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>> No.22126318

What the fuck is a broker?

>> No.22126327

I got 30 7$ calls on GME that expire Friday. Not sure what I should do. Is it worth risking holding them if this dumps?

>> No.22126329
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>> No.22126328

>>22126275
Tuck fesla

>> No.22126332
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wECZVI_jiq4
any drillers or what

>> No.22126335
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22126335

first for nak

>> No.22126340
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22126340

Another day, another free dollar.

>> No.22126342

>>22126275
Poor college student with $500 somebody make me rich fast I dont care

>> No.22126347
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22126347

Rural retard anon here

My truck is still in a ditch outside my property, waiting for some old guy to come yard it out of there

But im up big in premarket so i dont care

>> No.22126348

>>22126318
>1 week in still dont know whats an option and too much of a brainlet

>> No.22126349

Oh lord Bogdanoffs, you have been most merciful and wise. Please spare us from any intense crashing wisest ones.

>> No.22126358

/biz/lets seething they aren't the only poor retards making easy money. lol

>> No.22126359
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22126359

So it's going to dump pretty hard and close this huge gap at open, right?

>> No.22126360

I think I mistimed the top. I'm going to start purchasing volatility instead of getting the qqq puts.

>> No.22126362
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22126362

AUY

>> No.22126367

>>22126340
chease

>> No.22126368

Who else bought DKNG calls when it was $35?

>> No.22126383
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22126383

this is all fun and everything guys, but im just gonna hold my AAPL shares and wait until the election. i'll still hang out with you though.

>> No.22126384

>3 minutes

>> No.22126389
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22126389

RKTmen check in

>> No.22126390

would you rather buy calls on QQQ or TQQQ

>> No.22126395
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22126395

going all in on gamestop in the opening

gg life

>> No.22126396
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22126396

Ahh, can't commit to immediate sell on AAPL

Where would it pullback to?

>> No.22126397

>>22126332
Sorry anon, I'm straight.

>> No.22126400
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>> No.22126404

>>22126342
Buy WKHS and wait a month until the contract announcement don't buy at open, wait until the morning dip.

>> No.22126405

>>22126348
Investopedia is a great place to start

>> No.22126406

>>22126342
TQQQ for right now, maybe RKT if you're feeling ballsy.

>> No.22126427

>>22126395
tell all your friends to, too, or this won't work.

>> No.22126431

>>22126362
Based anime poster

>> No.22126434

APPLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22126435

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES

>> No.22126439

>>22126359
what gap

>> No.22126440

>>22126389
RKT holder standing by

>> No.22126446

Based DAXchads.

>> No.22126449

do I buy RKT at open? Is there going ot be a morning dip?

>> No.22126461

>>22126439
not holding TQQQ, FNGU or SOXL, I see. I'm up 3% pre-market, this seems precarious

>> No.22126465

>>22126435
VROOOOOOOOOM VROOM VROOM VROOOOOOOM

>> No.22126469

>>22126390
QQQ

>> No.22126471

>>22126461
Welcome to the new normal, friendo

>> No.22126479

either moon or crash elon, fill my calls or give me my tqqq cheapies you wizard fuck

>> No.22126483

HERE WE GO AGAIN BOYS

>> No.22126489

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22126491
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22126491

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Now remember Anon...

1. Green line only go up!
2. Always buy the dip.

>> No.22126493

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22126496

Nvda gonna take 150% market share woooo 700

>> No.22126497

>>22126471
lol Robinhood already has the high traffic notification before the market even opens, they're so fucked jesus christ

>> No.22126502
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How long are we going to get free money, lads?

>> No.22126511

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY AAPL

>> No.22126524

>>22126497
I mean probably not worthwhile for them to up their infrastructure during a bubble. When it pops they'll be left holding capital bags.

>> No.22126526
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22126526

I feel like i ask this every day.

Why is premarket trading legal?

>> No.22126532

So many ATH alerts. Even fucking Wirecard is up 60%.

>> No.22126536

>RKT
holy fuck

>> No.22126537

>>22126449
seems like there was a dip to 30 for like 6 seconds and then it jump back to 34.......loooooooooooooooooool

>> No.22126542
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22126542

OooooOOOooOOOoo

>> No.22126545

>>22126362
>Wow, how did you know buying AUY would make you rich?
>I say “Well, it really comes down to doing a lot of market research and having a nose for where things are headed.”
>I think: “LOL I saw some hot ass anime, them feets, them panties...lawd jesus”

>> No.22126552
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>>22126502
the party will be over soon

>> No.22126567

Is there a way to estimate how much tax I'll owe at the end of the year? I've been swing trading and I know you're taxed on every trade. Am I fucking myself?

>> No.22126574

>TSLA nightmare has begun

>> No.22126575

teslAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22126577

>AAPL crashing hard
This is the end boys

>> No.22126588

RUGPULL WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.22126595

>>22126552
>definitely do it in the morning
bruh

>> No.22126600
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22126600

WE ARE IN FREEFALL HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

>> No.22126602

>>22126362
guifei chan will make me rich

>> No.22126606
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APPLE JUST GOT BOGGED

>> No.22126617

>>22126536
i got my dad to buy 80 shares

>> No.22126624
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>TSLA DOWN .5%
>RUGPULL
>BUBBLE HAS POPPED
>SELL SELL SELL
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22126627

>>22126567
Capital gains on things you've held for less than a year are just taxed in your normal income bracket for the year

>> No.22126629

so does this prove that TSLA has no effect on TQQQ?

>> No.22126630
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22126630

i love reading this thread at market open

>> No.22126635

SELL SELL SELL, BUY THE BONDS, BUY THE BANKS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MARKET WE ARE CLOSING RED.

>> No.22126642

robinhood is down again

>> No.22126654

>>22126624
>>22126642
Once robinhood is back TSLA will be heading over $500.

>> No.22126657

WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
WE DIDN'T LISTEN

>> No.22126664
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>>22126552
I'm not much worse than they are really, I have all kinds of money mooning but unsure of where the top is and it feels like the biggest bubble of my lifetime.

>> No.22126673
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>>22126427
i wasnt kidding i just spent every last dime on this shit

>> No.22126676
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22126676

I know its totally boomertier but what if i just put some of my paycheck every month into stocks and accumulate nothing but bank stocks over time to start cashing in on some dividends? It will take a long time but it will get me rich eventually right?

>> No.22126677

>>22126335
I'd say she looks like a strong breeder, but that's a guy.

>> No.22126683

Sold my tsla at open. Good luck, fellas.

>> No.22126686

>>22126404
10/2 or 10/9

>> No.22126688

>>22126627
Oh really? Well I'm poor as fuck, and I'm in the lowest tax bracket. Might as well keep this train rolling.

>> No.22126691
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>>22126041
COVERED CALL ANON if you're still here:
go to your options chain and in the dropdown menu select the one that gives the value of delta
then go to the appropriate period (I like to sell weeklies but it's up to you and what's available), then click sell to open a ~30 delta call. Each call you sell will correspond to 100 shares you own. And that's it.

>> No.22126702

https://www.investing.com/news/economic-indicators/adp-us-added-only-428k-private-sector-jobs-in-august-vs-950k-expected-2283769

>> No.22126704

dow jones pulling the market up lmao this is new

>> No.22126706

>>22126673
well you got plenty of time at least.

>> No.22126707

STOP SELLING AAPL WTF GUYS HOLD

>> No.22126721

I'm dumping this piece of shit RTX today. Fuck this crabbing boomer shit I should have bought Carrier instead.

>> No.22126722

HOW LONG TO HOLD ONTO INTEL CALLS?

>> No.22126725

>>22126683
retard

>> No.22126730

>>22126676
yeah its chill bro

>> No.22126739

>>22126707
its jus tprofit taking let it do its thing

>> No.22126745
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22126745

YES YES YESS YESSS NORMIES OUT LETS BLEED

>> No.22126746

>>22126691
yeah im still here, thanks.

>> No.22126754
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>>22126683
>sold before battery day
it's like you hate free money

>> No.22126755

Keep dumping Tesla I want to buy more.

>> No.22126756

>>22126706
ya the october was looking sketch because the consoles dont come out till november

why would i buy the october slot

>> No.22126761

>>22126676
it would take you like your whole life, what's the point of being rich if you're like fucking 90. you gotta gamble on the faggot's delights and get rich while you still have time to enjoy it.

>> No.22126764
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22126764

so my 9/4 TSLA 500c are fucked right?

>> No.22126774

>>22126725
i had my 30% gains, i'm not in a position to trade indefinitely. Gonna save up and wait a correction, then go all in on leverage.

>> No.22126779

So for stuff like FNGU and TQQQ, the price can feasibly continue upwards indefinitely, as long as tech is in a bull run, correct?? Is there some limit to how high they can go?


>>22126688
I mean I'd look it up just to double check but that's how it goes as far as I know

>> No.22126788

>>22126691
any specific reason for 30 deltas?

>> No.22126790

AHHHHHH WHAT'S HAPPENING I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE AHHHHH

>> No.22126791

>>22126764
yes

>> No.22126793

>>22126673
My paper hands I sold my 8 dollar call at a lose thinking it was going to crab at 7 all week from low volume

>> No.22126802

Any good stocks that are relatively safe?

>> No.22126806

>>22126275
>There are thousands of dumb faggots sweating rn because they bought TSLA at the absolute tip top and are slowly beginning to realize how colossally stupid they are
Feels good man. If you're green on TSLA it's because you're lucky there's bigger idiots out there than you. That's literally the only reason.

>> No.22126810

Whoever said not to sell tesla and buy TQQQ, you were wrong

>> No.22126813
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22126813

>Apple in red after being up 3% pre market

>> No.22126814

J-JUST A MORNING DIP RIGHT?

>> No.22126819

>>22126552
Nike. Brave chad

>> No.22126821

>Paper hands getting pushed out of TSLA
lmao

>> No.22126824

Fucking TSLA. -100€ almost. I wont sell this.

>> No.22126826

>>22126389
checked and call options closed, feelsgoodman

>> No.22126827
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NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>> No.22126830

>>22126810
lol

>> No.22126836
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HOLY FUCK WKHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HORSCHADS IS THIS IT!?!?!

>> No.22126840

>>22126764
LMAO no dude you're fine just HODL

>> No.22126842

>>22126802
fagman or ETFs

>> No.22126862
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>>22126830
>lol

>> No.22126866

>>22126764
Nah its TSLA. It can go 12% up in a single day.

>> No.22126867
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>>22126791
>>22126840

>> No.22126868

>>22126827
At least they don't expire this week

>> No.22126869
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22126869

r8 my portfolio

I have $150,000 AUD in physical Gold and Silver, my hedge is complete during 2018 - 2019

Im 25 and now starting to branch into stocks (mostly miners)

Input appreciated

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>>22126814
need to close the gap
watch this and when the red candles reach down to yesterday's last green candle, go all in on TQQQ calls, wherever it's at

>> No.22126893

>>22126739
why can i never profit take as fast as other people? i tried selling my AAPL call before market open so i would get the highest price from the overnight gap up but it instantly dumped and my call lost $300 in value now i have to wait for AAPL to be back to $135 agian

>> No.22126898
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>>22126862
NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN 3 PERCENTARINO

>> No.22126903

>>22126883
i just sold the top and bought the dip with my gains feels good

>> No.22126905

is this the Tesla dip im supposed to buy

>> No.22126908
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22126908

Holy dumps Batman

>> No.22126910

>>22126702
You can thank cali for extending the lockdown despite promising numbers. It won't be until next month assuming numbers for covid don't get fudged

>> No.22126916
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>NVAX puts
>CODX puts
>INO puts

>> No.22126918
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>>22126869
Current input

>> No.22126919

>>22126903
i think you bought too soon

>> No.22126921

>>22126869
r8 your portfolio? How about you charge your fucking phone first you mongoloid

>> No.22126928

>>22126905
ya

>> No.22126930

>>22126893
Because you're trying to get in front of countless high frequency trading algorithms and jews with inside connections. Essentially impossible to beat the premarket pump n dump

>> No.22126936

>>22126919
i'm a poorfag so it's only 1 share anyways and don't forget this is clown market

>> No.22126939
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22126939

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHO JUST DUMPED ALL THAT WKHS!?!?!??! WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22126940

Why is GME goin' back down?

>> No.22126962

>>22126813
take it easy, it will be green

>> No.22126963

>>22126921
Bruh my phone is 6000mah im g famalam

>> No.22126965
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>>22126793
im not here for the crab im here for the dab

dub

my life is so dogshit that game is my only hope

>> No.22126967

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINEEEEEEED

>> No.22126968
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>>22126939
if only somebody could have told you that the only thing you do when WKHS pumps without contracts news is buy puts

>> No.22126973

>>22126940
Because is a meme stock who is gonna slowly die?

>> No.22126975

>Amarin fucking me one final time
I suppose I deserve this

>> No.22126977
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22126977

when is the RKT earnings report?

>> No.22126982

>>22126965
>Everglow
Ewww

>> No.22126990
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22126990

>he didn't buy the dip

>> No.22126993

I'M HOLDING INTC EVEN AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT LATER DIAMOND HAND GANG

>> No.22127021

>>22126939
It was me. Don't worry, I'll buy back in.

>> No.22127025
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22127025

>TQQQ

>> No.22127033

>>22126977
4:30 est

>> No.22127035

Is this the beginning of the end? The crash that ends all markets?

>> No.22127037

>>22126993
wait, I'm holding intc too but unaware of any announcement.

a-anon, I have 400 shares...

>> No.22127040

>I only bought 2 calls of AMC at open
God why am I such a pussy. That was literally free money and I was too scared to put more in when it was low risk high reward.

>> No.22127041

Whens the TQQQ dip?

>> No.22127049

>>22126940
Because it is a shit meme stock?

I mean, come on, this company consists of PHYSICAL STORES that sell PHYSICAL GAMES. Nobody wants to go out to a store, let alone during a pandemic, and deal with some minimum wagie behind a counter, to buy a physical copy of a game. It’s 2020 not 1920 you retard.

>> No.22127052
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RUG. PULL.

RUG. PULL?

RUG PULL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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22127056

When to buy back into WHKS?

>> No.22127064

>>22126869
All of your positions are in the red, what kind of rating do you want?

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rugpull.jpg

>> No.22127068

I am going to kill myself

>> No.22127069

>>22126990
every dip seems like it's a crash. every pump it's too high to buy in. how do these fuckers ever own any stock in anything?

>> No.22127077

>>22127025
based TQQQ anime poster

>> No.22127081

>>22127056
$15.50-$16

>> No.22127084

>>22127056
Under 18 just like with women

>> No.22127094

>>22127041
now

>> No.22127095

>>22126707
Shut up, let me get cheapies from the dumb asses. Apple has nothing but good news ahead.

>> No.22127097

>>22127041
just buy, u will miss out on gains waiting for a dip. just buy now and sell higher

>> No.22127106

TQQQ at 100 when?

>> No.22127107

>>22127064
Is it a safe bet or not? Never played the stocks game fren

>> No.22127117

Reminder the market is being held up by 10 stocks and everything else is crashing

>> No.22127118

>>22126827
you are financialy ruined. until next week when TSLA hits $800

>> No.22127127

VIX RISING
VIX RISING
VIX RISING
VIX RISING
VIX RISING

>> No.22127132

>>22127081
bro i dont think we’ll get the chance to before the contract im soooo scared i will miss out on the gainzzzz

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>>22127049
the memeir the better

>>22126982
everblow are fucking based and hot look up sihyeon shes a FOX

>> No.22127145

hate how retards here start crying when a stock dumps premarket, literally happens every day and recovers by lunch, fuck off.

>> No.22127147

>>22126836
WHY IS HORSIE DROPPING????

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22127149

>he bought the dip?

>> No.22127151
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22127151

Everything is starting to dump

>> No.22127152

Can somebody explain why Wirecard is going up so much?
Like what the fuck is going on?
Isn't their CEO jailed?

I'm seriously puzzled on this one

>> No.22127155

>>22127107
If you're planning a long term hold, sure. Also get rid of Pfizer why are you still holding a bio meme?

>> No.22127158
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22127158

Looking for some help with in Thinkorswim.

How do I view the "latest" P/L Chart of an option that I own? I know how to view the P/L Chart of an option I plan to buy (just right click->analyze trade), but I can't seem to figure out how to do this for an active option that I have.

>> No.22127163

What the actual shit was that

>> No.22127171

>>22127132
you will miss out on the massive PnD
it will be massive, but don't fool yourself into thinking WKHS is going to stay mooned

>> No.22127173

I can't wait for all the arrogant TSLA fucks to get burned.

>> No.22127177

MY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

>> No.22127180
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VIX OMG

>> No.22127186

It's all over brahs

>> No.22127192

There will be more gamma squeezes before battery day, probably next 2 weeks. That is the last exit pump. The African Jew got what he needed. Almost the entirety of robinhood will become TSLA bagholders.

>> No.22127201

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gia--l_dQ6U

>> No.22127212

>rug pull
Lmao stocks only go up. Buy the dip or stay poor forever losers.

>> No.22127214

>>22127127
why is there no volume activity on VXX calls

>> No.22127215

>>22127155
Thought id buy some for a meme, going long fren, will off Pfizer once its green

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>>22126836
Buy the dip or do a flip

>> No.22127227

i told you man

i told you about buying WKHS before an actual contract announcement

>> No.22127230
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22127230

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.22127231

>bought aapl for the first time
>immediately dumps
Sorry bros, I'm just jinxed

>> No.22127236

>>22127212
>>22127221
this

>> No.22127242

>europe: gains bleeding to death for no reason
>PMs: manipulated as fuck
>everything: dumped
Yep it's burger market opening time

>> No.22127243

WHY IS TESLA DUMPING FUCKING BOOMERS

>> No.22127251

almost time to buy TQQQ

>> No.22127252
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22127252

What a fucking CLOWN WORLD where I can be up 3.5% at 9:29 and twenty minutes later I'm down 2%.

GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

>> No.22127255

>>22127147
Because everyone sold off above $20. Don't worry, it'll stabilize, it always does.

>> No.22127271

>>22127243
Some ethot bought it

>> No.22127272

I’M OUT OF CASH TO BUY THE DIP
WHAT DO

>> No.22127277

>>22127231
I’m so confused as how this can be the first time you bought AAPL when it’s been such an obvious buy for almost a month now.

>> No.22127291

Shorts literally made 20 billion dollars over the past 2 days with TSLA. LOL

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>>22127243
buy high sell low

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>>22127173
>That's not very nice anon. These are small time traders and first-time investors who don't much about the stock market and bought at ATHs.

>> No.22127298

AMD cheapies incoming, last buy opportunity before $100

>> No.22127301

I am enjoying this dip because I know the only people losing money are fucking niggers and thots who bought the absolute top.
Just hold bros. If you sell you are a giant fucking pussy. and have the memory of a goldfish since you clearly forgot what papa JPOW said last week

>> No.22127302

VIX UP
DXY UP
TLT UP
DIX DOWN

ETERNAL SUFFERING AWAITS

100 YEARS OF DARKNESS BEGINS AT THIS MOMENT

>> No.22127303

>>22127277
It's simple, I'm poor

>> No.22127305
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22127305

buy TQQQ now

>> No.22127311
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22127311

This is why you just hold TQQQ

>> No.22127315

Wait a minute. Is robinhood up? It's those fucker's fault

>> No.22127317

>2 weeks green
>1 day correction that's STILL positive in the overall market
People are just diversifying because corona is basically over. A lot of money is going out of tech and back into normal stuff. NASDAQ still up despite this too (though about to go negative).

>> No.22127323

>>22126869
this could've been me ;_;

>> No.22127325

>>22127272
same D:

>> No.22127330

how far is AMD going to dip fuck

>> No.22127334

The GME dream is over.

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22127336

>tfw ausfag whose shares were up 50% today watching americans suffer

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22127341

Tesla wrecking my portofolio, should I sell?

>> No.22127342
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22127342

NOOOOOOOOO IM IN CHARGE HERE WTF

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22127346

meme stock market collapsing lmao

>> No.22127357

>>22127243
GET FUCKED RETARD LMAO

>> No.22127360

>>22127317
>NQ futures turn red
fuck

>> No.22127362

Whew, FNGU is falling off a cliff

>> No.22127364
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22127364

I am now -6.63% today and counting.

>> No.22127370
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22127370

>bought 9/4 TSLA and GME calls yesterday

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>>22127341
>holding TSLA

>> No.22127375

Why

>> No.22127380

Based AAPL and BABA absolutely tanking my portfolio right now

>> No.22127384

>>22127341
Why would you sell a company that makes money printers?

>> No.22127391

>>22127201
Good song. Takes me back

>> No.22127392

Apple is dumping hard

>> No.22127393

>>22127364
im almost hitting my starting deposit kek

>> No.22127397

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22127405

>>22127364
what the fuck are you holding lmao

>> No.22127410

>>22127341
No j..just h-hold...heh. yeah in 5 years everybody will be driving around in a $40k golf cart and putting $10k deposits on vaporware solar panels that will never get delivered

>> No.22127412

Guys how to do charcoal burning suicide correctly? I have everything in TSLA.

>> No.22127413

piece of shit stock market CANT LOGIN WOW first time ever

>> No.22127417
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22127417

ABORT
WE TOUCHED THE TOP LINE
DO NOT BUY TQQQ RIGHT NOW

>> No.22127418

>td ameritrade crashed

Welp, thats the end of the bull run

>> No.22127420

what do i buy to take advantage of the dip?

>> No.22127421

Goddamit I bought the dip too early.

>> No.22127422

DKNG 100$ waiting room

>> No.22127424

getting very pink right now, not gonna alie

>> No.22127427

Fucking hell, I sold half of my Apple premarket. Finally, made a good fucking deal

>> No.22127430

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Correction is here, wonder how long it’s gonna last.

>> No.22127434

I just lost $400 on the span of 30 minutes what the fuck

>> No.22127437
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22127437

MY HORSIES NOOOOOOOOOOOO
ME WANTED MONIES NOW NOWWWWWWWWWWW
GO BACK UP NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.22127438

lol just bought 500c 9/4 TESLAS boiz

>> No.22127441
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22127441

imagine the panic selling of all the ethots and zoomers who bought the top

>> No.22127443

WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO $420.69
$420.69
$420.69
$420.69
$420.69

>> No.22127444

>>22127152
They’re buying Deautsche Bank. It’s a clown world

>> No.22127449

What is happening to covid stocks. Every major one is tanking

>> No.22127452

Hang in there, lads. Iron hands. We'll all be positive by EOD.

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22127458

>>22127434
im down 2k on gamestop calls

mfw

>> No.22127461

Also for gamble bros, AMRN at $6 right now, later today going to ~$4 or panic pumping to ~$40

>> No.22127466

>>22127341
TSLA only goes up. Make use of this dip and put all your remaining savings into it. It would also be a good idea to borrow some money to buy more stock.

>> No.22127468
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22127468

>banks finally printing

>> No.22127470

fucking NPCs on robinhood are ruining my AAPL gains fuck this shit

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>>22127452
Pray for us!!

>> No.22127475

>>22126275
Should i liquidate my tqqq and hold off a couple days?

>> No.22127476
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22127476

TESLA STOP PLEASE

>> No.22127486

I'M TRYING TO BUY THE BOTTOM
WHY THE FUCK ARE TSLA CALLS STILL SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE JESUS CHRIST

>> No.22127489

>all of yesterday's aapl gains
>gone

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22127490

>tech collapsing
>NVDA strong green

>> No.22127494

>>22127458
>gamestop
>calls
You deserve every dollar you lose

>> No.22127495

im glad i bought an spy and not 2 apples this morning like you guys told me to

>> No.22127496

get owned teslatards

>> No.22127497

look it is another fake ass rotation out of tech! buy the dip faggots.

>> No.22127500

KEK Elon dumped his bags and now his stock crashes

>> No.22127502

>>22127302
I didn't have to wear sunglasses during my drive into the office. It was a sign.

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22127503

Well at least my banks and RTX are up today haha

>> No.22127508

>>22126491
should I buy this TSLA dip?

kek

>> No.22127510
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22127510

STOP SELLING RKT

>> No.22127515
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>>22127443
>hits 420.69 exactly
>moons to 1000

>> No.22127514

pick up apple leaps
>pick up apple leaps
pick up apple leaps
>pick up apple leaps
pick up apple leaps
>pick up apple leaps

>> No.22127516

>>22126664
>unsure of where the top is
If it's any consolation, nobody knows. Everbody's just riding along together hoping for the best

>> No.22127517

>>22127466
I JUST DID HAHA I FEEL SO INTELLIGENT AND FUCKIN BIG BALLED IM MAKING IT BABY

>> No.22127518

I am holding, but also very, very afraid.
Lost 7% so far.

>> No.22127523
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22127523

REAL TIME IMAGE OF TESLA CHART

>> No.22127530

>TSLAfags don't realize that bleeding like this is the first sign of the crash.

Let me tell you the facts, and I'm telling you this before I cash out because I want to help you idiots.

1. The rally happens
2. The rally slows down
3. The stock starts to crab and/or bleed but doesn't go down
4. People realize the rally is essentially done
5. Said people cash out
6. Crash

You have only a few days left unless something big happens.

>> No.22127531

GNUS is up!

>> No.22127532
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22127532

>>22127494
LOL i dont care i had 40k a few months ago down to like 10k so ill just take the all in yolo shot

>> No.22127533

BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP

>> No.22127534

Aaaaaand we're already recovering

>> No.22127535
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22127535

IRON HANDS, boys. The BULL RUN continues as scheduled shortly.

>> No.22127538

>tech down
>my shitty $60 intel leap is up
>my MSFT still up
>my boomer JNJ
By missing out on the thousands of dollars if I rode up elsewhere I have avoided a small loss today.

>> No.22127544

TQQQ IS DOWN .3% THIS IS IT BROS THE MARKET CRASH HAS COME

>> No.22127545
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22127545

> SOXL still big green
> MSFT holding steady green

>> No.22127553

Everything looks green to me...

>> No.22127557

>>22127152
Somebody knows something

>> No.22127558

>>22126275
>AAPL
>TSLA
I've been waiting for this day for a long time.

>> No.22127570

>>22127441
Oh, I am and i have a boner right now from it. I am still net positive on TSLA even though I bought an additional share at 493 because I FOMO'd but at least I'm not retarded enough to panic sell during an obvious shake out.

>> No.22127571
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22127571

Buy the RUN dip

>> No.22127572

THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE

>> No.22127574

TSLA calls are literally the same price they were at $475 fucking incredible what a joke

>> No.22127577

"battery day" is going to be the nail in the coffin for tsla fags

>> No.22127578
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>> No.22127579

>>22127523
this

>> No.22127580

RRGB still comfy as fuck

>> No.22127582

>>22127305
Holy shit, I almost bought this last week

>> No.22127584

>>22127545
>> SOXL still big green
I gotta lotta that. Been a big week for me

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>>22127140
For me, it's weeekly

>> No.22127588

>the AAPL dip getting bought up

thanks God, scared me for a second there

>> No.22127589

>>22126342
Rkt 44 strike exp 10/16. Fucking trust me dude. I'm holding a 40 strike for 9/18 and it's printing today

>> No.22127590

>>22126764
looking less likely but with TSLA anything is possible

>> No.22127599
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22127599

>AAPL Down
>TSLA Down
>MSFT breaks $230

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson /biz/?

>> No.22127601

>>22127502
Did you ever use that subcontractor idea for anything?

>> No.22127604

Anyone else going long on Campbell soup?

>> No.22127609
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22127609

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND we're back

>> No.22127610

It's over. I am financially obliterated from one day's 30 minutes. Reminder that this is all nothing but gambling.

>> No.22127615
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22127615

>>22127587
WEaKaLing!!!!

i like it too

>> No.22127629

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GOOD TRAILING STOP FOR THIS LEVERAGED SHIT IS SO THIS DOESNT HAPPEN AGAIN

>> No.22127630

>>22127334
I think they have an earnings report next week. I think we are kicking the can down the road until we see what is in it.

>> No.22127638

we got rugged bros..

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HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
https://youtu.be/q2_NdCI7MOc

>> No.22127649

Oh lordy, the market is violent. Even if we make it today, that is not good

>> No.22127660

>>22127610
nothing wrong with gambling as long as you are winning

>> No.22127665

>sold off apple first thing this morning
>bought VHC
>rode it up 20% and dumped it
>VHC back to normal levels
Feels good to have correct timing once in a while.

>> No.22127667

>>22127629
Trailing stops are shit. Use a mental stop based on the ongoing technicals of the chart

>> No.22127672

>>22127638
No bitch. YOU got rugged.

>> No.22127673
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22127673

I love my Football
Reminder NFL starts 9/10 DKNG 50$ by the end of week

>> No.22127674
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22127674

tfw bought apple calls this morning

>> No.22127678

>>22127577
>million mile battery gets announced
heh.....

>> No.22127679

added a few tech leaps during the dip. Please keep pumping it back up

>> No.22127680

bought aapl calls for sep 11 on the dip
see you guys on the moon!

>> No.22127687

>>22127647
god what a disappointing game

>> No.22127699
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22127699

Okay now i'm only -4% down.

>> No.22127705

>>22127680
Genius tier IQ

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22127706

There is SO MUCH MONEY to be made on this dip you queers are fucking selling. Never gonna make it, enjoy being poor faggots

>> No.22127719

>overnight pump
>morning correction
>stabilize
How are you people still surprised by this?

>> No.22127722

>>22127660
You haven't won until you're holding the cash that you think you've won.

The house usually wins.

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22127723

Thank God

>> No.22127730

>>22127667
that sounds too hard id rather just put in a percentage and forget about it

>> No.22127731

>>22127599
Based

>> No.22127733
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22127733

soon

>> No.22127738

>AMD down 2%
>INTC up 2%
really makes you think if retards are at work

>> No.22127749

Nah. Nah! This index gap up is weakest of weak sauce. Gap will be filled.

>> No.22127751

Is it worth getting RKT rn or is it basically at the top because of earnings report soon

>> No.22127757

>Jumia
>Tesla

Why do africans keep ruining us, /biz/?

