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>> No.22301732

bloodshed confirmed tomorrow

>> No.22301747

Now TQQQ is going to be weighed down by TSLA until it rotates out of it and dumps that hot garbage. How often does TQQQ reshuffle the deck again?

>> No.22301759

>>22301732

I’d rather that than at the end of the week

>> No.22301761
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>>22301732
Nah

>> No.22301762

>>22301732
Go away Bobo. Markets are looking good right now

>> No.22301768

if "rotation from tech" meme is confirmed real, can I get rich from SPY calls?

>> No.22301771
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Thank you Robinhood-san for buying my TSLA shares.
You have helped restore my honor
*bows*

>> No.22301787

>>22301768
absolutely.

>> No.22301806
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>>22301721
What’s SHLL gonna do this week? We going to 70?

>> No.22301808

>>22301768
just buy calls on industrials instead

>> No.22301816
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22301816

Have you started selling covered calls yet?

>> No.22301841

>>22301808
buy shares of industrials instead

>> No.22301846

europoor here. should i buy NVDA and MSFT before the markets close?

>> No.22301847

>it'll be a bloodshed!
>rotation out of tech!

reminder to always do the opposite of what /smg/ says

>> No.22301850

>>22301816
I need the price to come up A BIT

>> No.22301872
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22301872

You guys remember when we all made a ton of money off Workhorse and Reddit was banning your for even saying workhorse

>> No.22301898

>>22301847
Buying calls during a massive retracement will lead to financial ruin.
Do yourself a favor and load up on Tesla puts for tomorrow brother. Tesla will dip to 80 dollars in a few months.

>> No.22301900

I had a moment of clarity and recalled a portion of my dream last night. I was talking to two hot chicks at a beach party and realized it was a dream so I started to forcibly rape this brunette and she was fighting back and everyone was freaking out. still felt great though. wasnt it weird that people in my dream werent able to be controlled by me? before I raped her I was trying to will her to fuck and nothing was happening and lost my patience. Any tips on lucid dreaming bros?

>> No.22301902
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ROBINZOOMER ROPE PREVENTION

>> No.22301912

I'll let you in on a secret. They are going to use labor strikes to try to defeat Trump. The democrats and losers in the labor unions are going to scream like a bunch of babies.

>> No.22301916
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>>22301872
Yep

>> No.22301932

>>22301898
I'm going to screenshot this and post it whenever I throw out my reminder.

>> No.22301936

>>22301747
You’ll be sorry when TSLA is $1,000 again by January.

>> No.22301950

>>22301856
god I wish

>> No.22301960
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22301960

You guys keep talking about a big short squeeze on GME but you'd need them to beat estimates first lol good fucking luck with that

HOWEVER. If it does pop afterhours and start a cascade of shorts covering, wouldn't I reap the benefits too if I just buy in at opening of that day without any risk at all? Kodak pumped another +300% the next day after it mooned +200%.
This is a valid strategy with MUCH lower risk, right? Don't wanna enter right now when it's not even confirmed Q2 will be the spark and you guys stand to lose a lot. Looks like a pump and dump in progress if it doesn't work out.

truly this is the big brain move rather than buying blindly on Tuesday i think

>> No.22301980

>there are still retarded people not buying tesla here for retarded reasons
>these are the same people a year ago, two years ago, three years ago etc
>they have no real arguments
>their portfolio consists of dividend garbage and they don't even out perform spy
you would think smg would have the smart people that make money on the market without injecting their shitbrained opinions and feelings into it

>> No.22301981

I predict that PLM will crab downwards this week, VVPR will correct itself to around $7 tomorrow, CRDF will rise to $9 by October 9th, and ICD will be a fivebagger before it undergoes a correction by Friday.

>> No.22302002

>>22301960
Dude no one cares about game stop, you’re almost as cringe as the guy that shills papa johns lol.

>> No.22302006

>scarcity makes things valuable
Why isn't there demand for midgets?

>> No.22302007
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22302007

newfriend here. what was the market like pre-covid?

>> No.22302052

>>22301980
You'll look retarded when tesla is trading at 80 bucks next year.

>> No.22302083

>>22301980
Does it make you feel better to call strangers retarded?

>> No.22302093

>>22301980

the real argument is that PE is 1000 and they have no way of justifying their valuation as they are not ahead of other companies.
the bull case is... i dont even know what the bul l case is, I ask people but they have no answer it's all shrouded in mystery.

>> No.22302098

>>22302007
we were in melt up mode for about two years but people pretend like this is some crazy new thing

>> No.22302110

>>22301898
What happens if I bought my call before the retrace started........

>> No.22302112
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22302112

>bro gamestop
>bro dennys
>bro.. coke

ARE YOU LOT MENTALLY INCAPACITATED

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>>22301980
>>their portfolio consists of dividend garbage and they don't even out perform spy

about 75% OF stocks under perform spy

>> No.22302129

>>22301980

if you think you are outperforming SPY holding Tesla then you have no idea what risk adjusted gains mean.

>> No.22302141

>>22302002
I'm starting to worry that it's 3 people shilling GME short squeeze and 1 person shilling the opposite

>> No.22302164

Retard here. Investing for the first time. I have $1200 available funds in my account but it also says I have zero settled funds under it and I keep getting a warning about have zero settled funds when I try to buy stock. What do.

>> No.22302185

>>22302052
retard
>>22302083
it is satisfying to make others feel retarded and wrong
>>22302093
stay poor retard. not our fault you started yesterday.
>>22302127
exactly
>>22302129
my brainless nasdaq/tech memefolio beats spy by multiple hundreds of percent over several years

>> No.22302187

>>22302112
Denny is actually doing pretty good on fundamentals
I went their yesterday and it was packed though they moved it to outside.
Should be worth pre covoid price once a everyone forgets about covoid

>> No.22302189

>>22302112
What's up with Coke? Are we pumping soon?

>> No.22302193
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22302193

Keep getting nightmares about the stock market. Getting real tired of this, how do I stop it? Can't shake this feeling off that something is going to happen soon to stocks.

>>22297751
>TQQQ is a meme
Why?

