/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22066090]

Make a new one after 300 posts

[Anonymous No.22066100]

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/mini-girl/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.22066119]

Penis in ny assp

[Anonymous No.22066137]

You guys are fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.22066140]

I opened a IC with 210/410 short strikes on zoom
watch it go ITM

[Anonymous No.22066150]

TQQQ will go up FOREVER and there's nothing boomers can do about it

[Anonymous No.22066160]

WTF JSUT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.22066178]

RUG PULL. GET OUT

[Anonymous No.22066196]

I should have just bought bought Tsla. Even three shares would net me $200 ez. What have I done!

[Anonymous No.22066201]

TESLA BUBBLE POPPED
TESLA BUBBLE POPPED
TESLA BUBBLE POPPED

[Anonymous No.22066202]

FUCKKKKKK stop loss TSLA @495 didn't kick in WHYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.22066207]

cant wait for the tesla marketcap to flow into crypto

[Anonymous No.22066239]

>>22066178

Its back at $510 WTFFF

[Anonymous No.22066264]

>>22066239
Bear trap

[Anonymous No.22066281]

>>22066264
Good thing my stop loss didn't kick in. Do they even work after hours?

[Anonymous No.22066286]

what the literal fuck lmao. Please someone sell and kill this fucking beast.

I don't want my ETFs to start buying this piece of shit to track S&P500.

[Anonymous No.22066287]

>>22066239
>>22066202
>>22066201
>>22066178
It was just a low volume after hours sale that had a low of like $442. Glad Robinhood is too retarded to kick my trailing stop loss in after hours

[Anonymous No.22066304]

>>22066160
>>22066178
Do you have a 4chan pass?

[Anonymous No.22066317]

>>22066287
Seriously same I panicked for a bit.

>Yfw all those panic sales

[Anonymous No.22066334]

>>22066304
Yes.

[Anonymous No.22066368]

is this the top?

[Anonymous No.22066369]

>>22066207
High IQ

[Anonymous No.22066403]

>>22066368
>promoting options to newbies
there should be laws against this

[Anonymous No.22066410]

>>22066368
Probably

[Anonymous No.22066439]

>>22066368
This is fucking sad. A mobile platform for just options? Really?

[Anonymous No.22066468]

Can I get some good recommendations?

[Anonymous No.22066503]

What's the best place to trade? I'm worried about robinshit since it glitches so much

[Anonymous No.22066505]

Why the fuck can’t Tesla ever dip!

[Anonymous No.22066526]

>>22066090
BUY RGR LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

[Anonymous No.22066527]

significant price reduction for Tesla Model 3 Long Range when

t.poorfag

[Anonymous No.22066565]

>>22066368
I thought gambling was illegal outside of reservations? This has to be a bubble. Just this weekend my friends were discussing stock picks on our lan discord. All picking energy, airlines, cruise companies, restaurants.

[Anonymous No.22066600]

>>22066527
It goes down every year by virtue of inflation. Most car companies raise prices evey year tesla doesn't.

[Anonymous No.22066624]

Want a cybertruck lads

[Anonymous No.22066651]

Why are people saying tomorrow is the big dump?

[Anonymous No.22066703]

>>22066624
Same

[Anonymous No.22066719]

>>22066651
because if line go up it go down next

[Anonymous No.22066748]

>>22066565
Daily sp500

Red doji followed by upside down red hammer

Highest point spread ever off the 200sma

It has to come down at least a bit the fomo is real

[Anonymous No.22066806]

[Anonymous No.22066862]

>>22066651
because doomer retards never learn

[Anonymous No.22066895]

>>22066719
>down today
does that mean i go up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22066936]

>>22066895
Maybe

[Anonymous No.22066993]

>>22066806
Looks neat, not touching it.

[Anonymous No.22067034]

>>22066895

[Anonymous No.22067169]

>>22066600
the price of that auto-driving thingy keeps going up every few months. I want that.

I can buy this car right now if I wanted to. But my entire net worth would be cut in half.

[Anonymous No.22067219]

Hold Apple and let the gains come to me as that stock price climbs back to 303. Bid my time as the virus reaps epic revenge this fall/winter as it aids the apple stock back to epic highs. 5G will give users all the incentive they need to upgrade to the iphone 12 you see. All that video chatting and 4k streaming going on now not to mention 8k films and AR around the bend will demand all the fat data pipes you can get. I've got time to kill you see for I'm not 40 yet, hell I'm only 37, still got time to hit my target, 100,000 net worth by 12-31-2022 and nothing will stand in my way goddammit.

[Anonymous No.22067280]

ZM/TSLA, etc going parabolic upwards.
I mean, I thought we all agreed that Zoom is overvalued as fuck but I guess we're really in a full blown .com bubble right now.

When will it pop? Do we just FOMO into shit?

[Anonymous No.22067294]

How owning TSLA looks right now.

[Anonymous No.22067343]

My worst fear is that when the Tesla/Zoom bubble pops, it'll bring the entire NASDAQ with it. Kind of like how the .com bubble happened. Not just retarded no name IPOs blew up. When they blew up, they brought down Yahoo, Microsoft, Sun, Oracle, Cisco, Intel.. with them.

[Anonymous No.22067450]

>>22067343
Today, at work, a guy who drives a lifted truck ( small iq ) asked me how to invest $ in Tesla. Yeah, there's a bubble

[Anonymous No.22067552]

>>22067343
>bunch of SJW shitlib companies
lmao good

[Anonymous No.22067586]

>>22067280
>>22067343
It's complete lunacy. NASDAQ companies are starting to make 2-5 SD moves. There is no way to rationalize this. It feels way more insane than 07 housing, 18 crypto, etc.

