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*Ahem* Excuse me everyone, excuse me. Yes thank you all so much for coming. I take it that the party favors have been to your liking during this trying time. I actually have a very important business and finance related announcement to make.

>> No.21845313

>>21845260
EVERYBODY SHUT UP

>> No.21845397

Who is that, Stacey? I don't think I've ever seen him before...
I don't know, but he certainly looks quite handsome.

>> No.21845434

shhh....keep it down guys. this faggot has something to say....

>> No.21845454
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>>21845260
Gentlmen, I am here for the announcement.
How is everyone this evening?

>> No.21845514

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK THE US GOVT, FUCK THE IRS AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.21845613

>>21845454

get to it, faggot. Im busy here.

>> No.21845627

>>21845454
Is there bacon wrapped shrimp ?

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21845694

Hope I'm not too late for the announcment

>> No.21845712

>>21845514
>>21845613
Friends, friends... No need to rush. Enjoy yourselves. His announcement will start shortly.

In the meantime, you simply must sample the 91' cognac and the gourmet Hors d'oeuvres.

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21845736

glad to be here

>> No.21845752

>>21845313
>>21845434
>>21845454
>>21845694
Gentlemen, thank you for coming. We'll be getting started shortly.
>>21845313
Heyyy there is he is! How ya doin' you crazy bastard?? Hey we'll catch up later after the announcement. Have some stuff I want to run by you.
>>21845514
Security! Yes that one. Thank you.

>>21845627
*Clap clap* STEWARD! Our distinguished guest here is looking for the bacon wrapped shrimp.

Just waiting on a few remaining guests, everyone. In the meantime, we also have some pre-announcement entertainment that we've arranged for you, my dearest friends. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.......

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>>21845260
Thanks for having us OP, we are patiently awaiting your announcement

>> No.21845766

Dr;Ns

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>>21845260
Fuck he tinked the glass 4 times I gotta sit down for this

>> No.21845806

>>21845260
oh, jolly!

I'm glad to make it in time

Tell us, good chap. Tell us what we want to hear

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21845838

Apologies for the late arrival, was held up out in the streets by some hooligans mocking saying all police were bastards, or something of the sort. Hopefully I'm not too late for the cocktails and announcement.

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Drum roll, please!

..............

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>>21845839
For tonight's pre-announcement entertainment.......THE VIRGIN ROGER VER!

>> No.21846302

OP is a nigger and a faggot.

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well well chap get on with it. I have money to lose.

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>>21845260
Yes hello friends, I hope I haven't missed anything yet.

>> No.21846514

>>21845260
Good evening

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>>21845260
hello gents

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ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ

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>>21845260
a little music while we're waiting...

Shake it up is all that we know
Using the bodies up as we go
I'm waking up to fantasy
The shades all around
Aren't the colors we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken
Can often be one again
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Take a look around

You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
Oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh