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>> No.21865548

Repost because you dumb niggers split threads again

Since the market is useless today, what country best represents you, anon?

https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8888999/Which-government-most-closely-matches-your-political-views

>> No.21865551

Where’s the fuckin cunny

>> No.21865608

stupid fucking tripfag

>> No.21865639

op of the other thread here, you better delete this one or recycle because i dont know how to delete threads
:^)
>>21865449
>>21865449
>>21865449

>> No.21865844

>>21865639
This was the link to previous thread.

>> No.21866055

Wake up, brew coffee, check stocks, browse SMG.

Start working a little, check SMG again. Theres like 3 new threads.

Gee you guys, calms down

>> No.21866365

>>21865548
Fun! I got Switzerland but it also said I got the same score for Colombia. What did you get?

>> No.21866583
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>>21865548
I got some made up place.

>> No.21866629

>>21865511
Not selling jewfrend

>> No.21866727

sold
aapl at 496.26
to buy
8 facebook 281.85 and
14 workhorse 17.98

>> No.21867045

>>21866727
Lmao

>> No.21867168
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21867168

where my OG NIO chads at

>> No.21867314

Was that big NIO pump expected?
Do you guys take note of target prices, enter, exit, etc like all trading books say? or do you just go with the flow?

>> No.21867322
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21867322

STOP SELLING NAK

>> No.21867384

Should I hold Apple? I bought like $1,500 worth on Monday and only had four shares before that. Obviously shouldn’t have bought at ATH but figured it would pump more this week. I’ll have about 30 shares after the split.

>> No.21867411

>>21867322
no let them keep selling, this is called accumulate for 2 years and retire in 7

>> No.21867444

>>21867168
Holding 216 at 9.30 average

Wish I was holding 1000

>> No.21867513

Do you guys expect to retire early? Can you make it without trading options? I don’t have that kind of risk tolerance.

>> No.21867529
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21867529

Sold today's top for WKHS. I still like the company and the product, but I'm going to wait until after the contract announcement. Big chance of a dump if the USPS rejects them. Buy that dip.

>> No.21867538

AAPL ABOVE 496 WE'RE SAVED

>> No.21867547

>>21865511
Did you guys know that Apple was bleeding out? I just heard

>> No.21867549

>>21867444
for the price I got in at, I wish I was holding 1000 too. fuck, it was just a $1000 experiment for me, but holy shit it's been a fun ride so far.

>> No.21867555

Bought two SPY puts that expires mid-October with a strike price of 250$
Rate please, I bought it as a hedge mostly and paid about 140 dollars in total for it

>> No.21867569
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>>21865511
hey baggie nice thread

>> No.21867595

Redpill me on AYX, frens

>> No.21867609

>>21867529
>top

>> No.21867611
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21867611

literally nothing happened today

>> No.21867614

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postal_Clause
WKHS is Constitutionally mandated to go up

>> No.21867616
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21867616

WKHS POOOOOOOMP

>> No.21867637

>>21865511
>baggies is a bear

>>21867249
IT is a godsend except for when they suck and don't actually fix shit.

>>21867475
>brown eyes

>> No.21867642

ENGAGE
POWER
HOUR

>> No.21867643
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21867643

Buy C

>> No.21867648

>>21867569
when the fuck do i buy the dip on TQQQ if it's always green everyday

>> No.21867651
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21867651

Which one of you fucks posted a link to /smg/ in wsb

>> No.21867652

>>21867609
you're still retarded if you don't think you can still buy WKHS sub-$16 if you wait until tomorrow at the latest

>> No.21867654

Where my D(i)KS chads at?

>> No.21867655
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21867655

How do stock probabilities and probability calculators actually work? Fundamentally, are they just looking at past stock movement and plugging that into some formals that some traders with a bit of "theory" came up with?

picture from Fidelity's Probability Calculator.

>> No.21867658

>>21867513
i expect to die to the nukes

>> No.21867671

>>21867513

I'm gonna retire early by saving some of my wage every month and buying blue chip stocks.
Get rich quick don't work.

>> No.21867672

>>21867595
I've heard nothing but good things about it as a product. I have no idea why its price dropped a month ago; so I put in 33% of my portfolio expecting it to continue to rise. Instead, it's just sitting there, and I'm very frustrated.

It seems like a good investment, I dont know why it's hanging out. I'm going to hold, it seems like it's a discount right now.

>> No.21867673

AAPL ABOVE 497 WE DID IT REDDIT

>> No.21867676

>>21867595
I’ve shilled it here before. I’m a big fan of it and use it at work. I used to work at a Big Four firm that used it heavily. Most normies simply aren’t willing to learn Python or R, so it’s an easy way for them to automate mundane tasks. The stock ranked recently because they slashed earnings guidance. But I’m holding for the long term. I have 60 shares and might buy more since it dipped. I lost like $3,000 though lol.

>> No.21867682

>>21867643
Picked some up today.

