/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22198997]

>be girlfriend
>doesn't do a fucking thing and sleeps in til 11AM each day
>hey anon
>so when are (((we))) gonna get rich from crypto
>(((WE)))

[Anonymous No.22199043]

No woman should be allowed to have anything of yours until she produces a child for you.

[Anonymous No.22199054]

>>22199043
until she produces a son for you*

FTFY

[Anonymous No.22199078]

>>22198997
You suck your own cock?

[Anonymous No.22199094]

Pump and dump her

[Anonymous No.22199097]

>>22198997
based

[Anonymous No.22199102]

>>22198997
if she sucks and fucks your dick, yeah it's "we"

[Anonymous No.22199104]

>>22199054
holy based

[Anonymous No.22199111]

>>22199043
I wanted to do a US road trip with my gf using my crypto gains, does that count?

[Anonymous No.22199130]

>>22199043
based, you gotta put a ring on it

[Anonymous No.22199169]

You expect her to put up with your ugly mug for free?

[Anonymous No.22199184]

>>22199054

[Anonymous No.22199278]

>>22199054
Based

[Anonymous No.22199307]

>>22199043
>>22199054
based

[Anonymous No.22199452]

>>22199054
Based (on what)

[Anonymous No.22199532]

Mine wanted to wait until marriage so we got married because fuck not having sex. Surprisingly it was not as good as I expected and despite agreeing to it prior to exchanging vows it looks like anal and inducing lactation are not very likely to happen now after she changed her tune to 'never happening'. She sleeps in jeans and never wears the vintage nylon gowns and chiffon babydolls I got, she sleeps 12-18 hours a day(basically the entire time I'm awake), doesn't even try to cook, trashes my apartment, has no income, and can't eat gluten without shitting herself so we have to eat out everyday from a shitty small selection of restaurants. Fortunately this og stinky never got a marriage license or signed shit together. I got tricked but it is a dangerous game she plays. One day she goes to get her haircut and comes back to a mostly empty apartment with a letter that reads
>you have until the lease ends. I'd suggest you find a job or another sucker before then
>with love, anon
Already got a buddy in another city to crash with until I get settled into a luxury apartment downtown. I wait for steaking rewards to build up enough and buy a comfii little piece of land. Doesn't even need to be big, probably just going to get 10acres. I'm going to kill so many fucking turkeys, deer, ducks, hogs, and fish.

[Anonymous No.22199554]

>>22199054
based.

[Anonymous No.22199581]

>>22199532
based?

[Anonymous No.22199583]

>>22199532
Based anon. I hope you find a trad wife. She really fucked up her chances.

[Anonymous No.22199588]

>>22199130
>>22199307
How is that based you fucking faggots? Imagine having to pay for a child

[Anonymous No.22199598]

>>22199532
Damn bro get out of there and don't get with a woman you don't actually like and vibe with

[Anonymous No.22199605]

>>22199102
Sounds like a prostitute

[Anonymous No.22199622]

>>22199169
Yes

[Anonymous No.22199666]

>>22198997
kek

[Anonymous No.22199738]

>>22199532
alex?

[Anonymous No.22199755]

>>22199666
>>22199622
>>22199588
>>22199111
Checked

>>22199169
For free? If free entails me buying every coffee, meal, and outing. Yes, sure, free.

[Anonymous No.22199767]

>>22199102
>if she sucks and fucks your dick, yeah it's "we"
Nah bitch. If you're looking for simp bux, start an onlyfans.

[Anonymous No.22199768]

>>22198997
dam my gf made almost as much as my linkies did this year

[Anonymous No.22199787]

>>22199532
Except it's going to $2

[Anonymous No.22199798]

>>22199768
10000 stack here

[Anonymous No.22199846]

>>22199054
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.22199858]

How do I hide my Crypto wealth from my GF? In my country once we have been living together for 2 years she’s entitled to 50% of my shit.

She knows I have some money in crypto, but I don’t think she has any idea how much, and also has no idea how any of it works

[Anonymous No.22199879]

How long until you kick her out, anon?

[Anonymous No.22199891]

>>22199858
>In my country once we have been living together for 2 years she’s entitled to 50% of my shit.

[Anonymous No.22199918]

>>22199858
Monero.
Don't fall for any PsyOp articles that says it's traceable.

[Anonymous No.22199986]

>>22199532
Alex? Wtf is that you?

