/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21797462]

futures soon
pain for us all

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/futures/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>21793579

[Anonymous No.21797485]

i will fight any bear i see

[Anonymous No.21797500]

Pain

More like painus.

[Anonymous No.21797518]

>>21797462
Surely TSLA and AAPL will dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.21797533]

Each one of those office chairs cost $2000.

[Anonymous No.21797539]

Should I hold my WKHS or sell it for HQU? I think WKHS could do big things but it's probably not going in another moon mission

[Anonymous No.21797553]

We are in the delusion phase

[Anonymous No.21797556]

Reminder that euphoric bulls are the allies of jews and they WILL steal your money with FOMO
Reminder that shorts and swing traders are literally the only people who give a shit that businesses are run competently any more.

[Anonymous No.21797560]

Show yourself now!

[Anonymous No.21797583]

Just buy TQQQ and ell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21797587]

>>21797553
Shut up bear.

[Anonymous No.21797589]

>tfw no gf to trade options in a joint account with

[Anonymous No.21797603]

High yield dividends? Imm looking at
>ARR
>NHF
>TWO

[Anonymous No.21797604]

>>21797533
The next office I work at shall have a very expensive seperate pedestal installed in my chair just to caress my testicles.

Too bad sharper image isn’t publicly listed.

[Anonymous No.21797610]

>>21797553
we are always near the top every fucking day in this shitty general, how many of you dipshits actually make real money

[Anonymous No.21797631]

>>21797533
i like these anime titties a lot

[Anonymous No.21797639]

>>21797589
>that feel when no gf of any sort whatsoever

[Anonymous No.21797648]

>>21797553
We are unironically between the Media Attention and Enthusiasm right now.

[Anonymous No.21797649]

>>21797589
>22 years old
>dating 6 months
>lets herself get talked into putting in 80% of the capital so her boyfriend can attempt to day trade his way out of student debt

This is new bullshit. She will regret it when he loses everything she has

[Anonymous No.21797657]

short SPX and nasdick

[Anonymous No.21797660]

>>21797553
wrong we are return to normal

[Anonymous No.21797663]

>>21797560
I'm right here, anon.

[Anonymous No.21797678]

>>21797631
But they look fake, like he wasn’t modelling them off of Natty tits.

[Anonymous No.21797694]

>>21797649
This is actually what most zoomers are doing because of the fed printer and zero commissions trading. I have some spare cash, let's buy TSLA calls

[Anonymous No.21797701]

TQQQ is going to split soon. The last two times it split at 150 and 130. ITS HAPPENING.

[Anonymous No.21797710]

>>21797657
I hope we crash 80% so I can load up on TQQQ and retire in under 10 years ngl
fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.21797711]

>PIB in Maharashtra

>LIVE from #IITBombay Virtual Convocation:

>President of India's Medal for 2020 goes to Sahil Hiral Shah, B.Tech in Computer Science & Engineering

>Check out virtual avatar of the student receiving medal from Chief Guest and Nobel laureate Prof.

What timeline are we in

[Anonymous No.21797721]

>>21797657
>gay ass guro addict bear
I’m sharpening my penis into a shiv just for you...

[Anonymous No.21797728]

>>21797585

No I don't think it will blow over. Just hoping by next spring I can make so something. Although if we never get it in control here other countries will refuse to let us in. Idk guess we shall see.

[Anonymous No.21797745]

>>21797710
You mean gold miners right anon?

[Anonymous No.21797756]

>>21797589
this sounds like absolute hell

[Anonymous No.21797758]

>>21797694
options are retarded and unless you have knowledge the larger market is unaware of, and you can predict when they'll catch up to your niche information that will change things in a big way, its fucking gambling. i dont know why zoomers dont just do research and buy stocks that make sense. You can find dozens of hours of analysis on any stock that has any chance of making you money easily and even more on the big players and with fractional shares for poor retail brainlets available i dont understand why people keep pulling the lever at the options casino.

[Anonymous No.21797776]

DON'T BE A FOOL
THE CRASH IN IMMINENT
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
DIGIT CONFIRM

[Anonymous No.21797788]

>>21797745
anon I missed the gold miner pump, I have to wait for the crash now

[Anonymous No.21797796]

>>21797745
Not gonna happen, Buffett bought the top again.

[Anonymous No.21797798]

>>21797728
We can go to the UK we just have to quarantine for two weeks... how many of us would be perfectly fine just doing body weight exercises, trading, and watching anime for two weeks? Probably all of us?

Will other countries do this? I’d love to go to Taiwan or japan, OR fake Asia (Canada)

[Anonymous No.21797803]

>>21797776
has there been a single weekend /smg/ since april where we didn't get these doom posters?
post your short position

[Anonymous No.21797808]

>>21797589
my (practice) gf has no stocks

>>21797678
imaginary abstract tits are fine
there is no reason to be obsessed about matching 3dpd breasts, the whole point of 2d is idealism, the realm of the mind
you might as well say that her nose is too small or her eyes are too big
draw the tits in whatever way looks the breast (imo)

[Anonymous No.21797814]

>>21797758
Just buy options 10% otm 3 or 4 weeks out, anon. Sure the gains are smaller but there's a higher chance at profiting even if it's only like $50.

[Anonymous No.21797817]

>>21797701
what even happens when an ETF splits??

[Anonymous No.21797819]

>>21797589
Holy Hell, I looked up her account and she is posting every where looking for advice.

[Anonymous No.21797825]

Am I the only one here bullish on Kratos?

[Anonymous No.21797831]

>>21797603
>ARR
Dividend's been dropping for some time, what gives?
>TWO
Seems like the dividend's all over the place.

[Anonymous No.21797836]

>>21797758
They want to get rich quick, that's it. Plus options has a sort of mystique to it which makes some people think they're intelligent for trading it.