>> No.21867687

>>21867651
me
AmA

>> No.21867692

>>21867652
Horsie isn't dropping below 16 ever again faggot

>> No.21867695

>>21867611
god I wish that was my pp

>literally nothing happened today
uhhhhh Nintendo is crashing and Micron is FINALLY recovering a bit, while regeneron is finally not crashing

>> No.21867700

>>21867637
leave her the fuck alone

>> No.21867702

>>21867651
mom said any redditors who self identify will get banned so its ok

>> No.21867703

>>21867692
ok
see you tomorrow morning at 10am

>> No.21867707

>>21867676
Tanked*

>> No.21867717

>>21867652
i don't need to buy more shares and if it makes you happy i sold a few of my calls at the top today and will be selling puts at 16.80

>> No.21867719

2020 is like a mini 1900´s with baby catastrophes packed into one year. Baby pandemic, Baby cold war, baby riots, baby natural disasters, baby great depression. I just hope it stays that way instead of growing up into a fucking nightmare.

>> No.21867730
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21867730

>>21867671
'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gains
'ate china
'ate nothingburgers
luv burgers
luv me oil
luv me divvies
I can wait 20 years.
When I see big gains, I say to meself "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN NOW"
Always a special place in me heart for the king of beverages
*sips*
SIMPLE AS
___________________________________
Proud supporter of YOU'RE 45th President
USMC 1981-1981
Mall Security 1981-
All I need in my life is my hog, my dog, and my beer
-Sent from my iPhone

>> No.21867736

>>21867651
seriously?
link?

>> No.21867738
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21867738

I was so fucking stupid to think I knew more than Warren.
>Stupid boomer, he's gonna wish he put it into shitcoins
At least I've got my AAPL now instead of never realizing it.

>> No.21867744

OOOOO AAPL IS GONNA BREAK 498 I'M COOMING

>> No.21867747
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21867747

Last chance to buy SWBI

>> No.21867756
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21867756

>>21867168
Should I sell before close. I dont want to get too greedy and have it dip tomorrow

>> No.21867764

>>21867717
$16.80 is too early

>> No.21867770

>>21867513
All you need in order to retire is enough income to support yourself. Mortgage a 6 family apartment and you can live the NEET slumlord life.

>> No.21867774

Does anyone on /smg/ even buy bonds?

>> No.21867779
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21867779

you ever make an earnings play which closed before earnings?

>> No.21867788

AAPL cup and handle forming?? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21867790

>>21867738
Most people mocked WB. What is he currently holding? BOA, AAPL, GOLD?

>> No.21867791

>the power hour has commenced

>> No.21867800

I'M FINANCIALLY RECOVERING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21867805
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>>21867764
you're right i'll just buy more calls the whole way down this shits in the bag

>> No.21867813
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21867813

>>21867517
>>21867738
he's pretty great
He underestimated the fed is all. They were supposed to let the airlines start going bankrupt, so Warren could come in and broker mergers and create monopolistic national airlines.

Instead the fed came in and said hey there's no moral hazard because corona.

>>21867434
what would you do when she stands up?
lick the desk?
I might just lay my head down in the warmth, pretend to need a nap.

>> No.21867816

>NIO Mooning during Power Hour
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21867819

>>21867774

why would anyone buy bonds when you can buy AT&T?
What's the point?

>> No.21867823

what is the line going to do tomorrow? I want to sell my MSFT to free up capital for other stuff. I WANT to follow my sell at open rule but 216 is nice

>> No.21867826

>>21867774
I have a few, they're not really worth it. You have to hold them for years and they stop accumulating at a certain point

>> No.21867835

>>21867384
Hold it retard
It's split multiple times before, why? Because it goes back up to a price where it's necessary to split
It's gonna go back up eventually, maybe sell some but you should be holding for the long term

>> No.21867844
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21867844

Silver to 30 End of Week.
>Diagnosed Retard here

>> No.21867856

>>21867756
it'll definitely dip from where it is now, but, you're asking the wrong person. i'm already up 275% on it and holding for the long term. i like what i see from them, plus they're heavily backed by the government owned banks.

>> No.21867861
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21867861

Now this is the good stuff

>> No.21867867

>>21867595
Its fucking everywhere, even if you've never heard of it. Makes BI easy for people who dont code. The drop is fud because everyone is overreacting to everything right now. Doubt it will ever go lower again

Source: been working as an implementer for the software for 3+ years, never been busier

>> No.21867868

>>21867695
>god I wish that was my pp
are you a bear?

>Nintendo
Nintendo was crashing since 3DS was released back in 2013

>> No.21867870

>>21865551
The real cunny was the frens we made along the way.

>> No.21867872

>>21867774
No because I'm not 80 years old

>> No.21867877

>>21867655
Monte Carlo simulation or just random walks using log normal distributions I'd think

>> No.21867880

>>21867322
My stop loss triggered yesterday and sold all at open.

>> No.21867894
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>>21867655
given that the WKHS price itself is a predication on predicated business to come...
i predict this prediction is a bit predicative

>> No.21867896

>>21867730
I'm so proud of you, son. You finally got the dialect right!