[Anonymous No.22200034]

>>22199918
how do you go about buying monero without being traced? buying local isn't an option for me and obviously you can't buy it from any exchanges. what do?

[Anonymous No.22200057]

>>22199858
Don't give her the wallet addresses and she'll never be able to prove it

[Anonymous No.22200060]

>>22199891
drop her at one year and 11 months

[Anonymous No.22200086]

>>22198997
>>doesn't do a fucking thing and sleeps in til 11AM each day
I do this too

[Anonymous No.22200097]

>>22199054
Based incel

[Anonymous No.22200104]

>>22200034
What the guy already has crypto assets, all he has to do is convert it into monero through an exchange that doesn’t ask for KYC.
Binance/KuCoin, plenty of them exist. Just search around, can’t spoonfeed ya.

[Anonymous No.22200130]

>>22199532
I'm Catholic (so divorce impossible) and this is my second worst nightmare (after her cheating).
I would probably have to bribe the priest to find faults in the ceremony so I could get an annulment.

[Anonymous No.22200138]

>>22198997
>actually be you
>larp about having a gf
>has never hugged a girl
>lives in basement
>doesn’t empty pee bottles
>screams at mom for meatloaf
>posts grand delusions on a basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.22200141]

>>22200130
>bribe a priest
gl with that

[Anonymous No.22200153]

>>22200130
Doesn’t divorce you in the eyes of God.

[Anonymous No.22200157]

>>22199858
is there a list of countries somewhere?

[Anonymous No.22200162]

>>22198997
based anon, gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22200192]

>>22199767
also based

[Anonymous No.22200229]

>>22200138
Kek OP btfo'd

[Anonymous No.22200507]

>>22200141
With the amount of novus ordo priests fucking up the ceremonies it shouldn't be that hard to hypothetically find an error.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2020/08/23/invalid-baptism-dearborn-priest-sacraments/3426488001/

[Anonymous No.22200552]

>>22200507
>"we baptize" vs "I baptize" invalidates a marriage

shit like this is why I'm hesitant to get baptized and go to church despite basically becoming catholic after finding EMJ

[Anonymous No.22200595]

>>22200130
Surprise surprise anon reality-check.
GOD DOESNT CARE NOR EXSISTS, even if he does he cant do shit in here so whatever do what makes you happy. Also religion was made to brainwash folks not to kill each other like barbarians

[Anonymous No.22200645]

>>22199532
goddam and people call us NEETs

[Anonymous No.22200665]

>>22198997
Exactly my ex gf. Nice body but you see why she’s my ex

[Anonymous No.22200694]

>>22200595
>GOD DOESNT CARE NOR EXSISTS
Maybe you are just a descendant of an ape and stardust floating through pure matter, your thoughts just electrical impulses.
I however was created in the image of my God to worship him in this life and join him in the next.

>>22200552
It isn't completely impossible that God grants you the graces of baptism despite defect form. A catechumen that gets martyred for his fate but before baptism is "baptized by blood" and still makes it.
I guess God could work similar here.

[Anonymous No.22200710]

>>22199532
You did well leaving her lazy ass. I’m serious. Even if she was super model looking

[Anonymous No.22200799]

>>22199532
lol classic Alex

[Anonymous No.22200815]

>>22198997
dont worry, she will leave you soon enough by herself

[Anonymous No.22200869]

>>22199858

Sweden?
You can go around this with an agreement, talk to a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.22201180]

>>22200057
I think this works, as long as they dont know the public wallet address ((they)) Aka the kike lawyers cant do anything

[Anonymous No.22201200]

>22200000

[Anonymous No.22201395]

I'm actually worried as fuck. My portfolio is already in six figures and I try not to think too much on where it's going in the next bullrun. How the fuck do you return to normal life after that? I'm worried I won't be able to find a good lass to keep me company because I will just be too disconnected
>hi anon, what do you do for work?
ha, i just... i don't do anything
>how do you live month to month then
I... I j-just have enough reserve for a few months
>how did you manage to buy that 20.000€ car, that's really expensive (burgers imagine $80,000)
p-parents helped me

What the fuck? I was thinking of getting a 4h work time job just to keep sane and keep a low profile, but I can't just hide these gains forever. On the off chance it doesn't change me, the money will surely change her and chance of divorce skyrockets.

