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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:27:56 2020 No.21820066 [Reply] [Original]

Bears. When will they ever learn? edition

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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Misc
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https://market24hclock.com/
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>Previous
>>21818175

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:28:38 2020 No.21820100 File: 90 KB, 692x1000, St Matthew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] St. Matthew, the patron saint of tax collectors and accountants, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:28:59 2020 No.21820111 GOTTA MOVE QUICKLY GET OUT OF THE WAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:18 2020 No.21820120 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GONNA SELL ALL MY AAPL

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:22 2020 No.21820125 >>21820100 >Saint of tax collectors False tax collectors are devils spawn

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:29 2020 No.21820131 File: 219 KB, 1192x661, 15123412333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get in, loser. We're going to Mars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:33 2020 No.21820135 >>21820067 >>21820060 >>21820059 I got 10 apple stock I bought in April riding on the opening... oh god

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:35 2020 No.21820137 File: 52 KB, 1024x768, and here we go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:38 2020 No.21820140 Day trade weekly options if you're a real Chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:41 2020 No.21820142 >>21820120 DONT DO IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:43 2020 No.21820148 File: 386 KB, 917x777, Screenshot_20200824-091816_Firefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy oil you ignorant niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:29:55 2020 No.21820155 >>21820100 I unironically got a tax bill the other day from 2016 for $600 the other day. Fuck this nigger

>>	Anomynous Mon Aug 24 09:30:01 2020 No.21820158 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:02 2020 No.21820160 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:15 2020 No.21820164 File: 662 KB, 924x1300, 9CFEF6EC-E748-4403-894D-4504226C08E2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for anime and RKT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:22 2020 No.21820167 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:24 2020 No.21820171 >>21820158 >>21820160 based WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT posters

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:26 2020 No.21820176 I’m doing 24% on my SSL which I bought when I first started investing. Do I take the loss and increase my shares in Apple? It feels shit selling at a loss but I want Apple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:26 2020 No.21820177 File: 162 KB, 810x994, 56DBFDC5-5365-4233-B8C2-5B5ED7C90569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >markets open in less than a minute I’m ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:29 2020 No.21820181 File: 59 KB, 657x527, 264532362625213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >40% takeda >20% anthem >10% disney >10% pfizer >10% humana >10% united health am I being a bitch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:30 2020 No.21820180 >>21820148 >not loading up on oil at $-13.00 a barrel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:35 2020 No.21820185 DING FUICKING DING YOU MONKEYS HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY APPLE!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:57 2020 No.21820201 who else patiently awaiting after open dip?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:30:59 2020 No.21820202 File: 293 KB, 1125x2436, 9AC001DF-568F-4227-95FC-CC1240F49FE8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:05 2020 No.21820207 File: 2.20 MB, 600x600, 1597950489627.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:10 2020 No.21820213 File: 35 KB, 1896x970, TOS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuckin' a...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:18 2020 No.21820216 File: 24 KB, 416x416, 13546892353457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:18 2020 No.21820217 DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:25 2020 No.21820221 File: 768 KB, 498x424, elizabeth-1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] time to go hunting for my dips

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:25 2020 No.21820222 >>21820148 Got a strangle on Royal Dutch Shell for the 18th of September at strike prices or 12.5 and 13.5 respectively, it's currently trading at 13.0

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:41 2020 No.21820231 DING DING DING GOLDEN BULL RUN IS ONLINE WE HITTING SPY 400 EOY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:46 2020 No.21820232 I want to fuck a hooker with big tits and high heels But FUCKING beer virus memes FUUUUUUUCK bros wat do

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:31:57 2020 No.21820240 AAPL BROS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:32:03 2020 No.21820248 >>21820213 >not getting rid of ToS after it was down for like a week ISHYGDDT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:32:11 2020 No.21820254 >>21820180 What oil stocks do I buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:32:21 2020 No.21820263 SRNE BROS, YOU ARE OK? ARE YOU OK, SRNE BROS? SRNE BROS...?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:32:43 2020 No.21820280 HOLY FUCK MY ROBINHOOD APP IS FREAKING OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:32:45 2020 No.21820282 >>21820213 "Works on my machine."

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:03 2020 No.21820289 >>21820240 it always dips at open, lrn 2 stonks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:09 2020 No.21820293 >everything is red >Im losing my will to live >ex wont send a pic of her tits

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:10 2020 No.21820296 AAPL is fucking tanking guys. What the FUUUUUUUCK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:33 2020 No.21820310 well this sucks. Finally hit 5 digits and I cant even fucking SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:34 2020 No.21820309 wtf is going on with AAPL on RH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:39 2020 No.21820314 >>21820280 Same wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:45 2020 No.21820315 You fucked scared me sold all my AAPL buying in back at the dip phew

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:33:52 2020 No.21820319 File: 40 KB, 403x392, efd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GETTING REAL FUCKING TIRED OF ROBINHOOD

>>	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(...) Mon Aug 24 09:34:03 2020 No.21820327 File: 131 KB, 360x450, Pink_Wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ROBINHOOD CRASH ROBINHOOD CRASH ROBINHOOD CRASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:07 2020 No.21820328 >>21820254 Shell >>21820180 >Entering literal contracts that make you obliged to buy and pick them up from the refineries with no one willing to buy your negatively oil priced contracts Yeah no.