>> No.21867905

>getting shaken out of TSLA or AAPL before the real split-induced pump has even begun

NGMI

>> No.21867913

>>21867774
Only the fed buys bonds now

>> No.21867927

>>21867868
>>21867695

Literally just hit a 52 week high yesterday. Fuck y’all are stupid worthless trash.

>> No.21867929

>FNGU is up over 3%
>TQQQ is up a little over 2%

What a comeback.

>> No.21867934

>>21867880
stop losses are a scam.
https://quantitrader.com/algorithms/stop-losses/

>> No.21867944

WHY AM I DOWN TODAY I WANT SOME DAMN ANSWERS NOW

>> No.21867946

>>21867867
I've got $9.5k in AYX shares, should I be buying more since it's going down?

>> No.21867947

>>21867927
newfag exposed

>> No.21867954
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21867954

>he sold his TQQQ last week

>> No.21867957
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21867957

Give me one reason not to go 25% apple/tesla/nip/workhorse right now

>> No.21867960

I don't trust these AAPL and TSLA pumps
We've still got until Friday for AAPL split and Monday for TSLA split.

>> No.21867965

DENNY BACK IN GREEN

>> No.21867976

>>21867944
you didn't buy gevo yesterday
but you can still buy it today, and live on the edge

>> No.21867982

>>21867957
if you aren't balls deep in that already i don't even know what to say

>> No.21867987
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21867987

TIME TO PUMP SOME DIKS HOMOS

>> No.21867989

>>21867774
Wtf is a bond

>> No.21867994
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21867994

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.21868000

What happened with KTOV?

>> No.21868009

I have 3k in cash waiting for either the next wkhs dip to 15 or the next fun pnd. Am I retarded? Should I just split it evenly in tqqq and fngu and let it ride? I can only trade cash and settled funds for what thats worth

>> No.21868018

>>21867934
They are a useful tool if deployed carefully at specific times. They are not good as a default slap on your position and hope kinda thing.

>> No.21868022

>>21867946
Up to you fren, but I am. Dont expect a Tesla-like rise, but i think itll chug along up to 300 by the end of next year

>> No.21868029

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

>> No.21868035
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21868035

>>21867957
you can make 10%/week selling spreads on msft and shitpost on crab days

>> No.21868043

>>21868000
reverse stock split and then scam as usual
forget it and move on with your life, better things ahead

>> No.21868045

>>21868029
Nah this is the real thread theme
https://youtu.be/R3zpc-KrbKI

>> No.21868048
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>>21867994
New to stocks. I know about dividends but, how do they pay or what companies gives them?

>> No.21868051

>>21867989
ASK YOUR BROKER YOU H*CKING NEWB

>> No.21868055

>>21867989
How do you not know?

>> No.21868056

>>21867695
>Nintendo is crashing
you're an idiot.
go back to >>>/v/

>> No.21868060
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21868060

What should I gamble on? Serious answers only. I want to actually make money.

>> No.21868063
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21868063

>>21867877
alright dude I didn't really pay attention in college ya dig? so what do you mean by both 'Monte Carlo' and 'random walks using log normal distributions'

>> No.21868072

>>21868000
RS. Tears and sadness. Fuckin Isralis

>> No.21868075

>NIO about to surpass WKHS
Horsechads...

>> No.21868078

>>21868060
CHECK OUT 'UFAG' ITS A HOT NEW IPO

>> No.21868084

AAPL

4 9 9
9
9

>> No.21868085

>>21868000
You mean how it's $4.50 now? Yeah it reverse split, 10/1. It's still trash though don't worry

>> No.21868087

>>21868063
Dumbass

>> No.21868095
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21868095

>>21867954

>> No.21868100
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21868100

Thoughts on OTGLY? CyberPunk will be released soon and it has Keanu Reeves.

>> No.21868104

>>21868063
simulations

>> No.21868108

>>21868051
>>21868055
Go back

>> No.21868111
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21868111

SJM bull patrol

>> No.21868120

>>21867168
500@3.10

>> No.21868122

>>21868075
CHINESE
H
I
N
E
S
E

PND
N
D

>> No.21868131

OOOOO Time lets GOOO

>> No.21868135
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21868135

>>21867868
>are you a bear?
what? no
>Nintendo was crashing since 3DS was released back in 2013
have you checked the chart lately?

>>21867927
>>21868056
AND TODAY IT MARKED THE REVERSAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(It's actually a multi-year high)

>> No.21868137

>>21868048
Dividends are paid out in cash to your account unless you have dividend reinvestment (drip) turned on. If drip is enabled your dividend will go to purchasing additional shares automatically.

>> No.21868149
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21868149

What are the chances NIO doesn't just dump to shit tomorrow? Anybody planning on holding overnight?

>> No.21868161

Is apple going to fucking close green lmao

>> No.21868170

Premarket shouldn't be a thing. Prove me wrong.

>> No.21868177

>>21867934
This is pretty interesting.
>>21868022
Yeah I'm not looking for a meteoric rise, just want to raise capital so I can get more capital so I can raise more capital so I can...
Over time.