[Anonymous No.21797839]

>>21797758
Because tiktok and wallstreertbets makes it look like it;s easy money so why do research? Most people are financially retarded

[Anonymous No.21797872]

>>21797808
>when the thread had several of your pics reposted
Not bad...

But it looks like he was imitating bad 3dpd fake tits.

[Anonymous No.21797879]

>>21797711
SIR
>>>/wsg/3594864

[Anonymous No.21797898]

>>21797825
I have some KTOS for the long hold
also NOC and ITA and XAR and RTX hehe
and some ARKK, they hold KTOS as well

[Anonymous No.21797907]

>>21797817
Each share just represents a smaller portion of the total. The difference between giving out $1000 in $100 bills or $10 bills.

[Anonymous No.21797925]

>>21797798
By the time I take off two weeks to quarantine there. Then vacation then two weeks quarantine here. Like I can't take off 6 weeks of work. I'm assuming you have to quarantine to and from and yes I wanted to go to Vancouver and Banff. Then Ireland.

[Anonymous No.21797928]

>>21797836
With options, I am able to hedge risk, and make plays regarding direction

I don't need to have the same price targets / fundamental analysis / technical analysis - I can go "I am bullish on X" and buy calls, or go "I am bearish on Y" and buy puts

It is the easiest access for short selling for people without $25,000

Some of the best traders in the world their personal portfolios are 50% equities 50% options

[Anonymous No.21797937]

>>21797814
i've made 600% on my portfolio this year trading straight stocks, half of that in the past couple months. i dont need options, and compared to most of this general my position size now isn't among the largest traders but is definitely quite a bit bigger than most, and gambling it on options is retarded when I can make solid returns on smart trades.

[Anonymous No.21797944]

>>21797898
ARKK holding something is usually bullish. Cathy isn't dumb. Musk has also endorsed the concept of Kratos, if not the company.

[Anonymous No.21797992]

>>21797937
Most people trading options only have like $100 and are trying to claw their way up. Just buying shares doesn't really become incredibly profitable until you've got a couple thousands. The truth is people are just impatient and would rather risk losing everything to see small gains in the distant future rather than walking away for 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.21797999]

>>21797944
>Musk has also endorsed the concept of Kratos
This is meaningless

[Anonymous No.21798020]

>>21797701
Yes please

[Anonymous No.21798022]

>>21797589
I dont know how these guys do it
I have good money and a good job and no gf and he just gets out and gets a girl and takes her money
FML

[Anonymous No.21798032]

>>21797796
Gdxj is only 1/3 of the way to 2011 High

Silver barley half way up on the cup from 2011

Both holding strong as the dollar gets stronger

Prepare for the puuuuuuuuup after a dip down with all equities.

Buffet can’t just buy a miner or even gold, having that much cash makes you very limited to what you can even buy. He bought something that he sees as undervalued and has asymmetric upside even at high levels. But he’s a years down the road guy. I just want a good puuuuuuuump

[Anonymous No.21798033]

>>21797944
Ark mommy is never wrong

[Anonymous No.21798064]

>>21797937
What did you buy to make 600% with just stock? TSLA and AAPL all in?

>>21797999
if howard hughes came back from the dead and told you to buy a stock, would you buy it?

[Anonymous No.21798077]

>>21797485
your naive optimism amuses me

[Anonymous No.21798088]

>>21797533
Tits look fine to me. I've seen some pornstar tits that look fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.21798099]

>>21797798
>Flying to a country just to spend two weeks in a quarantine hotel getting raped financially because they only allow you in hotels with gov contracts

Also, Taiwan isn't allowing Amerifats in until they get shit under control in the US. Why would they risk fucking up the good thing they've had going for them since the start of the outbreak?

[Anonymous No.21798101]

>>21798064
Musk doesn't understand nearly anything he talks about. He is very good at spouting nonsense. Why should anyone care about his opinion on Kratos?

[Anonymous No.21798110]

>>21798033
how can you possibly go wrong buying a company that has "company owned tactical drones" on its balance sheet

[Anonymous No.21798134]

>>21797992
Don't you mean 2 years?

[Anonymous No.21798154]

>>21798101
>reeee rich man bad
lol

[Anonymous No.21798198]

I own 5 shares of TSLA and 40 shares of AAPL. 2 questions:

1) should i just hold both for a year for tax purposes?
2) should i transfer another $15k from my bank account to my brokerage account and use it to buy more AAPL this week before the split?

[Anonymous No.21798220]

>>21798064
yes + amazon, playing all year. I sold everything in mid february and bought in again during the post-crash rebound when everyone kept saying the next leg down was coming soon(tm) like we didnt just drop 30% and the fed was coming to save us, then i went all in on Tesla in June and made +100% off of my initial gains since then, now im hodling TSLA and not putting much more in until I have a comfortable tax buffer on my realized gains to pick up more TSLA

[Anonymous No.21798226]

>>21797776
>off by one
anon please, there is still plenty of time for us to make money before the next big sale

[Anonymous No.21798282]

So how much are we gappping down? 100 points? 200 points?

[Anonymous No.21798294]

>>21798020
Ty for rare pepe, fren

[Anonymous No.21798301]

Listening to the Cancord Genunity presentation Kratos did a week ago. Lots of neat info in there.

[Anonymous No.21798303]

>>21797657
Sorry

14+ trillion global stimulus
Worldwide low interest rates

Mmt and print away the dip are accepted theories. The gfc lesson was should have printed and spent more. Austerity is a dead idea

[Anonymous No.21798309]

>>21797992
If you can only put 100 dollars down that seems like an even better reason to really intensely understand what you're buying, the dollar figure doesn't matter percentages are king in this game. if you can only throw in 100 bucks and your idea is to pick a stock, stroke your dick and decide how you feel about its direction youre going to get burned and lose it all

[Anonymous No.21798313]

>>21797589
This is why you don't tell anyone about your money or let them have access to your money to start with. Even if your married.

