/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22038476]

return of the mac (there it is)
return of the mac (be strong)
return of the mac (come on)
you know that I'll be bac

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>22034058

[Anonymous No.22038513]

First!
>Buy GME faggots

[Anonymous No.22038518]

Hey kings anyone ever get a tightness in their left nut? Think i mighta twisted dat shit. BIX NOOD NIGGA

[Anonymous No.22038519]

kpop

[Anonymous No.22038520]

>>22038476
first for kraft tastes like garbage and velveeta shells and cheese is where it's at

[Anonymous No.22038526]

Get on the rocket.

[Anonymous No.22038528]

>>22038513
What are the odds of the short squeeze occurring

[Anonymous No.22038534]

Surely Apple will open below 500 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22038542]

ANONS!!! Remember to buy Debit Call Spreads on TQQQ for easy gains this week!!!! TQQQ goes up every week, and they'll continue to do so until there's a crash, but even if that happens it's okay!! TQQQ always corrects itself soon, so remember to buy cheapies!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT ANONS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22038555]

>>22038520
fuck outttta here with your zoomer shit kid

[Anonymous No.22038578]

Xiaomi?

[Anonymous No.22038582]

>>22038519
yes!

[Anonymous No.22038599]

SPY 355 EOD

[Anonymous No.22038602]

>>22038526
>Under investigation for securities fraud

See you at $5

[Anonymous No.22038628]

>>22038602
>what is a short attack
lol what an idiot.

[Anonymous No.22038637]

>>22038555
was talking about the kind in OP, that actually looks good

[Anonymous No.22038643]

>>22038518
That happened to my little brother before, it’s called testicular torsion. he had to get surgery that same day.

[Anonymous No.22038651]

My microsoft calls went from 12k to 42k.

I'm honestly freighted of a dump tmrw from literally anything including that new Chinese tech export ruling.

How do you steer the ship when your up this much? Do I close and enter longer dated positions and when the fuck do I take profit

[Anonymous No.22038656]

>>22038602
Also, if you're confident, post your short position. I will 100% screencap this.

[Anonymous No.22038668]

>>22038637
they have cheese and cheese products for aisles
take a bite out of the stock: KHC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w

[Anonymous No.22038676]

>>22038526
At what price will you sell?

[Anonymous No.22038714]

>>22038651

Take the money and run you idiot

[Anonymous No.22038717]

>>22038676
1st sell order is at $10 for 130 shares.
2nd sell order is at $13 for 300 shares.
I'm letting the other 500 ride for a year.

[Anonymous No.22038752]

>>22038717
Better than I was expecting honestly. I hope you make it.

[Anonymous No.22038763]

>>22038676
BTW, for reference I bought WKHS in the mid 4s and CLSK likewise in the mid 4s.
Will see tomorrow morning, going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.22038778]

What effect did Bleeding Kansas have on the market?

[Anonymous No.22038798]

>>22038651
stop loss order

[Anonymous No.22038804]

>>22038526

If you had a brain you'd sell everything now because that company was just hit with a massive class action lawsuit and is going straight into the ground

[Anonymous No.22038820]

>>22038513

>NYC is disintegrating

Couldn't have happened to a more loathesome bunch of liberal, entitled, abrasive dipshits

[Anonymous No.22038833]

>>22038778
>nice round number

fuck that's funny

[Anonymous No.22038875]

>>22038820
unfortunately the contamination is just spreading to the surrounding states now. they should stay put and be consumed by their own "diversity"

[Anonymous No.22038887]

>>22038820
Wait what? Is it really? I hope it does, I want to see the end of the Chapo/CumTown faggots. RedScare can stay, they are pretty based for liking Tucker Carlson and Banon.

[Anonymous No.22038890]

>>22038651
If they're ITM sell them and buy cheaper OTM options. Resets your leverage and lets you take profits at the same time

[Anonymous No.22038900]

>>22038643
I aint think it no torsionniggaihad dis shit for a fEw weeksyafeel? Shit aint really hurt just finna sometimes unfomfatable

[Anonymous No.22038918]

>>22038804
Lol and if you had a brain you'd realize it's not 1 but over 15 "class action" slap suits.
They've been getting filed for over a week straight by companies looking to drive the stock price down to short it.
This is old info. That bullshit is priced in retard.

[Anonymous No.22038925]

Last week I was spending like crazy on stonks, now I’ve been informed that there’s gonna be another crash bigger than the one in March. It’s gonna be long retarded looking W. The top dogs Buffet and Tim Apple pulled out so they could stick it in again on that dip.

[Anonymous No.22038945]

>>22038520
Stouffers makes the best microwave Mac and cheese. Hands down.

[Anonymous No.22038949]

>>22038887
i want a girlfriend (pretty)

[Anonymous No.22038951]

>>22038925

Bring it on. I’ll buy more I don’t care at all.

[Anonymous No.22038967]

>>22038925
>now I’ve been informed that there’s gonna be another crash bigger than the one in March.
by whomst?

[Anonymous No.22038969]

>>22038528
100% by EOY, the new consoles will be out of stock everywhere, earning will be bigger than current market cap lol.
Shorts are so fked. Most shares are held by ETFs and institutional investors that can't sell it back anytime soon. Ryan will aggressively buy more shares (he's already at 10%) and I'd expect some additional buybacks soon. I don't think any shorts managed to sleep this weekend after the news was out, it might just happen this week as they scramble to get the out of this mess. Don't forget big players like Dr. Burry, Hestia, Ryan can start recalling their shares anytime they want.

[Anonymous No.22038988]

Learn how to make mac and cheese sans major American corporation; it's not that hard retard!

[Anonymous No.22038997]

>>22038887

[Anonymous No.22039016]

Does anyone know think there will be tax selling tomorrow? It is the last day of the Q3 tax quarter, which is July and August only.

I'm trying to see if my citi investment is going to rip.

