/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.22170963]

RESTORE THE OP edition

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>Free Charts
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread:
>>22169655

[Anonymous No.22170994]

[Anonymous No.22171010]

First for C

[Anonymous No.22171019]

I'm scared of tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22171021]

>>22170963
I have apple calls on the 11th and 18th. how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.22171022]

Predictions for 4 pm?

[Anonymous No.22171023]

WE ARE THE TESLAMARINES

WE

ARE

NEVER

SELLING

DO YOU HEAR ME?

NEVER

SELLING

[Anonymous No.22171024]

how can i short this?

[anon No.22171028]

> It bounces back tomorrow.

Fuck me

[Anonymous No.22171030]

SELL THE PEAKS
DON'T BUY, HIDE

[Anonymous No.22171037]

haha money printer go brrrrr
haha line only go up

[Anonymous No.22171040]

BAsically 1 week of the markets gain are gone...

not that big of a deal in the scheme of things

[Anonymous No.22171043]

>>22171010
UTZ is the cunny stock

[Anonymous No.22171045]

I thought most people in /smg/ don't care because we're all shareholders and not option babies right?

[Anonymous No.22171052]

penis

[Anonymous No.22171053]

IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.22171055]

[Anonymous No.22171056]

SHAKEDOWN, 1979

[Anonymous No.22171057]

>>22170963
>Yesterday
LMAO LINE ONLY GO UP WEEEEEE
>Today
SELL SELL SELL ITS GONNA CRASH
remember always do the opposite of what /SMG/ does

IM BUYING THE DIP AND YOU CANT STOP ME FAGS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22171059]

yo, are we supposed to sell the rocks too? I kinda want to buy my gf a rock, anybody know anything about diamonds? I can ask my Jewish friend who does the jewery, but I want to have an idea before walking in there before he rapes my pocketbook.

[Anonymous No.22171063]

Reposting
I bought AMD at $94
Should I just cut my losses?
I honestly promised myself to stay away from the market until 2021 but I fucked up

[Anonymous No.22171065]

First for Bobogang

[anon No.22171068]

>>22171023
Market disagrees.

Tell me anon, did you buy at the top falling for the green frogs. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.22171070]

TeslAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22171071]

I bought a $135s apple call expiring next next

pls tell me I'll be ok

[Anonymous No.22171076]

Whats it looking like for another stimulus? I feel like that could be enough to turn this around

[Anonymous No.22171078]

VINDICATED BEAR

[Anonymous No.22171085]

[Anonymous No.22171086]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.22171091]

Im fucked unless I double my money this week

What do

[Anonymous No.22171097]

Just bought 32 RKT and 11 more AAPL

[Anonymous No.22171098]

Guys relax. Trump is literally not going to let the market die before elections. JPOW is on call with him right now and he's getting the coconut oil ready to lubricate the printer.

[Anonymous No.22171102]

Battery day tho am I right reddit? oh no no nononono hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.22171111]

>>22171043

>Bought some Sam Adams and a bag of Utz red hots last night
>Ate half the bag and drank 3 beers

There's a reason why I dont buy this shit every week, I'd be a ham planet if i kept this shit up

[Anonymous No.22171112]

Diamond hands nigga

[Anonymous No.22171113]

>>22171024
how is that even possible

[Anonymous No.22171114]

how can you guys expect me to hodl long term when shit like today happens?

[Anonymous No.22171126]

>>22171068

NEVER

SELLING

[Anonymous No.22171143]

>>22171021
its ok anon i don't know if my 11th calls are gonna make it anymore
but my leaps damn sure will

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22171144]

>>22171097
too soon bro, this is a double big dipper......

[Anonymous No.22171145]

>Down hundreds today within the first hour.
>Can't wait to buy more with this dip.
I'm so fucked up.

[Anonymous No.22171147]

>>22171059
Diamonds are even more overpriced than TSLA was a few days ago.
Zircon, Tanzanite, Garnet, Peridot, and Tourmaline cannot be made artificially at least last I cared to check.

[Anonymous No.22171150]

>>22171065
Aside from aapl all my stocks are green, jokes on you

[Anonymous No.22171157]

>>22171144
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.22171159]

>>22171114
Don’t watch the market so closely.

[Anonymous No.22171183]

>even a total market collapse can't keep horse under 18 anymore

[Anonymous No.22171192]

it's not gonna drop below the magic lines right bros..

[Anonymous No.22171195]

I am down 30%

I am so fucked

[Anonymous No.22171197]

>>22171111
I grew up on UTZ and I'm fuckin glad they're expanding nationally and growing their business more.

[Anonymous No.22171199]

>>22171114
Do you honestly believe it'll never, ever, ever recover over the next 10, 20 years? If that is objectively true, then money would be the last of anyone's problems and you should be investing in ammunition and canned food.

