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>> No.22139929
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*goes up*

>> No.22139939

I'm balls deep in tesla and still made money today, what's your excuse?

>> No.22139938

first for november crash

>> No.22139942

tesla will crash they still say

>> No.22139948
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>>22139902
>SPY 357

>> No.22139962

how many of you are holding bags today? how much are you down? do you expect to at least break even some day?

>> No.22139968

here we go .... https://ir.rocketcompanies.com/news-and-events/press-releases/press-release-details/2020/Rocket-Companies-Announces-Second-Quarter-Results/default.aspx

>> No.22139970
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>another faggot cartoon thread

>> No.22139979

The Dow Jones Industrial just closed above 29,000! You are so lucky to have me as your PresidentWinking faceWith Joe Hiden’ it would crashAnguished face

>> No.22140001

>>22139929
this board is for adults, not children.

>> No.22140002
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>>22139902
>The president celebrates with us degens
I LOVE TRUMP

>> No.22140003
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>>22139979

>> No.22140016

should i buy a tesla truck or a 2dr bronco?

>> No.22140022
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22140022

I told "oilbros" that the bags they took were going to be long holds into at least 2021. I also told "IVRchads" they were complete fucking idiots.
Give me your ticker and thesis and I will tell you if you are doomed or not. No TSLA or memetickers though.

>> No.22140023

>>22140016
VTSAX

>> No.22140036
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>up 25% on NVDA
My dick is diamonds.

>> No.22140042

>>22140016
What would O.J. Simpson do?

>> No.22140050
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>> No.22140054
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comfy lil +1.65% day

>> No.22140069

>>22140042
Murder a white woman and get away with it?

>> No.22140071

>down 2.31% today
>up 4.12% this week
If AAPL goes red tomorrow I'm going all in

>> No.22140076

>>22140036
Is there ever going to be a dip? or is this thing just going straight to 700?

>> No.22140077

>>22140022
I bought $20k of WFC at 24.30, holding long. Fucked or not?

>> No.22140082
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Tesla is going to 200 in one month

>> No.22140102

>>22140022
gold and silver mining stocks, GDX/GDXJ

>> No.22140105

>Revenue of $5.04B (+437.3% Y/Y) beats by $1.13

WHY IS IT DOWN

>> No.22140112
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22140112

>sold just enough TSLA to buy 1 AMZN today
Am I now going to be better off than before once this tech shit dumps or not?

>> No.22140120

>>22140022
All in on NAK

>> No.22140129

>>22140069
>(((white))) woman

>> No.22140131

i was up $200 premarket
i was instantly down $500 after open
i transferred $6K in and bought "the dip"
i was then down $1K
i was tempted to take it all out, but i took some melatonin instead and went to sleep

i woke up and i'm up $200

>> No.22140138
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>made a couple hundred bucks day trading today
>no overnight risk, sleep easy

max comfy

>> No.22140156
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22140156

>he bought my RKT

>> No.22140157

>>22140105
Im tired of newfags not understanding why stocks move a certain way after earnings and I'm not going to explain why.

>> No.22140168

>>22140112
this might blow your mind right now, but: no one knows the future.

>> No.22140176

I just saw TSLA jump 2%

>> No.22140178

>>22140016
2dr bronco, Tesla truck, E-Hummer... lots of cars coming out for the successful investor to blow his cash on.

>> No.22140182
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>>22140105

>> No.22140191

>>22140138
My portfolio was flat and I couldn't get get any sleep because my schizophrenic friend was blowing up my phone with conspiracy theories and bible verses. Feels bad man.

>> No.22140198

>>22140105
>NEWS GOOD WHY LINE GO DOWN???

every fucking time.

>> No.22140203

>>22140157
thank you for taking the time to explain how smart you are but provide nothing of value to the conversation dunning kruger 23 year old

>> No.22140209

>>22140131
also if I lost another 1-2%, it would have triggered my stop loss, and i would have missed out on all that money.

maybe stop losses are not a good idea after all.

>> No.22140232

>>22140022
GME and RKT
Im a degen
Lets gooooooooo

>> No.22140239
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22140239

IS THIS YOUR CRASH BEARS??????

>> No.22140240

Who the fuck taught Trump about emojis?

>> No.22140241

>RKT
Third Quarter Outlook

We expect the following ranges compared to the year-earlier period:

Net rate lock volume of between $93 billion and $98 billion, which would represent an increase of 98% to 108% compared to $47.0 billion in the third quarter of 2019.
Closed loan volume of between $82 billion and $85 billion, or an increase of 105% to 112% compared to $40.3 billion in the third quarter of 2019.
Gain on sale margins of 4.05% to 4.30%, which would be an improvement of 23% to 31% compared to 3.29% in the third quarter of 2019.

>he panic sold

>> No.22140244

>>22140203
No problem, also I'm 33 not 23.