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:07 2020 No.21820329
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>>21820066
I just make 2,000 fucking dollars on apple calls and I just started stock trading last week

I fucking love you guys. never expected that I would get good advice here but thank you so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:09 2020 No.21820330 File: 232 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200824-063336_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] UHHHH CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:15 2020 No.21820333 >>21820314 Same here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:18 2020 No.21820337 File: 84 KB, 750x1000, 1594830057906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RKT already dipped 3 times

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:19 2020 No.21820338 >>21820280 Doomp eet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:40 2020 No.21820351 >>21820330 yea its called buy the dip faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:43 2020 No.21820353 LMAOOO RH glitched and showed -56% almost kms

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:47 2020 No.21820356 >>21820309 showed aapl at like $2.47 just now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:52 2020 No.21820358 Robinhood Apple fags btfo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:34:58 2020 No.21820361 da fuq is wrong with POS ROBINHOOD TODAY REEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:18 2020 No.21820371 File: 27 KB, 729x113, Apple will not go past 515 next week.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it's already over 515 in the premarket, on a monday Don't bet against America, kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:21 2020 No.21820373 >TSLA ALREADY DOWN $2 IN THE FIRST 4 MINUTES >50 CENTS PER MINUTE AHAHAHAHA YOU IDIOTS DIDNT BELIEVE LORD BOBO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:26 2020 No.21820374 AAPL isnt even tanking, just checked my TD account and were down like a dollar, false alarm boys

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:27 2020 No.21820375 File: 156 KB, 750x1334, 91F7AC24-BBDD-4C9A-9CAB-DAA456EABF36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Strokin my dick at work

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:30 2020 No.21820377 >>21820164 She has so many moles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:32 2020 No.21820378 Okay, AAPL is back

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:36 2020 No.21820380 File: 112 KB, 1060x1601, Screenshot_20200824-143441_Trading 212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:40 2020 No.21820383 >>21820066 >Elon is doing rebbit AMA TSLA will remain bullish whether he remains PC or he names the jew live on air. screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:42 2020 No.21820384 HORSE??????

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:51 2020 No.21820389 File: 253 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200824-093521_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to make it, lads! Excelsior!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:51 2020 No.21820390 It's another day where you should have sold the open and bought the close. Oh well I'm not going to bother with this shit anymore and just permanently hold and hope next 10 years is a repeat of past 10 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:35:58 2020 No.21820393 Should I get an MBA , project management, or a supply chain management masters?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:36:00 2020 No.21820395 File: 21 KB, 1105x152, 1594053593402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BASED I MADE IT LADS >oh just a robinfaggot glitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:36:17 2020 No.21820408 File: 1.86 MB, 228x170, 1500716579550.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RKT

>>	Anomynous Mon Aug 24 09:36:24 2020 No.21820415 >>21820293 Wait until she drunk texts and then ask for video call at end of night, if you don't get phone sex you are an absolute amateur Also how in God's name are you red

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:36:26 2020 No.21820416 >>21820232 Fuck her doggy and stick her head under the mattress so that she won't give you the cooties

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:36:37 2020 No.21820420
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TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:36:54 2020 No.21820427 Am I the only one who's not using Robinhood here? Everything is fine, you retards, it pumped so hard your shitty app crashed. Holy fuck what a clown market, imagine working for money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:37:04 2020 No.21820431 File: 38 KB, 600x586, 1594089737410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wew I feel like a boomer because I'm uncomfortable with these insane gains. But goddamn I love making money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:37:18 2020 No.21820439 >>21820395 Bro, if I saw this was just a glitch I'd actually cry

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:37:43 2020 No.21820456 Bro’s is CLSK going to pump today or what? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:37:44 2020 No.21820458 Morgan Stanley says Apple is still cheap at 2T cap..

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:37:48 2020 No.21820461 Officially at a triple digit annual return.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:37:49 2020 No.21820462 File: 180 KB, 850x1447, 158742086833839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was in longs on DJI this is painful Anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:06 2020 No.21820467 >>21820383 he is not doing an ama you retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:14 2020 No.21820471 Wtf happened ontx Chads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:24 2020 No.21820478 File: 27 KB, 216x398, 1598021811759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TSLA $2500 PRE-SPLIT I mean... what if it does happen? This is unreal, holy fuck, who's buying the top?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:25 2020 No.21820479 File: 217 KB, 400x388, 1597412263855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CANT BUY THE DIP IF THERE IS NO DIP REEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:40 2020 No.21820488 Horse ride back down to 14.88 for one last biy in plzzzz

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:41 2020 No.21820490 File: 271 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200824-093759_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820329 Forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:51 2020 No.21820496 >>21820458 Morgan Stanley thought the housing market would never crash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:38:56 2020 No.21820500 File: 1 KB, 248x38, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:05 2020 No.21820505 File: 75 KB, 496x637, A8A6F53D-F0C6-4635-8723-238C6C7E051F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Finally hit 10k, time to cash out and buy a badass bicycle and go be homeless in san fran Thanks suckers, this tesla scam secured me my future

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:12 2020 No.21820506 >>21820393 MBA for network

