They're here.

[Anonymous No.22281852]

I'm a contractor for a security firm that the SEC has contracts with (maybe once or twice a year). They're definitely starting to investigate 4chan, they've been joking about it nonstop. They deal with fraud investigation but not sure whats the case here.

[Anonymous No.22281866]

>>22281852

we know too much oo00oo0

[Anonymous No.22281884]

>>22281852
I'm not sure you could get anywhere here on fraud, the only fraudulent individuals would be the scam artists behind crypto currencies. Everyone here is poor and larps as being good at trading or making a profit.

[Anonymous No.22281897]

>>22281852
>glowniggers are lurking 4chan
You do know that most of us live here and have for many years, if not decades, right

[Anonymous No.22281904]

>>22281852

BUY SILVER

[Anonymous No.22281930]

>>22281852
uniswap fags on sui watch

[Anonymous No.22281936]

>>22281852
I asked if the SEC was going to start investigating and prosecuting pump and dump scams a la Jordan Belfort in the 80s/90s, since it's so rampant in crypto, but I never got an answer. Is crypto even covered by the same market manipulation laws?

[Anonymous No.22281954]

>>22281852
Hello Mr. Contractor Investigator.
I won't spoon feed you here but please see pic related for your first big case.

[Anonymous No.22281962]

[Anonymous No.22281967]

>>22281852
lol what are they here for? To individually track down every single faggot who says “insider here. ANALRAPE token is going to moon”?

[Anonymous No.22281980]

>>22281852
going to be great blackpilling these fuckers

[Anonymous No.22281984]

>>22281936
I think and don’t take my word for it but I think each crypto asset and the company or whatever behind it has there own laws and regulations due to the varying nature of the tech for example xrp has different regulations then bitcoin/eth

[Anonymous No.22281994]

Bullish.

[Anonymous No.22282007]

They should go after the bear posters

[Anonymous No.22282008]

Thank fuck i'm not from US and A.

[Anonymous No.22282072]

Regulation does nothing except assure that a poor person will stay poor and a rich person will stay rich. It's almost as if they exist to kill all opportunity to make money from investing.

[Anonymous No.22282100]

Here Glows, investigate this.
>In 2009, Moore and Kutcher launched DNA Foundation, a nonprofit,non-governmental organizationdirected towards fighting childsexual slavery.

[Anonymous No.22282106]

>>22281852
Thank god. Maybe they can clear out all these evil scam projects to make way for the good Christian xrp holders.

[Anonymous No.22282156]

>>22282072
Is there anything more Jewish than the “Accredited Investor” classification?

[Anonymous No.22282171]

My dad, he works at Microsoft

[Anonymous No.22282185]

So sick of these faggot larpers ruining this board

[Anonymous No.22282243]

>>22281897
>most of us live here and have for many years, if not decades, right

[Anonymous No.22282251]

Probably to find people using 4chan to pump exit scam defi coins.

[Anonymous No.22282299]

>>22281852
I highly doubt they care about this place at all

[Anonymous No.22282415]

Regulate the guck out of crypto. Mandate exchanges use Parsiq for transaction monitoring. Contact Kevin Murcko directly to coordinate a regulatory response. Please.

[Anonymous No.22282460]

catch me if you can

[Anonymous No.22282550]

Oy vey, shut it down!

[Anonymous No.22282559]

you're the fraud

[Anonymous No.22282586]

>>22281852
No they dont

[Anonymous No.22282766]

Not sure if defi or exit-scam related but definitely a particular project raising eyebrows, enough litigators started asking the SEC about proper course of action and thus investigation has begun.

[Anonymous No.22283518]

>>22282766
Now that I think about it. I've been seeing XRP threads get deleted for reasons I can't explain... hmmm?

[Anonymous No.22283630]

>>22281852

[Anonymous No.22283877]

>>22281852
Well SECfags, the word we use for feds is Glowniggers, or glowies.

>Hey guys let's run a pump n dump
>Glow harder
>Fuck off Glowniggers

just so you're familiar with the parlance

[Anonymous No.22283906]

>>22282415
Already dead in the water, there are exchangeless protocols.

[Anonymous No.22283948]

>>22281852
Niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.22284060]

Not about fraud. It's related to investigations into a potential terror cell. Actually it's sending feds and intelligence agency on a wild goose chase for a cook making WWI nerf agents that might or might not end in swatting a Jalapeno farmer

[Anonymous No.22284136]

>>22281852
Tell them about Spydrzero

[Anonymous No.22284447]

>>22283948
Og based right jerr

[Anonymous No.22284462]

I just assume all agencies are here at all times. Who gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.22284521]

>>22284462
Imagine coping like that, that someone who can look up your finances and tax rape you to a hole, is welcome here.

[Anonymous No.22284530]

>>22281852
Oh look it's another "arrest the internet" nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.22284650]

>>22282766
I've reported Chainlink five times to the SEC

[Anonymous No.22284836]

How can I profit off of my intimate knowledge of 4chan memes, phrases, and culture by selling my soul to the glowies?

[Anonymous No.22284852]

Oh shit you know what? I remember this topic posted here like last week where people admitting to tax evasion and saying fuck the IRS lol. Wonder if that's the topic of interest. Imagine being so retarded you think you can get away with not paying taxes.

[Anonymous No.22284889]

>>22281852
It may be because one of the tokens shilled here heavily lately is involved with a terror cell: Boko Haram aka ISIL

[Anonymous No.22285107]

>>22281994
I miss Terry. He was a saint.

