/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.21793579]

vaccine edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
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>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
>>21786364

[Anonymous No.21793617]

i think.. i think im making it bros

[Anonymous No.21793634]

>>21793617
use a leveraged ETF like TQQQ on the next correction so you can do more with your limited capital

[Anonymous No.21793639]

First for buy Tesla

[Anonymous No.21793645]

>>21793617
Good, now sell.

[Anonymous No.21793654]

are we buying apple calls for 8/28 and shares before the split?

[Anonymous No.21793661]

akchual bread >>21793608
>>21793608

[Anonymous No.21793667]

Apple will never go above 515.

[Anonymous No.21793698]

does anyone actually ever use options for their intended purpose of being insurance for stock you actually already own?

[Anonymous No.21793708]

>>21793661
Fuck off retard, no one wants to post in your tranny thread

Also this one was first, deal with it

[Anonymous No.21793711]

Will Apple crash, it's overbought

[Anonymous No.21793715]

>>21793667
It doesn't have to, $500 would be spectacular if you think about the share splits they already had. What would that be without them, like $27,000 per share right now?

[Anonymous No.21793717]

First for the coming GameStop short squeeze. 99.69% shares sold short right now

[Anonymous No.21793718]

>>21793645
and buy what?

>>21793634
should i just all in a leveraged ETF and sit on it? i was thinking of selling off some of my weaker positions (INCEL) and getting on the AAPL/TSLA train this week, but hold onto my winning positions.


Generally, when is it best to sell off and wait for a dump to re-buy in. Feels like luck and I think holding is just as effective.

[Anonymous No.21793726]

AUY
Consistently profitable at lower prices. New pricing and future outlook for gold and silver mean it just gets that much more profitable. Currently P/E ratio of 21 at 1,800 gold. Q3 earnings will be tremendous. Same for Barrick Gold. As soon as RH guys get a whiff of miners, shit will explode, and deservedly. Most undervalued sector with the rosiest future outlook.

[Anonymous No.21793730]

>>21793661
OP image is shit.

[Anonymous No.21793732]

>>21793661
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.21793736]

>>21793711
>>21793667
its gonna be a $3T company in the next couple months are u guys retarded

[Anonymous No.21793742]

>>21793667
when is a +400% price target ever reasonable

[Anonymous No.21793750]

>>21793667
Apple will reach 515 after the split in less than 3 years

[Anonymous No.21793753]

>>21793736
This, I'm selling my TSLAs next month to put it all into AAPL. This shit will print hard.

[Anonymous No.21793765]

>>21793750
>less than 3 years
you mean less than 6 months

[Anonymous No.21793781]

>>21793753
hodl until a couple of days before battery day

[Anonymous No.21793786]

buy BLNK?

[Anonymous No.21793787]

>>21793698
I brought some puts as a hedge against market crash, but on us Indices and not stocks i own

[Anonymous No.21793789]

>>21793718
>should i just all in a leveraged ETF and sit on it?
In general, yes.
> i was thinking of selling off some of my weaker positions (INCEL) and getting on the AAPL/TSLA train this week, but hold onto my winning positions.
That's a good immediate play, and immediate plays are always a good reason to divert funds. But for a long position, b&h some leveraged ETF is as good is it comes, especially due to tax advantages.
You can also adapt active investment strategies on leveraged ETFs but they're unproven.

[Anonymous No.21793790]

>>21793753
its free money. im expecting a run up this week before split. a lil drop after split then a moon mission in the next 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.21793807]

>>21793718
>should i just all in a leveraged ETF and sit on it?
jsut understand the risk. No one can tell if tech will keep going up just like the last decade.

worst case scenario with leveraged ETFs is shit like pic related (2x leveraged ETF for natural gas bulls).

[Anonymous No.21793809]

Do I go all in on apple or tesla? Which could make me more money?

[Anonymous No.21793815]

>>21793786
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH
Yes if you want to lose money

[Anonymous No.21793821]

>>21793711
Record date is tomorrow, so if its anything similar to Tesla's record date, it'll go up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21793827]

>>21793789
what are the tax advantages?

[Anonymous No.21793829]

kek
is this new?

It feels like it was designed to be used on biz.

[Anonymous No.21793831]

>>21793717
Jesus fuck he's not kidding. Has this ever happened before on a stock?
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=GME

[Anonymous No.21793832]

>>21793786
That's some pretty serious FUD behind it, I sold as soon as the news came out

If it turns out to be true it's unironically going to 0

[Anonymous No.21793839]

>>21793809
theyre gonna follow the same path i believe . appl is cheaper so id go with that one

[Anonymous No.21793843]

>>21793579
Will putting 1k into DFEN and just playing the long game pay off? Its heavily influenced by boeing but when Corona is over wouldnt it be bullish?

[Anonymous No.21793845]

>>21793807
Garbage comparison:
>Commodity
>Nat gas of all things
>Cucknada
vs
>Index
>Tech
>USA
Not even remotely comparable.

[Anonymous No.21793871]

>>21793831
Its obviously being manipulated. So obviously that means I'm gonna gamble on some calls

[Anonymous No.21793872]

>>21793827
If you're american and hold for more than I think 1 year, you pay less taxes on your capital gains compared to if you were trading the position. Moreover, you cannot harvest losses against positions that are regained within 90 days.

[Anonymous No.21793877]

>>21793733
Heh.

[Anonymous No.21793883]

>>21793717
>>21793831
Also do short sellers have any recourse for preventing a squeeze? Surely they wouldn't be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.21793898]

>>21793807
Out of curiousity, what happened to natural gas??
I also noticed Dgaz and Ugaz aren't showing up any more. Damn.

[Anonymous No.21793906]

>>21793831

What does that mean? should I buy?

[Anonymous No.21793910]

>>21793877
I see you like real breads

[Anonymous No.21793934]

>>21793871
>>21793717
>>21793831
>gamble on some calls

thanks for the heads up. im not gambling on shit, but i'll watch it now and if it ever does gap up (hopefully one of you fucks says so here if it does) i'll buy it in the premarket in preparation of all of the shorts covering at a loss. not touching it unless it gaps up at some point though, what news is coming that would cause it to gap up though?

[Anonymous No.21793947]

>>21793898
The USA discovered basically an infinite supply in Pennsylvania and Ohio in combination with technology that revolutionized extraction to make it cheaper and better over the last 10 years.

[Anonymous No.21793948]

>>21793831
What exactly are the shorties expecting here? With that much short interest it's going to be impossible to make money because every dip is going to get bought up by someone covering

[Anonymous No.21793949]

>have 400k
>be away for a week
>could have turned it into 4 million with a simple tesla call if i was checking the market
>there will literally never be an opportunity like this again in years or even decades
ending myself tonight. after seeing the apple split news rally it was obvious tesla was going to do the same. but i wasn't checking the news or anything
god, just fuck this, all of it, fucking ending it toni

[Anonymous No.21793950]

If we actually get some amazing vaccine news is it time to finally start playing recovery stocks?

[Anonymous No.21793966]

I'm fully expecting Apple to drop $10-15 a share tomorrow, like it did the day after the last time it had a big pump. Honestly EOW I'm thinking $490-510 is fair value.

[Anonymous No.21793986]

I want to use my apple for income with covered calls but i'm worried it's going to go up so much that it would be assigned

[Anonymous No.21793987]

>>21793947
Gotcha but I mean Dgaz was a short Etf. Why did they take that down to?

[Anonymous No.21793998]

so is the whole theory behind stock splits pumping up a stock simply that some people are too poor to buy full shares or too stupid to buy fractional shares and when it splits robinhood kiddies will buy the shit out stocks? is this really sustainable?