>>	Anomynous Mon Aug 24 09:39:22 2020 No.21820510 >>21820380 Based T212 anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:22 2020 No.21820511 File: 151 KB, 944x1109, 1598276287900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NDX +1% this is a joke right? How the fuck is this market still going up? Are they waiting for the RNC on Thursday? The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:34 2020 No.21820518 Only bought one AAPL call contract on Friday, now wishing I bought more. But I'll count my blessings. OOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:35 2020 No.21820519 >>21820505 so based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:35 2020 No.21820520 File: 176 KB, 625x605, seethe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820500 Still undervalued, heavily undervalued.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:41 2020 No.21820522 >>21820456 Lmao he doesnt know about $7

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:41 2020 No.21820523 Should I just put $3k into FNGU and check back 10 minutes before close?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:45 2020 No.21820525 File: 17 KB, 789x750, 1583197036851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm down 52% on OPTI. I'm financially ruined, please tell me this will make a rebound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:39:53 2020 No.21820529 >>21820478 It's not the top if someone buys after you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:40:06 2020 No.21820536 >>21820471 Failed their phase 3 trial.....again

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:40:10 2020 No.21820538 File: 6 KB, 236x214, Greenjak1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TIM APPLE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:40:15 2020 No.21820540 File: 174 KB, 299x240, 1459695273861.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I had some cash to buy RKT Oh well, I'm happy for you RKT chads!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:40:46 2020 No.21820554 File: 26 KB, 680x639, 1561433169217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tcehy pumping way harder than aapl knew i should have stuck to our chink overlords

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:40:52 2020 No.21820559 File: 224 KB, 521x937, 1598203364151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OIL CHADS

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:40:56 2020 No.21820563 File: 410 KB, 638x720, 1579112212241.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820427 >imagine working for money What else should people work for? Money is what makes the world function normally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:41:34 2020 No.21820581 >>21820315 >AAPL >Dip Going to be a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:41:47 2020 No.21820587 >>21820525 Dont invest what you cant afford to lose on a fucking penny stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:41:49 2020 No.21820589 THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO $NET REEEE Someone convince me to either sell or hold, I have no idea what's going on anymore. I thought it'd crab up then pump then go back to normal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:41:51 2020 No.21820592 >>21820415 >Also how in God's name are you red i bet that he bought memes like KTOV, WKHS, or RTX.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:41:51 2020 No.21820593 File: 207 KB, 1119x1824, 8A3D3708-8048-4568-90E7-13611AEB5052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BABA CHADS RISE UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:41:57 2020 No.21820594 >>21820536 Good time to buy back in? Sold at 0.7.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:42:04 2020 No.21820600 >>21820456 I just bought the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:42:05 2020 No.21820601 File: 204 KB, 300x450, 705350e3-090e-40b0-a234-7855d07f1d0b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GREEN DAY!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:42:15 2020 No.21820611 >>21820559 it's still at $42 and has been for a month????

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:42:27 2020 No.21820618 >>21820522 Nigger what

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:42:39 2020 No.21820622 >>21820589 >THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO $NET REEEE NET is going bankrupt with a Biden presidency because the Dems hate free speech unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:42:42 2020 No.21820623 >tfw sold AAPL at 460 I’m so FUCKING STUPID AAAAHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:43:01 2020 No.21820632 Wtf made codx do -50% they were at fuckin $30

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:43:10 2020 No.21820635 >>21820559 What we buying

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:43:13 2020 No.21820637
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Am I seriously the only one who's looking at pharma/insurance and not some gay tech bubble?

>>21820380
how are you finding t212? I'm on freetrade and it's fucking slow, crashes, and the graphs are useless

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:43:17 2020 No.21820638 I just bought AAPL at the top. How fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:43:28 2020 No.21820645 >>21820479 This is why you buy every dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:43:33 2020 No.21820649 File: 11 KB, 219x251, 1577585972156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MASSIVE DARKPOOL ON APPLE DOWN TO $400 WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:44:07 2020 No.21820669 >>21820611 >it's still at $42 and has been for a month???? Yes, and? It's not our fault you missed the Great Oil crash in April.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:44:08 2020 No.21820670 File: 15 KB, 146x204, 00002120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the HECKIESSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:44:13 2020 No.21820671 File: 238 KB, 1242x777, FD45F55D-4707-493F-A96C-8D363201900E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are kikes so OCD about even numbers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:44:36 2020 No.21820686 >>21820622 >cloudflare >free speech Fucking kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:44:45 2020 No.21820690 What just happened to NIO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:44:50 2020 No.21820692 >>21820638 Not at all, you bought it cheap if you think about the Friday price.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:07 2020 No.21820703 File: 172 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20200824-164336.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why yes, I am a third worlder about to hang himself if this doesn't work, How did you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:12 2020 No.21820705 File: 204 KB, 850x1692, 1602813096132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3000 on TSLA after is the top after the split of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:14 2020 No.21820706 >>21820637 It's good for the most part. Sometimes it's very slow to sell because it's trying to fuck you on price by a few cents

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:26 2020 No.21820714 >TSLA Oh no no no

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:26 2020 No.21820715
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woah
AAPL
up 2.78%
that's really cute
great job, you guys
super happy for you
you're all gonna make it
hope you get another 5% so you can gas up those lambos!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:39 2020 No.21820722 File: 3.70 MB, 480x360, 1597573412679.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:52 2020 No.21820729 DAT PROFIT TAKING

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:45:56 2020 No.21820733 File: 12 KB, 141x84, heart and dick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sold all the TSLA i'm not gonna hold right at the top

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:05 2020 No.21820738 All my Tesla gainz gone. Like a brap in the wind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:05 2020 No.21820739 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:18 2020 No.21820747 File: 51 KB, 1080x367, Screenshot_20200824-094521__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:27 2020 No.21820752 >>21820623 >selling aapl Like selling msft back in 1990

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:29 2020 No.21820755 >>21820715 No advertising or begging.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:33 2020 No.21820756 >>21820622 Cloudflare is turbo-leftarded anti-freespeech. They ban (and then DDOS) anyone who doesn't agree with leftard agendas. No clue what you're on about m8. Not to mention the dems have precisely 0% chance of winning now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:46 2020 No.21820764 *IMPORTANT* *IMPORTANT* *IMPORTANT* I AM OFFICIALLY ACTIVATED A THREAD-WIDE SUICIDE WATCH FOR ALL SRNE INVESTORS *IMPORTANT* *IMPORTANT* *IMPORTANT*

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:46:59 2020 No.21820771 AAPL is fucking tanking again. FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:47:06 2020 No.21820775
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Why do all my calls and puts lose money, even when I call it right

Robinhood used to suggest options with good leverage for you and I was rolling in money just predicting the market. Now it won't suggest anything for you and everything I pick drops even when I'm right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:47:14 2020 No.21820781 What the fuck do I buy with $4k cash

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:47:25 2020 No.21820787 >>21820703 The smell

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Aug 24 09:47:26 2020 No.21820788 i just got fucked by NAK again....

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:47:37 2020 No.21820793 File: 146 KB, 1867x943, tqqq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I buy TQQQ puts or calls for the day? RSI looking mighty high...MACD is kinda crazy though

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:47:40 2020 No.21820795 >>21820775 Imagine being so retarded you trade instruments you don't even understand lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:47:53 2020 No.21820800 SHLLbros :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:47:56 2020 No.21820803 >>21820715 Holy fuckin shit does this count as spam by this point can I report this faggot or what

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:48:05 2020 No.21820810 >amazon what the fuck, on what news did it pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:48:35 2020 No.21820823 Scamwick to 0 today. Screenshot this post

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Aug 24 09:48:36 2020 No.21820824 >>21820781 don't buy any NAK until I get my 250k shares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:48:44 2020 No.21820827 File: 126 KB, 720x720, 1564322516045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek every Apple dip is getting immediately swallowed

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:48:45 2020 No.21820828 >NAK I am financially ruined.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:48:55 2020 No.21820834 >>21820803 Nope. But they can get you for announcing a reporting tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:49:00 2020 No.21820837 >>21820788 Why would you hold more than 50 dollars of NAK right now? They just hit another wall b/c of natives and hippies whining about the water supply

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:49:07 2020 No.21820840 uh why is big green candle getting smaller???

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:49:19 2020 No.21820847 >>21820671 Hebrews are big on numerology, as were many other ancient cultures.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:49:32 2020 No.21820859 TSLA WHAT THE FUCK WTF WTF

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:49:55 2020 No.21820863 I'd ethereum worth putting into? 1st time coins trader

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:00 2020 No.21820866 >>21820380 never ever gonna gamble my money on phama penny stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:06 2020 No.21820871 >>21820834 Yeah but they can't ban you for asking about it now can they? Retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:09 2020 No.21820874 >>21820859 Don't call it a crash, these are the bags you chose

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:22 2020 No.21820882 >>21820771 Calm down. It’s still way in the plus and will be much higher this time next week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:27 2020 No.21820884 File: 67 KB, 580x580, 1598023053028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820439 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:28 2020 No.21820886 File: 67 KB, 1400x814, Screen Shot 2020-08-24 at 9.50.06 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820803 >>21820755 but i'm congratulating you! TSLA is at +1.15%! it's amazing! you guys are #winning!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:38 2020 No.21820893 it's funny how this stuff goes up a ton and when it pulls back even a little people freak out. these are the day traders aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:41 2020 No.21820894 >AAPL, TSLA wew got out at open, will be buying again when it found its support level. feel bad for the guys buying at the top

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:50:52 2020 No.21820898 >>21820859 It’s only a letter of time before people realize it’s mostly hot air and musk is a clown.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:51:04 2020 No.21820905 >>21820669 well the guy posted it like something happened to oil today. when nothing has happened in the past month

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:51:09 2020 No.21820906 TESLA RUG PULL, SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:51:18 2020 No.21820912 Too late for RKT? How high is it going?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:51:29 2020 No.21820917 >>21820893 Worse Autists

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:51:40 2020 No.21820922 What are we buying this week fellow goyim?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:51:45 2020 No.21820925 >>21820756 They are known precisely for the opposite. You won't be able to name more than three time it has kicked someone out of its network because they didn't like them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:51:57 2020 No.21820931 >>21820827 She's pretty I'd like to buy her a dozen roses and a steak

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:02 2020 No.21820935 I need to about +$500 in capital to sell naked puts on WKHS. should I >sell NET at a slight (+3.75%) profit >liquidate a -48% bag (KNDI) both gets me about the same amount

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:08 2020 No.21820941 File: 599 KB, 1242x2287, 7298715D-0F14-4CF6-9372-19A8838A5F3A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820823 >literally cashed out on the top on all the zoomerhood cucks Lmao enjoy those bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:14 2020 No.21820944 >>21820912 50

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:15 2020 No.21820946 >>21820894 or you could just fucking hold for a month instead of being a spaz. god i hate open market hours /smg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:21 2020 No.21820951 So Robinhood is fucking up and I have no idea if it actually tripped my stop loss on fucking Tesla

