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>> No.22172355
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Keep going down. I can't wait to buy again.

>> No.22172358
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>>22172287
He's keeping the calls, dump it.

>> No.22172360
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Reminder that all charts look like a rising wedge and this is the beginning of another massive selloff. We are going back to March lows.

>> No.22172364
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first for anime

>> No.22172366

"Buy the dip, faggot"

>> No.22172367
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>tfw still happy because I have anime
Learn some perspective

>> No.22172370
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22172370

WE ARE THE TESLAMARINES

WE

WILL

NEVER

FUCKING

SELL

>> No.22172376

spoiler: don't buy the dip: spoiler

>> No.22172385

>Market pumps non stop for a month
>Drops for 2 days in a row and everybody loses their mind
I seriously hope you faggots are not selling on that fully predictable correction. It is nice tho to watch all the Roasties and Zoomers getting burned hard for buying the top.

>> No.22172388
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Need Technical Analysis on this

>> No.22172387
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GAMBATE GREEN CANDLE KUN I BELIEVE IN YOU

FIGHTO! FIGHTO!

>> No.22172396
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Anime girls

Also buy the fucking dip

>> No.22172404
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>>22172314

>> No.22172405

Can you IMAGINE people are selling Cloudflare for $36 right now? It's free money.

>> No.22172410
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I'm new to this so don't break my balls. Denny's is holding it down

>> No.22172416

>>22172376
back to your garbage board

>> No.22172423

>>22172385
everybody thinks it's the foretold September crash

>> No.22172429

>just a correction that almost hits circuit breaker

>> No.22172434

>>22172360
Not before the Elections.

>> No.22172437

>>22172388
Price went down, then up, then sideways
Looks like a stock chart but not too sure desu

>> No.22172439

>>22172360
all the traders with ptsd from the day after day after day circuit breakers are having flashbacks right now

>> No.22172444

>>22172416
make me fagit

>> No.22172445
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>SOXL
>-16%
Holy kek. Great entry point desu

>> No.22172446
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>he panic sold?

>> No.22172449
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22172449

I just started investing too

>> No.22172455

Oh shit SOXL lost 1/6 of its value in a single day wtf!? The stocks it tracks didnt even go down that hard. Why does it go down harder than when it goes up?

>>22171707
You shill it so much I suspect you're hiding something big about them that would make a lot of people not want to buy it.

>> No.22172464

>Cloudflare at 35 dollars now
Free money!

>> No.22172468
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Holy fuck I sold all of my tech stocks yesterday and went all in on Walmart. This may be the one time I actually did something right.

>> No.22172478
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>>22172367

>> No.22172482

I'm a bear, but this market is so fucked up that I'm not going to feel assured until we see some limit downs.

>> No.22172483

Line goes up, i have fun. Line goes down, i have fun. Me happy, money irrelevant.

>> No.22172485
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we touched the bottom line
buy ATM TQQQ calls now

>> No.22172493
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I only have 130 left. Whats something that will be green tomorrow for sure

>> No.22172495

>>22172387
I bet on the green candle too.... Come on just fucking go up....

>> No.22172494
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heh

>> No.22172497
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>>22172367
Based

>> No.22172498

>>22172370
You fucking retards that bought Tesla are the stockmarket equivalent of Link brainlets. I am fucking loving this.

>> No.22172502
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>>22172404
You can't decline the call anon.

>> No.22172506
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Feeling pretty comfy rn holding all my cash and not having any active spreads

>> No.22172509

Will TQQQ recover over the next few weeks? Someone with more experience please help

>> No.22172510

Got restricted for free riding what do

>> No.22172511

what are the odds NDX breaks 11000?

>> No.22172512
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>>22172367
Based, what have you been watching?

>> No.22172513

>>22172493
Vix calls

>> No.22172518

>>22172485
Ok

>> No.22172519

>>22172410
This portfolio is like saying your three favorite bands are neutral milk hotel, death grips and 100gecs on /mu/ but profit on king

>> No.22172520

>>22172445
I'm seeing -17.3% lmao

>> No.22172528

Markets fell Thursday morning amid ___________________ .

>> No.22172533
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>>22172483
That's the spirit

>> No.22172534
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NOOOOOOOO I QUIT MY JOB YESTERDAY BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO BE AN EXPERT INVESTOR/TRADER NOW I HAVE TO FIND A NEW JOB

>> No.22172536

>>22172449
>buying the top
Moron

>> No.22172546

>>22172429
How close was it to hitting the breaker?

