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>> No.21901767

What do i buy to profit from the hurricane shits category 4 now

>> No.21901780

>>21901767
NAIL

>> No.21901791

>>21901767
RGR

>> No.21901805

Somebody please explain tesla's valuation. How can it have a p/e ratio of 1,048? Is it really just liquidating shorts? Wtf??? Please no meme answers

>> No.21901808

Reminder that covid death rate is less than 1% and that covid stocks are not forever holds.

>> No.21901810
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>>21901733
Buy oil that's not in the Gulf or been kicked out of the Dow! Buy oil futures if you can! Next days ought to be fun!

>> No.21901818

>>21901767
NAIL

>> No.21901820
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>> No.21901830

i made 5 hours wages today thank you FAGMANN. nflx pump out of nowhere was nice

>> No.21901834

>>21901805
It’s a bubble.

>> No.21901840

>>21901767
CPRT hope you bought some 105 calls

>> No.21901845

>>21899762
Did you see how they're reporting it without so much as a leak?

There's more likelihood of it dumping hard than pumping hard in whatever he says. It crabbing is also more likely than a pump. With those odds i hedged my risk by exiting several positions on a high note rather than holding for a few dollars more only to be btfo'd and lose thousands.

>> No.21901852
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21901852

Can someone shot a green candle into this

>> No.21901855
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21901855

Don't open your mouth Powell

>> No.21901857

>>21901820
Line go down starting tomorrow.

>> No.21901859

>>21901820
March-April 2020

>> No.21901866
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21901866

>VXX going up
>SPY going up
what do

>> No.21901868

>>21901639
i hate these cringy ass boomer twitter "traders" that probably don't even out perform a hold and buy dips strategy
as soon as their short positions don't print they go to twitter to cry and scream "reality check! reality check!!!" fucking literal babbies

>> No.21901872

>>21901805
no memes? i dunno market psychology? tulip mania?

>> No.21901883
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21901886

Yo anybody watch the broad that won the award from planned parenthood who was talking about the abortion doctor who's got the fetus in the clamps and right before pulling it out said "beam me up Scotty" I can't stop laughing thinking about it. I just wanted to confess to you guys that I laughed at that one.

>> No.21901912

>F down
>GE stagnant
>RKT blew up on the pad

Thank god for LMT, QQQ, and QLD bring me back flat.

>> No.21901916

>>21901866
Get one long-dated vxx call. Wait for tomorrow for confirmation of dump, then get 4 more calls.

>> No.21901934
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>3:20 Pump

>> No.21901956
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21901956

I just liquidated everything and dumped my cash into AMZN. Should I hold through tomorrow's speech or just sell whatever gains before the market closes?

>> No.21901961

>boomer jones
>ruslel 2000
Lmao

>> No.21901959

so what's the expectation on what JPow is gonna say tomorrow that will tank the market, exactly?

>> No.21901977

What last minute puts are you boys buying? Thinking about some cheap inverse plays

>> No.21901982

>>21901912
honestly the only reason im HODL on F and GE is potential privatization and massive incentive for Larry Culp to get GE's shit together. Other than that i wouldve dumped both already as they are crabbing up a % of my folio

>> No.21901984

>>21901912
>RKT blew up on the pad

kek

>> No.21901988

>>21901886
>casually talking in ebonics
Go back to redd't nigger

>> No.21901989

>VIX +4%

uhhm excuuuuuussee me?

>> No.21902026
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21902026

>another ATH
bears are not allowed to cum

>> No.21902035

>>21901733
So I’m sick of google with their forced advertisements. When do I short these motherfuckers?

>> No.21902044

>>21901805
i unironically believe someone is out to make those 3 known tesla short crybabies to end themselves

>> No.21902050

>>21901959
Many possibilities that could tank it
>Interest rates to 10%
>We don't care about stocks we're selling back everything we bought to pump it
>Blm
>Deflation target of 20% per year
>We decided to impose a 50% tax on all market moves

>> No.21902054
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21902054

>wildly, aggressively green day
>VIX spiking
>JPow tomorrow
Get your cash ready, there's gonna be a dip

>> No.21902061

>>21901989
There is no trust in this rally. Look at put options volume for QQQ and SPY.

>> No.21902078

>>21902044
I know TSLA is a bubble but damn those annoying af pretentious short sellers deserve it

>> No.21902083

Should I sell my NVDA now to dump into FNGU / TQQQ for tomorrow's dip?

>> No.21902087

Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor.

>> No.21902113
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21902113

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.21902126

>>21902087
N

>> No.21902138

>>21902054
Sold the top of TSLA today, I really hope it dips to at least $2000 tomorrow.

>> No.21902141

>>21902087
You loot we shoot, if you want a race war remember who owns all the guns

>> No.21902147

>>21902054
im watching the power hour pump very carefully to decide when to exit my AAPL and TSLA, it's too spooky to hodl right now the possibility of a dip is just too high to ignore

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>>21902113

>> No.21902154

>>21901982

Just get back to 7 and I'm out with a small profit.

>> No.21902163

>>21902113
give me a high yield dividend under 10$ to fit spare cash into for when I don't have an options play to make

>> No.21902174

>>21902050
list of things with 0% chance of happening

>> No.21902177

>>21902113
a friend that scams and robs you off of wealth.
stop shilling dividend scams already

>> No.21902186

>>21902087
Why? What makes her so special?