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:22 2020 No.21820953 >>21820800 I SOLD SHLL FOR WKHS AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:24 2020 No.21820956 NICE closed my tqqq put on open. If it dumps, i'll sell two more juicy puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:26 2020 No.21820958 >>21820912 buy the dip. this shit i shooting up to 35 on friday maybe even 40

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:27 2020 No.21820957 NOOOOO MY TQQQ YOU TSLA FAGS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:36 2020 No.21820964 File: 66 KB, 1394x812, Screen Shot 2020-08-24 at 9.51.50 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAPL = +2.21% TSLA only down .46% you guys are making the cutest gains EVAR keep it up! good thing you didn't listen to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:41 2020 No.21820970 File: 21 KB, 400x400, 1598132906745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy TSLA >immediately down $100

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:52:42 2020 No.21820973 File: 137 KB, 219x302, 1592205583654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my portfolio has gone from 3,000 to nearly 6000 from taking advice from here in the past week holy shit

>>	Anomynous Mon Aug 24 09:52:45 2020 No.21820975 >NAK Baggie please post your damage so we can see

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:53:13 2020 No.21820985 >>21820632 I dont know but my portfolio is fucked now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:53:15 2020 No.21820986 File: 32 KB, 400x400, 1587665029894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUMP IN THIS FUCKING APPLE DIP DON'T BE SCARED JUST FUCKING BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:53:52 2020 No.21821007 OH FUCK HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD SELL FUCKING SELL THIS IS THE RUG PULL OH FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:53:56 2020 No.21821008 File: 30 KB, 500x333, 1415012262325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TSLA tanking

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:54:01 2020 No.21821010 ten seconds till the rat poster comes back with his "rotation out of tech" speil to explain this profit taking

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:54:04 2020 No.21821014 File: 65 KB, 770x702, 1585158459300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS TSLA DUMPING????

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:54:07 2020 No.21821017
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LMAO
>zoomer are you okay
>are you Ok
>are you Ok zoomy?
>zoomer are you okay
>are you Ok
>are you Ok zoomy?
>zoomer are you okay
>are you Ok
>are you Ok zoomy?
YOU GOT DABBED ON

YOU GOT DABBED ON

BY A BASED POST

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:54:15 2020 No.21821022 >Apple shoots up $15 in the pre-market >Apple dips when the market opens (still above what it closest at last week) >"IM FINANCIALLY RUINEDDDDD" Come on, anons. Surely you're not this dumb, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:54:42 2020 No.21821035 >>21820970 You fomo in at the absolute final stage of FOMO ATH? Please be a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:54:45 2020 No.21821037 File: 19 KB, 711x158, 1576016010155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I TOLD YOU NIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:54:59 2020 No.21821042 >>21820964 >3.79

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:09 2020 No.21821048 Why didn't I learn about tqqq until June. I could be more than 100% up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:21 2020 No.21821056 File: 116 KB, 1280x720, C71B01B7-5E45-44CE-97A0-B0AC32B47DE7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820066 Who wants to ride the msft train? 18 sept 220c

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:21 2020 No.21821057 >>21820964 Why are you such a faggot nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:23 2020 No.21821058 File: 20 KB, 585x458, 42241FD5-DB5B-42CA-B3FA-64C57B63CE5F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21821014 Because you bought in

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:38 2020 No.21821067 File: 197 KB, 773x1000, 1597926969684.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >down $270 on TSLA g-guys it's going to go back up r-right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:40 2020 No.21821068 >>21820970 THE FUCKING SPLIT ISNT EVEN HAPPENING FOR A WHOLE WEEK ITS MONDAY YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE SELLING UNTIL BEFORE BATTERY DAY WHICH IS A MONTH AWAY STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED JUST BUY AND HOLD INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE 1m CHART

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:45 2020 No.21821071 what a bullshit ass market LMAO so glad I didn't buy anything at open

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:48 2020 No.21821072 File: 568 KB, 1242x2019, 0C402F3E-2054-42CF-A576-2724CB0D529B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21821017 https://youtu.be/SBIlLtkyUYg LMAO Get rekt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:55:58 2020 No.21821080 So is AAPL not going to rally this week? Should I just sell it all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:06 2020 No.21821083 >>21820925 Not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:14 2020 No.21821090 File: 288 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200824-095325_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me why this didn't fill bros. Tell me why I sold Tesla under 2k because this didn't trigger. What happened did I fuck it up?

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:19 2020 No.21821093
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i think AAPL's line is confused
still up 1.53% though! (is that still right?)
you're all gonna make it
we can go to lambo cruises together!