>> No.22172547
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Did you sell the dip, anon??

>> No.22172551

>>22172423
No one is going to sell Apple, Amazon or Nvidia in any serious quantities right before they roll all their big stuff at the end of the year. We are not going back to panic March selloff. Back then it was the media convincing everyone that our civilization is about to be devastated by a new virus. It's less dangerous than a flu. They'll just print the dip away with more stimulus announcements.

>> No.22172554

Why does the market crash every time Trump boasts about it doing well?

>> No.22172555

>>22172410
Dude go all SQQQ this dump is gonna be a month long.

>> No.22172558

>>22172485
Great for your gamma
Nigger literally just buy ATM calls and shirt the underlying times the delta on your calls with a 100 multiplier.

>> No.22172563

I haven't done any investing yet, is now the time to start?

>> No.22172564
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And we're back to dumping

Jesus Christ.
>>22172528
"complete, utter panic and confusion"

>> No.22172571

>>22172528
Germany's 144th Annual Poop Olympics

>> No.22172572

>>22172493
Dennys and GNUS

>> No.22172575

you pricks deserve this

>> No.22172581
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So many cheapies today!

Bought a bunch of QQQ $300c 1/15/21 calls on sale!

>> No.22172593

>>22172509
Nobody knows anon.

>> No.22172600

>>22172512
Gabriel Dropout for the first time, and rewatching yuru yuri

>> No.22172606

>>22172534
Same 30 years as a glory hole attendant down the drain. With the recession i doubt they'll take me back.

>> No.22172608
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>>22172575
Rude

>> No.22172610

>>22172558
you sound like one of the faggots who was shrieking that i couldn't have called the top
are you one of those shrieking faggots

>> No.22172611

>>22172449
hello twitter thot

>> No.22172612

dude just close the broker and look at it again in a week

>> No.22172614

>>22172509
You shouldn't be longing TQQQ bro

>> No.22172620

>>22172519
kek

>> No.22172621

>>22172575
We deserve this excellent buying opportunity, I agree

>> No.22172627

>he held Tesla
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRAINLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>> No.22172630

>>22172554
Presidential shoeshine boy

>> No.22172632

IS NDX GONNA BREAK 11000??????????????????????????????

>> No.22172644

What we're seeing is the final failure and last desperate gasps of the labor theory of value. No more does "material plus labor create value" now "material plus robot creates value". Labor is irrelevant, capital is everything.

>> No.22172667

>>22172449
You're the reason it has crashed, normies buying into an already peaked market.

>> No.22172668

what specific news or event predicated today's action?

> protest/riots are still pretty consistent
> covid numbers about the same
> no major military incursion or action overnight
> fed gonna keep brrrrrrring, not much change there

who flipped the switch?

>> No.22172672
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Who else /retarded/? I’m just gonna uninstall the broker and see what it looks like next year

>> No.22172676

>>22172644
it's a 3% market correction you fucking retard lmao

>> No.22172677

OH NO MY VANGUARD FTSE ALL WORLD ETF TANKED 2% TODAY HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER????
Sold everything else yesterday

>> No.22172682

>>22172610
No I'm a literal derivatives trader that I do as a profession at a nice company.
Delta neutral long gamma positions are fun to have and scalp gamma

>> No.22172685

First time ive successfully bet against America, cheers

>> No.22172690

holding Tesla is a real anus clincher

>> No.22172691

>>22172506
Tfw I want to have a comfy home in a place like that but I'll likely never have enough money to do it even though living modestly isn't an issue.

>> No.22172693

>>22172672
i tried to warn you about levered etfs bro

>> No.22172696

>>22172644
when do we reach post-scarcity so i can stop giving a fuck and live in my room playing video games for the rest of my life?

>> No.22172702
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>>22172575
Yeah, probably.

>> No.22172717

>TSM and Horsie holding the line
based...

>> No.22172723
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>>22172668
Nothing happened. That's why I'm confused as to why we dumped and then kept dumping afterwards.

I don't remember if June dump had a reason but this looks pretty bad today

>> No.22172729

>>22172668
Institutional traders decided to take profits today because we're getting more stimulus soon, so it will pump higher anyway.

>> No.22172735

>>22172506
Wish i didnt listen to the credit spread anon. My gains were btfo'd cause of this dump.