[Anonymous No.21794011]

>>21793831
how do articles like this even get printed: https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/08/18/better-buy-amazon-vs-gamestop/?source=eptyholnk0000202&utm_source=yahoo-host&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=article
>Better Buy: Amazon vs. GameStop

[Anonymous No.21794012]

>>21793966
>rally every monday for 11 weeks straight
>this monday for sure bro it's the crash

[Anonymous No.21794018]

>>21793966
Record date tomorrow, Apple will go higher or crab. Tesla will drop, there will be some profit taking this week.

[Anonymous No.21794023]

APPL 520 EOW, u heard it here first folks

[Anonymous No.21794034]

>>21793831
GME claiming chapter 11 in the AM
check my digits for confirmation

[Anonymous No.21794041]

>>21793998
you only have yourself to blame for doubting and missing out.

[Anonymous No.21794042]

>>21793906
Short ratio 15.60 means if the price rises to the point short sellers get margin called prepare for moon mission.

[Anonymous No.21794049]

those threads should be renamed AAPL and TLSA general
i can't wait for the fucking crash

[Anonymous No.21794053]

How me get money?

[Anonymous No.21794065]

>>21793934
New gen consoles night help the stock

[Anonymous No.21794071]

>>21794053

Must go to war with long nose tribe

[Anonymous No.21794073]

>>21794049
short it, then. we need more shorts covering their losses to pump it even higher. put your money where your mouth is or kys

[Anonymous No.21794075]

>>21794049
mfw u miss out on the easiest money in the past decade

[Anonymous No.21794100]

>>21793949
>Could have
But you didn't and if the opportunity arrived next month you would probably not take that either so stop crying

[Anonymous No.21794106]

>>21794042

how much moon?

[Anonymous No.21794119]

>>21794049
Didn't got any, huh? Shit, when I think I bought TSLA at a fair price of $1000 it's just fucking unreal that it doubled. Even if it corrects, it's not gonna go lower than $1400.

[Anonymous No.21794120]

>>21793998
>implying i can buy fractional shares

[Anonymous No.21794125]

Will it be too late to buy into the Apple/Tesla clown rally after the split happens?

[Anonymous No.21794130]

>>21793831
I've never seen a short float this high, but it has probably been that high on bankrupt companies in the past. The difference is GameStop isn't bankrupt... they still have a sizable amount of cash on hand.
>>21793883
not really besides covering their positions by buying obviously. Just needs a catalyst to get them panicking and rushing to the door. New consoles dropping this year could be something, along with an earnings report on Sept. 8.

[Anonymous No.21794134]

>>21794065
duly noted, but that's not until december.

[Anonymous No.21794140]

>>21794049
what's the next /smg/ arc going to be about?

[Anonymous No.21794152]

>>21793949
Still not too late, not even close. Fuck the options, just buy AAPL shares tomorrow and hold for a month or two. Easiest money of your life.

[Anonymous No.21794158]

I broke up with my gf and kicked her out but now she's calling and texting me at all times that she has to sleep in her car..

Should I let her back in my place for a bit till she finds work or a place to stay also is everyone selling their Apple after it runs up a bit more post split?

[Anonymous No.21794175]

>>21793949
There are opportunities for x10 with options every single day

[Anonymous No.21794178]

>>21794125
the real pump is going to happen after the split

[Anonymous No.21794191]

>>21794119
how the fuck is it supposed to correct on a forward split that is leading up to battery day? the correction will be after elon speaks on battery day, mark my words. but leading up to that? it's going to the fucking moon. why the fuck would anyone be selling instead of buying when supposedly the second coming of battery jesus is just a month away? that's what the dumbasses believe anyway.

[Anonymous No.21794199]

>>21794075
I remember when price hit bottom. Majority of posts on here were people saying it would drop another 50% and we were headed toward a second great depression except even worse. The board was spammed with pics of bears.
Of course price has been on a moonshot ever since

[Anonymous No.21794217]

Is this a strong buy?

[Anonymous No.21794221]

>>21794158
Help her, but be stern and don't have her think you're getting back together. Give her a hard deadline to move out as well. Make sure she's contributing (cleaning, cooking) in some form as well.

[Anonymous No.21794227]

>>21793949
>>21793949
Apple puts expiring 8/28 your welcome

[Anonymous No.21794254]

What's the best brokerage when it comes to ease of opening an account? Since I live in a shithole

[Anonymous No.21794262]

>>21794119
>fair price of $1000
>tsla

[Anonymous No.21794267]

>>21794041
well i wont fully miss out, ~30% of my portfolio is TSLA or AAPL i'm just struggling justifying putting in more

[Anonymous No.21794296]

>>21793949
It’s only obvious after it already happened
It could’ve gone either way dw

[Anonymous No.21794323]

>>21794254
Robinhood is easy enough. I use Schwab though. Easy enough to move money around and the UI is pretty intuitive. You have to petition for options though, you don't get that functionality right off the bat.

[Anonymous No.21794326]

>>21793698
>does anyone use their GFs asshole for its intended purpose of shitting an earlier meal?
>does anyone use cough medicine for its intended purpose of helping a scratchy throat?
>does anyone use political office for its intended purpose of representing your constituents?

[Anonymous No.21794334]

>>21794254
depends on your shithole

[Anonymous No.21794346]

>>21794267
Do it, ride the wave, it will last till elections.

[Anonymous No.21794358]

my dad thinks I shouldn't buy QQQ and I shouldn't be more than 5% in any one stock. he also thinks I should buy Caterpillar and John Deere

[Anonymous No.21794369]

>>21794326
>>does anyone use their GFs asshole for its intended purpose of shitting an earlier meal?

[Anonymous No.21794403]

>>21794323
All Schwab needs to do is make a usable app and they'd be king. They're missing out on the mobile trading revolution by having zero presence.

[Anonymous No.21794416]

>>21794403
This. Schwab is absolutely King of desktop trading

[Anonymous No.21794422]

>>21794358
Your dad has no idea what he is talking about

[Anonymous No.21794454]

are people buying options thinking the strike price won't be adjusted for the split or something?

[Anonymous No.21794455]

>>21794358

Sounds based get him a pack of miller lite for his good advice

[Anonymous No.21794456]

>>21794358
>shouldn't be more than 5% in any one stock
Always makes me laugh when I see boomerfolios and they have like 30something ticker symbols. Fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.21794473]

>>21794358
>pic related, it's anon's dad

[Anonymous No.21794474]

>>21794454
Yeah probably robinhoodies

[Anonymous No.21794484]

>>21794454
lmao

[Anonymous No.21794499]

>>21793845
it's an extreme example. Im bullish on tech but no one can tell when we'll get a correction or if we might crab for a long time. Before someone goes 100% into TQQQ they should at least understand the risks and set their stop losses appropriately.

[Anonymous No.21794516]

wtf is their problem

[Anonymous No.21794543]

>>21794326
Yes, yes and no

[Anonymous No.21794545]

is buying AAPL stock monday morning practically guaranteed money? i figure there's no way it can't go up once it splits at the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.21794549]

>>21794474
>the average Biz poster

[Anonymous No.21794555]

>>21794358
my dad's idea of investment is to work until you're 65 and collect social security

[Anonymous No.21794560]

>>21794011
>fool.com

Site is full of shills and cucks.

[Anonymous No.21794565]

>>21794456
my first portfolio had 24+ tickers because all i heard from people was diversify diversify diversify... i'm still made a little uneasy when more than 20% of my portfolio is one stock but hey

[Anonymous No.21794574]

>>21794422
>>21794455
>>21794456
>>21794473
yeah he's a boomer that paper trades commodity options all day because he has no money. I love him but I have 30k sitting in my savings account that I'd rather dump into QQQ and let it turn into ~100k in 5 years. I'm afraid he'd disown me if I went against his advice

[Anonymous No.21794591]

>>21794545
Should be, like 90% sure.

