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>> No.21895549

>>21895524
>exclusive
IT'S NOT THE SAME SLIDES BROS

>> No.21895598

by session they mean 'sesh', which means they're just gonna chill and smoke weed for a while look it up on urban dictionary

>> No.21895631

>>21895598
1000 EOY BLAZE IT FAGGOT

>> No.21895678

>>21895549
am i a delusional faggot for actually thinking that "exclusive keynote" could actually mean something more than a nothingburger?

i mean.. this is chainlinks largest event to date. they organized and funded the entire thing.. if there were ever a time to publicly announce something at an event.. it would be this right?

>> No.21895681

>>21895524
Genesis Block Signing Sessions. It doesn't take long

>> No.21895728

>>21895549
It's exclusive, as in it excludes new slides.

>> No.21895746

>>21895678
You aren’t a delusional faggot. You are going to be very rich, very soon. I can’t say much but I will say this:

Genesis Block

>> No.21895766
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>>21895678
The have exclusive keynote written for a lot of the keynotes like Aaron Wrights and Ari Juels talks for example

>> No.21895797

>>21895766
Scratch what i said about Ari i thought his was the same until i checked, his is just a normal keynote sentence. Alex Mashinsky has the same sentence though

>> No.21895800

>>21895728
There's gonna be two new slides; a McDonald's integration and a picture of a steak

>> No.21895814
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21895814

>>21895728
kek

>> No.21895831

>>21895678
it's not gonna be the same slide for sure
everything else is speculation
same slides meme is literally because they have to explain the same things over and over to different people at different events
and some don't even really know what a smart contract is or an oracle
here it's different it's an event with the focus on defi and chainlink
if he gonna announce something or just make a final ending conclusion on the event or maybe what is coming up for chainlink and the defi space
i can't really tell

>> No.21895870
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>>21895728
It's ogre...

>> No.21895875
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>>21895598

>> No.21895886
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21895886

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.21895894

>>21895524
He will do a contermporary art performances and livestream himself in the toilets saying "eat my poopoo linkmarines" then eject a big fart and begin to shit in the ballas while saying "700k! Want more!? Want more!?".

After that the token price will plummet to 50c (the price of a cup of coffee) as planned.

>> No.21895946
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21895946

>>21895678
Yes. That's because Sergey's keynote is not where the bombshells will drop, this is.

>> No.21895990

The week of Smartcon is a milestone that the chainlink team has been working toward since the beginning of this project.

My old college roommate interned with chainlink this summer, apparently Smartcon was their top goal for 2020 and they believed that the project would fail without it, “Smartcon or Bust” is what they’d say.
Sergey even had a plaid shirt printed with the slogan on it. My buddy‘s internship just ended but hes still in touch with his supervisor and congratulated him today. It wasn’t taken well.
Apparently the entire team was sent home after 20 minutes of work today, Sergey is pissed and locked himself in his office after shouting at everyone.
Apparently the expectation was 25 dollars the week before Smartcon but it couldn’t even crack its ATH.

If the price doesn’t concern you, the culture of that office and Sergey's erratic behavior should. I’m happy to say I sold at the top with this one.

>> No.21896014

>>21895990
kekekekekek

>> No.21896107
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>>21895728
Kek

>> No.21896122

>>21895990
Damn, just sold my entire 5k link stack after reading this

>> No.21896149

Where's the agenda times?

>> No.21896190

>>21896149
https://hopin.to/events/smart-contract-summit-0#schedule

>> No.21896206

>>21895524
>downgraded

Literally says "keynote" you sperg.

>> No.21896233

>>21895524
Fuck fuck fuck we are fuuuuuuucked

>> No.21896267

I'm so exciting I'm shaking. Bought 100 more linkies today on sale.

>> No.21896366

>>21895598
can confirm.
t. Smoking weed since 2017 to keep stress off while trading perpetual futures

>> No.21896407
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21896407

i am SHOOK

>> No.21896490

holy shit bros a decentralized summit just flew over my house

>> No.21896533
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21896533

>>21895946

>> No.21896550

>>21895990
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
SERGEY YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.21896594

>>21896533
Right after Ed's talk too. That presentation and Ari Juels as the final speech are the 2 I'm most excited for. I think Sergeys wont have an announcement and will come from these other ones.

>> No.21896598

When LINK pumps I'm selling it and putting everything in PNK until it corrects.

>> No.21897207

>>21896533
Reminder that Arbitrum's scalability cannot be decentralized or trustless until staking is live.

>> No.21897274

>>21895524
dump it

>> No.21897372

>>21897207
STAKING IN ARBITRUM MEANS STAKING ETH IN DA NODES FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do some reading anons

>> No.21897745

>>21897372
Staking as in the managers staking to get slashed? Yeah, but managers more or less have to be vetted parties to some extent anyway. The decentralization has to come primarily from verifiers, but you can't have an open oracle network for those without staking due to the participation problem - any node has an incentive to present itself as many, so you end up with Sirgay KYC nodes in carefully curated networks that are anything but decentralized and that nobody will seriously consider as a L2 solution.

>> No.21897788

SAME SLIDES
SAME SHIRT
SAME SPEECH

ALL HAIL BASED SERGEY

>> No.21897821

>>21897788
Check my 8's nigers

>> No.21897876

>>21897372
>>21897745
btfo brainlet

>> No.21897975

>>21895524
GOD FUCKING DAMN THAT FICKING SERGEY JESUS FUCKING FUCK.

HE HASN’T DONE SHIT IN 3 YEARS. HE WROTE THAT WHITE PAPER AND THEN HAS DINE FUCK ALL AFTER.