>> No.22140248
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>>22140168
Isn't that what the billionaire traders on this board do here all day?

>> No.22140252

>>22140191
what are your friend's stock picks?

>> No.22140269

>>22140203
nobody fucking knows what happens after an earnings beat, sometimes stock goes up, sometimes stock goes down, simple fucking as

t. Got burned on NET earnings

>> No.22140270
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ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

>> No.22140275

>>22140203
He's right. People in here are retards and I don't give a fuck anymore. I am indeed 23.

>> No.22140278

>>22140244
literal manchild

>> No.22140280
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>>22139962

Bagholding a lot on SRNE and a bit on TSLA. I'm only worried about SRNE.

>> No.22140287
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SOXL up 8.97% today.

>> No.22140293

>>22140077
Depends on your timeline and targets. WFC is the most retarded of the big banks. Expect some mini-runs into November, then March of next year. I'd think about selling or buying puts in March. Actually with how big pension funds rebalance, January 1 might be the new March in this interest environment.
>>22140102
Miners are fine but commodity cycles are thought of in months and years, not weeks or days. The interest will be futures -> big producers -> royalty companies -> new producers -> juniors -> explorers
Each step can take months as interest will only move to the right if the commodity price seems to stabilize at higher and higher points.
>>22140120
All or nothing by 2025. But you knew that.

>> No.22140302
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It is not enough that I succeed. Others must fail.

>> No.22140309

>>22140248
nah we gamble and sometimes get lucky. you figure out a statistical "edge" and just wash rinse repeat. you're not trying to be right all the time you're just trying to be right more often than you're wrong comparative to your risk management.

>> No.22140314

Fuck I should've sold my Slack calls today

>> No.22140335

>>22140022
GME and WKHS

>> No.22140352
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>>22139883
hmm, Sure

>> No.22140356

>>22140252
He is mostly into airline stocks. Don't take advice from him please.

>> No.22140357

wtf i thought RKT killed earnings. why is their stock getting killed

>> No.22140359

>>22140232
I know nothing of RKT. They have earnings today which is the beginning of death for most tickers if they don't meet expectations.
GME has one more holiday season of juice left in it before it descends into the depths. Wildly oversold and absurdly overshorted.

>> No.22140369
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>RKT

>> No.22140375
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Get in on this DIP /smg/

>> No.22140381
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Is this sustainable!?

>> No.22140385

>>22140278
I don't care if I'm a man child, I my own comfy country house and have a good job NEET.

>> No.22140389

>>22140077
go citi or jp morgan they have the largest stakes in the fed reserve. bac is also too big to fail and a good choice

>> No.22140405

>>22140270
Is a spread better profit/risk than just buying TQQQ?

>> No.22140408

>>22139939
I prefer stocks that don’t dip 15% in 2 days

>> No.22140420

>>22140356
LUV's been slowly rising.

>> No.22140429
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>>22140287
i love it my bro :)

>> No.22140433
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>>22140381
Try this

>> No.22140450

>>22140302
Thank god I bailed out of RKT before EOD. I'm still up 1.5% because of that

>> No.22140451

AIR BNB APPROACHED TO GO PUBLIC BY SPAC

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/airbnb-spurns-approach-ackmans-blank-183805710.html

>> No.22140461

>>22140269
it's a lot easier to play the hype before an earnings, it's a lot more predictable. i'd rate it something like this in terms of predictability:

People's expectations/hype: very predictable
People's reactions to events: less predictable
The results of actual events themselves: completely unpredictable unless you have insider information.

>> No.22140472

>>22140270
Starting to feel like I shouldve done 10k tqqq and 3k apple instead of the other way around

>> No.22140476

>>22140375
>instant dip AH
what does it all mean though

>> No.22140485

>>22140016
You should just buy more TQQQ instead.

>> No.22140488

>>22140335
>GME
see
>>22140359
>WKHS
I don't think any pure EV ticker is properly valuated because of the meme balloon of retail interest of TSLA below them. But it has an options chain so you should be hedging major dates with puts. Government contracts are not nearly as good for the price long term as people think. The future of WKHS will be based on if it can use that cash flow to generate a private customer base.

>> No.22140496
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22140496

Ive made 10k this week on qqq calls. Probably going to trip dick on dxm tonight

>> No.22140511

Okay I have 10 grand, give me 1 stock to go all in.
I'm gonna hold for 5 years

>> No.22140514

>>22140476
because selling before a possible bad ER is a thing. which is the wise thing to do for traders

>> No.22140523

you still have a chance to get in on FEAC

>> No.22140536

>>22140168
you're breaking my crystal balls.

>> No.22140543
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LICK MY HAIRY ASS HOMO BEAR NIGGERS

>> No.22140544

>>22140511
DENN

>> No.22140546

>>22140511
UDOW is in your ID
Can't argue with fate. It's even fully capitalized.

