/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22076835]

>September 1st, 2020.

[Anonymous No.22076861]

Yes, anon?

[Anonymous No.22076886]

I'm surprised i'm still breathing desu

[Anonymous No.22076888]

>>22076861
I don't know anything about the swan event man, feel free to explain it to me. I just don't know where this whole year has gone.

[Anonymous No.22076914]

>>22076835
good

[Anonymous No.22076918]

>mfw the more time passes the closer link is to hitting $1000

feels based

[Anonymous No.22076924]

>>22076888
Basically the schizo's wet dream.

[Anonymous No.22076942]

>>22076835
>Girlfriend keeps talking about kids, marriage
>No way, we’re too young for that, when I’m 30 and rich off crypto I’ll be ready to settle down
>Anon, you’re 30 in 18 months

[Anonymous No.22076958]

>>22076918
this

[Anonymous No.22077012]

>>22076942
3 months*
this is getting weird, there's hair growing on my back and neck and my fucking ankle hurts all the time.

[Anonymous No.22077023]

>>22076942
right in the fucking feels

[Anonymous No.22077039]

>>22076861
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvIi9rWOdSQ

[Anonymous No.22077043]

>>22076942
This pretty much me but 3 weeks for me

[Anonymous No.22077057]

We are the same length of time away from September 11th that September 11th was from the release of E.T.

[Anonymous No.22077063]

>>22076888
Checked. Black swan confirmed

[Anonymous No.22077124]

>>22076835
Big cri
I could have been anything...
>>22076886
Same, statistically I shouldn’t have made it to 20 much less 27

[Anonymous No.22077253]

>>22076918
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!! THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING! VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.22077357]

>>22076835
DELETE THIS NOW

[Anonymous No.22077383]

>>22077043
this but b/u with gf and now have to go through it all again.

[Anonymous No.22077502]

>>22077012
You might have gout

[Anonymous No.22077812]

>>22076942
>>22077012
wow I'm 34 and felt way worse at 29, it really only gets better, and I'm expecting worse around 37. At 28 all I did was party, travel, and fuck. Now I care about family, fitness, partying and wealth.

[Anonymous No.22078402]

any male broke at 30 who isn't an entrepreneur is doomed financially

[Anonymous No.22078447]

>>22076835
I'VE RECEIVED AN UPDATE ON THE CRASH BY AN INSIDER I KNOW PERSONALLY. IT HAS BEEN DELAYED BY AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME.

[Anonymous No.22078804]

>>22077253
You are a MANIAC

[Anonymous No.22078844]

>>22078804
Dude so are you!
> The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results

[Anonymous No.22078868]

INSIDER HERE, APPARENTLY THEY SENT THE CHARTS UPSIDE DOWN
BUY EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.22078894]

>>22078447
>>22078868
THIS IS HUGE

[Anonymous No.22078986]

Hi, I'm a hermaphrodite. AMA

[Anonymous No.22079004]

>>22078986
post hand

[Anonymous No.22079018]

>>22078402
What is the minimum net worth expected of a 30y/o burger in order for him to expect to continue to be humored as someone who could succeed if he devoted the entirety of the remaining years of the sunset of his prime to maintaining/securing a middle class existence? I ask because I’m 25+ and need to get my shit together.

[Anonymous No.22079022]

>>22078986
What does it feel like to be a genetic freak and abomination?

[Anonymous No.22079039]

>>22078986
do you ever get horny

[Anonymous No.22079045]

>>22076888
trips confirmed
Don't look into black swan too much. It has jews crawling all over it, writing about it ect ect.
Whenever something has that many of them in it stay the fuck away

[Anonymous No.22079066]

TAKE ME BACK TO 2010 PLEASE GOD

[Anonymous No.22079129]

122 days remain.
Only 1/3rd of 2020 left.

[Anonymous No.22079872]

>>22079018
>devoted the entirety of the remaining years of the sunset of his prime to maintaining/securing a middle class existence
what youve described is precisely the definition of financially doomed.
there are 3 options to freedom in a non-suicidal time frame
crypto ~ 2 years (could lose everything)
start a business ~ 5 years
buy real estate ~ 10 years

- you are here -
wage and invest ~ 20-30 years

[Anonymous No.22080298]

>>22079872
>what youve described is precisely the definition of financially doomed.
Much obliged, that does help put things into perspective.
I suppose it’s something of an enigma to even frame the question in terms of my net worth at age 30 rather than individual productive capacity attained by that crossroad of my life given the potential for the petrodollar standard to fail and financial decentralization via Bitcoin to get axed by the powers that be with some unforeseen tech weapon.

