/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22043873]

CASH MONEY EDITION

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>>22038476

[Anonymous No.22043904]

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22043905]

First for Oil Chads

[Anonymous No.22043908]

market sell everything

[Anonymous No.22043917]

TSLA $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.22043928]

First for SHLL

[Anonymous No.22043938]

The line to exit Tesla tomorrow is going to be so long it will trigger a flash crash.

[Anonymous No.22043940]

>>22043873

TSLA DOWN 80%

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22043955]

>gamma reset on TSLA if it crabs for even a week
Buy deep OTM calls if that happens for every week until battery day.
>>22043905
Meh

[Anonymous No.22043968]

TSLA 2000 EOW

[Anonymous No.22043970]

>>22043955
>Meh
Both sweet divvies and a nice return what's not to like

[Anonymous No.22043981]

>>22043904
Not if the NASDAQ bleeds for months. If FANGMAN starts to crab we are all fucked.

[Anonymous No.22043999]

Jesus, stocktwits has some true autism.
>>22043970
>divvy chaser
Not touching this post with a 10 foot pole

[Anonymous No.22044025]

What does crabbing mean

[Anonymous No.22044036]

GME going to explode

[Anonymous No.22044046]

>>22044025
Small ups and downs but no substantial price movements

[Anonymous No.22044057]

>>22043999
Not chasing divvies but having divvies with a stock is good for having a small hedge against a new crisis, as people tend to flock to high dividend stocks in times of panic and crisis. Not to mention the price to book ratio

[Anonymous No.22044084]

>>22043928
FUCK TESLA, GO SHLL

[Anonymous No.22044085]

TOLD YOU TESLAFAGS

[Anonymous No.22044142]

>>22043981
Look at those green futures and stop worrying.

[Anonymous No.22044143]

>>22044036
how much u reckon

[Anonymous No.22044167]

>>22044143
10-25$ before the new year

[Anonymous No.22044184]

OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD SELL FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS IT I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT TESLATARDS WILL PANIC SELL AND CRASH THIS MARKET SELL EVERYTHING FUCK ME WHERE IS SUSAN FUCKING WHORE I NEED MY COFFEE SUSAN FUCK ME OH MY GOD FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.22044192]

>>22044143
GME has been an endless circus since February. It has been the most shorted ticker every day this year. I think there have been too many squeezes for a truly massive VW type of pop but who knows.

[Anonymous No.22044200]

When does /smg/ set there stop loss at, immediately after buying? Im new

[Anonymous No.22044216]

INTCels rise up!

[Anonymous No.22044220]

>apple down 75% in premarket
>tesla down 80%

Good thing i didnt buy the /biz/ scam called splits
>muh free money

What now, chodes?

[Anonymous No.22044223]

>>22043873
APPLE IS DOWN LIKE 75% WHAT IS GOING ON I AM FINACIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22044242]

>>22044200
We don't use those here.

[Anonymous No.22044271]

>increase of bear fud spam
very bullish

[Anonymous No.22044284]

>>22044192
Founder of Chewy announced he’s got 10% in GME

[Anonymous No.22044285]

>>22044223
>>22044220
Is it going to be the same shit tier joke all day?

[Anonymous No.22044289]

>>22042970
Does anyone here actually make a living selling covered calls? How likely is 50% gains in a year?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.22044290]

Holy fucking shit. Did I actually do good by selling shitloads of SPXL last week?
Can I actually buy a massive dip today?

[Anonymous No.22044296]

>>22044242
explain to me bro.... Is it because of these certain events that would occur?

[Anonymous No.22044310]

>>22044271
>getting laughed at for losing 3/4 of your money in one day is spam

COPE

[Anonymous No.22044320]

awhh TQQQ.. for me? You shouldn't have...

[Anonymous No.22044349]

>TSLA already up 3%
Place your bet at what’s going to happen a dip or a moon mission

[Anonymous No.22044351]

>>22044200
stopp losses are the work of the kikes. It's good to know your exit but I would set stop losses to prevent circuit break looses way beyond them to prevent fuckery and leave positions manually.

[Anonymous No.22044375]

>>22043904
>he thinks there’s going to be a crash
Even if there was, liquidate your TQQQ and dump into SQQQ and profit.
Is there anything more based than leveraged ETFs?

[Anonymous No.22044391]

>>22044200
I will sometimes set a stop immediately on entry below nearest support. It depends on the volatility. If thing is very volatile and prone to sharp jerks, say i'm trading a commodity for instance, i will not set a stop as the odds of it getting hit on a momentary dip are high.

[Anonymous No.22044398]

>>22044375
NASDAQ options

[Anonymous No.22044427]

>>22044375
I don't think there's gonna be a crash!!!! I'm just saying in the event of one you're safe!

[Anonymous No.22044466]

>>22044285
Apparently.