>> No.21902189

>>21901733
My phones on 12% and im in the office with no charger. How am I supposed to survive the day without shitposting with you frens

>> No.21902199

Any thoughts on HYSR?

>> No.21902202

>>21901780
>>21901818
How long of a hold do you think?

>> No.21902208
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>>21902147
just dca

>> No.21902212

>>21902163
Literally any REIT

>> No.21902224
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>>21902087
Based

>> No.21902260
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>>21902087
Give them a medal for doing their job

>> No.21902279

>>21902083
Well, I went with my gut and sold it. Added another $1600 to my buying power. Not a big amount but if there is any sizeable dip tomorrow at least I will be able to take action. I wanted to get out of my single stocks and 100% leveraged ETFs anyway, at least on my RH account.

>> No.21902293

>>21902087

>Nigger dead.
Nothing of value was lost anon

>> No.21902296

>>21902189
rip

>> No.21902301

>>21902279
Good plan

>> No.21902307

What is FAGMANN? Im still an amateur.

>> No.21902323

>>21901810
unironically buying more XOM.

>> No.21902324

Google it...

>> No.21902338

>>21902202
Hurricane season to get as much as possible out of it.

Sometimes its weeks before the total destruction tally is added up.

By that time another Hurricane is about to wreck somewhere else.

>> No.21902339

>>21902307
Elon Musk

>> No.21902341

How red is tomorrow gonna be?

>> No.21902344

>Buy 1 UVXY call
Welp, I'm all hedged whew

>> No.21902345

>>21902307
the big gay tech companies, facebook apples google etc, figure it out yourself or google it

>> No.21902349

>>21902307
Facebook
Apple
Google
Microsoft
Amazon
Netflix
Nvidia?

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>>21902341
Hope you sold today's top...

>> No.21902374

>>21902323
>>21901677
The fact that Exxon Mobil was kicked out of the Dow plus the hurricane scare is bringing the whole sector down. Just buy in Canada and watch it grow next week. Covid cases are down, air flights are trending up, inventories this week were better than expected. Oil should be going up right now. Just avoid Gulf and XOM and the market will revalue The rest quickly

>> No.21902379

>>21902345
thank you, i kinda guessed that but wasnt sure

>> No.21902386

>>21902113
except xom, hii, pfe, and so on

>> No.21902390

>>21902307
Facebook
Amazon
Google
Microsoft
Apple
Netflix (this ends the traditional FAANG + microsoft)
Nvidia

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>>21902341
don't worry about it

>> No.21902400

>>21902353
I don't sell. Selling admits defeat.

>> No.21902408

>>21902087
based

>> No.21902414
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>>21902054
>>21902138
>>21902147
https://www.valuewalk.com/2020/08/shorting-tesla-largest-bubble/

>> No.21902421
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21902421

had a good day today but i'm thinking TQQQ is gonna dip tomorrow. but if i sell now that's gonna count as a day trade.

i really need $25K so I can do unlimited day trades

>> No.21902423

>>21902349
I still can't believe I held onto nvdia for a bit shy of a decade but sold during the panic 3 months ago

>> No.21902427

>>21902307
fucking
anal
goal
mah
niggah

>> No.21902441

>>21901982
Culp in his favor had done a damn nice job before the virus. Hell the stock had doubled under his watch before the virus hit. So you can't really blame him now when the whole sector (aviation) is in the shit.

>> No.21902450

>>21902296
10% :^( and I have a big meeting coming up that I was going to not pay attention during. I guess I'll see you tomorrow fellers I barely have enough battery to survive power hour. Tell dingbro I said hello for me

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>>21902341
Powell is talking. The recent times I've seen him talk live it tanks anywhere from 200-400+ points.

He was the worst anime betrayal of all time desu

>> No.21902469
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21902469

Before the market closes how can I short news agencies. Since they may end up being sued by Sandman 2.0?

>> No.21902472

>>21902307
Tim Cook

>> No.21902474

>>21902374
XOM was usually seen as long oil and with them shitting the bed not too sure. made better gains with HAL compared to any other oil play.

>> No.21902488
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21902488

BABA
300$ EOW
500$ EOY

>> No.21902492
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21902492

Should I accumulate more TSM tomorrow?

>> No.21902517
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>>21902087
It's gonna be hard especially the white cops, they're a bunch of narcissists.

>> No.21902522

>>21902141
>being the ‘we own all the guns’ meme guy

>> No.21902548

>tfw we parabolic now
Load up SQQQ, bros. This one is gonna be wild.

>> No.21902583
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21902583

alright, liquidated all of my TSLA and AAPL. you're free to crash the market now, boys. made around 3 grand out of the mess in about a week, can't complain. dump it hard for me JPow baby.

>> No.21902601

Hiroshima moot keeps making more boards for video games. Can we have a fucking containment board for all the shit coins and pajeets?

>> No.21902606
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21902606

Tell /smg/ a few hours ago to buy Impact Silver when it's +2%: >>21897041

"Buy Impact Silver. Literally the best and most highly-leveraged silver play there is, and it's down 30% from the peak. Downside risk is eliminated. Silver is soaring today. Get in now before it really moves. It's only up 2.5%. Q2 earnings report comes out today."

Get this reply:

"Shoo shoo pennyboi" >>21897146

Impact Silver is now +17% and growing. Still time to get in before the market closes.

