/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21677693]

TSLA > Gold, edition
One hour left 'till today's market closes.

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>Previous
>>21675086

[Anonymous No.21677722]

>>21677693
tesla below 2k end of day

[Anonymous No.21677731]

The bulls are back in town.

[Anonymous No.21677736]

>>21677722
HORSEBROS HOW LONG DO WE HOLD

[Anonymous No.21677742]

TSLA will hit 2500 by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.21677743]

short boomer companies
long zoomer companies

it's that simple

[Anonymous No.21677759]

When is the apple and tesla split?

[Anonymous No.21677764]

>>21677722
The numbers have spoken. Was a nice pump nonetheless!

[Anonymous No.21677766]

why do boomers pretend stop losses don't exist, who gives a fuck if tesla is a bubble, seething retards

[Anonymous No.21677768]

I lost 80k on shorting Nasdaq
the dip never happened
I fucked up pretty good lads

[Anonymous No.21677772]

>>21677736
till the fucking usps announcement stop your bitching

[Anonymous No.21677780]

So whats causing this pump?

[Anonymous No.21677797]

Should I buy 100 TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.21677799]

>>21677768
did you buy an x20 certificate you fucking clown

[Anonymous No.21677806]

>"He bought TSLA at $1800? Pump it, split the shares and pump it again."

[Anonymous No.21677805]

>>21677731
not using finviz... nmgi

[Anonymous No.21677815]

>this triggers the nigger lover boomers on /smg/ who unironically cant understand how nobody wants to ride in a stinky taxi with a pajeet babbling about his stinky kids

[Anonymous No.21677817]

>>21677722
>>21677736
Buy NKLA

[Anonymous No.21677825]

>>21677780
Doggo

[Anonymous No.21677831]

>>21677780
short coverings

[Anonymous No.21677832]

>>21677780
The fact I can't buy anything until tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.21677836]

>>21677806
THANK YOU MR BOGANDOFF

[Anonymous No.21677845]

>>21677799
yes

[Anonymous No.21677855]

>>21677797
not at once you fucking moron, dca over the next 5 weeks.
>>21677815
implying i want to rideshare with convicted sex offenders. fuck off i own my vehicle.

[Anonymous No.21677856]

if I put 30k into TQQQ right now, will I be a millionaire in 5 years?

[Anonymous No.21677881]

First time investor here, got 10k to play with, short tesla right?

[Anonymous No.21677896]

>>21677780
>So whats causing this pump?
Investors panic buying tech stocks. Look out for pharma stocks too, huge movements of volume coming to pharma. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.21677897]

>>21677855
Theres the boomer cope on missing 20% in one day

[Anonymous No.21677900]

>>21677881
Hold TSLA or AAPL for a few months.

[Anonymous No.21677909]

>>21677855
But I need 100 to sell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21677923]

>>21677845
buy mini futures or warrants next time you fucking clown

[Anonymous No.21677924]

>>21677797
2nd for this question. I sold my $115 stack at $125 for a nice profit and have been waiting to buy back in. Will it ever dip enough or should I just bite the bullet, buy 100 shares and never sell again until the Big One

[Anonymous No.21677929]

>>21677805
I like seeing the people clap!

[Anonymous No.21677931]

>>21677856
Yes we all will

[Anonymous No.21677935]

>>21677768
Based, I always enjoy seeing smug anime posting bears get blown out

Now where's that "chad" TQQQ put buyer

[Anonymous No.21677938]

>>21677881
Might as well buy $1600 puts. It will go down. Buy it!

[Anonymous No.21677941]

>>21677845
Thats what I love about options. Straight cuts through the bullshit

You either kill or get killed lmao

[Anonymous No.21677952]

>>21677797
I bought FNGU. Why have the bottom 90 companies in nasdaq?

[Anonymous No.21677963]

>>21677825
POOM HARD DOGGO!!

[Anonymous No.21677968]

As someone who made money on TSLA going up, I could see a dip Monday/Tuesday followed by a run back up to current levels for the following 2 reasons:

1. When calls expire tomorrow, MMs unload their hedges.

2. Blowing past post-split $420.69 before the split date would be an anti-climax. Meme power demands that we see this price after the split.

[Anonymous No.21677969]

>>21677856
SOXL/TQQQ is a good mix imo, but as far as trying to make a million with 30,000 for an average person it's pretty good odds

beats lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.21677972]

>>21677881
TSLA AAPL TQQQ FNGU come back in a couple months

[Anonymous No.21677985]

>>21677856
It looks like it

[Anonymous No.21677989]

>>21677806
:)

>>21677856
No but you'll be up at least 800%

>>21677881
Buy Apple

[Anonymous No.21677992]

>>21677900
What's a hold?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21678000]

What's everybody having for lunch. I'm having a double patty fillet-o-fish sammich with extra of that tarter sauce stuff.

