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>> No.22148370
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22148370

All this does is stink up my portfolio.

>> No.22148375

what is everyone's thoughts on REITs and more specifically, O?

>> No.22148384

do i buy with my sideline cash tomorrow or wait a week

>> No.22148389

>>22148315
Why the fuck has apple been trading sideways for the last 6 hours?

>> No.22148397

lost so much today. in need of lucky digits

>> No.22148415

ahem

Tesla will drop another $30 tomorrow.

>> No.22148427

>>22148389
Pending news, bankruptcy or something is the rumor

>> No.22148428

>>22148315
I want one

>> No.22148429

Just deposited 6k into my account gonna buy NVDA tomorrow and maybe V and also maybe QCOM

>> No.22148430

>>22148370
Ever since they went full SJW and dumped their boomer engineers its never recovered

>> No.22148436

>>22148384
I'm just parking everything in 60/40 TMF / UPRO.
I think we will go up a while longer, maybe crab, but if it plummets, I want some insurance.

>> No.22148435

May I take temporary refuge in this thread? Because fuck me, the crypto side of this board has fucking imploded. I've never seen this much Discord uniswap trash come out this fast.

>> No.22148439
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Reminder NASDAQ is nowhere close to the bubble phase yet

>> No.22148460

>>22148415
So what.

>> No.22148463

>>22148435
Buy a stonk, take a seat

>> No.22148489

>Martingale style spreads on SPY or TQQQ

name a better investment tactic

>> No.22148492
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>>22148370
I sold this at 50, one of my only losses so far (bought at 50.90) when I started mid-late July.

It's kind of hard not being greedy right now, need to remain calm and content with my gains. I'm fine with another dip coming soon. Really liking ARKK/ARKW as a stock to park my gains, though it's surprising that it underperformed relative to QQQ today/recently. Considering another move in positions, but lets see how this week pans out.

>> No.22148496

>>22148435
SMG and PMG are the only things worth a crap here outside of the random shitcoin brapper posters

>> No.22148511

What were your guys first stocks? My dad bought me 100 shares of CAT back in like 2002 because I liked bulldozers when I was a kid, still have them today

>> No.22148515
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22148515

Is TQQQ going to reach $187.50 by Friday 9/4/2020?

>> No.22148518

>>22148370
Buy AMD. Should go up with consoles, Zen 3 and RDNA 2 coming out this year.
New AMD and nvidia cards requires PCIE 4.0 your only choice is AMD.

>> No.22148524

>>22148393
>>22148341
>>22148156
>>22148133


if you guys could continue this conversation in this new thread i'd appreciate it. i mostly just want a good, consistent, safe stock i can do mean reversion on forever, wash rinse repeat style, with a long bias (i don't short it and if it dips enough out of the range i just buy more and DCA down). something crabbing between two values is great as long as it's relatively consistent and predictable so i can keep buying low and selling high over and over. waiting isn't an issue as long as nothing crazy (like the covid crash) is going on which im already looking out for every day anyways (like we all are really).

>> No.22148525
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>futures

>> No.22148539
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22148539

Sell or Hold TSLA

>> No.22148540

>>22148427
don’t they literally have billions in assets?

>> No.22148544
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22148544

Will Tesla go back up?

>> No.22148547

Does the general public know how much of a house of cards our stock market is? Like, surely they have to know this is not based on genuine market signals and sound economics, right?

>> No.22148555

>>22148539
left
sell

>> No.22148562

>>22148524
oh and if you guys or anyone has better suggestions for this sort of strat than T, let me know so i can make a watchlist. i mean worst case scenario i can buy T at around 29 and maybe put a stop loss around 27, doesn't have to be too incredibly crazy or anything.

>> No.22148572

>>22148511
My dad bought me 40 shares of RIG back in 2013.

>> No.22148573

>>22148524
Literally think of major blue chip companies that have been around for decades. Coca Cola, McDonald’s, Walmart, Altria, Verizon

>> No.22148578

>>22148515
Definitely not, I'm thinking crab-day tomorrow and maybe a slight pump before close on Friday. 182-184 EOW is my prediction. It already rallied like crazy last week.

>> No.22148586
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KEWKEWKEW

>> No.22148596

>>22148435
Wait what happened? I just bought some of that coin that gives 6% apy as an experiment.
Also remember to buy the next SOXL dip.

>> No.22148595
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>>22148539

>> No.22148598

>>22148562
If you’re buying safe stocks you plan on holding forever you shouldn’t set a stop loss, just buy more on the dip

>> No.22148603

>>22148515
If I promise you it won't break 187.50, you promise me it won't dip below $167.50 because I sold puts. Deal?

>> No.22148606

>>22148427
Shit's starting to scare me, I know they are supposed to reveal the Iphone 12 soon but apparently it's going to be more expensive.

>> No.22148610

>>22148429
I just sold half of my NVDA today, you don’t think it’s outrunning itself?

>> No.22148618

>>22148596
but when is the fucking dip, ive been waiting for literally 25 straight days

>> No.22148630

If I boomer invest (dump it all into SPY/QQQ tracking index funds) my retirement accounts and leave some to play with in a taxable, should I max my IRA or 401k first?

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>> No.22148646

>>22148610
i doubt it because if you long it i think it's still good because the new graphics cards are gonna cause a shit ton of people to upgrade and switch over because of how cheap it is

>> No.22148657

What are the sharps accumulating right now?

>> No.22148660
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>>22148578
Dang son, you think it will rally all the way to $184?

>> No.22148672
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>>22148603

>> No.22148695

>>22148598
the stop loss was in consideration of "REITs are risky" comment in the previous thread. but yeah that's what im looking for.

i thought AAPL was that but after the 8% dump and how crazy tech in general has been idk. i want something safe and predictable that i can just DCA through standard deviation dips on while holding some in case it keeps going up. scaling in and scaling out over and over. what's good for that in the current economic environment?

>> No.22148700

>>22148397
LOL get fucked loser

>> No.22148702

>>22148586
Based QQQ call bro. How long you gonna hold those?