[Anonymous No.21794619]

>>21794574
what's he gonna do, write you out of his inheritance? he has no money

[Anonymous No.21794637]

>>21794473
Why do boomers insist on owning such shitty crab stocks? for instance my dad:

>X
>XOM
>T
>RIG
>MRO
>INTC
>BA
>CLF
>USO
>M
>BAC
>C

I don't fucking get it.

[Anonymous No.21794659]

>>21794516
>cut $100m from R&D
>spend $100M on diversity training
>wtf why are we behind in R&D
>repeat forever

[Anonymous No.21794681]

>>21794659
300m actually

[Anonymous No.21794697]

>>21794637
>X
Unfathomably based and boomer pilled. Suggest to him that he buy Babcock and Wilcox, tell him they made the engines in the Iowa battleships.

[Anonymous No.21794699]

>>21794158
Doesn’t she have any friends or family? Don’t fall for her tricks.

[Anonymous No.21794710]

>>21794555
A lot of people in these have that investment plan too, except with "die with millions in my pocket" instead of social security lmao

[Anonymous No.21794712]

>>21794637
Same reason they hate Tesla, new kid on the block shows up and makes them realize they know jack shit, that hey are a relic that missed the last train.
Younger generation will not invest into anything boomer-related that only gives 10% a year, based Zoomers go all in for that sweet +100%, Ballsy, I'll give them that.

[Anonymous No.21794722]

>>21794637
They are generally good Value stocks, but we live in a new era with Tech growth stocks that they have a hard time wrapping their head around after investing in strong value stocks for the last 40+ years

[Anonymous No.21794756]

>>21794516
Lawsuits and product delays. Two years of constant out pour of security exploits. Margins are going to tighten if they're forced to use 3rd party fabs to keep up with competition. Just now adopting MCM models.

This is probably ground floor pricing, now they have to do a real dog and pony act to catch up.

[Anonymous No.21794766]

>>21794191
Curious, why does everyone think tsla will tank on battery day? Elon will just do a stupid little dance and people will cheer.

[Anonymous No.21794775]

>>21793698
Yeah, boomers.

[Anonymous No.21794786]

Daily reminder that TSLA's R&D budget is smaller than Snapchat's
>>21794555
Social Security is not going to exist once boomers are dead

[Anonymous No.21794791]

>>21794766
Buy the rumors, sell the news.

[Anonymous No.21794795]

>>21794158
make her pay her fair share in rent and make her sleep in the living room

[Anonymous No.21794802]

>>21794106
I don't know. Look up historical examples of short squeezes.

[Anonymous No.21794809]

Should i buy Apple on open tomorrow? Feels like buying bitcoin at 18k, but this insane poomp never ends

[Anonymous No.21794816]

>>21794786
That's why it's his idea of an investment plan. they're kind of out of touch

[Anonymous No.21794828]

>>21794637
*sips*

[Anonymous No.21794860]

Tesla should unironically do a massive dilutive offering to raise enough money to actually do the things they're promising. I guarantee Tesla fanboys would buy the dip.

Also, Musk should buy Babcock and Wilcox just to preserve it as a piece of American history. The entire market cap is only $100M. Please Musk?

[Anonymous No.21794882]

>>21794516
The fact that the biggest news they've had in the last 8 months has been about how important it is to them to hire niggers, women, and nigger women over actual skill or education should have been the warning sign to bail

[Anonymous No.21794892]

>>21794619
HAH, GOTTEM

[Anonymous No.21794893]

>>21794809
If you buy tomorrow, you're buying BTC at $6000.

[Anonymous No.21794906]

>>21794697
>>21794712
>>21794722

Yeah to be fair he also has 180 shares of Apple i forced him to buy at the last split around $95 a share, and a good amount in mutual funds. So that's helping make up for some of his losses. But holy shit he's probably the one here shilling >muh divies

[Anonymous No.21794922]

>>21794860
>Split happens on August 31
>Battery Day
>Announces another split ON Battery Day
>Splits a third time immediately after that

To the god damn moon

[Anonymous No.21794927]

>>21794882
I unironically sold DOW when I learned the CEO was a gay diversity twink

I wanted napalm memes, not dildos

[Anonymous No.21794977]

>>21794922
No, not splits, a DILLUTIVE offering. Tesla should straight up sell stock at this price, it's crazy for them not to. Has Musk never played Railroad Tycoon?

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

[Anonymous No.21794981]

>>21794456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvULLXEk-xQ

even warren buffet agrees.

[Anonymous No.21794987]

Buy SQQQ. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.21794992]

>>21794922
They should announce tomorrow that 5-1 split will be 8-1 due to the mooning price. That alone would do the trick, psychology is fascinating. I'm surprised more companies is not doing the splits and shills them in the news.

[Anonymous No.21795023]

>>21794922
>PE goes to 10k
>still only makes shitty cars that can't operate for shit below freezing
>and an ugly truck only 10k people buy

[Anonymous No.21795041]

>>21794637
30yo old boomer here that owns these stocks
idk why. muh P/E for example.

[Anonymous No.21795044]

>>21795023
>cybertruck
>ugly
that's just like, your opinion, man

[Anonymous No.21795051]

>>21794697
unironically any time i see someone talking about a one letter symbol i wonder how the alphabet portfolio is doing currently. anyone know?

[Anonymous No.21795071]

>>21794574

Do what you want homie it’s your money you could get rich or lose it all and you’d die anyway anyhow. Buy the old man a beer sometime though.

[Anonymous No.21795091]

>>21795023
>>21795044
truck is just a meme created by elon dabbing on how autistic people really are

[Anonymous No.21795099]

>>21795044
I wonder if they're going to release Tesla SUV soon. These sell the best for now, would be an interesting design no doubt.

[Anonymous No.21795100]

>>21793786
BLNK isn't at a discount. It's dead. Got audited by a reputable third party. Report illuminated Blink was lying about everything. Nobody uses their charges, they'd have a fraction of the stations that they said, and their revenue is fuzzy math. It's dead. Get CLSK instead. Wish I cashed out of BLNK earlier.

[Anonymous No.21795121]

>>21795091
Cybertruck is part of Elon's fear of America turning into South Africa. Why else would you need a truck with nigger proof windows?

[Anonymous No.21795155]

>>21795023
>drives next to your girly car
>your gf turns her head and bites her lip
>you can FEEL your masculinity getting deconstructed as you're faced with the truth

[Anonymous No.21795164]

>>21794358

He's right.

Look at Ericsson and Nokia, it's the Tesla and Apple of the 90s.

[Anonymous No.21795175]

I told you people on Friday there would be good news about covid 19. I told you I bet the farm on Citi options.

[Anonymous No.21795184]

>>21795121
yeah but uhhh didn't the bullet go through?

[Anonymous No.21795202]

>>21793579

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/08/23/trump-will-reportedly-announce-emergency-authorization-for-covid-19-plasma-treatment.html

[Anonymous No.21795212]

>>21795023
Yes.

[Anonymous No.21795222]

>>21795121
honestly, I'm surprised this isn't a feature yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGajj_zfZM

[Anonymous No.21795244]

>>21795202
So, are we going to see a big dip in tech? I want to buy more!

[Anonymous No.21795245]

>>21794403
Boomers in management....how else can you sit still for years as an upstart comes and eats your lunch with the next generation of traders?