[Anonymous No.21678001]

bless this anon

i still ain't selling until at least a week after the split though, but feels good.

[Anonymous No.21678002]

>all these retards who sold their only shares today and won't be accounted for tomorrow's Record Date that collects the share owner data on the Opening
Monday morning on 31st will be hilarious to watch here.

[Anonymous No.21678012]

>>21677968
buy it now or wait for dip?

[Anonymous No.21678018]

why are my stocks red when every other stock is green reeeeee

[Anonymous No.21678019]

>>21677972
and a 10% trailing stop loss limit

[Anonymous No.21678024]

>I'm going to bet against my homeland
>I want America to fall so I'll short the economy
>I swear guys, I'm not a pedo!

[Anonymous No.21678036]

>>21677935
There was a TQQQ whale here like 2 months ago, I like to save people's folios from /smg/

[Anonymous No.21678046]

What the fuck is going on?
Are we just pumping forever? If we ever stall the Fed will just QE

[Anonymous No.21678049]

>>21677992
You buy TSLA and AAPL -right now- and don't sell for a few months. If you think you've made enough, then sell and buy yourself something nice to feel good.

[Anonymous No.21678057]

>>21678002
Explain

[Anonymous No.21678070]

>>21678046
Have you not been paying attention?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

[Anonymous No.21678080]

>>21678046
you have to remember that the USD isn't backed by gold anymore. it's backed by the US military. and the value of that is infinite.

[Anonymous No.21678092]

>>21678046
the fed tells you what they plan to do

[Anonymous No.21678104]

how do i set up a will? do i just write stuff on a paper and sign it? or do you need to get a lawyer to do stuff? help

[Anonymous No.21678107]

[Anonymous No.21678108]

>>21678080
based and God bless americapilled

[Anonymous No.21678109]

>>21677736
Go ahead and sell, every week crab week my basis shrinks.

[Anonymous No.21678115]

>>21678057

[Anonymous No.21678118]

>>21678012
I could see $2100 tomorrow, a violent dip Monday, then a violent swing upward from people buying the dip and loading up on cheap calls after the dip.

I have no open positions right now. Don't take my advice.

[Anonymous No.21678124]

>>21678080
this is the thing that nobody seething about economics and monetary policy see

[Anonymous No.21678144]

WHICH DIP DO I BUY

[Anonymous No.21678170]

>>21678070
There is no dip. There is only pump now

[Anonymous No.21678171]

>>21678144
dogecoin

[Anonymous No.21678172]

>>21678080
Never bet against the most powerful Country on this planet.

[Anonymous No.21678175]

Some of the highest yielding investment grade bonds are Navient's debentures which are basically a bunch of student loans lumped together. They pay 5-6% a coupon. Why haven't you purchased these bonds yet anon?

[Anonymous No.21678186]

I sold my tesla yesterday

fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.21678192]

Imagine getting a 4200% return

[Anonymous No.21678199]

TSLA bros. I can't wait to be in this same fucking position in two years. Waiting on the next split.

[Anonymous No.21678208]

>>21678144
these are all fucking garbage you pseudo boomer donkey
drop everything except microsoft and tsm

[Anonymous No.21678215]

>>21678070
BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT! kek

[Anonymous No.21678225]

>>21678186
>selling before the split
You get what you fucking deserve, can you at least buy it back today?

[Anonymous No.21678236]

>>21678175
>hold debt that a major political party constantly threatens to make disappear
lol no

[Anonymous No.21678237]

Apple makes up 47% of my portfolio. Bring on the split and the forthcoming greed cause you know there's no way in hell apple will remain at 115 for long...

[Anonymous No.21678247]

>>21678199
in six months*

[Anonymous No.21678249]

>>21678208
eat my shit nigger

[Anonymous No.21678263]

What does /smg/ think about this?

https://www.longtermtrends.net/market-cap-to-gdp/

[Anonymous No.21678266]

>>21678118
There's also a likelihood it keep pumping 'cause TSLA doesn't seem to give a shit. I'll wait to see what happens on Monday regardless.

[Anonymous No.21678294]

>>21678247
in four months*

[Anonymous No.21678296]

>>21678249
enjoy your garbage crabfolio and missing out on this incredible bull market that you've already missed months of

[Anonymous No.21678299]

>>21678199
AAPL bros know how it feels, I know people here were holding since the last split, it pumped back to $400 and now they split it again. Money growing on the trees.

