What are you supposed to do after you make eye contact with a woman?

[Anonymous No.22038250]

[Anonymous No.22038312]

whip your noodle out and show it to her

[Anonymous No.22038317]

>>22038250
Give her a nice smile

[Anonymous No.22038318]

>>22038250
tell her about VRA and normie adoption

[Anonymous No.22038322]

>>22038250
kidnap her in minecraft

[Anonymous No.22038327]

>>22038250
nod and mumble how’s it going then quickly shuffle away with head down and a diagonal path

[Anonymous No.22038335]

Bite your lip or look back at your phone.
Pick your nose.
Spit on the floor.

[Anonymous No.22038347]

DonkeyKong down+B on the ground like in smash bros and just don't stop til you knock at least 100 polygon fighters out

[Anonymous No.22038363]

>>22038250
Look away really fast

[Anonymous No.22038372]

>>22038250
Smile and say hello? I thought that was kinda normal.

[Anonymous No.22038380]

>>22038250
I usually just cry
Works OK

[Anonymous No.22038392]

smile

[Anonymous No.22038403]

>>22038347
KEK what the fuck

[Anonymous No.22038409]

Ask her why she's looking at you

[Anonymous No.22038435]

Only smile if you're good at talking because they're gonna come up to you.

I smile and then look back at my phone and proceed to hit on the bartender. The woman involved doesn't really tend to understand what's happening so they assume I'm flirting with them but I'm actually autistic. I'm handsome but socially useless so it tortures women and I just post in here.

Only recommend if you hate women

[Anonymous No.22038458]

>>22038347
>giving premium dating advice like that away FOR FREE on an anime internet forum

More generosity than OP deserves.

[Anonymous No.22038474]

What are you staring at, cunt?


They get wet as fuck.

[Anonymous No.22038492]

>>22038250
maintain eye contact and put your index and middle finger together and do the "come hither" motion like you would to her gspot. after 30 seconds of this, while still maintaining eye contact, slowly lower your hand to your waist and begin dry humping the air slowly, and repeatedly. this is a crucial detail, you absolutely MUST maintain a straight face during all of this. if you make it this far while still maintaining eye contact, begin your mating call while still humping the air, but now use one hand to pat yourself on the top of your head.
when i get to step 3 without issue, this has gotten me laid every time.

[Anonymous No.22038587]

>>22038250
look slightly away and forward as if she wasn't even there, don't look away just look past her

also can someone tell me how I could ever get a gf if I don't find conversation with females interesting at all? I'm not very social but the only people I ever relate to are other males, talking to a female is all a show that I don't even enjoy

[Anonymous No.22038644]

>>22038250
look at the ground and make incoherent statements

[Anonymous No.22038688]

>>22038587
Use a smart contract.
T. Someone who doesn't care for socialising.

[Anonymous No.22039397]

Fuck women.

[Anonymous No.22039496]

>>22038250
Continue to move and ignore her.
It's just outside noise preventing you from becoming the best version of yourself.
Once you stop caring and will have something more important to do in your life they will throw themselves at you.

[Anonymous No.22039547]

>>22038250
Give you a hint...

[Anonymous No.22039581]

>>22038250
Smile and wink at them. They giggle.

[Anonymous No.22039605]

>>22038327
Fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.22039630]

>>22038435
Same here

[Anonymous No.22039685]

>>22038250
Make a v with your first and second finger and flick your tongue in between. They love that.

[Anonymous No.22039693]

>>22038250
Go talk to her yah wank. Even if shes not interested all women appreciate that they are being offered dick. You could start out with a light compliment or an innocent question without trying to hard (hey have you ever been to X, ehat kind of dog is that) I swear i could be a millionaire teaching neets to meet females christ

[Anonymous No.22039691]

>>22038250
Shake her hand and tell her to market-buy YFLink.

[Anonymous No.22039696]

>>22038250
Cut to intense sex scene.

[Anonymous No.22039706]

>>22038587
No-one enjoys conversation with women, not even simps. Men only communicate with women because rape is illegal now

[Anonymous No.22039711]

>>22039581
unironically this

[Anonymous No.22039743]

>>22038327
kek

[Anonymous No.22039778]

>>22038312
>whip your noodle out and show it to her
After that, immediately start peeing on her shoes while maintaining eye contact to establish dominance. Don't say a word until you're done.

[Anonymous No.22039827]

>>22038250
You quickly remind yourself that whores are temporary but God is forever, and then you pick up your KJV and walk.

[Anonymous No.22039980]

I remember studying a bunch of tips for that and the guy would recommend starting by walking around and just making eye contact, smiling, and saying hi. Eventually you would get to a point where that's boring and would strike a convo, the convo is meant to be not so long and you get a number or date. I hate some qt enthusiastically say hey back but I just never knew what to say or why I would want to talk. Fucking annoying. The internet has ruined us.

[Anonymous No.22040656]

>>22038347
>How to win friends and unlock Falco
>by Dale 'the anon' Carnegie