Follow John Bogle's advice about staying the course: "Don't peek!"

[Anonymous No.22171204]

>>22171097
Based

[Anonymous No.22171206]

Looks like the dip continues. Is it over bros?

[Anonymous No.22171208]

>>22170464
>>not buying whole-market and holding for 25+ years
No point for me to be in the market at that point. I'll be old at that point, probably dead cause of my health.

>>22170494
I'm trying to get rich before I hit 45. So basically I've got about 2 decades aka about 2040. But at some point I'm gonna have to throw in the towel and now feels like a good time at least temporarily.

>>22170565
Explain why.

[Anonymous No.22171228]

If i sold everything today and Monday is a holiday do I settle tuesday?

[Anonymous No.22171251]

Where's that Cleveland-Cliffs faggot shill who was bragging when it was up .4% this morning but has now probably lost 10,000? Where ya at lmao

[Anonymous No.22171261]

I should've sold my 9/4 amd 86c yesterday

[Anonymous No.22171263]

>>22171206
Yes, an asteroid the size of Canada will crash into Earth tomorrow.

[anon No.22171265]

>>22171126
Thats fine, I'll make money whilst you hold your stinky bags.

TSLA not even a sure fire thing lol. Like Jesus , die on a single share hill retard.

[Anonymous No.22171268]

Oh nononononono, bros, what do I do? My wife got repossessed and my house is gonna leave me. FUUUUUUCK.

[Anonymous No.22171270]

>>22171114
If you don't have the ability or timeframe to hold for 5-10 years, or even more, you're in the wrong game.

[Anonymous No.22171271]

>>22171228
Just break the rules, doesn't cost anything anyway. Unless you're at the last strike.

[Anonymous No.22171280]

>>22171114
Don't be a pussy
>>22171199
It'll recover in a couple days dude.

[Anonymous No.22171281]

>>22171023
Oof. Big cringe. See: >>22171037 for what you should expect

[Anonymous No.22171282]

>>22171251
I hope he makes it.

[Anonymous No.22171283]

>>22171206
It hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.22171285]

IT'S NOT REAL IF I DON'T SELL

[Anonymous No.22171286]

WHAT CHEAPIES SHOULD I BUY

MSFT
AAPL
TQQQ

[Anonymous No.22171289]

>I bought the dip
>It keeps dipping
Were beyond AAAAAHHHHHHHHH at this point
Wtf. Is Apple going bankrupt? Is Google declaring war against Nigeria?

[Anonymous No.22171290]

This it, Tesla lost 20% of it's value in 2 days and this is despite the fact that tesla is the most shorted. It's over.

[Anonymous No.22171298]

GIVE ME SOME BIG BRAIN CALLS I GOT $400 I NEED A 100X

[Anonymous No.22171304]

>>22171021
I've October, december, and March calls.

I'm gonna be ok, r-right?

[anon No.22171305]

>>22171145
Your not fucked up, your doing it right.

[Anonymous No.22171315]

>>22171286
Intel

[Anonymous No.22171324]

>>22171271
I already got my sec wrist slap for free rider lmao

[Anonymous No.22171330]

is the anon with the 500c 9/4 TSLA options gonna be okay?

[Anonymous No.22171331]

>>22171023
Digibyte literally never even went up once posts like this happened and chainlink is a israeli money laundering scam

[Anonymous No.22171334]

realistically, only a bank collapse could crash this market, and we all know this isn't happening.

...right?

[Anonymous No.22171342]

>>22171286
AAPL, only one with good news coming up

[Anonymous No.22171344]

SP500 would recapture chad status from CHADDAQ if it denied or delayed the inclusion of TSLA
A once in a generation localized pink wojack event. Other than 2017 buttcoin of course.

[Anonymous No.22171346]

>>22171286
ALL OF THOSE ARE GOOD OPTIONS BUT I WOULDN'T REBUY TQQQ UNTIL THE VOLATILITY CALMS DOWN A BIT

AT THESE VALUATIONS I LIKE CARRIER, FIRST SOLAR AND WORKHORSE

[Anonymous No.22171351]

>>22171298
sqqq

[Anonymous No.22171359]

>>22171298
GME $15 oct 16.

[Anonymous No.22171363]

NASDAQ 11480

BIZ TOLD ME 11450 IS THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.22171364]

>>22171114
ngmi
pic related 401k

[Anonymous No.22171365]

This is the floor frens!
BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY
>BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.22171374]

>>22171263
Please let in be in Africa

[Anonymous No.22171381]

>>22171342
AMD will be saved by the consoles and big navi

[Anonymous No.22171386]

>>22171063
Buy the dip, nigger

[Anonymous No.22171387]

I got 2000 $ left but there are too many options.