[Anonymous No.21678301]

>>21678225
I can' but I"m too much of a pussy

[Anonymous No.21678314]

>>21678080
>it's backed by the US military. and the value of that is infinite.
It's backed by debt. It cannot be replaced though unless the third world countries pay up all their debt either in USD or gold. The dollar is too big to fail. Also we have most of the world's gold so we're okay. Other countries especially Europe and China are not going to survive.

[Anonymous No.21678342]

>>21678301
MAN THE FUCK UP, PAPER-HANDS

[Anonymous No.21678359]

>>21678266
It will. I'm excited for the split to gather up more shares

[Anonymous No.21678376]

>>21678342
2k is a lot of money. what if it pops and I lose it

[Anonymous No.21678379]

>>21678263
this market better burst soon

[Anonymous No.21678380]

SURELY THIS PUMP ISN'T SUSTAINABLE R-RIGHT??-

[Anonymous No.21678388]

>>21678299
Epic green is at hand.. Watching your 10,000 into apple turn into 30,000 will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.21678393]

>>21678192
bretty good

[Anonymous No.21678411]

>>21678380
https://brrr.money/

[Anonymous No.21678412]

>>21678080
Based and unassailable.

[Anonymous No.21678417]

>>21678237
>split lower price brings people in

Really considered buying apple, but why would anyone buy apple after the split when the plebs have been buying fractional shares for months?

[Anonymous No.21678419]

god tesla makes me want to off myself, my friend talked me out of it at $40 FUCKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.21678425]

>>21678380
https://brrr.money/

[Anonymous No.21678448]

>>21678314
no it's backed by the US Military. just try and collect on us you fucking chinks. just fucking try it. you won't. because we'll FUCKING KILL YOU.

and that is why money printer go brrrr. that is the real reason modern monetary theory works. because at the end of the day, might makes right. so either we print infinite money or we all blow each other up, and since i can't stop either from happening i might as well benefit from it while im still alive and we haven't all been blown up yet because no one wants to actually destroy the world because they'd die too. much better to just play along and live a nice cushy lifestyle because 99% of the population is financially illiterate anyways which you also fail to realize.

[Anonymous No.21678455]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO TURNED OFF THE PRINTER

[Anonymous No.21678456]

YOOO someone get in GEVO with me about to pump tomorow or dump

[Anonymous No.21678457]

>actually wanting another crash
Fucking communists.

[Anonymous No.21678464]

>>21678225
What exactly is the point of holding it through the split?

[Anonymous No.21678487]

>>21678417
for the people like me who don't use robinhood and can't get fractional shares

[Anonymous No.21678488]

>spend two weeks red trying to do proper fundamentals and waiting for a dip to buy
say fuck it buy TSLA and AAPL
instantly deep green
what the FUCK

[Anonymous No.21678496]

>>21678314
>Most of the world's gold
Lmao in what world do you live where that is true or relevant?

[Anonymous No.21678515]

>>21678456
That seems kill to me

[Anonymous No.21678516]

>>21678464
you get more shares rem.

[Anonymous No.21678517]

Honestly at this point TQQQ feels less risky than literally anything else in my portfolio. At the same time, it's risky as fuck because I've been saying for weeks now that we surely have reached the top and will recoil...but it never fucking happens. I REAAAAAALLY want another crash like March. I didn't know about TQQQ then, was too scared to touch it by the time I learned about it months ago, and only eased into it about 2 months ago very hesitantly. Now that I'm holding it I'm scratching my head thinking about how something so "risky" outperforms everything by a fucking longshot. It's like the DPS glass cannon except it has a good ass tank and cleric keeping it alive.

[Anonymous No.21678527]

I was absolutely sure that the tech stock crash will happen before the election - contrary to what everyone is expecting

I was fucked in the ass by this market - I lost all of my gains from shorting gold and all of my gains from June which I made on longing Nasdaq

I don't know what went wrong this week.

[Anonymous No.21678530]

What's a split guys?

[Anonymous No.21678533]

>>21678488
>he thinks he can use fundamentals in this market

[Anonymous No.21678543]

>>21678464
Think for a moment. Apple had splits before, it always crawled back to $400+ and had to be split again. 2 shares become 10, it pumps, you make money, they have to split again, 10 shares becomes 50, it pumps again. You cash out and buy a real estate.

[Anonymous No.21678545]

>blown past 2k
>selling recently rejected
>boomers continue to seethe on investing dot com

[Anonymous No.21678548]

>>21678457
>he doesn't want more cheapies
ngtmi

[Anonymous No.21678554]

penny stock pics?