>> No.21902609

Thinking I might wanna pull some money off the table for tomorrow.

>> No.21902635
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21902635

Any cheapies lads?

>> No.21902648

i'm a poorfag so here is my plan for the aapl and tsla split. will only have about 779 dollars. gonna get 1 share of tesla 2 shares of aapl. and maybe i'll get some NAIL. thoughts?

>> No.21902653

>>21902635
You had 6 months Anon...

>> No.21902654

im going to go ahead and give my hot take

MARKETS GREEN TOMORROW

>> No.21902664
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPPPPP EEEEEETTTTT

>> No.21902669

>>21902648
>>21902654
read >>21902414

>> No.21902674

I know it’s obvious but I never fully appreciated that DCA means you buy more during a dip and less during a pump, it’s so comfy

>> No.21902678

>>21902601
/biz/ is the OG containment board, tho. It was created so people stopped littering /g/ with shitcoin threads.

>> No.21902689

>>21902469
what did both sides expect? Reminds me of the /k/ fags during trayboon.

>> No.21902697
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21902697

I really need to pull some of these off the table

>> No.21902699

>>21902654
nasdaq is green 95% of the time now so not a bold prediction.

>> No.21902729

>>21902163
not sure i'd chase high yields, thats a recipe for losing money. if you need something, look into IRM, but its risky.

>>21902177
lol how are dividends a scam. they don't scam you from wealth. my dividends from all my companies have increased my investments

>>21902386
neither XOM nor PFE have cut their dividends, they just got dropped from the DOW and replaced. Also, DYOR and find quality companies

>> No.21902738
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21902738

>RKT

>> No.21902746
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21902746

Dear whoever told me not to buy LI yesterday.

Fuck you. Fuck your family. Fuck everything you care about

>> No.21902754

Should I sell my SPY calls now in anticipation of a dump for Powell's speech tomorrow?

>> No.21902767

>>21902689
Apparently some guys bum rushed the kid and the kid was on a mission running away to the cops being chased by Antifa
found vid related
https://streamable.com/dnero4

>> No.21902780

Bought some Dell calls as I'm bullish on earnings, but I'm already up 50%. But I also sold my TSM calls yesterday for almost break-even and it mooned today and I woulda made triple. Stop making me FOMO.

>> No.21902787

>>21902738
Is the Amazon of nothing remotely related to amazon not doing well?

>> No.21902800

>>21902697
Teach me. Let me copy your calls.

>> No.21902805

>>21902606
Shoo shoo pennyboi

>> No.21902807

>>21902697
what happens when you let a positive call expire? Like if you have a $500 call and the stock goes above $500 and stay there until the call expires. I know if it's below the call price it just evaporates

>> No.21902814

Will PLUG continue to grow?

>> No.21902819

If I had any sort of balls whatsoever I could’ve made 10 grand on Facebook today on two different occasions. Lesson learned.

>> No.21902825
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21902825

THE GOLDEN DOOM BULL HAS COMMENCED GENTLEMEN

>> No.21902826

>>21902807
You get assigned the shares.
If you don't have the money for the shares you end up selling the shares automatically.

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21902829

Gentlemen. I just made $6.97 daytrading KODK.

>> No.21902830

>nasdaq breaking to new highs with only 8 mins left to go

wtf?

>> No.21902833

>>21902163
ET

>> No.21902835
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21902835

based leverage

>> No.21902846

>>21902819
sorry you were castrated anon

>> No.21902855
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21902855

>>21902830
NEW
PARADIGM

>> No.21902863

I'm holding TQQQ don't even give a fuck.

>> No.21902867

>>21902307

FAANG, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google.

FAGMANN is just some version of FAANG.

>> No.21902873

>>21902829
That's more than a lot of retards that tried so congratulations anon.

>> No.21902889

>>21902174
Believe what you want but I stand to lose more than what I stand to gain by holding into tomorrow. I'd rather hedge by going into cash than to hold for a few more dollars.

>> No.21902895

>>21902846

I’ll get over it has my finger on the trigger both times and just didn’t jump in. Despite talking shit to people here every day. Truly sobering. Apparently I was the faggot all along

>> No.21902899

>>21902800
Buy leap tech calls. Rinse and repeat.

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21902900

see ya bright and early tomorrow fellas.

>> No.21902910

Just saw the new COD trailer and I'm long on TTWO might just go all in on the next dip

>> No.21902918

>>21902787
Are you trying to sound smart with that comment? Speak properly boy.

>> No.21902931

what time is jp speaking tomorrow morning?

>> No.21902935

Are you guys sure you wanna test Jerome tomorrow? He's going to be busy talking and won't be at the printer for a couple of hours.

>> No.21902942

Bought Amazon at 3285 yesterday. Hole hell am I comfy.

>> No.21902945

>>21902931
30 min before the market opens.

>> No.21902946

>>21902669
i know we're in a bubble but what would you rather rdo waste thousands hoping that the market will crash soon getting margin called or make profits from the bubble then shorting at the top

>> No.21902957

>>21902931
Before market, I think 30 mins before

>> No.21902959

>>21902457
>The recent times I've seen him talk live it tanks anywhere from 200-400+ points.
This is why I closed my positions. The amount he can pump stocks is no where near as high as the risk of him dumping my stocks and options into oblivion.

