/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22153790]

Phoneposting right now.

My girlfriend is currently screaming at me because I won't sell my Chainlink. She wanted me to sell it at $18 but I told her I'm not selling until $1000. I'm trapped in our bedroom right now. Pretty sure she's throwing plates or something at the door but I've jammed the bed between the door and the wall so I'm pretty sure she won't be able to break through. She keeps saying $1000 will never happen and now that it's going down she keeps saying it's our last chance to sell before it goes to zero. Holy shit she's beating her head against the door now I think. What the fuck do I do?

[Anonymous No.22153824]

>>22153790
Get a time machine and stop yourself from telling her you own any Chainlink, pretty easy fix bud.

[Anonymous No.22153830]

Your gf is right. Link is not the future, its not even the present. You just ride the wave but it will be sooner or later, cash out if you can

[Anonymous No.22153845]

>>22153790
Why do you go on the internet and tell lies anon?
>Gf
Suuuuuure

[Anonymous No.22153847]

lol how many do you have?

[Anonymous No.22153858]

>>22153790

well how many do you have?

if you have less than 1000, sell 5% and buy her some food or something

if you have more than 1000 sell 10%

also learn how to control your woman, OP

[Anonymous No.22153872]

Talking to your woman about anything financial. Retard

[Anonymous No.22153878]

Open your door, dropkick her then throw her out of your house. And in the future don't tell a single person about any of your finances or investments, not your girlfriend, your parents or your best friend.

[Anonymous No.22153882]

Why the fuck is it her problem what you do with YOUR money? She's just a goldigging hoe. Dump her ass, hold the link, and then mog her with a lambo

[Anonymous No.22153884]

This is bait, but if not you should not be with a person who acts like this. it'll never get better.

[Anonymous No.22153902]

>>22153790
Gotta break up with her now. You dodged a bullet, anon. Thank God you aren't married

[Anonymous No.22153920]

>>22153790
Yeah man, no easy way to say this but she genuinely believes that your Linkies are hers. Don't be a cuck. YOUR linkies shouldn't even exist in her world. Sounds way too disingenuous for a loving relationship

Also this is coming from someone who hates Chainlink so make what you will of that

[Anonymous No.22153922]

>>22153790
How many girlfriend coin to make it?

[Anonymous No.22153927]

>>22153858
this. dont be an asshole and spend 0 dollars on her ever, take her out for fucking dinner or something, but also don't let her just talk down to you and let her control your financial decisions. explain why you need to keep it and me adamant while also throwing her a bone. youd be surprised how everything is a negotiation...

[Anonymous No.22153942]

>>22153790
1. Grab a hammer or something blunt, open the door and smash her fucking skull in with it.
2. Roll her up in a rug or plastic.
3. Take her to a nearby volcano, incinerator or acid facility and dump her in.
4. Live happily ever after!

[Anonymous No.22153965]

>>22153790
You have to break up with her my dude. Do like >>22153858 said and buy her some food. Tomorrow start planning your escape
I understand wanting your SO to know. Also told my gf about my linkies. She got super anxious after the pump and just told me she trusts me but doesn't want to know about the price anymore. Says she learned in her finance classes that most traders set an exit price but it's my money, etc
This chick breaking shit and injuring herself . . . man, it's sad but you have to ask yourself, "Do I really want to put up with this for the rest of my life." You know as well as I do that it's not a normal reaction OP

[Anonymous No.22154003]

i dont get it why would it matter if you have or not

[Anonymous No.22154101]

>>22153847
>>22153858
I have accumulated about 350k LINK since 2017. I am seriously not selling a single token until $1000, and even then I don’t think I’ll sell. The passive income would probably be several hundred thousand dollars a week. At that point, I'm not even sure if US dollar valuations will make sense anymore. I don’t think she understands the inter-generational wealth at play here. She’s still beating the door and crying.

[Anonymous No.22154172]

Wait are you sure this isn’t just some hooker that you’re trying to cheat. Pay up man it’s not her fault you couldn’t last

[Anonymous No.22154225]

>>22154101
some of you guys are beyond delusional. Several hundred thousand dollars a week?

