/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22160802]

Early morning comfy edition

[Anonymous No.22160818]

is it time for doom already? Happening so often now

[Anonymous No.22160830]

>>22160802
Where are the links u idiot

[Anonymous No.22160833]

second for femdom

[Anonymous No.22160835]

>>22160802
What a fucking lazy OP

[Anonymous No.22160839]

>VIX up
>dollar up
>greed up

[Anonymous No.22160844]

When is it time to buy some UVXY and FNGD? Are they too volatile to touch unless you're day trading? Should I just keep holding FNGU and TQQQ long term? The pullbacks are really painful but I'm guessing that's the price to pay for long term gains

[Anonymous No.22160849]

Reminder never to trade at open

[Anonymous No.22160852]

To the good days

[Anonymous No.22160858]

These thread OPs being so low effort is a signal that this is the top

[Anonymous No.22160860]

Brit anon here

I sold every bit of green stock i had like TSLA AAPLE NVDA AMZN GOOGL etc which i held for over a month so didn't care about this dip

But now i just dumped 1k into the FTSE 100 if it goes down I won't really feel that bad I guess but is there any potential for a green line to go up? In the near future?

[Anonymous No.22160870]

OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS IT I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT SELL FUCKING FIRE SELL EVERYTHING AT OPEN OH FUCK OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.22160891]

Help me understand. If I buy a end of September apple 140$ call. The most it could cost me is 435$ or the premium. If the stock doesn't go the direction I want. I hold the option till expire for a max loss of 435$. Or sell it before. Fuck why can't I wrap my head around this

[Anonymous No.22160893]

>>22160830

[Anonymous No.22160895]

>>22160852
things were simpler back then

[Anonymous No.22160896]

Tesla lol

[Anonymous No.22160898]

Teslabros, it's time to form a suicide pact

[Anonymous No.22160903]

Get on that RKT dip. beat estimates with a strong Q3 outlook. traders are going to go ham on this 10% dip today

[Anonymous No.22160916]

>415 premarket

[Anonymous No.22160918]

>>22160898
Just hold bro

[Anonymous No.22160919]

>>22160830
>>22160835
>>22160858
>people read the links
c'mon. I'd spend more time tracking down the OP links if it didn't mean higher potential of the threads splitting because everyone always waits until the last thread gets way past the bump limit and then like 4 get made within 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.22160921]

>NASDAQ futures down just over 1%
>/smg/ dooming already

It's fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.22160933]

The thot indicator doesn't lie /biz/

[Anonymous No.22160935]

>>22160898
>>22160896
If it hits 400 I'm gonna start buying in. Maybe I'll get lucky and TSLA bottom will line up with GME top for me.

[Anonymous No.22160940]

why are you retards acting like a 1% dip is the end of the world

[Anonymous No.22160943]

>>22160839

[Anonymous No.22160945]

>>22160940
it's fun

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22160951]

Imagine if your calls were Jan 15 calls like mine

A baby dip wouldnt hurt your emotions

[Anonymous No.22160953]

>>22160921
It’s just Tesla crashing tbqh

[Anonymous No.22160955]

>>22160919
It is still gay
You are still gay for breaking tradition
You're ancestors are NOT smiling upon you rn baka

[Anonymous No.22160956]

Come on circuit breaker, do your thing.

[Anonymous No.22160965]

>>22160921
Kinda this, powell won't let the market slip with the money printer

If you're scared just put your life savings in TQQQ

>>22160918
Unironically good advice, tsla probably 480 eoy

[Anonymous No.22160967]

>>22160921
idk I'm making tea at 4:50am which is usually bullish for VIX and bearish for stocks

[Anonymous No.22160972]

>>22160933
Those are twitch streamers with loads of money anyways

https://youtu.be/MA_o2Vw_2d8

[Anonymous No.22160981]

>>22160940
There hasn't been a red day since they started trading.

[Anonymous No.22160980]

>>22160940
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.22160982]

>>22160940
Bc I'm suffering a 20% dip in TSLA AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22160984]

>Local man sell the bottom, kills self

[Anonymous No.22160985]

>>22160903
where is it heading? Im holding 250 rn... looking into doubling my stake today

[Anonymous No.22160992]

look at this photograph. every time i do it makes me laugh.

set a stop limit order to enter short a couple of cents below 405. notice how close it is to that point in the premarket, consolidating nicely. yeah. TSLA is probably fucked.

[Anonymous No.22160994]

>>22160933
jesus fuck, i really need to sell my bags

[Anonymous No.22160997]

need nvda to skyrocket so i make enough money to pay strong scandinavian girls to beat me to death

[Anonymous No.22161003]

October.

[Anonymous No.22161005]

>>22160896
The only lol is the retards who fomod in just this week. Us chad long term Tesla bulls are lmao at your life.

[Anonymous No.22161017]

We need to address stress management in the /smg/ OP

>dominatrix
>drugs
>fapping
>pink wojaks
>holes in the wall

What do you guys do?