>>22297792
By that logic the market may continue to tank since if it was softbank most of the tanking should be over with and it'll probably crab around for a while. But if it wasnt then we may keep tanking.

>> No.22302203

>>22301816
Yeah I sold a covered call, the stock went up always past the strike and I lost out on $500. Fuck off.

>> No.22302214

>>22302007
Is that fucking Brendan Schaub?

>> No.22302220
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>>22301846
Fellow arabian here, how 2 trade in mutt market?

>> No.22302235

Ok options and gme boys. Was thinking of grabbing a couple calls in case you guys are right about the squeeze. They are dirt cheap. But for some reason the 11$ and 12$ calls are 8x as expensive? Please someone help explain

>> No.22302239

>>22302187
What about with the share dilution they did a while back?

>>22301747
This. Not a fan of it being in there. Same for how large of a hpldong it has in Apple (just like SPY which turns me off the etf)

>> No.22302241

>>22302220
Why do you need to trade, doesn't your government give you a free luxury every year or something?

>> No.22302252

>>22302241
Not for the peasants

>> No.22302256

>>22300984
how the FUCK does anyone make any fucking money in the stock market where for every person who thinks an idea is good, another person thinks is shit???

all of the people who have been saying TSLA is a bubble missed out on like 10x profit from 2000 to over 2000 it's fucking stupid. on GME someone's gonna be fucking right because there are literally only 2 choices up or down, and whoever is right is just gonna be like "LMAO I TOLD YOU", it's so fucking stupid. im just so tired, i want to make money, yet you never know when you're buying the top of anything or not.

im buying AMD right now. im sure some of you anons will tell me it's going to crater 50+% because it's overvalued and some of you anons will tell me it will double in value in the next year or two. then some other anons will talk about how the whole market will crash and we'll all die in WWIII or be enslaved by the chinese. WHO FUCKING KNOWS??? WHY CANT WE ALL JUST AGREE ON SOMETHING THAT WORKS FFS???

>> No.22302260

>>22302203
>past the strike and I lost out on $500
What company and how far out was it dated?

>> No.22302263

>>22302203
>not gaining $500 is the same as losing $500
You are just a retarded pathetic greedy cunt. You don't deserve to use covered calls. Hurry up and lose all your money and stop posting you worthless subhuman. :)

>> No.22302269

>>22302241
I wish. Can't even bomb schools anymore.

>> No.22302275

>>22302256
*it's shit
*from 200 to over 2000

>> No.22302283

>>22302256
>WHY CANT WE ALL JUST AGREE ON SOMETHING THAT WORKS FFS???
because nothing "works"
line can go up
line can go down
line can go sideways
no one knows.

>> No.22302306

>>22302235
theyre priced in to be worth more, what is to not understand? read the greeks

>> No.22302319

>>22302239
Wtf they did hope they don’t go bankrupt

>> No.22302340

>>22302283
THEN HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE MAKE ANY MONEY? at this point i might as well just go back to day trading technicals at 1:2 risk:reward. at least then i don't need to worry about a crash and can just work on getting a win rate above 34% and accept it's all just gambling with better odds than vegas ultimately.

>> No.22302351

>>22302007
About the same. 2020 bull move had a similar mania phase to 2017. The SoftBank thing was a curve ball but not wildly out of the norm.

>> No.22302383

>>22302283
Dude if you ever look at the hang seng the line can break

>> No.22302395
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>>22302319
Probably not bankrupt. Albeit pretty annoying how so many restaurants bounced even with bad earnings and share dilutions. Some with no news and continued going up over a month with no news.

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>>22302306
I'm trying to wrap my head around it all still struggling. It's just crazy a 11$ call is 65$. 12-13 is 250$. And 13$ is back to 60s$.

>> No.22302408

Workhorse predictions?

>> No.22302409

>>22302185
>gave me a real answer
Alright here's why I'm not in Tsla. For me, Big tech went up too far too fast. I decided to pick ONE premium tech company and to hedge it with a tech ETF. I picked Aapl and Tqqq. I don't have any problem with Tsla, and I wish you Elonfags all the best. But I'm locked into a different direction now. That's all. I realize this isn't a 200 iq answer.

>> No.22302421

>>22302256
>WHY CANT WE ALL JUST AGREE ON SOMETHING THAT WORKS FFS???
Long hold 2x index positions with cost averaging. Swing trade 3x index positions. Both of these work. Both beat vanilla spy and qqq.

>> No.22302429

>>22302340
Haven't you realized this is simply gambling? At least that's how I see it considering the manipulation being the same as a casino stacking odds in its favor.

>> No.22302431

>>22302235
8x as expensive as what?

>> No.22302436

>>22302395
Probably people trying to call the bottom

>> No.22302449
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>>22302421
3x is better then 2x. just dont be a pussy and panic sell. no, it will never be liquidated

>> No.22302451

>>22302421
>2x index positions
Such as?

>> No.22302475

>>22302340
>THEN HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE MAKE ANY MONEY?

buy
hold
sell

>buy some stocks
let's say the line goes down
Well then there are two possible outcomes.
Either the stock price will NEVER EVER reach the price you paid for it ever again between now and when the company goes bankrupt
OR
you just hold it until the line goes back up to/above what you paid for it.
>hold
Only when the line goes back up to above what you paid for it should you sell.
This may be a day, a week, a month, a year, multiple years, or possibly never
>sell
After the price goes above what you paid for it can you sell it and you make money.

so really
just don't buy stock in companies you think has a chance of going bankrupt.

only invest an amount of money that you would be totally okay with you never seeing again.

>> No.22302479

>>22302449
I thought 2x outperformed 3x on a long term hold?

>> No.22302493

>>22302431
Why is buying a 11$ call. Cheaper than a 12-13$ call. Then also the same price as a 14$ call. New to options still trying to understand them all. But usually when I look. The further you go from current price. The cheaper the call. But in this current situation 12$ and 13$ seem to be awfully expensive relative to 11$ and 14$.