[Anonymous No.22154233]

>>22153790
>gf
that's a man

[Anonymous No.22154286]

>>22154101
>passive income of 100k /week
I guess i might be on your gfs side on this one.
Greedy doesnt even cover it

[Anonymous No.22154313]

brb selling all my stinkies

thanks for the heads up, shoeshine boi

[Anonymous No.22154324]

>>22154225
>>22154286
Several hundred thousand dollars is a conservative estimate according to my models. This won't happen overnight, but it will happen. One day you will wake in the night and remember this.

[Anonymous No.22154357]

>>22153790
when the screaming starts, the leaving starts

[Anonymous No.22154374]

>>22154101
Nigger you're fucking stupid, ETH got to about 1300$ max and that was with 100 M coin. Chainlink is going to 1 billion coins. It never get to a 1000$ in your lifetime.

[Anonymous No.22154382]

>>22153790
Break up with her.

[Anonymous No.22154398]

>>22154324
If it happens I'll be sure to make a thread about being so wrong in a troll thread for sure

[Anonymous No.22154403]

>>22153790
>girlfriend
>not instantly leaving this bitch
Beta as fuck

[Anonymous No.22154411]

>>22154101
I still believe in bull run this month, this is a final shakeout. You could be waiting until next year for that price or longer but I still think triple digits is possible right this year.

[Anonymous No.22154419]

>>22154324
are you the anon who used to post ridiculous valuation estimates with pictures of a distinct looking whore with a huge brapper?

[Anonymous No.22154435]

>>22153790
I can't phonepost the captchas aren't loading right

[Anonymous No.22154514]

>>22154382
Honestly I think that's my only choice at this point. She woke me up in the middle of the night, a few nights ago, shaking me and shouting at me to sell Chainlink like a fucking lunatic.
When I met her, I thought she was the one, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever laid my eyes on, but now, in my mind, she has soured. I cannot look at her the same anymore. Now my problem is, as I am posting this, I am stuck inside a room with only one exit. She shouted that she is going to get an axe to break down the door. Holy shit I cannot believe this is happening right now.

[Anonymous No.22154534]

Rape.

[Anonymous No.22154553]

>>22154101
Ahaha thank you for your service marine

[Anonymous No.22154569]

This is the weirdest larp fud thread I've seen.

[Anonymous No.22154573]

>>22154514
Your money, your choice.
Your attitude is on the right track and shes clearly psychotic.
Just call the cops and have her arrested.

[Anonymous No.22154597]

>>22154514
Pic or not real

[Anonymous No.22154615]

>>22154514
Personality is the real beauty. To her the money is more important than you. Some anxiety over money is understandable, but if this isn't a LARP, she's completely blasted past the line.

[Anonymous No.22154633]

>>22154573
One step ahead of you, the cops are on their way.

[Anonymous No.22154637]

>>22154514
this is what money does to stupid whores. they are materialistic creatures out to suck you literally and figuratively dry. also, why haven't you just called the cops? or are you in the retarded states that have no more cops? nice larp.

[Anonymous No.22154641]

>>22154573
Ehh.. I'm sure that's a conglomerate of both their money. OP should unironically sell some for her to have and sit on the rest.

[Anonymous No.22154666]

>>22153790
Sounds like a LARP, but unironically kill her in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.22154667]

>>22154514
>Holy shit I cannot believe this is happening right now.
this

[Anonymous No.22154704]

>>22154569
I’m quite enjoying this larp

[Anonymous No.22154707]

>>22153790
kickass larp anon but we had a similar thread involving a guys "gf" and her "flipping out and breaking shit" cuz he wouldnt sell chainlink

shit thread and op is full of fail and aids
if she really is doing all this you best be recording it for the police you called already. oh you didnt and arent recording? well that's cuz this is a shit larp

[Anonymous No.22154713]

>>22153790
>I told her I'm not selling until $1000
wise words

[Anonymous No.22154721]

>>22153790
>sell your gf
>buy another suicide stack
the obvious solution

[Anonymous No.22154749]

I wonder if this will be in the news?
HEADLINE: Psychotic woman tries to attack boyfriend with axe over crypto currencies

[Anonymous No.22154762]

>>22153790
>gf
not married, not her business.

the only exception: if you willingly give her access to or control over your finances when you're not legally bound together, then you asked for this and should do what she says (if you want to maintain a relationship).

ultimately I probably would have told her to go fuck herself, but I'm a callous bastard so take that with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.22154814]

>>22154749
kek
seriously don't talk about finances with women. they only see it as how many shoes it can buy at this moment

[Anonymous No.22154893]

>>22154101
$1000 is a pipe dream. that is top-20 national GDP levels of market cap when you begin looking at the total supply of the coin.

chainlink is not going to be bigger than the entire nominal economy of Spain anytime soon. there aren't any publicly traded businesses that have ever hit that valuation.