>> No.21868180

>>21868048
Just ignore that faggot schizo. If you don't have hundreds of thousands of dollars and need direct income from your investment, dividends aren't for you.

>> No.21868194

>>21867989

i think it's something that gives you 1% yearly returns

>> No.21868198
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21868198

>>21868087
>>21868104
holy shit bros check out this tech babe. she seems a bit tense. i'd loosen her up you know what I'm sayin'??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfS2H1y6tzQ

>> No.21868209

>>21867736
You're already here, fren. <3

>> No.21868210

>>21868161
no sadly

>> No.21868222
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21868222

>bought in at 505
How long will I have to hold this bag

It's also starting to look like a bubble. Might panic sell desu.

>> No.21868223

>>21868048
Look up ppcian on youtube he explains the concept and gives examples of thorough DD better than a cambodian slave trading forum can

>> No.21868233

>>21867655
>How do stock probabilities and probability calculators actually work?
They don't, plainly and simply. If you could predict movements in the stock market accurately you'd be rich, everyone would be rich. When and if a consistent pattern does emerge, it's the nature of the market to create noise around it until the signal is effectively lost. See the "January Effect".

>> No.21868238

Fuck I actually managed to lose 10 dollars today. wtf am I doing?

>> No.21868240

>tesla to close over 2k
>apple to close over 500
Bearbros, are you okay? No self harm, pls.

>> No.21868248

>>21868149
Any Chinese company has at least a 10% chance of being frozen for fraud investigation.

>> No.21868249

AT THIS RATE AAPL WILL BE AT 600 BY END OF DAY HOLY FUCK HURRY UP AND LIQUIDATE EVERYTHING, MORTGAGE YOUR HOME, AND MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO PUT YOUR ENTIRE NET WORTH INTO AAPL RIGHT THIS INSTANT

>> No.21868250

>>21867965
just broke even as well
it's funny you can tell the point everyone here fomo'd on awhile back, probably track it down to the exact thread if we went far enough
but now i long

>> No.21868251

Whats the fucking point of a hedge???? They keep canceling each other out, either I'm red or even.

>> No.21868254

>>21868180
You mean hundreds of millions

>> No.21868259

>>21868198
>your virtual gf is a 30 year old shitskin roastie

pathetic

>> No.21868271

>>21868135
>AND TODAY IT MARKED THE REVERSAL
oh, no, you're correct
you just don't understand why

>> No.21868273
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21868273

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

>> No.21868277
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21868277

>>21868259

>> No.21868281

>>21868238

Ay lol this nigga just lost 10 bucks baka

>> No.21868291
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21868291

At last I have a total of 75 shares of Apple, a large chunk of my portfolio in one stock is spooky. How profitable are sell calls on Apple in general?

>> No.21868297

>>21868249
NICE JUST BOUGHT 100K

>> No.21868298
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21868298

>>21868108
>go back
Says the guy who asked a question that literal financial retards know the answer to

>> No.21868301
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21868301

>>21868251
Pic fucking related??????
WHATS THE POINT

>> No.21868303

>>21868249
this but unironically

>> No.21868309

>>21868249
source?

>> No.21868313

OH NO BROS WE GOT COCKY IT WAS A BULL TRAP THIS IS THE RUG PULL SELL ALL YOUR AAPL STOCK RIGHT NOW

>> No.21868317

horsie gonna take one more crack at 18

>> No.21868320

SPY 345 EOD?

>> No.21868327

Have you fags read any "investing" (gambling) books?

>> No.21868341

>>21868317
it won't get there
>tfw google makes you say that a mailbox is a parking meter

>> No.21868350

WE RIDE AGAIN HORSECHADS

>> No.21868352
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21868352

>$5 of APPL please and 1 9/28 call $670

>> No.21868354

>>21868301
brokers are going to start testing people before they're allowed to manage options, too many people are lying about their experience.
thank you for the theta though

>> No.21868356

>>21868327
any investor that knows anything worthwhile has already become wealthy and doesn't need to write some faggy book

>> No.21868363

>>21868063
Monte Carlo is a place in Monaco for people who already made it, you'll have to stick to random random walks until you make it bro.

>> No.21868365

AAPL 505 EoD

>> No.21868369
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>>21868291
take your pick anon.

>> No.21868377

>>21868356
It could be like ray dalio's schtick
Not for money, but for ego

>> No.21868378

>>21868301
Based

>> No.21868406
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>>21868354
Cant go wrong selling Theta

>> No.21868414

>>21868180
Dividends juat aren't high enough for us who dont have millions of dollars or hundreds of thousands for that matter. Even 500k isnt enough. 5% a year on that is a mere 25k. Better hope those companies keep their dividends up and dont go bankrupt or disappear within 20 years or you lost money. At that point you could've literally just thrown the 500k into a savings account and had a guaranteed 20 year retirement whereas your stocks could go to 0 congrats you were retired for 2 years but the stocks stopped paying dividends and 1 went bankrupt.