[Anonymous No.22044518]

>tfw holding TSLA and AAPL since April

[Anonymous No.22044534]

>>22043940
OH NO NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS
>HURR DURR THERE WONT BE A CRASH IT ONLY GOES UP 3000 EOY

[Anonymous No.22044540]

RKTbros are we due for another breakout?

[Anonymous No.22044548]

>>22044349
why did I sell?

[Anonymous No.22044582]

>>22044084
That chart is bullshit and shows why SHLL is just like NKLA and they're trying to sell hype. They're including a payload revenue loss that they pulled out of their ass but the vast majority of trucks have payloads that are under the amount that a weight difference between a BEV and fuel cell would matter. It also doesn't include the higher maintenance cost of fuel cell vehicles.

[Anonymous No.22044591]

>>22044351
>>22044391
thanks for the explanations bro,

[Anonymous No.22044624]

Looks like good day incoming for bote and plane.

[Anonymous No.22044729]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
CHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.22044744]

Even though TSLA and AAPL might recover I'm still gonna shit on it

[Anonymous No.22044762]

>MSFT -2% premarket
bros are we gonna be financially ruined?

[Anonymous No.22044774]

It seems the range bound KO might be looking at a breakout here. Premarket is sitting directly on the resistance line. About time.

[Anonymous No.22044809]

TSLA up already premarket
have a good day TSLA bro's

[Anonymous No.22044820]

>>22044349
Splits are always up premarket. Apple always dips after a split. I wouldn't be surprised if tesla and apple pull back this week.

[Anonymous No.22044841]

Should I get SHLL calls?

[Anonymous No.22044943]

do people actually believe tsla crashed and not know it had stock split and should buy cheapies?

[Anonymous No.22044961]

>>22044943
>cheapies
???

[Anonymous No.22044966]

>>22044943
I am financially ruined aah

[Anonymous No.22044987]

I’m going to sell everything and go all in on Tesla.

[Anonymous No.22045041]

I am financially ruined aah

[Anonymous No.22045063]

>>22044220
Bought puts

[Anonymous No.22045073]

got 300$ lying around, whats a quick PnD?

[Anonymous No.22045090]

>>22044582
Chart is accurate. Took all data and measured each semi with one another. Maybe the maintaince costs is a little higher; however warranty covers most of that. On top of this, infrastructure for natural gas is already built; unlike Hydrogen (NKLA).

Cherry on top, Hyliion is going to release their semi's first. Giving them a competitive advantage, not including their hybrid aftermarket part that could be used on existing semi's.

Tesla/Hyliion are going to share market share of the 800 billion dollar market for Semi Trucks. Nikola is going to be exposed as frauds.

Hyliion could also enter different markets like Package cars sector (WKHS). Making them very attractive.

[Anonymous No.22045102]

>>22044987
Muh nigga

[Anonymous No.22045128]

>>22044987
Risky, but the potential gains are insane. I salute you for hopping in so late, I hope it's not too late.

[Anonymous No.22045132]

WHY CAN'T I BUY MORE
WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE

[Anonymous No.22045141]

>>22044961
you know after week or two everyone is gonna forget it had stockplit like apple and drive the price up this is your only chance under 500 for TSLA share they did it for you poorfags so you can make it

[Anonymous No.22045166]

>>22045128
>late
2024 my dude.

[Anonymous No.22045182]

>>22045090
Nikola is the kind of company that led to the dotcom bubble.

[Anonymous No.22045218]

>>22045132
why did you only buy weeklies

[Anonymous No.22045247]

I’m so fucking fed up with the Tesla hype.

[Anonymous No.22045257]

>>22045132
Mother of god

[Anonymous No.22045262]

>>22045247
Weren't around for bitcoin in 2017 eh?

[Anonymous No.22045278]

>>22045141
I'd kill to buy but do you think that some moron will do a massive pull out?

[Anonymous No.22045299]

>>22045247
Tesla is paving the way for the electric vehicle market. It is part of a major cultural shift in the world.

[Anonymous No.22045325]

Why hasn’t SHLL gone up yet

[Anonymous No.22045341]

>>22045299
Its not worth it’s current price

[Anonymous No.22045346]

>>22045182
>Let me tell YOU about Tesla
>It's nothing compared to Nikola, I tell yah!

[Anonymous No.22045354]

>>22045278
Difficult play. There is a good chance of a fire sale so open might not be the best. If it starts dropping then wait for the dip. If it shoots up a lot then eod buy could be better.

[Anonymous No.22045356]

>>22045278
shorting TSLA has lost them 25 billions
the whole reason to do stockplit is to be available for people with less money and you guys gonna wait again people with millions to buy on discount and hop on late

[Anonymous No.22045358]

>>22045341
Do you think TSLA is going to be liquidated any time soon?