[Anonymous No.21798317]

>>21797701
Explain. What kinda split?
Regular or reverse?
What happened last time?

[Anonymous No.21798324]

>>21797553
What stocks are currently in the stealth phase rn?

[Anonymous No.21798362]

>>21798324
KTOV
KODK

[Anonymous No.21798367]

>>21798324
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.21798369]

>>21798101
Reeeeeee he self taught instead of 25 years at uni reeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.21798379]

>>21798294
My pleasure, fren

[Anonymous No.21798385]

>>21797776
Post ur puts. You know the drill.

Lemme guess you're account has been btfod and ypu keep posting this to feel like you're not the only who lost money on puts thereby hoping everyone else loses with you.

[Anonymous No.21798387]

leafy... a has been washed up youtuber posted over a 200% return since 2018 and has proceeds over 10 million. how does an edgelord youtuber with no formal education outperform everyone on /smg/? Time to explain yourself /smg/.

[Anonymous No.21798399]

>>21798313
Cant you prenup your stock account out of the deal? Although secret is good too

[Anonymous No.21798402]

>>21798309
I don't disagree. People should know what they're buying but I think people would rather just risk it on the gamble.

Long-term otm calls are sick though.

[Anonymous No.21798432]

>>21798387
leafy is like onlyfans for people who want gay YouTube drama instead of tits

[Anonymous No.21798442]

The March crash was caused by everyone being leveraged to the tits + lockdown + oil price wars -> margin calls.

The Fed initiated ZIRP and infinite QE and society has fully adjusted to doombull mode so death and unemployment don't scare us.

The next crash would probably be something like skyrocketing worldwide demand for the dollar to pay off dollar-denominated debt, bond yields increasing, or surprise interest rate increases for some reason.

[Anonymous No.21798449]

>>21798387
If I had access to 1,000,000, I could turn into 100,000,000 easily

[Anonymous No.21798464]

I overheard one of the brain dead nigger truck drivers at UPS talking about buying Tesla. Are we at the top?

[Anonymous No.21798498]

Are you all putting 15-20% into a roth IRA?

Hm?

[Anonymous No.21798538]

>>21798464
No. It can go for years from here.

We just had the simplest and biggest dip into bull run in history

Literally a downward line into an upward line. It attracts everyone into the market. Its not the same aS unemployed getting 5 mortgages like gfc.

It just increases vol and meme stock runs

[Anonymous No.21798539]

>>21798498
As soon as leftists win their final victory they'll just retcon your earnings being tax free and take it all anyway. Invest in large PVC storage pipes and firearms.

[Anonymous No.21798551]

Literally none of the new people I'm talking to were in the market prior to March crash or oil crash. This is concerning. They don't even know what PE or greeks are.

[Anonymous No.21798565]

>>21798442
Oh yeah there's also war but nobody cares about conventional warfare anymore. The future of warfare is cyber, economic, and psychological (i.e. social media bots).

[Anonymous No.21798567]

>>21798464
>Are we at the top?
I thought that at $1600 and then it went up another 25% in like 4 days and I could have made a killing. But it's still Tesla and just swings too wildly for my heart to take.

[Anonymous No.21798581]

>>21798442
Commercial and residential mortgages blowing up alongside subprime vehicle loans as the forbearance issuance ends and moves into defaults. Also credit issuance to new (probably subprime) borrowers during the panic.

[Anonymous No.21798590]

>>21798449
I disagree. It's harder to make big returns once you have more money. It's easy to dump $1000 into some speculative options play. Try doing that with your entire net worth at 1 million. Growing a few million into 10 million in less than 2 years is extremely impressive and much better than anything i've seen on /smg/

[Anonymous No.21798598]

>>21798565
There's literally like a dozen active conventional conflicts right now. Don't confuse all shooting wars with WW3. The future of warfare involving low intensity conflict, disposable drones and laser guided artillery has been proven time and again in Northern Syria.

[Anonymous No.21798605]

>>21798464
The top. We haven't even left Earth yet. We're going to Mars pal buckle your seatbelts and don't forget to adjust your stop loss.

>>21798551
Shut up and let us buy what we want

[Anonymous No.21798607]

>>21798551
Half the zoomers who made bank probably don't know what greeks are, to be fair. The less you know about the market the more your portfolio will grow. That's kind of a joke but it's true. Once you know more you'll start to question yourself more rather than relying on instinct and relying on instinct way better than using psudeo-knowledge that most of this board probably has.

[Anonymous No.21798622]

>>21797553
I hate this chart because it's like flat Earth, you fall of the edge of the world if you suggest to keep going forward.

[Anonymous No.21798627]

>>21798551
I wouldn't worry about it, none of these newfag "traders" have any effect on the market. It's just because everyone is home and bored trying to find new hobbies.

[Anonymous No.21798626]

>>21798590
Anybody with a brain can buy LEAPS on FAGMAN.

[Anonymous No.21798641]

>>21798626
Then post your 10 million dollar account like leafy did...

[Anonymous No.21798654]

>>21798551
The more I learn the more cautious I get and the less opportunities I take that would have resulted in a lot of cash. From what I've experienced knowing less is more of a blessing. Like walking through a tunnel and there's a serial killer sleeping there that you never woke up. You had no idea and were clear headed the entire time and you went on with your life. Then a month later you learn he was there.

[Anonymous No.21798661]

>>21798641
I'll post my 700k from 100k when I get home

[Anonymous No.21798669]

>>21798590
Deep ITM calls with QQQ with ~1 yr expiry. Rotate into new calls every few weeks.
Congrats you have TQQQ without the expense ratio

[Anonymous No.21798676]

>>21798590
Try turning $1 into $10. That's pretty hard, right? You'd have to 10x. If you've got 1m you can make more plays (they have to be safe though) More plays = better chances of profiting. There have been lots of times in the past where I would have made literal bank if I had enough money to make certain plays I wanted to at the time.