Halp

[Anonymous No.22171388]

>he sold TQQQ today

[Anonymous No.22171389]

>all of these robinhood zoomers are realizing what the fuck they've done
>the suicides start soon
perfection

[Anonymous No.22171390]

>>22171334
My dad works at JPM and my brother works at GS. They are selling to buy guns, bullets, rice, beans, and toilet paper

[Anonymous No.22171408]

>>22171365
>Floor keeps flooring
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22171420]

Holding tesla to $0. I don't give a fuck at this point.

[Anonymous No.22171433]

>>22171364
How old are you friendo

[anon No.22171436]

More dumps here we go, fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.22171438]

>>22171111
>ham planet
Based fellow fatpeoplehater

[Anonymous No.22171445]

>>22171390
Worst case no one is left to call in my margin.
Good.

[Anonymous No.22171453]

>>22171390
>shitroll
Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.22171454]

I haven't thrown up since 2012. I am closer than I've ever been

[Anonymous No.22171455]

TQQQ IS NOW DOWN 15% I REPEAT TQQQ IS DOWN OVER 15%

[Anonymous No.22171468]

>>22170963
Notice how "bears" never actually post positions, they just try to cope with the fact that they've been sitting on the sidelines for months flushing money down the toilet by saying "I told you so" after a slight pullback

[Anonymous No.22171469]

as soon as vix hits 40 im shorting it

[Anonymous No.22171473]

I'm officially in the red on apple and Amazon fuck. All those gains and back to 0

[Anonymous No.22171477]

>>22170963
Might buy a call for SQQQ, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.22171480]

Is RKT a good buy?
It's down 12% today and figuring it's fine to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.22171494]

I got a couple HD 297.5 calls expiring 10/2 that have been wrecked, should I wait it out or cut my losses?

[Anonymous No.22171497]

Any good options plays for 80 bucks ?

I spent the rest on a SPY spread for a month out to reap this dip.

[Anonymous No.22171500]

Where are the crying roasties you guys promised me? They don't even check their stocks daily, do they?

[Anonymous No.22171501]

[Anonymous No.22171502]

>>22171468
>slight pullback
imagine believing this

[Anonymous No.22171505]

[Anonymous No.22171507]

>>22171433
33. That's wife's account. Mine is similar but I've moved jobs so my accounts are all over the place.

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22171511]

If today hurt you then you shouldnt be trading

[Anonymous No.22171518]

It's accellerating. I'm abandoning ship and buying GOLD.

[Anonymous No.22171527]

>>22171390
Great larp
T. Option trader as a market maker
Made 50k today

[Anonymous No.22171530]

>>22171454
Post portfolio

[Anonymous No.22171532]

>>22171494
Can they expire ITM ? If yes, sell. If no, let them expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.22171536]

We are crashing into oblivion

[Anonymous No.22171537]

>>22171502
>4.8%

[Anonymous No.22171540]

>>22171387
Aapl $150 oct calls

[Anonymous No.22171541]

>it keeps dumping
>down $400

I'm getting bogged so hard right now

[Anonymous No.22171565]

>>22171494
I'd hold. Tech is fucked but HD will be needed to build bomb shelters and board over windows during the looting.

[Anonymous No.22171566]

>>22171511
today hurt my portfolio but not my feelings

[Anonymous No.22171567]

>>22171114
Are you stupid, dumb or both? It will correct and continue going up, unironically, over the long run. Most of the shit talking that occurs between bulls vs. bears is simply banter (except when retards buy the top/ATHs like they have been with Tesla, Apple, and other stocks that have gone parabolic... in which case the disrespect is completely intended).

TL;DR: Buy the dip and stay the course. You should be in this until you're old as shit and ready to retire and blow your gains on cocaine, cialis, and hookers.

[Anonymous No.22171568]

>>22170963
what's the big deal? this already happened and it turned out fine

[Anonymous No.22171573]

NOT THE STOKARINOS!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22171580]

I'm down 12% on TQQQ and FNGU as of today (probably will go even lower). How long am I going to have to hold these bags? I know they'll probably continue up in the long run a la >>22171364 but holy shit losing like $700 of profit in a day fucking blows

[Anonymous No.22171582]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

[Anonymous No.22171600]

>>22171530
I have 25k in QQQ

[Anonymous No.22171601]

my poor tqqq

[Anonymous No.22171603]

>>22171468
lmao seething

[Anonymous No.22171606]

Don’t worry boys. Just bought a spy put. We’re back to ATH today or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.22171608]

>They think it's over?