>> No.21902963

>>21902805

What are you going to say when the stock goes over a dollar soon? It's now +18%, and 0.92 CAD. >>21902606

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ndx going absolutely crazy, vertical rise and mad buying! ;) metals high volatility continues, yield unchanged. tsla up again with nasdaq losing touch with reality!

>> No.21902971

Can we just get rid of all the dumb boomer companies and replace them with more tech?

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I now challenge /SMG/ to the IRON HANDS challenge
its simple, tomorrow you will
- have no stop loss
-not look at your account all day
-not look at j powells speech

>> No.21902999

MMMM tasty MICT gains for days now.

>> No.21903003
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Today I sold tech and became a man.
Look at my big balls faggots

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>>21901733

I accept my fate and gonna hodl XOM forever.

Even tho this bags are getting heavy af

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Why did the market pause?

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>>21902977
no fuckin way

>> No.21903015

>>21902977
That would be dumb, market should never be trusted.

>> No.21903016

>>21902971

Boomers are the reason tech is soaring not little dick AirPods in softboi zoomers

>> No.21903021

>>21902945
How long is be gonna talk?

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Hoping for a green crab tomorrow for that sweet theta

>> No.21903028

>>21902963
Anything under 5 bucks is still considered to be penny level bullshit. Congrats on making a successful play, but theres no reason to gamble on silly penny nonsense that could tits up any second when tech blue chips are doing so well. The extra 5% isn't worth it and there's a containment thread for penny gamblers for you to post that in and get all the appreciation that you so desire

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>he sold off his TQQQ last week

>> No.21903055

>>21903021
No one knows, not even Jerome.

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>>21903034

>> No.21903069

>>21903021
Long enough to make it a shitty day desu

>> No.21903082

>>21903009
I'm taking these XOM bags to the grave.

>> No.21903083

I sold all my SOXL at $264 for tomorrow's Jpow dump.

>> No.21903084

go up faster apple I'm counting on you to not make me feel bad while watching my tqqq and fngu zoom up

>> No.21903109

>TSLA +6%
>AAPL +1%
>TSM +2%
>SWBI +15%

>> No.21903118

>>21903003
I hate money: the portfolio

>> No.21903124

>made over 3k on 30k in less than a week

thanks TSLA thanks AAPL, gonna get drunk tonight to celebrate, can't wait to watch the markets tomorrow while sitting in cash, hungover probably. gonna be fun watching all of the pink wojak posters, hoping for some good cheapies it's not like i want to stay out of these stocks for long, they've been so good to me. just wish i listened when everyone was talking about that rapper who crashes the market every time he releases a new mixtape or whatever so i could have sold the previous top too and then bought back in.

>> No.21903128

>>21903028
Tech bluechips are in a bubble except for tsm
Pennystock miners just need pms to stay around this level to be massively undervalued

>> No.21903133
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Well then lads, tomorrow anything can happen, I hope you're sitting on at least some cash in case we have a Powell Dump.

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>>21902635

SRNE.

>> No.21903144

TSLA will pump tommorow and friday to 2300 screenshot this check numbers

>> No.21903154

>>21903144
Checked

>> No.21903155

>>21902044
makes more sense than anything else

>> No.21903156

>>21903133
the better question is what the hell was with the power hour pump considering what tomorrow holds?

>> No.21903163

>>21902829
Enjoy big dinner tonight. You deserve it.

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$100k by next week I hope. Getting real pissed waching my $20K in cash settle while these stocks are mooning like crazy

>> No.21903180

>>21903156
Jerome loving niggers is priced in at this point

>> No.21903186

>>21903128
Except that they are just going to stay at that level, until they plummet to 0

>> No.21903191
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>>21903003
Man, did you miss all the talk about inflation and zero interest rates for at least two years? (yeah, right, just two years)

>> No.21903192

What do I buy tomorrow?

>> No.21903193

>>21903137

Shame about the face

>> No.21903196

You guys wouldn't trick me on $RKT would you???? ((

>> No.21903214

>buy TQQQ call for $37
>steady upwards growth
>kind of crabs at $11 profit
>up to $18
>goes up like 30 cents
>profit is now $30
>am now king of the penny boys

thank you leverage

>> No.21903216
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21903216

I wish my 401k and Roth IRA had leveraged shit damn

>> No.21903217

>>21903124
You can't time the market and you will fail trying. Better off dollar cost averaging mega cap tech that only goes up like AMZN, AAPL, NVDA, etc.

>> No.21903224
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21903224

I'm sitting on 10% cash which is the largest cash position I've had in a looooong time. Take this for what you will.

>> No.21903228

I’ve been stuck at $75,000 for months. I’ve been spending very little money too. I think it’s because 10% of my paycheck goes to my employee stock purchase plan and I max out my 401(k)/Roth IRA. My take home is only $1,100.

>> No.21903229
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>>21903082

i hope arabs dont go full retard again and dump all of their storage in the market like literally letting oil go below 0.

Absolute fking mudslime piece of shits, i hope iran nukes their existence out of oblivion

i feel you bro , we are in this together.

once the economy is back on track end of next year oil should get around 80 to 100$ ish

in the next cycle oil should be pushing towards 200 to 300$ thats because inflation and shortage in supply will make a bigger and bigger getting leak between supply and demand.

Also asia and em. markets will keep demand levels up in the coming decades.