>> No.22148706
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22148706

will I make it

>> No.22148710

>>22148540
200 Billion liquid as of Jan 20 not sure about after but I doubt rona obviously didn't hurt their cashflow. I wonder if they could be running low because apparently they are building something like 75 million Iphone 12s to be ready at launch. I really have no clue I just need it to hit 140 in 3 weeks

>> No.22148726

-2000 tomorrow dubs will confirm

>> No.22148748

>>22148539
Hold

>> No.22148752

>>22148695
Big oil stocks will probably only be flat or go up for a while, and they have nice dividends. XOM, CV, Phillips66

>> No.22148771

>>22148646
That’s true, I believe it’s a great long hold but it’s up bigly and I could see it being affected by a correction in the nasdaq, which I think has to happen soon. I’m keeping half because if we go into 1999-style bubble territory instead of a pullback or slowdown I want that 10x lol. Either way, if you don’t plan on selling for five or ten years you’ll be fine.

>> No.22148772

>>22148726
Rollin for complete decline

>> No.22148774

>>22148315
Shill me stocks. Thinking about restructuring about $1500

>> No.22148785

>>22148752
oil scares me. i just don't want to get bogged bro, i want to feel safe with hodling if i need to and playing the range, buying the dips and flipping them over and over.

>> No.22148787

>>22148700 if i roll good this time then u get fucked and i win big

>> No.22148789

>>22148610
No, they won't be able to keep up with the demand for 3070s and 3080s

>> No.22148800

>>22148610
Sell covered atm calls instead of the stock imo.if worried

>> No.22148806

>>22148375
I like ARR. and HIX but it’s not a REIT

>> No.22148809

>>22148752
Also MMP. This board sleeps on MMP so hard but it's got an 11% div yield and the balance sheet to support it. Midstream gas is fee based and they can just sit on their pipeline network and collect infinite shekels with very little overhead.

XOM is considering massive layoffs by the way.

>> No.22148814
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TQQQ Debit call spreads, you know the drill, anons!!!!! We'll make it.

>> No.22148815

>>22148785
??? Oil is about as safe as it gets at these levels

>> No.22148830

>>22148789
demand for 3070 will be insane. That card is sicko value. Will run every game for next 6 years fine

>> No.22148832

Whats the cheapest stock that I can fuck around options with?

>> No.22148846

>>22148771
i'm planning on leaving the market for 9 months to focus on my studies so i'm looking for pretty good plays right now

>> No.22148848

>>22148752
>>22148809
Also MRO is a good swing trade stock and made me a shit load of money off the March lows before I sold in early June

>> No.22148852

>>22148832
GME :)

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>>22148539
god i hate having a fart fetish

>> No.22148867
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Should I cut my losses on this retarded decision or wait it out

>> No.22148880
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>>22148857

>> No.22148881

>>22148787
If I get digits you must go all in on KTOV at open tomorrow

>> No.22148888
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22148888

>Go to r/wallstreetbets because someone linked a good DD post yesterday
>Check out the rest of the sub and it is pure cancer
Fuck and I thought the shitcoin and anime spam was bad. Is this Stockholm syndrome?

>> No.22148891

>>22148315
iron red apophyllite?

>> No.22148893

>>22148800
I’ve had friends that I haven’t talked to in years calling me up for the pst ten days or so because they heard I was a “day trader” and want financial advice. Half of them are all in on Tesla and the rest are buying a mix of Tesla, Apple, and meme stocks. The whole thing has me spooked. These retards will end up being liquidated eventually, although I think it will take a while.

>> No.22148895

>>22148867
If Tesla does another retarded pump that could go ITM briefly

>> No.22148899

>>22148852
isnt that just a pump and dump?

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>>22148774
>1500
You retard. Forget about restructuring and go all in on a blue-chip stock.

>> No.22148904

>>22148888
>susprised reddit is cancer
You new?

>> No.22148914

>>22148427
Really anon? Apple of all people filing for bankruptcy?

>> No.22148917

>>22148888
>Fuck and I thought the shitcoin and anime spam was bad.
The truth is that this board is probably smarter than analysts, retail investors, and all the other communities. Yeah, there's stupid people here sometimes but it happens.

>> No.22148918
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22148918

aaaaaahhhhhh


Futures blood red

>> No.22148933

>>22148427
The fact that this received even 1 serious reply is so god damn stupid

>> No.22148934

>>22148547
What the fuck is a bubble?
*signs on to Robinhood*
*swipes right to buy more TSLA*
TO THE MOON

>> No.22148935

>>22148899
It is a massive short squeeze. If you get calls to the top and puts on the way back down, tons of money to be made

>> No.22148941

>>22148904
Don't go to reddit often

>> No.22148942

>>22148893
Tell them to go all in on TSLA with leverage and when they lose everything act like you lost everything too while feeling smug as fuck that you ruined their future. Then hit on their wives on facebook with public posts

>> No.22148944

>>22148706
Don't forget about the fees when trading US stocks on wealthsimple.
Those stocks probably cost around $12 to buy. Better to use interactivebrokers for US stocks.

>> No.22148947
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22148947

>>22148888
>he doesn't like anime

>> No.22148952

>>22148815
My concern is if tech drops drastically will the money shuffle to boomer stocks or exit the market?

>> No.22148959

>>22148867
If tomorrow is another -8% I'd highly consider it. Even then, I'd rather just hold given the volatility of TSLA. If the 9k is less than 10% of your investment money, just hold; otherwise, wait and observe what happens tomorrow.

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>>22148918
about fucking time for some cheapies

>> No.22148972

>>22148867
Sept 22 TSLA battery day will tell you

>> No.22148978

>>22148918
everything was up today, what do you expect?

>> No.22148982

>>22148539
sell

>> No.22148986

GAYY and GAYYY are available as a license plates in florida
Problem is bears can't afford cars right now

>> No.22148992

>>22148918
>.1%
>.2%
we'll be fine

>> No.22148998

>>22148893
They are small accts though. Look at apple or google market cap. Its not daytraders with 15k

>> No.22149001

>>22148917
People here just spend more time on it than others. This place attracts addicts and if even 1/5 is correct and it picks up steam we win

>> No.22149002

>>22148547
>Does the general public know how much of a house of cards our stock market is?
People got the idea that 2008 was a disaster of the banks' own making, I think. As for the stock market in general I doubt that's common knowledge.