[Anonymous No.22201667]

My gf dumped me for being unemployed, that was before she found out from a mutual friend that I had over 700k in ETH. Now she won't stop fucking texting me begging me to take her back. About to just tell her to fuck off, how much of a simp does she think I am -- I will NEVER be together with a gold digger.

[Anonymous No.22201706]

>>22201667
i would make a point to humliiate her, like get a different roastie and take her out to fancy dinners or some shit just to rub it in what this money grubbing whore missed out on

[Anonymous No.22201738]

>>22199054
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.22201756]

>>22199054

[42 No.22201757]

>>22199102
it's true
they believe that you "owe" them for sex and their (((loyalty)))
women have teenage mindsets as adults

[Anonymous No.22201764]

>>22198997
Lmao guess im a gf. Dating a girl that works 40 hours a week as an engineer. While i lay in bed untill 12-13 depending on the day.
I'm a musician tho so i work jn the weekends/evening.
Shits cash she got the money

[Anonymous No.22201784]

>>22199054
How about a female to male trans son

[Anonymous No.22201809]

>>22200034
Cough stakenet dex cough
>Monero accepts lightning invoices
>Monero is also working on integrating raiden
It's only a matter of time son.

[Anonymous No.22201815]

>>22199532
Sell your stinkies anon before its too late and youre stuck eith that whore

[42 No.22201842]

>>22200595
>GOD DOESNT CARE NOR EXSISTS
such lies

[Anonymous No.22201854]

>>22199054
based and truthpilled

[Anonymous No.22201884]

>be gf
>do absolutely nothing
>grant cuck bf access to your pussy every once in a while
>live off his hard work
>cuck bfs investment moon
>claim your fair share
>dump bf and move on to banging chads and living it up
damn I wish I was a gf

[Anonymous No.22201904]

>>22200694
>I however was created in the image of my God to worship him in this life and join him in the next.
hubris

[Anonymous No.22201909]

>>22201395
>I'm a masternode operator for a blockchain company
>No i won't explain since you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.22202509]

>>22201667
Get her to humiliate herself sexually without actually implicating yourself in any way so she cant claim you raped her

[Anonymous No.22202539]

>>22201757
This. They've been conditioned to think sex and intimacy is currency. Fuck dat.

[Anonymous No.22202567]

>>22199581
BASED ON WHAT?

[Anonymous No.22202602]

>>22201667

based anon, you are an absolute legend.

[Anonymous No.22202706]

>>22201909
>oh blockchain, that's cryptocurrencies isn't it?
>oh you must be rich anon, i heard about that balloon few months ago

[Anonymous No.22202822]

>>22202706
>implying normas knno what blockchains are

[Anonymous No.22202866]

>>22199858
What country?

[Anonymous No.22202919]

>>22202706
Just say you're a code monkey

[Anonymous No.22202921]

>>22200130
>the ceremony so I could get an annulment.
Pretty easy actually. Just demonstrate she had no intentions of holding up to marriage vows. The notion of expectations of reasonable behavior means literally any woman can be kicked to the curb and annulled. Sex is a marriage obligation to the churchs view so if she continues to refuse she is not holding up the end of the vows.

[Anonymous No.22202945]

>>22200694
Tip'd

>Also religion was made
Correct
>to brainwash folks not to kill each other like barbarians
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.22202953]

>>22199858
>In my country once we have been living together for 2 years she’s entitled to 50% of my shit.
Don't live together. Simple enough.

[Anonymous No.22202994]

>>22200552
>>22200507
Using certain words doesn't Invalidate a sacrament.

[Anonymous No.22203012]

>>22201706
>>22202509
Why do any of that stupid malicious shit and stoop to her level, when he could just LIVE

[Anonymous No.22203025]

>>22198997
jpst (dot)it(slash)2gULv
Extremely important short read
HOLY FUCK GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
Holy moly

[Anonymous No.22203133]

>>22201395
>ha, i just... i don't do anything
Fucking retard.
Say you are a remote financial trader freelancing for companies. so you have to keep up to date with the news. You do this by browsing reddit and shit. Say that.
Or if youre a musician say you make all your music through spotify or say you make youtube videos.
You must have a skill dont you? Say you freelance online teaching people how to be a cuck. Never say you dont work if you show off that youre not poor by having a decent house she will think youre a trustfund baby abd dont have to worry financially.
ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSgive the impression youre living paycheck to paycheck. If you want you can say you have 10k in savings because you feel like you need to get responsible, "heh maybe i will do an index fund with 1-5k of that i heard it can become quite something" if she shows she's retarded drop the whole convo and say you read it on reddit or saw a shitty youtube video about it. Next time she asks say you bought a guitar with it or a car or some stupid shit. Show you are financially incapable. Unless she shows her power level and shes at least50-100k into index funds then you have a financially capable girl who might be worth it to open up to a little. Otherwise pretend youre financially illiterate

[Anonymous No.22203185]

>>22199532

Hello based department?