[Anonymous No.22154894]

>>22154374
>the previous ATH is the highest it's value will ever be

[Anonymous No.22154908]

>>22154704
LMAOOOOOOO THAT FKIN PIC RELATED. HOW DO YOU NIGGUHS JUST TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE PIC RELATED, SAVE IT, POST IT, BUT NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT EVEN SLIGHTLY. YOU GOT ME WHEEZING RN

[Anonymous No.22155006]

>>22153790
I would kick her to the curb if I were you, but if this bitch is so great, just give her an exit price you will sell at. Like $5 or some shit. If she is still mad then its all on you for dating a gold digging whore.

[Anonymous No.22155039]

>>22154633
digits confirm but after they leave don't forget to post broken plates for your frens here
Good luck anon, sorry you have to deal w this tonight

[Anonymous No.22155196]

>>22153790
Tell your girlfriend that philosophical decentralized oracle finance platform architectures are the future, and if she doesn’t see that she’s just an old stick in the mud who can pay for her horse buggy ride with paper fiat money when she travels between telephone kiosks to place phone calls, like the Amish.

[Anonymous No.22155213]

>>22153790
what intergenerational wealth?
this coin has already ruined your life op

[Anonymous No.22155223]

>>22154514
The issues isn't that she isn't the one OP. You have to understand women HATE risk. There is a reason men are in top executive spots. They are willing to take risks. In one of my econ classes the professor asked the class who liked to gamble. All the males raised their hands, none of the females did. Women cannot stand risk. All other women would be driven insane by the risk your taking. I think its a good choice because I understand it, but women will never be able to. Either keep them in the dark about it or they will go crazy. Its your fault to a degree OP that she is acting this way. So like a dog that shits on the lawn, its your job to clean up for the bitch.

[Anonymous No.22155243]

>>22153790
>girlfriend
nice larp incel

[Anonymous No.22155344]

>>22153790
I cant imagine to be such a fucking pussy to let a woman do this to me
OP SHE IS THE KIKE
whatever happens
DO NOT SELL

[Anonymous No.22155345]

>>22154419
No nigger that's me and it's fucking math you retard

[Anonymous No.22155385]

>>22155345

[Anonymous No.22155459]

>>22153790
>girlfriend
>any input into your financial decisions whatsoever
>are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.22155503]

>>22155223
>I was in an econ class once and saw females who aren't total idiots
>therefore no fems take risks

[Anonymous No.22155643]

>>22155503
>women hate risks = therefore no fems take risks
I agree, women do not have agency.

[Anonymous No.22155689]

>>22155385
stop posting obese fucking women, seriously. these fucking cows (lol she's in a field grazing) do not deserve our attention, fuck sake

[Anonymous No.22155721]

>>22155689
Speak for your self, I fucking love that thicc fucking ass and thighs.

[Anonymous No.22155735]

>>22155721
there's a difference between thicc and obese. that woman is obese anon.

[Anonymous No.22155746]

>>22155643
What do you do if you invest only to get your money cucked away?

>>22155689
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/5eae504e38a2916031adf_720p-m4v.1378696/

It could be worse

[Anonymous No.22155773]

>>22154101
Well done. Now dump her, hold and don't tell the next one.

[Anonymous No.22155789]

>>22154101
1. i hate link faggots, lets get that out of the way.
2. but if you sell because your bitch tells you to, i will personally find you and murder you, NEVER tell women anything about money this shit is YOUR money not hers, not "ours", yours.

tell her to fuck off

[Anonymous No.22155797]

>>22155746
I regret clicking that

[Anonymous No.22155809]

>>22153790
>Girlfriend
>our last chance
Re-evaluate your life.

[Anonymous No.22155970]

>>22155689
Stay assblasted.

My original (conservative) estimate was 350/l/y in returns, but that was before arbitrum+ deco being a real thing and not a meme feature making link become the goto l2 scaling solution for the rest of this ponzi zero-sum space. I believe that was with little/no derivatives either.