[Anonymous No.22039018]

>>22038925
i've got regular tech stocks and leveraged indexes. Dump it and i'll gladly buy fngu at $30

[Anonymous No.22039029]

>>22039016
>Does anyone know think there will be tax selling tomorrow?
No. Only noticeable time for tax loss harvesting is late December.

[Anonymous No.22039066]

>>22039029
But the have to make Quarterly estimated tax payments. I do now because I made 56k in the market this year, not cutting my 44k a year job.

[Anonymous No.22039073]

What are futures doing

[Anonymous No.22039096]

Reasons for crash-

1) Virus 2nd wave

2) Civil War

3) Fed Raises Interest Rates

4) Banks causes crash from having strict lending standards.

Those are the 4 I see crashing the market....AND I'M STILL IN TQQQ BITCHES.

[Anonymous No.22039101]

>>22039073
Other than going up?

[Anonymous No.22039116]

>>22038643
was his name aepis perchance?

2018 PA discord squat represent (fuck the mod).

Cereal, ou

[Anonymous No.22039131]

>>22039073
line go up

[Anonymous No.22039136]

>>22038651
now. the answer is always fucking now. ive been in this game for 3 weeks and learned this lesson over and over already. couldve been up a nice amt but kept waiting for more.

[Anonymous No.22039142]

>tfw Gotta be in the cage in 9 hours

[Anonymous No.22039143]

LEAPS on TQQQ or QQQ? TQQQ is volatile, so would that be the better play?

[Anonymous No.22039155]

>>22039143
TQQQ, ANON!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22039158]

>>22038875
> they should stay put and be consumed by their own "density"
FTFY

[Anonymous No.22039163]

>>22038714
*this guy* fucks [with money].

[Anonymous No.22039170]

Keep an eye on Unity Software's IPO

[Anonymous No.22039184]

>>22038534
kekekek. $200 by days end? wut it be nigga?

[Anonymous No.22039196]

Goodnight frens, gotta wage tomorrow... fuck..

[Anonymous No.22039210]

Opinions on Lemonade(LMND)?

[Anonymous No.22039228]

>>22039142
I'm working from home. It still sucks. Major distraction from my investing.

[Anonymous No.22039232]

>>22039096
>1) Virus 2nd wave
Fake and gay, gone magically after election
>2) Civil War
I can only hope
>3) Fed Raises Interest Rates
Didn't Jpow just annouce a nothingburger?
>4) Banks causes crash from having strict lending standards.
Speculation

[Anonymous No.22039241]

>>22039196
One day you'll retire anon and then you can NEET all you want.

[Anonymous No.22039264]

>>22039210
It's not looking good...

[Anonymous No.22039265]

>>22039196
good night buddy

you might think it's a waste of time, but any second you're not making money is a second wasted to me

[Anonymous No.22039275]

>>22038820

[Anonymous No.22039290]

>>22039143
Please explain leaps

[Anonymous No.22039298]

When I'm finished battling pneumonia I'm gonna work at Amazon to live with my wife

[Anonymous No.22039338]

>>22039298
>>22039241
>>22039142
>>22039196
>>22039293

[Anonymous No.22039341]

>>22039232
This is what will keep me cautious of this virus. But most likely, a nothing burger.

[Anonymous No.22039342]

>>22039096
Lmao they don’t need a reason to pull the rug, they’ll just pull it when they feel like it

[Anonymous No.22039374]

Kyle did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.22039380]

>>22039275
Cuomo gonna have to sweeten the deal a little better than a fruity madison avenue cocktail.

[Anonymous No.22039382]

Ok, when's this crash happening

[Anonymous No.22039384]

>>22039155
Since you post with pics with Akari in it, I'm gonna assume you're extremely based and trust you 100%.
>>22039290
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leaps.asp
Basically long dated options. The "lowest" risk option strategy.

[Anonymous No.22039389]

when do i sell my tesla shares

[Anonymous No.22039412]

>>22039382
Halloween

[Anonymous No.22039414]

>>22039374
/pol/ can you guys at least talk about the market when you visit? that's what the thread is about. about the market.

[Anonymous No.22039424]

>>22039412
sez who

[Anonymous No.22039435]

>>22039389
https://youtu.be/7hx4gdlfamo

[Anonymous No.22039453]

can someone knowledgeable tell me if my VXX calls have any chance of recovering?
09/18 25.50c - purchased 1.92
09/11 27c - purchased 1.93

[Anonymous No.22039463]

>>22039424
Me

>>22039414
All in OTM December GME calls, early November VIX calls

[Anonymous No.22039489]

>>22039435
hell yeah kenny rogers, thnx anon

[Anonymous No.22039495]

>>22039382
Crash timeframe

1) Virus 2.0-
Easy, Late September, to the election.

2) Civil War-
Possible after election IF trump wins. Early November

3) Fed Raises Interest Rates-
THE MOST UNLIKELY THING. Possible 2023- 2030. Unless Hyperinflation concerns.

4) Banks force stock market to crash-
No clue.

[Anonymous No.22039497]

>>22039414
lmao it's more or less all of 4chan rather than one board. I met a good friend off of /fit/ and he was far-right to say the least.

[Anonymous No.22039515]

>>22039489
If it helps I'm holdin' my Citi options because I think a rotation out of tech into financials is starting.

[Anonymous No.22039534]

>>22039497
>I met a good friend off of /fit/
That's /fit/ though. Why would you ever want to meet the faggots from other boards. At least a good chunk of /fit/ takes care of themselves.
I met some fags from /a/ to watch Madoka and my ugly ass was the most attractive and less socially retarded out of the group.

Let's not even get into the social meetups of /pol/ full of ugly minorities that it makes sense why they hate themselves.

[Anonymous No.22039540]

>>22039096
covid numbers were literally skewed, only like 6% of deaths were actually caused by this little flu. Nothingburger, hoax, demoshit scheme

[Anonymous No.22039553]

>>22038651
close and open new positions obviously

[Anonymous No.22039584]

>>22039463
Right before the election does seem like a time to get out.

