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Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:32:15 2020 No.22001150 [Reply] [Original]

my son was just born and he looks nothing like me...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:34:26 2020 No.22001206 >>22001150 Surely you would be more worried if a recently born baby looked like you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:34:55 2020 No.22001215 >>22001150 is he black?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:35:13 2020 No.22001224 black or asian?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:35:22 2020 No.22001229 >>22001215 i came to ask the same question

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:35:36 2020 No.22001236 That's because he's a tiny baby, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:36:22 2020 No.22001258 >>22001150 how do you have a son every 2 weeks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:46:02 2020 No.22001509 >>22001150 Does he at least look like the mother so that you know it's hers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:46:37 2020 No.22001525 >>22001215 >>22001229 I also came to ask this question

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:48:22 2020 No.22001565 >>22001258 This guy fucks

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:11:47 2020 No.22002186 >>22001150 get DNA test faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:13:24 2020 No.22002239 >>22001150 >>22001215 >>22001229 >>22001525 first off, are you black, OP? if youre not, is the baby a different color than you or your wife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:14:26 2020 No.22002264 >>22001565 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:17:15 2020 No.22002341 >>22002186 This, yet also be discreet. Frame it as an ancestral lookup

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:17:22 2020 No.22002344 File: 5 KB, 603x299, nicemerchant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22001150

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:31:55 2020 No.22002724 >>22001150 It should read like this >my wife birthed a child >looks nothing like me /pol/ is always right

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:34:26 2020 No.22002800 >>22001525 I think we all came to ask this very question. Waiting for op to report back. If dubs, it is and there is no need for op to report back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:07:23 2020 No.22003615 >>22001150 "my son" yeah.. no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:08:10 2020 No.22003637 Nice, OP. Sounds like you just saved a ton of money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:11:30 2020 No.22003721 >>22002800 ruh roh

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:12:15 2020 No.22003741 File: 11 KB, 220x192, 1598496205753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22002800 >checked and blacked

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:12:27 2020 No.22003746 >my wife's son looks nothing like me Absolute state of /biz/ - Business & Finance

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:13:13 2020 No.22003769 >>22001150 get an abortion

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:13:49 2020 No.22003780 >>22001150 I would unironically sell my PNK if that happened to me. There would be no such thing as justice in this universe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:15:21 2020 No.22003825 >>22003769 ahh yes, the old Chicago postnatal abortion

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:16:26 2020 No.22003850 >>22001150 thats good for him, isnt it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:21:37 2020 No.22004012 My son was actually just born and he looks very much like me and is absolutely adorable, so bad luck OP.