[Anonymous No.22067587]

>>22066207
Never going to happen, crypto stopped trying to pretend it isn't 99% vaporware and exit scams years ago.

[Anonymous No.22067613]

>>22066468
airlines and cruise

[Anonymous No.22067684]

>>22066651
Because it's the soonest scariest day they can say without already being wrong

[Anonymous No.22068042]

All the bubbles are set to pop, tomorrow the whole world is going down the tubes.

[Anonymous No.22068100]

>>22068042
At least BABA isn’t a bubble

[Anonymous No.22068224]

>>22068042
god I hope real estate bubble bursts. I want to see realtors have to line up for food stamps.

$500,000+ for a single-story 600sq ft house in any buttfuck nowhere niggertown just because it's 250 miles from the coast is retarded

[Anonymous No.22068362]

>>22068224
My country has one of the worst property bubbles in the world, but no government will do anything about it because they don't want to piss off all the owners squatting on their properties collecting rent and capital gains.

[Anonymous No.22068734]

DOLLAR! STOP RESISTING!

[Anonymous No.22068816]

>>22067613
is this a meme? if theres a "second wave," real or not, i was thinking of getting DAL

[Anonymous No.22068900]

>>22068816
I work in a hospital in New England

Never used a single field hospital bed

Never much over a regular ICU load

Currently have 3 people in icu in a city of 150,000

[Anonymous No.22069062]

>>22068816
Corona is a giant meme. Unfortunately, people being retarded is not.

[Anonymous No.22069490]

>>22068816
You can monitor TSA throughput numbers daily on the TSA website. Here:
https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughput
Statista has that same information in graph format although about a week delayed.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1107016/coronavirus-tsa-checkpoint-travel-numbers-us-airports/

[Anonymous No.22069543]

>>22069490
Here is a chart tracking flights by country:
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1104036/novel-coronavirus-weekly-flights-change-airlines-region/

[Anonymous No.22069599]

Best sites to put on an RSS feed for /smg/ related news? Sticky has two, any more?

[Anonymous No.22069602]

Surely Apple will be red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22069614]

>>22067450
ONE MORE WEEK, BABY! ONE MORE WEEK IS ALL I NEED

[Anonymous No.22069646]

>>22069602
Apples can either be green or red

[Anonymous No.22069710]

>>22069646
or yellow

[Anonymous No.22069905]

>>22066368
>>22066403
>>22066410
I cannot believe my eyes. Holy fuck. Charlie Munger and Warren Buffett call derivatives "weapons of mass destruction", remember that. They're giving retard normies the access codes. This is the top lads. Expect some for froth the next few days (maybe 1-2 weeks) then it's all down hill.

Remember that 90% of options contracts expire worthless and that the safest, more risk reduced way to profit is by selling cash covered puts and covered calls for that sweet premium.

>>22066565
Not gonna lie those picks are all still at trading pretty low historically so they don't make terrible investments. Would I go all in on them? Probably not. The problem is that when noobs and normies try to opine and dish out investment advice, you know the top is here.

[Anonymous No.22069970]

>>22066565
>I thought gambling was illegal outside of reservations?
lol

[Anonymous No.22070003]

>>22066527
buy a corolla. don't buy ev unless your gov is giving you some kind of enviro friendly rebate for it.

[Anonymous No.22070331]

>>22070003
Back when gov was giving rebates for Teslas, everyone here speculated that, after those rebates expire, Tesla themselves would lower the actual cost of the car to match the cost as if the rebate still existed and they never did.

I wish I'd never believed you guys.

[Anonymous No.22070353]

>>22069905
The Kennedy sr shoeshine story is 100% on topic, instead of shoe shiners we have wagies on IG and FB doing it

[Anonymous No.22070430]

last thread is autosaging

reminder
MATTERS:
>Q3 and Q4 GDP
>Whether CLOs start going bad
>the peaceful transition of power
>climate change and yurp regulations

DOES NOT MATTER:
>which boomer wins the election
>vaccines
>black lives

POSITIONS:
go big cash mid October, also buy GME shares and OTM calls

[Anonymous No.22070432]

>>22070331
>Tesla themselves would lower the actual cost of the car to match the cost as if the rebate still existed and they never did.
Of course not.

[Anonymous No.22070433]

>Up almost 8% today
Anyone else have a fucking amazing day, today? I sure did.

[Anonymous No.22070451]

>>22070353
Was shoe shine his codeword for "insider trading"?

[Anonymous No.22070471]

[Anonymous No.22070500]

Tell me why TSLA isn't going back to $2000?

[Anonymous No.22070534]

>>22070471
From the mouths of boons.

[Anonymous No.22070561]

>>22070471
>Black people buying the absolute top
yep this is crypto 2017 all over again
im getting the fuck out of tech for some time and put all into miners

[Anonymous No.22070570]

Imagine not owning horse right now

[Anonymous No.22070571]

>>22070430
also remember even the end of the world probably isn't the end of the world, if the market dips 30% you're still going to want to buy back in, not go live in a cave like a retard, imagine having missed the rona bottom

[Anonymous No.22070572]

So what is the real difference between a call debit spread and a put credit spread? I've read both strategies, seen both profit/loss charts, and they just seem the same (just puts vs calls). The only meaningful difference seems to be that when in the contract you get your profit/loss. Am I missing something or what? Are there actual situations where one would be better than the other?

[Anonymous No.22070577]

>>22070500
Second split at 1200

[Anonymous No.22070599]

>>22066090
What are some extreme measures you guys take to save money? I'll start. I jack off instead of fucking my girlfriend to save money on condoms

[Anonymous No.22070647]

>>22070599
Do you still go out, eat dinner etc w her tho?