[Anonymous No.21795261]

>>21795222
Is this real or robocop inspired?

[Anonymous No.21795272]

>>21795164
You can be wrong tho, Apple might not be overthrown for the next 50. Nokia fucked up by thinking that Smartphones are a dead end. What's the next thing after smartphones tho? Nothing, that's the peak of our technology, a small, flat computer with 5G. All we need now is a new battery technology to seal the deal.

[Anonymous No.21795277]

Anyone see that thread last night where an anon's broker emailed them about AMD insider trading? How someone bought 500k AMD shares

[Anonymous No.21795290]

I hope you guys expressed your love to JPOW today.

[Anonymous No.21795299]

>>21795121
Can't you just get bulletproof windows on your car?

[Anonymous No.21795305]

>>21793998
It's retarded, but yes. Fundementals don't matter as much anymore because we are unironically in a new paradigm due to multiple factors.

RobinHood killed commission and trade fees while also offering fractional shares and zero hassle brokerage accounts. Covid lockdowns lead to a lot of people at home with nothing to do, because 90% of the workforce isn't actually needed for anything and without the office water-cooler chithcat to waste the day with, people have nothing to do with their mornings anymore and a lot of income saved from not commuting, eating out, partying every weekend, getting overpriced drinks at the bar, clubbing, etc. Plus stimulus checks and fed pumps. So the markets are flooded with new money that have ZERO understanding of what they're actually doing. Their numbers are so massive that they're making hedge managers chase after them. New traders are shaking the market in ways that are unreasonable, and going against the flow will get you burned so there's no choice but to swim along with them.

[Anonymous No.21795307]

Anybody else pick up HD leap calls when it dipped last week? Figure it should be good with storm season and ever increasing DIYing with everyone being home

[Anonymous No.21795313]

>>21795202
COMMIE SEETHE INBOUND
THE GOLDEN BULL RUN STARTS AT THE 6PM DING

[Anonymous No.21795321]

>>21795299
>he thinks cars are bulletproof just like in the movies
Nigga, are you for real?

[Anonymous No.21795344]

>>21795184
No, it didn't. It "broke" the glass, but it didn't go through, which is an important distinction. You'd need a new window, but it stopped the brick.

[Anonymous No.21795350]

>>21794053
take money
put money where money become more money
take money back out after long time
???
profit

[Anonymous No.21795355]

>this time it's different
>new paradigm!

[Anonymous No.21795362]

>>21795272
>that's the peak of technology

bro..

[Anonymous No.21795375]

Anyone still holding tanker stock?

[Anonymous No.21795388]

>>21794766
buy the rumor sell the news. basically all of the expectations for the event are extremely high and therefore are unlikely to be met, let alone exceeded. in situations like these, the pay off for battery day isn't on and after the event, but before it. the stock will rally leading up to it (combined with the hype from the stock split and the influx of dumb money of course on top of that, so double hype). all of the expectations will be "priced in" leading up to battery day.

there is a chance it goes higher after but that would assume that the already fever pitch hype stratospheric expectations for the event are blown away. which i highly fucking doubt. you can hodl through it if you wish, but considering how much pumping will be happening over the month it just seems like the perfect opportunity for tutes to dump. it's an incredibly risky hold. the smart play imho is to buy before the split and sell before battery day, and then if you still want to play tsla buy back in some time when the dip bottoms out. to be fair you'll probably still be fine if you just hodl for a year or something long term, i still believe tsla is bound to make new ATH's for the foreseeable future unless they really shit the bed on battery day. but they really shit the bed with the cyber truck and they cost hundreds of dollars back then, so obviously that didn't matter for shit.

look at something like AMD for example. you'll often see before earnings they'll rally and then even if earnings are good, boom they drop. because all that hype was priced in during the rally leading up to the event. dumbasses buy and yell "NEWS WAS GOOD WHY STOCK GO DOWN???" not realizing that the expectations were already priced in leading up to it. that's how the game is played. feel free to back test it some if you don't believe me, it happens all the fucking time for all kinds of stocks that have news.

[Anonymous No.21795393]

>>21794619
Seriously

>>21794574
I doubt your dad would be that petty because you want to go long on tech instead of trading lean hogs

>>21795355
Unironically, yes. Also checked

[Anonymous No.21795396]

>>21795355
it is though, do you think the market works the same way it did in 1980?

[Anonymous No.21795402]

>>21795155
>blow kisses at faggot in gay truck
>he gets embarrassed and questions his sexuality for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.21795420]

>>21795321
I never said that nigger. I was asking a question.

[Anonymous No.21795444]

>>21795362
Our current, silicone-based technology, yes. We can't make it any smaller for now, we also can't run the batteries for much longer. Sooner or later some engineer will figure out how to push these limits by a few percent, but the next, revolutionary change will have to come with some completely new discovery. Comparable to creating transistors back in the day.

[Anonymous No.21795449]

>>21794358
My dad thinks I should be 50% invested in hamburgers and 50% invested in beer

[Anonymous No.21795451]

>>21795023
can't fucking wait bro

[Anonymous No.21795463]

>>21795393
>>21795396
>"Nowhere does history indulge in repetitions so often or so uniformly as in Wall Street. When you read contemporary accounts of booms or panics, the one thing that strikes you most forcibly is how little either stock speculation or stock speculators today differ from yesterday. The game does not change and neither does human nature."

-Edwin Lefevre, Reminiscences of a Stock Operator, 1923

[Anonymous No.21795482]

>>21795449
Idk m, "pizza and cellphones" backtests shockingly well

[Anonymous No.21795483]

>>21795202
>plasma treatment

wat?

[Anonymous No.21795489]

kinda want to start trading physical lean hogs

[Anonymous No.21795513]

>>21795277
Found it, 500k shares in AMD and 4k in WKHS

[Anonymous No.21795516]

>>21795202
This was LITERALLY a possibility day 1
I am still all in on #TeamBlech
Fuck #TeamLight

[Anonymous No.21795525]

>>21795272

Yeah I could be wrong. That's why I own Apple, and Amazon, and Google. Great companies, fantastic companies.
It's just that they aren't 50% of my portfolio because I'm not insane.

[Anonymous No.21795552]

>>21795222
i love how hardcore SA is. it's the fucking wild west over there. did anyone actually buy this shit?

[Anonymous No.21795553]

>>21795305
>New traders are shaking the market in ways that are unreasonable, and going against the flow will get you burned so there's no choice but to swim along with them.

[Anonymous No.21795570]

>>21795202
Based
/leftypol/ cope going to ATH

[Anonymous No.21795609]

>>21794158
Don't take the bait. Once they're in it's hard to tell them to leave. Trying to wear you down. Give an inch she'll take a mile. If she's really desperate for all you know she may fuck you one night and give you a defective party hat and wham before you know it you've got 18 long ass years of pain looming at you.

[Anonymous No.21795617]

>>21795202
Will this make tech like AAPL and TSLA dip?

[Anonymous No.21795618]

>>21795202
Bearish for Tech Stocks sadly...

[Anonymous No.21795619]

>>21795305
It's me. I'm bitches. Buy what I want and what I feel will go up. Sell if not or set a stop loss that I adjust till it finally takes a down swing then sell and look for another dip somewhere

[Anonymous No.21795623]

>>21795463
>the game does not change
I can buy and sell complex options without putting pants on using my pocket supercomputer connected to a global communications network

[Anonymous No.21795624]

markets going crash on vaccine news

[Anonymous No.21795650]

>>21795375
>tanker stock
only non-deliverable commodities

[Anonymous No.21795669]

>>21794516
their roadmap is shit and their CEO is shit
With how vague their roadmap is, they still can't hit their targets anyways and delayed 7 nm.
their only hope for then next 4 years is whatever product lineups they design with TSM's foundries

[Anonymous No.21795681]

>bears are back again

it's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.21795723]

but how do we know if antibodies from survivors would work without 5000000 random clinical trials that would take 5 years?