[Anonymous No.21798690]

>>21798607
This most retarded thing ever read, congratulations!

[Anonymous No.21798692]

>>21798551

So? Just celebrate that new people are entering the market to pump your stocks. I was considering getting into the market at first, but normies kept scaring me out of it "OMG YOU'LL LITERALLY LOSE ALL OF YOUR MONEY, IT'S LIKE GAMBLING" but when I saw the crash in March I jumped in. I'm making tons of money, I don't need to know whatever the fuck a greek is

[Anonymous No.21798696]

Is it $4000 robinhood accounts
Or 14 trillion stimulus and low borrow rates letting people get billions at under 1% to invest with?

[Anonymous No.21798703]

Pro tip for you niggers that like day trading options: look for a delta of 90 or above that way the negative effect of theta is kept to a negligible minimum and your option will be most sensitive to the movement of the underlying making it easier to predict based on whatever TA voodoo you're using on the underlying's chart.
Good luck this week. Options bro signing off until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21798704]

>>21798442
bond yields would go down when the dollar goes up and JPOW is the worst poker player ever, already said he's not raising rates anytime soon. Problem is banks need even lower rates to meet their lending needs which aren't being met. I'm betting they will crash the market to get their lower rates and more QE, thus sending the dollar higher again, yields lower and bonds up. just like what happened in march and in the GFC. Everyone is betting on inflation and short the dollar... don't think so

[Anonymous No.21798720]

>>21797657
Based guro bear

[Anonymous No.21798722]

>>21798607
This. Recall a study where newer investors did better than those who were knowledgeable and been in the market longer.

[Anonymous No.21798774]

>>21798590
Lmao you can't be serious. If I had that level of money (1,000,000) I'd likely be at 1.5 million if I started beginning of July 2020.

[Anonymous No.21798800]

>>21798692
Enjoy losing money on options without knowing what Greeks are lol

[Anonymous No.21798822]

>>21798581
Commercial real estate is 100% fucked.

Credit Acceptance Corporaton (subprime auto loans) is back to pre-COVID levels which is mind boggling. I mean, nobody has to fucking drive a car if we're all work-from-home, unemployed, or quarantined.

[Anonymous No.21798826]

>>21798722
You don't even need beginner investors. Animals routinely do it. Its why mutual funds are big memes.

[Anonymous No.21798872]

>>21798822
American mentality

People are buying cars right now while complaining about being worried about their job income.

Huge % of americans are ideal idiot consumers

[Anonymous No.21798882]

>>21798669
I'm basically doing that right now, long-dated QQQ stock replacement with a high delta option and selling near month calls against it (50% of the portfolio). The other 50% is in volatility products (VXX, SVXY).
The consistent outperformance comes from very low portfolio drawdowns and harvesting gains in good times.

[Anonymous No.21798897]

>>21798498
Yes maxing out my 401k and Roth IRA. I won't be eligible for Roth IRA next year though because I will make too much.

[Anonymous No.21798906]

>>21798872
Meaning the increase in depression and negative moods leads to higher idiotic spending. I feel bad and have shit finances better buy a new car on debt

[Anonymous No.21798927]

>>21798872
Does the average american have at least 20k in their brokerage account?

[Anonymous No.21798948]

>>21798927
Avg american has negative wealth

[Anonymous No.21798969]

>>21798872
Good if they don’t consume our stocks won’t go up.

[Anonymous No.21798992]

>>21798927
>average American
>brokerage account
You know this is kind of a niche thing right?

[Anonymous No.21799011]

How do I invest in the japanese vidya industry?

[Anonymous No.21799016]

>>21798948
I find it appalling the average american can't come up with a sudden $2000 emergency expense.

[Anonymous No.21799039]

>>21798690
Research can only take you so far. A lot of times, the market can only make sense in hindsight. "Market did X because Y even though it wouldn't have made sense to assume so at the time."

This is where so many people mess up. People try to cheat the market, they think it's some kind of numbers game they can beat if they research enough. The truth is, you really only need fundamentals because this isn't a numbers game, but rather a psychological game.

Conventional logic would state that Precious Metals would have shot up in March because of the crash and uncertainty, but no, they actually went down. Why is that? People were scared. People aren't robots, they feel fear, anxiety, worry. I said it before but the reason psychology is the reason a lot of resistance levels are seen on multiple of 5, 10, or milestones (I.E, stock has been crabbing between 24.50 and 24.75 and finally manages to hit 25 and then tank.)

[Anonymous No.21799054]

>>21799011
... uhh, buy Nintendo? Or take two interactive

[Anonymous No.21799080]

>>21798464
>Are we at the top?
Ultimate top nobody knows. Near short term top, probably. Some data points to consider:
>1050% rise since May 2019
>~490% rise since covid valley in March
>PE ratio 1041
>Monthly RSI 89, Weekly 84, Daily 78

Can it keep going? Sure. Meme stocks can continue being stupid for a lot longer than you think. Will it encounter a violent retrace at some point without index bearish pressure to help (like March)? Probable. Either that or it hits the crab for a lengthy period of time as happened from 2017 to 2019.

[Anonymous No.21799121]

>>21798822
They are buying cars with the money they get from the government

[Anonymous No.21799156]

>>21798992
do you really tell yourself that?
56% of americans have savings plans

the other 44% started using robinhood 3 months ago and are green after investing in iphone

[Anonymous No.21799162]

>>21799054
I'd rather support smaller studios. Cucktendo isn't much different from western vidya companies.

[Anonymous No.21799168]

>>21798198
Yes and congrats on your aapl covered calls

[Anonymous No.21799186]

>>21798822
I suspect a lot of people are buying in as a product of lowered interest rates. Despite sales being down (-20%) YoY, somehow used car prices at auction are up 30% in some cases. I don't know how to intuit that. Personally I'm leaning towards manipulation, especially with the Hertz + Advantage bankruptcies and the way their fleet purchases were arranged (or Hertz's at least). I can't imagine that the payment deferrals, and thus default halting could possibly effect prices to a 30% upside. I can hardly believe anybody is buying at auction given those rates.

