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A moment of silence for all the normies about to get just'd

>> No.22318719
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>>22318701

>> No.22318761
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>>22318701
>mfw it closes green

>> No.22318763

>>22318701
STONKS ONLY GO UP

>> No.22318840
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>>22318701
>ELON MAKE TSLA GO UP!! WTF !!!

>> No.22318911

>>22318701
Fuck them they deserve it

>> No.22318943

>>22318701
It's mostly dumb zoomers holding this. Nothing of value will be lost.

>> No.22318989

>>22318701
If you bought tesla stock within the last year or two you're an idiot. The stock price was high not because it's really that valuable. It's because he was le epic reddit future man and people wanted to buy into his epic reddit company.

>> No.22319001

>>22318840
>sells 5B$ worth of new stock

>> No.22319106

What happened?

>> No.22319120

YOU SON OF A BITCH MUSK

>> No.22319125

>>22318989
You're a brainlet. It went high because dummies like you had that opinion and kept standjng in the way with your shorts

>> No.22319133

>>22318701
is this my chance to buy in?

>> No.22319162

>>22319125
It was high because Softbank was buying calls to raise the price to dump on retail consumers. After the split, there was a sell off. Jesus, how do you breathe?

>> No.22319175

>>22318989
>thinking retail investors have enough cash to pump 390 billion USD market cap stock

>> No.22319176

>>22319133
Yeah

>> No.22319200

>>22318701
imagine buying TSLA at $500 last week

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>>22319200
>I BELIEVE IN ELON. TSLA IS NEXT PARAGIGM, FUTURE IS NOW

>> No.22319343

>>22319106
-10% before the opening, it's going to be a bloodbath.

>> No.22319392

>>22318989
You don't even follow the markets, do you? Nobody cares about your hot take if you're going to say something this ridiculous without even looking at the chart. If you purchased Tesla during the dip, rode until the split, and then got out the first day of the split like I did, you'd have fucking tripled your money easily.

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I hope the dumping keeps going until the price when Elon tweeted was overpriced

>> No.22319526

>>22318989
I bought TSLA in the summer of 2019
Literally my biggest regret is that I didn't dump my entire savings into it

>> No.22319536

>>22319392
>If you simply gambled large amounts of money and were lucky, you would be rich

>> No.22319639

>>22319133
How does 75% off sound?

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Every day increases the likelihood TESLA (and other companies that launch 100s and 100s of satellites per month into space) will cause the extinction of large parts of the human population.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

Good thing, it will end globalism once and forever.

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>EEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOON DOO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>22318701
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.22320703

hahahahaa this piece of shit is falling fast now, 18%

>> No.22320887
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>tfw when TSLA 20% drop
>tfw when BTC has already trained me for 80% drops
>tfw when buying TSLA at a fucking discount
feels good, man.

>> No.22321072

>>22320887
>buying TSLA at a fucking discount
amazing. can you explain why you think TSLA is cheap right now? you should try and invest without a hundred year perspective mate

>> No.22321131

>>22320887
>tfw when buying TSLA at a fucking discount
I'm sorry for your lost brain cells

>> No.22321140

>>22321072

I saw giga factory in Berlin. I am sold. Elon will go to Mars with or without us.

>> No.22321217

>>22321140
>I saw giga factory
>Elon is going to Mars
You teenage retards who think you can play at being 'investors' off shit like this deserve every single cent you are about to lose

>> No.22321272

>>22321217

ok, boomer.
have fun with your SPY 6% gains. Maybe you will be able to retire at 75

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>>I saw giga factory
>>Elon is going to Mars
>You teenage retards who think you can play at being 'investors' off shit like this deserve every single cent you are about to lose

>> No.22321354

>>22321272
So you are a teenager then. I bet you use Robinhood too lmao

>> No.22321366

>>22319106
Failed to make the S&P 500 this time round.

>> No.22321412

>>22321140
Space travel is extremely expensive and unlikely to turn a profit in our lifetime even if we make it to Mars. Also spacex is not Tesla.

>> No.22321462

>>22318701
What do you mean? This shit is still sitting around 1750 before 5:1 split which is still overvalued as fuck. If you lost money buying(!) TSLA you are beyond retarded.

>> No.22321525

>>22319971
Why would Kessler syndrome cause the death of even a few humans?

It would literally just mean that low earth orbit would be unusable, but high orbit, like the geostationary one, would still be entirely viable.

>> No.22321756

>>22319494
Elon really is king of the simps kek

>> No.22321798

>>22318989
>Thinks actual humans care about that shit.
Not everyone is a troglodyte like you, retard

>> No.22321826

>>22321756
>Wants a hot goth gf
>Simp
Are you retarded?

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So realistically how long until TSLA closes the gap it opened at today? end of week, 2 weeks?

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>>22318701
>crypto level losses
these niggas finna bout to commit suicide

>> No.22321841

>>22318701
Fool you realize we got just'd as well, right? I lost 60% of my portofolio in one week, my waifu is calling me from the other side of the noose.

>> No.22321847

Good thing I only have 1 stock

>> No.22322150

>>22319125
>It went high because dummies like you had that opinion and kept standjng in the way with your shorts

that makes absolutely no sense in the real world

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does /biz/ buy the crash?

>> No.22322349

>>22321412

Tesla funds Spacex indirectly. Don't let anyone fool you.

>> No.22322762

>>22318701
I'll buy back into tsla when they stop pretending to make cars and start focusing on home battery units and solar pannels.

>> No.22322895

>>22318989
They just crashed prices in solar panels for $1.49 all across the US. Doubt the price will stay down for long

>> No.22323137

>mfw shorting

>> No.22323210

>>22319494
>>22321756
>>22321826
elon is a man of taste