[Anonymous No.22285209]

Come the fuck at me niggers. Keep glowing all the way into the Ganges you parasitic filth. IRS more like IRn't scared of a bunch of paper pushing pussies who consistently get dabbed on by an anonymous origami pedo forum.

[Anonymous No.22285237]

>>22284852
Not paying taxes is the dumbest shit you can do. If you have a lawyer who can navigate it and make sure you pay the minimal taxes while being above board and legal that's fine, but trying to outsmart the IRS is foolish as hell. That's one area the government'll go hard as a motherfucker in.

Anyway Alphabet soups gimme a job please.

[Anonymous No.22285243]

>>22284836
Leave a lamp on with a red shirt on it visible from the street when you go to bed tonight and and we’ll be in touch.

[Anonymous No.22285586]

>>22281852
Fuck you glowie, go suck off your kike masters. Hope you fuckers choke on all that money youre brrrrring

[Anonymous No.22285643]

>>22281852
>They're definitely starting to investigate 4chan
dont care bro this is 4channel.

[Anonymous No.22285653]

>>22282766
>particular project raising eyebrows
SUSHI

[Anonymous No.22285684]

>>22281884
buy high sell low sir

[Anonymous No.22286054]

99% of 0xb.tcoin trading is wash trading, fake volume.

That's an obvious scam and an easy case so I would start there.

They are trying to dupe new investors into buying their fake bitcoin instead of the real thing.

They have a discord group full of indian shills that coordinate to scam investors.

[Anonymous No.22286151]

>>22286045
Since Defi coins are decentralized couldn't they just make up their own market cap? Isn't that why all of these $10M+ defi coins are appearing on top 100 coins on CMC?

>make defi coin
>be the only seller of defi coin therefore you can set the price for your coin on exchanges for as high as you want
>suddenly your coin appears out of thin air on exchanges as $19,000 per coin because you are the one setting that price and your coin appears in top 20 on CMC

Wow cool! Defi!

....

I don't know a single person investing in a defi coin.

[Anonymous No.22286196]

>>22282156
Theres always something more Jewish out there. But you reach a point where you just don't wanna even know what it is anymore.

[Anonymous No.22286205]

>>22282156
dumb goy confirmed.

Being an accredited investor comes with the expectation that your investment will be actively tended to. If it wasn't the accredited investor program, wall st would run this filter in some other way. There will always be barriers to entry the higher up the investment tree you go until you're the guy typing numbers into the federal reserve computer.

[Anonymous No.22286260]

Buy travala (Ava)

[Anonymous No.22286379]

>>22284650
based

[Anonymous No.22287271]

>>22284836
Bet on Augur on increasing popularity of specific memes for real $$$ profit.

[Anonymous No.22287900]

>>22281852
Ok and?

[Anonymous No.22288166]

>>22281852
is this bullish for DMG?

[Anonymous No.22288180]

>>22281852
theyre here and theyre queer

[Anonymous No.22288216]

>>22282100
Yooooooooo...

[Anonymous No.22288306]

>>22288166
Rule number 1. We dont talk about DMG

[Anonymous No.22288687]

>>22282766
it was Rory, he was smuggling tokens across the border in an operation called Fast and Furious

[Anonymous No.22288938]

>>22288166
DMG are wannabes. 6.25% turns out to be shit yield in crypto and they’re asking you to let them buy titles to used cars with your money. They arent even a US based organization

[Anonymous No.22289043]

>>22282766
>>22281852
MYX?
https://www.publish0x.com/liteliger-blog/myxnetwork-scam-goes-deeper-bitboy-wendyo-and-others-involve-xdrldgq
https://www.publish0x.com/liteliger-blog/myx-network-smart-contract-exploits-found-xllvezo

[Anonymous No.22289390]

>>22281852
>>22282766
it’s tether, isn’t it

[Anonymous No.22290027]

Will you guys please stop complaining about the accredited investor thing?
Most people are too dumb to make investments and if they're allowed to they will lose it all to Belfort-style PnDs, horrible buy the top scenarios, they will get farmed by HFT outfits, or buy shit like Sushi if they get into crypto (after VCs and other whales got in for 1/10th of the price of course). Nothing wrong with protecting these stupids from themselves.
On the other hand, if you fags feel you are investment prodigies to which these rules don't apply, it shouldn't be too hard to get to accredited investor status within a couple years, or use that phenomenal brainpower of yours to find a way to invest in crypto somehow, there is a bunch of ways.
But really y'all just wanna gamble and not put in the work I guess, so why not just take it to the casino?

[Anonymous No.22290070]

>>22281884
If you were here in 2017 you'd have seen a shitload of actual fraud.

[Anonymous No.22290103]

>>22281852
doesnt matter, america is 1 country, it has no authority over any other country, this is the internet, not america lol america doesnt even have control over its own country or people anymore, america is a joke.

[Anonymous No.22290124]

>>22281954
based

[Anonymous No.22290421]

>>22281852
look into how those assholes running ENG (Enima MPC) are violating their sec settlement. they simply did a stealth rebrand wink wink to SCRT. the eng blog even says that the enigma protocol is now on scrt, and the scrt shills were usin the eng logo to shill SCRT. now they switched to the SCRT logo after being called out. those eng assholes shilled people to buy bigger eng bags to run a node while under investigation, then pulles the rig out from everybody by launching om a new network while handing insiders massive stacks of scrt. those assholes vost people millions with this horseshit underhanded garbage

[Anonymous No.22290444]

>>22281852
I have been sending them screenshots of each scam coin I have come across. Rest assured all those pump and dump discord will be prosecuted.

[Anonymous No.22290450]

>>22287900
source fren?