[Anonymous No.22161023]

>>22160919
make a second post with all of the links after the OP then at least, retard

[Anonymous No.22161027]

>>22161017
smoke lots of weed and fly long bush trips in MSFS 2020

[Anonymous No.22161029]

>rkt
F

[Anonymous No.22161045]

>>22161017
Close stonks and don't think about it.

[Anonymous No.22161047]

>>22160967
I made tea as well, black tea. VIX is slowly gaining power.

[Anonymous No.22161050]

>>22161017
weed and tea

also, commendable taste in disaster waifus

[Anonymous No.22161065]

https://beta.sam.gov/opp/441e425e12b94fd7b41ac2efa5ae0fdc/view?keywords=USPS&sort=-modifiedDate&index=&is_active=true&page=2

>Updated Date Offers Due: Sep 21, 2020 05:00 pm EDT
>Amendment 2) Changed the date for the supplier pre-proposal conference from Wednesday, September 2, 2020 to Wednesday, September 9, 2020

HORSEBROS

[Anonymous No.22161069]

>>22160896

[Anonymous No.22161072]

should i get level 2 if i only buy and hold
i'm thinking no

[Anonymous No.22161077]

What’s Apple finishing at today?

[Anonymous No.22161078]

>>22161017
Tear it up at the gym. About to start my second cycle of test.

[Anonymous No.22161089]

>>22161017
i furiously masturbate for up to 5 hours a night, and play video games or watch video game streamers for 16 hours a day, and then try to learn to draw

[Anonymous No.22161094]

>>22161017
playing skyrim with coom mods and just edging all day

[Anonymous No.22161095]

>>22160933
For real. It might not be today or this month, but no later than October. This means Biden gets elected and we will suffer in a long bear market.

[Anonymous No.22161101]

>>22161072
level 2 quotes are free though lol

[Anonymous No.22161105]

>>22161065
>same day as GME earnings
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.22161108]

Are industrial stocks a meme at this point? I was looking at CAT and UNP but I don’t want to over-boomerfy my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22161112]

>>22161089
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.22161115]

>>22160802
For comfy monthly dividends you can’t beat HIX and ARR

[Anonymous No.22161120]

Have 10/23 calls so this little dip shouldn't hurt to badly. Will be monitoring the jobs data though may make sense to buy a few options on the VIX for late october early november today to hedge this madness

[Anonymous No.22161121]

>>22161047
Wasa wasa wasa wasa wasaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.22161125]

>>22160933
for reference here's the chart for TSLA and AAPL starting on Sept 1st to now.

[Anonymous No.22161130]

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT GREEN LINE ONLY GO UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22161136]

>>22160985
beyond $40 near future I believe. Q3 is going to be nuts.

[Anonymous No.22161141]

>>22160802
OP is an idiot, someone else make the threads next time. I had to go search two threads back for this

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://stocktwits.com

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

[Anonymous No.22161147]

>>22161112
low test and never gonna make it pilled

[Anonymous No.22161150]

>>22161065
actually reading the request that's not really something horse is in the running for

[Anonymous No.22161162]

>>22160802
Is it so fucking hard to copy the previous thread?

[Anonymous No.22161166]

>>22161141
Thank you fren

[Anonymous No.22161180]

>>22161147
>attracted to masculine features
Absolutely degenerate and homosexual

[Anonymous No.22161185]

Also there's a hop today!

[Anonymous No.22161188]

>>22160860
>FTSE 100
It's trash, that was a very poor choice. FTSE 250 is a little better but honestly just put your money in SP 500 it you want an index, it far outperforms FTSE. UK stocks are shite and almost none are worth investing in over US ones, only decent prospects imo is if there's startup growth or no deal WTO trade boom somehow from January
t. britbong

[Anonymous No.22161197]

>>22160997
i'll beat you to death for free, anon.

[Anonymous No.22161200]

>>22160919
i bet you weren't here for /rhg/ either

[Anonymous No.22161202]

what kind of coffee we drinking lads?

I've got beans from a local roaster, black, out of my french press

[Anonymous No.22161208]

>>22161147
Thicc

[Anonymous No.22161223]

>>22161141
I didn't make the last thread so lick my ween

>>22161147
Those girls have higher test than most men and are going to completely deflate in the most unflattering way by the time they're 40

[Anonymous No.22161224]

>>22161180
>he wants a dainty little asian stickbug wife so he can have a chinlet school shooter son or pornstar daughter
elliot roger pilled

[Anonymous No.22161225]

>wake up
>everything is crashing premarket
>cant even sell

Very comfy....

[Anonymous No.22161228]

>>22161202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcVXHqNTI

[Anonymous No.22161229]

Hope you bought the dip!

[Anonymous No.22161231]

Quick, should I buy SQQQ 9/4 calls at open

[Anonymous No.22161234]

>Nasdaq futures down
W-W-WHY?

[Anonymous No.22161240]

>>22161202
Earl gray with milk and sugar

A fuck ton of milk

I made tea with just boiled milk and no water once

[Anonymous No.22161247]

how do i tell when forced sales from margin calls happen?

[Anonymous No.22161256]

>Premarket
So it begins, the great bogging of our time.