[Anonymous No.22156032]

>>22155970
New phone lost my cow pics

[Anonymous No.22156042]

>>22155735
Shes not obese, clearly you don't know what obese is.
Shes really fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.22156052]

bros chainlink is at the number five spot and you want it to x100
Youre a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.22156102]

>>22154411
Checked

[Anonymous No.22156110]

>>22156042
He exaggerated a little but you get the point anon

[Anonymous No.22156118]

>>22155746
>What do you do if you invest only to get your money cucked away?
Knee-pads.

[Anonymous No.22156137]

your gf will take half your link and give it to a black man

[Anonymous No.22156141]

break up with her

and then cash out

don't let her see a single cent

[Anonymous No.22156145]

>>22153845
go back to /r9k/ faggot
/biz/ has always been a chad board

[Anonymous No.22156242]

>>22154101
Based

[Anonymous No.22156258]

>>22154514
lmao the remake of The Shining is a woman going mental and attacking the man over crypto.

[Anonymous No.22156271]

Update.
She didn't get through the door but she did make a gaping hole in it. She's in hospital right now. The police came about 5 minutes after my previous post and this stupid bitch wouldn't cooperate with them and swung her axe at one of the officers. He tased her and she fell over into her own axe. Blood fucking everywhere. It's going to cost a fucking fortune to replace these wool carpets.

[Anonymous No.22156274]

>>22154101
this has to be a larp, with 350k you could literally sell EVERYTHING now and be fucking fine for the rest of your life

at the very least take out a million to hedge if this isn't bullshit, so you win both ways.

[Anonymous No.22156315]

>>22153790
>holds Link
>has girlfriend
Pick one

[Anonymous No.22156321]

>>22154101
It'll be hard to sell a lot at that price. You cant just suddenly say , ok market give me a million dollars. You'll try to sell a bulk and crash the market most likely. Also doubt.jpeg

[Anonymous No.22156322]

>>22154101
>>22154514

Your instincts are right. Fuck her (or don't). You clearly have strong hands. Hold your ground, stay true to the dream. If you would've sold at 18, you would've sold at 8. There's no functional difference between the two.

[Anonymous No.22156350]

>>22156274
You don't get it do you? When LINK is $1000, I will be making $16m a year (conservatively) without selling a single token.

[Anonymous No.22156376]

>>22154101
>>22154225
At 1k with a 350k stack he would have $350m (obviously). If we assume $200k a week that is $10.4m a year which is 3% returns p.a. and I think returns will be much more than this especially for a huge and high reputation node.
The real difficulty would simply be holding till that point

[Anonymous No.22156385]

>>22156271
>He tased her and she fell over into her own axe.
It's no fun when you ruin the LARP by making it obvious.
Thread is over and you suck.
/thread

[Anonymous No.22156449]

>>22156385

[Anonymous No.22156469]

>>22156350
>When LINK is $1000
how could you possibly be willing to be 3 million NOW on this potentially flawed premise? unless you're already rich from other shit i don't understand how you are okay with that much risk and no hedges

[Anonymous No.22156502]

>>22156469
LINK will hit $1000
It's as simple as that

[Anonymous No.22156528]

>>22156271
Get nylon carpets

[Anonymous No.22156655]

>>22155223
Women hate risk yet they cheat? Kek

[Anonymous No.22156680]

>>22155689
Spotted the big gay

[Anonymous No.22156729]

>>22156502
whether you're right or not this is absolute delusion. if you're not larping idk what the fuck to tell you, hope you are at least smart enough to have other income streams in case this shits the bed

[Anonymous No.22156815]

>>22156502
Wait a second? You have 350k link and you won’t even sell 50k link to have a comfy $700,000 right now to comfortable weather a lot of bad things happening in this country right now....... and even then..... you’ll still have 300k link which is more than 99.99999% of holders?

You are retarded dude. Your more married to the idea of holding the tokens than actually improving your life and your current living situation.

It won’t fucking matter if your making 20k/week or 400k/week when the time comes for your valuations to come to fruition because it is clear that you would have no idea how to enjoy life and have fun anyway.

[Anonymous No.22156850]

>>22156815
ngmi. You don't get it.
Your 1 LINK will be worth way more than $1000. People may not understand it right now, but you will be at target. A nun would kill to have 1 LINK in the future. Imagine being able to own entire communities for 1 LINK.

[Anonymous No.22156886]

>>22153790
I would rather have my mindset and 10k link then your mindset and 1 million link. I could even see you holding your ground and not selling with 50k link but 300k link? Holy fuck dude you are retarded to not cash out a half milly worth.