[Anonymous No.22070655]

why didnt apple go up as much as tesla...i wish i put more into tesla

[Anonymous No.22070656]

STOP.
Just sell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.22070685]

>>22066281
no. welcome to overnight risk.

[Anonymous No.22070708]

>>22070655
>what is marketcap

[Anonymous No.22070723]

>>22070647
I cook if she won't and I buy chicken when its on sale sub $2/lb I bought an 8 lb roast the other day for $31. I shop only on sale and use coupons. For special occasions I will take her to dinner

[Anonymous No.22070728]

>when a company, hedgie, or dumbfuck normie gets money now they don't invest it in anything taht will spur growth they just dump it in equities
>and only those equities that already have a lot of interest and positive price movement despite no catalysts
The entire stock market is becoming 2017 bitcoin. I know the big money is to short it in a smart way that no one else is thinking about. I just can't figure out how to do it. And I think it won't be buying instruments in the market either.

[Anonymous No.22070748]

>>22070599
Just like pullout what the fuck? do you have premature ejaculation or what?

[Anonymous No.22070758]

>>22070656
But what if they exercise them and I want to keep holding

[Anonymous No.22070787]

Gonna celebrate my GME winnings with a big fat pot brownie

[Anonymous No.22070790]

>>22070748
Kids are more expensive than condoms how low T are you that are 0 risk with precum?

[Anonymous No.22070814]

Screencap this, I will post when I make it mid September to my goal.
Fuck trannies
Fuck jannies
Fuck spics
Fuck gooks
Fuck kikes
Fuck rights
but most importantly
Fuck NIGGERS
I'll post this same image at that time.

[Anonymous No.22070830]

that's it. im officially spooked. im liquidating all of my positions (AAPL and TSLA) tomorrow, and returning to day trading price action and volume patterns only. no more overnight positions until this bubble pops, i don't trust all of this shit with the metaphorical shoe shine boy getting into stocks and options.

i just don't trust that i'll make enough to make up for however much i'd lose whenever SHTF from overnight risk. i'll just enjoy the intraday volatility while it lasts instead.

[Anonymous No.22070832]

Is any one total market ETF better than another?

[Anonymous No.22070834]

>>22070790
You use the calendar method. If you're such a high test man.

[Anonymous No.22070856]

>>22070830
robinhood exploded in popularity in march, at pretty much the absolute market bottom

the shoeshine boy was right this time

[Anonymous No.22070880]

>>22066090
Generals go on >>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.22070882]

>>22070790
Kids are great man, plus you get a few of them they help you do shit and make sweet sweet gains when you’re older. Plus they take care of you when you’re older

Kids are the ultimate investment if you’re not a retard and raise them right

[Anonymous No.22070904]

>>22070758
Three options:
Buy back (maybe wait for a dip)
Get better at selling
Be less greedy when selling

[Anonymous No.22070916]

>>22070830
There's one difference between the shoeshine boy incident and now: Today, the stock market is wholly accessible to the middle and lower classes. It wasn't like that prior to John Bogle popularizing index funds in the 1970s, which allowed that to happen. So, whatever the modern-day equivalent of a shoeshine boy would be as a market indicator, would be something completely different by now.

[Anonymous No.22070933]

>>22070880
Yeah, cool. What shitcoin are you shilling this time? I made 30% off Gamestop today.

[Anonymous No.22070935]

BROS https://www.tesmanian.com/blogs/tesmanian-blog/here-s-why-slow-competitors-drive-extra-value-into-tesla-future-growth

SET
AND
FORGET

[Anonymous No.22070946]

Buy more AAPL or buy more PLUG?

[Anonymous No.22070953]

>>22070832
Among the ones that track the same index, no, not really by any statistical significance.

[Anonymous No.22070962]

>>22070916
Niggers

It’s niggers

Anon up above just posted a nigger twittering his Tesla gains

It’s time or damn near close to it

[Anonymous No.22070992]

>>22070916
i take it as twitter thots and KEEMSTAR being the new shoeshine boy equivalent. basically people who have no business being in the markets yet are all of a sudden, very recently, boasting socially about their "gains".

[Anonymous No.22071005]

>>22070935
That chart will be in textbooks about the 2020 bubble

[Anonymous No.22071009]

>>22070992
Portnoy got in at the bottom tho

[Anonymous No.22071018]

Quit buying into ponzi scheme stocks

[Anonymous No.22071019]

>>22070962
Consider the very likely possibility that most of those niggers probably just stole their investment money from some random whitey they knockout-gamed.

[Anonymous No.22071025]

>>22070834
What am I a secretary? I'm not tracking days.
>>22070882
Id rather just avoid all that massive time waste and put my gains towards doing whatever I want right now and forever and just travel wherever I want and buy the dumb shit I want and just enjoy my free time and have the least obligations I can cause it makes me happy. But I wanna know what extreme things you guys do to save money

[Anonymous No.22071060]

>>22071005
The point it makes isn't entirely wrong, conventional automakers being slow is the only reason Tesla could possibly overtake them. But at this point we've priced in like 10 years of 50% CAGR car sales, PLUS autonomous driving, and the stock keeps going up anyways

[Anonymous No.22071061]

>>22071025
>What am I a secretary? I'm not tracking days.
Are you the one having periods? Jesus christ. Yeah, just fucking use a condom you retard. Better yet, don't procreate at all.

[Anonymous No.22071108]

>>22071009
Portnoy got into the markets because sports betting was effectively gone. There was all of several weeks before Fed unleashed infinite money printing to respond to the liquidity crunch from the same underlying event.. He is more stupid and lucky, than cognizant

[Anonymous No.22071110]

>>22071018
how many people killed themselves when the stock market crash of 1929 happened? i worry something on a much larger scale is gonna happen when this bubble pops, think of how much leverage people are taking on now and how much dumber people are now as well. people are gonna get fucking annihilated when the music stops on this one.

[Anonymous No.22071122]

>>22071061
L2r faggot I just said I dont want em

[Anonymous No.22071147]

>>22071110
Who cares about poor retards with mental health issues killing themselves over 2 TSLA shares? They were gonna do it anyways.

[Anonymous No.22071163]

What would he invest in?

[Anonymous No.22071178]

>>22071163
FNGU

[Anonymous No.22071182]

UTZ

[Anonymous No.22071184]

>>22071019
No need, the .gov steals the money from wypipo for them.

[Anonymous No.22071188]

>>22071110
how bout people who kill themselves for not recognizing a bull run and stay on cash for years

[Anonymous No.22071212]

what are you buying with your earnings /smg/?

For me I'm going to pay for my gf's mom's hotel because she was homeless and I didn't want her to move in with me and my gf

[Anonymous No.22071216]

WHT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK IS ZOOM UP SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.22071227]

what should I buy 100x of and sell covered calls on?

[Anonymous No.22071236]

>>22071212
i dunno but im waiting for gamestop to 5x right now

[Anonymous No.22071241]

The top is here. Black monkeys buying stock thinking they are "investors."

[Anonymous No.22071267]

>>22071212
more stock so I can eventually make it

hopefully 5 digits by the end of the year, earlier if I get lucky or good

[Anonymous No.22071278]

>>22071060
Yes, its part of the euphoria where you project TSLA perfection for 20+ years and assume that there aren't like 21 competitors coming out in 2021 and they will all fail. Because of FSD that was restarted again from scratch this year. Or because of solar roofs that are a dwindling part of TSLA's interest and revenue.
SNAP has a higher R&D budget than TSLA
But its not like its the biggest offender. ZM and TSLA are currently competing for who will have the higher market valuation.

[Anonymous No.22071305]

>>22071241
isn't that what everyone here is doing

[Anonymous No.22071329]

>>22071163
>Elaine
FAGTMANN
>Jerry
boomer mix, lots of KO
>Newman
all in PM and shitcoins
>George
FAG + tankers + divvies
>Kramer
50% TSLA 50% pennystocks

[Anonymous No.22071346]

>>22071216
exponential growth

[Anonymous No.22071353]

>>22071305
We're all white here

[Anonymous No.22071357]

>>22070599
Go into your PC's advanced power settings and change the maximum processor state to below 100%.
Or even better get a chink mini PC, literally no reason to draw more than 10W when looking at a chart all day. Something like https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082VVGCPB/

[Anonymous No.22071364]

>>22071305
we get to pretend to be better because we were a few months faster on the draw

t. marchgang

[Anonymous No.22071397]

>>22071236
Is this simply due to shorts covering

[Anonymous No.22071414]

>>22067219
Godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.22071429]

Why is everyone so worried, the fed couldn't infinity print in 1929 this is a different time

[Anonymous No.22071431]

>>22071397
yes

[Anonymous No.22071432]

Will i make it?

[Anonymous No.22071436]

>>22071241
wtf is EEM?

[Anonymous No.22071445]

the market is never going to crash again you stupid fucking bears

[Anonymous No.22071460]

>>22071305
Um. I bought TQQQ at $89.

[Anonymous No.22071462]

>>22066090
KTOV

[Anonymous No.22071463]

>>22071445
The dollar can and the market is actually betting on it

[Anonymous No.22071480]

>>22071445
every bull run ends, could be tomorrow, could be feburary

[Anonymous No.22071484]

>>22070946
Hope you bought the wave up. Plug might be done for

[Anonymous No.22071489]

>>22071353
O-oh, yeah... That's right, we are

[Anonymous No.22071495]

>>22071436
who cares he's a nigger

[Anonymous No.22071504]

>>22071463
the dollar crashing is bullish for stocks

[Anonymous No.22071506]

when does /smg/ think the trade halting will start on this one?

[Anonymous No.22071511]

>>22071397
remember APRN?

[Anonymous No.22071515]

>>22070089
S&P is carried by Nasdaq and Nasdaq is carried by FAGTMAN. So, just buy FAGTMAN, or be ballsy and go 3X FAGTMAN with FNGU or TQQQ if you're less ballsy

[Anonymous No.22071530]

>>22066468
GME for another week then dump

[Anonymous No.22071532]

selling NET covered calls seems like the smart play, but i went +66% on my TSLA 500 call today

[Anonymous No.22071546]

>>22071480
there is no dip that this bull run can't buy I assure you

[Anonymous No.22071548]

>>22071110
People will scream for the good ole days of 1929 when this pops

[Anonymous No.22071580]

who is this girl?

[Anonymous No.22071584]

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22071609]

>>22071580
that's an underage man

[Anonymous No.22071616]

>>22071163
He would buy all the divvie stocks his broke ass could afford and pretend he is a man of wealth so people wouldn't bother him about not working

[Anonymous No.22071619]

>>22071436
>>22071495
Anon you should know where he gets his money from

[Anonymous No.22071629]

What should I buy tomorrow. Tired of sitting on cash being too scared to pull the trigger on anything

[Anonymous No.22071631]

>>22071431
Why the fuck would people not have covered before it got that high. I know it's GameStop but still

[Anonymous No.22071635]

>>22070451

No he’s saying that when regular everyday joe people get involved into the market it’s usually a bad sign that a crash is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.22071640]

What's fagtman? Amazon?

