help me ausbros

[Anonymous No.21810281]

I am 21 years old. I have no skills and no qualifications. I left school early to do a trade. never completed, and have worked various shit jobs since then. Saving everything I can and investing everything I can. I didnt make it during the last bull run but i have good positions in the market now. I need a 50x to make it.

I was employed full time in march but because of corona i had my contract terminated, and am now just casual. Because they are a small company i dont qualify for jobkeeper. Because im under 22 i dont qualify for jobseeker. Im pretty fucked desu.

I cant just sit and let life go past while i wait for crypto to moon. I need something that will enable me to save upwards of $500+ a week while i can continue to invest.

Never had any good direction or guidance. What the fuck do i do with myself lads?

[Anonymous No.21810316]

>>21810281
Get a good trade.
OR
Get a job at a supermarket that pays well - eg - aldi.
Split your 'investments' across: BTC,ETH,LINK,XMR,BAT,PNK

Don't buy dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.21810324]

What state are you in?

[Anonymous No.21810329]

My friend in a similar position got youth allowance

[Anonymous No.21810330]

>>21810281
Any chance youre in townsville?

[Anonymous No.21810344]

>>21810324
WA, perth

[Anonymous No.21810381]

sell drugs lmfao

[Anonymous No.21810387]

>>21810344
>Perth
wtf just go work in the mines for a year nigger, they will pay for all ya shit and your money goes straight into crypto after a year you've made it ez

[Anonymous No.21810486]

>>21810387
literally right here bro would do this if i wasnt stuck in fucking victoria
https://www.seek.com.au/job/50415157?type=standout#searchRequestToken=0d57eb58-3f64-42bc-8a02-817685c27b6c

[Anonymous No.21810509]

>>21810316
This. Don't buy a car unless you absolutely need one

[Anonymous No.21810523]

>>21810316
Unironically good advice, XMR is abit risky as our exchange is delisting as private coins are abit spooky. LINK has already 200x so it is too late for that.

[Anonymous No.21810539]

>>21810486
>78000 USD
>all expenses paid
>labourer
WTF

[Anonymous No.21810554]

>>21810387
>just go work in the mines

I would happily do so. But that's a pretty vague proposition. How the hell do I get a job in the mines.

>>21810486
This is an intensely physically demanding job. I would need to be doing lifts of over 40kg all day. I only weigh 75kg lmao. I'm not a jock Chad. I post on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.21810563]

>>21810539
Miners make bank in Australia, true story.

[Anonymous No.21810579]

>>21810539
Welcome to Australian mining.

[Anonymous No.21810588]

cant you aussies just buy a gun and go bounty hunting for invasive species or something?

[Anonymous No.21810590]

>>21810281
You could work in childcare. Pay isn't great but there's always demand for workers.

[Anonymous No.21810622]

>>21810281
Buy LINK

[Anonymous No.21810629]

>>21810590
Still needs a working with children certification.

[Anonymous No.21810643]

Considered a stint in the Army? Go Signals or something that doesn't require you to be buff.

That or supermarkets. The hiring freezes will end very soon - start applying now.

[Anonymous No.21810668]

>>21810629
Assuming he's never been arrested that should be easy. Don't know about WA but in other states you can lie on the form and say its for volunteering and not have to pay any money.

[Anonymous No.21810675]

Like i said, sell drugs.

[Anonymous No.21810676]

>>21810281

Out of interest did you apply for youth allowance jobseeker? Or did you just assume you couldn't get it and didn't put in the 90 minutes of effort on the phone to confirm that you weren't eligible for thousands of dollars for free

[Anonymous No.21810689]

>>21810316
Take away PNK add in ONG, XZR and OMG

[Anonymous No.21810696]

>>21810281
buy some bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxhPI-ACYSk
its monkey season

[Anonymous No.21810718]

Have you considered sucking dicks for money? Since you're such a faggot it should come naturally.

[Anonymous No.21810771]

>>21810554
what, youre a pussy now and can't lift 40 kg?

[Anonymous No.21810816]

>>21810554
all i am hearing is you dont wanna make it.

[Anonymous No.21810884]

>>21810281
op im the exact same as you even same age. i have 1k in savings and 30k in crypto if i dont make it this bullrun i will unironically off myself.