What do you do? What’s your current financial situation outside owning link? Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.22156910]

>>22156815
>throwing away your generational wealth for scraps

[Anonymous No.22156927]

I'm still pissed that the LARP had a shitty ending.

Anyway, it's true that link will pass 1000 dollars, but it might still take a couple of years at least.
It's definitely not something you want to be selling now.

[Anonymous No.22156941]

>>22156850
I get that. But he has fucking 350k Link. Why not sell 50k link right now... have a comfy 750k in the bank to comfortably live the next 3-5 years until that happens? And then he still has 300 fucking K worth of link still.

I mean how is this faggot living right now? Is he eating top ramen and will continue to do so for the next 5 years until LINK is 25k per link?

[Anonymous No.22156946]

>>22156729
I work at a Wall Street investment firm.
The thing is, that doesn't matter because Chainlink is already $1000.
It is only a matter of time before reality reveals the true nature of Chainlink. The raw, unfiltered truth.

[Anonymous No.22156958]

I had to get emergency appendix removal surgery, the hospital wanted payment upfront and I didn't have the money. My wife begged me to sell my chainlink. I told her no, I would rather die, that money is for our kids.

[Anonymous No.22156975]

>>22156927
I have crippling schizophrenia. Please stop making fun of me.

[Anonymous No.22156979]

>>22154225
>>22154286
>>22154374
>>22154411
>>22154553
>>22154893
>>22154893
>>22155773
>>22155789
>>22156242
>>22156274
>>22156321
>>22156322
>>22156376


this guys a larp, i used to do the same when i got bored not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.22157051]

>>22156910
Holy fuck. You people really are fucking losers and autistic who have absolutely no perspective and will NEVER enjoy your gains even if link hits $100,000 per link.

The motherfucker OP has 350k link not 3,500 link. He could sell 75% of his stack right now and still be an OG. I’m merely suggesting he sells 50k link. And he has almost 1 million dollars to live life on easy mode until the insane gains start to happen. And then he still has fucking more link than anyone else basically by a long shot.

Let’s say he’s right and he’s making 350k /week 6 years from now if he holds the full 350I link. You think it’s going to make any fucking difference if he sells 50k now and then 6 years from now he’s only making 300k/week in staking gains?

You think this faggot will be saying fuck you bitch for making me sell that 50k link. I’m only making 300k a week now when I could have been making 350k a week.

[Anonymous No.22157061]

>>22156927
I'm sincerely sorry the LARP ended badly. I shouldn't say I have crippling schizophrenia because that's not really funny to make fun of crippled people. I was going to write that she got shot by the officer but thought that was too much, but that's probably more accurate desu.

[Anonymous No.22157063]

>>22156680
being obese isn't something to be proud of

[Anonymous No.22157066]

>>22156975
Do trauma release exercises it will save you

[Anonymous No.22157095]

>>22156941
>why not sell half of a nation right now
You would honestly sell half of a nation for a crying girl? I would call you a simp but that's out of fashion.
Think of the implications. Although we are limited to our current world, with LINK funds it can get you into space. When the singularity happens there will be so many avenues for humanity to adventure in because of the technological advancements.
My LINK will be supplying my adventures into space. Ships are going to cost a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.22157110]

>>22154374
Where are you getting these figures from? I don't know if LINK can hit 1k but 1 billion coins? It should easily be able to get to 300 or so.

[Anonymous No.22157122]

>>22157051
>NEVER enjoy your gains even if link hits $100,000 per link.
I enjoy my life right now. Enjoyment is more of a state of mind than it is having materialistic things in the now. If you are in financial straits then I hope you do well for yourself.

[Anonymous No.22157133]

>not dumping that greedy whore
All women are whores

[Anonymous No.22157154]

what does her cunt feel like?

[Anonymous No.22157162]

>>22157061

Come on dude. You're spoiling canon. It's like the last page of a story and they say 'but it was all a dream'. It's like those isekai stories where the hero returns home without the superpowers, just keeping the character development.