[Anonymous No.21799189]

>>21797589
I manage my wife's 403b and roth IRA but I'm not playing around with smg picks with her money. Has 150k in savings/CDs and it's frustrating.

[Anonymous No.21799200]

Buying bank calls for the end of the year? They're pretty much the only cheapos that are left, and some of them had good quarterly numbers. The risk of massive credit loss is overblown, I think.

[Anonymous No.21799205]

>>21799156
Nice statistics there chief.

[Anonymous No.21799208]

>>21798605
By something so grandiose with no reservations about anything bad possibly happening: I bet it's going to have one hell of a water-landing like Icarus on his jetpack.

[Anonymous No.21799216]

>>21799162
I don't think there are many Japanese devs listed. Nintendo is mostly alright but their localization team in America likes to change a bunch of things to fit muh agenda. But barring that, I think Nintendo games have sucked for awhile now. Switch is cool but there aren't games.

[Anonymous No.21799245]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE0EkrElCRk
Trump conference about to start.

[Anonymous No.21799249]

Any reason to not throw like $500-1000 into TSLA tomorrow and ride it for the week? I would probably sell on Friday and buy back after the split

[Anonymous No.21799261]

>>21798897
Can’t you backdoor your way through traditional ira?

[Anonymous No.21799274]

>>21799249
You didn't do it last week and go up 30% already

[anon No.21799290]

>>21797553
That's for individuals holdings, not for indexs.

There are underlying reasons why its shooting. It isn't chainlink cus of memes and pure greed..

People are fearful already.

[Anonymous No.21799305]

>>21799245
I've heard he's announcing Plasma Rifles for the Space Force, is that correct?

[Anonymous No.21799317]

>>21799245
CHINA

[Anonymous No.21799319]

>>21799274
I mean yeah, but at least I got the FNGU gains. Is there any reason to think TSLA won't just continue up until the split though?

[Anonymous No.21799320]

>>21799162
I’m not talking about devs, you want exposure to The Japanese Gaming industry? can’t buy devs? Go up the chain, who’s platform do they all produce for? They are the beneficiaries

[Anonymous No.21799331]

>>21799245

MAKE AMERICANS RICH AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.21799380]

>>21799245
>GameStop wins contract to supply COVID antibody plasma donation locations

[Anonymous No.21799388]

>>21799205
I see you are new here sorry

It seems you are part of the elect, welcome to the super secret trader club

[Anonymous No.21799408]

Is it too late to buy Apple?

[Anonymous No.21799419]

>>21799380
Something like that WOULD happen.

[Anonymous No.21799420]

SOON

[Anonymous No.21799424]

>>21799380
kek

[Anonymous No.21799426]

>>21799408
No, but you should probably buy tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.21799442]

Which one are you going into

[Anonymous No.21799446]

>>21799426
AAPL or MSFT?

[Anonymous No.21799456]

>>21797553
>implying this applies to the market as a whole

[Anonymous No.21799460]

>>21799245
give us your blood goyim!

[Anonymous No.21799462]

>>21799261
Yeah. I have a rollover IRA though so I have to move it first. My 401k and rollover are through fidelity so maybe it'll be easy to move

[Anonymous No.21799468]

>>21799200
Banks have been performing like shit since 08. Everyone hates and distrusts them: normal folks, the government, and investors. They’re too big and complicated and vulnerable from every single direction.

[Anonymous No.21799471]

>>21799446
Apple and Tesla, sell Tesla next month and move your gains to Apple.

[Anonymous No.21799475]

>>21799442
Doordash and RH are going to print. AirBNB is going to be a good long hold.

[Anonymous No.21799478]

>>21799426
Is the play to buy AAPL and/or TSLA and hold until Friday, then sell and re-buy after the split?

[Anonymous No.21799487]

>>21799442
Robinhood

[Anonymous No.21799493]

Does this mean CERS will be a good play now?

[Anonymous No.21799513]

>>21799478
No one really when it corrects, you can sell any time you've made gains, but then don't buy if it pumps again, don't FOMO, wait for the guaranteed dip in October/November.

[Anonymous No.21799529]

>>21799388
Simply ridiculous claims. The majority of Americans are not actively engaged in purchasing, or trading equities.

[Anonymous No.21799541]

>>21799245
cant believe trump trying unironically pump futures open -_-;

[Anonymous No.21799558]

>>21799420
how many times old man

[Anonymous No.21799562]

>>21797589
>its mostly my money
Women are the worst. She wouldnt think twice about spending it all if it were the other way around.

[Anonymous No.21799580]

>>21799513
>don't buy if it pumps again
I was thinking of buying before the nu-pump, post split. I have a feeling TSLA is going straight back up after the split. Why a dip in October/November?

[Anonymous No.21799584]

>>21799442
Airbnb and palantir are on the maybe swing list. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.21799604]

>>21799513
>guaranteed dip in October/November
What will guarantee it?

[Anonymous No.21799622]

>>21799580
Profit Taking and Elections. Greed will be irresistible after the Split Pump calms down.

[Anonymous No.21799630]

>>21799039
You're appending a narrative where none exists. You don't know why gold went down in March. Nor do I. In hindsight we can point at the paper market and all the bullshit you have to do to get into proper COMEX trading (contracts are 100oz), and the liquidity issues that it brought on, which triggered a selloff on long positions forced to cover on margin or whatever. Physical is intractable though, it doesn't even really adhere to spot. So really paper traders lapsed because banks were having liquidity issues and margin called which forced a selloff. Also of note is that spot only fell 14%, and I wonder what kind of premiums were being charged during the March selloff for physical, 'cause if it was better than 10% it really didn't dip in relationship to the dollar.