[Anonymous No.22161259]

>>22161224
No, I don't like girls that pin test sorry. That girl is hot. The other one is a man.

[Anonymous No.22161262]

>>22161229
Can’t, FOMO’d into RKT at 32 yesterday.

[Anonymous No.22161269]

>>22161234
because I sold all my QQQ to buy GME yesterday

[Anonymous No.22161271]

>>22161050
Floodchan hnngggg

[Anonymous No.22161274]

>>22161136
Thanks fren. I'll buy the dip, I was going in to GME or more RKT either way today

[Anonymous No.22161279]

>>22161231
you should've bought them yesterday
but yes

[Anonymous No.22161286]

>>22160940
because some of us degenerates buy calls that expire in 2 days and a single day down ruins us financially unironically

[Anonymous No.22161289]

>east coast anons are waking up and need caught up on the night's habbenings
we're all buying Gamestop, NASDAQ is crashing, Tesla is crashing, Apple is correcting, and we spent the night reminiscing about ye olde March

[Anonymous No.22161293]

high volume when the line goes down

[Anonymous No.22161295]

It’s sad that only so many of you will still be chatting with us after it all but I think about it like stonks, only invest/trade good companies.

[Anonymous No.22161298]

>>22160940
It's a meme you dip.

[Anonymous No.22161306]

do you still get in trouble for posting fat asses in nu/biz/???

[Anonymous No.22161314]

>>22160981

kek

[Anonymous No.22161318]

boo red day

[Anonymous No.22161323]

>>22161306
No, but only man ass is allowed by the faggot jannies

[Anonymous No.22161327]

>>22161228
how has no one ever used this reaction pic before?

[Anonymous No.22161328]

>>22161289
i thought AAPL is supposed to hit $150

[Anonymous No.22161336]

>>22161286
that's dumb don't do that, you're just throwing money at theta

[Anonymous No.22161345]

>>22161279
What do you recommend? $21 is only .19 at open, probably going to gap up

[Anonymous No.22161348]

>>22161306
the absolute state of low testosterone posts

[Anonymous No.22161359]

>>22161328
it will eventually
but not today

[Anonymous No.22161362]

>>22161318
>>22161295
>>22161293
Am I wrong or doesn't a decent dip in premarket usually mean a green day? Just like how a massive spike up in premarket usually ends up as a red day, because people wake up and see potential profits or an opportunity to buy lower

[Anonymous No.22161366]

>>22160802
Are resistance and support levels a meme? Should I bother trying to learn how to predict candle charts?

[Anonymous No.22161367]

>>22161327
I threw this on for a smidgen yesterday actually, strange coincidence

[Anonymous No.22161379]

reminder that /smg/ is a femdom thread

[Anonymous No.22161383]

>>22161150
How are they not in the running? While it's not specifically the mail-truck-deployed carrier drones, WKHS is still capable of producing drones to serve other purposes. And considering this is an Indefinite Delivery Indefinite Quantity order, they'd probably want to throw a hat in the ring, right?

[Anonymous No.22161387]

>>22161345
i've got 100 debit spreads at $20.50-$21

[Anonymous No.22161394]

>>22161362
Red line only go down now

[Anonymous No.22161406]

>>22161362

SPY today

[Anonymous No.22161409]

Is 25 too high of an entry point for SLV? Should I wait?

[Anonymous No.22161410]

>>22161366
you use them for breakouts, but you have to understand the difference between a good breakout and what will likely be a fakeout breakout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE

[Anonymous No.22161412]

how many days will TSLA be red for? my price target is 100

[Anonymous No.22161419]

>>22161306

[Anonymous No.22161421]

>>22161289
no man, i was east coast anon all along. I just couldn't sleep because of GME

[Anonymous No.22161429]

>>22160891
It costs you the premium and if you let it expire >strike price, you're on the hook for 100 shares either buying or selling them depending on whether or not you bought the call or wrote the call.

[Anonymous No.22161434]

>>22160891
what are you confused about?

[Anonymous No.22161441]

Fuck fuck fucj

[Anonymous No.22161444]

>>22161383
I'll be pleasantly surprised if they tender for it. As far as I know WKHS hasn't done any work on autonomous ground vehicles, only drones.

>>22161421
yeah you've said that like ten times in the last four hours
t. west coast insomniac

[Anonymous No.22161456]

>>22161387
What's your avg. premium

[Anonymous No.22161463]

>>22161412
That’s a stupid target

[Anonymous No.22161466]

>>22161306
>fat ass
that asian boy absolutely does not have a fat ass

[Anonymous No.22161465]

>>22161410

>trusting a bald man

But thanks i'l llook into it

[Anonymous No.22161490]

crab day confirmed

[Anonymous No.22161491]

>>22160839
>normies at work talked about tesla and apple
it’s been fun bullbros

[Anonymous No.22161510]

>>22161491
The normie/thot indicator is always right 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.22161527]

>>22161456
.41
i'm always early on this shit

[Anonymous No.22161530]

>>22161491
the amount of normans invading the stock market the past year means its time for me to move on and find something else
im cursed to have a hipster brain and hate when things go mainstream

[Anonymous No.22161533]

>NASDAQ with another nasty red dildo

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.22161537]

>>22161089
livin the dream
seriously

[Anonymous No.22161540]

Norlie here, bought AAPL yesterday. What do I do now?

