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>> No.22175322

First for fuck niggers

>> No.22175323
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22175323

finally have a good day to use this.

>> No.22175327
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22175327

First for tech stonks

>> No.22175330
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>> No.22175333

DIE DOLLAR DIE DOLLAR DIE

>> No.22175334

What makes you think this is the bottom?

>> No.22175338
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22175338

WE

ARE

THE

TESLAMARINES

>> No.22175339

>>22175293
Is it really time again guys?
Are the meme bears back?

>> No.22175342
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22175342

Anyone doing worse than me today?

>> No.22175343
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22175343

NEVER SELL

>> No.22175366
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>>22175334
the fact that we bounced off the bottom

>> No.22175368
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22175368

>tfw sitting half in cash
>tfw enough AAPL to sell covered calls to delusional retards
holy shit what a good feel

>> No.22175371

Buy calls today. The dips do not last long in this market.

>> No.22175374

stonks only go up and they will keep going up. buy the dip, faggots

>> No.22175378

Is this what March felt like?

>> No.22175376

>>22175342
I'm only down 3% thank God

>> No.22175382
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22175382

If you think this is bad, wait till you see October.

>> No.22175390
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22175390

Anyone else excited to buy in at march madness prices again?

>> No.22175391
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22175391

*goes up*

>> No.22175397
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22175397

STONKS ONLY GO UP

>> No.22175406

>>22175342
Nope. Down ~$2k, debating on closing my covered calls in case I get panicked out. I don't think I will though, course as planned.

>> No.22175411
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22175411

why is being a bear so much more fun?
is it because I'm still poor? I don't even care about my own temporary losses, just laughing at everyone freaking out

>> No.22175413

>>22175378
double this
and repeat it for a month

>> No.22175414

IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO BEAR BROS!? HIT ME HARDER I WANT THOSE CHEAPIES!! SCARE ALL THE WEAK HANDS OUT!! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CHEAPIES!! I WENT ALL CASH LAST WEEK!! THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO?? I WANT TO SEE YOUR FULL POWER!! DO NOT DENY A FELLOW WARRIOR YOUR STRENGTH!!

>> No.22175415

>>22175343
Why would he post this unless he's embraced him meme status

>> No.22175417

>>22175343
>FAG

>> No.22175430
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22175430

who here /DENN/

>> No.22175437
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>>22175378
Are you kidding? We were hitting circuit breakers every day, blood was in the streets, cats and dogs were living together, it was a thousand years of darkness

>> No.22175440

>>22175378
>Triggered circuit breakers everyday compared to this dip

Nah, not quite

>> No.22175441
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>>22175343
DONT HIDE

JUST BUY

>> No.22175446

>>22175368
at $1000 a week selling covered calls it won't take long to make up even this dip

>> No.22175451

>>22175397
Good goy, just hold these bags we sold to you.

>> No.22175453

>>22175390
Fuck yes. Where's the bottom and how do I see it

>> No.22175456
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22175456

I should have gone all in but this is good for today

>> No.22175462

HAVE FAITH

FOR SOON WE ARE TO MOON COOM

>> No.22175469
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22175469

I bought the dip god save our souls

>> No.22175471
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22175471

FOMO'd and bought 100 shares of WKHS. How fucked am I?

>> No.22175475
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22175475

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.22175477

>>22175327
What is she looking at

>> No.22175484

TSLA wtf r u doin lol

>> No.22175488

>>22175437
It was a better time.

>> No.22175493

>>22175390
This is all because Trump tweeted about how well it was doing isn't it?

>> No.22175497

>>22175378
March was much worse. This is nothing (yet).

>> No.22175498

Thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uDDwDpisYI&list=OLAK5uy_nUkN5v4Zmpfw2UbeDmaVCf29M_NwgwdmY&index=3&t=0s&ab_channel=JonasAden

>> No.22175499

>down over 10k today
I actually feel relieved. my sanity couldn't handle the market being up big almost everyday for the last 5 weeks.

>> No.22175505

only losing on tesla so far

i'll just hold 4 ever

>> No.22175506

>>22175471
What's your cost?

>> No.22175507
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22175507

Should've sold more __________.