>> No.22140547

>>22140405
It really depends on how much you have, anon! If you can afford to buy a ton of TQQQ shares, you should probably just buy them since you can't lose them. The downside is that you won't make money as fast unless you REALLY have a lot of shares.

Spreads are great because the potential losses are limited (Even if the the gains are also "limited".) More or less, they're kind of like "Diet Naked Calls"!!! Your gains can be realized relatively quickly, but the downside is you can still lose money (even if it's very minimized.)

>> No.22140552

>>22140511
All stocks are crazy overvalued. But they can become even more overvalued.

>> No.22140554
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>>22140022

XOM & RDSB OILBRO HERE

TELL ME HOW REKT I AM MR. ORACLE

CONVINCE ME TO SELL THIS DIAMOND BLOOD HANDS

>> No.22140565

>>22140022
XIAOMI and Chinese Unicom

>> No.22140568

>>22140511
>UDOW
its a sign

>> No.22140571

>>22140472
Stick with apple at least until after their event

>> No.22140572

>>22140239
NGL, liquidated my margin holdings and am unironically in cash.
Still trading options short term for profit though. After TQQQ dropped into the red, piled on QQQ call options and netted 12% in 4 hours.

>> No.22140574

>>22140511
NVDA

>> No.22140582

>>22140511
>rmUDOWs3
>UDOW
ALL-IN UDOW

>> No.22140587

DRUMPF USED EMOJIS
I REPEAT,PLUMPF DISCOVERED EMOJIS
SHRUMPF IS SHITPOSTING
SELL SELL SELL
NOW

>> No.22140601

>>22140156
>he sold rkt today
Why? The time was 2 or 3 days ago

>> No.22140602

>>22140587
based

>> No.22140605

PagerDuty stock went down 20% on a bad earning report. Even though it's up 40 million from what it was last year

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>>22140511
WMT obviously

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okay, tesla dumped but didnt take the nasdaq with it. is that my signal to go all in on TQQQ and SOXL? I was waiting for a dip but if tesla can go -4% and TQQQ goes up 3%, that seems like a good case to go in
where the fuck is the pullback? i want to get in

>> No.22140644

>>22140587
Not the first time he's used emojis though

>> No.22140646

>Just jacked off under the desk at work all over the floor. Room smells like cum now.

Anyone know this feel?

>> No.22140654

>>22140601
The fuck are you talking about? rkt was at ath today until they dropped the earnings report.

>> No.22140676

>>22140632
The next time it dips it will be a full on correction. Just get in now.

>> No.22140677

>>22140554
You aren't rekt, you are just bagholding for a long time. RDS is trying not to be an oil company any more so I am not sure why you got it in the first place. It'll just be a green energy company that can't leverage its decades of oil experience. Your diamond hands won't have to be gripping so tightly in november. And you might even be able to offload your bags in July of next year. Assuming there isn't more fuckery with OPEC. A supercycle is coming up too.

>> No.22140685

>>22140131
I bought 6 131.25/138.75 calls on Friday, I was up at 5:00 I was so excited because of futures last night. Dumps from 138.50 to 128 in 20 minutes and Fucking stupid robinhood won't let me sell in the morning. Lose like 3k in value in 20 minutes.

>> No.22140692

>>22140568
Buy UDOW call options. Cheapest premiums you can get a month out that are in the money. 2 weeks from now, sell these options.
Time decay eats into profits rapidly over the last 2 weeks of long call option.

>> No.22140693

>>22140543
You're probably gonna want to stop doing that anon.

>> No.22140703

>>22140601
See
>>22140302

>> No.22140716

>>22140632
Tesla is an indicator of the popping of the FANG+ bubble, not tech in general. Semiconductors did amazing the last 2 days.

>> No.22140732

AAAAAAAAAA WHY WON'T SPY AND QQQ PULL BACK JUST LIKE 1% FOR A DAY OR TWO SO WE CAN GET BACK TO NORMAL I'M SO TERRIFIED IT FEELS LIKE THE MARKET IS PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE AND HOLDING THE GUN TO MY HEAD BUT THEY WON'T PULL THE TRIGGER THEY JUST KEEP HOLDING IT THERE DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY THE CONSTANT ANTICIPATION IS WORSE THAN THE CRASH ITSELF

>> No.22140734

>>22140359
>GME
Yep hoping for the short squeeze

>RKT
Earning report was good, so i think itll recover its 50% loss

Watching TSLA to time my market exit

>> No.22140735

>>22140554
Just get the fuck out of oil, there's way better stocks to be buying on this crazy tech pump.
Even if you're going for recovery stocks there's smarter plays with bigger upswings (sports, dining, entertainment)

>> No.22140745
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So at what price do we buy the dip on Tesla? My target is 300 but every time I set a Tesla dip target they never drop that far.

>> No.22140747

>>22140732
Just have right stop losses then you don't have to worry.

>> No.22140755

>>22140732
It literally pulled back 1% midday today.