[Anonymous No.22045413]

>>22045358
Yes? Buffet said it best, the higher the price the riskier the investment, the lower the price the less risk. The higher the price goes, the more people will cash out their gains and the less [smart] people will buy.
I think battery day will be the nail in the coffin. They're hyping up a "million mile battery", so anything less than that will cause a crash on announcement.

[Anonymous No.22045422]

>>22045325
It 2x'd in the matter of 2 weeks....It's going to 2x again when the merger is complete.

[Anonymous No.22045459]

I really want to go all in Tesla, but nvda is still to good of a buck to sell. When do I sell nvda?

[Anonymous No.22045503]

>>22045413
The... First nail in the coffin?

[Anonymous No.22045506]

>>22045422
But when is the merger

[Anonymous No.22045521]

rug-pull when

[Anonymous No.22045525]

>>22045459
never, the time to go all in on TSLA passed months ago anyway

[Anonymous No.22045529]

>>22045506
Wouldn't you like to know.

...Anyone's guess.

Should be soon, likely before October.

[Anonymous No.22045556]

>>22045503
The first nail was when Elon said they would have level-5 AI cars by the end of this year when Tesla is only level-2 right now. That's going to bite them in the ass EOY.

[Anonymous No.22045572]

>>22045556
Of course it will

[Anonymous No.22045577]

>>22045521
November. You know why.

[Anonymous No.22045581]

>>22045525
Agreed. Going all in on Tesla is moronic at this point. Should of been done long ago. Eventually catalysts will run out and someone is going to be holding the bags.

[Anonymous No.22045582]

>>22045525
You are probably right but I’m scared that in 3 months people will say what you said again because it won’t stop pumping

[Anonymous No.22045595]

>AAPL
>-75%
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22045614]

>>22045582
Yeah but you are holding NVDA, one of the most solid tech stocks out there that still has more to grow. Don't throw that away for the TSLA meme

[Anonymous No.22045624]

>>22045581
It will still go up from here. Unless something terrible happens you’ll have a day to sell with profits.

[Anonymous No.22045632]

>>22045595
Joke stopped being funny 30 posts ago faggot.

[Anonymous No.22045634]

>>22044296
No it's because degenerate gambling.

[Anonymous No.22045701]

https://www.anandtech.com/show/16042/tsmc-we-have-50-of-all-euv-installations-60-wafer-capacity

You bought the dip.... Right?

[Anonymous No.22045775]

>>22044025
zoomer name for consolidation

[Anonymous No.22045801]

I love all these TSLA Technical analysis fud faggots. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.22045825]

>>22045632
It's still funny

[Anonymous No.22045851]

>>22045825

[Anonymous No.22045896]

is tencent a meme boys?

[Anonymous No.22045930]

>>22045896
Are you a cock-sucking commie, Chang?

[Anonymous No.22045939]

>my puts!!!
>my puts are the same!!!!

I had puts on aapl and tsla a RN they’re the same!!!!

[Anonymous No.22045971]

>>22045459
I’d be happy to be holding NVDA, it’s a solid tech stock. Also do not sell NVDA yet.

[Anonymous No.22046005]

>>22045801
Line go down now? why no go down?! Go down!!

[Anonymous No.22046008]

Possible apple and Tesla crab today?

[Anonymous No.22046029]

>>22046008

Not on a Monday. Maybe Wednesday or some shit.

[Anonymous No.22046031]

>fngu up 2% premarket already

Normally this shit has such low liquidity it doesn’t move until open. Today’s goin got be massively green.

[Anonymous No.22046091]

>>22045971

Fuck niggers slavery was the worst thing to happen to america.

[Anonymous No.22046094]

no one here knows the future, stop asking stupid questions

[Anonymous No.22046123]

>>22044216
For every dollar Intel goes up, i make 100$ Thanks intel for the 300 so far

[Anonymous No.22046125]

>buy now or regret/fomo later
AMD on breakout mode, 1st price tgt 90, 2nd 94, 3rd 100. Will hit 90 this week, 100 2-3 weeks, but 3rd could happen real fast when 92-94 is hit. Also bull run pending, don't listen to bobos, lots of angry shorts about to cover.

[Anonymous No.22046131]

>>22044518
>tfw holding TSLA n AAPL since October of last year.

[Anonymous No.22046148]

>>22044809
you too fren.

[Anonymous No.22046173]

>>22045132
bruh

[Anonymous No.22046180]

>>22045701
also this, TSM on breakout mode too, but would be careful with news articles on this one, a lot of them are long known to be over exaggerated pump pieces

[Anonymous No.22046207]

>>22044762
It's slowly recovering. I'm just holding onto the hope that the chink deal will go through and spike back ~4%

[Anonymous No.22046213]

KO please hit 53 im getting bored of holding these calls since May

[Anonymous No.22046234]

>>22046207
Actually fuck it and fuck the chinks.
Dump MSFT and go into NVDA (product release) and FB (smooch off MSFT failing the tiktok deal)?