People here say the president doesn't matter, but this shits gonna be wild.

[Anonymous No.22039590]

>>22039096
>>22039495
What about an earnings recession caused by high unemployment and stimulus tapering off?

[Anonymous No.22039598]

>>22039341
I'm going to be honest with you. The virus is not as deadly as the report it to be. But after government officials realized they can control a massive amount of people by promoting the virus, it became the single most important thing.

I worked with a 50 year-old Haitian with a series of health problems and he was diagnosed with the virus. He was told to take tylenol and drink plenty of fluid. 2 weeks later he was back to being a nigger. It's really just kabuki theater.

[Anonymous No.22039600]

>>22039590
priced in

[Anonymous No.22039603]

>>22039341
I don't think covid works like influenza at all irt seasonal transmission given the summer second wave, and limited spread in southern hem

[Anonymous No.22039611]

>>22039495
As ballots come in, early ballots will favor Trump and late ballots will favor Biden, because Biden voters are more likely to vote by mail. If Trump is winning early in the count he won't concede no matter what. And if Biden wins the popular vote but loses the electoral college, these riots will become a full revolt (not that they aren't already revolting, but in the conflict sense)

[Anonymous No.22039635]

>>22039584
The President doesn't matter at all. The peaceful transition of power matters more than anything.

[Anonymous No.22039639]

>>22039584
I agree with that. Market may twitch around for few days around November 3rd regardless of expected outcome. I'm not sure how my portfolio with be allocated at the time. It depends how the charts are developing.

[Anonymous No.22039644]

>>22039598
>2 weeks later he was back to being a nigger. It's really just kabuki theater.
KEK

[Anonymous No.22039656]

>>22039590
Unlikely. People are spending like crazy lately. Spending only seems to be going up thanks to low interest rates & new programs like student loan deferments.

[Anonymous No.22039665]

>>22039635
I can see trump being a Whitney bitch and spewing out saying he didn’t lose

[Anonymous No.22039668]

>>22039639
I hope TQQQ will still be king

[Anonymous No.22039671]

>>22039534
I went to a /o/ meetup before. Same shit, just a bunch of normal white dudes with right-wing opinions

[Anonymous No.22039747]

>>22039611
good, keep destroying retail and tech stocks will continue to fly.

[Anonymous No.22039765]

>>22039603
I'm not waking up from sleep over this virus. I would like a confirmation though that this upcoming 2nd wave is a nothing burger. Until there's a confirmation, it would be smart to be cautious.

[Anonymous No.22039770]

They split the shares but didnt adjust the price

cashing out now is free money right?

[Anonymous No.22039800]

>>22039611
Who is voting for Biden? Dead people? Illegals? Volunteers and postal workers who find boxes of ballots with only Biden votes?

[Anonymous No.22039804]

>>22039770
And how do you expect to trade at that price?

[Anonymous No.22039822]

>>22039800
Exactly, not a single vote for Biden will even be legitimate. Imagine having the best presidency in the history of the United States and thinking it won't be a complete landslide.

[Anonymous No.22039829]

>>22039804
I hit the sell button

[Anonymous No.22039834]

Some website, I think it was investopedia or something said that TQQQ is supposed to be a one day hold stock, and not some long term hold stock. I just bought 2500 of it, should I set a stop loss or something?

[Anonymous No.22039843]

>>22039611
Trump supporters are not crazy or suffer from lunacy if he loses.

BUT

If Trump wins, it'll likely cause Antifa & BLM to start rioting once more. How bad will it be will is anyone's guess.

Worst case scenario is a debacle like the one in the 2000 election with Bush JR. and Al Gore. A contested election is going to cause massive problems.

Relating to /biz...not a bad idea to buy SWBI or Ruger, possible outdoor retail stocks as they well continue to sell out of ammo.

[Anonymous No.22039897]

>>22039834
Investopedia does say this, but it doesn't mean they're right.

[Anonymous No.22039902]

>>22039834
You only need to look at the chart of TQQQ to determine if it's a good long term hold....

Looks like it to me...

[Anonymous No.22039913]

>>22039843
I bought SWBI the first weekend after the riots. Up nearly 100%

[Anonymous No.22039925]

>doomer boomers rambling about election doing anything of significance, especially in regards to the market
Reminder to buy the shares these retards sell near the election so you can sell them back at a high premium when they are wrong, again, and FOMO back in.

[Anonymous No.22039942]

>>22038918

Thinking you are one step ahead of financial institutions is why you'll never make any money

[Anonymous No.22039949]

When do I sell?

[Anonymous No.22039955]

Fuck Trump
Fuck Biden

I'm here to make money, not argue politics. So for my full time stock traders a question. I'm thinking there are problems with making all your money via capital gains. You eventually need a business to write off things like health insurance and to max out your retirement savings. So what is the best business for a full time stock trader?

[Anonymous No.22039987]

>>22039955
Unfortunately, who gets elected determines if the market dips or not.

Trump-No dip, possible big pump day
Biden- 5% drop all across, then rebounds after a couple of weeks.

Market doesn't like change.

[Anonymous No.22039989]

>>22039955
Unironically becoming a hedgie. There are like 10000 of them while there are only 3000 publicly traded companies.

[Anonymous No.22039998]

>>22039902
That is an adjusted chart. It doesn't reflect what a $1 investment would do, unlike say a chart of Tesla. Reality is leveraged trading like this is advanced stuff.

[Anonymous No.22040003]

>>22039136
>in this game for 3 weeks
>already giving advice
>based

[Anonymous No.22040009]

>>22039955
Based

Go back to >>>/pol/ schizos and take your meds. This is why /qa/ wants you gone thread shitters

[Anonymous No.22040014]

>>22039955
crack dealer LLC, minimal risk and unlimited upside potential because you can flip your profits for marlboro reds, sell them in prison for -cred-, and swap that out when you get back on the streets for a hardcore crew of gangstallions. leverage these to take over the block you live on, and the protection fees will exceed any boomer-dividend or rental income you wouldve otherwise had.