[Anonymous No.22203222]

>>22202509
>>22203012
You mean do it live right?
Filming her on a dog leash in public. Setting up an only fans where she gets peed on by you. All with asking beforehand ofcourse on camera. "Can daddy pee on you?" "Yes? Okay!" At the end of the video always say "can daddy post it online so others can see what a submissive doggie you are?"
Boom

[Anonymous No.22203273]

>>22203222
No I mean be a good person and live a better life without a shitty one in the long run fucking ruining him.

You're all just basically begging him to give her the keys to that end early in a round about way, retards

[Anonymous No.22203302]

>>22199102
that doesn't entitle her to any money. She's not married and fucking isn't enough to get anything

[Anonymous No.22203308]

>>22203133

Great advice.

I've watched a lot of divorces. If you reveal to a woman you have 100k+ then suddenly they want to marry you and have kids.

Then it goes downhill...

[Anonymous No.22203315]

>>22199102
Fuck of simp, sex goes 2 ways. I got the big dick so she OWES ME.

[Anonymous No.22203353]

>>22199043
>>22199054
You have to have sex to produce children.

[Anonymous No.22203371]

>>22203273
Yeah no fucking shit retard.
99% of the people on /pol/ arent racist xenophobes either. Most of the ironic posters left after the Christchurch shooting however. How does one take that shit seriously?
This is 4chan faggot every post is ironic and mostly larp.

That being said he should probably let her piss in her panties and sell them online i heard that makes a good buck.

[Anonymous No.22203381]

>>22200130
Just do what he did and don't get married on paper or get a license

[Anonymous No.22203451]

>>22198997
Imagine waking up next to someone like this every single day.

>>22199102
>if she sucks and fucks your dick, yeah it's "we"
lol

[Anonymous No.22203498]

>>22203308
Ive seen it happen both ways.
Female friends of mine with 100k+in savings all fucked up by the guy and his drug habits or neet lifestyle. Now they pay everything for their kids. Its a pain to see thesd great women be ruined by them.

Sadly it happens mostly to men. But is a big problem regardless.
If your partner isnt financially literate they'll just see cash to burn through.
Im dating this girl and shes an engineer she makes a lot more than me, but I'd never fuck up her financial situation for me. Maybe her paying me dinner and shit at most i mean i like her buying me shit ngl. But I FEEL this is making me greedy and wanting more im trying hard to hold it back. Its extremely hard especially if you're financially struggling (covid made me near jobless)

[Anonymous No.22203601]

>>22199858
>>22199891
>>22202866
sounds like australia

[Anonymous No.22203648]

>>22198997
My boyfriend told me not to invest in crypto because it was "fake money" when Link hit 4 dollars. I was just sitting there on Coinbase when it was 3 dollars saying if I put 20,000 in it, It'd probably pop off and I could sell it at the top.

Whatever. It's just money. Waiting for sta to bottom out so I can throw some cash money at it.

[Anonymous No.22203668]

>>22203648
based gay anon

[Anonymous No.22203670]

>>22198997
WUZ

[Anonymous No.22203723]

>>22201667
Based, may god bless you

[Anonymous No.22203726]

>>22199532
Depending on your country/state it may not matter if you didn’t get a license. If there was a ceremony and she is living with you and any documentation (text, emails,etc) you could still get cucked

[Anonymous No.22203771]

>>22203371
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.22203816]

>>22199278
based on what?

[Anonymous No.22203866]

>>22200507
God already doesn't care if you get splashed with water or not and this is even more ridiculous. What matters is if you actually accept Christ. Tons of degenerates have been baptized.
Reminds me of the Jews thinking they can cheat God by going around their own rules.
https://youtu.be/NdbkvJznmwU

[Anonymous No.22204036]

Always get a prenup

[Anonymous No.22204395]

>>22203498
I remember almost hooking up with a lady like that. We were about to later that night but as we talked she shared background info that completely turned me off to the point that I never talked to her again after that day. I have never gone from 100 to 0 so quick. She had $30k from an accident settlement and immediately bought a brain new car which he boyfriend crashed the same year and also took $10k loan and never paid her back. He dumped her as soon as the money was gone.