>> No.21868431

>>21868406
Wish I understood it but im just a cut and dry stonks only faggot. Been bouncing between 60 and 70% this year though so take what I can get

>> No.21868445

>>21868406
definitely 3rd from the left

>> No.21868456

>>21868327
Get a good job in sales or tech. Make lots of money. Don't spend your money on dumb ass shit. Don't use debt to buy things you can't afford. Invest. There that's literally every single book on personal finance.

>> No.21868464

>>21868406
those are men

>> No.21868467
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21868467

I frequent the forums on Yahoo Finance for no particular reason. For some reason the bagholders in the WKHS forum are exceedingly angry little roasties. I made fun of some people with like three posts and a couple of them have made like twenty accounts just to dislike every single post I've made on Yahoo for the past 24 hours. Like what did I even do? I didn't know it was possible to get this mad over a stupid kid trolling your forum, who has that kind of time on their hands? I must be a little rough around the edges from being on 4chin too much.

>> No.21868470

You just know that Friday will be madness for Apple as its the last chance to get in before the split. Buy calls tomorrow or Thursday while its red and its the easiest money of your life. The MMs are keeping it down today so they can buy in cheaper Friday.

>> No.21868471

What's our next biotech runner?
>AVGR
>DFFN

Whatcha got?

>> No.21868478

>>21868313
OH NO BROS THAT 10 MINUTE CANDLE WAS A BEAR TRAP GET BACK INTO AAPL HURRY

>> No.21868480

>>21868467

Normies are the craziest people there are.

>> No.21868491

>>21868406
>I see you like holding letters. Want to hold my D?
For me it's the second to the left and the brunette in the middle.

>> No.21868499

>>21868301
learn what spreads are you fucking retard

>> No.21868504

>>21868467
>This is who i'm holding with
maybe i should sell

>> No.21868511

Apple 500 lmao wheres that fucking moron saying Apple was bleeding out

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>>21868369
If that keeps up it looks profitable to hold them long term and sell calls. Sell puts if they get taken away.

>> No.21868530

>>21868354
>brokers are going to start testing people before they're allowed to manage options, too many people are lying about their experience.
based
im really fucking tired of the mass of zoomer and normalfag pilgrimage
these threads pre-march we're super comfy and now they're garbage

>> No.21868537

>>21868048

AT&T, all you need.

>> No.21868540

>>21867648
you just buy and wait, the dips are small usually

>> No.21868548
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>>21868467
>Forums with an upvote/downvote system
I think I’m gonna puke

>> No.21868553

>>21868491
Those are some /fit/ tier pick up lines

>> No.21868558

Lmao why the fuck is SOLO mooning

>> No.21868569

>>21868530
You can leave if you don't like it. There are plenty of other stock forums.

>> No.21868583
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>>21868515
yup, The Wheel seems very comfy. I still haven't decided what to dump some money into too... kinda waiting for Palantir IPO and I may try the Wheel on that after a couple weeks it's on the market.

>>21868471
I don't know but I unironically hold ARKG. Catherine really likes CSPR, ILMN, NVTA.

>> No.21868585

>>21868558
the EV pump forgot about the faggotmobile i guess

>> No.21868601

>>21868499
>>21868378
>>21868354
I sold the put n kept the call am I winning now?

>> No.21868602
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looks like goog is forming a new resistance around 1610

>> No.21868603

>>21868467
>trolling forums like a 13 year old /b/tard in 2010
>liking your own posts
go back and stay there

>> No.21868607
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21868607

Finally its lunchtime

about to microwave some chicken, whats your dish today?

>> No.21868616

>>21868170
It wouldn't make a difference. All that nonsense would occur in the first hour after bell anyway without it.

>> No.21868624

Will AMD hit $100 in a year?

>> No.21868631

>>21867954
jokes on you I bought back in

>> No.21868632

>>21868607
wtf

>> No.21868636

>>21868530
THIS POST IS GARBAGE

>> No.21868639

>>21868607
Those Pretzel things from Sonic and a Vanilla milkshake.

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>>21868467
>a bot that monitors roasties on yahoo finance and bets against their positions
r8 my strategy

>> No.21868643

>>21868607
I have leftover pizza from 3 days ago, not sure if safe to eat because I have mold and cat litter in my fridge

>> No.21868644

Oh no horse swingies it's pumping again!

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>>21868607
That's fucking disgusting.

I had those crumbly ass Nature Valley bars, and a protein shake.

>> No.21868652

>>21868273
Denny.

>> No.21868658

>>21868569
>You can leave if you don't like it.
HAHA, no. its really funny laughing at cocky zoomers who think that they are either "rich" or "cool" because they have >$55k in their broker.

>> No.21868662
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21868662

AAPL just announced bi-yearly splits to ensure perma pump

>> No.21868665

>>21868607
DON'T FORGET TO MICROWAVE YOUR GRILLED CHESSE SAMWICH

>> No.21868670

>>21868583
>the wheel
What's that?

>> No.21868673

>>21868640

I’d rather a bot that tries to get nudes of them. Single moms send the best nudes.