>> No.22149003

>>22148618
You're gonna have to wait for significant bad news from tech. Or just grab it the next time it goes under 300.

>> No.22149004

>>22148389
App Store legal battles. Tim Cook stock dump earlier. Stock split.

>> No.22149016

>>22148952
Some was already moving to boomer stocks today. At worst tech keeps pumping and oil stocks slowly recover. At best tech tops out and money moves to oil making it pomp. And you collect the divvy along the way. Another good option for what you are doing is bank stocks. BAC, TFC, CNA, FHN... big divvy and safe with possible upside

>> No.22149027

>>22148646
I don't think you have any idea how nvidia makes money or how to evaluate their market cap. Hint: it's not decided by basedboys buying vidya gear

>> No.22149030

How much money will you guys get before you move it all to boomer divvie stocks?

>> No.22149047

>>22149027
explain to a fellow bizlet then please

>> No.22149052

>>22148942
I’ve been telling most if them that they should go with their gut. The few that I like I told to take their profit and run or at least figure out how to get out when the time is right. These are North Florida beach scum so I figure the thing about a fool and his money is in effect anyway.

>> No.22149053

>>22148544
i have to hope it will.

>> No.22149056

>>22149030
You need like 250k above to live comfortable off divies.

>> No.22149067

>>22148573
>Coca Cola
KO is such a fucking good buy right now

>> No.22149069

>>22149004
Makes sense I would just think the hype of the new Iphone, Ipad, watch would start to drive up the stock by now. It's also probably because I bought calls

>> No.22149070

>>22148389
Who cares, why aren’t you buying?
Do you want to post pink wojaks the rest of your life?

>> No.22149083

>>22148959
9k is under 10% of it, and most of my money has come very fast from AAPL and QQQ call profits the last few weeks. So I'm essentially playing with house money on this one.
>>22148972
beginning to think battery day is priced in?

>> No.22149090

>>22149067
I prefer PEP

>> No.22149091
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U WANT DO IT RAW

>> No.22149093

>>22149004
Tim Cook's dump was early in the week. Legal battle literally no one cares because Epic won't win. Sweeney's already crying like a bitch.

>> No.22149095

>>22148430
Biggest tip I can give to newbie investors on here is to watch out for shit like this.

SJW corruption is harder to fix than any economic fuckery. Run away from that shit fast, regardless of if you are based or cucked.

>> No.22149101

>>22149056
how? most divvy companies give 5% or less annual

>> No.22149102

>>22149030
im in zoomer divvie stocks :)

>> No.22149106

UAVS is going to the moon, it may take a year but its happening

>> No.22149109

>>22148986
kek I was just on there checking if DOW 30K was available, might get it but I don't think it fits the UCF plate

>> No.22149115

>>22148952
Short term the entire market would take a haircut but honestly there's really only so low a lot of these huge dividend yield extremely profitable and stable boomer stocks can actually go. I think instead of thinking of it in terms of boomer stocks vs tech it would be more accurate to say the market will rebalance away from growth and towards value. The problem for tech IMO is that a company like AAPL or TSLA at current valuation really don't fit into either category, and are objectively overvalued. I would put AMD in that same category. Other tech sector companies not so much. In particular TSM.

>> No.22149116

>>22148393
while I don't advocate buying into REITs right now, there are some REITs, even commercial real estate ones, that have still managed great rent collection despite lockdown quarterly. REITs who have not cut dividends through the worst of corona. REITs that are focused entirely on office or industrial etc. instead of uncertain commercial real estate.

that said, the risk is that their rent collections are only high because so many companies are basically zombie corporations staying afloat only because of government bux.

>> No.22149118

>>22148998
I agree 100% but I still think it’s spooky. I’m not sitting out by any means, just getting a little cautious. I’ve always been suspicious of anything that everyone thinks is good anyway.

>> No.22149131

>>22148544
If it does, never like before.
It won't though. Sell now and take the small loss dumbass. Stop being so fucken greedy.

>> No.22149136

>>22149101
Comfort is subjective :^)

>> No.22149142

>>22149102
Buying divvies just feels so good.

>> No.22149152

>>22149016
Yeah I saw the boomer divy stock small pump today. Banks worry me tho. It might be a long time, but from what I see anecdotally. There’s so many car loans, mortgage and business loans right now not being paid. It might take a year but banks are going to 2008 again when the brrr stops.

>> No.22149156

I miss the days when people short TSLA everyday.

>> No.22149170

>>22149101
Not if you’re investing in big tobacco and big oil. MO gives a 7.4% divvie and XOM gives a 8.8%

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Will i make it?

>> No.22149177

>>22148430
Story?

>> No.22149181

>>22148917
/this


as some anon said in a /smg/ thread earlier today


"/smg/, /o/ and /lit/ are the only places on 4chan you can find people who might know what they are talking about"

>> No.22149182

>>22149052
>The investment advice equivalent of "just b urself :)"
Well played anon. Well played.

>> No.22149197

>>22149027
I understand they are starting to rotate into datacenters, automotive, and image visualization but when the 2000 series launched It still made up about half of their income as far as I'm aware. At the cost to performance I would wager that the 3000 series will be far more popular than the 2000 series. I would think at least in the First 2 or 3 quarters of 3000 launch that revenue will be up bigly.

>> No.22149205

>>22148893
>>22149118
You also have to remember, not only are they minuscule accounts, it's largely because everyone is bored right now. and like you said they've all be too dumb/greedy to take profits and end up with zero.

>> No.22149208

>>22149004
>Won't allow chinkshit devs to sidestep their fees
>Timmy takes his giant stock bonus and doesn't even sell all of it when it's at ATH
>More affordable stock price
Sounds pretty based to me.