>> No.22140760

>>22140565
don't know either. China is of course risky because of a profound lack of outside accounting. I personally think no one should touch a government owned company and especially its stock. There is ZERO incentive to mask any problems then.

>> No.22140774

Sure am I glad I sold my RKT shares earlier today

>> No.22140778

Threadly Reminder Palantir Investor day is on the 9th

https://palantir.events/PalantirInvestorDay

>> No.22140780

>>22140654
I bought after the drop with the earnings

Dunno holding right to ATH makes me nervous rather be a day or 2 ahead

>> No.22140816

>>22140631
Only real Amazon competitor

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>>22140735

Tech is overvalued and about to pop anytime with those Robins putting more hot air into it.

I already diversified into other boomer stonks not related to oil (KO, WMT, PG, JJ, MCD,BAT,MO, T etc)

>> No.22140838

>>22140433
But is that with safe Boomer stocks or degenerate gambles?

>> No.22140857
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BUY UTZ

>> No.22140866

>>22140677

Im also one of those believers who believe in a super oil cycle because of shortages of the OPEC.
Arabs also need a barrel price above 40ish dollars to sustain their gibsmedats to their citizen..

>> No.22140868

>>22140405
better leverage for your money

>> No.22140880

>>22140646
Baste

>> No.22140886

>>22140676
>>22140716
how the fuck can i justify buying now at these levels after a MONTH LONG NO RED DAY RUN
i cant do it. what the fuck

>> No.22140890

>>22140511
AAPL

>> No.22140911

>>22140886
ngmi

>> No.22140918

GALT has a new CEO who's taking 80% of his compensation in stock (deferred until 2023)

>> No.22140929

>>22140511
nak. we either become rich or lose everything trying

>> No.22140940

>>22140022
>PLUG (holding)
Banking on an increased hydrogen economy
>AAPL (holding)
Because I deem it to be safe enough
>BLNK
Small investment, long hold
>V (holding)
Safe and upside
>ARR, NHF, HIX (no, you can’t talk me out of it)
Slowly accumulating monthly divvys.

>> No.22140941

Dang why didn't I buy rkt

>> No.22140946
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>>22140433
Or this

>> No.22140948

>>22140857
Nobody wants your bags, not your stocks or your shitty chips.

>> No.22140949

>>22140929
This is my plan.

>> No.22140961

>>22140918
WHOA NELLY... IM NOT TOUCHING THAT... PHARMA STOCK TOO RISKYT...

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.22140967

>>22140941
>RKT
This is the highlight of the day.

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Is there a more based Buffet Quote?

>> No.22141000

>>22140941
i mean you could get in now while we're in a dip but myself and others have been shilling this stock for weeks

>> No.22141006

>>22140967
You're welcome :^)

>> No.22141020

>>22140600
>is this stocks shit supposed to be hard?
Not if you have half a brain. In 2020 when everything can be computer automated and you have instant access to graphs... if you fail at stocks you're probably not suited for it.

>> No.22141026

>>22140835
I don't think NVDA, AMD or TSM are overvalued.

AAPL, TSLA, INTC, sure.

>> No.22141042

>>22141000
Yeah but after 75% of the shilling it dumped from 25 to 18 so I stayed out

>> No.22141045

so is my TSLA 500c 9/4 fucked? can elon save me?

>> No.22141053

>>22140990
From retarded to patient. You'd have to be retarded to pay $500 for a company that needs another 15 years to take off.

>> No.22141055

>>22141026
>Calling a religion overvalued
Please. If the Vatican starts an IPO that shit will print infinite money. Next best thing is AAPL.

>> No.22141061

>>22141045
You’re fucked

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>>22141045

>> No.22141067

Kek, the apple dip if you call it a dip that is, doesn't bother me a bit. Come fall and winter the 5G buying spree begins. Once the earnings from that come to light, well, the stock price sure won't be hanging around 131ish per share if history is the guide. Then of course is the AR offerings in 2021 plus the virus is still hanging around. Watch the virus and the regular flu "mate", what a nasty strain that'd make. Also say what's preventing Apple from just dropping 4G altogether hmm, after all MSFT does it with it's windows operating systems and everyone just moves on to the next without batting an eye.

>> No.22141073

>>22141045
LMAO

>> No.22141074
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22141074

TQQQ to $187.50 by Friday?

>> No.22141083

>>22139962
Not quite bags, but I bought into NET after the dip ~3 weeks ago, and it has done jack shit since. It crabs up and down 3 percent every other day.

>> No.22141098

>>22141020
>>22140600
any tips for a fellow newfag?

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>>22140990

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>>22140554
Stay where the fuck you are and buy more oil companies, BP, Repsol, Exxon and Royal Dutch Shell.
The biztards on this board have no idea that we are now ending a disinflation cycle that we’ve been in since 1980. Sugar high crypto gainz zoomers who going to get their ass handed to them going all in on Tesla.
Inflation is coming and lots of it. Big oil companies are taking massive investment strides into green energy and hydrogen. Oil will bounce to $200-300 through inflation going into the next cycle in the next few years. The sector is a ‘buy’ at these lows, and I’m backing up the truck and with my PM and miner gains taking some profits so far.

