/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.2227944]

What should be my net worth before I acquire a wife like this

[Anonymous No.2227973]

>>2227944
0. you just need to be yourself.

[Anonymous No.2227983]

>>2227944

Why are women so beautifool in pictures and so ugly in real life ?

[Anonymous No.2227991]

For acquiring a wife like that, your required net worth follows an inverse exponential relationship with how physically attractive you are.

>10/10
>Required net worth: $0

>7/10
>Required net worth: $80,000

>5/10
>Required net worth: $350,000

>2/10
>Required net worth: $20,000,000

>1/10
>Required net worth: $300,000,000

[Anonymous No.2227995]

>>2227944

Don't think of net worth. Think of net cost.

-> cost of buying a koran
->cost of buying a 1 way ticket to Germany
-> cost of basic arabic lessons
-> cost of a gym membership so you can be strong enough to pin down Franca in an alleyway


have fun lad

[Anonymous No.2228000]

>>2227944
6 million shekels

[Anonymous No.2228002]

>>2227983
Pictures can be manipulated with good lighting and photoshop, in real life you can see all of the pimples, freckles, moles and imperfections these meat sacks have

[Anonymous No.2228015]

>>2227991
I consider myself 4/10.
I donno man, do you think half a mill would suffice? That caviar and expensive champaine will drain my btc quick.

[Anonymous No.2228025]

100 000 keepdreaming coins.

[Anonymous No.2228042]

>>2227944
I dunno just ask her.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_JessicaDavies/

[Anonymous No.2228045]

>>2227991
i am not gay but i would suck that mans cock

[Anonymous No.2228055]

Is there bots reposting stuff on this board now?

[Anonymous No.2228076]

>>2228042
>liberal
What does a non mentally ill cutie cost?

[Anonymous No.2228086]

>>2228076
Hahaha I know right. After reading those tweets I think you'd have to pay me to wife her.

She's all yours OP.