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Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:25:05 2020 No.21940305 [Reply] [Original]

>smartcon #0, virtual conference
>All the biggest players in crypto are there
>hosted by Chainlink
>Tons of other crypto teams represented
>almost Gilles turn to speak
>"Alright thank you, that was Paul from Deloitte! Very interesting content. And our Next speaker we will be bringing on is Gilles from iExec..."
>The video conference tries to switch to Gilles
>its a black screen
>"Well it looks like we are having some technical difficulties here, bare in mind Gilles is joining us all the way from Jakarta... Just hang on one seco--"
>video suddenly flips from black screen to live
>its Gilles driving in his beamer
>"DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY" by Aerosmith is blaring on his stereo
>you can see the back seat behind him has 3 attractive "females" rubbing their tits suggestively
>Gilles is clearly wasted while behind the wheel, his face is red, ciggerette dangling out of his mouth
>yells in french accent
>"YEAH BUY MY SHITCOIN, $11,000 EOY, COME TO JAKARTA FOR SUPER TRANNE DELUXE!!!"
>Gets cut off by host of event, screen goes back to black
>Host moves on with conference as if nothing happened
>RLC price begins mooning because /biz/ retards somehow think this is "bullish"
>iExec blacklisted from all events
>RLC delisted from every single exchange the following week
>Price barts down to near zero
>/biz/ loaded with PINK wojacks for the next month

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:08:28 2020 No.21941233 It's over isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:11:33 2020 No.21941297 >>21941233 it hasn't even started. hodl till end op september, then make a decision

>>	Fuck you Suck My Dick RLC EOY 50$ Thu Aug 27 20:14:02 2020 No.21941297,1 Fucking poor bastard! The proper price of RLC is $50. Let's see who wins, you bastards.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:28:18 2020 No.21941616

>>21941233
>>21941297
In all seriousness, I really don't want to sell. I am just frustrated with the teams lack of updates and content. They are working with all these companies, yet it seems to have very little effect on price action. I guess what we need is real adoption of the RLC workers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:40:06 2020 No.21941884 Is Gilles still on vacation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:43:53 2020 No.21941953 >>21940305 IMAGINARY INTERNET DOGGO DROPPINGS

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