[Anonymous No.22046246]

>>22045299
yeah and losing mkt share by the minute, has a mkt cap far over the most optimistic scenarios, a big ass 0 of common sense. The only bull case for the stock is that the tslabros buy with every paycheck and don't sell + musk constantly fueling the hype with his antics.

[Anonymous No.22046260]

>>22046213
>buying KO
>complaining about being in a boring trade
whaddya expect?

[Anonymous No.22046291]

>>22045073
Try your mom

[Anonymous No.22046293]

>>22045132
dios mio

[Anonymous No.22046294]

>>22046213

[Anonymous No.22046298]

>>22046260
I lost my wagecage so i went for something safe but my zoomer zoomies are being buzzed

[Anonymous No.22046323]

>>22046298
kek, i hope it works out for you

[Anonymous No.22046325]

back to selling apple weeklies

[Anonymous No.22046335]

>>22046323
Still got until january, it is gonna happen just very boring

[Anonymous No.22046346]

Got 20k in cash in my new Roth IRA, what should I spend it on bros? I was thinking
20 TQQQ
20 SOXL
20 NVDA
20 FSLY/NET
20 misc pumping stuff like SHLL

[Anonymous No.22046355]

I bought the top of XPEV, how fucked am I today?

[Anonymous No.22046432]

>USD is shitting its bed again
I am prepared, burgers. All the cash I still have is now in euro

[Anonymous No.22046437]

>>22046335
it probably will, i think the last lap 52.50 and above will take some time tho

[Anonymous No.22046450]

>>22046346
All in nvda, aapl, amd

[Anonymous No.22046480]

>>22046432
Gold here, Euro is being printed as fuck too, same with Bongs and pretty much any major currecny.

[Anonymous No.22046497]

>>22046346
buy SLV, nice flag coiling up, gonna pump like a mf, 3yr price tgt 50-60, im not shitting you, gld also, all the pension funds are adding pm's to their portos, 60/40 is becoming 60/35/5, that has huge implications on metals. Also miners lowering capex, so less supply, demand will only continue to rise.

[Anonymous No.22046510]

>>22046497
>SLV, GLD
Why not just SILJ or GDXJ

[Anonymous No.22046532]

>>22046480
im around 3-6% in slv and gold via various instruments, literally a great bet
>>22046346
also buy KMDA, 100 shares will set you back for 1k, that's peanuts, that corp will hit 20 in 2-6 mos or faster, no meme

[Anonymous No.22046551]

>>22046510
whatever you like, it was meant two major pm's in general, but yup slv has a bullish af chart, recently havent looked at miner etfs tho

[Anonymous No.22046552]

>>22046480
I know, but I need to have some emergency cash on my bank account. USD seems to be so toxic that investors favor the euro, even though European countries were hit harder and they print as much as the US.

I'm 11% into GDXJ and SILJ

[Anonymous No.22046671]

TSLA DOWN 80%
FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22046681]

>>22046671

Y’all gotta stop this shit

[Anonymous No.22046687]

ELONKEK BTFO

[Anonymous No.22046741]

>>22046671
stay jelly

[Anonymous No.22046758]

Will GNUS drop below $1 today before LE SHORT SQUEEZE pushes it back to like 1.2-1.4 tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.22046769]

Tesla and Apple have had a great run going even higher in the next year.
hop in

[Anonymous No.22046796]

>>22046510
PM process depend on the commodity itself. Miners price depends on both the commodity, and the underlying company. They're a way riskier means of getting commodity exposure, and they tie it up with a business exposure.

Better to just buy the rocks and pick a good company for your equities, rather than try to find a good company that mines rocks.

[Anonymous No.22046808]

>>22046671
buy the dip bro

[Anonymous No.22046821]

>Gamestop up 8%

[Anonymous No.22046858]

>>22046821
always ALWAYS invert smg

[Anonymous No.22046862]

what do you call this chart?

[Anonymous No.22046885]

>>22046862
the "i've already posted this same joke a dozen times" pattern

[Anonymous No.22046891]

>>22046862
>TSLA just exit scammed AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22046930]

>>22046821
How much now?

[Anonymous No.22046934]

>>22046891
>The day Musk sells

[Anonymous No.22047041]

T-minus 2 hours before retards start complaining that they didn't get their split shares even though they sold after the record date

[Anonymous No.22047056]

Is today the day to buy Nordstrom? And stocks like JetBlue? Or is the (((market))) going to react to the COVID reinfection to print those puts?

>>22046821
You mean 15%!

[Anonymous No.22047088]

Should I dump my 25k into AAPL now at opening 125? or just wait to see how hard it dumps?

Planning to hold long term

[Anonymous No.22047102]

>>22046821
But why?