[Anonymous No.21795734]

>>21794326
Based

[Anonymous No.21795736]

>>21795483
Basically you harvest blood plasma from those previously infected by the virus to inject into non-exposed patients to bootstrap antibodies
It is the "last resort" in regards to bacterial or viral diseases. It was also first brought up back in fucking March but ruled impractical because of the sheer blood volume you'd have to move around and because it wasn't clear if antibodies survive for more than a few months (which is still up in the air, leaning towards no). So you'd have to draw and distribute blood nationally on a near constant basis.
Unironically a #NothingBurger but its fully intended to pump markets again. Don't fall for "ROTATE OUT OF TECH" headfake again.

[Anonymous No.21795737]

>>21795513
This is from ibkr. You can also see insider trading info online (without waiting a whole day for that automated shitmail).

[Anonymous No.21795740]

me got good feeling about this week

we gonna crash back to 3k
nasdork gonna hit 9k

[Anonymous No.21795742]

>>21795681
i'd be worried if the bears are completely gone

[Anonymous No.21795746]

>>21795305
That's not what happened at all. Many institutions /must have/ a percentage of their holdings in equities, there was a liquidity crunch and then a rotation to tech which was perceived as resilient to CoV. All the money from all of those red squares got jammed into the NASDAQ top 10. All of the money they could free from treasuries got jammed into NASDAQ. You'll note that FAGMAN is heavily weighted in the S&P, meaning FAGMAN can singularly prop up the two indexes that people actually attend to.

Then you had consistent after-hours movement, which had NOTHING to do with an influx of daytraders, but was likely treasury manipulating pricing, actually the Plunge Protection Team. It was honestly blatantly patterned. Most days we would trade flat and then after hours it would rocket 3%, it did this for like 2 months. Now that we're at the top shit is just getting retarded because nobody wants to touch financials or energy, it's all getting pumped into this pinheaded catastrophe.

You should stop reading the news, it's all noise. Your conclusions are farsical. Do some basic math and return the fact that some jackass dumping his $1200 stim check into the market is meaningless.

[Anonymous No.21795765]

>>21795740
Oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.21795788]

>>21795553
A beautiful flower

[Anonymous No.21795834]

>>21795222
What the fuck is that accent? That's an American that sounds like an Australian born German with a French mother.

[Anonymous No.21795864]

How are options affected by a split? Does the strike price automatically also get split or something, or should I just wait until after the split to buy Apple calls?

[Anonymous No.21795936]

>second wave

Look at the data.

[Anonymous No.21795953]

>Portfolio starting off is only shares of AAPL and TSLA

honestly, is there anything WRONG with doing this at the moment?

[Anonymous No.21795956]

>>21795864
All adjusted same as the stock.

[Anonymous No.21795988]

>>21794560
Literal financial news clickbait

[Anonymous No.21795996]

I have $75,000 and only have $17,000 of that invested. Should I buy now or hold?

[Anonymous No.21796015]

>>21793829
>user is doing something fun that made 4chan what it was before we ruined it

[Anonymous No.21796019]

>>21795834
South Afrikan

[Anonymous No.21796018]

>>21795936
Regarding interventions, Orleans Parish (New Orleans) implemented a mask mandate on May 16. Jefferson Parish did not implement a mask mandate until July 1, 46 days later.

Yet, neither parishes saw a significant increase in deaths after reopening.

- youyanggu on twitter

[Anonymous No.21796024]

>>21795864
what are the odds I can sell expensive $99 puts to idiots?

[Anonymous No.21796027]

>>21795953
not unless you're a metalfag

[Anonymous No.21796037]

>>21795996
I'd buy much more, holding fiat when they print trillion a month is kinda counter-productive.

[Anonymous No.21796055]

>>21795996
DCA

[Anonymous No.21796064]

>>21795864
contract size is adjusted so that the strike price is the same. You buy a 500 9/16c for aapl now that covers 100 shares. It covers 400 shares post-split.

[Anonymous No.21796107]

This one is pretty illuminating

The parishes in LA with high deaths early on correlated to low deaths in second wave. Low death parish early had higher death later on.

Implying that immunity seen here >>21795936

Is pretty much irregardless of behavior. Some areas hit early, some later, but avoiding it is nearly impossible unless you are completely isolated like an island.

Europe and Asian economies are most at risk for 2nd wave in Fall and not USA.

[Anonymous No.21796109]

As soon as a deposit into my Fidelity account goes through, I'm using it to buy AAPL instead of FCNTX.

[Anonymous No.21796118]

>>21793872
This, long term capital gains tax is much better than short term capital gains, but you're committing to hodl for at least one year

[Anonymous No.21796129]

>>21795996
financial instruments are the savings accounts of the 21st century. Holding fiat in your account for reasons other than emergency funds/large purchases is counter-productive.

[Anonymous No.21796132]

>>21795202
>imagine buying tesla and apple at ATH
>not knowing that a split is merely getting 100 pennies for your $1 bill
>faggits bought on no news
>bought on other faggots being massive faggits
>surprised they're about to get fucked in the ass at opening bell.

Those are going to be some heavy ass bags lmao

[Anonymous No.21796140]

>>21796107
Sweden is the biggest example

No Mask mandate, behaviors largely avoided in all other countries, and a clear peak / decline in cases well ahead of 80% infected and endless death. In fact lower than many countries with no further risk now.

[Anonymous No.21796152]

>>21796107
Sure looks like the trillions and decades worth of economic damage we did to ourselves along with suspending all rights has resulted in no statistically measurable difference in the natural course of a virus in a world with 8 billion people.

[Anonymous No.21796166]

>>21796132
This isn't a vaccine, just a last resort therapy.

[Anonymous No.21796168]

>>21795746
What you said isn't contradictory to what I said though. I don't read news, I come to conclusions based on personal analysis. Back when Robintrader was still a thing I made consistent gains just following through with Robinzoomies and pulling out before they topped out. Also 1200 checks are a lot when you have literally everyone in the nation receiving them, coupled with the fact that people who already have good financial standing (who are more likely to participate in stock) literally didn't even need the $1200. So it's not just $1200, it ends up being $1200 + whatever expenses Covid cut going into the markets. Just look at your money over the course of Covid and, if you aren't a retard, you can confirm that you've saved at least 2x more over the course of the lockdown than you normally would have. Imagine that multiplied over a factor over the entire country.

I'm not saying you're wrong at all. But both of us are only really outlining different fractions of the whole puzzle. It'd be pretty silly to deny that newblood money in the market combined with what you mentioned lead to our current market climate. It'd be like blaming one single person for Covid lockdowns.

[Anonymous No.21796210]

>>21796129
Now. This is what I've been proposing to my wife. What if. I just used my brokerage as my savings account completely. Have about 10k as emergency cash. Starting to feel confident enough to transfer it all over and withdrawal as needed/if needed. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.21796224]

>>21796152
Pretty much. I read through endless literature on pandemics and disease control before March.

They all said stopping a respiratory disease like this is pretty much impossible. Border controls etc had been recommended as stupid. Shut down as stupid. etc.

It was quite weird to see the scientists default to full lockdown on a respiratory disease like this. Truth is the entire field is largely a joke. Going into why is like arguing with someone while being an African why you shouldn't drink the water you just shit in.