I’m fairly confident in my crypto stacks and ability to maneuver the market at this point but in regards to wagie wealth I’m at something of a deadlock due to Coronachan and my meme degree. As far as I can tell so far one of the best things I can do for myself is aim to learn to speak/write spic by whatever means necessary to at least have the potential to increase my housing options and add a hefty bullet point to my resume. Working in packaging logistics as a grunt is what I’m looking at to start paying the bills via wage slaving rather than scalping from my stack but are there obvious fields of work that should be engaged at this point for people with the uni rubber stamp but not too many hard skills?

[Anonymous No.22080420]

for any anon reading this comment >>22079872 and thinking wtf, do yourself a favor and read this book. Don't get deluded by it's (((sensational))) title, author just knew how to play the game.

If you are 18-25 and you don't have a plan about life financially, how badly the system is actually rigged and what ride you're in for the next 40 (more like 50), do yourself a favor and read this book.

Don't care if you buy it or just pirate it on b-ok.org, just read it. Time's waiting for nobody.

[Anonymous No.22080673]

>>22080420
this + Antifragile are must reads, dont fall for the kiyosaki meme. and yes the title is clickbaity but its a great book about both fundamentals of proper mindset and actionable advice

[Anonymous No.22080802]

I'm almost 21yo. Got about $340k in crypto(mostly in LINK). God damn do I hope this shit will go to $450k in the next 2 months so I can cashout 10% to move out for the next 2 years and live comfy. It's so fucking tiring of just waiting knowing that you are basically set, but you're still just waiting. I've been in crypto since 2017 Nov. Feels like it has been an eternity. This $340k watching me back every day, but I can't spend it on anything meaningful like a car or an apartment since that will take a huge chunk out of my stack percentage wise.

[Anonymous No.22080862]

>>22080420

You are the reason For the season. Thanks, bruh.

[Anonymous No.22080870]

>>22076835
every year is faster

[Anonymous No.22080871]

>>22076835
I read this with datadash voice

[Anonymous No.22081104]

>>22076835
>21
>Wagie
>In debt
>No friends or gf
>No interests/hobbies
I don't even know if doing crypto is worth it, I'll probably end up dead in a few years anyway, either through hanging or alcohol poisoning

[Anonymous No.22081242]

>>22076942
have kids you faggot

[Anonymous No.22081296]

>>22080802
do you have assets outside of crypto?

[Anonymous No.22081328]

>>22081242
You're never going to make it if you're in a fucking relationship. Either have kids or trade for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.22081346]

>>22076942
Having a family seems dope. Get married and have some kids

[Anonymous No.22081420]

>>22076942
having kids is a long term investment just like crypto.
go for it

[Anonymous No.22081455]

>>22077812
>tfw 29 and dont do any of those activities

JUST

[Anonymous No.22081486]

>>22076835
How can such a boring year go by so quickly?

[Anonymous No.22081560]

>>22081420
>Kids
>Infinite supply
>No market cap
>Current market price must be calculated by hand basing it on black market organ prices
Seems like a shitty investment ngl

[Anonymous No.22081615]

Maybe link will be $1000 eoy because the USD will be so fucked that a cup of coffee will LITERALLY be $1000 kikebux

[Anonymous No.22081676]

>>22080802
20 y/o with $340k. I know these feels. Way back before the great cuckening of 2018 came along and took it all away.

You know, even if you play the Slowlane game of wagecucking and investing, you are already set for life if you liquidate it right now? I didn't think of it and regret it everyday. Now I have to grind for years on end in business to get back to that level of assets.

Take some time and really think about that. Maybe it's smart to liquidate a portion of it right away, maybe even all, and just go ahead and live a "normal" life for the next five years, while your 340k turn to 500k in boomer stocks (+8%yoy).

I for sure know that's what I would do if I had the chance again. Not everything, but at least 90% would get liquidated. The remaining 10% would be gambled on DeFi while I try to build a solid business that's still there 20 years from now. And I can guarantee you, you can think WAY clearer if you know you are financially stable-stable, not only "stable".

[Anonymous No.22081688]

>>22081615
this guy is a maniac

[Anonymous No.22082003]

>>22078844
Lurk more newfag its pasta

[Anonymous No.22082090]

>>22082003
> He thinks it's the same two people posting in every thread
That's cute

[Anonymous No.22082248]

>>22081676
You don't understand. Missing out on $20m-$100m net worth is worse than my $340k somehow going to 0 which would mean Chainlink failed which would mean Sergey, Ari and all the great minds associated with them failed. The risk/return is too great for me to just liquidate it. I can not follow some 100% "safe" lifestyle because that's what wagecucking is. The whole reason I got to where I currently am is because of calculated risks. I don't "need" the money short term so I can wait a couple of years through crabs and crashes and dips like I have before. Looking at current circumstances it doesn't seem at all like there will be a -80% correction on LINK.

[Anonymous No.22082405]

>>22082248
have you lived through going from $340k to, say, $20k?
i'm another one of the big losers of 2017, and at the time it was easy to have the same mentality as you
but living through a 95% dump is devastating psychologically, no matter how tough you think you are and how much more you think you'd miss the potential upside
even if you keep them at bay for weeks or months at a time, the "what ifs" come back again and again
i'm older than you so i got to miss out on bitcoin despite being aware of it since 2011 AND to lose my 2017 ethereum gains. the former wasn't nearly as rough as the latter. "once-in-a-lifetime" opportunities actually come every week even if we miss most of them. it's another thing entirely to have the assets on hand and to be able to sell at least part of them at the top and to consciously decide no, i don't care about a measly $x, i want $xxx... and then get bogged and realise you did care more than you thought

[Anonymous No.22082413]

>>22076835
We are a fart in the wind in the cosmos of time. Do what makes you happy and fuck other people's opinion

[Anonymous No.22082451]

Surely we're about to pop? Shit named beef pork sushi pasta etc is mooning for no reason this can't end well

[Anonymous No.22082475]

>>22079066
NO

[Anonymous No.22083107]

>>22077039
excellent, excellent choice anon. I listened to this six gazillion times a while ago. Oh the memories

[Anonymous No.22083180]

>>22076835
STOP PLEASE STOP IM ONLY 26 AND I FEEL LIKE MY BODY IS FALLING APART.
>cant sleep
>cant eat anything without shitting my brains out
>body always hurts
>genetic disorder progression
>cant see
>cant hear
>feel retarded all the time
FUCK

[Anonymous No.22083309]

>>22077812
Liar

[Anonymous No.22083326]

>>22081560
you need some fresh air man lol

[Anonymous No.22083372]

>>22077057
ET was released 49 years ago this week. Pretty astounding

[Anonymous No.22083403]

>>22077057
Wtf September 11th is in 10 days though.

[Anonymous No.22083426]

>>22076835
themesong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

[Anonymous No.22083602]

>>22083180
This was me bro, strictly quit gluten for 4 weeks and see where it takes you. Start one meal a day. Run every day for any amount of time - couch to 5k is great. And most importantly get 8 hours of sleep consistently every single night ITS NOT A MEME. Have a morning stretching routine, hamstrings, groin, hips and thoracic extensions. If you can do even two of these things daily you'll feel a lot better mate, I'm 70% better at this point.

[Anonymous No.22083707]

>>22076942
Fuck, this is literraly my situation, but 7 months*
She even went as far as to say I better propose before the end of the year
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22083719]

>>22083403
lold irl

[Anonymous No.22083768]

>>22076835
Can you identify why New Zealand has had the stock Exchange DDoS'd for like over a week?

[Anonymous No.22083793]

>>22081420
this. It'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.22083826]

>>22083107
If i see there is a chance, i'll fight for a better future.

[Anonymous No.22083858]

>>22076942
>imagine getting married
>imagine getting married while having told your thot about your stack
>imagine not just having kids in your current situation while the milk is being given away for free
stupid fuck, ngmi guaranteed

[Anonymous No.22083924]

>>22083602
I've been off the gluten too anon. Just had a burger from BK huge mistake. Now I will feel like shit for a day or so. Eat borsch it's gluten free with plenty of veggies and meat.

[Anonymous No.22083951]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.22084053]

>>22083924
I fucking love gluten, makes me sad that it doesn't agree with me and makes me feel like a total karen.

[Anonymous No.22084124]

>>22083951
That sucks but it’s not that bad. My friend was 29 for his first kiss and relationship and now he’s happily married. Just took an open mind. Good luck anon. Meet the right gal.

[Anonymous No.22084138]

>>22084053
Me too bro still getting over the fact I have dietary issues. Gluten free bread sucks and I miss drinking beer sometimes.

[Anonymous No.22084178]

>>22077383
same boat anon
I plan to hit the gym and get fucking rich. Wasn't meant to be, time to move on.