>> No.22172738
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So apparently some dumbfuck created a 3x leveraged ETN based on a shitco fraud called "Tesla"

>> No.22172739
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Dumped my tesla and tqqq but held apple
oh well only down ~%4

>> No.22172740

>>22172676
but doomposting is fun and I've nothing better to do since I blew all my cash on dips already

>> No.22172747

>>22172668
will anyone honestly be surprised if at the end of the day today we see a major fucking rally (caused by the brrrrrrrr)?

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>>22172632

>>22172644

>> No.22172761
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>>22172672
Anon what you need to do is take a long hard look at yourself and figure out how you're going to fix this the slow and right way. I believe in you because despite also being retarded I was in this position twice and climbed out of it doing very, very easy non risky things.

>> No.22172764

>>22172364
...is fucking gay

>> No.22172771

>>22172723
june dumped because of the riots

today's dump was literally because of trump tweeting

Ackman just confirmed on tv

>> No.22172774

>>22172551
Back then there werent as many retail investirs either so explain the dump

>> No.22172782

I've got a bad feeling boys, I hope I'm wrong but this doesn't feel like a small correction.

>> No.22172783

>>22172747
No

>> No.22172793

>>22172682
cool
i took the money i made on SQQQ calls from the top and put it into TQQQ calls at the bottom

>> No.22172799

I imagine holding a leveraged ETF right now would be soul crushing.

>> No.22172806

>>22172581
>cheapies
>IV at 45 day high

Enjoy your crush?

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>>22172739
I dumped all my TSLA and put it in SPY calls, ended up at 119% all time. Held them until today expecting more gains, now I'm down to 40% all time. Not terrible but man... regret.

>> No.22172813

>>22172723
Thots and zoomers got into the market. Smart people saw this and took profits because once you see disgusting 20 something women entering the market. It's the top.

>> No.22172818

>>22172774
Top 1% of the Stock Market owns over 50% of the shares. They took the profits and dabbed on the Zoomers buying the top.

>> No.22172819

Should I buy more NAK? You're fucking God damn right I should.

>> No.22172821

lol my AAL is the only green today

>> No.22172823

>>22172668
some big players must have inside information about some insurance company going bankrupt, the US reneging on their debt obligations to China or some shit like that.

>> No.22172824

i have faith it will go back up

no circuit breaker
no HUGE news.. just small news and turmp tweet

>> No.22172826
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>>22172314

Imagine buying anything tech at these prices

>> No.22172830

>>22172668
Nasdaq hit a meme line at the same time Tesla shit itself, both leading to institutional jews dumping their bags.

>> No.22172832

>>22172735
Rip, i never get spreads more than a couple days before a stocks expir.

>> No.22172834

>>22172799
Imagine selling TQQQ calls like I did yesterday

>> No.22172843
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HOW ARE WE GOING UP RIGHT WHEN I LOAD UP ON PUTS FUCK

>> No.22172852

>>22172799
I bought SOXL cheapies, and I have maybe a hundred bucks in an inverse leverage fund just in case the dump continues so I dont go long rope

>> No.22172854
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>>22172843
For real.

>> No.22172855

you shits aren't going to be crying about selling the bottom by next week

>> No.22172860

Anyone have the image of the triple leveraged tsla stock? Can't find it

>> No.22172862

>>22172843
Kill yourself now before your family has to shoulder your idiotic debts.

>> No.22172863

>>22172819
Lol why do you post this shit every day

>> No.22172870

kv is kissless virgin

>> No.22172871

>>22172793
If you're willing to take the risk that's alright, just be aware of the giant risks and theta and delta fucking you eventually if you're ever so slightly out of the money
We always do delta-neutral positions and scalp gamma mostly and we make a decent amount (250k profit today as a company of 30 traders).

>> No.22172875

>>22172818
Based

>> No.22172880

>>22172863
because I buy more NAK like every fucking day.

>> No.22172882
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Now that tech is getting justed, people are going to start flooding their money into safe brick and mortar stocks. Be smart, come to walmart.

>> No.22172883

>>22172723
>tech stocks up many many multiples, in a very short time period
>during the worst economy, ever, worse then 1929

>WhY arE tHiNgs GOing DoWn?

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>>22172314
down 18%

>> No.22172894

>>22172806
>IV crush on near ATM LEAPs
Okay retard.

>> No.22172896

>>22172843
Why would you load on puts during a rebound?