[Anonymous No.22171613]

>>22171568
>ID
Fk u 2

[Anonymous No.22171614]

>>22171527
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22171617]

>>22171540
>his calls are only 1 month long

Insane

[Anonymous No.22171618]

Is it realistic to emigrate to a country like cambodia or vietnam with 5000$ in my pocket and become a monk or something

Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.22171621]

Don't care about today or Friday but what do we see for Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.22171622]

>>22171511
Yup, so true anon. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen

[Anonymous No.22171626]

>>22171580
>>22171541
That's like one day of income ... or 3 days if you work at shit job like me, who cares?

[Anonymous No.22171629]

Which dips do I buy anons?

[Anonymous No.22171632]

Any good option plays for 80 bucks ?

TSLA and SPY arent an option, as i have to buy so far OTM.

[Anonymous No.22171636]

>>22171374
An asteroid the size of Canada would ripple around the globe no matter where it landed. Existing tectonic plates would be completely wiped out and jumbled/crushed into thousands of tinier, more perpetually restless ones. Massive tsunamis would flood across the majority of lands of every continent. Only a few people lucky enough not to die in landslides or avalanches in the highest mountains of the world would survive... for a few days, because the amount of dust that would be kicked up into the atmosphere would blot out the sun for centuries, making it impossible to grow crops. If an asteroid like that hit, you would want it to land on top of your head so you wouldn't have to endure the wintery famine that will linger over the planet for decades.

[Anonymous No.22171643]

[Anonymous No.22171649]

It's fucking over

[anon No.22171650]

>>22171580
Wait till its March repeats. As long as your not holding TSLA in those bags it shouldn't get too heavy. All the other stocks in FNGU and QQQ are decent. Tesla isn't a proven stock, people speculating = massive risk.

[Anonymous No.22171656]

BUY SOME HECKIN' CHEAPERINOS LONGBOIS

[Anonymous No.22171658]

>>22171614
>4chan is dumb
>on 4chan

[Anonymous No.22171660]

I am daytime drunk as fuck.
todays dip now feels sureal

[Anonymous No.22171661]

I know it'll be back up in a week or so, but it hurts seeing so much red now

[Anonymous No.22171667]

>>22171629
FSLR, WKHS, AAPL, CARR, NET, MSFT

[Anonymous No.22171670]

>>22171438

Im 5'7 and was 220lbs at one point

I'm 155 now. Being fat the worst thing you can do to yourself mentally and physically. Fat people need to be shamed, just how it is.

[Anonymous No.22171674]

>>22171582
OFFICIAL TEMPORARY BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.22171681]

>>22171614
>Master's in accounting
No one takes accountants serious when it comes to anything other than checking balances anon
I don't care about the statements of companies other than it might widen the spread of the shit I'm trading.
You think I don't make money when shit is going down like crazy? That's when we made the most money.

[Anonymous No.22171684]

>>22171507
extremely jealous. im almost 33, kvfag and have like $30k saved up. total.

[Anonymous No.22171686]

>>22171632
Two shares in LUV or 40 in WTI.

[Anonymous No.22171687]

>>22171629
AMD, looks to be forming a double bottom on the 15m

[Anonymous No.22171695]

>>22171608
yes, I understand sir, initiating crab-17

[Anonymous No.22171703]

This isn’t even a big deal. You fags get worked up over nothing.

[Anonymous No.22171705]

Okay we busted through what I thought was the floor

I'm now buying some inverse funds to hedge against continued collapse

[Anonymous No.22171707]

M A G E L L A N
M I D S T R E A M
P A R T N E R S
11% D I V I D E N D
ZERO long term debt
One of the strongest balance sheets of any company
In a sector that has been overlooked due to the ridiculous tech hype.
FUCKING buy it anons I want you to make money with me. Hold it, sit back and relax as your guaranteed gains stacc up

[Anonymous No.22171715]

>>22171614
Says the genius who is shilling prepper shit. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.22171719]

>>22171608
>Yeah, they're assuming it'll go back up now. Let's plunge it another.. 20%?

[Anonymous No.22171720]

>Moving half of TQQQ into SQQQ is keeping me stable

Whew lad...this is scary.

[Anonymous No.22171727]

>>22171195
7% here
It just keeps dumping.

I never lost this much money in a single day. Absolute bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.22171728]

>today

[Anonymous No.22171746]

>>22171023
Getting assraped for the moment. But the green shall come. It always does and it does so spectacularly. I just wished i had the time to day trade that shit.