[Anonymous No.22047106]

Are people buying tesla as a proxy to spacesex?

[Anonymous No.22047110]

>>22044841
I didnt have that much confidence, but if you want to do a vertical spread then I'd say go for it. But I just bought like 30 shares hoping it goes up somewhat today. I expect a crab up, and judge it at 3:30 to see if I should sell or hold. But im a poor fag, if you're ok with throwing around money then go for it I guess.

[Anonymous No.22047112]

>>22046858
smg wants to buy gamestop though lol
short squeeze in the making but how much more

[Anonymous No.22047142]

>>22046821
The short squeeze begins!

[Anonymous No.22047143]

If you haven't gotten your GME calls yet this is your last chance, this is gonna be one hell of a short squeeze

[Anonymous No.22047157]

>>22046671
>Stupid bulls thought the bubble would last forever
fucking morons, the very definition of easy money.

[Anonymous No.22047164]

>>22047143
Why is everything about GME a fucking circus

[Anonymous No.22047186]

>>22047164
New consoles. Stimulus check.

[Anonymous No.22047214]

the retards will see tsla this cheap and go all in

[Anonymous No.22047225]

>>22047143
Is this what Michael Burry's thesis is? is he gonna print lodse of money yet again?

[Anonymous No.22047254]

>>22047214
Did you? why not, free money

[Anonymous No.22047260]

>>22045632
Markets aren't even open yet you wet noodle, get ready to hear it a thousand more times today.

[Anonymous No.22047280]

DPHC or SHLL
AMZN or GOOGL
NVDA or AMD

[Anonymous No.22047290]

>>22047214
im thinking of opening apple and tesla straddles desu

[Anonymous No.22047297]

>>22047280
SHLL, AMZN, NVDA

[Anonymous No.22047305]

>>22047186
Republicans don't want another check.

[Anonymous No.22047315]

>>22047305
none of them do

[Anonymous No.22047319]

>>22044349
Moon

>>22044200
I don't because it's great way to get liquidated.
Most the time when you see big a dip it's because stop losses get triggered. We can all look at buy and sell orders, but Market Movers can actually take action off of this and play us like fiddles.

>>22044285
Probably

>>22045182
I hope every faggot who put a dollar in that company gets burned

>>22046346
Just go 100% TQQQ unless you're going to run covered options

>>22046858
SMG is trying to short squeeze GME meaning the price goees up so contracts expire and bear niggers have to buy shares which pumps the price.

[Anonymous No.22047325]

>>22047280
>NVDA or AMD
why not both?

[Anonymous No.22047359]

>>22047305
I hate our government so fucking much. I personally don’t need a stimulus check but to fool the people for weeks Into thinking another one was coming? For what purpose other than just hating America’s people ?

[Anonymous No.22047363]

Apple - the road back to 300+ starts today.. Here's hoping the virus lends a hand this fall/winter to make it happen by 12-31-20

[Anonymous No.22047366]

>>22047359
>For what purpose
so they can each blame the other party

[Anonymous No.22047384]

>>22047290
I’m thinking the same. Have to be bound to volatility.

[Anonymous No.22047392]

>>22047359
Stock market recovered. Who needs the 99%?

[Anonymous No.22047396]

>>22047280
NVDA and AMD.
AMD is posed to take over from intel, and NVDA is looking to also take over from intel.
They're both companies that have extremely strong products that will keep them alive.

[Anonymous No.22047402]

>>22047143
This man gets it

[Anonymous No.22047404]

>>22047363
stop posting this retardation every day

[Anonymous No.22047421]

>>22047280
all 6 desu senpai

[Anonymous No.22047429]

How green will BABA open today at NYSE?

[Anonymous No.22047479]

>>22045459
hello trade republic bro

[Anonymous No.22047482]

On Monday, there could be some excitement around two of the market’s favorite stocks. Apple begins trading after a 4-for-1 split. Tesla is also trading on a split-adjusted basis starting Monday, after it split its stock 5-for-1. Apple’s split changes its weight in the Dow, so the index is being adjusted and there will be new names in the index Monday as some old ones leave. ExxonMobil, Pfizer and Raytheon will be replaced by Salesforce.com, Amgen and Honeywell.

[Anonymous No.22047503]

>>22047482
The dow is such a boomer brainlet index

[Anonymous No.22047511]

>probably have to wait until wednesday until my bank shows me my new AAPL shares
Is it normal to take this much time?

[Anonymous No.22047515]

>>22047186
Implying they need a second stimulus check when the first one already covered it for 80% of buyers
I went to GameStop for a new controller
(I only had 1 controller that broke and I needed it now to play)
Their were 3 people in front of me placing their pre orders for either ps5 or Xbox series x already
The other 20% would probably come from single parents buy their kids a present after scraping together the cash

[Anonymous No.22047517]

Nooooo my WMT call is roooined

[Anonymous No.22047558]

DUMP OR WAIT TO SEE WHAT AAPL DOES?

