Girlfriend has gone out for the day

[Anonymous No.22107699]

This is my chance
>take off pants and sit down in front of computer
>slowly start to stroke my cock as I log in to binance with one hand
>load up chainlink chart, rock hard now as I zoom out, further... further... Get that ICO month on there...
>switch to daily candles, cock straining as I jerk harder and harder
>getting intense. Add technical indicators, moving averages, RSI, MACD, bollinger bands. Holy fuck feels like I'm going to explode
>should I cum? No. Not yet.
>load up chainlink twitter feed, scroll down through all the historical partnership tweets, fondly remembering the orgasms I had to each one
>cock has stopped straining for now, quickly go to cryptomarketcap in my bookmarks, start to stroke harder and faster
>no. 5. This is insane.
>whip out my phone and open blockfolio
>So close now
>balance reads £650k. On the edge of orgasm
>click refresh. £652k. I'm going to explode
>Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. £653k
>a huge jet of semen sprays across the desk and computer screen as I let out a satisfied groan. Sergey has done it again. Everything is good with the world.

[Anonymous No.22107759]

Had a good laugh anon, fucking thank you. My sides are gone like stray goat from vilalge sir.

[Anonymous No.22107841]

thanks for the new pasta

[Anonymous No.22107845]

>>22107699
>£653k

Imagine being this poor, in 2020.