[Anonymous No.22171748]

>>22171719
where tf are all the bonkers

[Anonymous No.22171751]

>>22171617
I've done 2-week options before

[Anonymous No.22171757]

>>22171695
doing the needful Sir

[Anonymous No.22171760]

>>22171719
Just 20? Rat king. You're my favorite poster here, don't get me wrong, but I expect at least another 30. Don't let me down

[Anonymous No.22171768]

>>22171719
>Plunge protection team?
>Liquidate them

[Anonymous No.22171769]

>>22171614
it's an old pasta, sir, but it checks out

[Anonymous No.22171774]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22171776]

>>22171511
I mean i'm up 250% on my vxx calls, and feel nothing. Absolutely nothing. No rush or thrills, just nothing.... It's sad, it's not positive or negative. I fucking hate what I have become.

[Anonymous No.22171780]

WAKE UP WAKE UP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WAKE UP!

[Anonymous No.22171782]

>>22171502
>>22171603
I'm still up over 100% in the past month lmao. Cope harder you fucking niggers.

[Anonymous No.22171789]

>>22171660
you lose money and you're on the side that lost, get fucked retard

[Anonymous No.22171794]

>>22171670
Fuck, congrats on getting back to human size. I hope the damage on your skin etc wasnt too bad. Ive never been fat and never will. 6'1 180 chad for life

[Anonymous No.22171809]

>>22171304
Someone hold me.

[Anonymous No.22171814]

AAPL and TSLA... should have sold monday and buy back today.

[Anonymous No.22171816]

*BECAUSE IM FREE, FREE FALLIN’*

[Anonymous No.22171820]

I bought at ehat I thought was the bottom but now it's back to that bottom again fucking shit it was just like a littel v

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22171823]

>>22171751
My buddy is texting me complaining about how he wiped his account today because he had 1 week calls

He just wouldnt listen and im angry at him for doing this to himself

[Anonymous No.22171824]

AAAAAAAAAAA I TRIED TO CATCH A FALLING KNIFE

[Anonymous No.22171825]

>>22171748
I'm rooting for the rat today. I need a crash.

[Anonymous No.22171827]

>bought appLEL at 132
>just going to hold and sell covered calls

[Anonymous No.22171830]

>>22171670
I'm 220 and I will break you in half you twiggy faggot

[Anonymous No.22171838]

>finally started investing Monday
>Market decided to start crashing Tuesday

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.22171841]

>>22171780
Jerome's dead, Jimmy boy. This is the end.

[Anonymous No.22171845]

Finally the bears are back

[Anonymous No.22171848]

>>22171776
You sound like an absolute millennial faggot

[Anonymous No.22171851]

>stocks take the stairs up and the elevator down

whooo boy they weren't kidding, huh?

[Anonymous No.22171853]

>>22171670
good job bro that's a hell of a job

[Anonymous No.22171852]

My TQQQ losses equal my SQQQ gains.
That's good right?

[Anonymous No.22171858]

Should I sell my SPY 9/11 360 calls?

[Anonymous No.22171861]

People are afraid just like the last time we had a -7% drop.... Just fucking buy the dip or look away from the screen...

[Anonymous No.22171865]

>not just buying a delta-neutral gamma-long position in the market
Literally free money

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22171868]

>>22171776
Good Baggie. Good. You're improving.

[Anonymous No.22171871]

>>22171684
29 here with only 38k. Im scared too buddy, I'm real scared too

[Anonymous No.22171873]

people are selling to buy burgers for a labor day bbq, happens every year

[Anonymous No.22171874]

>>22171824
Same.

[Anonymous No.22171882]

>>22171851
They took a catapult up and are now in freefall

[Anonymous No.22171887]

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[Anonymous No.22171894]

>>22171816

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22171903]

>>22171853
>putting down the fucking fork is hard

Lol

[Anonymous No.22171905]

This is nothing compared to March. Come on guys. It's just a strong correction, not a real crash.

[Anonymous No.22171907]

>>22171887
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.22171909]

I bought puts I'm going back up boys

[Anonymous No.22171915]

okay, give to me straight is TSLA a kill?

[Anonymous No.22171912]

>>22171823
Yea, you gotta have a catalyst in mind, and if it doesnt pan out sell immediately for a loss, or else you will likely lose 100%. Ive missed a few, and usually lose 30-50%. But the ones that hit have gone up 100-800%. It's a dangerous game

[Anonymous No.22171917]

>>22171622
"If you can't take the heat, take your face off the stove"

[anon No.22171922]

>>22171861
They can't handle it anon, too many retards.

I love dips fuck, I'm fucking PUMPED

[Anonymous No.22171921]

>>22171887

[Anonymous No.22171925]

>>22171858
Is this the Tendie Scientist

[Anonymous No.22171927]

When the fuck is qqq gonna bottom out? Tealeaf anons assemble

[Anonymous No.22171929]

>TQQQ is down to 145 holy shit

[Anonymous No.22171930]

It's an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.22171938]

just bought more AAPL

fuck it ill hold for years if i have to

[Anonymous No.22171942]

>>22171768
>>22171757
>>22171719
>>22171695
This is your wake-up call, pal. Go cum and buy before we pump.