[Anonymous No.22040042]

>tfw too stupid to do options

[Anonymous No.22040053]

>>22039829

[Anonymous No.22040064]

>>22039998
Adjusted how?

[Anonymous No.22040066]

>>22039989
I don't want to make money for others, just myself.

>>22039987
Heard the same thing when Obama got in. It went down for like a day, then back up. Obama Care caused insurance company stocks to skyrocket. Politics just doesn't change much.

[Anonymous No.22040125]

I'm not paranoid about a huge bubble burst all at once, but I am kind of scared of how much green line has been going up. Literally how?

[Anonymous No.22040159]

>>22039822
>14+% unemployment
>183k deaths from corona-chan
lmao'ing at ur life

[Anonymous No.22040160]

>>22040125
return to the mean

there's no bubble burst unless shit actually hits the fan here. right now it's just retards playing in traffic

[Anonymous No.22040165]

>>22040125
>Literally how?
TINA

[Anonymous No.22040166]

>>22040125
unprecedented more money worldwide

[Anonymous No.22040175]

>>22040064
I don't understand it enough myself. But something like if the thing cost a dollar then the thing is adjusted based on large fees in the back end. Like how if you buy voo it has a management fee and doesn't perfectly match the s&p. The management fee isn't shown in daily trading, but it is there. So our $1 leveraged trading losses money.

[Anonymous No.22040201]

>>22039989
I wonder what the process is. Can you just start up an LLC and call it a business while only trading for yourself?

[Anonymous No.22040216]

Where’s SOXL_shill. My entire investment strategy was spoonfed to me by him and I haven’t heard from him in months. I hope he’s okay

[Anonymous No.22040221]

>>22040201
You need over a million in assets to even start one.

[Anonymous No.22040333]

>>22040221
nope

[Anonymous No.22040354]

Have any of you been in stocks for a long time, like 7 years?

Any stories? How much money have you made? Best performing stock?

[Anonymous No.22040422]

Am I fucked on the news tommorow?

[Anonymous No.22040431]

>>22040354
Been trading 5 years. Havent made any money yet, but next year Ill get em

[Anonymous No.22040447]

>>22040333
You have to be an accredited investor. In the US that means one million. Maybe in your piss ass country it is different.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.22040491]

>>22040447
you don't need 1million to start up an llc...

[Anonymous No.22040510]

>>22040175
I mean the expense ratio is .95% meaning that for every $1000 dollars you invest they will take $9.95 in fees, which is rather high, but compared to growth of the stock it is miniscule. I’m not saying you’re wrong because it does seem a little too good to be true but I’m holding 100 shares as an experiment and so far I’m very profitable.

[Anonymous No.22040534]

Where tf has baggie been? Did he get banned for that day long shiposting spree?

[Anonymous No.22040572]

>>22040534
Liver failure

[Anonymous No.22040578]

>>22040042
Me too anon. Me too

>>22040053
I DO NOT LIKE THE WAY THIS GIRL STARES AT ME

[Anonymous No.22040713]

>he bought Tesla and apple at ATH on no news

[Anonymous No.22040715]

>>22040491

https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc429

[Anonymous No.22040761]

>>22040431
Fuck man, seriously? What are you buying?

[Anonymous No.22040774]

>>22038542
Based Akarin poster

[Anonymous No.22040824]

Any idea how much TSLA calls are going to be tomorrow? If they are only divided by 5 like the split then I still won't be able to afford them.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.22040854]

>>22040715
I deal with and run a couple different LLCs and not everyone involved are accredited investors....

[Anonymous No.22040877]

>>22040534
His mom called me. Apparently he kept muttering "NAK to $2.. NAK to $2" over and over again, even in his sleep. She took him to a clinic. Hopefully he's getting the help he needs.

[Anonymous No.22040882]

>>22040854
I'm not the guy that brought that up, but I was just showing what the IRS considers eligible LLCs/businesses (trading)

[Anonymous No.22040917]

>>22040354
I started in 2015. Not sure any crazy stories. Most profitable period was 2017 Canadian dude weed legalization run. 2018 was the year I took my worst loss (-60%) because of the Canadian dude weed bubble pop.

I don't have much to say other than it's a learning process. You do eventually get a better feel for when things are proceeding as normal and when they are being troublesome, how to adapt to whatever the market conditions are, how to suck up your stupid ego about being right and just get in there and make money. Sitting in the corner being a broody grumpus about the market moving the wrong way, according to your ass, is a losing strategy even if you're eventually proven right some months or years later. If you had adapted your could have made money while market was being stupid according to you AND when it reversed to the 'correct' direction you wanted.

[Anonymous No.22040959]

>>22040761
Theyre called Deep Value stocks. Basically companies that used to be good but end up on the verge of bankruptcy present day. Needless to say, this strategy didnt work out

[Anonymous No.22040975]

>>22040959
bro why did you keep the same strategy for 5 years. You didn't feel like you were missing out on a GOAT bull run and consider adjusting?

[Anonymous No.22041003]

are you hiding, anons ?

[Anonymous No.22041067]

>>22041003
What an absolute chad

[Anonymous No.22041082]

>>22040917
Now, on the topic of the insistence on being right massive ego phenomenon with new traders (and some old ones), I blame hollywood for this. Pretty well every hollywood movie about trading goes like this (unless it's about chop shops hocking penny stocks to boomers for the commissions):
>have some kind of idea
>enter position all in
>bag hold deep in the red
>redemption green
>fuck the cute girl with the big bolt on tits and buy a lambo

This makes for an entertaining movie but it's SHIT TRADING. The only time you should ever be bag holding deep in the red is if you're a long hodl Buffett devotee, and in that case you should be cost averaging regularly and you should never ever ever be all in on any one thing.

