903, DeadCatBounce-5c658faa46e0fb00017dd9ce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No sir, This is the xrp chart sir slow dead, slow death, slow death, mcap is 69,696,969,420,696.420

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:34:21 2020 No.22351622

>>22349616
Religions or historians deep in the future will think XRP was some kind of punishment given to people who were outcast from society.
...
Oh shit I just had this really lucid moment where I realized where I'm posting this. Everything makes sense now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:42:46 2020 No.22351840 >>22349616 I actually kek'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:50:07 2020 No.22352011 >>22351840 Bet you lmao'd too didn't you? Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:52:10 2020 No.22352063 >>22349756 ultra high iq frogposter

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 10:53:01 2020 No.22352081 >>22350162 XRP 2k start of time

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:13:23 2020 No.22352591 >>22349989 Roll

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:37:06 2020 No.22353216 >>22349616 What in the pot smoking FUD is this shit I see before me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:40:29 2020 No.22353321 >>22349616 BASDEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:42:37 2020 No.22353386 >>22349616 lold

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:45:14 2020 No.22353453 File: 142 KB, 725x919, asdasd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22349616 >hawking radiation

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 11:46:10 2020 No.22353483 File: 109 KB, 500x629, 1585374548889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22349616

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