/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22192226]

>sign up for bumble
>swipe right on a bunch of retarded girls
>only ones that matched with me were morbidly obese
no amount of money is going to fix this, is it?

[Anonymous No.22192249]

>>22192226
Yep no amount will help your ugly face and personality. Perhaps it might be time to jump from a bridge.

Also >>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.22192280]

>>22192226
Nope , I get matches but bitches expect you to do backflips and jump through a million hoops just to get their number. Even a dumpster fire on tinder/bumble and ig is getting hundreds of orbiters these days

[Anonymous No.22192283]

>>22192249
>ugly face and personality.
LOL
dont have either
admit it, if you're browsing here it's already too late

[Anonymous No.22192287]

>>22192226
Dating apps suck. They exist purely for hot women to get attention and feel validated. Even on bumble where they're forced to message first, they're far more likely to send one message and then use your response as a ways of satisfying whatever momentary biological craving for attention they had at that second. Your use fulfilled, they will then never respond again.

[Anonymous No.22192312]

>>22192280
>>22192287
How do I short the pussy bubble?

[Anonymous No.22192354]

>>22192283
>dont have either
Cope uggo
>admit it, if you're browsing here it's already too late
I've almost made it financially thanks to biz so I don't know what you're talking about. I'm also not a failure that needs to stoop down to dating apps.

[Anonymous No.22192377]

>>22192312
You can't. Market's never changing.

[Anonymous No.22192386]

>>22192312
rape dungeon coin

[Anonymous No.22192427]

>>22192377
sounds like a generational short opportunity to me

[Anonymous No.22192461]

>>22192377
Massive Sell signal

[Anonymous No.22192481]

>>22192226
nah nigga u cant fix ugly, but you can get rich and then it doesnt matter what you look like.

[Anonymous No.22192494]

>>22192226
dude the whole market is dumping and ur talking about bumble ur a retard

[Anonymous No.22192507]

>>22192312
Kill simps

[Anonymous No.22192530]

>>22192226
your only hope to fix your ugly personality is to take a pic with you hugging your dodge charger looking out over a sunset

then recruit an attractive young slightly beta male to tag along and make you look good

[Anonymous No.22192538]

>>22192249
>ugly face and personality
fucking lmfao. whyd you get him like this anon?

[Anonymous No.22192549]

>>22192481
I'm already rich I have what these whores owe in student loans on my fucking phone. Liquid.

[Anonymous No.22192554]

>>22192287
This unironically

[Anonymous No.22192584]

>>22192549
woh there big shot. well then why not just screenshot your blockfolio and make that your profile pic? also, you could just put "willing to pay down your student loans for quality head"
i am not even joking when i say that you will get endless responses from girls that do not appear to be whores, but will absolutely suck your dick to pay down their loans. their cope is that its "not real" prostitution because you met on bumble.

[Anonymous No.22192636]

>>22192287
yeah unironically this

hinge is decent for a 1-2 year gap filler relationship where you both leave largely unsatisfied and feeling like you settled but generally datings apps make it very clear how badly the sexual market is skewed

the best dating strategy is unironically to dive headfirst into lifting and dieting and going to your hobby's conventions until you meet an acceptably cute single young person who is autistic about the same things you are

[Anonymous No.22192675]

>>22192584
I can get literal whores. I was just looking for a normal girl to talk to who's not on SSRIs, not 300lbs, not secretly a man. Apparently this is a tall order

[Anonymous No.22192806]

chad here and tinder, bumble go fkn nowhere these days, I used to have a ton of success and now sluts just want validation from dozens of guys at once then they’ll have a sugar daddy who takes them on trips, dinners, cool places to get photos at for Instagram . They want you to spend a lot of money on them, the days of even chads getting endless pussy is gone. Forget them.

[Anonymous No.22192832]

>>22192806

[Anonymous No.22192932]

>>22192806
Even a year or two ago things weren’t this shit. Interacting with women in 2020 is like trying to run through a brick wall at least in my experience

[Anonymous No.22192947]

>>22192226
>signed up for bumble
You failed right there, beta. No man with self respect would sign up for that shit and women know it. They just do it to get validation from betas like you that they are not morbidly obese. Hence why you don't respond to mobidly obese women. It is a last ditch effort for roasties and whores to convince themselves that it isn't over. And you play right into it. Fucking pathetic. Go to meetup.com or something. Go meet people. Learn to talk to people. Getting pussy isn't like ordering from Grubhub unless you want a literal whore.

[Anonymous No.22193003]

>>22192932
Instagram and the thot cardi b culture killed it, now If you can’t add photo experiences to their Instagram they don’t give a fuck, they don’t think about you anymore when you’re not together as they have endless options and distractions. Romance is unironically dead

[Anonymous No.22193037]

>>22192932
Soon.

[Anonymous No.22193082]

>>22192806
>>22192932
Is this possibly just American women? What about euros/aussies

[Anonymous No.22193121]

>>22192806
because sluts unironically suffer from recessions harder than men, men are just better at hiding it.

none of these whores have money, some of them don't even have that nice car they were leasing for 55% of their income anymore. they can't afford to try to date you on the risk that you won't pay. that's the redpill.

[Anonymous No.22193141]

>>22192947
Face to face is still o-k cause most cucks can’t talk to women without the filter of the internet or a phone, online is terrible cause an anon will ask the bitch out, but 62 betas are happy to take her to the moon on a first date, you wanting to ask her around to watch a movie n fuck looks dull in comparison to the guy who’ll drop 500$ on a first date, even though it’s all he has for the month

[Anonymous No.22193144]

I think being a multi millionaire would definitely help this situation. I feel you though, I literally got matched with one chick on tinder after hundeds of swipes and she proceeded to ghost me after exchanging two lines of text lol.

[Anonymous No.22193197]

literally tinder in one picture

[Anonymous No.22193304]

>>22193141
>Face to face is still o-k
I guess that's good to know. I work at home from my computer so I don't meet a whole lot of new people

[Anonymous No.22193404]

>>22192377
This is surely the top.

[Anonymous No.22193803]

>>22192226
I can get decent 6s and 7s on bumble but all online dating is skewed against you as a guy. The girls I get by approaching in person are wayyyy hotter and more fun. There's 3x as many men than women on online dating apps and you're competing with so many guys in her messages at the same time, so you have to leave an impact and act fast. In person it's easier to vibe with a girl and she can see exactly who you are. Although I guess nowadays online is basically the only way in lockdown
Get shredded and get better pics.

[Anonymous No.22193866]

>>22193803
thanks bro

[Anonymous No.22194049]

>>22193866
No problem king
I used to get like 3 fat girl matches a week and now get 10 cuties a day and actually meet a lot of them since I got better pics and added a shirtless one. Still nowhere near my final form. The good shit about being a guy is you have so much potential for upwards motility, you can improve so much and once you do you just start improving for your own sake and not for hoes