Techfags think they unstoppable, you know what? Nokia thought the same.

wait until there is no innovation and market saturation in tech , then we'll switch back to old economy and boomer dividend stonks

>> No.21903232
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21903232

hold TSLA till the split or doomp it now?

>> No.21903239

>>21903216

Just all into growth and foreign stocks if you’re under 30

>> No.21903248

>/smg/ overwhelmingly bearish about tomorrow
Blood green guaranteed

>> No.21903265

>>21903248
>he doesn't know jpow is talking tomorrow

>> No.21903282
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21903282

great day for me frens

>> No.21903287

>>21903239
My investments are 25/25 russia/china and the rest in tech, i fully expect to make it in 10-15 years without doing anything. With wheels i hardly need to work, also

>> No.21903303

TSLA bears on suicide watch

>> No.21903307
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>>21903248
>he Doesn't know who Powell is

Ngmi

>> No.21903309

>>21903265
I hope he doesn't mention the blacks, the market drops every time he does.

>> No.21903318

>>21903248
i've had the mentality of just hodling before through global news shit and been burned, not doing that again. i'll be buying back in lower though don't worry about it.

>> No.21903319

>>21903248
HORSE to 30

>> No.21903331

>>21903309
I think the markets have gone from nigger panic to nigger fatigue to now nigger apathy

>> No.21903336

WHERE THE FUCK IS DING BRO

>> No.21903339

>>21903228
I know your employers aren’t contribution matching 10%. Reduce that shit to exactly the maximum they match. You can do better than meme mutual funds with 5% annual returns.

Also you can use the CARES act to pull up to 100k out of your 401(k) without paying the pre-retirement withdrawal penalty.

>> No.21903341

>>21902087
nigger

>> No.21903347
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>>21903248
Powell was born with the special ability to dump markets, no matter the circumstances. It can be observed real time, as he speaks on camera, the market dumps. He shuts the fuck up and they shop rioting niggers getting shot, it pumps again.

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21903352

>>21903239
>Foreign
I was at 30% international and it's been shit for like 10 years.
Moved most of it into large cap growth since the tech funds aren't readily available desu

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21903354

I sold my FNGU and TQQQ near the bottom of the dip today....Feels bad but I was up like 20% on each so at least I secured my gains. I do think shit will dip when JPOW talks tomorrow but I'm buying back in either way to ride the TSLA train.

Anyone else sell today?

>> No.21903358

>>21903232
ask yourself the growth this year
and check previous apple stock splits how they went

>> No.21903364

DING BRO, WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED YOU

>> No.21903365

>>21903265
Only if he's talking about niggers, which with the recent shootings from the cops and from Kyle "add em' to the pile" Rittenhouse, has at least a 50% chance of happening, unfortunately.

>> No.21903368

>>21903239
Foreign has less growth than US, yet far more risk.

>> No.21903378
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>>21903229
Tech is fine, just don't see the hype on making 5-10% gains on their entire life savings.

But I'm happy they're happy desu

Big boys know Oil is an easy 50%+ return long hold

>> No.21903379

>>21902889
if you miss out the top 3 days of the market in a year, you lose to the market by 30-40%. That's why trying to time it, waiting out and holding cash is so terrible

>> No.21903384

>Flatex blocks me from buying UVXY
wtf?

>> No.21903389

BABA bros how high we climbing?

>> No.21903397
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21903397

AMD+NVDA being over half my portfolio hurt me today

>> No.21903403
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21903403

>"You see I've been the Fed chairman for quite a while."
>"Smacks lips black lives matter."
>"Back on subject, they say inflation is too high but I just don't see it."
>"Take this little anecdote I have here, now gather around."
>"10 years ago I went to the grocery store with my wife."
>"Bag of potato chips, $1.99"
>"They are some tasty sum of bitches I tell ya hwat"
>"Now just last week my wife dragged me to the grocery store again and you wouldn't believe what I saw."
>"Them tasty chips were still $1.99"
>"So I've decided to hike interest rates to 10% and target inflation of 50% a year"
>"Those chips deserve more, $1.99 for a whole bag of chips"
>"You would have thought they'd be $19.99 for how good they are"
>*Cracks open a bag of lays potato chips, munches on one chip*
>"Well git conference is over! Let me enjoy my chips in solitutde"
>"Mmm they some tasty chips I tell ya hwat"

>> No.21903405

>>21903379
This. Buy+hold is the proven winning strategy for 99.99% of people

>> No.21903409

>>21903216
>m1 finance you can put tqqq in your roth.

>> No.21903411
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>>21903248
Its about 50/50, any dip will come right back by next week unless he does some retarded shit like raise interest rates. 1 red day does not mean we're entering a bear market. As long as you don't have 0DTE options you're fine

>> No.21903418

>>21903336
Waiting for a new thread?

>> No.21903430
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21903430

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.21903443

>>21903397
aye, my SOXL portion has been lackluster the last few months compared to other tech, ill just continue to hold though

>> No.21903455

I’m so glad I stopped listening to others when it comes to trading. I used to take everyone’s shitty advice here, because I really believed people were making money day/swing trading and not just gambling addicts.

Well after I lost a few grand I bought 700 shares of NIO at 7.59, then 300 more at 6.75 after doing my own research. I even came to these threads and told you. But people were too busy sucking each other’s dicks over WKHS because “MUH MURRICAN STOCKS NEVER GOIN DOWN”.