>>21821042

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:20 2020 No.21821094 Going back to bed. As long as I don't panic sell these losses aren't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:25 2020 No.21821099 >>21821058 >up 3.5% premarket >down 3.5% literally >"IT'S OGRE" says bobo for the nth time

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:28 2020 No.21821101 File: 1.01 MB, 1589x1170, 1202222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gonna commission some more smut with my newly acquired 2k of apple gains

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:31 2020 No.21821104 >>21821067 I think this is just (((them))) trying to shake people out of options and such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:33 2020 No.21821105 File: 53 KB, 847x721, LMAO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the tesla AI has crashed lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:56:54 2020 No.21821116 >>21821094 The bagholder

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Aug 24 09:56:57 2020 No.21821117 fuck this. i'm buying the dip. you morons are all fucking morons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:04 2020 No.21821121 > this LGBTQ+ commercial on CNBC Riding on the coast tails of negroes again I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:05 2020 No.21821123 >>21821083 Provide more than three examples retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:09 2020 No.21821125 >>21821022 In the week before a split when we will likely close at comfy greens every single day and then more post split. Oh nooo only 1.5% on a massive bluechip per day after 3% Friday ahhhhhhh better go all in on aeye

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:13 2020 No.21821127 >>21821058 Thanks for the TSLA cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:21 2020 No.21821131 File: 131 KB, 1080x1118, Screenshot_20200824-095629_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820964 >he doesn't know what delta is

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:22 2020 No.21821132
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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:35 2020 No.21821137 File: 66 KB, 1080x448, Screenshot_20200822-115711_Firefox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've been spamming oil and cop and xle since Friday 3pm and no one listened to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:57:43 2020 No.21821143 rip tesla, rip stock market, bono wins again

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:01 2020 No.21821153

Not sure if this is the appropriate place, but every other thread seems to be about crypto instead of personal finance so here goes.
>leaf btw
>Started at new company
>they give me 5% of my salary into a company managed DCPP or something
>Can opt to have it put into a RRSP instead managed by some financial company getting a group rate on fees
>can opt to take it as cash and put it into my own RRSP
>can just take as cash and put in TFSA or invest in stock market if I want instead
What should I do? I've always been interested in investing in stocks but I'm not really a gambler, and if I take it as cash for that last option I lose ~$800 in income tax, which puts that 5% they give me from $3100 to $2300

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:02 2020 No.21821152 >>21821080 They're shaking out weak hands because they know apple is going to skyrocket after the split and they want all of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:02 2020 No.21821154 >>21821094 If you don't sell they'll get very very real. Learn to cut your losses, capital preservation is the name of the game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:04 2020 No.21821155 >>21820377 That's how you know she's real.

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:13 2020 No.21821159

Imagine if you dropped 10,000 into apple during the march low at around 200 per.. You'd be sitting on a bit over 25,000 now. Now imagine the stock price on 8-31-2020; 125ish. Imagine the gains as that price rebounds back up... I can. I've done the math already. 44,000.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:14 2020 No.21821161 File: 111 KB, 680x636, IMG_3576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820970 >see a meme in this thread >decide to buy TSLA at the top >it dumps just.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:32 2020 No.21821167 Will Tesla tards tank the whole market?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:58:48 2020 No.21821176 >>21820066 what app do you use

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:59:13 2020 No.21821184 >>21821153 >leaf Just kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:59:32 2020 No.21821197 File: 9 KB, 596x340, atec.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw top australian tech consists of a credit card, a recruitment website, a share registry, and a mechanical turk clone W-would you buy it, /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:59:46 2020 No.21821205 >from +3% to -3% to -2% Like a shitcoin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:59:47 2020 No.21821207 I genuinely can't believe you idiots have literally never experienced the Monday morning dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:59:49 2020 No.21821209 >have zoom meeting >show up with video turned off >coworkers whine about users arriving at meetings with video off get cucked, I'm not showering for early morning meetings in post-covid

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 09:59:54 2020 No.21821212 >didn't get in on tsla sub 2000 ngmi

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:01 2020 No.21821214
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my dad and I were talking about apple vs epic this morning and he said "you suddenly like apple a lot, did you buy stock or something"

he sees right through me haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:09 2020 No.21821219 File: 60 KB, 474x711, military.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SMA15 has crossed the SMA50 for MSFT I repeat SMA15 has crossed the SMA50 MSFT, how copy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:10 2020 No.21821220 >>21821153 Yeah, this is the wrong place. There's no one here who actually knows what they're doing. We just gamble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:17 2020 No.21821226 File: 44 KB, 657x527, 1529501315517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21821197 i bought afterpay at $16 and sold it at $23

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:25 2020 No.21821230 Sold all my TQQQ. Now I wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:30 2020 No.21821232 File: 629 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200824-095931_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820066 Do what you will with your gains, but I'd be cashing out soon. Seems like all the big dogs are doing one last window jump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:31 2020 No.21821235 File: 3 KB, 324x294, 2-d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol my stop loss triggered on tesla, oh well, locked in some gains, gonna buy back in after the split : )

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:31 2020 No.21821236 File: 60 KB, 1214x202, Screen Shot 2020-08-24 at 7.00.14 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TESLA SHARES DROP 6%, MOST IN A MONTH INTRADAY TESLA SHARES DROP 6%, MOST IN A MONTH INTRADAY *TESLA SHARES DROP 6%, MOST IN A MONTH INTRADAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:47 2020 No.21821247 File: 669 KB, 737x727, 1592159346340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21821155 >That's how you know she's real. At least she's more real than those bitcoins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:56 2020 No.21821252 >>21821209 What do you do for a living, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:00:57 2020 No.21821253 >>21821209 kek I skype my teammates and say don't go on video so i'm not the only one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:01:03 2020 No.21821256 buy my new tqqq puts panickers

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:01:08 2020 No.21821257 >>21821212 >buying a scam Lmao shouldve cashed out at 2100 like i did. I got my new bike on order now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:01:13 2020 No.21821259 >>21820795 You know? It really wasn't that retarded. RH did the world for me and I was making bank. Why did that guy have to kill himself? He killed my easy money