>> No.22302495

>>22302340
they have enough money that they don't need to fear temporary losses in the stock market so they never panic and sell the bottom

>> No.22302499

There are agents of chaos trying to convince anons not to contribute a small amount to divvy stocks

>> No.22302533

>>22302187
why do people keep saying "once everyone forgets about covid" as if it's already over and not a big deal or something? it still exists. there's still no vaccine or even treatment yet. there are still spikes of cases around the US because every redneck has to be an asshole about muh freedumbs (im a republican and i fucking hate these people, very obviously the social conservative crowd).

i have ideas for covid recovery plays too but im not about to start investing in shit before there is even the semblance of a recovery. for all we know it may take years. and who knows what's gonna happen come election time, might have civil war 2 electric boogaloo who knows. all i know is im ready to short the VXX with every fucking dollar and piece of leverage i can afford if it ever hits 70 again.

>> No.22302542

>>22302479
in what world would that happen? check the charts yourself

>> No.22302551

>>22302256
it's always risk vs reward. Nothing's for sure. I think GME anons are crazy to be jumping in now after it just spiked +50%. They stand to lose so much money if their Q2 spike never happens. The shills were probably holding it since months ago and aren't losing anything if it suffers a correction, of course it's easy for them to shill GME.

I'll just watch it and hop on the moon train from open if it does squeeze as the shills says.

>> No.22302561

>>22302451
QLD and SSO.

>> No.22302569

>>22302533
>im a republican
i'm sure that you are

>> No.22302580

>>22302533
fuck off bobo Not selling

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>>22302533
>as if it's already over and not a big deal or something?
yeah...
about that...

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>>22302533
>i'm a republican

>> No.22302617

>>22302533
>as if it's already over and not a big deal or something?
Because it's not really, just wear a mask when you're in a crowded and enclosed area, that's it. Armageddon cancelled

>> No.22302648

How can dividends be my fren if I need a million dollars to make like 30k a year before taxes?

>> No.22302659

>>22302612
i agree and it sucks but unfortunately, as things currently stand, either a democrat or republican will always be president in the US. whether you vote or don't this is true. might as well pick the lesser of 2 evils, as it were.

>> No.22302680

>>22302617
except there are a lot of people who are assholes and specifically protest that. not even just in America: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/berlin-police-break-up-anti-coronavirus-protest-after-18000-gather-with-no-masks-or-social-distancing/

>> No.22302713

>>22302648
they aren't, stop listening to shitbrained morons on here

>> No.22302718

>>22302493
idk for sure but from looking at those individual calls, the IV is close to 400% on the $12-13 while being 200% on the $14 call. I don't know why that is but maybe that's why

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>>22301960
bro the GME earnings just have to not be terrible. even if the stock drops after wednesday it'll rise back when the consoles are announced and we'll recoup our losses

>> No.22302721

>>22302659
The problem is their policies create the exact opposite of what they want.
>Republicans make aborition harder creating more black babies that create more welfare and crime
>Democrats tax the rich harder which makes businesses move or cut jobs which makes the workers poorer

>> No.22302724

>>22302533
good god you're a massive faggot kys

>> No.22302736

>>22302399
something you dont see on RH is interest, or volume. the spreads are wider on options that have less interest and thus cost more to enter and exit. its amother factor that you aren't seeing because rh is a pretty shit platform.

>> No.22302747

>>22302408
i want to buy but i reckon i missed it

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>>22301721
>mfw institutional investors realise that we are in a buy the dip market and not even a 6% fall can stop this bull

>> No.22302754

>>22302721
at least Trump protects my market gainz and makes SJW's and niggers seethe.

>> No.22302787

>>22302754
>protects my market gainz
For now

>> No.22302795

>>22302718
Thanks. Still trying to wrap my head around the greek aspects of options. Sometimes this shit really doesn't make sense. Hell my 150$ apple call went up and finished in the money on Thursday after apple dropped like a rock that day. And ok
>>22302736
This makes sense. More interest in the position makes the position more valuable. This I can wrap my head around. And yea I know. Will eventually flip to something else. Thoughts on think or swim?

>> No.22302820

>only did crypto
>now got two Vanguard World ETF shares

thanks for reading my blog

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>>22302736
You can see it, just have to select the individual option. However I do agree that it's shit; what's a better platform you would recommend?

>> No.22302831

>>22301960
>>22302719
this does make me think that GME shorts are just in it for the Q2 earnings and that'll probably be it

>> No.22302834

>>22302795
finishing in the money doesnt have anything to do with the greeks

>> No.22302851

>>22302823
just get think or swim ya cunt

>> No.22302895

>>22302834
Fucking shit back to you tube. I always feel like I'm close to understanding it. Then get tossed curve balls to try to understand why and how they operate in the manner they do. It's actually alot to take in desu. Any good resources?

>> No.22302982

>>22302612
Trump moves the overton window to the right, and puts conservatives on the bench.

A far better option, that could lead to even better options over time.

Or better yet, the faggots start a proper hot war, and among the 20 or so factions that form and dissolve over the length of the conflict, actual FREN positions take control of territory in the balkanized US.

>> No.22302986

>>22301768
Yes.

>> No.22302993

>>22302895
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/inthemoney.asp

You either finish In the money (ITM) > Strike Price
Out of the money (OTM) < Strike price
or at the money (ATM) ==

>> No.22302998

>>22302263
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush after all.

>>22302408
I expect (and will play) down a bit, and without any new news a close between 16-18. I wouldn't be very surprised if it closes over 19-20 though.

>> No.22303018

>>22301816
How to lose money 101

>> No.22303045

>>22302993
How far OTM does one sell covered calls for?
I was thinking of doing 15% OTM 1-week calls for TQQQ

>> No.22303049

>>22302993
Thanks. I was just looking for something small I could sell back make a small profit on just to dip my toes. I guess I meant to say. My option was worth more than when I bought it. Even after apple took a tumble

>> No.22303059

>>22302340
Diversification, risk management, and hedging.

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>>22302495
This, the final redpill. It's so fucking comfy when you are not 100% invested and have some spare cash to throw into the game. Line goes red - well, I can DCA or fucking hold, why the fuck should I care, I'm holding MCD and MSFT, not a fucking IVR. If MSFT loses 50% of its value, then well, we have bigger problems to deal with, and my loss doesn't even matter at this point

>> No.22303081

>>22302680
this crash just reminded them theres no such thing as a free country

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>>22301806
We're going to 100. Thomas Healy is going to be better than Elon Musk. Hop into the SHLL train bro's.