>> No.22149214

>>22149181
/o/ is the slowest but most surprising board in this joint

>> No.22149223

>>22149170
If you are looking into XOM now is the time. It ate shit today @39, even if it hits below its ten year average and lands back at $60 next year you are in the money.

>> No.22149226

>>22149181
except remove /biz/ and /lit/ and add /an/

>> No.22149239

>>22149170
ok even still how are you getting by with less than 15k annual income?

>> No.22149242

>>22149181
>>22149214
/ck/ is the best board and you can't prove me wrong

>> No.22149245

>>22149226
Occasional /mu/ thread

>> No.22149246

>>22149093
Yes I am aware of how a calendar works.

>> No.22149251

>>22149047
No. Google

>> No.22149260

>>22149170
And MMP gives 11% yield tax free with a relatively stronger balance sheet than XOM. I will continue repeating it until I am blue in the face. Go look at their financials. It is a very well disciplined company and the entire fucking thing is basically run to keep the payout coverage ratio solid in order to enrich the MGMT, who buy the way just went balls deep with buying shares.

>> No.22149261

>>22149181
Exactly.

>>22149182
>The investment advice equivalent of "just b urself :)"
This is kind of true. It's not great advice because the truth is that, and I'm not trying to be rude, but the truth is that some people aren't smart enough to do this. I do think that going with your gut is good if you're smart enough. Just practice trading options in your head. Write them down and see how they're doing a few weeks/months later.

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>>22148315
Buy SQQQ puts and close, sell the puts on open. Buy more SQQQ puts at close. So what would you guys rate my strategy?

>> No.22149278

>>22149181
Other investment forums are clogged up with fucken dumbasses that think Tesla will just go up forever.
I checked an Investing Subreddit for curiosity (I know) and holy fuck they are sub-human

>> No.22149299

>>22148918
>Futures
Not an argument

>> No.22149305

Dear /smg/,
Tomorrow, I will sell all my AAPL.
Tomorrow, I will sell a portion of most of my other holdings, having made peace with the possibility of losing the rest, and the possibility of missing out.
Tomorrow, I will keep 60% of the account in cash, and wait for any crash.
If it never comes, well, that's ok too. I'll have a lot of cash to swing trade AMD with.
Exceptions: I will keep my CLSK because I'm already deep in the red and don't care about it anymore.

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>>22149263
that's a cute camper

>> No.22149308

>>22149263
Have fun with tax man

>> No.22149311

>>22149223
Oil fag here. When the rumors of cutting dividend floats around it’ll happen a few weeks later. Eg rdsb su bp and al the rest. Exxon has a mini dump incoming.

The rest are pretty floored unless some massive crash.

>> No.22149318

>>22149181
/diy/ and /out/ are pretty good too, /diy/ especially.

>> No.22149324

>>22149308
Hire a CPA.

>> No.22149326

>>22148935
I hope I don't do anything retarded then, it doesn't feel like its going gettings calls at this point is a great idea

>> No.22149330

>>22149205
Now I’m regretting selling that NVDA. Maybe I’ll buy it back tomorrow if we see a dip.

>> No.22149331

i'm really uncomfortable with the amount of green we've been seeing

>> No.22149336

>>22149278
That's good cause when it starts to drop and they all panic sell I can ride the fucking wave

>> No.22149338

I didn't want to make a thread for this, I'm absolutly new to investing and I just opened a roth ira account, I'm looking to buy into an agressive fund. Any recommendations?

>> No.22149346

>>22149261
Yes to your point about being smart, but you also NEED good instincts too. Being smart by itself doesn't cut it. Esp not with options, which I am constantly tempted by but can't bring myself to touch. Some longish dated MRO calls do sound pretty fucking good rn though

>> No.22149347

>>22149305
Why not just invest in things that are already at rock bottom but will eventually recover?
Airlines?

>> No.22149349

>>22149305
Hahahahahahahhahahahhaha this is your average clsk holder refusing to let the rest of his portfolio balance out his poor decision making

>> No.22149362

>>22149308
I'm fleeing the country if I end up owing money to the IRS, in minecraft of course :)

>> No.22149365

>>22149338
TQQQ

>> No.22149367

>>22149242
>ck
>cock
You would like that board fgt

>> No.22149382

>>22149336
When it crashes, do you think its worth buying? Or was this whole thing a one time flash in the pan event.

>> No.22149388

>>22149263
I tried trading SQQQ puts before and it never seemed to work out, even though it seemed like a good idea. Having better luck with TQQQ calls and put credit spreads.

>> No.22149393

How do I bet on volatility?
VIXY VIXM UVXY?

>> No.22149405

>>22149338
Invest in what you understand, particularly if you are new.

>> No.22149406

I can't believe AMD is at $90. It doesn't make any sense.

>> No.22149409

>>22149347
lost opportunity to invest in better things in the meantime.

>> No.22149424

>>22149311
Hey Im a complete asshat can you put this in kindergarten terms?

Like most analysts reports I've read list it as a hold, I saw 6 reports recommend selling but morningstar said buy so here I am 75 shares deep

>> No.22149429

>>22149382
What do you think I am, psychic?
Anything that big is worth buying when it crashes you just need to know when you've hit the bottom
>essentially the same position we're in today just with a lower number to buy into

>> No.22149430

>>22149239
I don’t know man I’m not invested in divvie stocks. I guess the idea is you still have a job, maybe 10-20 years out from retirements and you’re DRIPping that guaranteed 5-10% annual free money to compound which is objectively safer than going after growth stocks.

>> No.22149431

>>22149242
/ck/ is honestly the comfiest board /qa/ used to be comfy to but it got ruined with soijack spam

>> No.22149432

>>22149338
GME

you'd still be smart money going into it now because at least you're not a retard short
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4371893-gamestop-short-squeeze-part-ii

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>>22149347
Yeah maybe you right
>>22149349
No bully please

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22149468

Last chance to buy UTZ below $20 is coming soon. Get in or stay poor.

>> No.22149480

Honestly, I think the play for SQQQ, provided you have enough money, is probably just purchasing a few LEAP calls. I don't think the markets going to crash like March, and I also don't think it's going to tank much either. If anything, I think the growth will just slow down. Just have these calls ready in the event that there is some catastrophic crash so that you'd have something to fall back on.