[Anonymous No.22161542]

>>22161510
Need to get back in to the office to tap back in to the normisphere desu

[Anonymous No.22161545]

>>22161429
>>22161434
Thanks and I'm not really sure where my confusion is. I plan on buying a call. For apple to hit 140$ before the end of the month. Figured it would be a pretty safe bet. Just trying to fully grasp worst case scenarios. Worst case we do have a tech dump. Then I would just hold my contract till expiration and only be out the 400$ the contract cost me correct. I'm only obligated if I write the option correct? Just trying to fully grasp it.

[Anonymous No.22161547]

Thunder chun li thighs to crush your head like a watermelon for gambling with mommy’s money on meme stocks like TSLA

[Anonymous No.22161552]

>>22161491
The way down is fun too, the trick is timing it

[Anonymous No.22161566]

>>22161444
I see what you mean now, stupid government naming conventions
>Autonomous Guided Vehicle Eye in the Sky
>Just a camera mounted on the ceiling that calls an Automated Ground Vehicle
Oh well, plenty of other good HORSE news today

[Anonymous No.22161567]

Does TSLA stock performance have any bearing on inclusion into S&P 500 or is it just company financials?

[Anonymous No.22161575]

>>22161540
Buy more each paycheck and collect divvies for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.22161583]

It's time.

[Anonymous No.22161585]

>bank of america bullish on tesla
so are we gapping down or what?

[Anonymous No.22161592]

>>22161095
>be me
>see Biden "win"
>stonks start to tank so go short
>yuge crash, many profit
>people rush into cryptos
>I'm already long
>ebin crypto bullrun like 2017 all over again, many profit
>emigrate to [redacted]
>renounce JewSA citizenship
>???????
>profit
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.22161604]

>>22161540
Pick up more Apple! it’s a long hold.

[Anonymous No.22161614]

>>22161583
Is DIX a good indicator?

[Anonymous No.22161623]

>>22161583
change to the 2 year chart and look at the covid selloff timeline, see any difference?
this shit does literally mean jackshit

[Anonymous No.22161624]

>>22161592
>crypto bullrun like 2017

Lmao nope never ever gonna happen, but pajeets do appreciate you paying for their village toilet fund

[Anonymous No.22161633]

Im going to kill myself today if we dont end green. Thank god i have 10k cash sitting in my account to load up on cheap calls to offset my old qqq calls

[Anonymous No.22161643]

Rolling for coronavirus to acquire viral hemorrhagic characteristics for the winter wave

[Anonymous No.22161663]

2-3 days ago i was laughing at analyst saying tesla price target was in the 200-300 range...how did they know, fuck

[Anonymous No.22161665]

>>22161545
Yes, correct. If you buy a call the worst you can lose is your premium. If you sell a call, you loses are technically unlimited.

[Anonymous No.22161670]

>>22161463
why that's how much the stock was 3 months ago

[Anonymous No.22161679]

>>22161530
>stock market worth hundreds of trillions of dollars
>some faggot with a 5 figure RH account thinks it's too mainstream
>wants stocks to go up, doesn't want anyone to buy them
What a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.22161692]

Jesus fucking christ how is it even possible for FNGU to be down over six fucking percent after hours when I can't even sell? What a goddamn joke

[Anonymous No.22161704]

>>22161679
im moving to the african stock market so i can be a warlord

[Anonymous No.22161710]

Pretty comfy on my AAPL, WMT, AMD AND BA. I got 500 settled and another 1500 ready to settle by next week. Sell me on this TSLA stock, what's it going to do? Is there a better low than 407? What are we looking at today? I'm not sold on the car, but damn AAPL beat all odds despite being a steaming pile of closed off shit, while barely microsoft trailed along, so I really don't want to doubt TSLA

[Anonymous No.22161720]

>>22161670
I doubt you will see TSLA go below $400

[Anonymous No.22161728]

>>22161692
3x ETFs can have up to a 21% loss before circuit breakers hit lol

[Anonymous No.22161727]

>>22161692
The first 30 minutes are going to be absolute chaos.

[Anonymous No.22161737]

>>22161710
TSLA to 100 AAPL to 75

[Anonymous No.22161739]

>>22161663
NOOOOO THEY SAID TESLA WAS UNPRECTIBABBBBBLLLELEEE

[Anonymous No.22161746]

>>22161710
>what's it going to do?
If I knew I'd be rich my friend.
In the long term? It's going to sink back down to like 200-300 dollars. In the short term? No limits.

[Anonymous No.22161748]

>>22161720
$375

[Anonymous No.22161753]

Wht the fuck should i do?

[Anonymous No.22161755]

Is this it is my free ride finally coming to an end

[Anonymous No.22161756]

Decided I’m just going to hold my apple and I don’t care if it goes red.