[Anonymous No.21796264]

>>21795723
We don’t, this has all been politicking. He can’t come off as an incompetent president who sat idly by twiddling his thumbs, so here and there he funds Corona research that’ll come up fruitless, but at least he doesn’t come off as a dunce, and they can’t use it against him.

[Anonymous No.21796265]

>>21794053
rock make shell

[Anonymous No.21796296]

>>21796168
I paid off every debt I had besides my house and saved more than I've ever had. Even with my wife permanently losing her job.

[Anonymous No.21796301]

I'm buying Amazon on monday.

[Anonymous No.21796309]

>>21796118
If I keep the cash in my broker is that considered unrealized?

[Anonymous No.21796311]

>>21796224
Remember how at the very start of this all they were like "Yeah, masks don't work it can also spread through your eyes." But then they backtracked and were like "Actually yeah they can help" then they backtracked again and were like "Actually it doesn't stop the spread it just stops asymptomatic people from spreading it even though asymptomatic spread is unlikely" Even though they've gone back and forth on that multiple times too.

[Anonymous No.21796312]

>>21796107
There has been no second wave. It's STILL part of the first.
>>21796152
Boomer removing is bullish though

[Anonymous No.21796330]

So is the feud going on between Apple and Epic with Microsoft showing support for Epic going to do anything?

[Anonymous No.21796331]

>>21796166
Doesn't need to be as long as it prevents death in one way or another desu

This is more news than the hype tesla and Apple had which was just their robin niggers sucking each other's dicks in an infinite loop.

Also with this, TQQQ will crash.

Monday is going to be spectacular desu

[Anonymous No.21796336]

>>21794860
>That /sfg/ Trump loving anime faggot is now into stocks
Okay, this is a sell signal. Post your portfolio so I can inverse all your trades.

[Anonymous No.21796348]

>>21796312
I know this. It's just spreading to fertile areas. Containing a virus like this is incredibly tough in USA. Both culturally and for other reasons.

Japan or some Asian countries maybe because conformity is so astronomically high.

[Anonymous No.21796349]

Any reason not to throw like $500-1000 at TSLA tomorrow morning? Should I wait until like 10:30 before thinking about that? Seems like it will probably run up all week before a sell off on Friday, then starting that next Monday after the split it will run up again until battery day

[Anonymous No.21796361]

the robinhooder pump post split is gonna be insane

[Anonymous No.21796382]

>>21796331
>TQQQ will crash
Literally whut? Suddenly no one will want continuous green days?

[Anonymous No.21796399]

>>21796361
Anyone else think this might possibly be priced in already?

[Anonymous No.21796400]

>>21796224
What I want to know is why we have 70 years worth of studies and evidence that you can't just use a cut up piece of t-shirt to protect against virus particles either coming or going yet all at once everyone decided that everyone needed to play to that song and dance. There's a reason, thousands in fact, as to why people haven't been doing this in prior decades and outbreaks.

Now you have most of the population firmly convinced that somehow they can put a paper bag on their head and they're safe. If you try to engage anyone with this line of dialog you get accused of being """anti-science""" and they just start screaming at you incoherently.

[Anonymous No.21796410]

>>21796296
I had one friend who spent his $1200 on a new graphics card from Nvidia. I showed him how much that $1200 would have been if he just invested it into Nvidia instead of being a retarded consumer and he immidiately opened up a RH account and unironically went all in on them. This is what I mean - dumb money going in en masse. As individuals it means shit, but his thought process was literally fueled by FOMO. Wasn't even my intent, I just wanted to get him to stop being a retard because he's always fucking broke.

[Anonymous No.21796412]

>>21796331
Hope so. I want cheapies

[Anonymous No.21796416]

Once we get the vaccine. Borders will open. People will go on revenge travel. Buy travala (Ava). They have a monopoly going on in the crypto travel space. Multi billion dollar partnership, cz and binance own 25%. 12% stake on their smart program. 10m/40m coins already locked. 450k crypto revenue last month during a fucking pandemic, 600k this month. Imagine when the borders open up . Shits going to be $1000. Stop sleeping on real projects you dumb cunts and invest in Ava. We can all party it up in Phuket with some tranny boyz eoy ezz

[Anonymous No.21796421]

Predictably. I'd imagine most populations will be more fatigued by measures and a fall wave in such countries is much higher.

[Anonymous No.21796433]

>>21796331
You are wrong, this literally isn't the cure. It will not always work, Trump just allows it to be used when the alternative is death. Vaccine would end the virus, this doesn't stop it in any way.
That pathetic overreaction is much worse than the Chink Flu anyway, Sweden is fine and they just laughed at the rest of the world for doing crazy shit like ruining their economy for the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.21796440]

Guys just a reminder RH has no actual effect on the market. They make up like .0001 percent of trading.

[Anonymous No.21796441]

>>21796309
No, of course not.

[Anonymous No.21796456]

>>21796400
The state of "scientific study" is infantile especially in biotech. It's maddening, but at the end of the day anyone with brains knows AI is the next step and not trying to fix academic systems.

[Anonymous No.21796467]

>>21796416
Not true in most cases sadly, too many people struggles with money lately. Expensive vacation is not on their lists of top priorities. The recovery of the Holiday Sector will take years.

[Anonymous No.21796475]

>>21793717
This is why companies that should be $1or less never go to sub $1 until full on bankruptcy. Will so never understand why anyone shorts, far riskier than puts. Dont really feel any pity but at the same time its clearly big firms taking advantage of people who think they can get rich off of shorting.

[Anonymous No.21796485]

>>21796132
INSANE COPE

[Anonymous No.21796492]

When will NET moon?

[Anonymous No.21796500]

>>21796140
so basically USA not giving a shit about corona will actually make it stronger in the long run

[Anonymous No.21796508]

>>21796440
Not true, they only buy a small group of shares, the Tech mostly. Such a focused target can make a difference. That's why everything pumped after the pleb got their stimulus last time.

[Anonymous No.21796509]

>>21796361
What if i told you that Robin niggers could buy fractional shares for several months already....

Long time holders know this and they will leave newfags holding those bags. Newfags will pull out at a loss to pay for their rent by EoM.

Original investors will buy back in at the dip when robin niggers are homeless.

[Anonymous No.21796514]

>>21796264
>shut down travel
>convene a task force to watch the disease trajectory as early as January
>NY Department of Health head calls him racist and advertises everyone go to the chinese new year celebration parade to "fight bigotry"
>but he's the incompetent one
I will remind you that the WHO insisted it couldn't be transferred person to person as late as the first week of March.

[Anonymous No.21796525]

>>21796456
This is entirely true, except that academia is still the only institution that advances anything at all. Industry literally copy-pastes academia shit and pretends they invented it, then a few years later reveal they were scamming everyone with the results they were pretending to have.

[Anonymous No.21796539]

>>21796492
As soon as you sell

[Anonymous No.21796541]

Can someone explain to me why apple is going up so much? I know theres a split but what does that actually matter, you still have the same amount invested just a different number of shares correct? I am new to this and kinda confused sorry

[Anonymous No.21796560]

>>21796410
Well I'm not gonna pretend that I'm smart or good at this game. But I've made decent gains and would like to just use all my savings instead of my 1200$.
>>21796467
See my whole goal was to eliminate everything debt related so I cannnnn travel more. Next year hopefully.

[Anonymous No.21796569]

>>21796541
Split = cheaper shares = robinniggers going to all-in their life savings because shares are finally affordable to them.

[Anonymous No.21796572]

>>21796541
Stonks only go up

[Anonymous No.21796574]

>>21796331
youve been bearish for like 5 months dude, I think its time to find a new hobby

[Anonymous No.21796580]

>>21796456
For instance the fastest/best way to deal with this virus would be a very mild form of the virus. Meaning if some other coronavirus confered some amount of immunity or if one could be engineered quickly that would provide immunity.