>> No.22175508

>>22175342
I might hit 30k down. Around 4.5%

>> No.22175512

>>22175338
YOU

ARE

A

FAGGOT

>> No.22175513

>>22175378
no there was a big dip in Junetho

>> No.22175522
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22175522

I'm poor and retarded. That is all.

>> No.22175525

>>22175469
I have $7,000 transferring to my checking which i then have to transfer to my RH so I could spent $500 on the dip. I now only have $40 in my bank account until my paycheck hits tomorrow.
But when it dips you fucking buy that shit

>> No.22175532

>>22175338
this is really cringeworthy

>> No.22175536

>>22175453
If anyone could help us find the bottom and let us know when we get there it would be great.

>> No.22175543

>>22175430
Yep. Holding steady.

>> No.22175544

>>22175471
how does multiplying your wealth sound?

>> No.22175545

>>22175471
At 20+? Just hodl and pray for contract.

>> No.22175553

>>22175471
I'm waiting for it to go down a bit more before buying back in for the contract bump

>> No.22175554
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22175554

BEARCHADS RISE UP

>> No.22175556
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>>22175293

imagine buying the TECH ATH of ATHighs

>> No.22175557
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22175557

>>22175378
no
it was much much more fun

>> No.22175562

Alright. About to break even. I’ll selling and I’ll come back at the dip next week.

Yeah. That’s a solid plan.

>> No.22175575
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22175575

oh no my retarded stonks that I need to go up are going down what can I possibly do to make money if only I had an up AND down button!

>> No.22175576

>>22175378
Is there anyone on this board that's been trading longer than 4 weeks?

>> No.22175588

>>22175334
Because it’s a bullshit shakeout, traders just back from holiday.

>> No.22175592

>>22175493
No, it's because Tyrone decided to become a financial entrepreneur and post about it and everyone with cash was like lol fuck these niggers and thots time to teach them a lesson in dumponomics.
You have to be incredibly dumb to sell right now. I don't care if you bought the absolute fucking top of the top, hold that shit you retards.

>> No.22175604

This will either be the bull trap to end all bull traps or the great cuckening of the bears

>> No.22175608
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22175608

Be safe, be smart, invest in walmart!

>> No.22175609

this 287 crab zone for qqq has been fun to watch

>> No.22175615

i fully except /smg/ to buy the top and sell the bottom

if you guys are selling im buying, simple as. can't wait for the crying bobo pics in the coming days. i know how greedy you fuckers are. "im in profit now but... it could go lower!" "ah this is just a pullback before the REAL rug pull!" "oh no guys i've lost half my money i should have covered when i had the chance nooooo"

i've seen this episode before

>> No.22175631

>>22175588
honestly i might just not buy anything today. and see what happens tomorrow

>> No.22175632

>>22175576
4.01 weeks here ama

>> No.22175636
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22175636

>tqqq down 10% in a single day


WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*deep breathe*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22175637
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>>22175477
my brokerage accounts and the amount of money I've managed to lose

>> No.22175643

>>22175513
I already forgot about that dude. This shit will rebound so quick I'll forget this one too. >>22175576
Hello

>> No.22175653

i want everyone here to make it, but allow me this moment of schadenfreude on tsla spammers

>> No.22175655

>>22175636
oh we're down more than that

>> No.22175660
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22175660

>bears are allowed to cum
this is truly the apocalypse that was propheted since April

>> No.22175671

>>22175604
Bull trap. Now "we have cooled off" so we won't have an october selloff right?

>> No.22175677

>>22175615
You have to learn from experience. I'm much more aggressive now about
>never sell
>buy the dips

>> No.22175682
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>>22175506
>>22175545
100 @ $17.65
Am I going to make it?

>> No.22175687

>>22175636
TQQQ is down 15% but about to head back up

>> No.22175689
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>>22175378
Nah, not until we get halts on open again.

>> No.22175690

>>22175636
try 15%, triple leveraged works both ways.

>> No.22175693
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22175693

aaaa

>> No.22175699

>>22175636
It's 15% +/- 1%

>> No.22175716

>>22175682
Should be fine, just don't bitch out and keep on for news on the contract

>> No.22175719

>>22175636
It rallys for a month and you hold on a correction? These days rarely flip green and it's better to miss out one or two slight greens than hold the back on deep red days.