>> No.22303121

>>22303045
whatever works for you. there are a lot of factors that go into the decision.


-are you expecting a 15% rise in TQQQ (ie 5% rise in its underlying) in the given timeframe?

-are you willing to lose your shares at that price + premium?

-if no, at what point would you buy to close your short (covered call)?

This is a you question.

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>>22302680
also fuck you noseberg

>> No.22303171

Can't wait for futures to open at +1-2% and let me sleep soundly tonight.

>> No.22303213

>>22302436
Too bad some of these kept on going up on absolutely no news. Too scared to buy them as
>they went up on no news, bad earnings, and share dilution
As such they can come down just as easily. Not about to dump money into these (restaurants) and get btfo'd if they suddenly change direction again.

>>22302449
Problem is I might panic sell. Only way to stop that is buy them and only take a look on Mondays if i want to buy more, had intent to sell before even seeing the price, or wanted to sell a call.

>>22302561
Thx will take a look.

>>22302648
This. The only ones that offer good divvidends are the ones that dont drop year after year to the point it ends up being that if you sell now, the share price + dividends = intial price you bought the stock at. Only ones that offer a good dividend without being pwrma btfo'd are a few.

>>22302998
>A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush after all
Wish I closed my position back on the june pump. Would be up 6 figures. After it was said and done along with a few erratic moves i fell back to 5 figures. Fuck this shit pisses me off. It was a while back but i couldve been at nearly a quarter million dollars instead I sit here with a mere 5 figures that had I been wagecucking instead of touching stocks since last year at a crummy job Id be at an equivalent or so networth. I cant even make a decision for myself. How do I just make a choice?

>> No.22303224

>>22302340
>buying options is gambling
>can sell options but doesnt
>bohhoo im a retard

>> No.22303233

>>22302831
you think shorts will start covering after Q2 because they hope it will be bad?

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>Day closed up 2%
>Futures just mildly red for Nasdaq now
I think we gonna have a great day lads

>> No.22303274

>>22303233
no, im saying there's 100% short interest because people expect Q2 to be bad and the stock price to fall

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>nasdaq back to -0.4%
I know we won't go green tomorrow but I'm hopeful

>> No.22303301

>>22303213
>>22302648
>>22302713
So is the goal to just reinvest the measly dividends or not bother with those stocks in the first place?

>> No.22303307
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Either throw $100 at GME with the potential to make 3x your money and cry that you didn't put more in or lose 3x money and cry. Flip a coin if you fucking have to or do your own research retards.

>> No.22303320

>>22302340
You're fucking retarded. There is one thing that is sure and will never change.
"Line goes up long term."

Bet on this in any shape or form and you will make money. Just hold SPY, write puts on QQQ or write far OTM covered calls on Apple. Or buy ITM LEAPS.

Any of this will make money. Some more, some less, some depending on circumstances. But betting on the single rule will always make you money.

>> No.22303329

>>22301816
Who the fuck isnt selling cc at these prices kek

>> No.22303343
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>>22303249
Pretty sure we're going to get slaughtered tomorrow lmao

I bought apple at the "first dip" at $132...

I'll just buy the apple dip and hold for the ruskie market and 5G stuff to be shilled.

>> No.22303354

>>22303282
Nasdaq -2% to here.

>> No.22303372

>>22303354
Futures -0.41%

>> No.22303373

>>22303301
historical data has shown that growth stocks will give higher returns, I wouldn't bother with dividends. the thing most people dont understand is that the dividend is priced into the value of the stock, and those companies aren't growing so much anymore. exceptions exist like apple, but its crystal ball logic to see that.

>> No.22303400

>>22303282
>>22303249
it’s gonna crash until the elections

>> No.22303412
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>>22303274
uhhh

>> No.22303430

>>22303018
lol so you lost money selling covered calls did you? Well, I don't normally say this, but you might consider Staying in school frendo.

>> No.22303459

>>22303274
but wait.. are you trying to shill me into GME..

>> No.22303460

>>22303400
Incorrect.

>> No.22303472

>>22303400
So wrong

We have
Stimulus passing late
Cases in usa down 50% from highs
Oct earnings
Cure/vaccine news

Its gonna be choppy with a slight trend up till elections. Id also take the bull side into elections as I dont think biden is a commie

>> No.22303483

>>22303373
Dividends seem like an income source more than investment.

You put 7 figures into some aristocrats and it just puts money in your bank account you live off of.

If I won the lotto, I'd just set up some divvy funds and never look at them again, just live within the means the funds paid me.

>> No.22303485

>>22301721
NRZ is going to increase their div again this quarter, right?

https://www.dividend.com/dividend-stocks/financial/reit-residential/nrz-new-residential-investment-corp/#dividend-payout-history-anchor

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>>22303249
>Day
DAX of course
>>22303301
I wouldn't bother unless there is a reason.
If I want stability I buy SPY, not KO and JNJ
>>22303400
No it won't, senpai baka.
Nobody wants that. And the big bois will make sure it won't happen. After the election is done? Maybe. But until then I just can't see it happening.

As if you wouldn't buy MSFT at 200 or BABA at 250.

>> No.22303501

>>22302721
Good thing Republicans are dead and replaced with Trumpism

>> No.22303509

>>22303496
Msft didnt deserve thur fri man

Poor msft hit by index. Least it was green a bit on fri

>> No.22303530

>>22303509
But I did double my position in msft so w.e.

>> No.22303535

>>22303472
is stimulus going to include a deal on unemployment boost or will they continue to use the Trump order?

>> No.22303544

Bois
CVM, it's ogre we're going to finally be free

>> No.22303551

>>22303483
yeah, but if you invested into a growth stock and trimmed your position occasionally, you still out perform the divvys.