[Anonymous No.21811012]

>>21810718
>>21810771
>>21810816
Kek at these anons posting mid day on /biz/ pretending they could even endure a full day shift stacking shelves at Coles.

You know why Mine sight work pays so well? Because your body will be FUCKED and paying 100k to some retard to fuck his body up is nothing compared to their upside

[Anonymous No.21811066]

>>21810281
Honestly just take the hit now and be a plumber or a sparky or sprinkler fitter on union sites you’ll be clearing $1650 people with an Rdo every second week.

[Anonymous No.21811110]

You need 15-25k invested in crypto to make it now. I guess with AUD you might need 25-30k.

[Anonymous No.21811188]

>>21810509
Yeah cars are crazy money just to keep around. Even worse when you see young people take a loan for a new car that will drop a tenth in value the minute it rolls off the lot, and a third in the next 3 years. It blows my mind its acceptable or even admired young people purchasing brand new cars. Bizzare.


>>21810523
I hadn't heard that aus exchanges were de-listing XMR. I tried to keep the list as conservative and blue chip as possible - hence still included link even though its done a 10x in 5 months. It would be worth weighting the list towards the start of the order I placed them in to minimise risk.

>>21810689
>Take away PNK add in ONG, XZR and OMG
No. I sincerely believe you are just winding me up. That is terrible advice. I say PNK because it sincerely has the ability to outsource ADR and other onboarding and offboarding of data to blockchains. if you believe in LINK, you should certainly have faith enough in PNK to purchase even a minimal amount considering it has hardly increased in value as of late compared to other coins and continues to bring flesh out real working products. Its already done a 10x in 6 months. It should easily do a 10x from now, let alone a 100x.

[Anonymous No.21811241]

500 dicks at a $1 a pop my dude

[Anonymous No.21811467]

>>21810281
Just do what I did - work 4 jobs concurrently in-field earning peanuts just so your resume looks ok-ish, burn out and become a miserable procrastinating prick.

Putting $100/week into literally any investment will leave you better off than 95% of this god-forsaken country

[Anonymous No.21811502]

>>21810643
>>21810387

Both solid ideas

Mines = big cash and that boom won’t stop
Army/navy/airforce also easy for a 21 y/o with no other prospects to acquire skills that can be transferred out later. Shit pay though

[Anonymous No.21811904]

>>21811110
What should be that folio ?

[Anonymous No.21811944]

Will this do. Plan is to deploy some gains from AKRO / OCEAN / RSR to LINK / BTC

[Anonymous No.21811991]

>>21810643
why supermarkets?

[Anonymous No.21812010]

>>21811012
>working shifts at coles
Why the fuck would I do that, you faggot? I'm not a useless curry-munching cunt who can't get a job or take a shower. I worked shitkicker jobs when I was young and now that I've done that I can command enough skills and respect to work an actual job doing important work, not useless shit any fuckwit could do

[Anonymous No.21812056]

>>21811944
Swap rsr with STA and you good

[Anonymous No.21812073]

>>21811991
ALDI in Australia pays decently, supermarkets also doesn't require any qualifications.

[Anonymous No.21812098]

>>21812056
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.21812102]

Don’t work in the mines if you can’t handle 10-12h days; 12/13 day fortnight’s, nightshift, shit weather, conditions, work, Not seeing any friends or life outside of work.

[Anonymous No.21812278]

Do the thing that most aussies do in your situation.... Hit the pipe cuzzy

[Anonymous No.21812330]

wish me luck biz

[Anonymous No.21812356]

>>21811012
this. its basically being a full time apprentice with no chance of actually progressing to a real career. professional shit kicker. yeah its alright money but you aint gonna be able to do it for the next 10 years let alone 40.

[Anonymous No.21812407]

>>21810281
Join the military and get a technical job that gives real qualifications, recommend the RAAF.
ADF is one of the top three best paid militaries in the world as well.

[Anonymous No.21812512]

>>21812056
STA is a Nigerian scam. They claim their shitcoin needs to burn in order for you to "balance" your BTC, ETH, and LINK.