[Anonymous No.22161757]

>>22161188
What about AstraZeneca? Aren't they going to manufacture the vaccines they made a deal like 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.22161764]

>>22161710
Sell Boeing, buy Gamestop. This is not a joke.

[Anonymous No.22161771]

>>22161540
For you and anyone that's also asking the same question.

Buy the AAPL every dip, hold long term and collect the dividends. Don't get shaken out during these price fluctuations, tech is the only sector worth holding into, since they're the only industry actually innovating and adding value.

I can't give price predictions, no-one can otherwise we'd all be billionaires rn. However, AAPL will be untouchable for the average investor at some stage in the future, time is the only factor.
In saying all that, diversify, look into things like index funds and bank stocks which historically pay a nice divy.

[Anonymous No.22161775]

>>22161692
Because TSLA is down 12%. FNGU is pretty much directed by TSLA. It probably makes more sense to just own TQQQ + TSLA instead of FNGU as you can at least sell out of TSLA if things aren't going how you want.

[Anonymous No.22161777]

>>22161757
Already priced in

[Anonymous No.22161791]

>>22161533
why do you guys hold overnight, again?

[Anonymous No.22161792]

>>22161737
>AAPL to 75
lol no

[Anonymous No.22161794]

>>22161737
>>22161746
Guess I'll just hold cash for a few months, see what happens. I can't lose or break-even on my march gainz to a roller coaster ride of a stock

[Anonymous No.22161805]

>>22161665
Thank you. Figured a small apple call would be a good first option buy. Branch out from there

[Anonymous No.22161816]

>>22161756
Why would you care? Do you think stocks never have red days? How new are you? It's fucking Apple. It's the highest valued company in the world. lolwut

[Anonymous No.22161825]

>>22161764
I am not investing in a company that lost to the internet.

[Anonymous No.22161837]

>>22161825
I don't think you understand

[Anonymous No.22161840]

I sold to close all my calls yesterday right at close, and my tqqq and soxl

I'm thinking XLE puts

[Anonymous No.22161847]

>>22161753
to despair would be fitting

[Anonymous No.22161851]

>>22161737
kek, I wish tho

[Anonymous No.22161861]

>>22161147
Who are these girls?

They have joocy legs

[Anonymous No.22161865]

TSLA will never go above 250, mock my fucking words. It had to be some kind of zoomer meme. With the split and the deluded value, that shit is gonna tank. Not enough production for the trucks, factories are in a weird place rn, and the brain chip implants aren’t exactly going to bust doors.

Side note. Has anyone ever taken ecstasy alone for fun vibes? Or is it strictly a club/party thing?

[Anonymous No.22161866]

>>22161825
>>22161837
yeah man
this dude's got super secret information
this will definitely 20x because it reached 101%
98% was fine, but 101%?
it definitely couldn't go to 110%

[Anonymous No.22161875]

>>22161306
>fat ass
>that
cmon anon you can do better than that, much better. cmon man.
compare/contrast

[Anonymous No.22161880]

damn I was gonna buy puts on tesla yesterday

probly too late now anyway

[Anonymous No.22161882]

Got my first dividend from Intel! I'm 21p richer!

[Anonymous No.22161885]

>>22161866
How does this company have the ability to do that?

[Anonymous No.22161891]

>>22161777
Hmm okay i have 5k in my ISA account still and 20k left in the bank

What should I spend the 5k on why specific code is the S&P 500 theres a few of them i can see on trading 212?

[Anonymous No.22161899]

>>22161865
>mock my fucking words

[Anonymous No.22161900]

>>22161866
do you even know what a short is

[Anonymous No.22161904]

should i sell all 30 of my TQQQ shares on open fuck i hate when it overnight gaps down. trading hours are such fcking bullshit you should be able to have a stop loss set comfy for acceptable loss and it trigger 24.7 and sell or buy. fuck this stupid market hour bullshit its literally for insiders to cheat and steal from retail investors

[Anonymous No.22161908]

VIX is forming another green candle on the daily

[Anonymous No.22161914]

>>22161585
bank of america is epic

[Anonymous No.22161920]

Wow. Today will be the correction. Everything is dark red. Only if Trump didn't tweet that dumb 29k DOW..

[Anonymous No.22161921]

>>22161753
>>22161847

[Anonymous No.22161931]

>>22161900
it's somebody who fucks your stock and there isn't shit you can do about it

[Anonymous No.22161945]

>>22161865
tsla is in the 400's, lad

[Anonymous No.22161946]

why is IWM not falling. i expect it'll eventually fall with tech

[Anonymous No.22161952]

>>22161891
People here will probably tell you SPY (S&P) or TQQQ (Nasdaq)

[Anonymous No.22161962]

>>22161875
Mother of

[Anonymous No.22161963]

>>22161931
Okay, so no. You don't.

Do you know how a short position is closed?

[Anonymous No.22161973]

just railed a few lines and listening to hardcore while waiting for market open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlahPNMVSBI

[Anonymous No.22161983]

>>22160802
Dropping more on LUV and AAL wish me luck gents. Hope 737MAX ungrounding isn't priced in.