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>>22141045
Believe

>> No.22141104

>>22141055
One of us will be wrong. Don't take it personally. I think Tesla's evaluation for the manner of products is ridiculous, but you're right retard meme energy. I don't want to gamble on it.

I'd buy Starlink if it had an IPO, though.

>> No.22141112

>>22141074
Fucking love those tijuana mama's. If dick tasted like that I'd probably be gay.

>> No.22141136

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/robinhood-faces-sec-probe-related-200455444.html
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.22141144

>>22141045
If Elon secure funding for the company to go private sure

>> No.22141150

>>22141074
Do you have a call? I'm pretty bullish on TQQQ but that's definitely pushing it.

>> No.22141155
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>> No.22141158

>our president is shitposting on twitter after massive green day
BASED

>> No.22141169

>not buying the rkt dip

>> No.22141170
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>> No.22141171

I need a gift for my god son. Traditionally in my family you get them a bond at their baptism, but bonds appreciation is shit. I was going to get him 100 bucks of Bitcoin and 200 bucks worth of a blue chip stock. What will be good for him by the time he is 18? That or I want to buy 100 of a high risk investment 100 of a medium risk and 100 of a low risk. Or will commies have taken over and abolished the stock market by the time he's 18? I figure part of it being bitcoin would be good. It will likely be worth 0 dollars, but it could be worth a lot.

>> No.22141176

>>22140547
If I can get 150 or more shares is it worth it?

>> No.22141185

>>22139902
I am telling you this for the second day in a row.

BCART.BR

There will not be a third.

>> No.22141188

>>22141100
What are your thoughts on MLPs?

>> No.22141192

>>22141171
AAPL

>> No.22141197

>>22141112
the vinegary juice with the added spice is the BEST

>> No.22141200

I just had a phone interview and the recruiter said that his managing partner was very bullish on the company they wanted me to interview at.... is this unironically bearish?

>> No.22141202
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AHAHAHAHA
FUCK MY LIFE SERIOUSLY I SHOILD JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF

WHY DO ALL THE UNUSUAL WHALES I FOLLOW FUCK MY SHIT UP???

>> No.22141204

>>22141098
>any tips for a fellow newfag?
Buy low sell high. No but really.

Learn how to analyze graphs, read news, you'll get the hang of it.

>> No.22141208

>>22140838
Does it matter?

>> No.22141212

>>22141136
kek, what happens if they're forced to shut the doors?

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>>22141150
I sold a TQQQ $187.50 call and I don't want it to hit

>> No.22141229

I have a $195 12/18c Apple call

How retarded am I?

>> No.22141233

>>22141202
don't try to cheat
just play by the rules

>> No.22141237

>>22141171
1 share of TQQQ

>> No.22141239

>>22141212
zoomers BTFO, get ready for a 2 year HODL

>> No.22141242
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:^)

>> No.22141247

>>22141242
just hold

>> No.22141257

Expected EPS: 0.88

Actual EPS: 1.44


RKT BROS. WTF IS GOING ON. WHY IS THIS NOT UP

>> No.22141259

>>22141202
because the Chad the whale was actually on the sell side of those contracts collecting the premium and not buying them.

>> No.22141265

>>22141233
What fucking rules?
Everyone wins but me?

>> No.22141270

>>22141242
bro....

>> No.22141277

>>22141042
>75% of the shilling it dumped from 25 to 18 so I stayed out
alright let me ask you this. when is it convincing for someone to shill a stock here? for the case of RKT you didn't buy at the dip and you didn't buy when it's pumped back to its ATH.

>> No.22141281

>>22141257
>he doesn't know
>>22140302

>> No.22141290

>>22141171
Buy him some DIS stock. Disney will always be there so long as Florida don't sink from global warming.

>> No.22141292

>>22141257
>never hold through earnings
It doesn't just apply to options now.

>> No.22141294

>>22141185
Please spoon feed me. whats the stock going to be evaluated at in 1 month?

>> No.22141295

>>22141208
Sustainable versus lucky. You can just as quickly go to zero or negative if you bet wrong and get liquidated.

>> No.22141296
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what is this pattern called?

>> No.22141297

>>22141136
What exactly does this mean? Is this related to their options fuckery? How orders don't trigger until the premium moves a few cents in their favor, which allows them to scalp you?

>> No.22141298

>>22141242
what's the expiration date anon
don't tell me you decided to buy calls for this Friday, a mere 5 days AFTER a split?

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>> No.22141313

Should I buy inteq? They're finally beginning to rise, but still they're fucking bankrupt.

