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>you get ushered to your seat at smartcon
>excited to hear news from sergey as you own 12,345 LINK

>next to you are these guys

>ones munching on matzo bread, getting crumbs everywhere
>as he eats he simultaneously breathes from his mouth
>you think its weird but then look to the left

>you see theres smug looking twins
>telling you that theyre from harvard and they did crew
>they keep asking if you have any cool website ideas and if they can give you 3 BTC for 99% while you run it for 1%
>you dont want to tell them about your porn token blockchain network

>you get uncomfortable and get up
>you try finding better a better seat but sergey says he can't focus because you're shuffling around
>"yeah erm we're solving the Ouracle problem - uhmm let me tell you why its important"
>slides from 2018 are shown on the projector screen
>he drops his mic, trys picking it up and trips on his shoe laces - stubbing his toe in the process

>its bad
>all the autistic make gasping sounds like wild orangatans in sumatra
>the power goes out
>pajeets storm the auditorium and arrest everyone
>you are put on trial at Kleros highcourt
>your charges read - "SOCIAL INEQUALITY"
>you can't make your 7,500 PNK bail which means you need to spend 750 days in jail

you shouldve bought PNK

>> No.21740906

YOU SHIT IN THE STREET

>> No.21740922
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21740922

Kek

>> No.21740990

>>21740885
>LINK pumps 5%, then dumps 90%

>> No.21741202
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>you get released
> after over 2 years its a different world
>queen Kamala harris has designated PNK as the token of the United States Empire
>homeless, you ask this man for some PNK
>he ignores you

>> No.21741219

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/853668654898085888?lang=en


>Matza boy

>> No.21741346
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21741346

where to buy

>> No.21741373

>>21741346

unicycle sire

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>>21740885

>> No.21741846

>>21741750
My new favourite image. He got Winklevoss'd. What are the odds they shorted the moment he bought? They were probably the 500k market sell that killed links pump.

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Can't wait for smartcon

>> No.21741868

>>21741750
>>21741846

implying he didnt already have a 100k stack bought sub $10 and is just acting butt hurt so the barstool sheep dont leave the shepherd

>foolishGOY.png

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>>21741846
They are almost certainly the new Bogandoffs

>> No.21741919

>>21741868
I think your probably giving him to much credit. He might still be in the green if he bought at $8, but I doubt he would have got in much earlier.
I think the twins were not impressed that he made fun of their 'asteroid mining' comment.

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>>21741869

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>>21742188
seriously though are they the same persons/time travelers?

>> No.21742252

>>21740885
>if they can give you 3 BTC for 99% while you run it for 1%
I have a website for teachers that I'd do this for since covid fucked everything.