[Anonymous No.22084210]

>>22082405
I went from. $3k to $45k in 2017 Nov-2018 January and then found biz, got linkpilled and slowly converted my shitcoins to LINK. 2018 June my LINK stack was just $3k so yes I've been through that. I know how shitcoins are. Chainlink is completely different breed. You've missed out on Bitcoin, Ethereum and I'm guessing Chainlink now? If you can't understand what Sergey is doing then idk really what to say. Everything about Chainlink is perfect. Doesn't compare at all to the shitcoins I held in 2017-2018 where the teams were shilling it on Twitter and getting into public arguments, then having scandals with token dumping or the SEC or massive hacks, meanwhile their projects didn't actually do anything. Heck their main thing was just a wallet so you could hold their shitcoins with comfort and of course exchange listings were also the main concern.

[Anonymous No.22084257]

>>22082405
>a measly $x, i want $xxx... and then get bogged and realise you did care more than you thought
i'm older than you and over time i see this again in again.
its maximalist thinking and humans suffer greatly from it at all levels. if you read an article telling you the dangers of carbs, your natural thought will be "I need to cut out all carbs". whereas in reality you can have french fries, but eat 5 of them not 50.

same for investing: its either all-in or cash-out. its harder to "cash-out 10% - regularly". yet this is exactly the skill you need to make it long term.

being able to take money out of positions that are mooning is hard. only thing harder is selling loser positions. however once you stop the maximalist thinking you can win. Regularly sell out 10% of your upside. Cash out 50% of your losers....soon with enough practice you get to where you can regularly do it and you wind up with much more cash than otherwise.

[Anonymous No.22084391]

>>22077253
CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR DRUGS???

[Anonymous No.22084518]

>>22081560
you wont see me buying into that market, thats for sure.

[Anonymous No.22084533]

Today is my birthday, I am 46, been on the 4thchannel since 2006, a NEET since 2002
Most people would pity my situation but I am happier than 99%
Hope the GBR comes before 2030 though

[Anonymous No.22084707]

>>22084533
>GBR
whaththat

[Anonymous No.22084785]

>>22084533
Happy birthday fren!

[Anonymous No.22084818]

>>22084533
>Most people would pity my situation but I am happier than 99%
Most of my friends who have pursued the aspirational normie lifestyle are in therapy. Career success is overrated and not worth the energy vs starting up yourself. My happiest years were 2012-2014 and they were also my neet years.

[Anonymous No.22084821]

>>22084533
Happy birthday. Looks like someone gave you some digits as a present.

[Anonymous No.22084912]

>>22084257
This. Cashing out feels like validation for the months of stress. Everytime I make a good trade now I cash out half as profit and keep the rest to grow my stack, so far so good

[Anonymous No.22085358]

>>22084707
golden bull run

[Anonymous No.22085364]

>>22082248
I legit laughed out loud irl. This can't be real. It's 1:1 the exact same mindset I had. The delusion. The "I dont need money right now" mindest. Every single argument you've made.

It's crazy to see this, as if time travel somehow worked and I'm reading posts from my former self.

Fact is, YOU don't understand. And I don't mean this in a hateful way. Your thought pattern is so skewed you couldn't possibly see it any other way. Please, do yourself a favor and talk to people IRL. No matter if it's your parents, siblings, friends, I don't care. Talk about them about the gains and money and just listen. I know, most of them are retards, but just listening to their reasoning, even if you think it's pure BS, it will make you think.

OR you could listen to the absolut bottom of the social hierarchy, loser NEET anons that tell you LINK will hit $1000 because they saved up three months to buy 50 LINK @ $10.

Your choice.

[Anonymous No.22085463]

HAND IT THE FUCK OVER.
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85Yh3FszRWQ

[Anonymous No.22085544]

Im 41 and live off of food stamps an free money by the state I don't have to work and i am very happy. Fuck the system.End is near

[Anonymous No.22085653]

>>22084533
happy birthday anon. Also, checked.

[Anonymous No.22086357]

>1990 was 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.22086487]

Time is a meme. Enjoy NOW and remember that if you're reading this you're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.22086505]

>>22083858
Starting a family is something every man should aspire to
>And also fucking instagram thots on the side while on out if state/country business trips

[Anonymous No.22086692]

>>22086357
> +10

[Anonymous No.22086725]

>20 year olds with 340k in link
bearish

[Anonymous No.22086775]

>>22081104
Its ok anon

I'm 27 Still in debt didn't lose my V until 23 and im engaged now

Were all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22086813]

>mfw i make this thread 8 hours ago, forget about it and then come back to remind myself that its September 1st, 2020 all over again.