>> No.22141318

>>22141171
buy some bitcoin and something like msft

>> No.22141330

>>22140940
>PLUG/BLNK
Sorry, I think of these as meme tickers.
>AAPL
As long as you see it as a consumer electronics company that cares little for real innovation, you are probably fine. A bunch of things will come out soon for it and that should sustain it even if the price needs to cool off in the interim.
>V
Boring but fine. better than bank holds for the foreseeable future.
>Dividend holdings
Dividend investing is such minor returns compared to covered calls on "growth" stocks I will never understand the appeal unless you treat it as a replacement for bonds in a fixed income portfolio, have a lot of money already, and near retirement age.
I'd still stay away from Residential REITs. REITs with cellphone towers or data centers are much more stable. EQUIX, DLR, CONE, COR. The yields are lower but the capital appreciation compensates.

>> No.22141331

>>22141298
:^^^^)))))

>> No.22141342

>>22141303
booom

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>>22141296

>> No.22141363

>>22141298
read the option listing, 9/4 500c YOLO BAYBEEE

>> No.22141373

>>22141265
yes

>> No.22141375

>>22141294
+-14 EUR
Buy in before friday.

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>>22141259
based

>> No.22141381

>>22141277
Idk I got in on wkhs real early. Not 2 dollars early but like 7 dollars. The 25 back to 18 drop after an IPO spooked me man what do you want me to say IPO are volatile I didnt want to get stuck baghodling

>> No.22141383

>>22141296
Tesla October 2020

>> No.22141387

>>22141351
If I kill myself will I really get to be with Yui Mio and the rest of the band?

>> No.22141404

>>22140511
Definitely calls on UDOW. If you defy Kek by not doing this you will have blown the chance of a lifetime

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>>22141387
no. you will burn in eternal hellfire.

>> No.22141414
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Ive made 10% returns a day for the past 3 days. If i can keep this up for two more weeks im quitting my job and becoming a streamer for u guys

>> No.22141432

>>22141381
>what do you want me
i'm just asking man since you guessed yourself why didn't you buy RKT.

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>>22141100

Truth of Double Dubs have spoken, gonna screencap this

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Woops

>> No.22141440

>>22141375
>+-14 EUR
Thank you! looking forward to this

>> No.22141454

>>22141197
I'm glad among this cess pool of retards, there is one anon with patrician taste.

>> No.22141465

>>22141363
>200904
I see it now, fuck different date formats

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>>22141387
Of course, anon. There's even some dessert for you.

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>>22141439

>> No.22141487
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the absolute state of bears

>> No.22141493

>>22141432
Cause it dumped 30%+ after the IPO pump and I definitely didn't expect it to recover this quickly and now its behaving like a shitcoin despite exceptional earnings

>> No.22141496

>>22141440
Thank me on the 20th of september. Codename is "Maharadja".

>> No.22141499

>>22141439
How well did the tesla call go, kek.

>> No.22141503

>>22140685
switch to TDA, they let you buy/sell premarket and after hours.

>>22140745
TSLA was at $300 before they announced the split, i doubt they're gonna go that low again

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>>22141176
If you have enough for 100 shares, I'd start researching into covered calls. That's pretty safe. I'll also give you a good website calculator that's helped me a lot. I think I'd sell covered options with your 100 and use some of the rest of the money to do lots of safe call debit spreads. Play with the strike prices, but it's not a horrible way to get safe cash. Bullish put spreads are also good since you're basically making money as long as the stock doesn't go BELOW a certain price. Only "problem" is that they cost a little more than debit spreads but are still pretty safe if you've got the money.

Calculator: https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

>> No.22141524

>>22141499
i don't have calls on tesla

>> No.22141546

>>22140745
I'll buy at 50$.

>> No.22141569

>>22141515
I own 200 AAPL but I'm a NEET, can I get approved for options trading? :^)

>> No.22141579

Anyone ever get gaped by bbc? Asking unironically cause i got ravaged last night and im at work strapped into a Huggies rn so i dont shit blood everywhere. Also qqq to 400 eoy

>> No.22141583

>>22141439
>>22141524
A whale yesterday bought calls on $500 tesla for 9/4 worth over 21 million .

>> No.22141584

>>22141515
Thanks. I'd like to take advantage of this bull run without being a total retard in the risk department. Day trading is a meme with too much give and take.

>> No.22141586

>>22141297
it mentions the march crash where they locked all the plebs out and front running, but the specifics are not given

>> No.22141604

>>22141569
>can I get approved for options trading? :^)
Is that something you get approved for? I just had to open a different type of account with my bank

>> No.22141612

I’ve been all in on SHLL since it was 19 dollars and I’m pretty glad I made that move

>> No.22141618

>>22141569
Getting approved for trading isn't hard. 2 years ago, when I turned 18, I made a RH account and got approved for options. No credit or jobs, or anything. Just be honest about the questions it asks you and I don't see why you wouldn't be able to get it.