[Anonymous No.22161988]

>>22161945
But could you imagine if it did go to 200? The fucking bloodbath that would occur. I like opportunity, which is why March was my favorite month of the year. I can't wait for another crash

[Anonymous No.22161998]

>>22161952
TQQQ doesn't exist on search

>SPY??

[Anonymous No.22162011]

>>22161865
>brain chip thing
PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME
SPACEX
NEURALINK
BORING COMPANY
ARE NOT TESLA
SPACEX
NEURALINK
BORING COMPANY
ARE
NOT
TESLA
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE SLOW KIDS IN THE BACK

[Anonymous No.22162016]

my body is ready...... BIG RED DILDOS TIME

[Anonymous No.22162017]

>VIX Leaps
>SQQQ Leaps
I'm no bear, but the fact that picrel probably is on the market today tells me to gtfo STAT

[Anonymous No.22162023]

>>22161963
you buy the stock from an ETF zombie that is selling them like crazy because the entire market is going down?

[Anonymous No.22162026]

Find out what rich people invest in and then invest in that. Rich people always win.

Always long the 1% and short the middle class.

[Anonymous No.22162040]

Cut loses on Tesla and move on or strong hold? I'm kicking myself for not holding last year at these same prices.

[Anonymous No.22162039]

>>22161491
anyone talking about AMD and WDC yet? these are my only holds now, along with some SPCE.

[Anonymous No.22162044]

>>22162011
TESLA =\= SPACEX YOU N WORD

[Anonymous No.22162059]

>>22161891
VUSA is pretty good, I opened with a big position 10 weeks ago and have been putting in drips money into it since. My position in it is up 6-7%. FTSE for comparison was completely flat, I think I sold (a much smaller position) somewhere between 0-1% and moved into VUSA.
As for >>22161757 idk man, I've made money off vaccine/testing pumps but I've found it to be short term. YMMV.

[Anonymous No.22162060]

>>22161998
Ah bugger SPY is not on 212

Try VUSA IUSA or HSPX?

[Anonymous No.22162064]

>>22161998
oh you have some dumb euroshit, pretty much nobody here can help you with that

>>22162023
And what happens when there's more shares sold short than there are easily accessible shares to buy? Like, say, if the cofounder of Chewy happened to roll by and pick up 9 million shares?

[Anonymous No.22162072]

>Put 70% of your contributions towards blue chip stocks and 30% into monthly high yield divvy stocks with DRIP enabled
>repeat for a few years
>retire with a safe monthly income and a sizeable nest egg
You can’t prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.22162077]

>>22162016
neeeevermind. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.22162086]

>>22161998
Buy IUSE, dumbfuck fren

[Anonymous No.22162091]

why is IWM not falling? i expect it'll eventually fall with tech

[Anonymous No.22162104]

>>22162040
Depends on how much. If you have <500 shares just hodl

[Anonymous No.22162121]

>>22162064
guess we'll find out!
remember me when you're riding in your lambo

[Anonymous No.22162124]

>>22162059
Yh its not long term just want to hold something before buying back tech in late September

[Anonymous No.22162133]

>>22162072
that's boring and gay and probably underperforms SPY or even just AAPL MSFT GOOGL AMZN

[Anonymous No.22162139]

IS THIS THE RUG PULL MY TESLA MY APPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22162144]

Think tsla is going to dip harder today? My entry was $416 so not in the red yet but thinking about selling at open and getting a lower entry point. I can see it going in the 300s from panic sellers

[Anonymous No.22162172]

>>22162121
I won't

[Anonymous No.22162179]

>>22162072
>Retire when you're 75
>live off a meager pittance
versus
>put all your money in TQQQ
>stonks only go up
>20x your money in 5 years
>Retire at 40

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22162180]

Jobless claims down a decent amount, exceeding consensus

[Anonymous No.22162198]

>>22161998
Idk about SPY (possibly the same) but TQQQ is only for burgers, you need residential tax status or some shit to buy it. Annoying as shit

[Anonymous No.22162201]

>>22162180
rip bears?

[Anonymous No.22162202]

>>22162172
i'll be sure to grovel loudly

[Anonymous No.22162222]

>>22161904
I feel that bro. After hours has been absolutely bananas since March and just makes it so fucking obvious that people are insider trading. Completely fucks everything up at open too, when all the regular people react to the ridiculous overnight swings

[Anonymous No.22162232]

My average on TSLA is 470.58
AAPL is 131.22

I have 5 sharea each..

Am I fucked?

[Anonymous No.22162234]

>>22162180
CNBC dude outright yelled the 800k number trying to psych people up
isn't going to help
but nice try

[Anonymous No.22162244]

>>22162198
Euros can trade tqqq and spy in etoro but you have to sign a disclaimer that you'll obey by us law

[Anonymous No.22162246]

>>22162133
>underperforms SPY
Get a new line. A guaranteed fixed income is good

[Anonymous No.22162247]

>>22162180
>claims down
So this is good?

[Anonymous No.22162249]

>>22161665

>covered calls ftw

[Anonymous No.22162250]

>>22162180
I don't get how jobless claims were up in the first place, unless people would get more money being unemployed than at fast food or retail or security or anything.

