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21831339 No.21831339 [Reply] [Original]

Insider here.
>Staking wont be ready until 2022 due to a complicated set of circumstances.
>Smartcon will be a regular event that just shows the importance of Defi and smart contracts.

Thats it. Do what you will with this information.

>> No.21831373

whats the link to that girl's stream from the link meetup? I want to watch it again

>> No.21831475

Nice larp I have real information and staking is coming next summer the rest you said is correct tho

>> No.21831577

Is it true Sergey lost the USB key with staking on it but hasn't had the courage to break it up to the team so he just told them he's still working on it and then he closes himself in his office where he pretends to work on it but actually he just stays there looking for it under his desk but that's an insane amount of effort for him due to his big belly, then he often breaks down crying, exhausted and finally falls asleep under his desk just to wake up there the next morning and do the same thing again. I mean, the whole team knows what's going on but they're to afraid to confront Sergey about it, they don't want another penis inspection day incident to happen.

>> No.21831581

>>21831475
well might want to get an update from your source.

>> No.21832026

>>21831339
Actual insider here, staking will be released in November.

>> No.21832099

>>21831339
we all know Smartcon will be a big nothingburger, it's only shilled so that nulinks can experience their first conference dump

>> No.21832212

>>21831339
that pic still makes me cringe
that was honestly one of the best chainlink moments lmao

>> No.21832269

>>21831339
I'm in an insider right now. Staking is up and running smoooth - no one knows until Sergeys christmas speech

>> No.21832544

>>21831339
sounds legit

>> No.21832673

>>21831339
It's a LARP but it's very very likely. I'm looking forward to the pink catalog, full of nulinkers lmao

>> No.21832713

insider here (your mom)
son, i am disappoint

>> No.21832737

outsider here, ask me anything

>> No.21832745

>>21831339
Don't need an insider to assume this obvious shit.

>> No.21832862

>secure inputs
>secure outputs
>decentralized end to end
>same slides

Red candles to 90k sats

>> No.21832931

I've got $1.2 million in ETH for this. You're wrong

>> No.21833370

>>21831577
Funny until the last line which killed it a bit but nice dubs

>> No.21834335

>>21832931
Quit larping faggots. Get some dignity you pathetic faggots