ALL IN AT 125?

[Anonymous No.22047590]

>>22047503
>ageism
ngmi

[Anonymous No.22047607]

>>22047280
NVDA, AMD, AMZN
literally anything else is trash

[Anonymous No.22047628]

anyone holding RKT before earnings?

[Anonymous No.22047638]

>>22045132
My god
What kind of special seat do you use to support the weight of your massive balls

[Anonymous No.22047655]

>>22047590
Ignoring everything that boomers think is the most important step to making it

[Anonymous No.22047700]

>>22047280
AMZN
NVDA and AMD
If you’re still interested after buying those 3 then SHLL

[Anonymous No.22047726]

>bought TQQQ at its lowest point
>made MAD gains this year
>showed my dad (financial advisor) my results
>"tell me when you get 20% returns annualized over a decade, son
ffs it's so hard to please boomers

[Anonymous No.22047730]

>>22047700
>https://www.tomsguide.com/news/intel-tiger-lake-benchmarks-just-leaked-and-amd-should-be-worried

uuuhhhh AMDbros...?

[Anonymous No.22047744]

we missed the wayfair dip

[Anonymous No.22047746]

>>22047726
True investing is waitin' for the big green wads.
They don't make 'em like they used to.
*sips*

[Anonymous No.22047754]

>>22047726
to be fair, he's right, though. you could have just gotten lucky and next year lose a chunk of it if not all of it.

[Anonymous No.22047770]

>>22047726
Boomer cope. Falling for boomer advice has set me back so far in relative opportunity cost.
Feels good to take the 3x tech pill

[Anonymous No.22047786]

>>22047730
time to sell off AMD and go into GME?

[Anonymous No.22047817]

>>22047186
>new consoles
cuz wmt, amzn, bbuy doesnt sell them right? bears will double down, up maybe 2% or in the red by eod

[Anonymous No.22047838]

>>22047280
>NVDA buy top
AMD, m8

[Anonymous No.22047850]

Where is this idiot?
I held and ignored your advice moron.

[Anonymous No.22047888]

FUCK. i thought i had extended hours with my broker but it's only "extended hours (day)" like up to 5PM or some bullshit.

Guess I'll be too late in this GME bullshit.

[Anonymous No.22047890]

>>22047638
>confusing balls with stupidity
10% gain on that capital with that trade, jfc

[Anonymous No.22047900]

>decide to check out the TQQQ stocktwits for a laugh
>discover this guy

holy fucking shit, how rich is this guy?

[Anonymous No.22047909]

>>22045132
>that retard alert at the bottom
kek

[Anonymous No.22047911]

>>22047730
>hits tdp in 5 seconds
>only hits rated boost on one core
>overpriced gaymen laptop
>shit battery life
>limited yield
Calling it now.

[Anonymous No.22047915]

>>22047730
>huge leap forward in laptop performance
So they finally caught up with zen2 mobile? Sucks for them that zen3 is coming out.

[Anonymous No.22047919]

>>22047888
>Guess I'll be too late in this GME bullshit.
Why the fuck is Gamestop even rising

[Anonymous No.22047925]

>>22047838
isn't there still more room for upward momentum for the next few weeks on the new 3080 hype?

[Anonymous No.22047932]

>>22047730
not fooling anyone here kek
>>22047726
it is true, 20% on a huge bull mkt is nothing, 0 alpha

[Anonymous No.22047933]

>>22047726
What a shitty attitude. Next time he is proud of something compare it to the best out there. Let's see if he likes that.

[Anonymous No.22047940]

>GME
>~3000 O.I. on Sept 4 on one call
my broker is shit and it's fucking annoying having to do pick a dropdown for every individual call/put just to check quotes.
does anyone have a decent broker with a proper quote spread on GME? I'm assuming most of it is on Sept 4 so just take profits by then?

[Anonymous No.22047958]

>>22047730
I’m going to start moving more into INTC to counterbalance this and INTC is priced well right now, good risk wise to capture this.

[Anonymous No.22047963]

>DEEP GREEN

[Anonymous No.22047965]

>>22047925
idk, but it looks priced in

[Anonymous No.22047970]

Holy fuck my neck hurts

My bed is trying to kill help

[Anonymous No.22047982]

>>22047932
>20% on a huge bull mkt is nothing, 0 alpha
my mistake, didnt know how much % anon made, but still nothing to brag about

[Anonymous No.22047984]

>>22047900
Wtf am I even looking at

[Anonymous No.22047989]

>>22047932
>>22047982

just to be clear, my gains far exceeds 20% this year. It's precisely because of this he's so cynical - because "statistically speaking it isn't possible to get those returns over a decade or two".

[Anonymous No.22047997]

>>22047965
already? i mean i wouldn't hold through the release i'd just buy in now and sell a couple of days before the sell the news occurs. isn't it still a couple of weeks out?

[Anonymous No.22048000]

>>22047919
check the quotes on GME calls on your broker
please someone share me quotes with a decent fucking broker. My fucking broker is so shit.

[Anonymous No.22048016]

>>22047989
Kys faggot noone cares. I hate when u niggers get into niggerfaggot arguments in here

[Anonymous No.22048018]

>>22046246
>The only bull case for the stock is that the tslabros buy with every paycheck and don't sell + musk constantly fueling the hype with his antics.
That’s unironically my strategy. Every time I lost on TSLA calls I’d wire more money to my brokerage like a fiend and buy more. I’ve actually gotten returns of 700% to 1000% this way.

[Anonymous No.22048036]

Gme bros is it happening?

[Anonymous No.22048056]

Should I hold TSLA now due to the split?

[Anonymous No.22048064]

>>22047989
but that's true. we're in a statistical outlier time period right now because of the pandemic. this isn't normal.

[Anonymous No.22048071]

>>22048000

[Anonymous No.22048073]

I had grits yesterday morning. Cheese grits to be exact. For lunch I had a slice of the richest chocolate cake with ice cold milk...and for dinner I had spicy curry and washed it down with prune juice. I’ve held my poo since yesterday and my stomach feel like it’s going to burst. Whenever I lay on my stomach and part my cheeks I can feel a massive gust of wind ripping through my entry. The scent permeating under my blanket is putrid

[Anonymous No.22048076]

>>22048056
You should shut your nigger mouth

[Anonymous No.22048080]

>>22047989
Yeah, and he's right. But hey, if you DO keep getting great returns line that, you'll be able to afford to put him in a nice luxury nursing home in a few years.

[Anonymous No.22048091]

>>22047919
I just don't like GME. It's not tech, its a shitty retail gaming store....Unless the do something to change that, I'm not touching it.

Reason why it's up is because
1) Short Squeeze
2) RC Venture investment

[Anonymous No.22048095]

Selling out of my AMZN AAPL NVDA this morning to put it in FNGU and TQQQ.
I'm going all in on 3x leveraged ETFs minus 2 pre-split shares of TSLA that I have.

[Anonymous No.22048114]

>>22047404
retard who missed the last climb spotted

[Anonymous No.22048115]

>>22047989
i think there 1000's of anons that make 300%/yr at least, ive seen 900%/yr for decade straight no lie, maybe its hard if the portfolio more than 10M and the investors are complete boomers who won't tolerate anything riskier than XOM, and even if they don't give a shit, managing 10-50M is far more harder than 20-500k

[Anonymous No.22048118]

>>22043873
should I buy up some tesla and apple stock today now that they're going to be split and I can get it cheaper?

[Anonymous No.22048158]

>>22048091
honestly im just not a fan of the high risk high reward stuff. especially not when it's so damn easy to make money safely in tech right now. even if i tried a GME long play, how much money could i put into it? certainly not tens of thousands of dollars like i did into AAPL. it would be too easy to lose at least half of whatever i put into it.

[Anonymous No.22048162]

How are option strikes adjusted when a company does a share split?

[Anonymous No.22048173]

>>22048071
i was hoping for someone with a broker showing a chart of quotes on everything
cant tell if this short squeeze is legit

[Anonymous No.22048175]

>>22047997
>news
if smoothbrains like us are talking here about it that means that the big stacks are already in and distribution phase is in full swing, thats why the price is so high i believe, could run tho, but i wouldnt buy, from my experience best trades happen when the charts tell you what's about to happen not other way around

[Anonymous No.22048177]

JUST

[Anonymous No.22048183]

>>22048118
>There are actually people who think like this
buy up anon and feed off the retards

[Anonymous No.22048185]

>>22048162
How do u think you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.22048188]

>>22048118
YES BUY AAPL BUY TSLA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND IT TAKES OFF WITHOUT YOU

[Anonymous No.22048194]

>>22048162
Here open you mouth and I show you

[Anonymous No.22048207]

>>22045132
Jfc... godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.22048212]

>>22048118
based retard

[Anonymous No.22048216]

>>22048158
Might be good if you're a trader, but that's too much trouble for me.

I rather get SHLL and double my money on merger instead of being a chart watcher.

[Anonymous No.22048226]

>>22048175
>from my experience best trades happen when the charts tell you what's about to happen

and how do they do that?

[Anonymous No.22048230]

>>22048177
>still $10 higher than what it was 2 trading days ago
Stfu

[Anonymous No.22048242]

I would have Puts on Apple & Tesla....If it weren't Apple and Tesla. Lol. Too many have tried, too many have failed.