Fuck you all (except the few smart ones). You’re all a bunch of gambling addicted morons shilling the next bankrupted meme stock that’s about to tank into the deep core of Earth then come on here and say “HaHa hope you got out in time! I did! :))” knowing damn well you’ll be eating ramen for the next month because your holding bags heavier than Kris Kringle’s jolly red ballsack. Peace bitches.

>> No.21903463
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21903463

>>21903430
This is it... we didnt listen

>> No.21903468

>>21903403
Bullish

>> No.21903485

>>21903137
what race is this

>> No.21903501

>>21903368
I used it so that I wasn't all in us market and that if US was down it wouldn't be correlated. But what actually happened was if US was down, my international funds were down more and took slower to recover.

>> No.21903504

>>21903430
schwab showing $307 AH...

>> No.21903521
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21903521

>>21903430
>mfw didn't sell

>> No.21903525

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
SALESFORCE JUST ADDED HOW MANY BILLIONS TO THEIR MARKET CAP???

>>21903430
Yeah
Why the fuck do I only have 3 shares of FB.

>> No.21903552

>>21903521
>Knew a guy that told me I shouldn't buy Facebook back during the IPO
I could kill that faggot.

>> No.21903574

>>21903552
Didn’t it crash way down at the IPO?

>> No.21903579
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21903579

Should have never doubted Musk. Sold my Tesla before the crash at $850 and pat myself on the back for being smart and never bought back in

>> No.21903594
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21903594

I am dissatisfied with today. SPY is catching up to the I took on it last week. Lost to it completely today with a green side of flat finish.

>> No.21903596

>>21903409
I'm already in vanguard. I also would transfer but I won't be eligible for Roth IRA next year. I also have to deal with my rollover IRA before considering doing a backdoor Roth.

>> No.21903597

>>21903455
Nio was always legit but it’s about time now to re-enter the Horse.

>> No.21903602

>tfw sold FB calls when it hit 303

oh well still made money I guess

>> No.21903618

>up 6 dollary-doos because of TQQQ
Is this what winning feels like?

>> No.21903631
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21903631

>up 168% on NIO
i might make it.

>> No.21903656

there's actually people actually who sold lmao

>> No.21903659

>>21903579
>tried to buy yesterday at $2005
>wouldn't let me buy
>jumped 6.5% today
fuck you td ameritrade

>> No.21903670

>>21903574
Yeah but it doubled within the next year or two if I remember correctly.

>> No.21903678

>>21903379
>if you do the opposite of timing it, you get bad results
>this proves that timing it doesn't work
ok kid

>> No.21903691

made $70 and up 5.4% today. feels good

>> No.21903695

>>21903659
my limit buy is 2006, don't know if I should raise it or not

>> No.21903697
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21903697

Who else /didn’tsell/? Bring it on Jerome

>> No.21903713

>>21903501
Yes, exactly. It's literally always been like that. You want risk with an actual chance of a payout, and decorrelation from US economy? Go pennystocks (protip: don't do that).

>> No.21903719

>>21903631
bro i bought NIO at $3.20

I sold at $6.80

The pain i feel is awful every time I see it go up +10%.

>> No.21903723

>>21903697
I sold my FNGU and TQQQ and I'm betting both will sink either before open tomorrow or during JPOWs speech. I'll buy back in but damn these after hours gains are killin me

>> No.21903740
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21903740

would you let Elon shove this up your butthole for one (1) share of SpaceX

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21903745

so is $17.50 the new support for WKHS? really surprised it crabbed there for basically the entire day. if it stays there tomorrow it could be interesting
also when is the USPS contract announcement? early or late september?

>> No.21903749
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21903749

stocks, options, or CFD?

>> No.21903767

>>21903740
would let him do it for free tbqh

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21903792

>tfw avg cost per share of UPRO loaded in May and June is $40.13
>tfw went in fully intending to hold at a minimum 2 years

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>> No.21903828
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>>21903749
Stocks= hold and eventually make it

Options= make it or bust in less than a month

Anything else is irrelevant desu

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21903830

should i just cut my loses or holdout in the hope that apple pumps tomorrow?

>> No.21903834

>>21903740
how deep

>> No.21903849

>>21903830
Do not sell.

>> No.21903854

>>21901912
Think RKT announcing earnings on September 2nd will redeem it?

>> No.21903882

>>21903827
Plug gang RISE UP

>> No.21903889

>>21903670
ask yourself: would you have really held through all of that? honestly? hindsight is 20/20 don't be a little bitch about it acting tough with no reasoning.

>> No.21903901

>>21903828
You can combine stategies. Spreads + calls to profit on green or grab days or bluechip stocks + selling leap calls to multiply your gains

>> No.21903918

What the fuck happend to ktov? Ehy is it +750%? Jesus fucking christ

>> No.21903920
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21903920

>>21903430
Well yeah. +8% on no news in late stage bull rush. Of course it's going to give away a chunk of that.

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>>21903830
>apple pumping tomorrow
>when it's already been on a crazy long run already
>when JPow is gonna crash the markets with no survivors and HFT's are gonna create a bloodbath scanning headlines

kek you should totally hold bro :^)

>> No.21903926

>>21903834
to the rear fins

>> No.21903931
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21903931

>>21903830
I don't see why Apple is pumping on no news, but i would hold desu

There's always retards buying at ATH on no news.