>> No.22149490

>>22149226
>remove /lit/

/lit/ is the only place on 4chins where you can find any kind of intelligent discussion on philosophy, history, literature or theology. I've been studying "dark age" history and comparative religion since the late 1980s and i still come across books i've never heard of on /lit/

/his/ is garbage

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QQQ LEAP bro, what strikes/expiration do you use?

>> No.22149502

>>22148702
Selling as soon as QQQ hits 305 and rolling out $80k of it into November 315s

>> No.22149509

>>22149311
IMO Exxon will not cut its div. They can ride this out by issuing bonds if they really need to and before they have to do that they will have done layoffs and cut capex (I would sell if they cut capex, their capex is what makes me love them like I love them.) But yeah NOBODY in the big boy chair at XOM wants to be the guy who cut dividends. NOBODY. They won't do it unless things get desperate, and desperate just isn't really on the horizon for big oil at the moment. XOM will trim the fat and in about a year when their capex starts maturing into producing assets you will see record breaking numbers out of them.

Having said that we are one Russian/Saudi press announcement away from getting fucking desperate quick. Never forget that the REAL big oil is not XOM, it's Aramco and Rosneft. Those two DID collude to shut down US shake (the failure to reach production cut was a cover story) and would absolutely do it again to protect their long term national financial stability.

>> No.22149511

any thoughts on boomer tech like CSCO or IBM?

>> No.22149512

>>22149429
I've made money off psychics on 4chan.

>> No.22149513

>>22149432
GME is pretty spooky to get into. Wouldn't it be smarter to just buy TQQQ calls and SQQQ puts?

>> No.22149518

>>22149490
you can find intelligent discussion on all of that on /pol/

>> No.22149520

>>22149090
Same. Inferior drink, superior stock

>> No.22149522

>>22149490
>/his/ is garbage
plebus eunt domus

>> No.22149527

>>22149406
What do you mean?

>> No.22149530

>>22149497
Not a LEAP bro but I do 2-3 months out, 3-4% OTM from current price then sell when 1.5-2% ITM.

>> No.22149542

>>22149518
Most people are scared off because the truth is scary. The truth will set you free friends.

>> No.22149550

>>22149518
maybe two years ago

>>22149522
cringe & yikes
lets spam 10 more flying pyramids

>> No.22149554

>>22149424
Long term it won’t matter. Oil cheap as fuck right now. Check back in 2 years you’ll be alright.
If you rly want me to spell it out, oil stocks usually have good dividends. Pretty much all companies have cut there dividends. When that happens it’ll drop a few bucks and crab around there. Exxon dividend has been in the news lately, if they don’t cut dividends their the only oil company they didn’t.

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>>22149468
utz are better than nuts

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>>22149242
sure

>> No.22149564

>>22149152
Insiders are dumping literally everything, but the one thing they are buying is banks. And Buffett just went bigdick into BAC. Banks will be fine

>> No.22149577

I keep telling myself tech is too expensive and nvidia/amd/msft/apple etc just keep going up. As a younger investor how do I rationalize buying what seems to be high? Do I have to just be ready to sell at a moments notice so that I dont lose too much or what ever gains I do get? I always hold out hoping for a pull back that never happens.

>> No.22149596

I work in healthcare.
Should I take the guaranteed job with 40hrs a week and wage somewhere in the 50s or should I take a as needed job with a wage of 68 but no guarantee of hours.
The higher paying job I would be able to live at home and save more money, I would have to move for the other one.

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>>22149324
tfw CPA

>> No.22149612

>>22149530
Does theta not fuck you hard with those sorts of calls?

>> No.22149616

>>22149577
just buy it lol

>> No.22149621

>>22149577
in the exact same boat and have been agonizing over this for weeks. would love an answer

>> No.22149630

>>22149278
The fact that you can call someone a fucking retarded faggot and tell them to go kill themselves when they post a huge loss on a dumb fuck trade really separates the wheat from the chaff here too. Sites like reddit are hugboxes and frankly such environments are only appealing to dumb faggots who suck at investing and should probably fucking kill themselves such as TSLA buyers at any price above $400

>> No.22149638

>>22149599
Based.

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>>22149577
Just buy UTZ, they’re red hot!

>> No.22149644

>>22149577
You buy MSFT/NVDA/AMD/AAPL because they are solid companies with an active business model that looks to scale up..

You avoid companies like AAL, CCL, MRNA because you don't know where they fuck they are headed in these times of uncertainty. Does that help?

>> No.22149651

>>22148315
Alert aler t alert!!!!

>> No.22149652

>>22149596
Are you a provider? I'd go for the 40hr job. Will probably look better on a resume too

>> No.22149654

>>22148439
That graph ends at 2005 you fucking retard.

>> No.22149668

>>22149542
>>22149550
no but honestly I don't go there anymore, it's just demoralizing at this point.

>> No.22149670

>>22149596
40hrs and 50s. You'll have a guaranteed jobs and hours. You'll have a safety net and you can try to get promotions or save up to get a better education on whatever field you work in

>> No.22149675

>>22149612
Theta really only kicks in really hard in the last 2 weeks and even then, the more your calls get closer to ATM and then ITM, your delta rises and theta decay occurs less. Only retarded dumb moves like buying a weekly far OTM call (lottery tickets) on shit like earnings (IV crush imminent) are susceptible to assfuckery theta decay / IV crush. 2-3 months out is fine enough.

>> No.22149679

>>22149630
the reddit version of any board sucks nuts

r/AskHistorians is pretty much 50% warnings and threats from mods that unPC subjects must be avoided and the like

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22149680

Reminder that I bought RKT at 28 and sold at 34

Yes I am smug

>> No.22149701

>>22149652
I am a provider,
The thing is the second option potentially opens into a really cushy organisation further down the line.
Right now I have few bills if any.