This was in 2016 right as I was getting into crypto. I heard $30k and though “I’m going to get her into crypto and take 20% of profits.” HA HA HA yea

Pic related

[Anonymous No.22204482]

>>22199102
coomer
>>22199043
based
>>22199054
ascended

[Anonymous No.22204523]

>>22199102
>you owe women money for sex
And you're the kind of guy that would get mad at the "all women are whores" posters.

[Anonymous No.22204575]

>>22198997
OH MY FUCKING SHIT

JUST READ HESIOD

WOMEN HAVE BEEN LAZY BARN-STEALING HOS SINCE ANCIENT GREECE (and the Greek wisdom was that they are cunts and fuck them)

[Anonymous No.22204634]

>>22199532
KING OF BASED MOUNTAIN

[Anonymous No.22204701]

>>22202921
Why not just get a second wife? I'll wait while someone from the church finds where God condemns polygamy

[Anonymous No.22204837]

>>22200694
>Papist thinks you can get saved by your own works

[Anonymous No.22204879]

>>22200034
The point of Monero is you can buy it centralized, you can run around your city naked with a huge sign detailing exactly when and where you bought how much.
And as soon as you transfer out to a real wallet its outta sight. Completely. Seriously. The math is p cool.

[Anonymous No.22204910]

>>22199054
Godly based

[Anonymous No.22205073]

>>22199858
>In my country once we have been living together for 2 years she’s entitled to 50% of my shit.
What the fuck. Roommate can claim your shit???

[Anonymous No.22205173]

>>22203381
Doesn't work that way. Fun fact: Catholic marriage is the one sacrament that doesn't need a priest at all. The whole Mass is just traditional fluff. The bride and groom just need to say "I do" to each other (and mean it) and they're officially married forever and can have sex now.

[Anonymous No.22205405]

>>22198997
>she knows you have crypto
it was over before it began

[Anonymous No.22205656]

>>22199054
thank you

[Anonymous No.22206535]

>>22199054
Based on what i believe to be the truth, i decide that this post is accurate and in accordance to mathematics and reality.

[Anonymous No.22206921]

>>22201667
Anon this:
>>22202509

Hide a video in case she cries rape.
>You have NO IDEA how much fun you could have.

[Anonymous No.22207378]

>>22199858
What a shithole

[Anonymous No.22207495]

>>22201667
She fucked your mutual friend. What based lads.

[Anonymous No.22207937]

>>22199054
>>>22199104 # >>22199184 # >>22199278 # >>22199307 # >>22199452 # >>22199554 # >>22199846 # >>22200097 # >>22201738 # >>22201756 # >>22201784 # >>22201854 # >>22203353 # >>22204482 # >>22204910 # >>22205656 # >>22206535 #
What are you from 500 BCE?

[Anonymous No.22207970]

Wow you incels have issues. You're just as greedy and money hungry as all of these girls you speak of.

[Anonymous No.22207977]

>>22201180
Yeah and worst case turn it into BTC and run it through a tumbler and it'll be impossible to find your wallet

[Anonymous No.22208006]

>>22201667
To be fair, girls want a guy who can provide security for her. No girl wants to be with a deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.22208111]

>>22203648
Just buy a stack and hodl for 5 years. No joke. You'll regret not buying under $100.

[Anonymous No.22208238]

OP, put her to work. Tell her what she needs to do if she wants to make it with you. Tell her she needs to cook clean and suck on command, or else those gains are purely yours.

[Anonymous No.22208265]

>>22207937
What are you from reddit?

[Anonymous No.22208300]

>>22207937
>What are you from 500 BCE

[Anonymous No.22208465]

>>22201395
"I'm a high risk investor in decentralised financing securities. Nerdy stuff but pays well and I like the thrill of it."

[Anonymous No.22208636]

>>22199094
HAHAHAHAHAHHA HA

[Anonymous No.22208803]

I like how you incels think you have any bargaining power over our pussies lmao.
Always remember that i can make what you make in crypto in 3 years in a month if I choose too.