>> No.21868674

>>21868273
PSSY

>> No.21868685

>>21867648
There were 3 dips today all withing 30 minutes of each other. Sorry you missed out.
The good news is that it moons so damn much even if you don't buy all the dips the ATH becomes a bargain after a couple weeks.
Don't stress it bro. If you're going in the right direction that's the most important thing. Not scalping an extra couple bucks on a share.

>> No.21868687

>>21868000
I was thinking about buying it after the RS but I have seen too many companies tank post split. Not touching it.

>> No.21868688

>>21868467
>liking your own posts
You're worse of a faggot than they are.

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>>21868607
Similar.

>> No.21868695
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21868695

More angry Horse baggie screenshots inc

>>21868504
I think it's going to breakout, I'll tell you why in a minute

>>21868480
It's Tuesday afternoon in summer, and they don't have anything better to do but literally fantasy larp on Yahoo Finance to a guy with an anime profile. There's a certain psychological principle here that explains this mindest I'm sure, but I'm too lazy to google it.

>>21868548
It's kinda like how people enjoy really foul wine and drink it by the bottle, or like how people have loli fetishes. I don't try to rationalize it in my head anymore.

>> No.21868697

>>21868658
Ok cool, then stay. None of us really give a shit dude. Just remember the only people that replied to your post were trying to tell you that you're part of the reason it's shit now.

>> No.21868700

>>21868530
You could, like, leave.

I really hate it when anons on 4chan bitch about an influx of new users. I have been here since 2005 and this is one of the most consistent themes: “REEEEEEE, THREADS USED TO BE BETTERRRRRRR!!” How tf is gookmoot supposed to make money and thereby furthering the continuance of the board if there isn’t traffic?

>> No.21868705

>>21867643
>>21868273

>> No.21868708

>>21868691
ARE YOU CHINESE?

>> No.21868709

>>21868673
:^( I miss getting nudes

>> No.21868711

>>21868673
Why not both?

>> No.21868714

>>21867609
>daily top
I sold above the closing price, I literally sold the daily top retard, I'm not claiming that's the weekly or ATH or whatever

>> No.21868724

>>21868708
No, Hungry.

>> No.21868729

>can't believe I didn't buy NIO at 14

>> No.21868730

>>21866583
I had the same one

>> No.21868739

>>21868724
FROM THE COUNTRY I DIDNT KNOW THEY ATE KOTS?

>> No.21868748

>>21868354
Nope. Brokers don't care. The only reason they ask about experience at all is to cover any shred of vulnerability they might have to civil suit. By asking and receiving response from customer that customer claims to be experienced and understands the risks, any suit on the grounds of 'broker did not adequately inform customer of risks' is dead on arrival. That's all. It has zero to do with protecting customers.

>> No.21868753

I got +$60 from NIO just today.

Should i cash out and wait for a dip to rebuy?

>> No.21868754
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>>21868670
Selling cash covered puts, getting exercised, then selling covered calls, then getting exercised. Rinse and repeat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRYBh6dtxjY

>> No.21868763

>>21867934
>said the retarded amateur

>> No.21868764
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>887 fucking millibars

>> No.21868775

when is that China dam gonna break and will it affect the market as a whole?

>> No.21868787

>>21868764

Nigger what the fuck is a milibar? And I’m here in Texas and I’ll tell you right now we need the rain. I hope it storms it’s ass off.

>> No.21868792

Ok, I took a plunge, sold some stinkers at a (very small) loss and consolidated into things I think will actually grow.
I hate selling in the red, but not getting green is worse. Time to not look at my portfolio for 6 months to avoid aneurysms.
Time to instead look at my toy portfolio. :^)

>> No.21868795

>>21868764
is this a forecast? cause laura isn't there right now

>> No.21868799

Why did SWBI dump today and not on the ex date of AOUT?

>> No.21868806

>>21868787
i think it's 1/10th of a centibar

>> No.21868808

>>21868787
It's 1/1000 of a bar it's air pressure anon you're entering a very low air pressure area when going to Texas once the storm hits.

>> No.21868817
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It's not a big milestone for you big account rockers, but I'm on the verge of withdrawing the last of my deposits from my fun account and cruising entirely on profits. I'll reinvest the deposit in my boomer account and gamble risk free with my fun money from now on.

>> No.21868824
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>TSLA and AAPL right now

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21868840

>>21865548
I got Thailand

>> No.21868845
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KEEEK

it's not even gonna come close

>> No.21868851

>>21868817
Well done!

>> No.21868856

>>21868824
Based

>> No.21868858
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>>21868700
>tf
>furthering the continuance of the board if there isn’t traffic
>I have been here since 2005
no, you haven't.
if you we're from 2005 then you'd know about the crackychan saga understand why new users are awful.
>>21868697
>None of us really give a shit dude
sounds like you give a shit, anon.

>> No.21868862

>>21868817
what a good goy you are

>> No.21868865

I AM FINANCIALLY STABLE

>> No.21868867

>SEB
Oh no no no seabros we got too cocky

>> No.21868871

>>21868817
I've never understood this mindset. How is it risk free if its money that you couldve had?