>> No.22127761

>>22127723
>under split price

Uh oh

>> No.22127762

>>22127738
Intcels will rise again

>> No.22127763

>almost bought the second TQQQ dip at 470

really should have just dumped everything today. oh well.

>> No.22127782

Is the TSLA bubble pop here?

>> No.22127783

Set a stop-limit sell for TSLA at $435, if the $420.69 then moon meme happens I'll post a video of me eating $1'000

>> No.22127796

>>22127719
Remeber that IQ is just a measure of how well you recognize patterns. That's why most of the idiots here live like groundhog day.

>> No.22127798
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22127798

Thoughts on RACE?

>> No.22127799

>>22127762
Intel is dead as a company, they're wirecarding.

>> No.22127801

I legit can’t believe how weak handed some of these posts are at the first sign of red . Must be the influx of newfags after the stock splits

>> No.22127807

>>22127751
it will run more before earnings. sell before though, anything over expected EPS is already priceed in

>> No.22127810

>>22126939
fuck it, bought 20 shares itll be fine r-right?
sold aapl and tsla today at a profit in the morning fuck that shit normies will hold my bags for once

>> No.22127818

>>22127782
Nah, Elon has some more snake oil in the pipeline.

>> No.22127821

>>22126977
me side good other side no good >:(

>> No.22127823
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22127823

>been seething about missing out on aapl
>bought a half a share of it yesterday out of spite since I knew that would make it start tanking

>> No.22127825

bought VXX calls bros, its over

>> No.22127828

SHLL

>> No.22127839

what buy

>> No.22127850

>>22127796
The only recognizable pattern is that there are outside influences manipulating the entire system.

>> No.22127860
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22127860

>W-shaped recovery
>Rotation out of tech

What's it gonna be this time?

>> No.22127875

>>22127311
holding TQQQ through a crash? why the fuck would you do that?

>> No.22127880

>>22127782
Everyone knows it will be after Battery day.

>> No.22127881

what do you call the feeling where you had great gains from yesterday and you wanted to sell ASAP on open so you could take those profits and reinvest more and buy the dip but shit dipped so fast you coulndt sell for a profit and you got stuck bagholding and you are really mad because you know if you had more money you would be buying up this dip left and right but you just have to sit there holding your bag with a mad face waiting for enough recoery to sell for a minor profit so you can quickly buy the current cheapies on the next minor dip

>> No.22127886

>>22127860
Please oil. My BP bags are heavy.

>> No.22127896

>>22127860
metals

>> No.22127899

>>22127325
FUUUUCK

>> No.22127908

>>22127875
>a crash

lel

>> No.22127911
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>>22127881
it's called Bogged.

>> No.22127918

>>22127881
if I sell it's gonna moon and leave me behind
If I hold, it may dump in the short term, but nothing will keep megacaps down forever and it'll eventually make me rich. Plus I want have to give my gains to the IRS jews

>> No.22127921

Tell me right now why i shouldnt buy AAPL october 150 calls

>> No.22127933

>SPY lower highs
Last chance.

>> No.22127937

Wirecard Chads. Its finally happening.

>> No.22127941

>>22127932
>>22127932
>>22127932
>>22127932
new

>>22127932
>>22127932

>> No.22127942

>>22127886
didn't oil already moon?

>> No.22127945

>>22127875
>baggie once again signaling everyone to buy the dip
based

>> No.22127948

CUNNY SHAPED RECOVERY

>> No.22127954

>>22127881
This is completely new to me so I went full retard

>> No.22127955
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SAy it with me: YOU CAN'T OUTSMART THE MART

>> No.22127961

>>22126788
Delta is often perceived as a loose estimate of the option expiring in the money. Since as the writer of the CC you (usually) don't actually want to sell the shares a 30% chance is biased towards your optimal outcome but not by enough to scare off the gamblers.

>> No.22127965

>>22127705
but paper hands, sold once it got too red

>> No.22127981

nothing makes my ass clinch like holding TSLA, it's almost invigorating.

>> No.22128006

>>22126764
>trades options
>doesn't know what a public offering is

>> No.22128016

>>22127798
God i love ferraris so much

>> No.22128022

>>22127942
From March maybe. I bought about a year ago.

>> No.22128133

>>22127965
Lmaooo holy fugg are you serious?

>> No.22128258

>>22128133
and I thought my call purchases were bad, I'm glad I held onto mine
>>22127674