Highly doubt they'll approve you for margin, though.

>> No.22141622

>>22141100
As somebody that is nearly completely invested in tech right now, I have considered diversifying significantly into oil and mining companies - maybe defense and airlines too - in the near future.

Are the big oil companies like Exxon, BP, and Shell the way to go or would companies that focus exclusively on e.g. upstream or midstream be the better choice? Is the big companies branching out into green energy a plus or a detriment to oil-related gains?

>> No.22141623

>>22141188
Master limited partnerships will certainly do fine as a ‘cover all’ against other sectors as the likes of energy overall will see big investment as a whole going forward.
But the economic fallout from what’s coming will see a lot of companies go under through over leveraged debt regardless. Stick with the biggies as they’ll be the ones that make it the financial shit storm.

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>>22141604
I got cucked by BofAML, it seems

>> No.22141643

>AAPL dropped to 127 twice and bounced

wtf is so special about $127?

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no matter how bad you did today, at least you don't own crypto

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>>22141242
I don't know what to say, Anon.

>> No.22141682

>>22141454
Only the finest will do

>> No.22141684

>>22141583
ohhhhhh probably got fucked i know someone got 420 puts tho so i guess those printed

>> No.22141709

>>22141629
another BofAML bro at least we have good PM and AH trading hours

>> No.22141717

Imagine if we actually do hyperinflate and you didn't put your whole net worth into SPY 525c 12/16/22.

>> No.22141729

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22141740

>>22141242
Can someone explain what happened here

>> No.22141745
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>>22141729
Based

>> No.22141761

>>22141729
on what?

>> No.22141776

>>22141740
Line go down.

>> No.22141783

>>22140745
It's insane to be in Tesla. But I also think it would be insane to be in Apple when it was starting too. Maybe you should just ride the retard wave because eventually it may be good business, but my understanding of the tech's limit and lack of distinction from other tech just won't let me do so.

>> No.22141785

I haven’t coomed since August 31st anyone else here try semen retention? I get really horny from sound 10am to 12pm

>> No.22141809

>>22141761
My dick :^)
Was just herpe no worry

>> No.22141820

TRUMP 2020

DOW 1,000,000

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>>22141740
Anon purchased a call on Tesla with a strike price of $500. A call entitles the holder to purchase shares of Tesla for $500 regardless of current market price prior to the expiration date of the call. If Tesla is trading below $500, the value of the call is low as exercising it would mean buying shares for more than they cost on the open market at the time. In order for that call to have value, Tesla should be trading ABOVE $500. Instead Tesla line go down and that call is quickly becoming worthless.

>> No.22141840

I bought RKT at 32 after hours

>> No.22141846

https://am.jpmorgan.com/blobcontent/1383636191833/83456/PI-EQT-SECULAR_r5.pdf

>The S&P 500 could hit 10,000 by the mid-2030s

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holy fuck im legit about to lose all my gains from NVAX puts.. if this keeps going I might even be red I was deep ITM

>> No.22141869

>>22141809
Based fellow herpes anon. I have herpes and like to spread it to unsuspecting females and niggers whos dicks i suck. I love the texts a few weeks later “WHAT THE FUCK U GAVE ME HERPES!!!!”

>> No.22141877

>>22141846
>mid 2030s
I don't see the point in making predictions so far out.

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You did buy the Apple dip right?

>> No.22141919

>>22141783
The problem is I absolutely believe in all of Musk's businesses EXCEPT Tesla, but normies are conflating Tesla with SpaceX, and I would literally murder my own father for a single SpaceX share

>> No.22141920

>>22141846
>mid 2030's

try 2024

>> No.22141923

>>22141643
127 became the low and that's what they wanted to defend, that's why some people buy at the local lows.. it's risky but during a bull run it's usually worth it

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Will this IRA allow me to retire?

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>>22141888
Of course

>> No.22141936

when do you cut your losses?

>> No.22141955

>>22141888
200, holding for 5G meme

>> No.22141954

>>22141919
0% chance SpaceX ever becomes public

>> No.22141956

>>22141785
>horny from sound
>Unironically putting things in your pener-hole
I guess semen retention really does make you crazy
At least you aren't watching porn though
Right?

>> No.22141966

>>22141869
Hahahahahahah herpe foreve! I no get those text I run out minutes year ago on my phone

>> No.22141971

>>22141919
What about memer city?

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>https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1326380/000132638020000107/gme-20200828.htm
bahahahahahhaha

>> No.22142006

>>22141934
no

>> No.22142019

>>22141936
When I get bored of them desu, I got bored of tankers in like two months of crabbing. I was ready to sell RTX today but it pumped so I'll give it another shot but I'M WATCHING YOU, MISSILE SLUT.

>>22141971
Solar City is rolled into Tesla now, it was a whole big scandal. I already have solar exposure with FSLR so I don't care about muh roofs. The grid scale batteries are interesting.