[Anonymous No.21799643]

>>21799604
Boomers that think which team's boomer in the white house matters

[Anonymous No.21799694]

>>21798626
what does FAGMAN stand for, again? been seeing this term thrown around a lot lately, guessing it's some alt version of FANG?

[Anonymous No.21799709]

>>21799622
>>21799643
In that case shouldn't the play be
>buy TSLA this week and ride gains thru Friday, sell at close
>buy back in after the split on Monday
>ride the gains until battery day and sell, stay out until October/November

[Anonymous No.21799721]

>>21799694
Facebook, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Apple, Netflix (maybe soon to be replaced by NVDA)

[Anonymous No.21799724]

>>21799694
lurk more

[Anonymous No.21799731]

>>21799694
fagbook Amazon Google Microsoft apple Netflix

Dunno why netflix is in there desu

[Anonymous No.21799744]

>>21799694
Fb
Appl
Goog
Msft
Amzn
Nflx

[Anonymous No.21799745]

>>21799709
If you still don't have it, you've missed out on some gains. I'd buy tomorrow and sell before the Battery Day for sure then. Just hold through the split, no way in hell you could time it,

[Anonymous No.21799751]

>>21799189
dollar cost average into the SPY or QQQ and you should be fine

[Anonymous No.21799766]

>>21799529
Shut the fuck up you absolutely braindead niggerfaggot.

>>21799245
OPERATION WARP SPEED

Say it with me GOLDEN DOOM BULL

[Anonymous No.21799787]

Hey kings will this make me money?

[Anonymous No.21799788]

>>21799245
this is the start of the true bull run

[Anonymous No.21799835]

>35% reduction in mortality

Markets are going to the moon this week, aren't they? Will I finally be able to afford my Audrey Hepburn Robot?

[Anonymous No.21799839]

>>21799245
B U L L I S H

[Anonymous No.21799852]

>>21799745
>Just hold through the split, no way in hell you could time it
I would probably be buying $500-1000 worth of fractional TSLA shares, just to ride the gains through the week. The only reason I think selling on Friday would be a good idea is because splitting the fractional shares sounds hairy

[Anonymous No.21799862]

I'll see you bull bros at the yacht parties

[Anonymous No.21799867]

should i try and day trade the Xpeng IPO

[Anonymous No.21799877]

>>21799245

EMBRACE TRADITION!

Pic related. His name was Jim.

[Anonymous No.21799884]

>>21799852
A fair point, sell and buy back the full shares.

[Anonymous No.21799890]

>>21799721
what about TSLA?

[Anonymous No.21799904]

I should dump these Apple calls on Friday right

[Anonymous No.21799910]

>>21799766
>>>/pol/
Take your two digit IQ and your absentee vocabulary with you

[Anonymous No.21799946]

>>21799904
I would.

[Anonymous No.21799953]

Plasma has now become a dangerous risky and ultimately inhumane treatment to 40% of americans

[Anonymous No.21799956]

How do I get approved for options on schwab, bros.

[Anonymous No.21799966]

Futures <verb> <adverb> on <adjective> <noun>.

[Anonymous No.21799993]

>>21799956
Call and ask

[Anonymous No.21799997]

Futures medium rare!

[Anonymous No.21800008]

>>21799953
They are literally saying this on r/politics right now

[Anonymous No.21800020]

Kim Jong Un is dead probably, this will rattle investors because of the uncertainty
Also virus treatment news will cause a rotation out of tech at least for the week

[Anonymous No.21800027]

>Pump it, pump it all.

[Anonymous No.21800037]

>>21798369
Musk went to uni

[Anonymous No.21800053]

>>21799956
They're really stingy. I had to ask three times and they finally upgraded me to at least Level 1, up from Level 0 which was useless.

I just do my stock trading there and use Robinzoom for options because they don't give a fuck and are happy to let you lose everything being stupid.

[Anonymous No.21800061]

>>21800020
>Kim Jong Un is dead probably, this will rattle investors because of the uncertainty
Nobody cares about that frog
>Also virus treatment news will cause a rotation out of tech at least for the week
Vaccine would, Plasma Treatment won't, it doesn't work most of the time.

[Anonymous No.21800068]

>>21799966
Futures dump on retardded jannies

[Anonymous No.21800081]

>>21799442
Doordash, Instacart are going to print like fuck

[Anonymous No.21800093]

plösmā

[Anonymous No.21800101]

>>21800037
Yeah but he read books to learn a bunch of subjects

[Anonymous No.21800104]

>>21799904
stop gambling

[Anonymous No.21800110]

>>21799890
FAGTMAN

[Anonymous No.21800118]

I just put bought $1,000 AAPL You think it will go beyond $500 this week?

[Anonymous No.21800131]

>>21800118
Markets are closed

[Anonymous No.21800147]

>>21799039
>The truth is, you really only need fundamentals because this isn't a numbers game, but rather a psychological game.

this is a big realization people eventually have to figure out. the only really predictable thing in the market is hype surrounding news events, understanding how people and institutions react to big events especially in name brand companies everyone knows. it's why im so sure about TSLA and AAPL that i put literally all my money into them for the forward split stuff. honestly wish i got in sooner but hey better late than never i guess. now i focus on finding more events and gauging sentiment surrounding them on the web, and getting out before the events actually occur. because there's no fucking way to actually know what the result of an event will be, unless you have some illegal insider knowledge or something, you can only predict the before and after reactions.

[Anonymous No.21800176]

>>21800104
How is it gambling? They're not weeklies and it's Apple not some penny shitter.

[Anonymous No.21800178]

>2.47%

[Anonymous No.21800186]

>>21799904
Selling mine friday before theta fucks me

[Anonymous No.21800187]

>>21800110
so if you throw in NVDA and AMD you've got FAAGTMANN?

