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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the architect of Bitcoin, the mastermind of Ripple and XRP, the destroyer of LINK with Flare. The woman who, single-handedly, after decades of tireless work, has solved the global debt crisis and prevented the world from impending societal collapse and financial armagedden. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the one, the only... Satootsie Nakamoomoo-chan

>> No.21732351

That's a man

>> No.21732694

god damn it, why doesn't this shlomo just shave his head, he would look way less disgusting and creepy

>> No.21732782
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>>21732694
He is too based to worry about the fashion opinions of mere mortals.

>> No.21733204

>>21732782
This

>> No.21733303

>>21732204
Please, your omnipotence. Pump a lowly XRPtards bags.

>> No.21733502
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>> No.21733602

please sire do the needful

>> No.21733625
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>>21732694
>shave
>disgusting and creepy
Word is manly, you faggot.

>> No.21733684

>>21732694
Unironically a huge buy signal.

>> No.21733734

>>21732694
>Why doesn't Satoshi live by my midwit expectations
IYKYK. And YDK.

>> No.21733824

That is such a man.
So much so that he probably has 2 dicks.

>> No.21733943
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>>21732694
He’s actually related to benjamin franklin. Don’t believe me? Pic related

XRP $100 EOY

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>>21733943
Oh yea. That sweet sweet hairline