[Anonymous No.22041099]

>>22040713
>He doesn't know the insider news
You will never make it lmao

[Anonymous No.22041169]

Anyone have thoughts on Air Canada, Facedrive, and Blackberry?

I'm long on all 3, but not too psyched for anything really. In AC since $15.60 for $3000, which is 45% of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.22041172]

Limit buy on TSLA, in the morning or just buy at current price. I have a feeling there wont be a sell off now, it's either hold or buy.

[Anonymous No.22041212]

>>22041003
surely it cant go up forever?

[Anonymous No.22041215]

Waiting for funds to settle so I can buy more SHLL, hopefully it doesn't moon tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22041247]

>>22041169
Why are you long on Blackberry?

[Anonymous No.22041268]

>>22041215
Kek

[Anonymous No.22041278]

>>22041169
Air lines look good for more upside short term. They move pretty well in tandem lately so it doesn't much matter which you pick. Never heard of facedrive. I like Blackberry's new business model but their earnings aren't great from it so far.

[Anonymous No.22041317]

Fidelity still shows aapl at 500. do i put a limit order in at pre-split or post-split price?

[Anonymous No.22041343]

>>22041215
Hyliion is extremely undervalued. Will be 100 at merger. Will likely steal Nikola's sales and be #2 to Tesla.

[Anonymous No.22041346]

>>22039665
You’re not wrong but he’ll dance out of the White house.
He’ll be much happier talking shit & not being responsible.

[Anonymous No.22041348]

>>22041317
Even if you put 500 wouldn't it execute regardless?

[Anonymous No.22041347]

>>22041317
>post-split price?
this one

[Anonymous No.22041350]

all these news sites say SPY is gonna pull back so that means it's gonna fuckin skyrocket

[Anonymous No.22041401]

>>22041350
I don't understand idiots.

1) Inflation is going up

2) Interest Rates are LLLOOOOOWWW

All means Stocks, Real Estate, Crypto and PM's will be in a bubble until something like War or Interest Rate hikes happen...which is not going to happen.

Until then, TQQQ/FNGU all the way into 2022.

[Anonymous No.22041446]

>>22041401
why wouldn't nearly everyone dump everything and just go all in on TQQQ/FNGU? I'm curious as I've not put any money into either yet but what is holding every other person from doing it?

[Anonymous No.22041449]

>>22041003
>that perfect prediction in the middle
holy fuck this guy is based

[Anonymous No.22041459]

>>22039949
Someone pls help

[Anonymous No.22041475]

Who’s hype for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.22041477]

>>22041348
i dont want the order to execute if theres a huge pre-market rally and inevitable correction few hours into the day.

[Anonymous No.22041481]

>>22041446
Because the average normie is an idiot.

"YOu Shouldn't hold LEverage ETF's! They're BAD"

[Anonymous No.22041484]

>>22041446
Oilbrain
Faith in the Dollar
Dividend Chasing

[Anonymous No.22041488]

>>22041449
uhh but if i'm reading that chart correctly it looks like we're only gonna be riding the highs for a while longer before a big correction

[Anonymous No.22041503]

>>22041475
Me I guess? What’s gonna happen tomorrow fren?

[Anonymous No.22041514]

>>22041488
and this based guy is saying to just KEEP BUYING??? HOLY FUCK I'M LEVERAGING UP

[Anonymous No.22041515]

What happens to the job market if Biden wins?

[Anonymous No.22041539]

>>22041488
Any form of correction is immediately dealt with.

Either by:

Investors buying Dip

or

FED with more QE.

It would take another pandemic, war, or Biden turning into a tranny for the markets to turn.

Buy TQQQ/FNGU. You're fine.

[Anonymous No.22041549]

What's your opinion on SALT?

[Anonymous No.22041552]

>>22041401

The only reason I interest rates are low is because the fed forced banks to lower them. They are going to hike them back up the second the fed allows them to do so.

[Anonymous No.22041557]

>>22041446
When I started trading I followed some guy on discord that did penny stock trading and swore up and down that ETF's do nothing but lose people money. I've climbed out of all my loss and am making profit now doing calls on SPY. I'm only somewhat paranoid but I'm convinced there's a team of (((them))) out there to absorb the majority of retards into buying pump n' dumps and stupid flavor of the month stocks so people lose their money and quit, or worse keep losing and keep putting their money in.

[Anonymous No.22041558]

>>22040713
Don’t make fun of me.

[Anonymous No.22041561]

>>22041515
We don't need employment for this market. We don't need businesses to make money in this market. Memes are the new economy.

[Anonymous No.22041578]

>>22041515
The stock market hits peak. So prior you should pull money out and open a business.

[Anonymous No.22041593]

>>22041515

At this point I hope that old dumbass wins so the market crashes and I can start shorting

[Anonymous No.22041603]

>>22038997
Can confirm. Jew York kikes are on the move. Look out for plates and a u-haul. They are everywhere. DO NOT LET THEM BUY YOUR REAL ESTATE. THEY ARE A WORSE PLAGUE THAN COMMIEFORNIANS

[Anonymous No.22041611]

>>22041557

Yeah they're called professional stock traders

[Anonymous No.22041622]

>>22041343
This is some stupid marketing voodoo lmao.

[Anonymous No.22041637]

>>22041488
you know what they say about the times when the line goes down, don't you?
it's a great time to be buying stocks
the best

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.22041772]

>>22041557
>When I started trading I followed some guy

[Anonymous No.22041780]

>>22041622
I would agree, if there top executives weren't prior engineers and former heads of transportation for the US.

They have their shit together and will release their semi's faster than Tesla and especially faster than NKLA.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.22041790]

>>22041603
when do other states start paying california for using their roads?