>> No.22172898

>>22172860
3LTS
The short version is 3STS

>> No.22172911
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Buy the dip niggers

>> No.22172912

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT SHOULD I DO

>> No.22172916
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Reversal may be happening soon. QQQ tends to drop 5 - 7% on bad days. See pic for RSI indication.

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Its all gonna be ok, right bros?

We're all gonna make it.... right?

>> No.22172921

It's amazing how many fish brains post here. Multiple weeks of massive gains and people here are grasping at straws to justify a simple correction.

>> No.22172923

why didnt i bail yesterday
FUCK

>> No.22172930

>>22172871
i bought $149 calls for $5
if TQQQ is over $154 tomorrow, i win
i think it will be by quite a bit
fuck the greeks

>> No.22172932

>>22172882
>brick and mortar
You mean like Gamestop?

>> No.22172935

>>22172843
Thanks for timing the bottom!

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>>22172860

>> No.22172943
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DOUBLE BOTTOM LETS GO

PLEASE GOD JUST LET ME SELL 200 OF MY 300 SHARES

>> No.22172947

>>22172880
Post an order. Youve said before you have a sub 10k stack and i simply cannot figure that you genuinely have any Nak at all let alone more by the day. Post a recently filled order please

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>>22172672
Yeah take a break and don't learn anything so you can fuck up again next year too

>> No.22172969

>>22172883
But powell was supposed to protect the market

>> No.22172970
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>>22172912
1. Sell the dip <--- you are here
2. Regret selling the dip
3. Stop trading for a few weeks
4. Get back to trading
5. Buy the top

>> No.22172972

We are absolutely about to pump into orbit. Get your calls ready.

>> No.22172975

>>22172883
It's recovering

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>>22172921
>>22172883
I'm just depressed that I have no powder left right now.

>> No.22172986

are people really surprised by today? the vix was going up even the market was going up so there was a good chance of something like this.

>> No.22172987

>>22172942
On one hand, that's retarded.
On the other hand, dare Tesla haters to short that.

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>>22172494

>> No.22173001

>>22172799
>imagine not buying them right now
>imagine thinking 'oh boy this is the big one, tech is finished'
>imagine

>> No.22173008
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based

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>>22172782

>> No.22173030
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>>22172952
Dumb curved s8 edges cut off the bad part

>> No.22173033

>Facebook fell more than 5% and Apple lost more than 6%, on pace for its largest percent decrease since March 16, when it fell 12.9%.

If you don't buy this dip you must be out of your mind.

>> No.22173034

>>22173008
saved
>>22172981
I put in orders for HFU and HQU. I was waiting for this dip. NASDAQ and related hedged ETFs were going parabolic. Of course it would dump eventually.

>> No.22173037

>>22172989
kek, fuck Cramer and fuck CNBC

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>>22172989

>> No.22173045

>>22172989
lmao

>> No.22173054

I'm curious. All the people saying they were waiting for a pullback, did you buy in today? Or did you back out?

>> No.22173055

>>22172932
Oh no I'm sorry anon I was talking about stocks that aren't just empty pnd's

>> No.22173058

>>22172947
I'm not letting the bogs see my nak stack. They'll fucking pump it before I can get my 100k shares and then I'll just make a small amount of money instead of fuck you money.

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>>22172314
Best Recovery Stocks to buy now that the bubble is popping?

>> No.22173071

>>22172916
Keep us posted senpai.

>> No.22173076

laughing at all of these posts asking "what news caused this?"

in actuality news has been responsible for almost none of the big red days over the past 4 months or so. It's always (((institutional investors))) deciding today is the day to dump on retail and spook them into panic selling. the retail investors never learn, so the (((market makers))) are going to keep doing it.

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>> No.22173081

>sold all my tech stocks
Not this time bitch. I've only lost $100 of the $400 gains so I am not holding on bags. I regret not buying more during the March dip and instead holding on too many during the dip.

>> No.22173086

>>22173034
>HFU
*HSU (2x S&P 500)
>>22172782
It's a big correction for a retarded parabolic run.

>> No.22173087

>>22173058
....you have no Nak do u

>> No.22173089

>>22172989
nice shirt FAG

>> No.22173092

>>22173001
Yeah it’s like either we all go live in the woods or tech eventually sores to a deux ex video game tier level. There’s not really an in between

>> No.22173094

going all in tqqq when it bottoms out

balls to the walls

>> No.22173095

>>22172747
Everything up +10% tomorrow.