>> No.22175724

>>22175637
i would devastate every one of them

>> No.22175730

>>22175677
AMD is guaranteed to make new ATH's before the end of the year. honestly all i need to know.

>> No.22175733
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22175733

we are officially at august 25, 2020 prices

>> No.22175734

>>22175653
Shorts have made nearly a billion dollars in 2 days. That was all of their "losses" over the past 6 months.
Elon Musk is a colossal conman but I have to admire his exit pump.

>> No.22175735

>>22175682
Oh fuck yeah.

>> No.22175740

>>22175293
I have to ask, where is the money flowing towards today? Dollar is down, PM's are down, stocks are down. Is it bonds?

>> No.22175744

>>22175682
just offload that shit then and stay green

>> No.22175746

>>22175342
No I'm down 5.3% on silver mostly, sorry bro

>> No.22175752

Will there be a dump during power hour

>> No.22175755
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>>22175660
>>bears are allowed to cum
fuck this timeline

Do I buy MORE uvxy?
Do I buy MORE tqqq/soxl?

pic related was pretty alarming

>> No.22175761
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22175761

Get your SPXL ready. We're POOMPING in 8 minutes.

>> No.22175764

>>22175513
I happened to buy the day before that dip. Guess what I did yesterday

>> No.22175769

>>22175740
holding for big cheapies next weekies

>> No.22175773

>Holding tanker bags since May, >broke even from dividends
>for once daily performance is better than the market

>> No.22175780

>>22175342
Down 30%

>> No.22175783
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>>22175608
Shop smart, shop s-mart!

>> No.22175798

>>22175740
the money never existed.

>> No.22175803
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22175803

>best stocks on the market, lads...

>> No.22175805

>>22175378
all you fucking smoothbrain niggers forgot the massive selloff we had that was much worse than this on that bloody June 11 day. this is nothing in comparison and we only went up from there. just buy the dip and stop being poor my god you guys deserve to lose money.

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>> No.22175818
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22175818

>>22175430
I want a nice girl to drink coffee with and have kids with

>> No.22175819

>>22175740
lambo dealer

>> No.22175824

>>22175783
Yeah whatever meatball head

>> No.22175827

I'm putting EVERYTHING I OWN INTO UVXY CALLS
45c 9/11

>> No.22175836

>>22175740
other than banks and reits, mostly cashing out

>> No.22175840

>>22175576
Corona chan followed by tech bibble up brought in a lot of newfrens. And it's election year so /pol/ people have been making visits as well.

>> No.22175841
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22175841

power hour is coming lads

>> No.22175843

>>22175740
into the jews pockets

>> No.22175849

so we reached the bottom and now crab forever?

>> No.22175855

You guys are buying cheap ass qqq leaps right now right? This dip is going to double my portfolio over the coming months. If you arent buying youre a retard

>> No.22175860
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22175860

Am I gonna make it

>> No.22175870

>>22175773
Anyone who bought oil since March have all been locked into waiting for October/November/Dec cycle. As funny as it was seeing oil retards think other oil retards were somehow more retarded you basically locked in your money for a low yield bond until the end of the year.
Oil contracts was the play from the very beginning. 400% gains in March/April

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22175872

bros....

>> No.22175875

Mr. Musk I don't feel so good.

>> No.22175876

>>22175576
Yes, but they don't spam the board like normies here.

Fuck I loved March.

>> No.22175877

>>22175293
Nicely done bobo's
You really fucked me good this time

>> No.22175879
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22175879

turns out the pump on the dollar was both fake AND gay.

>> No.22175882

>>22175827
>UVXY CALLS
a derivative, of a derivative, of a derivative. based

>> No.22175883

>>22175378
march was this, before even opening, then hitting circuit breakers daily for a week

>> No.22175884

>>22175734
who has been shorting tesla for that long and not gone bankrupt?

>> No.22175892
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>>22175636

lmao

this are peanuts

if you cry for this then you werent around here in March times you fking pathetic newfag

>> No.22175900
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22175900

>>22175608
I did
kill myself

>>22175724
based

>>22175730
AMD or NVDA right here?

>>22175818
literally the dream.