[Anonymous No.22071641]

>>22071629
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.22071648]

>>22071580
lol that's my sister how'd you get this pic

[Anonymous No.22071665]

>>22071110
people aren't anywhere near as leveraged as they were in 1929 they were taking out mortgages to go all in on the stock market

[Anonymous No.22071685]

>>22071648
>tattoo
That's one filthy degenerate of a sister you have

[Anonymous No.22071688]

>>22071665
Based roaring 20s investors

[Anonymous No.22071703]

>>22071635
I know what he's saying but the story itself sounds made up as fuck. It's like saying any billionaire or celebrity made it all on their own and not because they come from connections and wealth.

[Anonymous No.22071725]

>>22071665
Based

[Anonymous No.22071739]

do you guys really think tsla is going to go up forever?

Should i just sell all my other positions and buy more tsla tomorrow?

Or should I buy call options?
I know how options work at a high level but I don't know the risks really or the timing of it.

[Anonymous No.22071762]

>>22071739
TSLA will crash soon

[Anonymous No.22071787]

>>22071739
tesla will be 100 dollars by 2021 after a 10-1 split

[Anonymous No.22071794]

>>22071739
>going to go up forever
No

[Anonymous No.22071799]

TSLA going to moon again in a week when SN6 hops successfully

[Anonymous No.22071813]

>>22071329
Kramer would be a wsb tier options trader (read: >poor) remember when he couldnt pay that cowboy on his stupid ass airplane arrival/departure bets

[Anonymous No.22071820]

>>22066624
Sadly I think it will be too popular and lose it's luster after 2-3 years in market.

[Anonymous No.22071827]

>>22071631
There was 35 million (!!!!!) volume today. They are starting to cover.

[Anonymous No.22071834]

>>22071762
Nope. 3 months of straight gains and you retards have been saying the same shit over and over like a broken record. I made another 5 grand on TSLA today. Bought calls going into the close for AAPL. Nothing but gains. Day after day after day. This euphoric feeling I get whenever I lock in huge gains...there is nothing like it. As a result I've been having sex with a different prostitute every single day for the past 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.22071857]

>>22070430
>GME
Why?

[Anonymous No.22071866]

Hope that dumb TQQQ faggot I argued with yesterday sees how FNGU did double it’s gains today. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.22071876]

>>22071857
look at volume and short interest

[Anonymous No.22071887]

>>22071436
eem the teacher was dyin'

[Anonymous No.22071906]

>>22071762
well im only holding 5

>>22071787
Hmm...im torn, tsla might be safe gains but it also seems like it is way too fucking high. It's elon's cult stock but still...is it too big to fail? Like Amazon now?

And what about appl?

I am holding nio, eman which I feel good with.

I am bagholding ibio.... i just need it to go over 2.65 to break even, but it has potential to take off because of their coronvirus shit. I still don't kike it anymore.

Rlftf I just threw 700 at when it was like .24 cents, so whatever. If it does end up working as well as they say it will go 3-5

But I want more tsla. And im eyeing appl. Tired of penny stocks, i want to print money.

Maybe I should start looking at options

[Anonymous No.22071908]

>>22071834
Nice, is that a brothel? Are you in the US?

[Anonymous No.22071914]

I make 35k/yr.. when can I pull out and live off of day trading and be NEET? What dollar amount? I've read one years salary at least but for most people that's probably a lot more than 35k. I think if I can make it to like 50k I would be chill.

also what do u call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.22071926]

>>22071834
Anon have you gotten tested for anything? You probably should.

>>22071436
"Everyone else's money", I think the nigger's leveraged to the tits

[Anonymous No.22071934]

>>22071794
dude unless theres a market crash all elon needs to do is send out a dumb tweet and tesla will turn around. it was getting ready to fall right before the split announcement

[Anonymous No.22071949]

Fucking futures are green again. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.22071956]

>>22071908
Yea it's a colombian brothel called "casa de putas"
It's honestly the best place on earth.
>>22071926
I haven't gotten tested for anything other than COVID, why?

[Anonymous No.22071982]

>>22071914
nah, keep working until you have like 100k+ and even then keep working

You can't daytrade until you have 25k in your account, then you also have to pay taxes on that. So I would say wait until 200k to quit your job

[Anonymous No.22071993]

I made money but boy do I regret not bailing on Apple and jumping in on Tesla a few weeks back.

With Apple I'd have walked off with
>38k today
With Tesla if I bought them when I wanted to (with about the same cash as Apple as I don't like fractional shares) I'd have walked off with
>59k today

Tfw my account would be 6 digits had I gone in on Tesla, almost mid 6 digits if i went all on.

[Anonymous No.22071998]

>>22071934
That is literally how cryptocurrencies operate.

[Anonymous No.22071999]

>>22071956
nigga you 100% have gonnoherphasyphilaids

[Anonymous No.22072006]

>>22071857
it's not at risk of bankruptcy anymore thanks to gov't bux, and two big consoles are coming this November.
All the Sept 9 earnings has to do is to hit their corona-adjusted targets and it will be a massive short squeeze thanks to retard shortsellers.

it'd be hilarious if animal crossing is the reason Gamestop's earnings end up not being as bad as expected.

[Anonymous No.22072020]

>>22071998

[Anonymous No.22072021]

>>22071956
Dude I used to go to a similar place in Mexico. I haven't been able to go since covid hit, I miss it so god damn much

[Anonymous No.22072025]

>>22071834
>>22071956
Man theyre so ugly compared to anime girls

[Anonymous No.22072028]

>>22071993
>handsight
fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.22072039]

>>22071914
Realistically and truthfully. Probably no amount to make a living off day trading. Also you should wait until your trading basically laps your other income before you quit work.

[Anonymous No.22072053]

>>22072006
If a big chunk of today's huge volume was shorts buying, short interest may be reduced by half already.

