/frugal/

[Anonymous No.2201616]

Can we get a good ol' frugal thread? This just seems like a shill board without content

>post tips

[Anonymous No.2201631]

Pee in the sink to save on water bill

[Anonymous No.2201649]

>use both sides of toilet paper
>frying oil is suposed to last 300 uses
>Collect pipe smoke in giant balloons to produce charcoal (sometimes diamonds)
>As soon as a new shower gel is bought, dillute it with 3x water
>use ether mining rig to warm up house during winter
>steal wood from local trees (who the fuck pays for wood lmao)
>Collect scrap metal directly from scrapyards (at night ofc)

[Anonymous No.2201660]

I home brew beer. It's about 1/3 the price of buying, and today's modern packaging for malts makes it all very drinkable

Of course it's cheaper not to drink at all but you gotta live, right?

[Anonymous No.2201684]

Shit outside (Its not that bad)

[Anonymous No.2201702]

>>2201660
Even cheaper to make sugar shine.

[Anonymous No.2201732]

>>2201649
>use both sides of toilet paper

How the fuck do you use the other side after wiping your ass.

[Anonymous No.2201768]

>>2201732

[Anonymous No.2201775]

>>2201732
Wipe, fold shit paper inside and wipe again.

[Anonymous No.2201793]

>>2201660
>mix rubbing alcohol with sparkling whater to make champagne
>collect druggie needles in parks and get cash for the scrap metal
>wash in same water for 6 months to 12 months
>if you add some rubbing alcohol your literally bathing in champagne
>if you bring a girl over, when making pizza put ketchup instead of that expensive pizza sauce to save on expenses
>make your own candles, dont use electricity
>only browse 4chan on mobile witg lowest light possible

[Anonymous No.2201849]

>charge phone at work/public
>eat one meal a day
>eat ramen or patio burritos for that meal
>throw all your trash in public receptacles

[Anonymous No.2201863]

>>2201849
>shower at the gym
>shit at work/public

[Anonymous No.2201874]

>>2201616
>water fast
>only drink water
>water is included in rent
Got that landlord fucker by the chain

[Anonymous No.2201890]

>unplug refrigerator to save on electricity bill

[Anonymous No.2201912]

>>2201616
Move to a cheap country and trade shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.2201923]

>>2201631
Damn that's clever

[Anonymous No.2201942]

>>2201631
How long would it take to break even on installing a urinal in my bathroom?

[Anonymous No.2201951]

This thread was mildly entertaining but given that it's the only one of its kind, these memes and shitposts are a waste

[Anonymous No.2201977]

>wipe your ass with a wash cloth and then rinse it off in the shower

[Anonymous No.2201995]

>>2201977
/thread

[Anonymous No.2202055]

Eat food from work refrigerator or dress shabby and go to the soup kitchen.

Dilute your car petrol with water to improve milage.

Find a neighbour who doesn't close Thier blinds at night and watch their tv from their yard.

[Anonymous No.2202080]

>Save electricity and bandwidth by not using 4chan

[Anonymous No.2202165]

>take an empty coffee can, metal
>whenever you jerk off cum into the can
>put it in the freezer
>once it's full (this will take several years) sell wholesale to fertility clinics

I mean you're going to do it anyway

[Anonymous No.2202184]

>>2201660
I was actually going to suggest stop doing all drugs they cost money

[Anonymous No.2202230]

>>2201660
Only after the initial investment in equipment. Extract is expensive.

[Anonymous No.2202331]

>>2201616
eat my own cum for protein and not to waste on tissues or washing cumshirt

[Anonymous No.2202495]

If you plan to have a shower, get naked, fap/cum onto your chest and clean up with a shower without having to waste a tissue and it feels WAY better and refreshing this way trust me

[Anonymous No.2202538]

>>2202331
smart. doesn't even need flavoring

[Anonymous No.2202573]

>>2202495
sperm coagulates under hot water, bud

[Anonymous No.2202572]

>>2202495
Why not just fap while you're in the shower already

[Anonymous No.2202576]

>>2202572
rookie

[Anonymous No.2202607]

>>2202572
... er... while standing? in the cold bathroom? without pc?

its much more relieving to blast cum onto your belly and rub the semen into your skin

dont knock it till you tried it fagots

[Anonymous No.2202738]

>>2202607
>er... while standing?
if you want, sure
>the cold bathroom
IN the shower. Like with the water on. Don't you take hot showers?

Plus if you have a proper bathtub/shower instead of just one of those tiny little shower stalls you can sit down in the bathtub to relax more under the water. Then you can do stuff like angle the shower head so that the flow is spraying over your thighs or balls for extra stimulation, and of course if you're lounging down in the tub you've got easy access to your butthole for teasing or prostate play while you fap - and you are somewhere that you can wash your hands as the instant you're finished! Plus you've probably got liquid soaps/lotions nearby that you can use to lube up your fingers/dick while you're in there, feels really good. I used to do this shit all the time back when I lived at home as a teenager. In fact the best orgasm I've ever had in my life was during one of these showers.

Man, I'm getting a little turned on just typing all that out. I might do it again tonight for old times' sake.

>>2202576
nigga please

[Anonymous No.2202832]

>>2202738
bet you still live at home

[Anonymous No.2202863]

>>2202832
No, I moved out about three years ago.

[Anonymous No.2203798]

>>2202863
>not living at home for additional savings

You dont even want to get rich do you?

[Anonymous No.2203821]

>>2201616

>Be 31

>Live with parents

Beat that cunts.

[Anonymous No.2203831]

>>2201732

I wash my toilet paper, dry it and re-use it.