>> No.22149705

>>22149095
get woke go broke

>> No.22149721

>>22149668
I don't either.
But knowing the truth is enough. Once I got over that horrible "existential crisis" about how bad things are, that kind of knowledge has really helped me in my life. I'm way more motivated than I ever was before. There is no need to hang there anymore unless something big happens.
Ironically, the Corona Virus threads there helped save me from losing a good amount of money.

>> No.22149722

>>22149095
This, stay away from Boeing lol

>> No.22149724

>>22149680
Nice RKT bro. I bought calls yesterday and sold them this morning for a quick double

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22149737

Why did my Apple leap calls (March 2021) increase in value today even though Apple went down? Is this delta related?

>> No.22149745

>>22149621
Don't fucking buy it, and stop lusting after past performance. How the fuck are you still struggling with this after today? Are the cracks in big tech not obvious to you now?

Here's a thought experiment - imagine you bought TSLA or whatever at close today. How good would you feel now? Would you feel confident? Or would you be holding on for dear life nervously checking your phone as often as you can waiting for that gut feeling you had 20 fucking percent ago to validate? I know what my answer is.

>> No.22149753

Any tanker chads in here? I'm still holding DHT and getting that sick dividend payout but will next quarter's dividends still be this good? Should I sell after I get it this quarter?

https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/dht/dividend-history

>> No.22149759

>>22149441
threadly reminder palantir is having an investor conferance september 10th

https://palantir.events/PalantirInvestorDay

>> No.22149760

>>22148630
401k up to matching then ira and then back to 401k. ira has better investment options and therefore larger returns

>> No.22149788

>>22149701
Take the safer job, peoples jobs about to be wrecked no insurance means to payments, means less staff at hospitals.

Plus we can both agree as health workers the meme flu is just that a fucking election year meme

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>>22149555

>> No.22149806

>>22149701
midlevel or MD?

i'd say go with the 40hr either way. im a practice manager and whenever the Doc and I are interviewing people to hire he always looks at gaps of fulltime work as potential red flags.

>> No.22149816

>>22149745
thats an easy tough experiment, but here's another. imagine sitting with 15000 on the sidelines during the past 25 day straight up TQQQ/SOXL run, thinking "one more day and it will go down"
today tesla went down again, a stock i would never buy anyway, and TQQQ is up almost 3% and SOXL up almost 9%
whats your answer to that?

>> No.22149828

So, whats the play for tomorrow, TQQQ or GME?

>> No.22149832

Oh frens, I am am going in on an serious NIO LEAP for 2022. Is this dumb? Or is this finna print?

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I am the king of unrealized gains and I'm going to kill myself

>> No.22149847

>>22149788
this also.

is it at a hospital? avoid hospitals imo

look for smaller clinic or private practices. if you can find a cool Dr. then working at a private practice can be comfy AF

>> No.22149874

>>22149828
TQQQ. I don't recommend GME unless you're a degen gambler and are ready to lose whatever you put in. In fact, I don't really recommend it even then.

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>>22148518
I will give Intel one more chance with their 7nm chips.

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>>22149790
Mulholland Drive (2001) looks good, thx anon

>> No.22149911

>>22149760
I need to do this, I put 17% into my 401k even though my employer only matches the first 3. Annual return on the large cap fidelity fund is like 8% and obviously I could do better with QQQ or something.

>> No.22149913

>>22149806
>>22149788
Thanks, that matches with my thoughts.

>> No.22149915

>>22148518
>you only choice is AMD
literally nothing besides pcie 4.0 nvme driver REQUIRE pcie 4.0 to fully function

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>>22149874
Will TQQQ touch $187.50 by Friday?

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>>22148435
Buy DENN

>> No.22149950

>>22149816
My answer to that is obviously I don't know what the future holds, and my pet stock I shill here on the regular MMP lost me money today and has lost me money basically since June. All I can tell you is that I don't envy people whose financial well being is tied to TQQQ, AAPL, or whatever continuing to ride up the parabola. Tech is straight up parabolic and while it would have been real fucking nice to have caught that wave a week ago, a month ago, a day ago, I'm more comfortable doing what I'm doing than participating in what I believe is collective delusion. But I could be severely retarded as well, who knows?

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>futures

>> No.22149960

>>22149874
This, if you had to make a choice then TQQQ. GME is for psychos unless you bought in super early.

>> No.22149968

>>22148881
I'm balls deep and bought warrants

>> No.22149976

>>22149913
I had lots of friends get crisis pay meme flu jobs in nyc to be sent back two weeks later

If you’re banking on high pay this fall under contract I’d wager against it

>> No.22149979

>>22149895
>Intel
>7nm chips
you mean the ones they'll outsource from TSMC?

>> No.22149981

>>22149759
even their website design is fuckin evil!!

>> No.22149991

>>22149950
You'll do well long term, don't let weekly YOLOers get you down.

>>22149933
Honestly DENN isn't a bad investment right now.

>> No.22149998

I'm too pants-shittingly terrified of a pullback on SPY and QQQ to risk my poorfag account and I keep losing money playing meme stocks so I'm parking it in IWM LEAPS for safe gains because it doesn't look too bubbly.

>> No.22150005

>>22149960
It looks like GME could do a KODK style super squeeze, could be worth a c note at least

>> No.22150008

>>22149181
/Trv/ is a wise board

>> No.22150011

>>22149968
I mean it's below book value it's not the worst idea of all time

>> No.22150021
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22150021

auy (Yamana GOLD)

>> No.22150025

>>22149480
far otm leaps?

>> No.22150028

>>22149921
Tough one. At the current rate it seems possible but you'd be cutting it very close. My conservative estimate is probably like ~185

>> No.22150040

>>22149960
>super early
i don't take my money lightly and I liquidated all my other positions to increase my GME from 10% to 100% today.
do your own DD on why I'd still be this confident to jump in after the first +30% pump.

of all the picks that /smg/ memes a lot, the only ones I actually bought into were TQQQ, TSM, and even the penny stock GSI.V

>> No.22150042

>>22150005
>tfw broker charges a per contract options fee
I'll skip this one lol

>> No.22150056

>>22149998
>I'm so afraid of the market going down that I'm just going to lose money by my own hand instead
do you know how retarded you sound?