[Anonymous No.22162260]

>>22161379

good taste anon...

my last long term gf (whom I met through an mmo) was super into gentle femdom and had a massive lactation kink and always insisted on treating me to things and buying me shit but i ruined it all and will never be that happy again

stock markets

[Anonymous No.22162265]

>>22162180
"A confusing jobless claims report:
@mckonomy centers in on a key point - the total number of Americans receiving jobless benefits is now 29.22 million, up about a million from the week before."

[Anonymous No.22162267]

>>22162232

[Anonymous No.22162286]

>>22162198
>he does have usglobalmail address

[Anonymous No.22162287]

>we've had zoomers since march
>people saying crash is imminent because other normies are hopping on now
sorry it's the new meta

[Anonymous No.22162288]

>>22162144
It will gap down on open to about your buy in price so really it would be a terrible time to do so, tesla still had dip buyers.

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22162290]

>>22162234
You talk like a male that only has 1/4 of the testosterone required to live a healthy life

[Anonymous No.22162301]

>>22162179
Delusional. Have you been investing for a total of 2 months? TQQQ has a better chance of fucking you hard in the long run. It’s always funny to see people shill for stocks after they’ve already peaked

[Anonymous No.22162304]

>>22162250
PPP funds are running out

[Anonymous No.22162312]

>>22162234
BE CAREFUL

[Anonymous No.22162319]

>>22162246
no I was shit talking that guy before but in this case his canned line is correct, if you're still decades from retirement a fixed income is retarded and you should focus on maximizing your capital gains

this way when it comes time to retire on a fixed income you have more capital -> more dividend monies

[Anonymous No.22162325]

>>22161998
If you can't buy TQQQ (which is only valuable for the leverage, QQQ is gay)
Just buy
FAGTMAN

[Anonymous No.22162329]

>>22162232
Yes. Get out while you can still get 2k out of your TSLA.

[Anonymous No.22162332]

20 mins to open. I feel like I aged 10 years in the last two hours.

[Anonymous No.22162334]

>>22162301
>stocks after they’ve already peaked
Do you even know what TQQQ is m8?

[Anonymous No.22162343]

>>22162290
i'm sorry that you're dumb

>>22162312
nasdaq bounced up like 8 and then immediately back down

[Anonymous No.22162347]

>>22162332
photoshop

[Anonymous No.22162352]

>>22162301
Ok. Enjoy your slow and steady .05% green days nigger.

[Anonymous No.22162355]

I sold fuck you I can live from my gains till november now

[Anonymous No.22162364]

>>22162334
Can you explain to a brainlet what it is, I thought it just tracked the Nasdaq

[Anonymous No.22162368]

>>22162319
A fixed income set to DRIP for years on end will provide you with a comfortable life

[Anonymous No.22162369]

>>22162180
Red day confirmed

[Anonymous No.22162374]

>>22162332
20 mins to 30 mins to open

[Anonymous No.22162379]

>>22160955
>>22161023
>>22161200
The link section is shit and no one cares about it.
Why don't you make the thread then after the old one hits the limit? You all just seeth because someone didn't make the thread like you want it to be. Fucking entitled faggots.

[Anonymous No.22162385]

>>22162260
>my last long term gf (whom I met through an mmo) was super into gentle femdom and had a massive lactation kink and always insisted on treating me to things and buying me shit but i ruined it all and will never be that happy again
I know this feel

[Anonymous No.22162389]

RKT bros...what happened. it beat earnings

[Anonymous No.22162399]

>>22162301
TQQQ drawdowns mean it has 3x the buying opportunities as QQQ, the whole index is overbought as fuck right now but if NASDAQ retraces 10% you better fucking buy TQQQ asap

[Anonymous No.22162411]

>>22162260
how to meet girls in an MMO? i plan to start playing FF14 soon. plz help, i am so lonely.

[Anonymous No.22162412]

>>22162334
Triple leveraged tech basically. Tech has done great during the corona but only a retard thinks these gains are the new norm. A lot of money will flow into boomerfolios when corona is finished

[Anonymous No.22162424]

>>22162260
>>22162385
haha I don't know this feel
checkmate normies

[Anonymous No.22162426]

>>22162364
it's QQQ with 3X leverage
we are so fucked.

[Anonymous No.22162429]

>>22162260
>Femdom
>Lactation kink

Degenerates, all of you

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22162431]

>>22162343
You'll never make gains as good as mine

[Anonymous No.22162433]

Buy Iron ore companies yall

Don't buy X though.. Horrible choice

Buy CLF

>>22162284

[Anonymous No.22162440]

Okay you know what, I've placed my sell orders for -1.5% off of QQQ and if we trade back down to 295 today I'm buying back all in tomorrow if it gaps down tomorrow as well.

[Anonymous No.22162446]

>>22162364
it tracks nasdaq with 3x daily leverage, attempting to equal 3x the movement of nasdaq on any given day

this means if we get into a violent crab market it can go down wildly even if NASDAQ doesn't

[Anonymous No.22162447]

>>22162352
Like I said 70% of my portfolio goes to growth. Your hatred for dividends blinds you from reality.

