/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21846131]

>sergey owns 65% of the supply
>sergey owns 64% of the supply
>sergey owns 63% of the supply
>sergey owns 62% of the supply
Soon:
>sergey owns 0% of the supply cause he dumped it all

[Anonymous No.21846149]

>>21846131
bullish af

[Anonymous No.21846996]

The pain never subsides.

[Anonymous No.21847054]

>Sergey Nakamoto pumps with 100k bitcoin

[Anonymous No.21847186]

>>21846131
WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT STILL IN CONTANGO IT KEEPS DUMPING

[Anonymous No.21847700]

>>21846131
>sergey owns 62% of the supply
Have they really already distributed (checks calculator) 6% of the developer funds? Seriously? Holy shit I had no idea it was so huge.
Why are people so bent on the team having so much of the supply ... by this metric it looks like they're actually executing a plan to bootstrap the network. Like they said they would.

[Anonymous No.21847718]

>>21846131
And his dad has a shit ton too.

[Anonymous No.21847767]

>>21846131
14.88 stable coin

[Anonymous No.21847774]

>>21847718
HAHAHHAA

Chain link is literally an investment mechanism which transfer wealth from your bank account to Sergey and his dad.

Great, just great.

[Anonymous No.21847808]

>>21846131
>he's not wrong you know

[Anonymous No.21847847]

>>21846131
>>21847718
Can anyone link me the proof on this?

[Anonymous No.21847890]

>>21847767
Based

[Anonymous No.21847895]

>>21846131
Would anyone be interested in a betting market on how much of the supply Sergey will own by the end of 2021?

[Anonymous No.21847931]

>>21847847
What proof? Just check the fucking circulating supply and total supply.

[Anonymous No.21847935]

>>21846131
Think of all the biz frens you made on this journey. You can’t put a price on that

[Anonymous No.21847965]

Israel has no right to exist

[Anonymous No.21847985]

>>21847774
aww i like his dad

[Anonymous No.21848158]

>buy more link you stupid westerners, my yacht doesn't maintain itself

[Anonymous No.21848282]

>>21847847
kek

[Anonymous No.21848933]

>>21846131
if someone owns 1% and goes 75x on binance, they literally can out fag Sergey in his own coin.

[Anonymous No.21849004]

>>21848933

>Implying anyone who had 1% of the soon to be most valuable and scarce resource known to mankind would bet it ALL on a double bump of coke and mini bottle of jack tier degenerate gambler bet

Are you brain dead?

[Anonymous No.21849056]

>>21848933
>he doesn't know
any time somebody takes a position that would negatively effect cz's finances, he just dumps huge amounts of [relevant token] or [BTC and the whole market tanks 2%] and liquidates them. He makes obscene amounts of money manipulating the market. It's why coins crab at particular numeric intervals - it encourages short/long positions, then they get barted or bogged.

[Anonymous No.21849148]

fuck you niggers

[Anonymous No.21849159]

>>21849148
fuck you, you stupid little bitch

[Anonymous No.21849181]

>>21849159
nigger cunt

[Anonymous No.21849205]

>>21847700
>Have they really already distributed (checks calculator) 6% of the developer funds
11% of the dev funds have been distributed

[Anonymous No.21849208]

didnt read not selling

[Anonymous No.21849211]

>>21846131
I am a poor wayfaring stranger
I'm travellin' through this world of woe
Yet there's no sickness,toil,nor danger
In thatbright land to which I go

I'mgoing there to see my Father
I'm going there, no more to roam
I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home

I know dark clouds will gather 'round me
I know my way is rough and steep
But golden fields lie just before me
Where God's redeemed shall ever sleep

I’m going home to see my mother
And all my loved ones who've gone on
I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home

I am a poor wayfarin' stranger
I'm travellin' through this world of woe
Yet there's no sickness, toil, nor danger
In that bright land to which I go

I'm going there to see my Father
I'm going there, no more to roam
I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home

[Anonymous No.21849213]

the ponzi is over sell now

[Anonymous No.21849271]

>>21846131
I wonder if he is staked in YFLINK

[Anonymous No.21849282]

>>21846131

[Anonymous No.21849324]

>>21847718
Are you telling me God has Chainlink?

[Anonymous No.21849365]

>>21849282
This was always the biggest indicator of a scam during alt season why is Chainlink not treated the same?

[Anonymous No.21849372]

>>21849056
Yeah CZ is a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.21849421]

>>21849056
Anyone moving significant volume uses futures to their advantage. You always want to trade in the opposite direction of the average position to create liquidity from stops/liquidations, and you always want to open a position of your own when you execute a large spot order. It's mostly Bitmex that does client liquidation for its own sake on an industrial scale. It was pretty much confirmed that they caused the March crash when they tried to liquidate longs but there were too many of them and nobody was willing to buy all the liquidations all the way to 0.

[Anonymous No.21849735]

>>21849365
Because they have been transparent about the use of those tokens since the ICO, and they have given us literally zero reasons to think anything shady is going on in 3 years. Also, they have had a direct working relationship with Swift since 2016, swift basically vetted them for us and gave us confidence that they were not scammers. The years following of through have only solidified that.
Also, this isn't really indicative of a scam, it is just what fudders use to fud because it is an easy target.

[Anonymous No.21849824]

>>21849056
I love how every single one of you fucking slurped his cock for a year and a half or 2 years straight, and then he introduced margin and futures and buys cmc and you guys fucking despise him. While, at the same time, doing leveraged shorts/kong’s on binance and getting btfo’d so cz can further his plans of dominance. Hilarious timeline.

[Anonymous No.21849912]

>>21847847
VROOM! VROOM!

Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner."

[Anonymous No.21849955]

>>21849912
His Dad wears an expression of approval and almost admiration. "You know in Russia, everything was about scheming and scamming. I almost got sent to the gulag for scamming the entire village outside of Leningrad. Ahh those were the days..."

"I know Dad, but things are different now. America is easy. They're fat pigs begging to be ripped off..."

His Dad responds worringly, "but then the market will respond. If you're not actually doing work what will you do when rumors or "FUD" as you call it spreads?"

"This... is the best part Dad. I found a kleptomatic internet culture, essentially an entire internet board of people to parade around our token and market it for us. When people doubt us, they just say, "didn't read, never selling." They... actually belive it! They just keep spouting off "never selling!" They actually believe it Dad! Best of all, I convinced these idiots that this token was never meant for them and it was built for business to business scaling. That they were never supposed to discover it in the first place."

"Mhm... the same guys you talked to, to give them low prices on the ICO and hold the token so that they could spread it and reap in profits."

"Well, yeah Dad, that's how good scams work, you cut the profit a little bit each way so that everyone benefits. I even messaged the moderators and admins, they're called "jannies" and got them to look sideways for all the paid shilling and corruption, to spread the token further. Things are looking great Dad, I tell ya"

"Hmh, of course, now let's get some lobster and steak."

"You betcha, I already had three today. But first, let me show you where we operate. We're in San Francisco to convince these dumb neets that we're in tech capital and attend different shows. These- thes-these hahaha, these morons... sorry, they promote our tokens through so called "organic groups" hosting their own events. I swear, this is a carnie level of theatricalism."

[Anonymous No.21849978]

>>21849955
They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

[Anonymous No.21850003]

>>21849978
"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

[Anonymous No.21850028]

>>21850003
They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

[Anonymous No.21850057]

>>21847767
This.

It was sergeys plan all along, read the fucking whitepaper

[Anonymous No.21850699]

Bump kek