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I'm half spy half large cap growth. I'm too scared to put anything into tqqq frens

>> No.22303598

>>22303551
You might also be down 4% for the month. With divvys it doesn’t matter you still get paid

>> No.22303614

>>22303535
Idk

Trump floated using 300b extra funds sitting at treasury to do stimulus checks. It wouldnt quite be possible but he could order it if stimulus doesnt pass.

Dems either have to fight stim checks or let trump get hit way. Losing position fr dems

>> No.22303619

>>22303459
im not shilling. im engaging in dialectics

>> No.22303623

>>22303598
can't guarantee that either, divvys can go down.

>> No.22303630
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>>22303472
>Coronita-chan down 50% from ATH

I'm pretty sure it just shifted to the Midwest which is currently getting crushed by it with ATH

Also, stimulus won't happen until we hit rock bottom or if Coronita-chan mutates in the cold months desu

>> No.22303640

>>22302256
thanks for the copypasta anon :)

>> No.22303647

>>22303623
Sure but that’s why I do my DD and only invest in divvy stocks that haven’t cut their divvy. I’f they didn’t cut it in march than they are a relatively safe stock

>> No.22303659

>>22303343
You fucked up. I'm Ruskie and holding Apple for 3 months on the Saint Peterbusrg stock exchange. Apple will be listed on the Moscow stock exchange but that's for pathetic idiots, because all transactions are in rubles with terrible commission rates, also no one in Russia wants to hold fucking garbage rubles

>> No.22303667

>>22303630
Use https://covid19-projections.com/

Its most accurate predictions of all models

>> No.22303682
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>Trump saying bad words about my NOC and other defense contractors
Rude
we need those bombs and missiles and stealth drones

>> No.22303683

>>22303400
Basically this. Anyone that isn't loading up on puts is an utter brainlet. I know you don't want to accept this bear market but it's already here, just embrace it and make some money on the downside. Loading up my puts for, Facebook, Microsoft, Twitter and Spotify.

>> No.22303707

>>22303647
sleeper returns

>> No.22303715

>>22301721
Here is a play by play of what I think is going to happen
Market takes a dip 10pm
Bobo posters are saying this the end spy 100 eow
It crabs rest of the day until power hour when bobo are you ok and rip bobo posters start posting

>> No.22303722

>>22303683
>long vol

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>>22303647
What safe ones are you keeping? I'm looking at KO, VZ, and PG.

>> No.22303733

When contributing capital to your portfolio make sure you put 5-10% into high yield divvys

>> No.22303752

>>22303725
KDP, ABBV, HIX, and PSEC

>> No.22303771

how long before TQQQ is back above $175?

>> No.22303775

>softbank having 50b in public tech is bad for the nasdaq
Im sure softbank has such little risk tolerance they wanna pull the saudi money out of qqq and into dog walking tech startups

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can't make this shit up

>> No.22303794
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Tractor Semi market = 800 billion dollar market

Tesla/Hyliion are going to be sharing that market.

Important to note: Jeff Bezos hates Elon Musk. Amazon likely to buy Hyliion exclusively, especially since Amazon has natural gas infrastructure already built in many hubs.

NKLA IS A SCAM.

>> No.22303798

>>22303582
no soul

>> No.22303806

>>22303794
TSLA built 1 semi and that is the only semi it will ever build

>> No.22303810

>>22303779
>*muffled Sodom and Gomorrah noises in the distance*

>> No.22303818

>>22303779
i know im gonna regret asking this, and i can probably guess, but...

what the fuck is a "gender reveal party", and why would it include a pyrotechnic device?

>> No.22303840

>>22303818
It's where you tell all of your friends and everyone in your extended family that you're gonna start taking tiddy skittles and have your penis surgically inverted

>> No.22303852

>>22303794
>7 years before a new 50K battery
show me million mile cost.

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>>22303806
>TSLA built 1 semi and that is the only semi it will ever build

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RRmepp7i5g

>> No.22303875 [DELETED] 

>>22302112

Been in stonks for a month now and still haven’t received my complimentary coke

>> No.22303884

>>22302795
>Thoughts on think or swim?

It's a seething pile of shit. Use TDA's web UI instead.

>> No.22303898

>>22303818
Well, you see, it's normal in America for people to take hormone supplement treatments and undergo surgery on their genitals in an attempt to change their biological sex and they have these parties to celebrate transitions they consider adequately successful. Fireworks are often included in these parties.

>> No.22303902

>Company Close Updates
>Tesla Inc. stock rises Monday, outperforms >market
>Published: Sept. 7, 2020 at 4:25 p.m. ET
>By MarketWatch Automation
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/tesla-inc-stock-rises-monday-outperforms-market-01599510323?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

>> No.22303913

What do you think about investing in AI, Space or Energy companies? They are the future right?

>> No.22303917

>>22303598
no. are you seriously this retarded you can't do the math or logic? your dividend stock goes down, the amount dividends paid out makes you still in the negatives for the month. it's literally no different than selling a % of SPY end of every month or whatever period

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>>22303659
>imblying there's no retarded ruskies

We thought the same with Robin niggers here in the states.

Even if that doesn't work, the 5G gear is getting rolled out before Xmas so its still good.

>> No.22303923

>>22303898
>Fireworks are often included in these parties.
Where do I invest to make money on these gud firework sales?
They aren't going to slow down anon, trannism isn't going away anytime soon

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>>22303898

>> No.22303938

>>22303852
1) That has to be confirmed on Battery Day

2) It takes 30 minutes+ to charge a Tesla Semi. Only takes 10 minutes to fuel a Natural Gas Semi.

3) Companies will likely use both companies. Hyliion is just more undervalued.

>> No.22303945

>>22302256
Just buy a long-dated strangle on an ETF and move on with your life.

>> No.22303960

>>22303938
don't truckers usually stop at the truck stops to eat? how is that an issue

>> No.22303961

>>22303917
its ok anon, hes shilling his shitty bags as seen here >>22303752

>> No.22303962

>>22303913
AI is a solid investing strategy

>> No.22303980

>>22303926
Post the full video because I sure as hell can't on this board.

>> No.22303999

>>22303884
Reddit moment

>> No.22304005

>>22303938
companies will use diesel or other fossil fuels. electric/hybrid will only be for niche distribution warehouse gigs.

