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Mom saw the semen stain on my sweatpants

>> No.22006420
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Gud thread.

>> No.22006423

mom found my dildo

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>>22006400
>mom found the cum cube

>> No.22006476

>>22006400
just say you were eating honey crueler donuts and wiped your hands on your pants. If she calls your bluff just scrape it off and eat it. No one would be crazy enough to eat their own cum off their pants

>> No.22006505

My mom found my fleshlight when I was in high school still living at home. Also a prostate massager.

>> No.22006522

Just own it, man, get over it. You're a man. It's funny hearing people overly embarrassed about stuff like this because it's kind of like outing yourself as a bit of a beta male.

>> No.22006554

>>22006505
> says prostate massager not to sound gay

You can say it, a dildo. It's ok we won't judge.

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>mom stole my cookies and almost discovered my H stash while I was sleeping

>> No.22006600

>>22006505
You mean dildo. You put a dildo in your ass. It’s ok to be gay. Just say you’re gay.

>> No.22006636

>>22006400
VRA holder?

>> No.22006646

>>22006522
ya just be a chad and tell your mom straight to her face that you jerked off onto your pants and havent changed them in a week

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>>22006400
>sweetie, could you grab me the scrubbing bubbles

>> No.22006693

>that time my parents found my cum sock(s) because they took my couch cushions to get them restuffed

yikes

>> No.22006743

>>22006693
how did that pan out?

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>>22006400
my mom told me to kill myself on a regular basis, occasionally hit me, and once called the cops on me claiming i hit her to try and get me arrested when i was like 15

>> No.22006819

>>22006400
My mom washed my cum rag.

>> No.22006837

>>22006743
My dad is terribly inattentive so he either didn't notice or he just didn't say anything. He's not a saint anyways kek.

>> No.22006851

>>22006837
damn, were you sweating bullets when they found out?

>> No.22006895

>>22006600
Idk not him, i like anal toys with a girl if im on a lot of stimulants. Males and dicks gross me out

>> No.22007219

>>22006600
No it was a curved prostate massager. I did have a dildo but I had thrown it out in the woods a few weeks previously thankfully. That was after church camp when I tried to pray the gay away. It didn't work unfortunately.

>> No.22007307

>>22006400
Was it your own semen?