>> No.22142029

>>22141936
10% of initial. If it doesn't fall below that, then I still have my initial investment. I only lose money if I sell.

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Why are you guys even bothering with individual stocks when you can just buy long dated SPY/QQQ calls for constant 40-60% returns? Like seriously?

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>>22141998
GME hodlers it's fucking over for you

>> No.22142055

is anybody the least bit concerned about the price action on VXX? it's going up after hours. I'm thinking they're getting ready to start the war with Iran and China.

>> No.22142074

>>22141998
what does this mean? Just looks like debt shuffling

>> No.22142128

>>22141836
yikes i can see it being back there by friday but probably not tomorrow, thanks for explaining anon

>> No.22142133

>>22142006
Why not? I bought what you told me to buy!

>> No.22142144

>>22142045
Based. I only trade qqq calls past january. Its literally 40% returns a day minimum. Too fucking easy. Ive doubled my account this week

>> No.22142149

was todays AAPL crab a sign people are getting nervous

>> No.22142159

>>22142055
no it's just going up to punish options buyers for fun
and to reward options sellers
there is no deeper meaning

>>22142133
you need to buy more of what I tell you to buy

>> No.22142162

>>22142045
Did you lose your house in the crash?

>> No.22142171

>>22142149
Out of steam, no one left to buy, now they can only sell. It's gonna dip as fuck for the next week or two.

>> No.22142174

>>22142046
GME is pumping

>> No.22142185

>>22142149
shaking off weak hands

>> No.22142188

>>22142045
when did you buy those? im not good at deciding how long to hold them. how do you know a when its time to sell them for profit? do you hold them for 3 days? 2 weeks?

>> No.22142190

>>22142045
I’m not even sure what calls are

>> No.22142207

I still have a small position in RKT and it's 15% up, should I keep holding long?

>> No.22142211

>>22142045
No because I sat watching from the sidelines until late March.

>> No.22142216

>>22142159
but I bought options on it....

>> No.22142222

>>22141840
bro, it'll be fine. don't worry

>> No.22142229

>>22142045
my gay leaf broker doesnt do options so I have to fuck with leveraged funds and meme stocks if I want big gains

>> No.22142238

>>22142045
>$33.09 premium
Most people trading options in here want leverage because of tiny portfolios, how the fuck are they supposed to afford calls on shit like that?

>> No.22142254

>>22142207
No, because mortgage origination business won't get substantially better than this.

>> No.22142260

>>22142188
I bought these last week on Friday.
The BABA and 290 QQQ I bought 3 weeks ago. I really should just sell the BABA. I always buy them 2-3 months out in the case of a massive correction but lately there haven't been any so I'm being super aggressive.

>> No.22142266

>>22142207
yes, im expecting the gap up tomorrow morning to be excellent

>> No.22142301

>>22142074
More liquidity. There's nothing on this earth that could save the shorts from the absolute rapening that is about to happen. I almost feel sorry for them.

>> No.22142311

>>22142294
>>22142294
>>22142294

>> No.22142315

educate a smoothbrain: how do you trade options with less than 100 shares? is this exclusive to robinhood?

>> No.22142321

>>22142266
>>22142254
Both of these convince me

>> No.22142322

>>22142207
yes. their outlook for Q3 is fucking STRONG.

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Heres an example of how to make it. Literally just go all in on this shit guys. Ive made 10k in 3 days probably gonna walk out on my job soon

>> No.22142339

>>22142162
>>22142211
No because I sat watching from the sidelines until late March. Wrong post.

>>22142229
No options? RIP Canada..

>>22142238
A single QQQ $315 call for something like Oct 16 can be $7.50 ~ $10. It's $8.70 right now. Pretty affordable.

>> No.22142345

>>22142301
That's what it looked like to me but I got a C in finance and the other posters were acting like it was the end of the world so I figured I'd ask

>> No.22142404

>>22142339
Are you not affeared that you're 1 crash away from losing everything?

>> No.22142586

>>22142055
>I'm thinking they're getting ready to start the war with Iran and China.
How do I profit from this?

>> No.22142595

>>22142159
I can only put $6k in my ira per year

>> No.22142629

>>22142229
Retard. Questrade. I had level 3 options available to me since my account reached 5k. If you want level 4 options its 25k though.

https://www.questrade.com/pricing/self-directed-commissions-plans-fees/margin-interest

>> No.22142680

>>22142301
>muh short squeeze
Is it really going to be that bad? When are the bulk of the put options going to expire?

>> No.22142819

>>22142680
50+

>> No.22143073

>>22142404
make it or die trying

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22143091

>>22142324
>Heres an example of how to make it. Literally just go all in on this shit guys. Ive made 10k in 3 days
Fucking hell. That's nice but how much did you put in? I started at $500 and I just barely made it to $2000 today. I have a few SPY 360 calls that I expect to double by the 11th.