[Anonymous No.22072056]

>>22071956
She looks like she's 40, get cuter girls

[Anonymous No.22072070]

>>22071999
> zoomers afraid of STDs

I really really can't wait for the start of the upcoming bear market so all these little children get BTFO

[Anonymous No.22072078]

>>22071993
I would be a millionaire if I simply liquidated everything and went all in on Kodak at $2 and timed the top perfectly at $60 two days later, man I’m so retarded for not doing that

[Anonymous No.22072112]

>>22072070
People like you are why fags can legally sleep around not telling anyone they have AIDS in California now. What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.22072120]

>>22071329
>>Kramer
>50% TSLA 50% pennystocks
Lmao. Very good analysis on Kramer. Tfw copying what Kramer would do with stocks would've likely made me rich.

[Anonymous No.22072172]

People talk about missing Tesla a lot but then again, if you had even a single day of hindsight knowledge, you'd become rich as fuck overnight on pretty any ticker, really.

[Anonymous No.22072183]

So here's the big question, will TSLA pop take the NASDAQ with it or not? Or will there be a rebalancing? (i.e.is dumb money here to stay?)

[Anonymous No.22072209]

>>22071329
Classic Newman

[Anonymous No.22072215]

>>22072183
Yes Tesla pop is taking the nasdump with it. That mean your precious TQQQ and FNGU too.

[Anonymous No.22072218]

>>22072172
Calling it now, Tesla will dump after battery day but the new floor will still be bullshit high, like $400 or 500. And it rolls to $1T over the next 4 years. Max pain for idiots FOMOing in, max pain for bears.

[Anonymous No.22072221]

>>22072112
what's your point fags have always AIDS because god hates them

[Anonymous No.22072248]

>>22072215
Fine by me, I'll just switch to SQQQ

[Anonymous No.22072264]

>>22072215
I'll just sell my HQU and buy HSU lol

>>22072221
there is no god and viruses don't care, other than loving sodomy, because that tube is designed for pooping

[Anonymous No.22072275]

>>22071110
>how many people killed themselves when the stock market crash of 1929 happened?

none. churchill made it up

[Anonymous No.22072295]

>>22072275
based churchill just making shit up on the spot for a good story

[Anonymous No.22072296]

Kek, kids (most of them) don't take care of their parents when they're old. Fucking hell, first chance they get they toss your old ass in a "retirement village" aka nursing home and let you stay there to rot till your dead. They may stop by to see if your still kicking once in a blue moon but by the by your left all alone with the other poor old fucks. Why? Cause the kids don't want nor have time to deal with all the shit old people have going on when they get to a certain age. All the kids care about is getting your money/assets after your dead and that when you die it's quick.

[Anonymous No.22072304]

>>22072172
This tbqh

I had a few coworkers “mad” that they didn’t buy at $450 today and closed at $500. Like no shit. I can’t be mad my meme stocks are gaining 1-2% most days. Green is green.

[Anonymous No.22072307]

>>22071956
>casa de putas
top..kek
>>22072021
Adelitasssss weyyyyy

[Anonymous No.22072310]

NASDAQ futures are green again btw

[Anonymous No.22072320]

>>22072296
N-not my kids

[Anonymous No.22072326]

>>22072078
Not the same. As i wanted to buy then and there but stuck with apple because i jump around too much. The one time i shouldve jumped id have made so much more.

[Anonymous No.22072349]

>>22072264
>HQU
hi fellow leaf, can i ask why you aren't just going into TQQQ instead?
I was holding HQU for awhile and i was fuck this and moved to TQQQ the next week right before the Wednesday spike.
I pussied out and took my profits though, put the money into TSM and the rest of my maple dollars into QQC.

but seriously fuck that 1.5% expense ratio on HQU

[Anonymous No.22072370]

How much liquid cash do you guys keep for emergencies? I'm tempted to only keep $1000 in cash in the bank and the rest in TQQQ

[Anonymous No.22072389]

>>22072296
Yes note I said raise them right not Instagram addicted western retards. Kids have to experience struggle in order to have empathy and to help others. If you spoil them they turn out to be shitbags.

My wife and I are moving to a cheap Eastern European country to raise our kids Croatia Serbia or Hungary. So they can experience a life that is down to earth and not filled with niggers and thots.

Easily live like a king over there with real estate and divi income.

[Anonymous No.22072390]

Tech futures green again

[Anonymous No.22072396]

>>22072326
Well stop being a pussy and go all in on a stock next time

[Anonymous No.22072404]

>Stocks only go up
Im thinking this might actually be true

[Anonymous No.22072417]

>>22071739
Pretty much.

>>22071762
Been hearing this since the first time it was $500

[Anonymous No.22072435]

>>22072370
I don't hold any cash in my bank account anymore. The interest rates are so low it just isn't worth it. I've parked most of my money into my M1 finance account 50% Apple and 50% Tesla. I also have over 30 grand in my robinhood to trade options. Been buying Apple and Tesla calls like crazy for the last 3 months. If you aren't putting your money into stocks you are fucking braindead.

[Anonymous No.22072436]

>>22072370
Right now I have about $5k in cash on standby for emergencies, emergencies being pic related

[Anonymous No.22072446]

>>22072349
The dollar is going to shit compared to CAD so I'm basically using it to CAD hedge (since most individual stocks I want to hold are USD for obvious reasons)

Fuck the expense ratio though, yeah.

[Anonymous No.22072447]

>>22072404
Bear signal.

[Anonymous No.22072456]

>>22071956
You pay money to fuck that? lol

[Anonymous No.22072460]

>people think it's overvalued
>also know bubbles can last a decade
>also know it can pop at any time

It actually doesn't matter if something is a bubble. In fact it makes it better to trade that volatility for gains or selling options.