[Anonymous No.22171947]

>>22171861
>every dip is the same

[Anonymous No.22171950]

>>22171887
plot twist: its just him rage selling because Airbnb told him to fuck himself

[Anonymous No.22171952]

>>22171887
Airbnb told him to fuck with his spaq, lel

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22171954]

>>22171848
only God can judge me

[Anonymous No.22171957]

>>22171887
Isn't that the guys who thought he could bankrupt herbalife?

[Anonymous No.22171961]

>>22171830
Lol you would have to catch him first, badlandschugs

[Anonymous No.22171963]

>>22171925
Yes.

[Anonymous No.22171983]

>>22171927
260 probably then a week of crab then 230

[Anonymous No.22171987]

Should I actually open short SQQQ EOD or no?

[Anonymous No.22171988]

>>22171907
Things might be March bad, unironically. Remember that equities HAVE been overinflated in price for most of the past decade.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22171990]

>>22171947
everything is the same, market goes up market goes down, everything is the fucking same

[Anonymous No.22171995]

>>22171938
Thats what i said when I was up 11% on Monday. Sold for a 3% gain today because im a pussy and a faggot. Stocks prob aren't for me

[Anonymous No.22171996]

>>22171905
This is like one day in March, March was fun because it was a bunch of these days in a row with circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.22172007]

I saw all you guys panicking about futures so I bought sqqq at open and it's offsetting my losses and actually a green day right now. Fuck I love you /biz

[Anonymous No.22172010]

>>22171947
>Every dip is different

[Anonymous No.22172016]

TAKE IT DOWN, BOBOS

[Anonymous No.22172018]

>>22171957
He'll have the last laugh. Remember that the market can stay irrational far longer than one can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.22172019]

>>22171987
No. Just hold cash. Wait for the bull to come back.

[Anonymous No.22172024]

>>22171903
shut your mouth dumbcum

[Anonymous No.22172035]

>>22171887
HELL IS COMING

[Anonymous No.22172042]

>>22171990

[Anonymous No.22172045]

where my SOXL chads at

[Anonymous No.22172046]

>>22172016

[Anonymous No.22172050]

fuck i am going to have eat 1.5k on put spreads that expire tomorrow. God damn it i was prepared for a drop just not +4% drop.

[Anonymous No.22172062]

RAT FUCKER WHERE ARE YOU YOU TOOK DOWN MY BROKERAGE MERRIL EDGE HAS BEEN DOWN SINCE 10AM FOR ME I WANT TO BUY THESE DIPS YOU RATTY FUCK TELL BOG TO GIVE ME MY BROKER BACK

[Anonymous No.22172065]

>>22171905
The good times. I just want the good times to be back. A guy can dream.

[Anonymous No.22172070]

Avg price for my apple is 112 per @ 88 shares. So I'm still in the green.

[Anonymous No.22172073]

so what exactly is the reason everything went to the shitter today

[Anonymous No.22172075]

I'm holding at least for a couple of years. I'll be okay right

[Anonymous No.22172080]

>>22171887
Anyone care to keep the thread updated on his talk ?

[Anonymous No.22172085]

so do I buy now or wait for an even bigger crash?

[Anonymous No.22172088]

>>22171905
>Only writing options
>Down 7% last time I was dumb enough to check
Now this is pod dumping
>>22171938
>just bought more AAPL
>fuck it ill hold for years if i have to
Same. What are people gonna do? Stop buying status symbol phones and start paying in cash again instead of MasterCard? Toss out the Windows and install Linux or play marbles?

Only way is up.

[Anonymous No.22172089]

>>22172073
too many retards were making easy money

[Anonymous No.22172096]

>>22172062
the second i post this it comes back. bog is watching everyone

[Anonymous No.22172098]

>>22171988
>>22171907
Ackman is notorious for calling the exact bottom with doomsaying on TV, consider this a buy signal

Remember HELL IS COMING?

[Anonymous No.22172107]

>>22172073
the prophecy

[Anonymous No.22172108]

>>22172073
please go back to twitter before i kill you

[Anonymous No.22172112]

>>22172073
Trump tweeted how good the economy was doing and we can’t have the people thinking republicans are good

[Anonymous No.22172117]

>>22172042
Tsla is bitcoin

Everything else is shitcoin

At least techwise.

[Anonymous No.22172120]

>>22172080
Basically said that hes worried about a biden administration.

[anon No.22172121]

>>22172073
Insiders fucking the normies.

[Anonymous No.22172122]

>>22172019
Alright thanks.

[Anonymous No.22172126]

>Lily Singh on Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.22172134]

COME ON BOBO 1000 POINTS WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.22172138]

>>22172045
I bought the dip today for the first time, haven't touched SOXL before, what am I in for

I only bought it because I couldn't afford one (1) nvidia

[Anonymous No.22172139]

>>22172073
TLSA went down and everything followed.

[Anonymous No.22172141]

IF YOU THINK TODAY IS BAD, WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE PLANNED FOR TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.22172165]

>>22172098
BUY EVERY DIP
DON'T HIDE, JUST BUY

[Anonymous No.22172167]

Probably going to get fucked tomorrow, but I bought out the ass today. Bought more Tesla (30sh), bought and sold Citi puts for a profit of $890, bought biogen calls.

Now got 23k in margin. I bought the dip!

[Anonymous No.22172168]

This is NOTHING guys. You guys have been spoiled by like 3 fucking months of continual green, you're bitching about a proper 5% correction in the OBVIOUSLY overbought NASDAQ. Did you really think a 50% surge on Zoom was normal market economics? Really? Did you think Microsoft going up 5% off of a TikTok acquisition RUMOR was normal?

Get real.

I have no doubt that NASDAQ won't drop below 11300 or so based on technicals, but you guys have been asking for "the dip" and well, here it is. If you're too scared to buy into a "falling knife" and want to just "time the absolute bottom" then I have news for you. You failed to time the absolute top yesterday so you could sell it and buy the absolute bottom of the "dip" today.

If you're a tech bull like the rest of the market, just buy the fucking dip today, long dated. If you're a bear and believe the correction can last through Labor Day, get some puts or go in on SQQQ/UVXY.

Just do it. You guys wanted March level sales. This was an average day in March. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.22172170]

>>22172139
I told you robinhood kids would dump everything the second Tesla drops, starting with tech

[Anonymous No.22172171]

>>22172126
send link

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22172172]

alright faggots we got 2 hours of climb, if you're going to day trade now is our opportunity to buy

[Anonymous No.22172173]

>>22172141
Day isn't even over yet and you're doubling down already

[Anonymous No.22172176]

This selloff makes no sense. Tesla and Apple I can understand, but Amazon is literally Boomers just doing Boomer things. They had so many good news in the last month and it just fucking dropped because why not.

[Anonymous No.22172177]

>>22171907
He's gonna poop-and-scoop.

[Anonymous No.22172178]

buy the dip faggot

[Anonymous No.22172180]

Is it dumb to noet sell anything now?

[Anonymous No.22172181]

>>22172073
Perfect storm of overheated market and those faggots who use every us holiday as excuse to sell out and “enjoy my weekend brah, got muh brats and beers haha can’t be worrying about no stocks”

[Anonymous No.22172184]

>>22172141
WE'LL BUY THAT DIP TOO FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.22172187]

>>22172045
>-17.8%
STOP

[Anonymous No.22172188]

>>22171861
im long but i wouldnt buy back in just yet

[Anonymous No.22172202]

>>22172073
Better yet, you tell me why it shouldn't?

[Anonymous No.22172207]

Bought 5 contracts of SQQQ call at $23 by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22172208]

>>22171983
Youre fucking retard. Kys

[Anonymous No.22172224]

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

[Anonymous No.22172226]

>first green candle i've seen on nasdaq futures in awhile (1hr)
i swear if it turns red

[Anonymous No.22172228]

>>22172180
Why the fuck would you sell on a dip?

[Anonymous No.22172237]

what some good dip to buy with $100

[Anonymous No.22172247]

>>22172073
It was pumping non stop for a month, correction was overdue.

[Anonymous No.22172250]

ACKMAN IS HELPING LOL

LINE GO UP

[Anonymous No.22172251]

Didnt you guys said this would happen pre election time?

[Anonymous No.22172252]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK CHINA

[Anonymous No.22172253]

>>22172073
>What likely happened yesterday was that Tesla shares fell just enough to push the delta low enough on a lot of the outstanding call options so that market makers began unwinding a lot of Tesla shares. This caused a sharp sell-off in Tesla shares. The subsequent rebound could have happened because a lot of retail investors bought large quantities of call options forcing market makers to buy the underlying to hedge their options book. These options dynamics are causing massive intraday volatility in certain stocks, so we recommend traders and investors to prepare for large sudden intraday moves.

[Anonymous No.22172255]

rug pull XD

[Anonymous No.22172265]

>>22172073
Algos sperging out. Some banks probably had a few calls that were going too well for the buyer.

Or Chicago gets nuked tomorrow.
>>22172168
Too much writing for seven simple words
"Buy the fucking dip, you fucking faggot."

[Anonymous No.22172273]

>>22172168
Based and Tony Dwyer pilled, I sold my RTX (which was inexplicably green) to grab discounted AAPL, FSLR, WKHS, CARR, and NET. Can you IMAGINE people are selling NET for $36 right now? It's free money.