Barring that I think we need a system to expose a person's immune system to anything and allow it to adapt. This universal system just needs to prevent the virus/disease from spreading around the body but in a container somewhere that doesn't go downstream back into the host while allowing immune system to work.

Once we had this, we could immunize everyone to a massive amount of diseases, anything the immune system can adapt to.

[Anonymous No.21796583]

>>21796492

It will stay in the 37-40 range for the rest of the year

[Anonymous No.21796614]

>>21796525
It's people who invent/advance and have free time to be creative and do useless pursuits. Basically setting as many brilliant people on highest RNG thought settings.

[Anonymous No.21796616]

>>21796132
What does plasma has to do with Tesla and apple?

[Anonymous No.21796626]

>>21794140
Bull Run: The Bull Continues to Run

>>21794416
I really hope that's not true, the interface sucks and there isn't the option of having executable orders that trigger both during and outside of market hours, and there are no "if then" order options.

[Anonymous No.21796627]

>>21796541
Faggits trippfagging on delusion. There's no news or new R&D.

If anything theres layoffs/store shutdowns.

[Anonymous No.21796628]

>>21796541
Easier to invest in + It's Apple. Apple has literally sold $100 pencils and $1,000 monitor stands literally the only people who cared to cry were tech enthusiasts (myself included.)

People also need to remember that Apple is potentially working a car, and they're rumored to reveal their AR glasses soon.

[Anonymous No.21796638]

>>21796399
seriously... apple is already the most bought and stock on robinhood outside of F and GE and tesla is 8th

[Anonymous No.21796645]

>>21796614
Exactly, yeah.

[Anonymous No.21796651]

>>21796580
Yeah, it's called natural immunity and herd protection and is why humans still exist after hundreds of thousands of years. Everyone, most concerning is the entire medical field, all at once "forgot" this existed and demanded everyone be arrested if they left their house. Most retarded thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.21796671]

>>21796569
That doesn't make sense.They can buy fractional shares now....

[Anonymous No.21796675]

>>21796580
As I don't know anything about biology it's tough. But maybe a system using UV light etc. You create a loop and have both ends sterilized with UV light and in the middle a "dojo" for the human immune system to train on the virus. Maybe a little device in the ankle. Put any virus in and assure that it can't enter the human.

[Anonymous No.21796678]

Tell me what to buy tomorrow.

Just more spy?

[Anonymous No.21796697]

>>21796671
It's psychology. Even though they can buy fractional, they want to buy only whole shares, for the most part. Hence, when the whole share becomes available, they'll FOMO hard into it.

[Anonymous No.21796710]

>>21794499
>Before someone goes 100% into TQQQ they should at least understand the risks and set their stop losses
Making a false equivalency with leveraged natty is not understanding the risks of TQQQ. Commodity based leveraged ETFs yes but not index based stuff like TQQQ, SPXL, etc. Just because they are all leveraged and all ETFs doesn't mean the same lessons carry over

[Anonymous No.21796737]

>>21796671
I could buy fractionals for a long time too, I never did. Either you own a single share all for yourself, or you're just your Broker's bitch.

[Anonymous No.21796740]

>>21796514
I didn’t say he was incompetent, I said that’s how they’d try to paint him. Even after all he’s done they still blame him for the current state of America. Simple politicking; make your candidate easy to vote for and their candidate hard to vote for.

[Anonymous No.21796742]

>>21796638
Yeah, don't get me wrong, I don't think they're over-valued or anything. I think they'll continue to go up until the split. Really, then, it's up in the air.

>>21796671
Psychology is a big part of this. It's why you often see resistance at multiples of 5/10. Nice round numbers aren't natural.

[Anonymous No.21796746]

Fuck it bros. Gonna go 100% Apple.

[Anonymous No.21796752]

When Robinhood IPOs it will be the greatest meme in the history of humanity, greater than Tesla, greater than the South Seas bubble.

[Anonymous No.21796775]

>>21796675
It's just a theoretical thing

Establish a container somewhere attached to a human's systems.
Make sure no virus/disease can leave said container by any mechanism.
The immune system can then adapt to the virus/disease naturally.

You can then put any disease into the dojo and grant immunity with no problems. Universal immunization system.

It's pretty simple. Maybe even growing cells that the virus needs to attach to and putting them in the dojo for each different disease/virus/infection w.e.

[Anonymous No.21796778]

>>21796742
>I think they'll continue to go up until the split.
I'll say I am a little nervous. Every split Apple has done has had a dump week afterwards. But, this market is also unprecedented so who knows.

[Anonymous No.21796799]

>>21796752
lol, imagine investing in autistic investors

[Anonymous No.21796812]

>>21796541
I think it's long due for a correction.

[Anonymous No.21796813]

>>21796456
This is one of the best examples of this:

https://www.businessinsider.com/discoveries-change-picture-of-human-history-evolution-2020-01

>"Humanity began in Africa and migrated out, so we are all Africans!"
That....doesn't make sense...don't we already have some research on the contrary?
>"ARE YOU ANTI-SCIENCE??? SCIENCE SAYS SO!!!"
>actually whoops, we were wrong and jumped to conclusions based on how new this field of study is...our bad...
>"Wow Anon check out this article. Isn't it always great how the scientific method prevents us from believing in falsehoods by constantly updating itself based off new findings???"

I redpilled my wife on this when she tried to argue that trannies were proven by psychology to not be a hang of mentally ill LARPers. Showed her just how new the field of psychology is in general, and how basing such strong life and societal changing regulations on the results of such an infantile field of study is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.21796820]

>>21794049
>crash
Imagine saying that to someone who went all in at $210 last year with their life savings
Imagine saying that to someone who owns 370 shares
Imagine saying that to someone who will have 1480 shares after the split
Imagine saying that to someone who could sell 3 covered calls on a single batch of shares for a profit of $3k a month (36k a year)


Went all in at 370 the other week. Will have 192 shares become 768 shares. If this shit eve goes up to $300 by eoy I'll have $230400. Officialy retired and begin doing safe stock moves that will generate enough income to not be a wagie.

[Anonymous No.21796827]

>>21796775
Again no idea if this would work. The point is biotech/biology etc are looking for leaves instead of foundational solutions that solve a large amount of problems.

[Anonymous No.21796855]

[Anonymous No.21796885]

>>21796813
Science is the new religion

[Anonymous No.21796905]

>>21796336
What the fuck is /sfg/? Shitfuckers general?Don't just spout out general abbreviations as if everyone visits the same boards as you.

[Anonymous No.21796906]

>>21796855
You'd be wrong for the last few months if you did that, imagine being bearish after the Jewish Magic they did in March.

[Anonymous No.21796909]

>>21793579
>vaccine edition
Certainly not going to be a vaccine.

>Trump to announce emergency authorization of convalescent plasma as ‘breakthrough’ covid-19 treatment

Looks like they FINALLY have proof that patients that recovered should be donating blood, as it can be used to help patients fight off the infection.

>>21796746
Now?
Fuck that, I'ma go FB, MSFT, ROKU, WMT, SNE.

MAYBE BAC, ADM, SJM, CAG, PE, GNRC, or LL?

[Anonymous No.21796912]

>>21796349
Anyone? TSLA is just going up until Friday, right?

