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22098687 No.22098687 [Reply] [Original]

I am NEVER going to pay crypto taxes. The IRS can FUCK my DICK. I will transfer all my coins to another wallet and say I was scammed if they ever audit. Never EVER going to pay a fucking dime.

>> No.22098718

>>22098687
how u gonna cash out

>> No.22098735
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>>22098687
you are a real one bro

>> No.22098818

I just submitted a screencap of this post to the IRS audit sector, they'll most likely get your IP via official 4channel request within a week. Once they have your identity, trained financial enforcement officers will be sent to your home on a no-knock raid. Their orders will be to shoot on sight. You're fucking dead you little weasel.

>> No.22098856

>>22098687

I don't understand how you're expected to paid tax on crypto you haven't cashed out. Does the IRS have a crypto wallet I'm supposed to send shekels to???

>> No.22098914

>>22098856
The jewish IRS wants you to pay taxes for every transaction that involves converting one coin to another. They will never get a dime from me on those. They will also never get a fucking dime from me when I cash out.

>> No.22098935

>>22098687
>I will create a traceable wallet transaction
Cool, good luck.

>> No.22098940
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>>22098687
Sure, but theyll just put you in prison until you do

and when you are inevitably forced to pay, youll have several months of compounding penalties on top

>> No.22098966

>>22098914
LOL. I'm never cashing out then. Fucking retards. 100% into BTC.

>> No.22099001

So if you checked yes on your 2019 returns that you have transacted crypto, are you fucked in 2020? Do you have to check yes?

>> No.22099042

You have to pay lol you have to cash out. There is no way to cash out they can’t track

>> No.22099087

>>22098856
Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous. Tech illiterate boomers in charge ruin everything.

>> No.22099174

Just cash out in glorious nippon next year and live there.

>> No.22099218

go op fukkem

>> No.22099229

If your are German and hold them longer than a year, you dont have to pay anything

>> No.22099291

how do you cash out

>> No.22099320
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22099320

>>22099291
>he doesn't know

>> No.22099332

>>22099320
that's why I asked

>> No.22099334

>>22099229
Maybe they are the superior race after all.

>> No.22099368

>>22098818
>Their orders will be to shoot on sight.
laughed here

>> No.22099412

>>22098718

He can just buy gold or silver VAT free

>> No.22099478

>>22099042

Buying gold or silver with crypto should do the trick

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>>22098687

>> No.22099628

>>22099332
I think people sell privacy coins locally. Sounds like a great way to get fucking mugged to me.

>> No.22099656

how to cash out crypto you ask? buy giftcards with crypto :)

>> No.22099729

>>22098718
you can cashout with a crypto debit like Binance card, Swipe, or CRO card....
pretty ez
I mean, think about everything you've bought in the last year, it's with a fucking card

>> No.22099745

>>22098718
>he thinks you can cash out
oh anon

>> No.22099757

>>22099656
Real question, what do you expect to do with those gift cards? Sell them online? in that case you're losing 15% on a site like raise, and then depositing it back into your bank where you have to pay taxes. Or am I unaware of some interesting scheme here lmao.

>> No.22099844

>>22098687
>FUCK my DICK
b-based

>> No.22099850
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22099850

>>22099291
>the american thinks he can cash out

>> No.22099930

>start business
>business accepts bitcoin
>every time you need money, pay yourself that ammt in bitcoin
>taxes say “ah yes I received this ammt from a customer to see my pussy on Snapchat” or whatever

>> No.22099946

>>22099729
You cant get those in the US without IRS knowing

>> No.22099973

>>22098818
>i vanned you
imagine failing to dilate for so long and having your front-hole close up on you making you seethe this bad.

>> No.22100052

>>22098687
I can't imagine living in a country which taxes their citizens investments. Nope, not in dies Länder mein Freund

>> No.22100065

>>22099930
lol
i find it funny that yall are basically telling people how to money launder on a public forum
although no one would notice, still
makes me wonder if biz glows

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22100096

>>22098687
Strategic Wealth Preservation, Cayman. Pic related. But you should always comply with all laws.

>> No.22100184

>>22098856
when you make a profitable trade it’s on you to set aside what you owe in tax exactly the same way it works with stocks or any other asset. not that complicated unless you’re a neet who never had to file taxes before.

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>>22100184
holy fucking cuck

>> No.22100273

if you're in the East coast you can head to Chinatown, but they only do business with their own kind mostly. it may not be 100% avoided, but at least more than 50%. If you're a whitey I'm not sure if they will trust you, since most of you are 100% formal law abiding citizens.

>> No.22100316

>>22100184
Ok shekelmeister let me try to calculate how much I owe on an ever shifting currency when I have to frequently move, sell, and buy more. Fucking jew cuck.

>> No.22100410

>>22098687
if you got scammed you still owe tax though

>> No.22100530

>>22099412
you're fucking right wtf

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>>22098687
spread yo cheekz whyte boi

>> No.22100728

Don't those gold sites still report to bad guys if you buy over $10k gold?

>> No.22100793

>>22099930
Business still pays tax on that so..

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22100882

>>22099946
fake name, fake address, VPN, how the fuck is the IRS going to know jack shit about anything

>>22100410
no you don't, shut up

>>22100728
then just buy 10k at a time once per day

this shit is not that hard you fucking mongoloids

>> No.22100885

>>22100793
the only right answer here was either
1. not living in america
2. buying gift cards for relevant things you use. I actually used and still use gift cards for pretty much everything. Amazon for food, supplies, anything really. You can live in airbnbs at the same rate as a normal house if you get airbnb giftcards, and so on.

>> No.22101066

>>22100882
Or buy an ID online.

>> No.22101177

>>22100885
How do u buy gift cards with crypto

>> No.22101225

>>22099478

ok and then what happens when you need to make a purchase and sell your gold for fiat and you just magically have funds coming in from gold. you're back to square one.

>> No.22101234

>>22100065
biz definitely glows, but anyone working for the government is usually fucking retarded and easily cheated.