>> No.22175904

>>22175780
im down 75% xD

>> No.22175914

>V starts dumping 5 minutes before power hour
we're going down harder

>> No.22175919
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22175919

>>22175805
>all dips are the same

>> No.22175920

>>22175827
Lol you’re a day late

>> No.22175923

>VIX +28%
lololol

>> No.22175935

>it’s getting worse

OH NO NO NO

>> No.22175936
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22175936

How fucked am I

>> No.22175940

MAKE IT STOP

>> No.22175946
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22175946

J-Pow you fucking traitorous scum

you have 1 hour to fix it or else never show your face to to me again

>> No.22175962

>>22175836
Banks are down too. Well, the major ones anyway(BAC, JPM, etc...)

>> No.22175967

>>22175946
>doesn't want cheapies
whats wrong with you

>> No.22175975

I want to buy more spy puts but it's probably gonna turn around if I do

>> No.22175976

I will kill myself if i cant double my money this week

>> No.22175980

>>22175840
speaking of the election, how is the market going to react if $x wins and $y doesn't concede, but then a few days later $y declares a win once we have a hanging chad mail-in florida type situation and for days or potentially weeks. the collective REEEEEEEEEEE from both sides will gridlock the country.

>> No.22175983
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22175983

Anyone else still positive on the week?

>> No.22175993

>>22175576
Ive been here 4 years, this place has never been this new. That being said, it's to be expected and I try and help the newfags rather than shit on them.

>> No.22175996
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22175996

COME ON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.22176002
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>>22175936

JUST AS FUCKED AS I AM

>> No.22176004

I am only negative $400 on my RH account (2%) and I am net positive on everything else.
I'm up 40% on my M1 finance account and I've only been using that since May or June.
The people who are selling right now must've never seen a red day before, and literally just FOMO'd into the market for the first time like a week ago.
I don't see anything as far as market conditions or macro factors being different.
Economy is still fucked.
Inflation will still rise.
Tech will still be king.
This is what happens when a bunch of people FOMO into the market and it's just too easy for Size Lords to take profit, dump on retards, then buy accumulate the dip.
If you don't react to market volatility you are unaffected by it. They aren't losses unless you sell. I swear this is like investing 101 baby's first index fund tier investment strategy.

>> No.22176005

>>22175884
There was a shit ton of shorts because its been a waiting game to get your lottery winnings. 2 billion lost across like hundreds maybe even thousands of shorters.
Now the TSLA shorting piggy bank is paying out. MUCH faster than what they lost.
This is the great irony of TSLA. The price was boosted from a gamma and short squeezes. Elon let the air out of the bag with a biopenny tier ATM offering for 5 billion for no discernible reason.
I think there is still room for some dead cat POOMPs near possible SP inclusion meeting and battery jesus day. But maximum pain has been inflicted when it brought banks into the mix.

>> No.22176012
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22176012

why?

>> No.22176014

>>22175946
His jewish overloads want to shake paper hands out of the market. No luck today.

>> No.22176026
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22176026

Power hour time. The BIG DICK bulls have got this.

>> No.22176030

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

THE DAYS OF RETRIBUTION FOR YOUR GREED AND ARROGANCE IS HERE BULLSCUMS

>> No.22176032

>>22175936
Have you decided how you're gonna end it all yet?

>> No.22176037

Doomp it.
Then doomp it again.

>> No.22176041

>>22175983
I'm up 2 dollars for the week.

>> No.22176045

>>22176026
I can't breath!

>> No.22176046

>>22175827
Fucking nutcase lol

>> No.22176048
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22176048

HOOOOOOLDDDDDD HOLDDDD

>> No.22176053

How stupid is it to buy some high leveraged longs now brehs

>> No.22176054
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22176054

>>22175983
hanging on

>> No.22176057

>>22175936
>buying calls on one of the worst penny stocks out there.
Stop doing things like that.

>> No.22176072
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>>22175983
Only because I decided to dump 2400 into my account 2 days ago...so I guess no

>> No.22176074

>>22175803
Fuck me.

>> No.22176079
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22176079

You did buy the dip, right anon?