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:01:18 2020 No.21821262 >>21821235 Same, but I'm thinking to buy Apple this week if it goes -5% at any point

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:02:26 2020 No.21821290 >>21820703 >wealth >company names instead of stock symbols What a pretentious little faggot app.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:02:37 2020 No.21821297 >>21821197 until australia starts producing asx will never be big

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:02:39 2020 No.21821301 File: 46 KB, 913x862, tsla call.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nightmare

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:02:40 2020 No.21821300 >>21821232 >CEOs are selling stock You mean the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:02:40 2020 No.21821303 >>21821209 > Whining about video turned off Why would anybody care about this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:02:46 2020 No.21821305 File: 196 KB, 640x460, 2DD1F5F6-E1D8-4D5A-A972-47EA4BF8DB47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they got shaken out of tsla

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:03:47 2020 No.21821334 I'm getting paid to just sit on my ass at home. Thanks to the virus. My company still pays me my full salary. I just go in as needed. Semi retired at age 37 and it feels great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:04:12 2020 No.21821348 >>21821301 Christ. lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:04:21 2020 No.21821353 >>21821305 >he gloated during a 30-second long dead cat bounce

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:04:25 2020 No.21821355 HOLD TSLA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:04:29 2020 No.21821357 >>21821209 By coworkers you mean women, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:05:03 2020 No.21821376 hows the guy that held sqqq over the weekend doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:05:11 2020 No.21821380 Why the fuck would retards sell RIGHT before a split? are the goddamn jews involved?!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:05:17 2020 No.21821386 fellas i was up 200% at open on AAPL calls why didnt i sell. im now only up 50%

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:05:21 2020 No.21821388 >>21821334 Based, same since March. Just playing video games and fucking around in the stock market.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:05:24 2020 No.21821390 >my morning $2.5k profit just turned into $1k on aapl WAAAAAAH How could you do this to me, market-chan! ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:06:26 2020 No.21821419 File: 645 KB, 722x480, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21820637 >every single one of my pharma bets is going down

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:06:33 2020 No.21821424 >>21820221 Buy ONTX NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:06:34 2020 No.21821425 >>21821301 Jeez louise

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:01 2020 No.21821439
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Since we all cashed out at the top on open today

What will you be buying with your gains, anon?

You did cash out today.... right...?

Pic related for me. Turning my 4 shares of tesla into a bike, gonna go to california and become a chad beach bum. Take the homeless pill, friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:01 2020 No.21821441 >>21821355 Sell, we're going to $1500. Switch to something that's not Tech, that looks way too organized to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:04 2020 No.21821443 >>21821380 OH NO THE MARKET IS GONNA CRASH SELLL AAAAAAAAAAH oh wait no it's fine nevermind just gonna pocket all these discount stocks and enjoy the next pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:20 2020 No.21821450 >this APPL shakeout holy shit lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:21 2020 No.21821454 >>21821419 Biotech index is red. Some days are like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:31 2020 No.21821461 Should I just buy a bunch of coke? Everything else seems too sky high

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:37 2020 No.21821464 hahaha holy fuck AAPL is trading like a penny stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:07:59 2020 No.21821475 File: 5 KB, 221x228, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] surely it doesnt drop below 500 right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:11 2020 No.21821482 >>21821301 You're going to be fine. It'll be over bep by Friday anon. Trust me, I know the feeling...

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:11 2020 No.21821483 >It's another meme "rotation" day YAWN Let's just skip to the part where DJI collapses and the Nasdaq goes up another 3%

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:15 2020 No.21821484 >>21821386 I'm in the same boat brother. Just hold on until split.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:16 2020 No.21821486 >>21821376 Anus unpuckering a little.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:22 2020 No.21821489 >APPL $450 EOW >APPL $450 EOW >APPL $450 EOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:28 2020 No.21821495 >>21821443 I would if I had any settled funds. >>21821424 >/smg/ >not /ptg/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:32 2020 No.21821497 IT'S A FUCKING MASSACRE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:44 2020 No.21821504 File: 95 KB, 500x748, 1570242304826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Srne down >10% again

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:46 2020 No.21821505 >>21821475 good chance it does man, take profits now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:49 2020 No.21821507 File: 1.40 MB, 1086x2048, 120222.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21821439 lewd commissions

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:08:50 2020 No.21821508 File: 141 KB, 600x639, dlzzuty72t811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He thinks the split will cause pump >Dump it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:09:11 2020 No.21821517 >>21821443 Just checked my strategic memelines and they're actually saying that if the market doesn't go down at least 0.7% more and stays there or below, we're legit bound for a crash, with maximum runway of 10% before this happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:09:14 2020 No.21821518 >>21820263 REEEE - they make tests, dammit! What does the market think it's doing?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:09:26 2020 No.21821525 >>21821439 >Paying more than $500 for a bike ngmi

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:09:27 2020 No.21821526 File: 40 KB, 640x640, 1555368463895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tesla is not just a car company that totally justifies their 1100 PE ratio

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:09:34 2020 No.21821530 >imagine panic selling apple lmao who are these retards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:09:40 2020 No.21821533 >>21821252 Government job. >>21821303 Most people don't, but holy fuck the ones who do are funny. My once-a-month meeting is required video, but the weekly meetings and meetings with other agencies? Nah fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:06 2020 No.21821548 >>21821441 Why would I sell on the stockplit when TSLA will be hot bread and go to the moon after the split

