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Working with women. So my dear biztards, tommorow im starting a new job, where i be working in an office with 4 women. I know things are not looking good for me, coz ima bit of a autist. How do i survive there? What are the tactics dealing with women in da workplace?

>> No.22014519

>>22014209
Use them to improve your social skills. The actual work will be easy. Be friendly and go along in the beginning. First impression sticks in women brains like glue. Than slowly become more confident and overpower them, but only when you know 100% you are right and they are wrong. Be friendly about it. They will think they formed you and will accept you taking over the department eventually.

>> No.22014599

>>22014209
you do it by pretending to listen to them talk, but not really giving a single shit about their boring problems. Flaunt a bit of wealth and physical fitness. Do a decent job at least.

>> No.22014970

>>22014519
Never in my life work has been easy for me, i have serious imposter syndrome, i always overdo everything . Also what do if some women hit on you at work? If you reject them, will there gonna be a shitstorm?

>> No.22015041

Everyone is at work because they have to be there. It's not really a choice.
If I were you Anon, I'd make sure to start every conversation you have with your female colleagues with this epithet: "Nice bum!"
Women love that.

>> No.22015602

Any more expierences? Insights?

>> No.22015716

>>22015602
>First impression sticks in women brains like glue
thas all you need to know, right there. You got 7 seconds from first sight whether they decide to fall at your feet or make the rest of your (short) life a living hell. After that you can be as autistic, unhygienic, sexist, racist, lazy, whatever tf as you like. Their capability for changing their opinion on men (as opposed to shoes) is 'underdeveloped', lets say.

>> No.22015743

>>22014970
What job anon?

>> No.22015785

Based on my own experiences, there will be a lot of cat fighting. Don't get involved. Just be polite to everyone and kep your head down. Women talk about the most mundane nonsense anyway, so just ignore it.

>> No.22015877
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>>22015743
Just office wagecuck, working with documents, spreadsheets on the computer, excel stuff ya know

>> No.22016070
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22016070

I always enjoyed working with men, but now in this depression i need to take thia job to stay afloat and will have to deal with wimminz bullshit, i know they will fuck me hard if i ignore them, putting a facade and pretending is very hard its gonna be like double the work for me i can feel it, but ive been depressed for so long in my life that i just dont care anymore, i think thats my biggest strenght

>> No.22016094

>wagecucking
>ever
heh

>> No.22016120

>>22015785
THis

>> No.22016128

Pretend you are gay. The only way to survive in an office full of women. I bet they get their period together.

>> No.22016163

>>22016094
Your parents arent gonna shelter you forever, i wagecuck not because i want to but i need roof, warm clothes, electricity, food. Not everyone can make it, i dont have 150 iq to create some app or daytrade this volatile shit, yeah i hold some coins but i dont see myself making it

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22016176

>>22014970
Tell them your're sorry about it but you are gay, if you want to keep private life and work separated. That would give you in later encounters the options of, you know you can peg me, maybe I'm in woman too, dialogue option.

>> No.22016217

>>22016176
Why does being gay give u advantage? They see you as their friend then? Ive been called gay prevously in my life, since ive rejected alot of girls because of my autism

>> No.22016364

>>22016217
>Why does being gay give u advantage? They see you as their friend then?
Very likely. If you do not behave like a total asshole or faggot, just normal, their instinct will make them protect you, pet you in a sort of way. If they are classic liberal left. If they're conservative, trad woman then they will hate you for being a faggot. If so, tell them you're not into sexual encounters before marriage. Find out what type they are and then act accordingly.

>> No.22016365

>>22014209
How to survive? You just think about how you can make it with VRA. Seriously. Look at the market cap.

>> No.22016388

>>22016217
Well you’re already clearly gay, so there’s that

>> No.22016390

>>22014209

It depends on the women. Most are fine but there is always one cunt.

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>>22016388
Im not gay, im just a refined autist. I reject women because i know i cannot sustain a relationship and was badly hurt before.
Anyway, lots of good info in this bread, thank you bizbros

>> No.22016851

>>22016805
You dont know any of that, your mind has fucked you and the anti you is now in charge, break free.

>> No.22017071

>>22014209
I also work in the office with woman. its very comfy. I used to be that guy who works hard but then I moved to the office with the wymen and its just like a big daycare center. we click some buttons and fill some excel and then call it a day! I wish I never fell for the "work hard" meme and went to work with the woman earlier. kek

>> No.22017079

>>22016851
kinda right, but do not go for woman you work with when you're dependent on your job, specially with op's background. Get some hooker, thot from bar, milf etc. only outside your work, good friends etc.

>> No.22017408

>>22017079
Dude i couldnt give less shits about women and relationships, i just want to blend in at work and not be bothered, whlist enlightening myself about newest shitcoins and future 1000x possibilities

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Just bake the bitches bread. Bitches love bread. My coworkers like these

>> No.22017531

>>22017408
buy a wedding ring

>> No.22017553

>>22014970
>Also what do if some women hit on you at work?
They are never going to be that overt about it and risk rejection. You can flirt and as long as you don't ever ask them out, nothing will happen.