>> No.21868873

>>21868795
yeah it's a forecast, but kind of an outlier of all the rest.

>>21868787
incredibly low pressure. the lowest pressure recorded in the Atlantic was Wilma at 882. That's like 190mph wind speeds and would be the strongest hurricane to ever land in the US

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>>21868603
>>21868688
Haa fucking baited, I liked it before taking the screenshot for you, big guy

>> No.21868880

>>21868817
This is my dream

>> No.21868890

>>21868824
well apple is still red for the day but the retards predicting a crash are wrong as always

>> No.21868894

>>21868799
I think because this is the first day AOUT was actually tradable, so there is a balancing act of people trying to figure out what the new values of both are.

>> No.21868903

>>21868858
We could always test to see if I give a shit about you. Kill yourself and see if I show up to your funeral. If I do, you win.

>> No.21868909

>>21868624
expect a big jump when we get Big Navi prices lower than NVIDIAs Turing cards, and Zen 3 official launch dates. Rumour is they are postponing Zen 3 slightly because they can, because Zen 2 refresh (the XT cpus) are good enough to keep taking market share from Intel.

>> No.21868913

>>21868754
Oh I see. So how profitable is this strategy in general when you're only playing with $100ish stocks (apple post split) totaling 40k?

>> No.21868918

>>21868871
I don't feel the same attachment to gambling profits as I do to money I've saved up

I know it's purely illogical

>> No.21868920

>FORD BUILDING NEW EV FACTORY

UHOH horse bros

>> No.21868921

>>21868873
the sourth about the get fucked so hard

>> No.21868928
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>>21868867
thats enough

>> No.21868932

>>21868903
>If I do, you win.
i already won

>> No.21868933

>>21867611
I hit my balance stop-loss (5%) in FX. This morning was untradeable below H4.

>> No.21868954

>>21868792
>toy portfolio
Lol whats that

>> No.21868959

>>21868920
>zero sauce

>> No.21868976

>>21868954
The toy portfolio retard.

>> No.21868977

>>21868913
I can't say for certain w/o crunching numbers but if you're saying you have $40,000 in AAPL stock, I would just sell far OTM covered calls. Do your research on covered calls, they're not too hard to understand. Go back to that video I posted and watch the 'Covered Call' video.

>> No.21868985

>>21865511
1500$ more into NAIL. The home builders in my area are going fucking nuts, and the HD is packed. This is going to keep up for at least another month.

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anyone playing the long game?

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>>21868959

>> No.21868997

>>21868806
no it's 1/100 a decabar

>> No.21869009

AAAAAAA WHAT DO I THROW MY LIFE SAVINGS IN BEFORE THE CLOSE?!?! HURRY FAGGOTS

>> No.21869011
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>I had so many chances to buy back in to BILI

>>21868271
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MEAN BY THISSSS??????

>> No.21869012

>>21868977
>>21868913
I forgot to mention, you need AT LEAST 100x shares of a stock to do covered calls.

>> No.21869014

>>21868754
How time consuming is a wheel strategy? or selling covered calls in general? I work nights so i guess it doesn't really matter but it seems interesting and a cool way to make supplemental income.

>> No.21869022

>>21868989
how long ago did you buy that SPY leap?

>> No.21869029

>>21868996
Thats not for postal trucks you goober

>> No.21869041

>>21868989
That's fucking retarded.

>> No.21869054

>>21868932
>crying like a bitch about the quality of a stocks thread on an anime internet forum
>I already won
You sure did champ, you sure did.

>> No.21869059

NORWEGIAN BOTESLUT TRYING FOR GREEN CLOSE

>> No.21869060

Lci earnings tomorrow AH puts always print anytime they report

>> No.21869061

>>21869014
takes what? maybe 5, 10 minutes to log into your broker and set up a trade? do your research, it doesn't take that long.

>> No.21869062

>>21869009
kek just chill, market will pump tomorrow. look at the finviz map and whatever is bright green at 10am EDT, buy calls and sell before EOD

>> No.21869067

OH NO BROS AAPL IS DOOMPING BELOW $498.

>> No.21869074

>>21868996
>F150s
Wake me up when it's for goofy looking mail trucks, or when dinner is ready.

>> No.21869086

>>21868607
You shouldn't eat stuff microwaved in sytrofoam containers. It can lead to hearing loss, erectile disfunction, headaches, clinical depression and in extreme cases death.

>> No.21869087
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WHERE MY $CRM BROS AT? WHO'S READY FOR EARNINGS?

>> No.21869089

>>21867672
>I have no idea why it dropped a month ago
>massive earnings miss
why are you like this

>> No.21869093

HORSE PUUUUUMP IM GONNA CUUUUMMM

>> No.21869095

>>21869067
CRISIS AVERTED WE'RE BACK TO 499

>> No.21869099

HORSECHADS AT 18 AGAIN

>> No.21869100

Should I sell my March 2021 AMD 110 calls? Up 20% so far and don't want to risk going red

>> No.21869107

Huh, WKHS pumped above $18 by close. Neat.