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:07 2020 No.21821549 >>21821525 >not having a reasonable monthly payment of 350$ on your based bike/mobile shelter

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:11 2020 No.21821552 >>21821439 I'm going to buy more shares when the dust settles, I'm not a retarded coomsumer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:25 2020 No.21821557 >>21821547 >>21821547 >>21821547 >>21821547 new bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:27 2020 No.21821558 >>21821439 >not buying from bikesdirect, peeling off stickers and going stealth mode NGMI my friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:41 2020 No.21821565 Why didn't my fucking stop loss fucking trigger. I'm legit pissed about this. Fuck Robinhood fucking cucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:48 2020 No.21821571 File: 14 KB, 200x200, Jethro Tull - Heavy Horses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >everything is RIP ROARING green >except NET and WKHS rip in pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:10:57 2020 No.21821576 >>21821439 I know you're larping, but imagine how genuinwly stupid you'd have to be to own an 8k bike in the first place let alone one you couldn't store anywhere because you live on a beach

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:11:17 2020 No.21821587 File: 57 KB, 400x502, 1438500184001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21821525 >Paying for a bike ngmi cracker

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:11:17 2020 No.21821591 File: 120 KB, 849x1200, image0_16wa53odid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Weak hands or larpers, either are pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:11:18 2020 No.21821589 File: 704 KB, 1111x697, 1585700821226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who knew? Who could have guessed, that the ten year bullrun on tech stocks would end TODAY, the day I bought the top. It's over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:11:31 2020 No.21821599 >>21821533 Just put on a tie and jacket you scrub

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:11:53 2020 No.21821611 File: 11 KB, 220x229, 1562173311116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21821505 i got in at 512

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:11:59 2020 No.21821617 >>21821530 it's open market /smg/. they're going to spam OOOO on every pump and AAAA on every dump like retards with ADHD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:12:03 2020 No.21821621 >>21821209 We all gave up on turning on the camera. We did for the first month. We dressed up and everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:12:16 2020 No.21821637 >>21821439 Get plus tires so you can ride on beaches easier

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:12:31 2020 No.21821651 File: 2.87 MB, 10000x10000, gimi yikes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] S-Sorry, guys, i think i crashed the market selling all but 0.4 TSLA at 2105

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:12:46 2020 No.21821657 >>21821439 I'm going to have sexual intercourse with a cheap prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:13:58 2020 No.21821697 All aboard the Apple 509 EOD train!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:15:21 2020 No.21821747 >>21821611 You're a fucking dick if you werent prepared to hold for a year anyways

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:15:28 2020 No.21821757 >>21821301 get fukt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:20:56 2020 No.21821917 Jesus fucking christ, to think I made 120 dollars off of ONTX, only for it to drop to almost .30c What the fuck happened?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:22:56 2020 No.21821982 >>21820589 Buy at ~37, sell at ~40, repeat. LOL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:24:22 2020 No.21822015 >>21821424 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:24:25 2020 No.21822018 >>21820066 new to stocks just put $300 into Vanguard S&P 500 ETF how retarded am i?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:25:53 2020 No.21822063 >>21822018 You're probably already smarter than 90% of this thread, though 75% of that 90% will make better gains than you from buying meme stocks t. aapl gainz

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:26:13 2020 No.21822069 >>21821982 Market maker GANG

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:27:37 2020 No.21822127 >>21822063 I can regularly throw about $400 a month at the wall, whats good meme stocks for that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:27:49 2020 No.21822135 >>21821153 The stuff they invest it in is usually retarded but that income tax hit is yuge. Ask to see what the group invests it in and the returns for the past 5-10 years, that will probably answer your question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:28:06 2020 No.21822148 File: 100 KB, 511x788, 1463333134588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Buy LUV >It crabs for a while >Sell at a mild profit with plans to get in after tech craze dies down >It's up 4.5% today

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:28:25 2020 No.21822161 >>21821209 I'm the opposite. I pretty much don't wear shirts any more on weekdays. We had a meeting a couple weeks ago and I was kind of excited for an excuse to wear a shirt. Almost everybody else had video off, though, lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:29:29 2020 No.21822196 >>21822063 What gains will a $300 position give him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:31:52 2020 No.21822278 >>21821219 Requesting sit-rep on weekly candles, over.

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:32:45 2020 No.21822308

>>21822196
Not much.
>>21822127
The current meme trains are off the rails, I wouldn't jump on them right now. TSLA is going fucking mad but buying now seems very risky. AAPL might be good, there's a stock split soon and it seems to be doing well, but it's also a candidate for a bubble. But it's also a successful company so even if it dips for a while, it'll come back. Don't panic sell AAPL.

For less meme stocks that have actual decent potential right now, TSM and AMD are both promising. I'm also in AYX which is a bit riskier but has a pretty reliable potential for growth if you are patient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:34:34 2020 No.21822359 Is vix, and consequently UVXY, a measure of the volatility of both buying and selling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:35:26 2020 No.21822383 In AAPL at 500.01. The Chad penny wins again~

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:36:04 2020 No.21822399 New thread where

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:46:33 2020 No.21822737 >>21821439 Just buy a motorbike retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 10:49:00 2020 No.21822820 Anyone else seeing the massive volume? AAPL at ~34 rn when average is ~37 for the day

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