>> No.22176081
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>> No.22176084

>>22175919
>he thinks one red day means we are going to finally crash this time
this is why you dumb bears keep getting btfo, you keep thinking we are going to crash
>but muh tech bubble
>t-this time i'll be right for sure!!
kys bear

>> No.22176085
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22176085

IM HOOOOODLLINNGG FUCK YOU BEARS GO SHIT IN THE WOODS

>> No.22176088

nasdump lmao imagine being exposed to that heap

>> No.22176090

>>22176053
VIX is too high, you'll get crush't.

>> No.22176093

>>22175983
Today literally wiped out a month of gains for me

>> No.22176103
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22176103

Guys, unless you plan to buy a DIP, just close de market and return next week.

Shit is getting ugly, but its only temporal.

>> No.22176112

>>22175484
>P/E of 1049
Fucking lmao

>> No.22176119

APPLE STOP STOP STOP

>> No.22176126

>>22175980
Market will throw temporary hissy fit if Biden wins, mostly because of his proposed tax hikes. It will probably do the same if there is a dispute about the winner. More bubble ups and sell offs same as usual with Trump win.

>> No.22176137
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22176137

THE DUMPING RESUMES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22176140

>>22175803
hope it looks like that for the rest of the year

>> No.22176141

>>22176026
Well, that didn't start well.

>> No.22176142
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noooooooooooooo not the hour support break noooooooooooooo m-maybe I can crawl back to it.......

>> No.22176145

>>22176057
If you’re talking about SNSS those were actually calls I sold

>> No.22176155
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22176155

look out

>> No.22176158
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22176158

>>22175293
BEAR BROS

RISE

UP
P

TIME TO BUTTFUCK THIS GAY CLOWN MARKET

>> No.22176163
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22176163

What dip??

FICO???
AMD? NVDA? SOXL? TQQQ?
CRWD???
MSFT/AAPL/AMZN/BABA???????
Just buy more UVXY???

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>>22176005
>2 billion

That's interesting, all the sources I can find say lost about 10 times that much by June alone

>> No.22176189

WHAT THE FUCK STOP

>> No.22176193
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>> No.22176201
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>>22175983
Down 10% today but yea

>> No.22176205

>>22176084
You're just another headless fuckwit running with the herd. You're going to get led to slaughter by the hand that feeds, and I'll be there to dine the flesh of your fruitless labors. You don't have a thesis to follow, you don't have a grasp on the underlying economical structures or the failures of the market, and you have not a single clue about the history of the market. I suggest you liquidate and remove yourself before it's too late.

>> No.22176214

https://youtu.be/y28Diszaoo4

>> No.22176225

>>22176205
BTFO

>> No.22176230
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22176230

Now is the time to buy calls, people. See chart. Shit is way oversold now, it's cheap.

>> No.22176231

BULLCHADS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

>> No.22176232

>100% cash
Come at me bobos

>> No.22176257

>Amazon
WHY?! WHY THE FUCK IS IT DUMPING?! IT'S OUTPERFORMING ANY OTHER BUSINESS IN THE LAST YEAR! THEY'RE GROWING LIKE CRAZY IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS! WHY THE FUCK IS ID DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22176266

>>22176230
based TA man

>> No.22176273

>>22176257
buy it

>> No.22176279
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>>22176232
80% cash here but i think i'm restricted

>> No.22176281

>>22175740
Boomer divvies

>> No.22176283

>>22176230
do the opposite of what this person says

>> No.22176301

>>22176232
They are.
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/dxy

>> No.22176302

Tfw no money to buy because I’m holding all these bags

Why the fuck did I buy Tesla and TQQQ a few days ago hahaha

>> No.22176304

>>22175293
That guy a few months back was right about crypto being the true futures
Notice how when crypto dumped the makrket dumped

>> No.22176309

>>22176231
holding?

>> No.22176312

>>22176257
people going all cash for the expected crash, people locking in gains and looking to buy back in later, dumb twitter thots panicking and losing money

>> No.22176315

/smg/ is cyclical. It's the same shit over and over. Bears come on here and talk shit over and over despite being wrong 99.9% of the time. Bulls float about how the market will never tank and then one day a correction happens and there is a wave of pink wojaks. You would thing you would have enough experience not to freak out.

>> No.22176316

>>22176214
kek

>> No.22176327
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>-8%
Jesus

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>>22176158
Inshallah, brother.

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>>22175740

Where the money flew?

Lmao , Robins paid their rent , their debt , bills etc which all got deferred until now

Landlords and kikes want their money back

>> No.22176350

Any good pics of normies who bought TSLA freaking out about this dip?

>> No.22176357
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>>22176315
no, this is different, this is THE END

>> No.22176360

>>22176231
In the trenches holding strong

>> No.22176361

Dixie is about to go red.

>> No.22176363

>>22175342
You’re only doing bad if you sell today. Don’t panic.

>> No.22176364

>Campbell Soup -7% down with FAGGS
NOOOOO NOT MY SOUP lol

>> No.22176370

>>22176315
I think its all tradition and performance at this poitn

>> No.22176380

>>22175740
a little, look at $BND

>> No.22176382

those lines really do drop fast

>> No.22176385

>>22176315
Only retards are team bull or team bear. If you aren't swinging you unironically NGMI

>> No.22176391

Anyone else got the feeling that this shit is going to be retraced fully by the end of next week?

>> No.22176393

I cry

>> No.22176401

Just found out about puts and options. Is there any reason to not YOLO? Could straight up turn my pathetic 20k into a cool 500k in a week. I see no reason not to.

>> No.22176414

>>22176350
Just go the stocktwits page

>> No.22176421

>>22176391
Yea. New ath by next friday. Im balls deep in qqq march calls

>> No.22176422

>TQQQ even going lower
holy fuck why

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>>22176364

>> No.22176428

>>22176401
>Could straight up turn my pathetic 20k into a cool 500k in a week
You could also turn your 20k into 0, which is far more likely if you have no idea what you're doing.

>> No.22176429

>>22176401
You are dead meat

>> No.22176432

>>22175293
We are dipping harder tomorrow looks it won’t stop till Tuesday

>> No.22176431

>>22176363
probably a little late for that for most

>> No.22176437

DOW down 1000 HAHAHAHHA

NASDAQ -800

>> No.22176445

>>22176401

You're much more likely to turn that 20k into 5k in a week.

>> No.22176448

>>22176142
uuuuugghghgghghghghgh with the help of anon's most meme chart I slowly dragged myself back but the line is now RED no uuuughghhggh I think I'm fading............uggghhhh

>> No.22176449

>>22176401
Have being broke. lmao

>> No.22176454

>>22176401
Go for it, buy AAPL calls for $200 9/4. Can make enough to never work again.

>> No.22176458
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22176458

Bros...
what happen to regeneron?

Buy?
Or... NVDA/AMD/FICO/DXCM????

>> No.22176460

>>22176401
how do 2k sound

>> No.22176461
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22176461

Stupid fucking nigger faggot fucking cocksucker faggot clown. When he spoke on March 16 the market tanked like a faggot too.

>> No.22176465

>>22176449
>Have being broke. lmao
bro?

>> No.22176468

>>22176449
>>22176445
>>22176429
>>22176428
You guys sound like losers holy shit

>> No.22176469
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22176469

>CNBC: “Why arent you banning all patriots and militias from facebook?”
>meanwhile everything is burning

Jews did this

>> No.22176477

>>22176205
i know that the economy is fucked. but ever since the fed announced QE to infinity the market has been decoupled from reality. you're literally going to try to fight the fed who has purchased trillions in assets and corporate bonds and continues to monetize the debt ? you clearly have no grasp on the underlying forces that have been artificially driving this market up as the dollar and bond yields continue to slide. the fed can continue to do this as they kick the can down the road and eventually they wont be able to prop it up anymore, but this is certainly not the second crash you so desperately want.

>> No.22176481
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22176481

Still a long ways to go before we return to the mean bobobros
:^)

>> No.22176483
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22176483

Sold my Tesla, it'll go up now, you can thank me.

>> No.22176488

>>22176428
>You could also turn your 20k into 0, which is far more likely if you have no idea what you're doing.
This.

>> No.22176490
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22176490

Well lads ... I was up 800 now Im back where I was before I got greedy. Lesson learned

>> No.22176492
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>>22176432
Proof? Evidence? Backup your claim you cretin

>> No.22176493
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22176493

if it's time to hold, it's time to buy

>> No.22176499

>>22176401
Options are all or nothing

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>>22176448

>> No.22176501

>>22176461
One of the most reliable sell indicators is when the Dump references specific DOW numbers.