>> No.22304022

>>22303898
why is slippery slope considered a logical fallacy when it has been coming true for decades and continues to come true to this day?

>> No.22304037

>>22304022
you talkin bout dem gays?

>> No.22304057

>>22303938
Hyliiiiion is currently SHLL, right?

>> No.22304058

>>22303898
>hormone supplement treatments
hormone replacement

>> No.22304073

>>22303960
It depends, I work in the LTL field (Work Local/Regional). My loads NEED to be at the destination, especially since my loads are time sensitive. Tesla won't work for me.

RNG Hyliion vehicles have a 1300 mile range. I don't have to fuel that vehicle for 3-4 days on my route.

Tesla, I would have to fuel every 8 hours for 30 minutes at a particular area.

>> No.22304079

tomorrow open will be so green green cant describe it

>> No.22304096

>>22304057
SHLL is a SPAC acquiring/merging with Hyliion.

So, Yes.

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>>22303898
>normal in America

Normal in twitter or reddit projecting desu

IRL is still considered disgusting and definitely looked down upon

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>>22303798
I don't want to risk high 6 figures

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what are the chances that all these huge wildfires put out enough ash and shit to cause a period of global cooling, mass crop failure and famine akin to some volcanic eruptions throughout history. some of the pictures out there seem similar to depictions of the sky during those times

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Market was closed and yet 1 hour ago robin nigger is telling me apple snd tesla did well? Does this prove it’s all rigged?

>> No.22304166

>>22304138
0%

>> No.22304168

>>22302542
something about higher leverage not recovering from drops as easily. I have no idea how that is supposed to work, but thats what people say. can anyone explain to me?

>> No.22304174

>>22303725
Wow that guy answered with some shit stocks. If you want strong boring dividends buy MO, T, and one of the many stable banks with big dividends (I like TFC or BAC, or CMA/FHN if you wanna go for some growth as a bonus)

>> No.22304177

>>22304117
true but if you share your true feelings you will get virtue signal'd to death so IRL people still 'accept' it

back on topic, is T even worth it? I bought it with KO as a midwit covid play while also so I could not be 100% in FAGMANN like I otherwise would be

>> No.22304185

>>22303412
huh?

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>>22303962

>> No.22304187

>>22303798
dont need no soul
only tight butthole

>> No.22304194

>>22304005
Companies are expanding to alternative fuel vechicles. Many have started to use LNG/CNG Tractors like Amazon.

Plus, in California...

>> No.22304202

>>22304161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAAlEoLRuTA

>> No.22304212

>>22304138
about the same chance as you ever losing your virginity

>> No.22304222
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>Epic Games late Friday asked a judge to make Apple reinstate Fortnite on the App Store, arguing that daily active users have decreased by 60% since the massively popular game was removed.

Damn it feels good to own AAPL

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>>22304194
...forgot to upload pic, lol

>> No.22304237

>>22304161
the article is auto generated and they forgot to account for today being closed so it pulled the friday info. rofl

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Is it finally time to buy XOM, or is it going to crab down there until elections?

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...diapers

>> No.22304263

>>22304185
It doesn't make sense on any level and that should be really obvious. I won't give any hints. Regard this as an exercise.

>> No.22304265

>>22304177
I've had T for 5 years. I currently have a $30 limit sell in for all of it. If you want to stay in telecom, go VZ instead. If you just want a stable dividend stock that might actually go up, buy MO or one of the many high dividend banks.

>> No.22304274

>>22304177
>true but if you share your true feelings you will get virtue signal'd to death so IRL people still 'accept' it

this isn't true. well i mean, it is on the surface, but trust me when i say all of the people who put up with that shit in front of the boss and snowflakes (and trust me you get labeled and ostracized for that real fucking quick), complain and joke about it behind their backs in private. i sometimes wonder if the queers understand everyone secretly hates them behind closed doors or if they're truly that delusional that they think they're actually liked and respected.

>> No.22304305

>>22304274
They know the truth, which is why they all suffer from depression and high suicide rates

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>>22301771
Hello? Yes the gaigin are still buying, dump it all on them Tuesday. Yes all of them my nippon brother!

>> No.22304315

>>22304258
Now post the face of your disappointed father.

>> No.22304320

>>22303913
honestly kinda want to invest in NVDA but i feel like AMD is still relatively early comparatively and has a ton of room to grow relative to NVDA. that said, gaming isn't going anywhere and as the world becomes more technologically advanced, it will continue to grow in need of electronic entertainment, especially covid era.

tech in general is the future, how you want to play that and what sort of time frame you're working on is up to you. just make sure whatever you invest in has a strong economic moat above all else.

>> No.22304322

Should I do calls or puts on $WAP?

>> No.22304323

>>22303960
Truck stops get packed as it is, needing 30+ minutes for a truck would be insane

>> No.22304326

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/hnk0r9/35k_125m_in_4_months/

Thoughts on this guy? Is his success repeatable? Was he just lucky to be riding the run-up from March lows?

>Buy contracts 1-2 months out, 10-15% OTM
>Sell about halfway through
>The trend is your friend

>> No.22304327

>>22304222
i find it appalling that Epic Games would try to call out Apple trying to monopolize an ecosystem

fuckin epic games

>> No.22304335

>>22304265
Thanks anon I'll look into it, my portfolio is 20% KO, T, DIS and 80% FAGMANN, I'm probably gonna give up and just put it all into SPY if September gives us a crash. I'm not swing trading I'm just buying with my paychecks every month and holding for 10 years.

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>>22304223
I'll be honest with you. I don't think California will even exist by 2024.

It will be Detroit tier by then and tech companies will move out in mass.

>> No.22304342

>>22304263
you dont expect people to short a stock when they're expecting the value of that stock to fall?

>> No.22304351

>>22304320
i'd lean towards AMD more because NVDA is relying more on samsung's chips which ain't good for the long term

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>>22303960

>> No.22304358

>>22304342
That's not the right answer.

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>>22304222
Apple killing fortnight makes me proud of owning Apple stock desu

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>>22304222

>> No.22304381

>>22304337
>2024
Quite the optimist I see

>> No.22304391

>>22304305
why can't they just be gay? i don't even have a problem with gay people. but self-mutilation and taking hormones to fuck with your body's chemistry is where i draw the line.