TSLA won't pop for a while. Even a -50 point move isn't a "pop". It would have to months/years from now based on competition or domination in EV and batteries.

Considering the brand value of Tesla which is actually very high people will continue to buy it IMO. So any blow up is years away. -10 or -20% correction wouldn't even pop the bubble.

[Anonymous No.22072470]

>>22072456
Yes I do.
Problem?

[Anonymous No.22072486]

>>22072436
His corporate letter (no source) recently said he removed any S&P 500 price targets and said there was no limit to high the market can go

[Anonymous No.22072491]

>>22072470
how much?

[Anonymous No.22072504]

>>22072446
Also, because I'm using Wealthsimple, frequent trading with a USD product is expensive because the conversion is where they make money. And because Canada doesn't have PDT rules, you could daytrade HQU and HSU, but can't daytrade TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.22072505]

>>22072470
Does she fart?

[Anonymous No.22072508]

>>22072370

No reason to hold any emergency cash with rates this low. Get a line of credit for that

[Anonymous No.22072511]

>>22072486
Absolutely based. Buy stocks now

[Anonymous No.22072516]

>>22072435
I had $10k in my emergency fund, then took $5k out for stonks. now i'm tempted to keep $1000 in there just in cash i need immediate cash and throw the other $4k into TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.22072523]

>>22072508
Just borrow from your brokerage account or w.e.

[Anonymous No.22072535]

>>22072486
What an absolute lad, he's been right so far.

[Anonymous No.22072545]

>>22072436
>Insanity Means Opportunity
I almost think he's right.

Yes it's insanity right now. But insanity doesn't stop instantly, right?

Okay. What's the next insanity? Zoom took off. Tesla took off. Apple seems to be slowing down.

Is Amazon next? Are we due for a 20:1 Amazon forward split?

[Anonymous No.22072558]

>>22072486
This is basically a statement that the dollar is going to zero

[Anonymous No.22072576]

>>22072370
>>22072435
>>22072516
I keep just enough to pay my Amex off every month, and for my car payment. Then maybe 700 in my savings just because. Everything else goes to my brokerage.

[Anonymous No.22072586]

>>22072545
The insanity is Tesla and apple just go up forever

[Anonymous No.22072587]

>>22072545
Gamestop, Workhorse again, one of the IPOs (Snowflake, Palantir)

[Anonymous No.22072591]

>>22072558
Everyone is printing, stimulating, etc.

The entire "game board" is having currency thrown at it searching for a place to go.

[Anonymous No.22072595]

>>22072545
God I hope so that’s an all in play

[Anonymous No.22072603]

Imagine not being long GME
>Will be well above 100$ before the squeeze is over.

[Anonymous No.22072610]

>>22072491
60 bucks for half hour full sex.

[Anonymous No.22072620]

There are so many bearish signs going into this rally. Look at vix. Please don't leverage everything. If you watch the news, every other commercial is investing, partial shares, free trades. This reminds me of BTC 2017. I'm a bull, but something about the vix doesn't look right.

[Anonymous No.22072622]

>>22072591
I mean the entire world is spending like there is a world war going on right now. Markets should go bonkers especially juicy areas like technology companies that have 2030+ blue skies.

[Anonymous No.22072628]

>>22072504
>but can't daytrade TQQQ.
nani

oops

[Anonymous No.22072629]

>>22070500
Straight from Ford's mouth...

Tesla will be the first 10 trillion company. They will sell 2.5 billion cars in next 2 years.

All OEMs will loose all of their business and will not be able to do anything. We will be closing our plants starting from end of this year and by march next year, we will be all shut down. FCA GM and Ford will die by march next year.
Nissan is almost dead.
Volkswagen and Toyota will die by .. lets say june 2021??
Rivian, lucid, byton, fisker, polestar, karma etc are just copying tesla and tesla will aquire them all.

From next july, there will be just 1 car on road.. Tesla.

Tesla will be the 'Buy n Large' from Wall-E movie.

Dont forget to vote Musk for president 2024.

[Anonymous No.22072634]

>>22072603
Should I double my position tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.22072649]

>>22072620
Sell redditard calls, nicely OTM, really good value right now. The risk of missing out is too much.

Don't fight the worldwide printing.

[Anonymous No.22072662]

>>22072628
You're subject to the American PDT rule if you have a margin account with less than $25K USD.

[Anonymous No.22072665]

I could wait for my cash to settle and do covered calls on NET....OR I could spend my $1750 on a tesla call tomorrow morning instead
thoughts?

[Anonymous No.22072680]

>>22072629
>toyota will die

[Anonymous No.22072690]

>>22072634
Ryan Cohen is a billionaire because he goes balls deep. Be like Ryan.

[Anonymous No.22072691]

>>22071241
Obvious bot in your algorithmic echo chamber. Sorry bucko, you’re not schizo, you’re just not seeing outside of your spoon fed reality

[Anonymous No.22072693]

>>22072620
We know what's wrong, everyone thinks it's a bubble so they're willing to dump whenever. But it keeps going up, so it keeps going up. It just wobbles a bit. VIX is a measure of wobble.

[Anonymous No.22072706]

>>22072620
im going back to day trading tomorrow until the world makes sense again. i can still make plenty of money off of AAPL and TSLA and ZM and AMD breakouts since they're all hitting new ATH's, im just not gonna accept overnight risk anymore.

[Anonymous No.22072720]

>>22072610
she let you do anal?

[Anonymous No.22072721]

>>22072629
Not 2020?

First shelf is tankers
First ravine is GNUS
First peak is WKHS
Second peak is DPHC
Current peak is TSLA but I finally managed to let go of something and now I am transitioning into AMZN because I fully expect them to announce a split

[Anonymous No.22072737]

>>22072620
What the fuck are commercials?