[Anonymous No.22048244]

>>22048177
BUY THE FUCKING DIP

[Anonymous No.22048254]

>>22047786
Can someone tell me if people who suggest buying GME are fucking around or not?
Surely GME is beyond dead, no?

[Anonymous No.22048255]

BROS
WTF BROS

[Anonymous No.22048274]

Did all of the tripfags finally give up?

[Anonymous No.22048279]

Uh B-Bros, A-Are we going to be okay?

[Anonymous No.22048287]

spy calls this week?

[Anonymous No.22048290]

HORSE

[Anonymous No.22048297]

horsechads we out here

[Anonymous No.22048302]

>>22048255
>>22048279
>CNN

[Anonymous No.22048310]

what do anons think about emerging markets rn ? $EEM $VWO.

[Anonymous No.22048312]

>>22048279
>>22048255
Inflation working as intended.

[Anonymous No.22048314]

>>22048254
buying GME is not for fundamentals, it's all jewish tricks and fucking over the losers who sold calls when short interest is this high.

[Anonymous No.22048321]

HOLY SHIT ELON JUST DISCOVERED COLD FUSION

TSLA 10000 EOW BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.22048325]

OK Which one of you fags bought tons of WorkHorse?

[Anonymous No.22048335]

>>22048302
dude said "shitload" on air and everybody got bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.22048336]

>>22048290
OHHH MY HECKIN HORSERINO
MY HECKIN GALLOPY LONGBOI

[Anonymous No.22048337]

>>22048287
Yes.

[Anonymous No.22048338]

>>22046091
>ending slavery
Fify

[Anonymous No.22048341]

Everything is fucking mooning. Is this a pump fake or should I buy the open?
replies from 6 figure+ net worth anons only

[Anonymous No.22048343]

>>22048000
sep0420
5.5: 0.20 x 0.25
6: 0.09 x 0.12
but the mkt is closed

[Anonymous No.22048345]

>>22048325
Nobody here owns any stocks

[Anonymous No.22048352]

>>22048244
My portfolio is already half MSFT. I put more money in and I'll live off oatmeal for the rest of the month

[Anonymous No.22048361]

>>22048341
Sell everything stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.22048368]

You guys bought BLNK right?...
Please tell me you actually didn’t believe that fake ass short report.

[Anonymous No.22048397]

>>22048338
>>22046091
>Giving women the right to vote was the worst thing to happen to America
FTFY again

[Anonymous No.22048404]

>>22048361
No

[Anonymous No.22048418]

>>22048341
Trump gonna crash the market today to take advantage of retards putting 100% of eggs in the basket to take advantage of muh apple muh tesla. He's gonna "save" americas economy one last time to win over votes.

[Anonymous No.22048419]

>>22048352
just going to put an order for 220 and sleep.

[Anonymous No.22048457]

>>22048226
idk, insider info, manipulation, good analysts at hf, human psych or combination of all, but that shit works 8/10, if the charts say nke (insert any stock) is about to pop and hit a certain price the chance they'll miss earnings and won't hit it is 0, or suddenly news come out and it pumps, seen this many times over, bullish patterns have a higher prob to work out than bearish (because shorts etc)

[Anonymous No.22048463]

>>22048336
seething

[Anonymous No.22048475]

>>22048335
Based Jew Lee Cooperman saved America

[Anonymous No.22048511]

/Who here buying APPLE at the open?/

[Anonymous No.22048517]

Oh no gmebros, we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.22048524]

>>22048511
I'm selling

[Anonymous No.22048528]

>>22048368
yes sir i did yesterday at 3:55 pm EST. I expect gains fren

[Anonymous No.22048529]

>vix already up 6%
wew

[Anonymous No.22048546]

>>22048368
I actually believe that report. Blink has shit ratings on their app. There's earnings are garbage and I wouldn't put it past them to fake some locations.

[Anonymous No.22048549]

>>22048418
That's some schizo tier TA

[Anonymous No.22048565]

>>22048517
what happened?

[Anonymous No.22048570]

new

>>22048553
>>22048553
>>22048553

[Anonymous No.22048590]

>>22048565
It's dropping

[Anonymous No.22048610]

>>22048226
>>22048457
also there are other factors that contribute to chart working out or not, analysing and filtering them is what generates edge, the one thing all hedgies and big traders are obsessed about

[Anonymous No.22048728]

>>22048325
>Today's the day WKHS finally dips low enough to buy
>Some asshole buys a billion shares and rockets it 10%
god damnit

[Anonymous No.22048864]

>>22047517
Ahhh fuck I’m recooovering

[Anonymous No.22048926]

>>22047482
lmfao did someone subtly shop Hitler into one of the pictures or does their dad literally resemble him?

[Anonymous No.22048948]

Holy fuck I just qued for an Apple put at market open as a joke but now I can’t cancel it. Wtf is going on?

[Anonymous No.22049270]

>>22048948
LMAO