>> No.21869126

>>21869100
Yes. 20% profit is decently comfy.

>> No.21869128

how are those puts you faggot? lmao

>> No.21869132

>>21869095
OH NO BROS I GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.21869137

HORSECHADS WELL PAST 18
WE TROD ONWARDS HORSECHADS

>> No.21869141

>>21869100
>only 20% up on a march 2021 call
Obviously hold. Don't sell before 50% on calls that far out.

>> No.21869143

>>21868977
Cool. The price of the shares is variable. The stocks are equivalent to 300 shares post split.

>> No.21869148

>>21869100
I would take the gains, tech is collectively going to drop 10-20% in september. when did you buy those LEAPs?

>> No.21869158

Did that one dude seriously order 500k again on WKHS?

>> No.21869164

>>21869132
NEVER MIND BROS IT WAS PRECISELY THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF COCK

>> No.21869169

>>21869059
Fuck yeah. Moral victory.

>> No.21869178

HORSECHADS FINISHED AT 18.20

>> No.21869187

>>21869181
>>21869181
>>21869181
>>21869181

>> No.21869196

>>21868467
Some of those people have never in their entire lives being subject to the slightest trolling.
Even easy trolling tactics from the 2000's cause their threads to decent into chaos.

>> No.21869200

>>21868871
>>21868918
> How is it risk free if its money that you couldve had?
You don't have any profit until it's realized and if you're going to use realized profit just to do more gambling it should be considered unrealized. Once there's no risk to the original investment, any gain or loss after this point is effectively risk free.

You can split hairs if it is truly risk free but you would much rather be playing with profit than money brought in from outside of your account.

>> No.21869201

>>21869148
Why is tech dropping in September?

>> No.21869208

>>21865511
Are there any apps that will do the valuation of companies for you? I’ll do it myself if I have to but it’d be nice if there’s an app that saves me a little bit of time

>> No.21869213

>hm i should visit /smg/ see what they are talking about
>

>> No.21869249

>>21869089
Ok I know why it dropped but I don't think a value investor would be smart to drop it based on that. It seems like they'll be just fine. But I'm just an amateur so maybe I'm the dumb one.

>>21868954
I'm starting a second portfolio with a small amount of money so I can try and fail to swing trade volatile stocks. I'm pretending I've lost all the money anyway so I don't care if I lose (which I will).

>> No.21869283

>>21869148
Not LEAPS, I bought last week when AMD had a red day.

>> No.21869285

Apple might actually close red, fuck. This is very bad.

>> No.21869287

>>21869213
>Can't even green text properly
You have to go back.

>> No.21869335

>>21869061
I don't mean setting it up, doing the research, etc I am talking more about how much maintenance time goes into monitoring the option once you've initiated it.

>> No.21869341

>>21869285
Wait for the split retard.

>> No.21869352

>>21869061
Also quick question, for this strategy what is the optimal time frame for sell calls/sell puts? 1, 2, 3, 4 weeks?

>> No.21869375
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>>21868180
dividends are for everyone, the focus of them should be dependent on your investment strategy.

>>21868254
$21K passive income reinvested off of $500K is nothing to balk at. how much $ did you invest total last year? more than $21K?

>>21868414
see above. also, if you do your due diligence, you'll be able to find companies that have paid and raised their dividends over 50+ years. And its not like dividend growth companies don't appreciate their share price. Look at AAPL, MSFT, JNJ, SBUX, V. All provide a divvy, all are owned by me, all are continuing increase their dividend every year my passive income gets a raise every year.

>> No.21869518

>>21869375
Every Dividend Aristocrat ETF has under performed SPY, and you're aware of this, yet you keep posting that bullshit chart because you're a faggot attention whore with schizophrenia.

>> No.21869521

>>21868879
The fuck is this
Digg or something?

>> No.21869530

>>21869100
Hard choice fren everytime AMD ever surprassed a certain price they tanked eg back in the 2000s when they surpassed $40

>> No.21869551

>>21869335
>>21869352
watch the Theta Gang Wheel vid I posted, this will answer your questions.

>> No.21869558

>NAK
OH NO NO NO BAGGIE HAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.21869703

>>21869558
>NAK
holy shit

>> No.21869729

>>21869100
Just sell and leverage I to another position. 20% is good, don't stress yourself.

>> No.21869758

>>21867774
I fell for the yield curve recession meme and have held bonds for years (in a fund). 6% annualized gains. It dumped in march with the broader market, but no where near as much as SPY.

>> No.21870140
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>>21869521
It's YahooFinance. One dude is literally tripping out of his ass over there, calling me "the evil one" and I think he's serious with how mad he is. It's whack man.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CODX/community?p=CODX%3Fbcmt%3D1

>>21868504
WKHS HOLDERS we're breaking out of the descending triangle pattern again. The buy volume was pretty high today so I'm guessing there will be a dip, but betting on this going to $19 - $20 within the next two weeks is not a bad idea imo. I'm buying calls for a month down the line.