[Anonymous No.22041800]

going all in on NET and RKT calls. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.22041808]

>>22041603
RIP Vermont and New Hampshire

[Anonymous No.22041837]

AAPL predictions tomorrow? I put in 119, 120 and 121 limit orders just in case I get lucky.

[Anonymous No.22041841]

>>22041800

Making a decision like that before 9 am monday morning is insane

[Anonymous No.22041847]

>>22041557
>I'm only somewhat paranoid but I'm convinced there's a team of (((them))) out there to absorb the majority of retards into buying
Stock market is competitive. It's a fallacy to assume a collective of evil moving the market in order to crush the small specs. The reality is there are MULTIPLE collectives all competing with each other to win. You, as a small spec, just ride the waves produced by these juggernaut tug of wars. There's no conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.22041857]

So how financially ruined are you gonna be EOD, bros?

[Anonymous No.22041862]

>>22041800
Anon's like this gamble. Good luck anon. 50% you're right or wrong.

[Anonymous No.22041873]

>>22041772
I mean he unironically did it for free, even though he had a dumb subscriber website and probably made bank on retards. It was okay to get a feel for things but he didn't say when he sold so lots of people like myself included held on for too long and ate a lot of dumps. It was swing trading and he was actually pretty accurate most of the time even if it took like 2-3 months for something to blow up.

[Anonymous No.22041880]

>>22040354
Been tracking net worth in a spreadsheet since 2013.
Looking at it now, a couple of things stick out.
1. Steady, small gains from index funds. About 6% per year by the looks of it.
2. Near zero losses, except for...
3. Fucking Brexit wiping out the pound and taking out 10% of my portfolio alone.

[Anonymous No.22041907]

>>22041880
Can we see the chart/graph? I'm always curious about net worth history/trajectories

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.22041914]

>>22041873
did any of the setups look like GMEV right now?

[Anonymous No.22041928]

>>22041873
That's a man

[Anonymous No.22041968]

>>22041928
What's with "That's a man" bots?

[Anonymous No.22041969]

Buying 1 TSLA come tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.22041985]

>>22041914
idk I mostly just followed what I thought sounded good based off of his research I can't say just by looking at GMEV's chart.. but it looks like if you got in a week or two ago you're in a good spot? If you can though I'd just fuck off from penny stocks.. way too volatile.

>>22041847
>There's no conspiracy.
okay, GOY

[Anonymous No.22041998]

>APPLE AND TESLA GREEN IN EU
based, bobos rolling in their sleep

[Anonymous No.22042037]

>>22041998
What about my horsie. Make it gallop

[Anonymous No.22042041]

>broker hasn't properly updated tesla and apple yet
>i'm a multi millionaire
wish this number is real one day.

[Anonymous No.22042052]

>>22042037
WKHS is going to zero by December

[Anonymous No.22042069]

How do I find moving averages? TQQQ for example

[Anonymous No.22042133]

>>22041907
Since you asked, here you go.
The sharp jumps upwards in 2017/2018 are private equity revaluations.
Crabbed lately due to mostly being out of the market due to buying a house.

[Anonymous No.22042163]

>>22040175
the expense ratio is high at 0.95% compared to something like SPY at 0.03%. this would normally be huge if say you had a managed mutual fund tracking s&p500 at 1% exp ratio, vs SPY at 0.03% for the same return. you lose tons of money
this is not the case for TQQQ, which more, MORE than makes up for that fee with its retard strength growth

[Anonymous No.22042169]

>>22042069
Use trading view

[Anonymous No.22042180]

>>22042069
Most websites (maybe apps) will allow you to add it to your charts. The program will then show you what it’s set to (i.e 50).

[Anonymous No.22042190]

wtf is up with these cocky 433 bids on NVDA ??

[Anonymous No.22042199]

>>22042052
I don’t like you anymore

[Anonymous No.22042254]

>>22042133
Even discounting for the private equity reevaluations that sweet, sweet compounding effect looks beautiful. The equivalent of previous years cumulative worth of growth being matched in just a year. And that's even with brexit slowing things down. Thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.22042284]

So scared lads. My strategy uses a decent chunk of collateral and was thinking of increasing it to make bigger gains. $1500 in a single week is a lot but losing 10k seems terrifying even though I've done risky plays before.

[Anonymous No.22042338]

Any thought on WMT? They are up $11 since the rumor came out that they are interested in buying part of Tik Tok. I personally think it's retarded but boomers seem to love the idea and pumped Walmart up huge when the news broke. I sort of feel like shorting but I know the stock market could be irrational forever and make even the correct financial short incorrect because of retarded market reactions.

[Anonymous No.22042340]

>>22039066
>Quarterly estimated tax payments
Lol someone actually does that. What if you get btfo'd a few months later? Exactly.

[Anonymous No.22042357]

Occasional reminder

If you're in tech, good news = bad news, bad news = good news.

[Anonymous No.22042377]

>>22042284
Try covered calls.

[Anonymous No.22042386]

>>22042357
>2008-2020
Tech golden bull
>Feb-Apr 2020
Tech safe haven golden bull
>Apr 2020 onward
Tech golden bull part Deux
There is definitely some trash in there but this is going to keep going unless the Fed actually allows for the deflationary part of the business cycle to happen. Which they are petrified of.

[Anonymous No.22042444]

Why aren't you balls deep in gun stocks yet? If Trump gets elected, antifa rioters burn down the country, everyone panic buys guns, gun stocks soar. If Biden gets elected, Dems push draconian gun laws, everyone panic buys guns, gun stocks soar. You can't lose.

[Anonymous No.22042472]

>>22042444
I'll be honest. This dumb boomer logic makes me want to short or buy puts on gun stocks for that very reason.

[Anonymous No.22042475]

>>22042444
Numbers confirm.

[Anonymous No.22042507]

>>22042444
Already up 100% bruh

>>22042472
Going to short AAPL and TSLA too?