[Anonymous No.22172284]

>he bought?

[Anonymous No.22172287]

>>22171963
Hello its Toy keep the calls

[Anonymous No.22172291]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22172295]

[Anonymous No.22172298]

>>22172252
china can only copy
they can't into high tech or advanced metallurgy

[Anonymous No.22172319]

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[Anonymous No.22172323]

>>22172273
I just did the same thing yesterday, sold my RTX for cash for dips. minus the NET though

[Anonymous No.22172324]

>>22171705
Kinda late for that m8, you'll be catching a falling knife tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22172326]

[Anonymous No.22172328]

Just have a warm glass of milk and honey, listen to some guided meditation and have a nice sleep, frens. It will all be ok.

[Anonymous No.22172329]

>>22172171
Literally just the Bloomberg livestream on YouTube

[Anonymous No.22172330]

>>22172141

[Anonymous No.22172332]

>>22172252
It will just get bailed-out like everything else

[Anonymous No.22172333]

Qqq double bottom is in boys. Were closing green

[Anonymous No.22172334]

>Buy UVXY calls
>they immediately tank

i should just kill myself

[Anonymous No.22172339]

>>22172073
Looking at the map it looks like people started pulling out of FAGMAN, which has a disproportionate weight against most other market forces due to marketcaps weighting applied on the S&P and their dominance on NDX.

Convalescent plasma was knocked.

Eviction moratoriums extended to Dec. (and will likely be extended beyond - can't kick people out in the middle of winter). Remarkably bearish on several fronts. One being the acknowlegment of how bad shit in the real economy is, and two the cashflow seizure that it's going to cause, with zero input on meaningful reimbursement from the Gov.

No stimulus. M2 Velocity dropoff.

[Anonymous No.22172341]

>>22172180
kek why would you sell, this is the best part

[Anonymous No.22172347]

Imagine going all into tech.

[Anonymous No.22172351]

Did you sell the dip, anon?

[Anonymous No.22172354]

>>22172265
>Chicago gets nuked tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.22172359]

>>22172323
Any reason why not NET?

[Anonymous No.22172368]

>>22172252
it will just get bailed-out or bought out by another manufacturer

[Anonymous No.22172371]

>>22172237

I myself prefer french onion

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22172379]

Fed announcing more fun stuff in September.

[Anonymous No.22172384]

>>22171684
Wth is kv?

[Anonymous No.22172409]

This is just the beginning

[Anonymous No.22172413]

>>22171957

herbalife is a scam tho

[Anonymous No.22172425]

>tfw nothing but 200 AAPL and 25k cash in my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22172435]

>>22171600
not anymore lol

[Anonymous No.22172472]

>>22172177
He's short this time. He's gonna poop poop. Nigga got theory of mind down. He zig zagged, now he's gonna zig zig. Classic poker rules.

[Anonymous No.22172504]

>>22172228
>>22172341
Well true, why do other tho? And how high is the chance that it will become 0 or not reach the price it was before?

[Anonymous No.22172526]

I picked up a couple stocks this morning right before it all went to shit. I feel double retarded. Don't buy right after open, learned a lesson I guess.

[Anonymous No.22172566]

>>22172504
Depends what you're holding. If you bought meme 3x ETFs or retarded small-caps with no sales then you fucking deserve it.

[Anonymous No.22172582]

>>22172472
>Ackman says he has not sold a share of Hilton
well then

[Anonymous No.22172596]

>>22172168
Great post.

[Anonymous No.22172646]

comfy bear market soon boyos

[Anonymous No.22172718]

>>22172566
AMD TSLA and MSFT are fucking me

[Anonymous No.22172779]

>>22172718
nigger just hold it lol are you an idiot

[Anonymous No.22172922]

>>22172224
Its barely moved. This is normal expected action for NAK. I expected .70s today, still kind of do. Maybe tomorrow. EOY still going to be a $35 buyout

[Anonymous No.22172933]

I could 100% the fed money, if they’d print it and overnight loan me. Then pay them back.

[Anonymous No.22172959]

>>22172718
And AMD, TSLA and MSFT will probably be +100% in a year.

[Anonymous No.22172967]

>>22172779
Okay thanks for the advice

[Anonymous No.22173003]

>>22172922
And how do you know that?

[Anonymous No.22173041]

hmm fngu goes down the same as tqqq on bad days, but goes up twice as much on good days

[Anonymous No.22173042]

im a neet that just got 14k from corona related shit. is it a good time to yolo it all in a stock while shit has 'dipped', if so, what should I buy ?

[Anonymous No.22173140]

>>22173042
Buy MSFT, AMD, AAPL and TSM.