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While your linkies were busy stinking, Tesla has now surged over $2,000 Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:20:21 2020 No.21678371 [Reply] [Original]

Was $420 in march.
Tell me again how your magic internet fairy coins are going to make you rich?

Who else here holding a Tesla Make it stack?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:22:13 2020 No.21678452 >>21678371 What the fuck, wasnt it like 1400 two days ago?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:24:51 2020 No.21678573 I was going to buy Tesla when it hit 700 but crypto was easier to get into

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:24:56 2020 No.21678577 >>21678371 Good luck fren. I'm too chicken to buy a stock like that that keeps going to record highs despite not turning much profit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:25:01 2020 No.21678580 >>21678452 Robinzoomies https://robintrack.net/symbol/TSLA

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:26:24 2020 No.21678636 >>21678371 So tesla did a 4x or so since march right? Link was $1.50 in march and is $16 now, a 10x. I'm sorry you are too dumb to do simple math

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:27:33 2020 No.21678678 I don't give a fuck TSLA gamblers are buying a company including 2,000 years of profit at this point they will regret soon AOL LYCOS did the same

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:28:20 2020 No.21678716 >>21678636 >what are options

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:28:21 2020 No.21678717 >>21678371 Insanely overvalued

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:29:20 2020 No.21678750 >>21678716 >what is leveraged trading?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:30:38 2020 No.21678809 File: 235 KB, 181x179, 1596678643054.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21678636 Yeah, but do your linkies go 0-60 in 2.2 seconds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:31:54 2020 No.21678854 >>21678809 can a tesla stock go 0-60 in 2.2 seconds? I can buy something faster with my link

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:35:22 2020 No.21678990 >>21678678 I'm no TSLA shill - but it's basically a put on traditional automakers pension system. Prob a good gamble.

Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:38:10 2020 No.21679130
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>>21678371
>in March
>Tesla from $420-$2000 = 476%
>LINK from $1.80-$16= 888%
Nigger this could drop to $8 and still be more gains than your overbought piece of shit.
Buy puts now... after the 5-1 split, it’s going to be $250 in September. CAP THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:38:10 2020 No.21679129 File: 23 KB, 617x507, 96B7B4AB-910F-486A-9361-BBA499DE599A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21678371 Don’t worry elon will meet us halfway, on the moon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:53:51 2020 No.21679793 This is awesome... i am glad I got in when it dropped to 1400 the other day.. only couod grab 9 shares but im happy with the insane gains in 5 business days. YAY!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 15:56:30 2020 No.21679889 >>21679793 >$12,600 investment >$5400 profit before tax >$1620 goes to tax man Congrats on $3,780

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:18:36 2020 No.21680790 When do you short? I put 2k at 6x leverage now

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:23:35 2020 No.21680997 >>21678371 Bought at 20 something back in the days. Prolly it was 2011. Sold 3 years later at 200 something. Shorted Tesla this March at the beginning of COVID. And I'll do it again in a not so distant future. Eat shit soibois.

Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:31:55 2020 No.21681304
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>>21678371
lmao, you do realize link is going to be at $2000 in a matter of weeks right?
unbelievably excited for all of you to hear what's coming at smart con.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
its monkey season. $1000 eom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:43:56 2020 No.21681718 The thing about stocks is that they are valued based on the value of the company, to which Tesla would have to be about 20 times the size it currently is to support it's valuation

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:46:16 2020 No.21681805 File: 119 KB, 750x465, F52E41B0-D454-4E2E-A646-88836471EF74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21679129 >>21681304 Kikes like Tesla. Kikes like chainlink. I’m recognizing a pattern here

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:47:38 2020 No.21681854 >>21678577 This. But "smart" not "chicken"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:48:50 2020 No.21681908 Is TSLA the most overvalued stock of all time? Is this a consequence of letting any zoomer with a phone buy stocks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:49:18 2020 No.21681934 >>21678717 This, looking forward for zoomies to get dumped on

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:50:44 2020 No.21681989 File: 9 KB, 224x225, t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21678371 Tesla is literally Chainlink, but for stocks. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:52:41 2020 No.21682057 >>21679130 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 20 16:53:43 2020 No.21682094 >>21681908 Precisely

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