If a $500 loss stings that much, you shouldn't be doing options desu

>> No.21903950

whenever I see someone here with a huge percent of their portfolio in some big number stock like TSLA or AMZN I always assume they could only afford one share, and that giant chunk of their portfolio is a single AMZN share

>> No.21903952

>>21903224
And how levered are your other positions?

>> No.21903963
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21903963

>>21903723
You done goofed

>> No.21903971

>>21903918
Reverse split

>> No.21903973

>>21903740
if you remove the fins at the tip yes

>> No.21903979

Fucked up my stop loss and sold out of Tesla at 2140. Hoping hard as hell we have another flash crash to hop back in

>> No.21903982
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>>21903901
Definitely aware. Those strategies are pretty much out the window right now though.

Unless your luck skill is maxed out, it's still risky.

>> No.21903994

>>21903828
that pic is heckin' cute is it from an animu?

>> No.21904002

If you didn’t buy puts for LCi earnings you just missed easy money

>> No.21904026

>>21903889
Calm down, Jesus. I didn't even have a portfolio when FB IPO'd.

>> No.21904046

>>21903971
So is KTOV still shit? Lets say i had 100 at 0,7. Would i have 100 at 4,37 after reverse split?

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21904052

>>21903224
I'm leaning in this direction as well. Was 20% cash going in to Monday. Denny broke resistance so I used 10% for a buy there. Hopefully that wasn't a fake out. I'm looking for it to use said resistance as support now. Some other things in my portfolio are looking questionable here as well.

>> No.21904072

>>21903828
Bad take. Options are just leverage. You can use it to gamble, but that's all on you. Otherwise you can use it intelligently and actually make it without waiting 100 years to gain 10%.

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21904098

>>21903973
the elonerons are not optional

>> No.21904099

>>21903723
I'm waiting for my indicator but I'm pretty fucking sure it'll hit the sell signal. Then I'll sell everything at open.
Second leg down HERE WE GO

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21904101

Are they joking with this yield? They're seriously saying they're going to pay out at this rate when stuff recovers?

>> No.21904113

What is jerome gonna talk about?

>> No.21904127

>>21904046
I don't know the split rate, but let's say it was 10. If you had 100 shares @ 4,37 you'd have 10 shares at 43,7 now

>> No.21904147

>>21903963
Yeah I'm missing out on some decent gains AH. Hoping things dump a bit overnight but either way I'll probably be buying more tomorrow

What time is JPOW talking tomorrow?

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21904153

Bros, what should ten year yields do in anticipation of “oh shit powell just doubled down on pumping inflation”???

That means they’re going to buy more bonds, so the yield should go down, right? UNLESS the QE is seen as supporting risk sentiment?

>>21903994
I posted it last night, it’s from an upcoming eroge with a component where you manage prostitutes.

It might be the first eroge I play that isn’t Katawa Shoujo.

>> No.21904160

>>21904101
The yield is calculated on the basis of current price, it's the payout that doesn't change much, not the yield. Price halves overnight? Payout ratio looks doubled but it's just on the basis of cost.
This is the only way to make good money with dividends: buy when return on cost is very high from stock value crash (20%+). Still, growth stocks are better until you can find KO yielding on cost upward of 50%.

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21904194

>>21904113
>INFLATION GOOD

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21904221

>>21904072
This anon closes

>> No.21904223

NIO WHY ARE YOU DUMPING AFTER HOURS WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.21904226
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21904226

What's going on with FB?

>> No.21904230

>>21904113
poop
>>21904147
poop o clock

>> No.21904264

wow so all i had to do was just buy TQQQ and im already up over 5% after a couple days

>> No.21904291

>>21904147
30 minutes before open. If it dumps, I’m buying that sweet dip

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>>21903901
wish anons would talk more about their strategies here and how well it has been working for them. doesn't even have to be very complicated. but i find trading strategies and why they work in theory combined with risk management theory to be fascinating. i focus on keeping it simple even though it can be difficult.

the main strat im working on now is simply buying the dips on a watchlist of tech and semi companies i like. the criteria is that they have to be great companies that i believe will continue to make new ATH's, so any price you buy it will eventually be profitable. i want to start buying some on red days with enough gas in the tank to keep buying more as they go down, eventually selling them as they go up.

simple, but the difficult part is: how many times do you split up your money? (a.k.a. how many times can you buy before you're out of money and can't buy any more and just have to wait) at what levels should you buy? (some multiple of the ATR on the daily? some whole dollar value [i.e. say you buy some AMD every 2 dollars it drops]? standard deviation channel values on some chosen time frame?) what are the qualifications under which each company is considered to still be believed to make new ATH's or not? (instead of a stop loss this is ultimately where you'd cut your losses) and finally, at what value do you sell? (some % gain? do you scale out at different points or hold for one large sell at a certain profit above the average? etc)

i find this stuff fascinating but yet no one wants to discuss this shit, feels bad man. if anyone wants to critique or throw in their 2c on this strat im working on feel free. im also really interested in the wheel although im not sure if options are gonna be any better than just scaling in and potentially then scaling out of solid tech and semi stocks.

>> No.21904298

>>21904223
The yellow jew

>> No.21904304

>he unironically thinks you can't make money off of options
Not everyone who buys options goes all in or makes risky plays. Yeah holding shares is probably safer but it's slow. Slow boomers can't compete in this lighting fast zoomer market.