[Anonymous No.21800189]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.21800192]

KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
>KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
>KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
>KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
>KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
>KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
>KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP
>KIM JONG UN IN A COMA, HANDS POWER OVER TO SISTER KIM YO JONG - NYP

[Anonymous No.21800205]

Futures blood green

[Anonymous No.21800206]

What the fuck did Trump announce at the press conference?

[Anonymous No.21800212]

how does he hand over power in a coma?

[Anonymous No.21800215]

>>21800192
SHORT EWY

[Anonymous No.21800227]

oooooooooo?

[Anonymous No.21800229]

>>21800206
Give me your blood
So I can give it to boomers

[Anonymous No.21800236]

>Tfw getting gaped by bbc.

Also post apple prediction for this week. Trips is the truth. i predict 600

[Anonymous No.21800238]

>>21800206
Plasma Rifles or something, wasn't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.21800241]

>>21800131
You know what I mean, dumbass. It’s queued.

[Anonymous No.21800242]

>>21800192
Is she insane to or is she I dunno actually normal?

[Anonymous No.21800247]

>>21800206
Every black person will get a 300k usd check as reparations

[Anonymous No.21800257]

>>21800238
fuck you for making me laugh so hard irl

[Anonymous No.21800263]

>>21800192
How many times is this guy gonna go into a coma before he's actually dead

[Anonymous No.21800269]

>>21800206
he has successfully created genetically engineered catgirls and they're being delivered to every NEET as we speak

[Anonymous No.21800281]

>>21800206
The cure to COVID is a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range

[Anonymous No.21800294]

>>21797462
what pain?

[Anonymous No.21800300]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21800305]

>3400 /ES

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21800310]

all bears to be shot on sight

[Anonymous No.21800327]

>>21798722
>>21798826
For how long did they manage to do that though? Its like saying, someone who went all in on black made a killing while the seasoned roulette player made moderate gains using his strategy. What do you think all this zoomers are goung to do when things normalize and there arent any Teslas to 100x in 2 months?

[Anonymous No.21800334]

AAPL $565 EOD screencap

[Anonymous No.21800340]

>>21800236
If it follows last weeks trend, 585 EoW. I'd say a more conservative answer would be 515-520 though.

[Anonymous No.21800352]

anyone know of any AMD catalysts coming up besides the console shit in december?

[Anonymous No.21800367]

>US FDA announces emergency authorization for convalescent plasma to treat Covid-19
How the fuck do I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.21800372]

>>21800206

Convalescent plasma therapy confirmed safe and effective for the treatment of Wuhan Flu.

[Anonymous No.21800406]

>>21800367
Long vampires
Short werewolves

[Anonymous No.21800417]

Hmm should I buy close my spy puts and sell new ones or dump it all into apple?

[Anonymous No.21800421]

Is there anyway to speed up RH bank transfers? I lost instant deposit because I accidentally withdrew more than I had lmfao.

[Anonymous No.21800441]

>Subway, Staples, Gamestops have been temporarily authorized to become plasma donation sites due to having large amounts of real estate across the country.

[Anonymous No.21800443]

>>21800372
*Chinese Flu

[Anonymous No.21800471]

>>21799910
go back to breadpit nigger

I'm here trading stocks

[Anonymous No.21800472]

cant believe we unironically gapped up

[Anonymous No.21800473]

>>21800441
Wait is the GameStop thing real?

[Anonymous No.21800515]

>>21800372
How effective?

[Anonymous No.21800516]

>>21800352
intel's practically conceded for the next 4 years already, what else could possibly pump AMD's higher? It's more likely to just crab upwards until Intel fucks up again if they're too slow on redesigning their shit under TSM's processes

[Anonymous No.21800569]

>market will continue to climb to parabolic levels from treatment news
It's just a treatment, not a CURE. It might never be possible to make cure for a Coronavirus, and if it is, it's still years away.

God help us if another unexpected event* happens. The kind of money flowing will be mind bending.

[anon No.21800574]

>>21799245
AgaINST THE CHINA VIRUS

Based

[Anonymous No.21800580]

I fucking love when Donald Pump announces shit on Sundays.

[Anonymous No.21800583]

>>21800472
>I can't believe we did the thing we've done every Monday since June

[Anonymous No.21800597]

>>21800472
Are you the guy who kept complaining about getting destroyed from shorting NQ last week? I'm surprised you haven't been liquidated yet. Should happen this week though

[Anonymous No.21800618]

>>21800580
He didn't really announce anything that we can get in on though.

[Anonymous No.21800636]

>>21800597
shhh, give him more encouragement. i need more TSLA and AAPL shorts who have to cover at a loss to pump my stocks more.

[Anonymous No.21800645]

>>21800472
Monday we have lows in coronavirus reporting. Its the most consistent green day

[Anonymous No.21800647]

>>21800242
Nothing will change, she's just a bit smarter if the rumors are true

[Anonymous No.21800680]

>>21800192
>NYP
gonna need a source that hasn't also claimed several killer asteroids would kill us all

[Anonymous No.21800687]

>>21800516
so nothing big and memey, just a general crabby uptrend until december, then? just checking. i saved a quarter of my portfolio to try a strategy with them where i buy some on red days and then sell on a profitable-relative-to-the-average-share-price green day. worst case scenario i just hodl until it's profitable because i know it'll keep making new ATH's eventually. upward crab would actually be great for this.

[Anonymous No.21800688]

How do we short the housing market?

Here's why housing prices are high. Prices are set when willingness to pay meets willingness to sell. Right now many people aren't willing to sell, partly because they're getting huge stimulus and they can't be evicted. Meanwhile many of the 50% who still have jobs are working remotely so have the option to move out of cities also have the means to overpay because of low rates and the willingness to overpay because they really want to move out of crowded cities and to the burbs. The prices are set by the people in the market now. They're not forward looking at all. If anyone would be forward looking it would be the investors, but they're inside the bubble and can't see it. Once the makeup of the participants in the market changes, the prices will also change. When and how this happens will depend on some uncontrollable factors and in how the fed and government respond by creating currency out of thin air.