[Anonymous No.22162449]

>>22162347
Argentinian chick, it’s legit she posts vids on insta stories all the time

[Anonymous No.22162465]

Guess we're holding tesla till battery meme day.

[Anonymous No.22162467]

>>22162433

My options

[Anonymous No.22162469]

Imagine if Falcon-9 decided to explode today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j4xR7LMCGY

[Anonymous No.22162470]

>>22162412
Lets hope not

[Anonymous No.22162472]

>>22162431
show your realized gains
i still suspect the liquidity isn't there

[Anonymous No.22162488]

>>22162424
kek

[Anonymous No.22162490]

>>22162244
>Euros can trade tqqq and spy in etoro
Oh cool, didn't know that
>but you have to sign a disclaimer that you'll obey by us law
Thanks daddy

[Anonymous No.22162496]

>>22162429
There is no god, only earthly pleasure

[Anonymous No.22162497]

>>22162449
damn good for her tho? sauce?

[Anonymous No.22162515]

>>22162250
the +$600 unemployment ran out and it doesnt look like there gonna pass something to increase it normal unemployment is shit and gives you like $100 a week

[Anonymous No.22162518]

>down 3.5% overnight when I can't even sell
>probably going to scare weak hands and algos into selling this morning
>all brokers are going to conveniently crash until 10am
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I JUST MAKE MONEY

[Anonymous No.22162528]

>>22162469
Hopefully we get a successful Starlink mission and a successful hop today

[Anonymous No.22162533]

>>22162496
I don't care there isn't a god have some self respect man

[Anonymous No.22162536]

Soon it will be time again for my Big Bull Breakfast Burrito. Like a golden bull grazing, my burrito is the grass

[Anonymous No.22162559]

>>22162497
It's a fucking fake ass on a trap, relax

[DITMLCSMM !!mm9LacPHmF4 No.22162567]

>>22162472
Posted it a couple days ago, I'll post according to my own schedule not yours. Check the archive or wait.

[Anonymous No.22162575]

>>22162379
>implying most of us haven't done our fair share of breadmaking
do you know how many threads there've been

[Anonymous No.22162582]

STARLINK MISSION SUCCESSFULL

Just launched

TSLA will still go down though r-right

[Anonymous No.22162584]

>>22162433
VALE is a better choice

[Anonymous No.22162587]

>>22162244
what disclaimer? i don't remember signing any disclaimer

[Anonymous No.22162594]

>>22162559
i don't care she's a trap either. wait is that darkwaifutrap?

[Anonymous No.22162604]

BUY THE DIP OR NAH?
BUY THE DIP OR NAH?
BUY THE DIP OR NAH?
BUY THE DIP OR NAH?
BUY THE DIP OR NAH?
BUY THE DIP OR NAH?

[Anonymous No.22162605]

>>22162412
>thinks boomer stocks will come back
>thinks corona will ever be “finished”

[Anonymous No.22162607]

>>22162497
bardxra
Might be shadow banned tho

[Anonymous No.22162620]

>>22162567
>I'll post according to my own schedule
down

[Anonymous No.22162624]

New thread

>>22162284
>>22162284
>>22162284

[Anonymous No.22162645]

>>22162412
>when corona is finished
JUST

[Anonymous No.22162651]

Buying the dip so hard, this is the correction you guys have been begging for.

[Anonymous No.22162652]

>>22162605
Parroting memes isn’t going to make you money. Imagine thinking people will be shuttered up forever.

[Anonymous No.22162653]

>>22162604
don't buy at open.

[Anonymous No.22162666]

>>22162604
YES. TSLA is the hopes and dreams of an entire generation. It WILL go back up. This may be your last chance to get it at these prices. The train is leaving the fucking station dude.

[Anonymous No.22162694]

>>22162582
It should have literally no effect on Tesla but the market believes the market believes Tesla is SpaceX

also dont call it a success until the booster is recovered

[Anonymous No.22162698]

>>22162260
How did you ruin it?

[Anonymous No.22162716]

>>22162666
Holy shit the time and the digits. MARKET BUY TSLA AT OPEN FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.22162733]

>>22162582
Lol I’m outside on my patio in full view of the launch, and I wasn’t even looking.

[Anonymous No.22162865]

80% cash at this point. The crash started this week. This is the month.

[Anonymous No.22162885]

>>22162870
>>22162870
>>22162870
SAVE YOURSELVES
>>22162870
>>22162870
>>22162870

[Anonymous No.22162965]

>>22162885
We only have 4 threads now. Great.

[Anonymous No.22163090]

>>22161920
Institutions probably did it to spite him.
>How dare he celebrate OUR work. Go geddim JoePaedo!

[Anonymous No.22163170]

>>22162965
hey i did the math and me and the other guy with links posted almost at the same second

[Anonymous No.22163234]

>>22162587
terms and conditions on sign up?

[Anonymous No.22163338]

>>22161692
Go TQQQ instead of FNGU. FNGU is too heavy into Tesla, if it tanks, it drags FNGU down with it.