[Anonymous No.22042509]

>>22042377
Covered calls will only net me like $300 at best with a high risk/volatility stock. Anything with less risk/volatility will likely only net me $100. At that point I might as well just buy and hold.

Tryong to implement a strategy so I don't have to get a job and if this 10k can make me a 15% weekly return id be happy except im utterly terrified.

[Anonymous No.22042526]

>>22042509
>15% weekly return

[Anonymous No.22042556]

>>22042509
>10k captial
>15% weekly returns
You are retarded.

[Anonymous No.22042560]

>>22042507
>Going to short AAPL and TSLA too?
Did you mean to quote my post because that is a straight up boomer having a stroke moment right there to think AAPL and gun stocks are related.
Remington is bankrupt and SWBI collapses only a few months after every election. Looks like easy money from dumbfuck boomvestors.

[Anonymous No.22042571]

>>22038534
just buy in now, its not gonna go lower

[Anonymous No.22042599]

>>22040713
Actually I bought it at 498 :)

[Anonymous No.22042606]

>>22042560
>SWBI collapses only a few months after every election
But it always goes up leading up to and immediately after every election. So it's worth holding now, selling the top then, and shorting after the election if you really think you're right.

[Anonymous No.22042617]

What's a good european broker for a yuropoor like me?

[Anonymous No.22042641]

Guis I've been reading the game-theory analysis of possible results of the election from Transition Integrity (sinister think-tank with Berggruen guys, Podesta, Frum, Brazile) and I'm getting a little worried. Read this and the wiki page for the 1993 Russian Constitutional Crisis :OO
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/7013152/Preventing-a-Disrupted-Presidential-Election-and.pdf
>>22042444
Pretty upset the only public gun stocks are yucky Ruger and boomer S&W, I wanna buy cute Sig stock :<

[Anonymous No.22042643]

>>22042254
You're welcome.

>>22042386
I recall everyone saying 2008-201X was the most hated bull market of all time.
It's been immediately out done by the 2020 bull market.

[Anonymous No.22042649]

>>22042606
Sure. I'll buy some puts right during the election for the cheap when dumb boomers that confuse gun stocks for AAPL are trying to long it.

[Anonymous No.22042664]

>>22039389
You don't. Hold them long term

[Anonymous No.22042683]

>>22042560
No, you are just autistic. I was mocking you for "reverse psychology" shorting that every retard on /smg/ has tried and failed.
>people think its a good idea to buy it, so I will short it instead
Its truly unbelievable how many retards come through here parrot this and then lose big.


>>22042617
>trading in Europe
Sorry buddy, serfs aren't allowed to own money, only the government needs money. You get everything for "free"(tm)

[Anonymous No.22042703]

>>22042683
>No, you are just autistic. I was mocking you for "reverse psychology" shorting that every retard on /smg/ has tried and failed.
There is literally no logic in your posting. Smells like boomer. Gun stock shorts and puts here I come.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22042724]

>>22042444
The Stock Guy opinions are getting posted here now? Cool, I like that guy.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22042739]

>>22042641
Vista Outdoors too

[Anonymous No.22042740]

>european markets open deep in the red
is this the end, bros?

[Anonymous No.22042755]

Why aren't you buying the chink banks BACHY, IDCBY , and CICHY? You bet against Chairman XI?

[Anonymous No.22042756]

OH NO TSLABROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.22042801]

>>22042526
>>22042556
Extremely risky strategy resulting in a high return doesn't seem all that surprising desu. Realistically I can go a few percent lower and be on the safer end but if I'm riskong this kinda money may as well kick it up a notch

[Anonymous No.22042818]

>>22042739
Whoah they own CCI, Federal, Blazer, AND Speer? They've gotta be making a killing, ammo prices are through the roof and that's like 4 out of 7 of the big brands :o

[Anonymous No.22042821]

>>22042740
For Europe? Yes. American Tech Sector is worth more than our entire Stock Market. We produce nothing, we have high quality services and tourism, but other than that we can’t compete. This creates a situation where a lot of Europeans are fully invested in the American Market (me included), so there is no money or will to throw it into EU companies (that are less than impressive to begin with).
I’m a Brit and the only UK stock that printed for me in the last year was Warhammer Games Workshop. A fucking overpriced plastic and paints selling company. Fuck this market, I’m out.

[Anonymous No.22042838]

>>22042821
>American Tech Sector is worth more than our entire Stock Market.
Was thinking of that when I saw some anon mentioning europe stocks going down

[Anonymous No.22042848]

>>22042801
You are only hurting yourself by doing this. You dont seem to understand what happens when you lose. Better to learn with 10k then 100k I suppose.

[Anonymous No.22042877]

>>22042617
I use degiro but im “”investing”” not trading options

[Anonymous No.22042881]

>>22042821
What do you mean? EU has great tech companies, like Wirecard :)

[Anonymous No.22042887]

>>22042740
Who the fuck buy euro stocks?

[Anonymous No.22042894]

>>22042756
SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.22042912]

Are there any energy bros left? Am I the last of my kind?

[Anonymous No.22042913]

>>22042848
Oh nevermind i thought you were saying its impossible to get a 15% return.

[Anonymous No.22042922]

I need someone to explain or point me to an explanation of Tesla. It’s driving me mad.

We’re unlikely to have space colonies this generation due to technological limitations and the retarded political/social climate that keeps hitting the wall.

No one in the right frame of mind is going to let someone drill a fucking hole in their brain to implant a smart chip.

The Cybertruck is a meme car, where it would only be fun to bump Hacker - Death Grips for a few rides until it gets dull.

Elon Musk is autistic and volatile. It’s like watching a kid play on the escalator. I’m starting to think its an inside meme at r/wallstreetbets

[Anonymous No.22042924]

>>22042887
I bought some greek stocks because 1) i got them cheap 2) they pay NICE dividends and 3) greek economy is kinda getting back on track so ive seen 40% returns before corona crash on shit like the national electricity provider etc.