>> No.22173097

>>22172921

Median IQ of this general took a nosedive after June-ish

I want them to go back

>> No.22173106

>>22172942
Kek thank you

>> No.22173107

im a neet that just got 14k from corona related shit. is it a good time to yolo it all in a stock while shit has 'dipped', if so, what should I buy ? I just downloaded robinhood 5 minutes ago.

>> No.22173110

do i buy tqqq for the first time now?

>> No.22173111

>>22172882
Walmart is tech now don'tcha know?

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Imma take a nap

Wake me up when the dump ends

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>> No.22173121

>>22172989
Look at his shirt

>> No.22173123

I sold puts that expire tomorrow. Right now it says I'm down $130. Assuming my strikes won't be reached tomorrow, are those puts really going to snap back to zero?

>> No.22173127

>ctrl + f
>cruise
>zero results
>ctrl + f
>ccl
>zero results
I'm in awe of how shitty this board has become.

>> No.22173134

>>22172764
anime imageboard posts anime crazy huh

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>>22173071
10-4. we may see more volume by EOD, who knows. TA will only get you so far. all I know is that the QQQ puts I bought last week aren't bleeding as much, thank fuck.

>> No.22173141

>2.5 more hours til close

Please god just end it already FUCKKKKKKKK I THOUGHT FUCKING TIM APPLE WOULD PROTECT MY CHAINLINK PROFITS

>> No.22173144

>>22173094
I put in orders for HQU (2x NASDUMP). I wasn't touching the retarded parabolic run up to this.

>> No.22173157

>>22173127
Nobody cares, fuck off

>> No.22173160

>>22173117
lol this makes me happy

>>22173121
it's an eagles shirt, he was nervous for his fantasy football draft

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Please Jpow save us

>> No.22173162

>>22173092
There really isn't so might as well profit off of it

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>>22173076
This.
/biz/'s been through this million times and anon still didn't learn ANYTHING.
Just close the terminal and go watch some anime. Get back in one week and you will be fine.

>> No.22173169

>>22172989
What's with the bulging eyes?

>> No.22173174

>>22173117
strong sell signal, too much retarded money in the market right now

>> No.22173180

>>22173069
CEI looks promising

>> No.22173183

>>22173134
There’s tons of cool anime’s out there but 4chan posters pick the gayest weirdest ones. Fucking contrarians

>> No.22173186

>>22173097
The worst of it will hopefully be over soon, guessing it's mainly due to the AAPL/TSLA splits

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>>22172883

>WhY arE tHiNgs GOing DoWn?

down is fine, sideways crabbing is fine, all good and healthy things. flash drop overnight that translates to losses in all sectors without a major attributable cause seems fishy. gold, silver, and crypto all dumping in cohesion as well feels like the start of the series of cliff diving seen in march.

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>> No.22173203

i fucking bought too god damn early!!!!

>> No.22173209

>>22173076
Not to mention NASDAQ (and thing like TQQQ and HQU) were going parabolic on no news.

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>>22173166
>Taking away my joy of screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH and calling the end of days

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>>22172989

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22173234

Thought I would just stop by from a break at work to check in on how /smg/ is doing. Anons holding up ok? Jumping from buildings yet?

>Buy the dip

>> No.22173237

>>22173127

Cruise lines are gonna hurt for a long time, butfir some reason cruise sticks are a good hedge because they're (fundamentally irrationally) the first stocks retail piles into whenever tech dips

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>>22172404
>he bought the top

>> No.22173244

>>22173117
I'm down from +30% to +2% today overall, but this somehow makes me feel better. All these faggot zoomers buying the top will now pay the price and miss their rents.

>> No.22173247

>>22173189
This. Everything is moving in sync. There's weird volatility, and hype is starting to deflate.

>> No.22173249

>>22173166
>close the terminal
implying any of these poorfags can afford a terminal

>> No.22173253

>>22173087
Baggie is the biggest lying faggot on this board. If this doesn't motivate him to post proof nothing will.

>> No.22173260

>>22172989
This has to be intentional

>> No.22173262

>>22173203
How, it isn't even 8 hours yet and u fucking bought? Wtf lol.

>> No.22173264
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I have $85,000 in dry powder. How much should I buy today? I'm thinking $5k, feels like tomorrow's gonna be another selloff.

>> No.22173267

>>22173169
cocaine and dick sucking silicon valley elites isn't good for aging boomer scum

>> No.22173273

>>22173116
Wake up monday then

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22173280

Remember boys. Lower price means lower risk. The lower the price dumps, the lower the risk of another dump becomes.

>> No.22173289

>>22173203
I don't know what you're referring to but I did buy some QQQ puts with you last week and I don't have a profit yet (nor do I think I will, I think we're close to the local bottom) but at least they aren't bleeding as bad.

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HOWS ANOTHER -10% BEFORE EOD SOUND? I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN

>> No.22173318

>>22173117
Nothing will ever make me smile more than seeing redditors throwing infantile hissy fits while also losing all of their money

>> No.22173322

Sold at close yesterday, made $29k. Bought back in today. AAPL, FNGU, NVDA, QQQ, SOXL, SPXL, SPY, TQQQ and TSLA. Anything else I’m missing?

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>> No.22173335

>>22173189
>memesquares
what app is that?

>> No.22173336
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>>22173264
>How much should I buy today?
All of it

>> No.22173339
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buy the new bottom

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Feels real good man, was waiting for this.

>> No.22173345

>>22172314
Gamestop is the only safe haven

>> No.22173354
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>>22172370
Enjoy never getting rid of those heavy ass bags HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>> No.22173361

>tfw holding SPY puts for November

This market will TANK some time before the election and I'll PRINT MONEY when it does

>> No.22173369

>Loses money on puts every week
>One day of profit
>Gets cocky
>Back to Fedpump the next day
We have QE. Dumps are literally impossible.

>> No.22173372

We've hit the bottom. Time to buy calls.

>> No.22173374

And I just locked in my $520 loss. At least I have my horse and some oil to keep me company on this rainy day.

>> No.22173378

>>22173345
Without the crash it would be 20%+. It's not quite a safe haven if you discount for that.

>> No.22173381

>>22173322
Proof

>> No.22173384

>>22173322
yeah another day

>> No.22173386

Im thinking of buying SE and NET

>> No.22173388

>>22173308
Good, I want a crash. This pull back is not worth my time.

>> No.22173399

>>22173123
Please respond.

>> No.22173400
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Amd please go back up

>> No.22173402

Just woke up. Why is everything in the shitter?

>> No.22173403

>TSLA memers memeing about money printing taxis and electric planes have ninja vanished
Stock price does not dictate an argument you gigaretards.

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Reading the reddit board give me a head ache.

Why do so many people buy over valued stocks? Like are they sheep both with politics and their picks of stocks. Do they need to follow a hurd that has overvalued an asset by 48x?

Fuck FUCK FUCK WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

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>>22173336

>> No.22173434
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>>22173402
Jews took the profits.

>> No.22173436

>>22173402
because you touch yourself at night

>> No.22173443

>>22173354
cope

>> No.22173445

>>22173339
Didn't sminem get fat?

>> No.22173447

>>22173069
VXX

>> No.22173451

>>22173372
Tech has NOT hit bottom

>> No.22173452

>>22172930
>Fuck the Greeks
Literally risking shit for no reason

>> No.22173455

I wanna get rich as you guys, How do I start investing?

>> No.22173459

>>22173280
Only problem is we're still hilariously overvalued.

>> No.22173462

hi guy y market go down?
pls quick answer and fast thx very much!

>> No.22173468

>>22173322
Puts.

>> No.22173473
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>>22173381
Sure. Didn’t hit the exact bottom, but DCA’d my way down.

>> No.22173474

>>22172563
I just started as well with a measly $300

>> No.22173477
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>>22172314

Im gettin march vibes , kek

>> No.22173483

What do I put 167 dollars into RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.22173487

>>22173415
fomo. You see it every day on /smg/. People bought kodak near 50$.

>> No.22173492

>>22173445
>implying his gains only referred to stock/shitcoin prices

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>>22173434
>Jews took the profits.

>> No.22173497

>>22173443
How could he possibly coping somebody who likely nurturing 20%+ in losses.

The only cope is him talking like TSLA is a chainlink meme.

>> No.22173500

>>22172314
Is this selloff going to be sustained for a while? Should I take my earnings for the year and run?

>> No.22173503
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>NVDA

>> No.22173505

>>22173483
Savings.

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AAAA JUST LOCK THE FUCKING MARKET UP ALREADY WHEN IS THE SELLING GONNA ENNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.22173507

>>22173455
not now

>> No.22173521

>>22173402
CNN says its because of Trump and China.

>> No.22173525

>>22173483

Hookers and blow.

>> No.22173529

I bought pretty deep into TQQQ and FNGU a few days ago

Should I hold or cut losses lol

>> No.22173533
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

what timing, market tanks, I get my paycheck tomorrow, what to buy what to buy

>> No.22173536

>>22173500
Up to you. I don’t think we’ve seen the bottom of the tech crash

>> No.22173538

>>22173500
i think so, except in miners

>> No.22173542

>>22173506
>WHEN IS THE SELLING GONNA ENNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
When you sell.

>> No.22173547

>>22173451
i imagine you crying with an enraged expression on your face while you say this

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comfy smol pp crash on AUY
get in

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>>22173030
>hardware curved edge cut out a piece of in-software screen
What?
I'm confuse

>> No.22173571

>>22173529
TQQQ has recovered from several significant dips since inception including fucking march.
SOXL is the one that has yet to hit its February peak again.

>> No.22173573

>>22173500
I'm waiting for Tuesday to buy the dip's dip. Expect another long weekend with no news on stimulus.

>> No.22173572

>>22173497
seethe

>> No.22173574

>>22173542
I'm never selling. Everything to 0

>> No.22173577

>>22173415
Because Tesla was overvalued at fucking $300 pre split. If you kept telling yourself *it's overvalued, so don't bother* you'd fucking miss out again and again. Your entry point will always be risky but if you never play the risk at all you'll never make money

>> No.22173578

>>22173521
so it must actually be Biden and Russia

>> No.22173580

You fuckers never learn, why why why
There is no fucking why it was the top and the institutions have been selling to you for weeks.

>> No.22173581

>>22173402
because when everyone is loaded to the gills in stocks there are no buyers left, only sellers, and we go down. this is why you have to buy when things look shitty.

>> No.22173583

>>22173533
What should I buy

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>>22173521
>CNN says

And unicorns are real....

>> No.22173595

>>22173455
Is there a sector that you know a lot about like tech for example?
Leverage that knowledge and make some sound investments in companies you believe have a good chance to grow, but watch out.
A company could be overvalued. You could look at their p/e ratio (price/earnings). If it's 10, it's a really good buy. 20 is a pretty good buy, etc.
Right now in this market you see a lot of companies at 50+ which are still pretty good buys, if they have a high growth.
100 and above you'll have to be careful.

>> No.22173597

>>22173533
You should be able to buy a nice McDonald's combo meal with the $8 in dividends youll get from your $100k investment.

>> No.22173609

>>22173597
kek.

>> No.22173610
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DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, JEROME. WHERE IS THE BRRR?

>> No.22173611

Should I buy TQQQ now? I’m stuck cash trading because of a day trade margin call. I was waiting for funds To settle to move to a better broker, but This correction seems to good to miss.

>> No.22173613

SN6 HOP SUCCESSFUL TESLA MOONING

>> No.22173627

>>22173583
>What should I buy

>LMT

>> No.22173631

Internet and company systems are down across the nation. Are we in the first stages of war with china? When is the declaration?

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>>22172314
Why the FUCK would I bother investing in more than 1 company

>> No.22173637

>>22172834
It's like 5% of my portfolio

>> No.22173639
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22173639

He bought?

>> No.22173640

>>22173611
start digging

>> No.22173652

>>22173455
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22173653

>>22172388
up down down down up up up down up down down

>> No.22173662

I have a feeling the DOW boys are going to rally hard tomorrow. They tried their best but techshit dragged them down

>> No.22173665

>>22173335
finviz

>> No.22173666

>>22172761
I have everything in Apple and AMD, stopped leveraged ETFs last year. How do I play safer?

>> No.22173672

I sold ET, did I make a mistake?
Been holding for bloody months.

>> No.22173673

>>22173635
Because sometimes they don't all go down?

>> No.22173675

>>22173653
ooaaaaaaaaaoooooooooaaaoooaaaaaa

>> No.22173678

Were futures fucked up last night or did this start this morning?

>> No.22173684

>>22173610
The scary thing is he is brring right now.

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I'm gonna load up on UDOW right before power hour.

>> No.22173695

>>22173613
Tesla is going to be worth a half eaten sandwich by EoW desu lmao

>> No.22173698
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22173698

Never forget.