>>22304351
good to know. i like TSMC too.

>> No.22304392

>>22304355
>Nikola's vaporware beats Tesla-chan vaporware


So, is Nikola undervalued?

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am I gonna recoover bros?

>> No.22304402

>>22304342
it honestly made me go what for awhile but i cant understand a short seller's mind
Earnings good = oh fuck!
Earnings go sideways = oh fuck!
Earnings go bad = now i can cover. wait why is the stock price flat

>> No.22304439

>>22304337
Only the big cities will be BTFO. Rural California (HUGE MONEY) will be alright. Honestly, they make a fuck ton of food in California like Almonds.

>> No.22304441

>>22304320
Nvda is not a toy company
The reson nvda is good is ai, they have copyright for the framework most ai uses, thus pretty much all ai runs on nvda cards for now

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I'm never selling my T-babies, nor much else for that mater. Gonna hold it all till I die. Which assuming I live to be 100, that'll be 63 years of holding. I've got a 401 and a pension so why should I give two shits anyway... Honestly the only thing I care about is having 100,000 staring at me by the time I hit 40 in under 3 years.

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QQQ puts at open. yay or nay?

>> No.22304465

>>22304393
>short term call options

see this is why we can't have nice things and seemingly everyone here freaks out over intraday moves.

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Fuck I can really imagine that, seeing california become the next detroit and lose their main industry would be surreal. Where would they go though? Can't see them doing anything else other than literally making their own new silicon valley somewhere.

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>>22302533
Stfu faggot the virus is a political meme you retard here are the fatality numbers from the cdc model. Driving a motorcycle is more dangerous.

TLDR I work in healthcare, yes it’s a meme everyone I work with agrees it’s a meme for the general public.

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>>22304482
Meant for
>>22304337

>> No.22304523

>>22304482
a lot of them are already migrating to texas. other good mini silicone valleys exist in utah & colorado.

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Anyone here has a girlfriend? What is it like?

>> No.22304525

>>22304358
i know. it was a question

>> No.22304526

>>22304257
You know I'm not much into furry but this pic makes my dick hard

>> No.22304529

>>22304491
>Driving a motorcycle is more dangerous.
>I drive a car
>I wear a mask
It's all about not taking extra death chances anon!!!

>> No.22304532

>>22303898
While I as any sane person are disgusted by trannies as well as,kikes niggers and jannies
I read it was a baby reveal party were they make a party to celebrate and reveal weather its a girl/boy or some other shit

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>>22304392
NKLA has to still build their Hydrogen Fuel infrastructure and that cost TOOOONNNNSSS of money.

Tesla can raise money easily compared to NKLA. Hyliion already has many Natural Gas Fuel stations built in many big company hubs like Amazon, FedEx & UPS. Since they already have a huge advantage.

>> No.22304549

>>22304391
Being gay doesn't get them enough attention, anymore.

They're generally self destructive narcissists.

In the 80s and 90s being gay and catching AIDS was enough.
Now they gotta go further.

>> No.22304550

>>22304525
No hints.

>> No.22304558

>>22304491
>less than 1 percent death rate overall
Fucking god this is what the world was shut down for.
I want to travel again. Fucking sick of this shit. And then there's the retards in shitholes like portland that get so angry if you don't PUT ON YOUR MASK.

>> No.22304563

>>22304445
T hasn’t even moved since March. Even for a long hold that’s too slow

>> No.22304592
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>>22304465
>short term
b-but I bought them in August

>> No.22304608

>>22304460
id wait at least 15 min to get a feel for the market

or you could do a straddle. w/e.

>> No.22304625

God bless the anon that suggested koyfin

>> No.22304658

>>22303818
>what the fuck is a "gender reveal party"
tranny shit

>> No.22304685

>>22303061
This is the comfiest feel. I get an erection just thinking of people trying to make big brain moves on shit stocks. Just buy Msft and hold comfy.

>> No.22304686

>>22304532
why would they have a pyrotechnic? also it's california don't forget what state its in.

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>>22303818

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>>22304491
Virus is a meme; however there's a good chance of a mutation if Chinks keep eating fucked up animals.

>> No.22304694

Is Coke worth buying? I get it hardly moves but pays dividends.

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>>22304529
Have you ever texted while driving? The fucking humanity anon! That’s about the same death rate you dummy. It’s nothing I and my coworkers had it back in January when it was “viral pneumonia “ still and no known source. We’re all fine no issues quit drinking so much onions.

>> No.22304714

>>22304524
it was good then it was bad then i hated her and she hated me and that was the end of it

>> No.22304718

>>22304550
i'm sure you just misunderstood. its ok i'll try harder next time

>> No.22304734

>>22304694
No, it's reached it's plateau. Go find another company with more potential.

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Circuit breakers tommorow.

>> No.22304744

>>22303779
>>22303810
>>22303818
>>22303840
>>22303898
>>22304658
>>22304688
>so obsessed with trannies and so socially retarded that you don't know or simply have forgotten that people have gender reveal parties for unborn infants, which is the case here

>> No.22304745

>>22304709
>Have you ever texted while driving?
>probably wont believe me
I haven't texted while driving, using my phone while driving is the one thing I don't do
>speed
>cut people off who piss me off
>rage harder than my erection when i see 2d girls
just joshin around anon, I'm fucking bored

>> No.22304752

>>22304558
We’ll to be fair I freaked out at the initial models of 2% but now that it’s .006 I’m over it. I never wear a mask and I bring my newborn all around. People give me the death glare all the time. Getting a low viral load and fighting it off with no symptoms is ideal. With a flatter curve the area under it is still the same. Mask or no mask well all get it one day.

>> No.22304756

FUTURES BLOOD FLAT

>> No.22304771

>>22304718
>i'm sure you just misunderstood
Nope

>> No.22304778

How do I get rich

>> No.22304779

>>22304744
I didn't forget, just didn't even know that was a thing in the first place because I'm a shutin loser with no friends.