[Anonymous No.21812615]

>>21812512
Wrong

[Anonymous No.21812878]

>>21812512
IMO, burning is ab after-effect of a tx involving STA in order to balance the pool/folio.

[Anonymous No.21812887]

there are many things you can do to get money.
specifically right now the handyman job is paying extremely well and u dont need any qualifications or prior experience.
post an ad on gumtree that you are a handyman then when someone rings u up for a quote, ask them what they want you to do, then youtube how to do it. youll get shafted a few times at first but youll make about $50 an hour doing this

[Anonymous No.21812926]

>>21810281
collect 10 cents can and get fit at the same

[Anonymous No.21813037]

>>21812887
Is this how to get into a single mums cunt

[Anonymous No.21813583]

>>21812356
Why the fuck would you need to work a job paying 110k-130k/year for longer than 10 years unless youre an uncontrollable consoomer fucktard

[Anonymous No.21813611]

can't you people farm kangaroos and crocodiles for a living or something

[Anonymous No.21813730]

>>21812056
>>21812056
Awful advice

[Anonymous No.21813783]

>>21810281
Join the ADF. Put every cent you earn into chainlink. Your first 1-1.5 years will all be paid for by them. You will earn roughly 80k that would be completely expendable.

[Anonymous No.21813820]

I moved to Aus from the US. Literally the easiest country to make a living. Factory workers make 80k. Just get a job agency to find you casual work in a factory. Save up. Wait until a year since the bear market starts and put it all in on a few shit coins. Monitor etherscan to see which shit coins link marines accumulate and buy those. You will be a millionaire in 5 years if you follow this advice. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.21813829]

>>21813583
>what is tax
Underage

[Anonymous No.21813849]

>>21812407
RAAF deployments are the way to go. Easiest money you will ever earn. Chill out in a transportable while getting hundreds of dollars per day in danger pay, plus your normal wage (around $75k) and no tax on any of this. I used to also get 70% of my rent paid for and I am still recieving monthly payments towards my mortgage and I have been out 5 years. 2x degrees paid for by aussie tax dollars as well.

[Anonymous No.21813918]

>>21813849
Plus, military casualties are extremely taboo in Australia, so the government does their best to avoid them. 47 total in both Iraq + Afghan vs Americas 7013.

[Anonymous No.21814344]

>>21813829
Its when the government steals your money to pay for welfare checks for immigrants, lazy people, third generation dropkicks and maybe fix a pothole on your street.

[Anonymous No.21814829]

Go back and do your trade.
Tradies get paid more than almost anywhere else in the world here
You honestly don't know how good it is here
>t. cmfeufag clearing 120k

[Anonymous No.21814931]

>>21812407
This 100x
If I was an aussie citizen I would have joined years ago
Wish they let kiwis join
Otherwise just get gud at being an officefag
I never went to uni and I make 85k doing fuck all office shit at big corps

[Anonymous No.21814967]

get a security licence

[Anonymous No.21814991]

>>21814967
there are no jobs in security atm.

[Anonymous No.21814995]

>>21810281
Similar story too
Thing is I never held a job (19) and I don't know whether to do an IT certification (or some other certification) or become a trades man or whatever. I honestly only want to work so I can put it into investments.

[Anonymous No.21815172]

>>21810281
You qualify for jobkeeper regardless of the business size, they just decided not to pursue it for you and terminate your contract, which is a rort. Report it to the fair works ombudsman. As for jobseeker, you're also wrong on that. The only disqualifying factors for jobseeker is if you live within a certain radius of your parents or if you still receive financial support from them. Go fix that shit, I'm getting paid $750 a week right now to do absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.21815210]

>>21810281
i was once like you once, probs still am, but with a degree,
basically you've gotta work the shit jobs and realise where the future is going ie Blockchain, i remember when i finished uni I realised how dumb i was, so i read and read, which it was worth it, tried other jobs worked in film, etc. and, learnt how to play, golf, lift weights, etc oh yeah bough 10 link 5 k DOT and much more.
at the time though io was doing this kool shit but i didnt realise how good it was,

Invest in ONE thing, link for now and when u find the one, go all in and watch, enjoy your youth, study, get your Adult High Skool Diploma FFS or stay fucked like the NEETS in this group

[Anonymous No.21815337]