>> No.22150060

>>22150011
I think it has great potential and management silence is pointing to something big. With jews you win or get jewed

>> No.22150091

>>22150025
I'd probably go for a strike price of $33 exp 6/18/21. If you're trading with triple digits, just forget it though. I'd probably only worry about this when you have mid 4 digits.

>> No.22150092

>>22149998
How do you define "risk".

>> No.22150106

>>22149554
Thoughts on NRGU?

>> No.22150109

FUCK THE """""""FEDERAL RESERVE""""""""""""" AND FUCK THESE SCAM MANIPULATED MARKETS

>> No.22150111

>>22150040
I read the article you posted and it could come to fruition. Wish you luck, lad. Post gains if you make it.

>> No.22150117

>>22149991
Thank you and congrats on your CPA, I have tried it twice now and can't stand it. If I ever see that smug faggot from the becker course IRL I will put my hand down my pants and make him smell my taint. Accounting ain't for me even though it's my career path

>> No.22150124

should I be worried about how the VIX is behaving

>> No.22150143

>>22150109
???
bro what

>> No.22150151

>>22150109
Money printing is based, JPOW pumping my bags.

We're fucked long term though

>> No.22150163

>>22150060
I know it's just funny to me to think that, not only is KTOV a biotech, it's also run by Jews. I mean how could you possibly go wrong with that?

>> No.22150165

>>22150109
Are you that faggot that bought half a million dollars of puts in April?

>> No.22150175

>>22150143
Federal Reserve is just a cabal of global satanists

>> No.22150192

>>22148881
damn dude how u do that?

>> No.22150194

>>22150165
I WISH I COULD BUY A PUT ON YOUR LIFE BITCH NIGGA

>> No.22150215

Buy CRSAW

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>>22150109

>> No.22150219

>>22150109
>>22150175
>>22150194
real schizo hours

did you buy TSLA 9/4 500c or something?

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>>22150219

>> No.22150242
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>>22150163
I will retire off it or let it run to zero. I can finally live my dream after. Pic related

>> No.22150252

I'm punching myself for selling my intel leaps early today (because I figured there would be a redip) and also not buying 0 day SPY calls any time after 11 as I watched it go up with no resistance from 355 to 358. At least I made some money on AMC calls at open.

>> No.22150255

>>22150215
biasised

Dropping MSFT tomorrow for this

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plz stop saying bad things about tesla i bought at 445 and you guys make me nervous

>> No.22150263

>>22150219
Calling out the Fed for their Jewish scams is now schizo posting you make me physically ill

>> No.22150266

>>22150008
every thread becomes a sex tourism thread

>> No.22150274

>>22150266
Do people travel for any other reason?

>> No.22150275

>>22150219
Yeah, tell us what you did and how much money you lost so we can all laugh at you

>> No.22150279

>>22150056
the absolute state of new investors

>> No.22150280

t.
weak hands getting shook the fuck out

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/smg/ needs more chad memes

>> No.22150294

>>22148489
Can you explain your strategy? From what I know, Martingale strategy is based on fixed win/loss amounts, but with spreads you generally don't make multibaggers, and when you lose, you lose the whole spread.

>> No.22150305

>>22150266
And that contradicts his post how?

>> No.22150308

Alright guys, so I should just put enough into my 401k to get employer match then just max out the 6k annually in my Roth IRA?

>> No.22150316
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Yall really buying gamestop huh

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>> No.22150326

>>CVA

Thoughts?

>> No.22150327

>>22150308
yes

>> No.22150346

>>22149981
what does evil website design look like anyways?

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>>22150284
semi applicable

>> No.22150355

>>22150316
Lol no but it'll be fun to watch

>> No.22150356

>>22150316
Nah I don't have extra funds right now, but if I did I'd call for $9 for next Friday and let it ride

>> No.22150363

>>22150318
Why are there chads mixed in on the top right.
Redo that.

>> No.22150366

>>22150308
Put everything in your IRA, use all your credit, declare bankruptcy, repeat

>> No.22150371

>>22150308
yes. put the stuff in your roth in bluechips or QQQ/SPY or equivalents. TQQQ if youre ballsy

>> No.22150377

>>22148430
This is true. I was working there in 2012 and it was so SJW focused at top to shift focus at how badly we were at engineering our products. They didn't need to discuss what terrible engineers people are being while they were so busy virtue signaling. I work for their competitor now

>> No.22150384

>>22149644
>>22149745
Thanks. Maybe I'll try nibbling at these stocks and put down a limit order 5% down if a pullback. Its tough, I always see the downside too strongly.

>> No.22150386

Guys can i get some serious replies. Im a bro in need. My left testicle has been feeling odd for some weeks. I bust a fat nut and then took a shower and i noticed it flipped sideways. I was freaked out and jiggled it till it returned to normal. For weeks now the cum duct i believe has been enlarged as compared to the right side. Is this normal? Ive got a mild discomfort occasionally but i might be psyching nyself out? Please guys im so worried

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>>22148439
>>22149654
This. We passed bubble long ago

>> No.22150412

>>22150386
No joke I had that too. I just ignored it and it went away though.

>> No.22150422

>>22150255
I've been loading up since .60. wish I would've been everything I had from the start

>> No.22150423

>>22150386
If this isnt the top then I dont know what is

>> No.22150430

>>22150346
I don't know.. I was just struck by how cold and clinical it is. That's fine though. I am interesting in this presentation next week, and assuming I still "feel" it I'm gonna drop some $ into it.

>> No.22150436

>>22149654
>>22150393
Holy shit you people are stupid

>> No.22150437

>>22150412
For real? I heard jizz can get backed up into the semen cord and cause it to get sort of clogged? Im just hoping its not torsion. Ive read that some torsions are painless and show no symptoms

>> No.22150440

>>22150377
Tell me a story plz I've only ever worked for rural small businesses with ultra conservative owners and have no idea how bad things are in the corporate world.

>> No.22150448

>>22150386
This is it. Liquidating my tech tomorrow.

>> No.22150450

>>22150318
Based and Christpilled.

>> No.22150453

>>22150430
it seems you're gut is telling you it's bullish

>> No.22150457

>>22150440
>and have no idea how bad things are in the corporate world.
I get emails once a week about which BLM causes we've donated money to

>> No.22150458

>>22150436
Shh dont tell them

>> No.22150462

>>22150437
Bro I dunno I'm not a doctor, I thought mine was tortion too and I've been fine. Maybe get a qt nurse to examine your scrote

>> No.22150466

>>22150386
Buy GME

>> No.22150472

>>22150423
Man this isnt a joke. I might lose one of my balls. Imagine being in my shoes right now. I need some advice im freaked out and actually making myself nauseuous im so stressed

>> No.22150483

>>22150316
Couple days ago maybe. I dunno about now.

>> No.22150486
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22150486

>>22150284
based /turnleft/

>> No.22150491

>>22150386
Paramedic-fag here,

you most likely have testicular torsion or some lasting after-the-fact damage.

you need to go see a DR. (not ER) and get that shit scanned. If not dealt with you could possibly not be able to have kids.

>> No.22150492

>>22150439
>>22150439

>> No.22150497

>intels new APU are more powerful than the ryzen APUs

Seems like intel is putting up a fight in the laptop department
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OXk5lL0CQ

>> No.22150500

>>22150056
>>22150092
I sometimes turn $100-$500 into $1-$5k but then I lose it all playing memes and have to start over. I'm currently between jobs so I can't deposit anymore money. This means I have to choose my plays very carefully because one -90% day means game over, and I can't afford the "high quality" options farther out and closer to the money. I usually "start over" by buying ATM SPY weekly calls and praying for a gap up (because it's all I can afford).

I believe very strongly that the VIX, DIX, RSI, and Bollinger bands on SPY and QQQ can't all be wrong, but by some rift in the timeline today was green instead of red. If I buy SPY calls for $100 expiring this Friday but then tomorrow is a -2.5% day it's game over. I was looking at VTI but that still mostly tracked the larger companies. I saw that far-OTM IWM LEAPS were +10% today and the index is still at pre-COVID levels so it doesn't look too bubbly. My thought was that if there actually is a -2.5% pullback day in the mega-caps all those trillions will have to rotate somewhere.

Basically I'm just being really risk averse right now and need an index that will go up with the money printer but not go down too much with the next mega-cap correction this month.

>> No.22150501

>>22150457
Dude I would blow my fucking top at shit like that. I don't think I could handle it, legitimately. FUCK that shit. I can barely deal with women co-workers who aren't even my boss, who are themselves ultra conservative.

>> No.22150505

>>22150472
You're stressed because you don't just hodl and your nuts are paying the price.

>> No.22150541

>>22149346
I feel the same way about buying them. I have done pretty good selling cash covered puts and covered calls

>> No.22150566

>>22150386
In addition to what the paramedic said about testicular torsion, look up varicocele.

>> No.22150584

>>22150472
I blue balled once so hard that I nearly passed out from my nuts hurting, I felt like I had torsion too. I went and got a nurse to check it out the next day and they said nothing was wrong kek

>> No.22150603

>>22150294
put a bet on a debit spread right ATM, if you win you double your money if you lose put another bet with more money until you win

>> No.22150645

>>22150603
gamblers ruin?

>> No.22150726

>>22148511
I bought 18 shares of AMD back in May, that was my first stock

>> No.22150780

>>22150500
if you're actually being risk adverse you'd stick it all in SPY or some ETF and work harder at getting a job. Right now you're just gambling like a retard because you think you're smarter than the market.

>> No.22150801

>>22149644
>avoid CCL
Horrible advice.

>> No.22150822

>>22150645
you have way better chances doing this this isnt 50/50, for example you can bet TQQQ is gonna go above $180 in the next two weeks which is very likely to happen with the way its going and double your money

>> No.22150831

Is there any reason to believe QQQ won't crash anytime soon

>> No.22150836

>>22150801
But then I expect nothing less out of /biz/ hence why I rarely come to this shithole.

>> No.22150840

>futures
w-what's happening doombullbros? Should I be nervous?

>> No.22150949

>>22150645
>>22150822
plus you can go way longer than two weeks even until next year if you start losing a lot just add a bigger time period to up your chances

>> No.22150962

>>22150831
I bought some puts on it. I guarantee you're safe holding QQQ.

>> No.22151009

>>22149468
Where can i get these chips

>> No.22151021

>>22148539
Buy. Honestly there really is no point in selling anything before battery day the earliest and even then I'd only sell like half at the most. Don't give up on meme magic so quickly.
>>22148918
>,23% AHHHHH
>>22148893
Every time there is a flash crash, like today with TSLA i am instantly relieved of my despair because I know that only niggers and thots are selling. Everyone else is either holding or buying the dip because everyone else knows that it's going to moon again before and leading up to battery day and then the bags will get dropped.
As far as panic selling AAPL i don't get it? it's a 2 trillion dollar company who cares if goes down a couple percent lmao
>>22149030
100% of it? Idk man probably like a few million but i'd go for real estate over divvies if I was able to learn that game.
>>22149181
/fit/ is pretty fucking awful.
t. someone that actually lifts
>>22149305
Sounds like holding onto your AAPL is about the only good decision you could possibly make. Cut your losses with your gay peruvian energy company and put it into TQQQ and shut up. Stop buying meme shit.
>>22149347
>Buy airlines bro
Glad to know I am not the worst investor here by a long shot.

>> No.22151196

>>22150266
You don't bring your balls with you when travelling?

>> No.22151207

>>22151021
Absolute shit, meme level advice.

>> No.22151244

>>22150962
Why would you put puts on QQQ? Not trying to call you out, but what on earth makes you think Tech is going to go down any time soon?

>> No.22151275

>>22150497
>Linus Shill Tips

>> No.22151305

>>22150840
Irrelevant right now
But we'll gap down in the morning and just keep on going
It isn't the rug pull but it'll seem like it around here