>> No.22304784

>>22304756
not open yet

>> No.22304788

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ynupYBLlyA
Nikola has a bunch of hurdles to overcome before I think they can be viable. The fact that the CEO cashed out 70 million to buy a 35 million dollar mansion deters me from ever purchasing stock. Here's a small amount of info to get a very small view into Nikola. Personally, if I ever was to buy their stock, I wouldn't throw more than $100 into it. They have to set up the required infrastructure to even be viable as a switch from the diesel truck and that will take multiple years if not decades.

>> No.22304800

>>22304778
Buy SPAC & Recovery Stocks. Get Calls on big dips. Easy to make money.

>> No.22304802

>>22304315
after you post your nose, toiletjew

>> No.22304803

>>22304778
all in the very next symbol that gets dubs
if dubs, then it's ZM

>> No.22304808

>>22304625
I use that one to check the top percentage movers for the day, sorted by index or sector. It's a better interface than finviz for that.
https://www.koyfin.com/mov

>> No.22304814

Futures in t-minus 2 minutes. Gird your loins

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>>22304743
Nah I think we get one last pump up to the election to lul the Zoomers to sleep.

Then a dump so big their bags weight will pull them to the center of the earth.

>> No.22304826

>>22304744
Dial 8

>> No.22304829

>>22304778
Buy TSLA, my n word

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>>22302256
Universal agreement would cause the market to cease to function. For every transaction you make, whether buying or selling, someone is on the other end of that transaction, either selling to you or buying from you. The very fact that you can even buy or sell at any given time with no liquidity issues is contingent on nobody knowing what's going to happen next, and there being perpetual disagreement about that.

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>>22304778
Unironically buy Apple and Tesla tomorrow morning. Guaranteed 20-30% gains until end of week.

>> No.22304844

>>22304814
NQ opening dump again lets go daddy needs a new watch

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>>22304814

>> No.22304855

>>22304771
ah i wasnt clear on the definition of short interest. reading up on it now, thanks for the heads up

>> No.22304856

>>22304788
NKLA will never be successful.

1) Banks have become more strict with credit requirements and since they have no cash flow, they'll likely declare bankruptcy in the future.

2) Their competitors are far superior.

>> No.22304862

>>22303647
add payout ratio to your DD if you don't already. afaik, thats the best indicator for a safe dividend in addition to what you said. high cash reserves is also important if they have a high payout ratio

>> No.22304885

>>22304778
Get a very high paying job or start a business

>> No.22304902

>>22304826
I'm sorry that you are so obsessed with trannies that normal heterosexual reproduction practices have started to trigger you

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>>22302112
Fuck you DENN is based and up almost 30% in August

>> No.22304912

>>22303320
>"will never change"
Spoken like a true zoomer. After the 1929 crash, do you know how long it took for the market to return to pre-crash levels? Or how about 1980s Japan?

>> No.22304918

>>22304885
...or become a trap on OnlyFans....

>> No.22304921

TECH IS GREEN FINALLY

>> No.22304930

>>22304918
Technically, that's starting a business, so my point still stands

>> No.22304932

thats a big green candle to start

>> No.22304934

>>22303771
Early October

>> No.22304936

Rug pull @ open

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>>22304491
wtf does scenario 1/2/3/4 mean?

>>22304558
unironically i like the mask thing, it's one of the benefits of this whole mess. it's not just about covid, it helps prevent the spread of disease in general. same with people washing their hands and being more hygienic. would be nice if it didn't require a fucking pandemic plague scare to force people to do it, but i like it and hope it stays. japs were really ahead of their time on this shit, i often go to get groceries on the weekends and don't even shave or anything, just put on a mask, EZ mode.

gross kids who often sneeze and cough out into the air? mask. feels good man. honestly wouldn't be surprised if 10 years from now we'll find out it ends up drastically reducing health care costs if people keep doing it just by reducing the spread of disease in general and people being more hygienic (again hopefully, we got protesters of course who are retarded, but still).

tl;dr even if covid is a meme, i still like the mask wearing and people washing their hands more and generally being cleaner. also social distancing because i fucking hate other people. also WFH because i fucking hate other people.

>> No.22304944

Tech is green. Get fucked, bears.

>> No.22304956

>>22304936
>says increasingly nervous shorter for 6th month in a row

>> No.22304962

What symbol is everyone watching for futures?

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>>22304918
This guy knows
Buy AUY

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What's gonna happen to my 10/2 $275p QQQ position? You faggots are recovering after just 2 fucking red days?

>> No.22305000

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?????

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>>22304921
Definitely recovered from last night.

>> No.22305002

>futures green
It's fucking clown time

>> No.22305003

NEW
>>22304995
>>22304995
>>22304995
>>22304995

>> No.22305007

>>22304937
>i often go to get groceries on the weekends and don't even shave or anything
why would you ever shave just to go to the fucking grocery store anyway? They're lucky if I'm wearing pants

>> No.22305021

>>22304524
4 years in, so far so good. No major problems, both independent mostly so we can chill and do our own thing, but she is a bit insecure and introverted and doesn't like making new frens, so its comfy knowing she wont cheat on me. Has her own stocks that she deals with, but mostly plays it like a safe boomer.

>> No.22305101

So uhh do I buy anything tomorrow or hold off. Have become more and more frozen by fear. Don't want to get
>/CHEAPIES'D/

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>>22304930
...You're COMPLETE WR....Right...

>> No.22305150

>>22304960
>>22304960
>>22304960

BULLchads only

>> No.22305152

>>22304937
Scenario 1 is if they are wrong and is weaker 4 is if it’s stronger. It’s a scale factoring for errors that can be made. Then 5 is the current best estimate.

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>>22303018
>>22303430
Imagine being so stupid you lose money doing covered calls.

>> No.22305225

>>22302214
Schaub got the COVID

>> No.22305490

>>22304918
what if i steal someone else's pictures and start a "premium snapchat"? is that fraud? can i get around that by never explicitly stating that I'm posting myself?

>> No.22305503

>>22304393
I usually sell those. Thanks for buying!

>> No.22305573

>Dow futures flat
>Tech futures +.6%
How the fuck did this happen