>>21810588
killing chinks is a little frowned upon these days

[Anonymous No.21815381]

>>21813849
adf does pay tax, unless link moons soon I'll be joining as a military glownigger

[Anonymous No.21815394]

>>21810689
Dont listen to this idiot

[Anonymous No.21815612]

Bro get on youth allowance, you quality - https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/youth-allowance
If you cannot find work, do a TAFE degree that falls under the scholarship program. Free degree and you get student allowance. Better than sitting on your ass unemployed. Unfortunately you missed out for semester two but could be something to look into for next year. I think there are summer classes but not sure if covered.
>>21814995
Working is a meme. I used to dream of being the best in my field, now I just want a paycheck. If you can think of anything that seems bearable, go with it. Save your energy for interests outside of your career.

[Anonymous No.21815686]

>>21815381
I think we ment the danger pay, historically ADF deployments will go for over 6 months at a minimum, so longer than the 90 day out-of-country requirement to stop paying tax and they just stop charging you for it straight away under the assumption you'll do the whole thing

[Anonymous No.21815973]

>>21813820
>Monitor etherscan to see which shit coins link marines accumulate and buy those. You will be a millionaire in 5 years if you follow this advice. You're welcome.
Golden

[Anonymous No.21816049]

>>21815612
>Save your energy for interests outside of your career.
Platinum

[Anonymous No.21816220]

>>21813820
>Monitor etherscan to see which shit coins link marines accumulate and buy those.

well im already balls deep in Lition so thats covered.

>>21815612
I'll chase it up tomorrow. I just assumed because both my parents work and i live at home i dont qualify.

[Anonymous No.21816339]

>>21815686
right. did not know that

[Anonymous No.21816391]

>>21810554
40KG is lighter than you think. If your worried about lifting such light weights literally just do Stronglifts 5x5 for 3 months while drinking a shit ton of milk and you will be way stronger

[Anonymous No.21816398]

>>21815172
it makes me a little mad that the unemployed are making 750 while I work 3 days a week and make 550. "well at least you have a job" go fuck yourself mum I'd be better off if i was still neeting it up

[Anonymous No.21816463]

Hey guys, not OP but I am starting a Lawn Mowing business and I once I am up and running I think I can make $500 a day.

Is that good money?

[Anonymous No.21816479]

>>21816339
Its not anything special, just the same rule that applies to any government employee that works abroad for more than 90 days

[Anonymous No.21816497]

>>21816463
yes. it's around 90k/year before tax

[Anonymous No.21816512]

>>21810281
become a web dev/graphics UX designer
my younger sister is kind of a brainlet and she doesn't want to go to college or acquire any new skills so I taught her how to code and now she's working for a multinational corporation doing UX design

[Anonymous No.21816616]

>>21815612
I sincerely doubt I'll qualify for any government assistance if my dad earns 80k and my mum earns 60k and I still live at home.

[Anonymous No.21816618]

>>21810281
pro tip u cant
the west is fucked, ozfailia is fucked

you have exactly 2 choices.
Revolution.
Poltics, get rid of feminism/diversity/multcult, and mass imigration.


until then jobs will be given to not you and even if you get a job you will be taxed to death


look around houseprice delinked in the late 70's to wages and it's not comming back.

[Anonymous No.21816638]

>>21810579
good luck getiing a mining job

[fanksm8 No.21816758]

buy xcm bro

[Anonymous No.21816995]

>>21811066
Every tradie wants a union job - there not completely retarded like a lot of other individuals in industries who say fuck you to the union - why do they say that - because they’re retarded. The only reason I can think for why this is is gender - that’s a fucking fact.

[Anonymous No.21817044]

>>21816616
You will. You are looking for work, you do not get rent assistance but you will qualify. I am a certified neet.

[Anonymous No.21817449]

>>21817044
So out of interest what's your circumstances and how much do you get?

[Anonymous No.21817525]

I'm 25 and was in a similar position to you recently. If youre any good with people and dont mind sacrificing your weekends most sales jobs are pretty rewarding if they offer commisions

[Anonymous No.21817536]

>>21817449
I have just spent a long time neeting, I work full time now, covid just means working from home. It's comfy desu.