>> No.22176503

>>22176401
If you wanna jump right in start with a small amount of that 20k and see how easy it really is hotshot

>> No.22176507

>>22176458
literally can't go wrong with buying and holding AMD and NVDA

>> No.22176512

Damnit I wish i had more money to buy in. I may dip into emergency fun. I don't get paid until 15th

>> No.22176513

If tesla closes below 400 it will start a chain reaction leading to ww3

>> No.22176514
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22176514

BUY GOLD YOU SPECULATING, DEGENERATE WEALTH GAMBLING FAGGOTS

>> No.22176520

>>22176461
im voting biden now

>> No.22176528

>>22176461
to think I was praising him a few days ago. Get to work fixing this!

>> No.22176530

>>22176461
The president is giving you obvious sell signals. What more can you ask for.

>> No.22176533

>>22176422
Because fuck you that's why

>> No.22176534

>>22176454
Sounds legit, what's AAPL and how do I call them?

>> No.22176539

>>22176493
signal changed to stay in cash this morning faggot

>> No.22176540

Holy shit, it's dipping further. FUCK

WHERE IS THE FUCKING BOTTOM

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>>22176461
The astrofags probably have him integrated into their software by now kek

>> No.22176550

>>22176391
Yeah. This is the bull trap before the real doomp.

>> No.22176551

>>22176468
they're all right lmao

>> No.22176552

>>22176513
God I hope so.

>> No.22176556

Is this the time to sell?

>> No.22176558

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
VIX IS NEARLY $40????? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK%KKKKKKKKKK

>> No.22176561

Man this day needs to end. I am financially fucked.

>> No.22176564
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22176564

in for a penny hehe

>> No.22176575

>>22176556
Sell the dip, buy the pump.

>> No.22176576

>>22176501
>>22176530
He tweeted that after market close, genius.

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>>22176520

>> No.22176595

>>22176520
Better buy CCP approved stock

>> No.22176601

>>22176558
35=40? Based retard

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>>22176540
DOW 10K

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>>22176556
Hey bogdabots, this is your signal. Start pumping it.

>> No.22176617

This is the shit i said pisses me off, yesterday. Stock takes days to make gains only to lose them all in a single day. This manipulation is annoying but what choice do I have if i want to get rich? Play their game or do something else

>> No.22176622

You guys remember when TSLA was $538 in pre-market?

>> No.22176628
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22176628

>>22176540
DOW Jews is going back to 50 where it belongs

>> No.22176630

>>22176561
That sucks lol =']

>> No.22176633

>>22176577
No Peter, don't do it. Have mercy, I will buy gold. I swear!

>> No.22176634

>>22176577
Unironically voting for Joe Biden now. You did this to yourself, Trump.

>> No.22176637

More than a week of gains magically vanish

>> No.22176647

This should keep you spirits up on a bad day
https://youtu.be/EHA1qxsLH-0

>> No.22176649

>>22176492
large panic selling can span multiple days. we're not as bad as march yet but if the trend continues it will take weak hands a few days to get out. and then we have a long weekend. lots of potential for world events and in the current geopolitical climate, the probability of bad world events is higher than the probability for good events over a 72 hour period.

>> No.22176650

I think this crash is the beginning of an organized collapse to make Trump lose the elections. Democrat called a few favors around and told their investor friends to dump the market today and tomorrow. Trump will be massacred during the debates now.

Fuck it, I'm selling at a loss.

>> No.22176655
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22176655

Reminder that this is only 1/5 as bad as it could've been!!!

>> No.22176661

>>22176637
A month of gains vanished and dipped into the red for me.

>> No.22176669

Still in AAPL
Still in SOXL
Still in GME
Still comfy

>> No.22176672

>>22176577
This fucking nigger really couldn't just shut the fuck up and let us enjoy our infinite gains

>> No.22176675
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22176675

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST ARK'S TRADES???

>> No.22176686

WWOOOAAHHHH NELLY

TIME TO HIT THAT CIRCUIT BREAKER... THIS HAS GON ONE TOO LONG... BOUT TIME FOR A CORRECTION

>> No.22176691

BOBO PLS. HAVE MERCY

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>> No.22176704

So what do you think is going to happen? gap down? or gap up

>> No.22176706

Think we dump more tomorrow? Should I cut loses on options expiring tomorrow? Fuck.

>> No.22176708

Only down about $130 on $10k invested I think I'm gonna make it!

>> No.22176713
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22176713

So is this a one day thing or are we taking the elevator down to 0?

>> No.22176718

Looks like TSLA is gonna test 400 again...

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>> No.22176720

>>22175983
Sold everything at like 3% down from 12% this month ffs

>> No.22176721

How the fuck is call options volume still way higher than put options volume? This doesn't fell like it's going to bounce back to growing with the whole market still buying calls, the market makers will not have it.

>> No.22176726
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There is no floor
It just keeps dropping

>> No.22176728
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22176728

Glad I got out of TQQQ this morning as early as possible.
A day or two I bought in like the dipshit I am.

>> No.22176729
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22176729

>> No.22176734

>>22176686
I don't think circuit breakers can happen in the last hour. So the real dump will be on close

>> No.22176736
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22176736

WHY DIDN'T I JUST KEEP BUYING NINTENDO ALL THE WAY UPPPPP???

>> No.22176749
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22176749

>>22176704
>>22176706
Yes

>> No.22176751
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22176751

>CBP
Lmao why is it down so much

>> No.22176755

i bought at more than -10% on AMD, i have no regrets. it dips another 10% im just gonna buy more.

>> No.22176772

just pump into the close you bastard

>> No.22176786

>>22176650
What debates?

>> No.22176790
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22176790

>>22175983
Got a weird feeling about the market yesterday. Closed all positions

>> No.22176810

>>22176669
>Still in SOXL
Uhhhh anon it dropped over 60 bucks bare minimum from yesterday

>> No.22176817

>>22176655
This is almost as good as one I read on AAPL

"Aapl is now definitely a buy after the split, before the split the P/E was 36, now it's 9, so if it returns to its previous P/E the shares should be $800"

>> No.22176823
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22176823

>>22176675
yesterday. they've been selling off TSLA since 2k

>> No.22176828

>sold my puts with a profit instead of holding until big red day tomorrow
All these green days have weakened my bear paws.

>> No.22176893
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22176893

Really makes you think

>> No.22176917

Well I'm entering cash now. I'm down so much but still up for the year. I tried to hold but it's looking bad.

>> No.22176929

>>22176790
This guy is going to make it. The uptrends have been pure cancer for days, you can feel the struggle and all the downmoves have been more solid. I'm talking five fucking points, if you scalp you know it was coming.

>> No.22176939

>>22176893
were gonna be back by next week lol

>> No.22176973

>>22175983
barely

>> No.22177138

>>22176477
Literally forward guidance. Most of their instruments haven't been used to the extent that they lipped. $12bn in bonds, hardly infinite. They talked it up to push liquidity into the bond market and they'll back it if it slips, but in the immediate timeframe their interactions with the bond market equate to a rounding error. Most of the market liquidity that you've seen has come from treasuries having net negative yields which considering the extreme rise in equities pricing is only for the insane (or hyper-sane). That alongside direct (what is likely to be) US Treasury intervention as we saw through the March rally as demonstrated by the continuous after hours and pre-market movements that dictated the vast majority of the upside while intraday trading was limited to ~+/-1% swings. Tragically, safe investments like gold are being heavily manipulated by paper trading, which necessarily interacts with market spot (though physical sales, I'm told, have largely deviated due to premiums). So with no inflationary hedges effective equities go up to avert losses through dollar weakness. Unfortunately in the search for security people have found exactly the opposite, and are now piled 15 deep into a '92 Camry.

Oh and mind you the Fed likes to employ market shock techniques as part of their toolkit so as to remain unpredictable otherwise every move they made would be priced in, but you wouldn't know that because your grasp on economics is tenuous at best, so relying on their policy decisions is exactly what is going to get you assfisted, when shit gets retarded they have, and will flip.

>> No.22177226

>>22176675
STOP POSTING MY GF, this is your last warning.

>> No.22177566
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>>22175983
Yes, as long as we only count realized profit/loss.