OP, your girlfriend doesn’t need your fucking money. She’s ALLOWING you access to the most demanded resource on the planet. Never forget that we can find thousands of other guys in an instant.

[Anonymous No.22208929]

>>22208111
Lmfao that shit is going to bleed to 6-7 dollars.

[Anonymous No.22208993]

>>22200138
Aaron is that you?

[Anonymous No.22209150]

Fucking Newfags i swear to God

((( ))) means the jews , so unless you and your girlfriend are Jewish then you're using it wrong.

[Anonymous No.22209303]

@22209150
(((You)))

[Anonymous No.22209339]

>>22208803
timestamp titties or larp

[Anonymous No.22209347]

>>22199054
Based

[Anonymous No.22209381]

>>22207937
No discord trannies allowed on biz.

[Anonymous No.22209383]

>>22208803
> most demanded resource on the planet
> possessed by more than 50% of the population of the planet

[Anonymous No.22209475]

>>22199858
Wow your country actually managed to make living with a woman fucking gay, congrats seriously

[Anonymous No.22209534]

>>22208803
Post tits larper

[Anonymous No.22209586]

>>22201784
No kike faggot. I don't want to birth another like faggot. Faggot kikes are offensive and I am offended you suggested contributing to them.

[Anonymous No.22209598]

>>22208803
This right here is the state of women.
This is why they will never be good for anything more than sex.

Bros' get your selves a male best friend, they can be everything your girlfriends can be, then you just use the women for sex.
Seriously, women are good for nothing but the sex and babies.

Buy a house with your best friend and live with your best friend, go fuck women together.
Your best friend won't be a nagging whore that constantly goes hysterical.
Don't ever let a woman live with you or think you owe her anything.

[Anonymous No.22209635]

>>22209598
I'm getting serious closet faggot vibes from this post

[Anonymous No.22209689]

>>22209598
NGL Bisexual here kinda wish my boyfriend was bi so we could slam puss together but he's a big bottom oh well at least I still get sex 2-3x a day.

[Anonymous No.22209850]

>>22199532
Thanks, Alex Jones. Supreme gentleman.

[Anonymous No.22209857]

>>22208803
Based and pinkpilled.
>>22209598
STRONG gay vibes.
>I-I want live with my cute bf (best friend)
>T-totally not gay though. See? I would want to fuck girls with him!

[Anonymous No.22209894]

>>22199054
Extremely based & dangerously redpilled

[Anonymous No.22209984]

>>22208803
>girl
>on /biz/
So are you fat/hideous or just a tranny?

[Anonymous No.22210148]

>>22199054
How can one man be this based in 2020?

[Anonymous No.22210168]

>>22199054

Unbelievably BASED.

[Anonymous No.22210340]

The entire thread is people saying how based those 3 based posts were, and 42 talking to himself. Based as fuck and bullish

[Anonymous No.22210622]

>>22209598
its adoreable when tranny queers larp as actual girls and pretend to actually have opinions that matter.

now since youre a queer playing pretend-a-girl you should head over to >>>/lgbt/ where your kind (queers) hang out and post queer shit all day. this is business and finance not cocks and queers so off you go to your containment board with the rest of your kind queer. remember no matter how much you rage you'll never be a real girl and when they dig your bones up they'll identify you as male

[Anonymous No.22210924]

I just had my first gf, last year.
She is so sweet, I told her about my portfolio, she's so supportive I love her so much.

[Anonymous No.22210973]

>>22204395
So you still have this shitty photo four years later

[Anonymous No.22211130]

>>22208803
rather be virgin neet than simp for a hole that is available for under 50 an hr on the corner of any major blvd

[Anonymous No.22211198]

>>22210924
Cringe

[Anonymous No.22211227]

>>22198997
Why the fuck would you ever tell your GF about crypto? Only a wife that you've been married to for 10 years with kids deserves to know ANYTHING and even then it's not wise.

[Anonymous No.22211412]

>>22200595
You will pay the price Anon. No, hell doesn't exist. But when you die, it's over. You will not be granted eternity with god. You are choosing willful ignorance. Trading extremely temporary and short pleasures of this world for your soul.

[Anonymous No.22211483]

>>22210924
Just don’t tell her son about it

[Anonymous No.22211614]

>>22211483
She's childless.