>> No.21904311

https://www.twitch.tv/nikume

>> No.21904348

>>21904147
>AH

bitch, pre/post-market doesn't matter. just because it goes up some on low volume AH doesn't mean it still won't dump at some point tomorrow. idk if you've been through these sorts of news cycles before but don't be surprised if all of a sudden there's a giant fucking candle in one direction of the other (probably big red dildo though) on high volume in 1 fucking minute. those are HFT algos scanning the headlines. it'll just fucking go hard in one direction extremely fast, even if the rest of the day was relatively normal. you'll see.

>> No.21904352

>>21904311
thanks, just wasted 6 seconds of my life. take a shower and stop smoking weed if thats you you disgusting fatass

>> No.21904371

>>21902767
Everyone involved seems stupid here.
>Bumrushing a guy with a gun who's walking away
>Bringing a gun to a riot
What'd you think was gonna happen

>> No.21904388

>>21903175
Is that before or after Quarterly taxes?

>> No.21904425

>>21902126
-egative interest rates

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>>21902767

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21904437

Rolling for market crash

>> No.21904450

didnt sell my tesla buys today, lets see if im a retard or not

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>>21902767
He fucked around and found out.

>> No.21904467

This market is retarded

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>>21902767
Pronouns was/were

>> No.21904498

>>21904371
he was protecting is property though... And after he shot a protestor with a molotov on his property he ran to the police

>> No.21904499

>>21904437
rolling for it to crash only for you

>> No.21904507

>>21904311
Why did he do that?

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>>21904153
>not playing the best erogame ever

Is alicesoft part of Bili bili?

>> No.21904517

>>21904153
Why the fuck would someone buy bonds if inflation goes up further?
Do you like losing value anon?

>> No.21904533

>>21902835
Nice job making $30 anon

>> No.21904542
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21904542

>first investment this monday
>first two days without movement
>"this shit is boring as fuck"
>up 7 % today
>start feeling queasy
is this normal even when green?

>> No.21904543

>>21904499
sheeet

>> No.21904579

>>21902374
>>21902474
Is XOM well and truly fucked then? I'm done 20% on them hoping that theyll come back.

>> No.21904584

>>21904499
good thing i liquidated all of my positions lmao what were you in >>21904437 ?

>> No.21904593

>>21904101
jesus that's broken

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>>21904542
Yes. By the way, it's for you

>> No.21904618

>>21904542
You're really late to the party, but just hold through tomorrow and you should be fine, stocks only go up buddy
by the way, what did you invest in?

>> No.21904640

>>21904542
just wait for the jerome dump tomorrow :^)

>> No.21904643

>>21904512
>Bili bili?
I bought

>> No.21904663

>>21904584
Hyperinflation and rising stockprises incoming

>> No.21904665

>>21904542

You get use to it. Eventually you don’t feel anything in the market or out of the market.

>> No.21904676

>>21904533
Thank you, anon. I know it isn't much but it's still more than I had before.

>> No.21904678

>no Baker
>No ding bro
Are they off doing hookers and blow after all this green?

>> No.21904692

>>21904101
all in

>> No.21904707

>>21904665
>Eventually you don’t feel anything in the market or out of the market.
that means you're not putting enough at stake and you're doing it wrong
you can't get your high from stocks like that

>> No.21904709

>>21904153
so the name of it is just DohnaDohna, then?

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>>21904542
first one is always free, watch out below!

>> No.21904714

>>21904579
XOM isn't as profitable as other oil companies. There are a few companies that cut dividends, which in my eyes, shows that they care about the company instead of pleasuing muh shareholders with muh dividends

>> No.21904722

>>21904489
kek

>> No.21904745

>>21904584
>liquidated all of my positions
Dollar dumping confirmed then.

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>>21904663
Shit nigger, then we are going down together

>> No.21904750

im done baking, dumbasses

>>21904744
>>21904744
>>21904744

>> No.21904796

>>21904498
clearly protecting your own property is racist, anon, this is 2020

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>>21904618
TSLA
>>21904665
Fuck I hope so. The only other times I remember feeling like this are on long winning streaks in video games or top marks in school, where after the feeling would go away... until the next streak.

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>>21904584
Still long. AAPL, AMZN, BABA, TSM, GDXJ, SILJ and 30% cash euro

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>>21904714
i have no idea how oil companies work but this one for some reason pumped out returns similar to TQQQ/SOXL until recently.

i thought ovintiv was going to go bankrupt so i overlooked it entirely

>> No.21904883

>>21904826
where after breaking said streaks

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>>21904293
Same. Doesn't look like most people have a strategy beyond begging for stock picks.
My strategy for this market at least for now is to just follow the meme lines. If it looks cheap i sell a 1-3 spread and buy a call and sell the call when it looks expensive. Spreads are weeklies so every week they expire and free up cash, or close them early to redeploy the money into something that became cheap.
I have about 100k in AMZN and JPM spreads right now and they should net about 30k by next friday even if J Pow turns chinese by morning

Whats your goals anon? I'm trying to become a millionaire within 2 years

>> No.21904991

>>21904462
kek, i still have this shitty game

>> No.21905206

26k NAIL
4k Horse
Just going to hodl, not too worried.

>> No.21905210

>>21905147

>>21905147

>>21905147

New thread with title

>> No.21905323

>>21901805
>Somebody please explain tesla's valuation.
No.