[Anonymous No.22072759]

>>22072720
No, anal is 50 extra and BBJ (bare blow job) is 20 extra. I don't like to spend a lot for sex just enough to clap her big fake ass and blow my baby batter in the bag. It's always an enjoyable time whenever I go the casa de putas so I can't complain. They also rotate the women every 6 months which is nice. Hopefully we get some younger broads next time around but I won't hold my breath.

[Anonymous No.22072799]

>>22071163
WKHS
NIO
BLNK
IVR
RTX
XOM
SLV

[Anonymous No.22072803]

>>22072759
>casa de putas

[Anonymous No.22072805]

>>22072759
>No, anal is 50 extra and BBJ (bare blow job) is 20 extra. I don't like to spend a lot for sex just enough to clap her big fake ass and blow my baby batter in the bag. It's always an enjoyable time whenever I go the casa de putas so I can't complain. They also rotate the women every 6 months which is nice. Hopefully we get some younger broads next time around but I won't hold my breath.
based absolute sleazecore anon

[Anonymous No.22072824]

>>22072603
Like a retard, I literally have a limit order sell for $100. But I really expect the whole affair to end without even triggering a stop. Not much happened when Burry announced he was in. I don't see what changed now that a new guy is speculating. We have new board members, but the business is the same as before, and we have known about the console refresh for a long time and GME's cash position was always sufficient to deal with its debt. This also isn't the first time we hit this high short interest.

A large part of me is saying to myself, really? Is now the time for this short squeeze?

[Anonymous No.22072833]

>>22072720
Can you bust inside raw? I just want to creampie girls. I don't care if I get aids

[Anonymous No.22072875]

>>22072759
They don’t bring the prime 15 yo putas to the gringo clubs

[Anonymous No.22072884]

>>22072833
wtf...

[Anonymous No.22072886]

>>22071635
>>22070353
https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1300210707879940103
Scroll through comments. Kek

[Anonymous No.22072921]

>>22072759
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.22072939]

are TSLA calls basically free money?

[Anonymous No.22072941]

>>22072886
>https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1300210707879940103
OH NO NO NO NO
THE TOP IS ACTUALLY HERE..

[Anonymous No.22072955]

>>22072939
6-12 months ago they were, yes.

[Anonymous No.22072967]

guess who else is pumping afterhours?
Kodak

[Anonymous No.22072968]

>>22072939
yeah until it isnt.

[Anonymous No.22072970]

>people unironically think TSLA is going to pop

[Anonymous No.22072973]

>>22072939
Yes, much in the same way that playing Russian Roulette for money is free money.

[Anonymous No.22072974]

Every day I'm too afraid to get into TSLA. It just went up 7, 10, 12, whatever percent I think, it can't be that retarded and just do it again tomorrow. And it does. And then it does it again.

Why can't I just hop on?

[Anonymous No.22072975]

>>22072833
I've seen providers around here offer BBFS (bare back full sex) but it isn't worth it IMO. Those women that offer services like that almost certainly have the bug. The farthest I've had a provider do for me is rim my asshole and it actually felt kind of gross at first but after awhile felt fucking fantastic. The problem is you start wondering if she's willing to bury her tongue into her busted shit covered ass she will do it for just about anyone and it's kind of off putting which is why I just stick to vanilla sex (missionary and doggy). I have done cum on face sessions before but the up charge is fucking ridiculous. They sometimes ask you for a 50 dollar tip upfront just for a facial, it's insanity.

[Anonymous No.22072979]

>>22071436
Ahem "Everyone Else Money" which is nigger for he is using loans or snaking people

>>22071504
That's exactly what he just said.

>>22072886
So when are we dumping TSLA and AAPL? I take back everything I said about holding

[Anonymous No.22073017]

>>22066090
>Make a new one after 300 posts

[Anonymous No.22073054]

Is Robinhood really just 90% kids with <$1000?

[Anonymous No.22073056]

>>22072979
When they start to dump. No point trying to call a top before it happens, wait for a good 10% retrace on Tesla.

Hold Apple forever, fucking Buffet is all on on it at 43%.

[Anonymous No.22073083]

Give me ONE (1) reason to not go all in on BABA. BABA is trading at ~$290 right now which is criminally low for a company like that. BABA is easily a $1000 stock by EOY 2021 and you’re going to regret not going in on it when you had the chance.

[Anonymous No.22073086]

>>22070353
Except we have been having a shoeshine moment for at least 4 months, so the story is useless

[Anonymous No.22073087]

>>22073069
>>22073069
>>22073069
>>22073069

[Anonymous No.22073091]

>>22073017
honestly, I don't think these autosage until 310.

[Anonymous No.22073113]

>>22068224
I question if it will ever pop, until all the boomers die.

[Anonymous No.22073134]

>>22073056
the problem is you won't know when buffet dumps until after it has happened, anon.

[Anonymous No.22073150]

>>22073056
I really wish there was a way I could actively burn every one of these god damn fucking niggers and mongrel zoomers.

[Anonymous No.22073169]

>>22073083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHGd6LqAVzw

[Anonymous No.22073170]

>>22066090
Gern is about to lift off
get on board soon

[Anonymous No.22073175]

>>22069602
Probably, I bought calls today

[Anonymous No.22073268]

>>22072799
BASED

[Anonymous No.22073605]

>>22072721
looks like you're ready to give it back again

[Anonymous No.22073702]

>>22070882
This.
Plus the more kids you have, the cheaper they are per kid. Eventually they pay for themselves. It's harder these days, what with all the coal mines not taking little ones, so be sure to keep up with the music lessons and acting classes. Have enough and one of them is bound to be a cute one.

[Anonymous No.22073772]

>>22072967
wtf why