I want to believe that your LARP is real because then the moral theme is more convincing. HODL against all odds is a good story. But you had to come clean, fuckwit. It's like hearing a speech about how important it is to fight evil from this Navy SEAL only to find out he's some baggage handler in Alaska. Ruins the fun. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.22157168]

>>22153790
Don’t let her control you OP that’s your money

[Anonymous No.22157210]

>>22153790
Should've never told her about your linkies in the first place. You'll probably have to dump her and change your address because she might send her next bf to get you and your wallet. You fucked up big time OP

[Anonymous No.22157253]

>>22157162
I may have lost the anonymous respect of my anonymous friends but at least I have my linkies

[Anonymous No.22157263]

>>22156350
you're insane lol. link is unlikely to ever get back to $20, much less $1000. the whales and founders cashed out weeks ago, anyone still holding is in for a long, slow decline.

[Anonymous No.22157290]

>>22157063
We know you like men

[Anonymous No.22157315]

>>22156655
All women are whores, there is no risk in doing something that is part of their nature.
>>22157253
It was funny while it lasted bro, thanks for the thread, we're all gonna make it.
>>22157051
Except for this anon. He will cash out at a few USD over what he could have had. Life isn't about comfort or things. Making it is so much more then that anon, one day you'll find out.

[Anonymous No.22157418]

>>22157253
I forgive you, but only because you are standing up for holding the links and helping to strengthen weak hands.

[Anonymous No.22157474]

>>22157061
Damn so you don't actually have 350k link? It's so disappointing that it's been over a year since i've seen an anon claiming to have over 250k link. I have 100k myself so it's disappointing that when i finaly find an anon with so much link I feel inadequate to be a larp.

[Anonymous No.22157499]

>>22157061
It really was a good larp at the start though. Good on you fren.

[Anonymous No.22157571]

>>22157253
How many for real?

[Anonymous No.22157604]

>>22153790

Why the FUCK would you tell anyone about your powerlevel?

[Anonymous No.22157631]

>>22157474
Most LINK whales just don't out themselves. I have a big stack as well but I don't talk about it here. If I do God will drop the price for me being prideful.

[Anonymous No.22157694]

>>22154101
Dump that whore, with 350k link you will be one of the richest people in the world in a decade or so. You will literally be able to bang whoever you want.

The bitch is just pissed that you aren't wasting your linkies like a normie.

[Anonymous No.22157722]

>>22157061
gg wp

[Anonymous No.22158059]

>>22157631
I don't talk about how much I have irl but on here it's so meaningless. No one knows who you are or anything about you. Some will just label you a larp. I definitely understand the feeling of karma stabbing you in the back. It's why I don't lie and fud unironically and try to convince others to sell their ticket to financial freedom.

[Anonymous No.22158138]

>>22153790
I too made a similar mistake, telling a friend about my portfolio. She was all "sell now! You made enough starting from $500 in such a short timespan, that's already impressive in and of itself" (I now have $9500 after two months)
Then I told her about how crazy this market was and that this was basically still lunch money, mentioned how thanks to a basic Korea FUD the market could see red candles all day and how my portfolio lost 20% right then but all she could say was
"I told you so, anon. I told you so..."

I hate normalfags

[Anonymous No.22158367]

>>22156145
cause it sure is chad to have an abusive gf you can beat lmao

[Anonymous No.22158490]

>>22157315
What will I find out? I have plenty already and dont even care to sell because we can’t do shit anyway. Obviously no rush in selling since we can’t do jack shit anymore. I’m just saying if you have 350k link it’s more productive to sell 15% now and live comfy waiting for absurd gains a few years down the road, and actually not live like a nigger right now. There’s no difference between having 350 million and 300 million

[Anonymous No.22158542]

>>22153790
Rape the stupid out of her.

[Anonymous No.22158599]

There is an m opportunity cost to living bro. If I have 10k in the bank and working as a wagie but have 350k link...if I was told by Jesus that link would be $1,000 exactly 5 years from now and it would be a singularity moment going from 15$ to $1,000. I’d easily sell 50k now. And half a half a million bucks to live life on easy mode until I have 300 million dollars

[Anonymous No.22158665]

>>22153790
Unironically swing your dick about and pretend to masturbate on her. Calms my gf down by distraction.

[Anonymous No.22158774]

>>22155970
Can you link the calculation you did?
Only found >>/biz/thread/S19936554#p19939158

[Anonymous No.22158858]

>>22153942
sex is so cash bro

[Anonymous No.22159338]

>>22153790
If you cave in, she will lose all respect for you. Don't be a retard LINK has a lot of juice in it still.