[Anonymous No.22211648]

>>22211198
Gay

[Anonymous No.22211726]

>>22208006
Shut up simp.

[Anonymous No.22211797]

>>22200595
>he fell for the atheism meme

[Anonymous No.22211951]

>>22211614
I meant her wife's son.

[Anonymous No.22212112]

>>22203601
canada has the same thing

[Anonymous No.22212253]

>>22199532
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE STATES JURISDICTION YOU ARE NOT SAFE.

She's still your Putative spouse bro.

[Anonymous No.22212434]

LISTEN YOU STUPID MF, NEVER TELL GIRLS ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR BAG IN STOCKS OR CRYPTO.
PERIOD

[Anonymous No.22212494]

>>22200595
Pseud detected

[Anonymous No.22212550]

>>22212434
yes especially during period

[Anonymous No.22212645]

>>22203012
This. Revenge is pointless, live virtuously

[Anonymous No.22212780]

>>22199054
Utterly based

[Anonymous No.22213450]

Based? Based on what?

[Anonymous No.22213596]

>>22213450
Based on solid Christian theology.

[Anonymous No.22213718]

>>22200141
>he thinks a priest of any denomination won’t accept a bribe of shekels
LMAO

[Anonymous No.22213844]

>>22203025
What the fuck was that? And where is the next part

[Anonymous No.22214037]

>>22199054
Peak Based

[Anonymous No.22215096]

>>22207937
>BCE
ask me how I can smell the euphoria through my screen.

[Anonymous No.22215143]

>>22198997
If you love each other it's "we". If you don't then just make sure you start getting rid of loose ends before you make it.

[Anonymous No.22215365]

>>22199043
The only thing she can’t have are my chicken tendies. REEEE

[Anonymous No.22215440]

>>22203866
>trying to hide from/cheat god
ngmi

[Anonymous No.22215539]

>>22199532
So my wife is unemployed, but she beared my son and she at least attempts to clean. She can’t cook though, but eh at least she’s trying unlike this bitch. Good for you anon leave and transcend

[Anonymous No.22215567]

>>22199054
Damn right

[Anonymous No.22215758]

>>22200130
>I'm Catholic
I guarantee that you're just some amerimutt zoomer faggot who's watched too much Nick Fuentes. You're not a Catholic and never will be.

[Anonymous No.22216311]

>>22215758
>70m people in the US are Catholic. There are 2.2m American kids sitting in Catholic school at this moment.
If you think someone has to watch some zoomer eceleb to practice one of the oldest religions in the world, you are certifiably retarded.

[Anonymous No.22216352]

>>22199054

[Anonymous No.22216558]

>>22199532
Depending on what state you’re in and how long you’ve lived together, she could still divorce rape you. Definitely check your local regulations on common-law marriage before attempting this anon.
You may want to hide your assets carefully beforehand.

[Anonymous No.22217061]

>>22208803
Lol pussy is one of the freeist things on the planet, especially now that women are “liberated” and independent

[Anonymous No.22217151]

>>22201395
With this level of idiocy, you won't have to worry about being suspiciously wealthy for too long.

[Anonymous No.22217702]

>have gf
>she knows about my crypto
>doesnt care because she has a fun job

Idk really

[Anonymous No.22217727]

>>22199054
Based

[Anonymous No.22217745]

>>22199054

Decidedly uncucked

[Anonymous No.22217752]

>have no gf
>tell /biz/ about my gains
>/biz/'s fucks me in the ass with shitcoins
i'm in a gay relationship with /biz/?

[Anonymous No.22217772]

>>22199054
Good lord!

[Anonymous No.22217798]

>>22199054
>>>22199104 >>22199184 >>22199278 >>22199307 >>22199452 >>22199554 >>22199846 >>22200097 >>22201738 >>22201756 >>22201784 >>22201854 >>22203353 >>22204482 >>22204910 >>22205656 >>22206535 >>22207937 >>22209347 >>22209894 >>22210148 >>22210168 >>22212780 >>22214037 >>22215567 >>22216352 >>22217727 >>22217745 >>22217772

*ahem*

OPEN BORDERS FOR ISRA-

[Anonymous No.22217814]

>>22199054
UPVOTED!!!

[Anonymous No.22217825]

>>22209475

It already is gay. Living with a woman is one of the lowest-test things you can do, and it kills all mystery about you.

[Anonymous No.22217859]

>>22199054