[Anonymous No.21796914]

>>21796813
I was gonna make a crack about marrying somebody that would fall for that kind of drivel but I'll let it slide cuz you sound like an alright dude with a handle on things. Don't disappoint me anon

[Anonymous No.21796925]

>>21796799
The combined might of Reddit will coordinate to YOLO their life savings into calls, which will force MM buying due to delta hedging. The higher it goes, the more headlines it creates, the more boomers and normies FOMO in. Institutional investors will see an opportunity to ride the trend just like with TSLA.

[Anonymous No.21796953]

>>21796912
Apple would be safer, Tesla is primed and ready to burst. It might not, but the change is definitely bigger than 10%.

[Anonymous No.21796956]

>>21796925
Hell ARK will probably buy in because it's "innovative".

[Anonymous No.21796978]

Hypothetically speaking what could someone with 500 shares (2000 after split) in Apple bought last year with their 5 years of life savings and presents over the years do after the split to never work again?

[Anonymous No.21796990]

>>21796820
Retire with 230k? Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.21797006]

>>21796953
If I have exposure to Apple via FNGU and TQQQ, should I just put more into those? I'd like to ride the TSLA wave but I'm not sure if the ETFs are a better bet before the split actually happens

[Anonymous No.21797011]

History. Look at it. Apple did a split in 2014 when the stock was over 600 per. After the split it was under 100. Where is apple stock today? Almost 500. Will it stay 125ish after 8-31-2020? Hell no. History tells the story. Only this time it may not take 6 years before the rebound happens thanks to virus fear and iphone hype. It could be back to 300 by 12-31-2020.

[Anonymous No.21797013]

>>21796953
You really think it's still a good idea to buy more Apple?

[Anonymous No.21797052]

Invest in non-human computational power.

[Anonymous No.21797065]

>>21796978
I'd leave it in Apple, reinvest the dividends and tried to add more every month. Eventually they'll have to split again. You should get a million dollars within the next 7+ years.

[Anonymous No.21797066]

>>21797011
Look at the market cap. $2 trillion is already absurdly high. I don't think it will go up much more beyond that. They'll need to come up with an incredibly innovative product. Think industry disrupting.

[Anonymous No.21797105]

>>21797013
Of course, it will go up again and be split in a few years again. Tesla is a big gamble, but how knows how much it would pay off. Maybe a lot, maybe it will shit itself in 2021.

[Anonymous No.21797108]

>>21797066
Nah, more stock buyback will do fine

[Anonymous No.21797126]

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[Anonymous No.21797129]

>>21796956
ARKK has been treating me very well, why don't more people play it? Is it too tesla heavy?

[Anonymous No.21797153]

>>21795736
>Don't fall for "ROTATE OUT OF TECH" headfake again.
this is a lot easier since i've accepted buy and hold into my life.

[Anonymous No.21797158]

>>21794516
They have no competitive products in any market in the roadmap for over 4 years. It's a slaughter.

[Anonymous No.21797206]

>>21796990
I assume he has more money saved up, maybe? In Texas with a city population of 500k~ you could rent a fairly sizable house for less than $15k a year. If you live super frugally I think a $20-25k/yr living isn't hard. $30k/yr is more realistic though. I could probably live like 7/8 years without a job doing literally nothing with about 30k a year.

I guess Anon also assumes divvies will carry him for the rest of his life too, maybe?

[Anonymous No.21797292]

>>21795737
Where its usually delayed by at least a day on most places i checked.

[Anonymous No.21797295]

>>21796671
Do you know why retailers price their goods 1 penny less than its actual price? Or why As Seen on TV ads used to price their products as "10 easy payments of $9.99" instead of just listing it's full price?

Some lesser known tricks:
>Smart restaurants don't pull dollar signs on their menu prices
>The dairy second of any competently laid out supermarket is farthest away from the entrance
>The cheap kids snacks/stoner munchies are always situated near the cashier for you or your kids to glance at while waiting on line
>If you read this far and don't reply with "only $9.99" your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>Sugary kids cereals are placed on the lower shelves while weaty bland cereals are placed on the top shelves
>New phone contracts give you a new phone on the "cheap" so long as you sign an expensive contract with them that you're obligated to pay off over the course of multiple years

[Anonymous No.21797335]

>>21797206
If he had double that he could probably invest it to get 25-30k from divvies instead of living off that for 7 or 8 years.

[Anonymous No.21797396]

>>21796410
You're massively overestimating the effect this has had on retail spending. Again, $1200 to 320m is $384bn. And that assumes literally everyone got the $1200, and that the whole population put it in the market, which is exuberant at best.

To quantify that, there are some 7000 companies on the various exchanges. The dilution of those two factors alone are massive. The reality is, at least half of that money went through Etsy or Tom's. Half of the half remaining went to the black market, but we'll assume not. Now you're looking at $192bn, now break that up a dozen times. 'Bout $16bn, conservatively. Now walk me through the mcap expansion and tell me about how retail is making the moves, I'll let you know that close on 8/10 AAPL was at $1.97tn and now they're at $2.13tn.

Anecdotally, if I still worked in food service or retail, I'd be spending all of my money on drugs and goods if I was drawing $600+ in unemployment. I sure as shit wouldn't be jamming it into stonk.

[Anonymous No.21797409]

>>21797335
Higher than 10% off divvies? Still losing to inflation so you have to put some back into the market.

[Anonymous No.21797425]

reminder that ive been shilling tesla for months and this general has been shitting all over me for it the entire time and im still shilling tesla today.

100k/sh 2030 - 20k/sh post-split 2030. Trust me I'll be here gloating when it happens i might be a small wallet nigga but i've made 100k off of tesla in the past 2 months

fuck you /smg/ you dumb niggers

[Anonymous No.21797426]

>>21797295
Only $9.99?

[Anonymous No.21797433]

>>21796978
If you put it into REITs with a 15% divvie you would have $37,500/year which is above minimum wage

Alternatively you could leave it in Apple and write calls on it

[Anonymous No.21797477]

>>21797462
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>>21797462
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>>21797462
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>>21797462
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[Anonymous No.21797487]

>>21797425
the problem with buying into a stock that's proven to be on a big illogical run like Tesla is that the higher it goes the more scared you are of buying the top, like a kind of reverse FOMO – fear of jumping in

[Anonymous No.21797538]

>>21796813
The first humans came from Germany anon
Africans are just an evolutionary fall off
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2222656-did-apes-first-walk-upright-on-two-legs-in-europe-not-africa/

[Anonymous No.21797569]

>>21797487
the market is speculating on teslas future performance and is still missing the mark and valuing key things incorrectly or missing the bus on a lot of things. market is focused on the EV business and largely ignorant to the rest, including this shitty general. people in this general think im full of shit because they dont do the research and i get told im a retarded faggot, this may as well be arbitrage where i just buy the stock and wait indefinitely as the street and retail brainlets catch up.

[Anonymous No.21797573]

>>21797409
That's less that 10% though. As long as you put your money into companies that increase their dividends you'll be fine as long as something catastrophic doesn't happen. What's the alternative if you don't wanna work until you're old as fuck?

[Anonymous No.21797585]

>>21796560
>so i can travel more. next year hopefully.

you honestly think this covid thing is gonna blow over and everything will be back to normal by then? or are you just gonna go backpacking through europe or whatever in corona era?

[Anonymous No.21797785]

>>21797396
For a rising market cap you don't need somebody actually spending the difference
All you need is people buying up all shares that get sold "cheap"
All you need to heighten market cap is shareholders just not selling at the same price as before

[Anonymous No.21797807]

>>21796348
as a fiscal conservative it will never stop bothering me that i share a party with the social conservative redneck retards who literally protest wearing a mask during a pandemic and/or call it a hoax. i assume this is probably how reasonable lefties feel when they see the BLM or SJW crowd being retards loudly.