GOD FUCKING DAMN HIM FOR ROBBING ME OF MY FUTURE.

>> No.21898061

>>21895524
not only was sergey's speech downgraded to a session but chainlink was also downgraded to ERC-10 due to its association with neo nazis. this won't end well bros

>> No.21898089

>>21897788
Checked.
Imagine needing new slides because you didn't get it right first time.

>> No.21898123

Hes just going to go over the explosion of defi and chainlinks success. Shit is gonna suck and dump like crazy. Candles down to 7.9

>> No.21898174

>>21895678
You are delusional. Im an all in linky but this will be THE letdown of the decade.

>> No.21898180

>>21895746
sergey would never do some narcissistic shit like publicly sign the genesis block. get real

>> No.21898228

>>21897745
Agreed, but you are refering to Link's staking here, not the arbitrum one. Nodes will be multi-purposes, the same stake will be used throughought the arbitrum process. It is not the same thing as each tree junction staking a seperate amount

>> No.21898287

All you chainlink shills are bots

>> No.21898304

They had to free some time for Tim Apple and Elon Tesla.

>> No.21898315

>>21898174
How can it be a let down when we all expect to be let down?

>> No.21898321

The dump will be way more glorious than sibos. Smart con will really live up to its name. Get ready for $8

>> No.21898351

>>21898315
People don't, they're really getting worked up and missing a lot of the indicators as to what it's planned to be.

>> No.21898485

Honestly how many of you guys have listened to Sergey talk? He is very well spoken and genius level. He is going to be a legend.

>> No.21898511

Why isn't vitalik going to be there? What the fuck is his problem?

>> No.21898544

>>21898511
>>21898485
Clever bait but i see the glint.

>> No.21898706
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21898706

>>21896533
>>21898511
>Why isn't vitalik going to be there?
He is no longer needed. Pic related

>> No.21898887

>>21895524
Nothing burguer confirmed.
Also, when will link get to $360?
Where is the chart anon?

>> No.21898990

Literally shaking and sobbing right now. Hit my desk in rage and now my hand hurts too. Fucking hell this is a disaster.

>> No.21899214

Anyone know the times and timezone on fri/sat?

>> No.21899265

>>21899214
Kicks off at 8am EST

>> No.21899351
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>>21896190
>https://hopin.to/events/smart-contract-summit-0#schedule
spicy

>> No.21899941

will there be a stream?

>> No.21900100
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>>21895524
what did anon mean by this????????

>> No.21900395

>>21899941
it's literally a virtual conference you brainlet

>> No.21900533

>>21899941
another anon which is not getting his t shirt. rip

>> No.21900583
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21900583

OH LINKIEEEEES

>> No.21900734

>>21900533
I signed up but got no message about a t shirt :(

>> No.21900765

>>21900734
Only the first 300 registered Chads got the free t shirt email

>> No.21900768

>>21895990
My dad got me an internship at Nintendo (he works there), I can confirm also.

>> No.21900884

>>21895990
My Dad works at Nintendo and says this is 0/10 tier fud.

>> No.21901097
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21901097

>>21896490
that's bullshit but I believe it

>> No.21901344

>>21895728
lmao

>> No.21901376
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>>21895800
Are you an insider? I was leaked this from my boss who will be at the event

>> No.21901700

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/ LINK / |
/____________/ /|
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>> No.21901727

>>21901700
HOLY SHIT HOW DID ANON DO THAT

>> No.21901758

>>21901700
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>> No.21901763

>>21895990
Literally selling all my links now. Thanks for saving me and be sure to buy your friend a cup of coffee for me nigga. So I should probably get some xrp now right?

>> No.21901861

>>21901758
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>> No.21901871

>>21898061
Fuck fuck fuck did you say neo-nazis? I just dumped. Need to buy back now

>> No.21902164

>>21895524
>just dumped another 700k. Thanks for coming to my session.

>> No.21902815

Hahhahahahah holy fuck how big is the red candle going to be? $7? $5?

>> No.21903280

>>21896490
This is why I come here.

>> No.21903290

>>21895524
this is worse than the erc-10 downgrade.

>> No.21903573

>>21897207
>>21897372
I've never heard of Arbitrum before, what is it?

>> No.21903679
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>> No.21904054

>>21903573
A Japanese superhero

>> No.21904058

>>21895524
same slides retard

>> No.21904097

>>21895524
It’s the keynote speech fuck head

>> No.21904167
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21904167

>>21895990
Is this real? Just googled and its not a copy pasta.. im fucking freaking out here bros

>> No.21904241

>>21895728
kek
honestly new slides would be bearish, if sergey tries to put on a show that means he’s getting desperate. I will instantly sell 10k if I see new slides

>> No.21904299

>>21903573
A way to securely run smart contract code off-chain. Basically you throw all those expensive opcodes to it and preserve precious L1 throughput just to write down the results in bulk every now and then

>> No.21904300

>>21895870
>shutting out all others from a part or share
HE’s SHUTTING IT DOWN HE KNOWS THAT WE KNOW THAT HE KNOWS LINK IS VAPORWARE

>> No.21904323

>>21895524
When they were screaming TRUST SESSIONS, they were talking about this specific thing

>> No.21904334

>>21895728
kek

>> No.21904427

>>21895870
get out you fudding nigger

>> No.21904653
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21904653

>>21895524
Trust sessions.

>> No.21904987

>>21904167
yeah its real. also, the token isnt needed

>> No.21905136

>>21895728
Insider here, the career slide has been edited. Super bullish. Good god I'm excited for you guys.