[Anonymous No.21800722]

Finally hit 25k mark in my rh account. How can i use this to my advantage

[Anonymous No.21800731]

>>21800688
Watch The Big Short, get overconfident, buy some OTM put on a mortgage REIT, lose everything, kill yourself when the market crashes a day after you're liquidated

[Anonymous No.21800753]

>>21800688
Reduce the cost to build homes and make them better. House building needs innovation.

[Anonymous No.21800766]

>>21800597
no kek me make money all last week from shorting nq thats how good am

[anon No.21800770]

>>21800688
tl:dr boomers

[Anonymous No.21800783]

>>21800722
Day trade until it drops back under 25k, realize day trading is a trap, then go back to what you were doing before

[Anonymous No.21800792]

>>21800753
haha house printer go brrrr

seriously though isn't land the problem, not the house itself?

[Anonymous No.21800793]

here's hoping for a GME gap up tomorrow. if so on volume, i'm going to be entering on the breakout of the premarket highs, to the fucking moon on shorts covering.

[Anonymous No.21800821]

>>21800569
>It's just a treatment, not a CURE.
And the average normalfag things wearing a pillow case on your head protects you. It doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.21800831]

>>21800722
Buy enough of a single stock to start selling covered calls. Sell lotto tickets to retards.

[Anonymous No.21800850]

>>21800831
My friend thought his 490 would never get exercised, and it did!

[Anonymous No.21800855]

>>21800792
Houses still cost a lot on cheap land

[Anonymous No.21800860]

How do you think AAPL will do after the split?

[Anonymous No.21800897]

>>21800860
It will do the exact same thing it always did after the split.

[Anonymous No.21800901]

>>21800850
490 what?

[Anonymous No.21800904]

>>21800472
welcome to the grate house

[Anonymous No.21800905]

Why are retrds waiting fir apple and tesla splits to buy in?

[Anonymous No.21800925]

>>21800901
I don't even trade it and I know it's AAPL. You're NGMI.

[Anonymous No.21800963]

>>21800753
>Reduce the cost to build homes
Regulations demanding minimum square footage drive prices up. A lot of the country is covered by codes requiring you to build giant McDonalds amerifat housing or else it's "squalor illegal preying on poh' peepo"

[Anonymous No.21800966]

>>21800925
So you're arguing against covered calls?

[Anonymous No.21800973]

>>21800905
Because there is a lot of money to be made on selling to retards buying in in the run up to the split

[Anonymous No.21800974]

should i make covered calls on BAC this week or is this shit still going to dump

[Anonymous No.21801011]

>>21800783
t. retard

[Anonymous No.21801054]

i was gonna go all in on apple but now microcock is joining epic against them so maybe not

[Anonymous No.21801076]

>>21800783
A reasonable person
>>21801011
A literal retard

[Anonymous No.21801079]

>>21800974
Unironically bank stocks provide the real clear picture of this economy and will probably only pump when there is news relating to the market as a whole, like a vaccine passing testing, instead of something like Apple splitting

So yeah, bank stocks will probably dump for a while until new vaccine news comes out

[Anonymous No.21801124]

>>21800974
Considering it hasn't gone up, it will probably continue sideways regardless of earnings. So covered calls would probably be decent, just sell very close to the money or ITM if you're worried.

[Anonymous No.21801137]

>>21800688
There is definitely a housing bubble. My home has almost doubled in value. In 7 years. Hit almost peak housing collapse last time. We are shitty brick homes in the Midwest it's absolutely baffling to me the price homes in my block are now selling for.... I feel we won't feel the effects in the housing market for at least another year or so

[Anonymous No.21801147]

>>21801054
>but now microcock is joining epic against them so maybe not
What's this about?

[Anonymous No.21801167]

>>21801079
Bank stocks need interest rates and credit markets to not be trash. Forget the virus.

[Anonymous No.21801177]

>>21801147
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2020/08/23/microsoft-publicly-backs-epic-in-fight-against-apple-over-fortnite-and-unreal/#3fa5e4813015

[Anonymous No.21801178]

>>21801054
Epic isn’t going to win, if they win then pornhub will sue Nintendo to get their app on the switch

[Anonymous No.21801187]

>>21801147
Epic Games suing Apple for mor being able to sell Fortnite in game purchases without Apple taking 30%. They took Fortnite off the app store because of this.

[Anonymous No.21801189]

>>21801079
You think BAC will be the bank stock to buy though? Maybe I’ll buy 100 if it dips enough soon.

[Anonymous No.21801207]

>>21798590
It's not true. If you have large money you can do shit like sell covered calls on amzn, which returns are far better than selling covered calls on, say, amd by % of investment cost. And that's just a really crappy example. A better one: you can outright buy out companies which are trading under their NAV and force them to liquidate everything and pay you (this is what warren did, he never really invested in companies for real). You can invest in safe-stage startups (when they've already managed to secure 20m in funding and they're about to go to market). You can do real estate if that's your thing.
None of that is possible if you don't have lots of money to start with, and all those options give far better returns than you could get otherwise.

[Anonymous No.21801288]

>>21801187
that's so retarded for Epic of all companies to try and point out Apple on their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.21801292]

Is $ADMA a buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.21801298]

>>21801189
BAC if poor
GS or JPM if rich

[Anonymous No.21801329]

>>21801288
They're like 49% owned by Tencent, so you can probably do the math on why this is happening.

[Anonymous No.21801331]

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[Anonymous No.21801342]

>>21801178
Seems the next appropriate step for clownworld.

[Anonymous No.21801500]

>>21801187
>>21801177
That is so retarded. No idea what's going to come of it. I think eitherway will be good anyway. Either the shit falls through and aapl moons and I make money, or it doesn't and all centralized stores die and customers are happy.