>> No.22173701

>>22173585
>U.S. equity markets tumbled Thursday after Dr. Anthony Fauci dashed hopes that a COVID-19 vaccine was coming soon, contradicting documents from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

>Fauci told CNN a vaccine was unlikely to be ready by the end of October. In a separate interview with NBC News' "Today," Fauci said a vaccine was likely by the end of the year.

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>>22172989
LOL

is this shopped to make his shirt say fag?

>> No.22173708

>>22173572
I am 100's of % up, and I'm not holding ridiculous over valued Tesla. Other Tech is fine lol.

Hold my heavy bags faggot.

>> No.22173715

>>22173678
Very deep red last night

>> No.22173716

>>22173672
why?

>> No.22173722

>>22172528
Profit yanking. Also people are a little spooked by the dollar's (hopefully dead cat) bounce. Dixie still in bearish channel for the time being.

>> No.22173726

>>22173678
trump tweeted this morning

so, yeah, this morning

>> No.22173725

>>22173635
Everything dropping at once should set alarm bells off in your head. Like why would they all drop at once?
Because their price has absolutely NOTHING to do with the company. You're basically trading in crypto-level speculation hell.

>> No.22173739

>>22173678
Futures were a little bit fucked, if you go back and look at last night's threads you can see people predicting this

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22173741

i just bought a appl. call for tomorrow. 123.75 for 1.45

i think apple will make this small rebound tomorrow.

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22173745

>>22172989
Liar!

>> No.22173751

>>22173577
You should listen to yourself, people purchasing TESLA this fucking week. Redditors planning to hold it long term

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22173752

>>22173666
You buy the dip. First place I would look is maybe banks and some of the more solid companies that haven't really recovered or rallied so hard. Try to spread your investments out as well, you basically just held what rallied the most. I'm an incredibly shitty investor who is constantly cucking my gains by gambling on meme shit so what do I know, but you have every resource available to you. Remember, time in the market beats timing the market.

>> No.22173753

>>22173698
So true...

>> No.22173761

>>22173455
Ha. Even if you do "make it" like us you will never BE us. That's right, new money dipshits like you are a diamond dozen and don't get to enjoy the real perks of wealth,

>> No.22173793

>>22173701
>retards still think there will be any real/useful/effective vaccine
we are going to be in the exact same spot 1 year from now lmao

>> No.22173796

>>22173434
Unironically this

>> No.22173804

>>22173672
Well it’s not as if ET has a high chance of mooning out of nowhere that stock has gone down for years

>> No.22173817

>>22172493
everything

>> No.22173831

My cruise lines came back to life today at least.

>> No.22173836

>>22172668
>covid numbers about the same
Corona chan death numbers are bullshit and everyone knows it now. 6%. Six percent of the total deaths were due solely to corona! This is not about corona.

>> No.22173842

>>22173597
Sept 20 I'm getting $100 in dividends.

>> No.22173856
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22173856

>Down 0.24% while the markets are imploding
>only reason even red is because Apple but they have news and new tech coming so no big deal

Sure is nice being balls deep in meme cruise lines, energy and oil right now desu

>> No.22173875

my NVDA cost basis is like $420 lol keep seething faggots

>> No.22173891

>>22173507
WHY NOT?

>> No.22173908

>>22173891
Buy TSLA 9/4 500c thank me later :^)

>> No.22173933

>>22173635
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/idiosyncraticrisk.asp

>> No.22173944

>>22173793
pretty much.

>> No.22173946

>>22172986
What's the correlation?

>> No.22174002

Buy now?

>> No.22174076

>>22173553
i recognize this ass, that is a man

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22174109

Might be a good time to do OTM SPY/QQQ strangles. In the short term, they should either violently pump back up to previous high or continue dumping.

>> No.22174137

>>22173856
Nice, im in cruises, airlines, tsla and aapl. Aapl puts I threw on yesterday afternoon covered 50% of todays losses this morning and I'm up about 1% overall because of cruise lines waking up. Pretty comfy considering im watching half my portfolio nosedive.

>> No.22174244

>>22174109
IVs have shot up but I think there is enough volatility to make money. 9/11 $5 OTM call/puts only $300 a contract. Honestly I think a VXX play might be easier though.

>> No.22174305

>>22173875
Mine is $189, buy and hold 4 lyf

>> No.22174473

Went cash last week, buying the fuck out of this dip. Suck my dick.

>> No.22174696

circuit breaker?