[Anonymous No.22042951]

>>22042924
What stocks anon, just out of curiosity?

[Anonymous No.22042964]

>>22042756
It's going to be like this all day isn't it? Yeah. Yeah it is. Bonus points if we get somebody who sold between record date and today expecting to receive free shares.

[Anonymous No.22042966]

>>22042755
Fuck banks, but I have been thinking about either Chinese electric car companies (NIO, XPEV) or some ETF (KURE has been doing well, I hear).

[Anonymous No.22042970]

>>22042913
15% per week is not a reasonable goal and will only end in pain trying to chase it. You can make extremely safe (relatively speaking) covered call plays for 1% a week which world earn over 50% in a year.

[Anonymous No.22042990]

>>22042887
euro stocks are all about dividends

[Anonymous No.22043026]

Sven Henrich@NorthmanTrader
Small caps versus tech since January 2018.

[Anonymous No.22043039]

>>22042922
Based Tesla is unironically going to cure its own share holders by zapping the fagotry out of their brains like in the 80s with neuralink

[Anonymous No.22043067]

>TESLA UP $20
I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.22043068]

>>22042922
cult of personality. people like the idea of investing in a modern day Howard Hughes... hopefully without the twilight madness.

[Anonymous No.22043106]

>>22040216
he's fine, recently said he'd be gone for a while because of real life stuff
we simply await his return

[Anonymous No.22043179]

>>22043068
Hmm... I could feel that.

[Anonymous No.22043189]

BUY COVID PHARMACIES

[Anonymous No.22043304]

>>22043189
thanks breh, I didn't know which one would make them

[Anonymous No.22043319]

>>22042922
>be fun to bump Hacker - Death Grips for a few rides
Great song choice.

[Anonymous No.22043335]

>calls on MSFT, NVDA and AAPL
With my luck they will all crash.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.22043337]

>>22043189
out of those 5 most likely 3 will fail.. short them to hell.. it'll be a sure bet

[Anonymous No.22043338]

Digits and I call out of work today

[Anonymous No.22043373]

Get in EVFM today.
3.10 now. Remember this comment on the 8th of Sep

[Anonymous No.22043375]

>>22043189
Moderna is likely the winner

[Anonymous No.22043477]

>>22043338
You were close enough.
Stay home fren

[Anonymous No.22043494]

>>22038476
mfw $383k net worth @28 but still feel like im never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22043530]

>>22042951
OPAP (company in charge of every betting & gambling activity in Greece) for 1€ Divvie on a stock that costs 7.90€

ADMIE (state contractor in charge of installing energy plants etc. Theyll get a big contract for installing electric vehicle recharge stations etc.). It costs 2.2€ and has steady gains=steady divs. A week ago i got 12€ on a small 200€ position i held.

These are the two id recommend and maybe MYTIL which is a private contractor for various projects but i haven’t done any more research.

P.S. THE PRICE OF THESE STOCKS (THE DIVS WERE UNAFFECTED) IS QUITE VOLATILE AFTER THE CORONA CRASH BECAUSE THERE IS BIG UNCERTAINTY AND ANALYST PREDICT A GLOBAL DECLINE DURING THE NEXT YEAR, INVEST CAREFULLY.

[Anonymous No.22043554]

>>22043494
508k € tho. I know that feel bro

[Anonymous No.22043560]

AIMT HOLY FUCKING SHIT AND THAT WAS ONLY 2 BILLION WITH A 300MIL MCAP IMAGINE 6 BILLION ON A 1BILLION MCAP ON WKHS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22043632]

all I can do is scream and laugh at this point

[Anonymous No.22043641]

https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket
i miss premarket guys ding ding? or something

[Anonymous No.22043653]

AAAAAAAGHHHHH I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22043656]

>tfw call options in Royal Dutch Shell
Oil Chads get in

[Anonymous No.22043668]

I would buy fedex calls and sell them before earnings, but my shitty broker isn't selling them.

[Anonymous No.22043677]

>>22043653
Kek

[Anonymous No.22043686]

>>22043477
I’m staying home

[Anonymous No.22043693]

>>22043653
is this real?

[Anonymous No.22043708]

>>22043693
Are you real?

[Anonymous No.22043721]

>>22043693
Yes, you can check any screener and see it. The TSLA bubble has finally popped and I am ruined.

[Anonymous No.22043732]

>>22043693
I just hope the robin kiddies will be retards and sell en masse to drive the price down.

[Anonymous No.22043743]

I fucking told you guys Tesla was going to go below 500 because of Zoomers not understanding anything I warned you

[Anonymous No.22043754]

Ok, what the FUCK was that?

[Anonymous No.22043760]

>>22043677
No, but for real, I put all my shit in msft and wmt >>22043632 thinking the fucking chink insectoids can do something right for once
of course they fucking can't the FUCKS

[Anonymous No.22043778]

interesting premarket. this is morning variety in the top volume list than I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.22043781]

>>22042444
>. If Biden gets elected, Dems push draconian gun laws

Which would tank stocks even if people would panic buy.

[Anonymous No.22043795]

making new hang on....

[Anonymous No.22043801]

>>22043754
You guys are larping, right? You couldn't be actual retards, right?

[Anonymous No.22043836]

>>22043801
yo wtf i got 4 juicy itm apple calls now

[Anonymous No.22043838]

The line to exit (dump) Tesla stock is going to be so long tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.22043863]

bros... should I still hold?

[Anonymous No.22043870]

What are the odds the majority of robinhooders don’t know what happened and sell en masse. I’m thinking pretty low

[Anonymous No.22043886]

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>22043873
>>22043873

>>22043873

>>22043873
>>22043873
>>22043873

>>22043873>>22043873
>>22043873>>22043873

[Anonymous No.22043894]

>>22043870
not enough to move it significantly anyway
still hoping for a good dump just so I can finally get on the train