[Anonymous No.21678555]

>>21678488
Nobody cares anymore. Just buy. If prices drop we will just print more money and bailout the banks

[Anonymous No.21678562]

>>21678296
Go FOMO into TSLA or whatever zoomer shit you're chasing

[Anonymous No.21678564]

>>21678456
lmao that shit was worth over 900 dollars in 2015 what the FUCK happened

[Anonymous No.21678566]

>>21678393
>Timing a QQQ or SPY put correctly, and getting a 2300% return while at it
Godspeed sir

[Anonymous No.21678591]

>>21678488
Buying good companies is more important than paying a good price.

[Anonymous No.21678599]

>>21678036
He made over $6000 today just on that

[Anonymous No.21678614]

Should I buy AAPL now or after the split?

[Anonymous No.21678616]

Just a reminder we hit another QQQ ATH today

[Anonymous No.21678618]

>Tesla at $2000
I know a guy who shorted 500 stocks of TSLA at $1400 - I just hope he won't kill himself

[Anonymous No.21678631]

>>21678564
When you see meme stocks that "used to be worth" $900 or whatever, it's almost always reverse splits.

[Anonymous No.21678642]

Uber and Lyft can continue to operate in California due to an emergency stay by an Appeals court lmao

[Anonymous No.21678654]

>>21678186
At least you made some money, anon, but the writing on the wall was to at least wait for the split...

[Anonymous No.21678655]

>>21678530
It involves a banana.

[Anonymous No.21678670]

Hmm virus hit. People fled to tech stocks during the spring/summer. Fall/winter right around the corner. Flu season + virus = fear. Tech stocks will be flying again. Look apple is cheap as hell post split = mass buying spree takes off. Gains out the ass quick like.

[Anonymous No.21678676]

>>21678642
Who is that? I love her

[Anonymous No.21678685]

>>21678614
Now, today if you can.

[Anonymous No.21678697]

>>21678393
Nice!

[Anonymous No.21678704]

>>21678431
>[TQQQ is] like the DPS glass cannon except it has a good ass tank and cleric keeping it alive
TRUTH

[Anonymous No.21678706]

We need to re test March lows
Stop this madness
Pls

[Anonymous No.21678707]

i went up to 40 shares on AAPL, now my average price is 469.69

is this based? i got my 5 shares of TSLA which im up roughly $400 today alone on, but that's more speculative. i figure if im gonna double down on something it should be AAPL.

[Anonymous No.21678708]

>>21678616
real chads invest in TQQQ the REAL QQQ

[Anonymous No.21678713]

>>21678685
Why today? thought the record date was in a week

[Anonymous No.21678718]

>>21678527
Just buy
I had this nagging feeling of something being off and shit for two months straight. I now just long more stuff and know that nothing will drop.
>>21678614
Now AND after the split

[Anonymous No.21678720]

Think for a motherfucking second
Just think
How can tech be worth LESS than it is today, down the line?
Technology advances humanity to new heights, everybody relies on technology
Technology holds literally, infinite value. Sure, commodities are a thing. But how do people communicate amongst each other on how commodities are say, traded or valued? That's right, technology.

Never bet against technology.

[Anonymous No.21678726]

>>21678670
I've planned to cash out in like 5 years to buy a house, would be hilarious if it only took 7 months.

[Anonymous No.21678728]

cup and handle on DPHC lads buckle up

[Anonymous No.21678738]

>>21677693
Damn dude you’re on fire today.
I love that tripleQ mashup btw

[Anonymous No.21678739]

should i stay in tqqq overnight

[Anonymous No.21678751]

Bros what the fuck do I do to get out of a slump? My first four months went slowly but with steady gains, but since August started I've only been bleeding with the worst decision I could make every single time. I don't FOMO or chase prices, and I use 5% stop losses at most but i feel like people are getting rewarded for diving headfirst into risky deals while I try and play it safe losing 2% everyday. The fuck do I do to fix things?

[Anonymous No.21678759]

>>21678704
Finally an analogy all of us can understand

[Anonymous No.21678761]

>>21678720
this is the kind of DD i come here for.

[Anonymous No.21678762]

>>21678685
record date is august 24
https://investor.apple.com/faq/default.aspx

[Anonymous No.21678770]

>>21678713
It CAN pump non stop till the split date, you'll save up some money if you buy before that potentially. Not guaranteed, but very possible.

[Anonymous No.21678773]

Now that Dollar Milkshake was proven wrong what’s next for the global economy?

[Anonymous No.21678774]

>>21678720
pets.com

[Anonymous No.21678785]

Anybody else always lie to pollsters?

[Anonymous No.21678797]

>>21678704
if we could get more video game comparisons like that i might actually figure out how this shit works for my autistic pea brain that cant do math

[Anonymous No.21678806]

>>21678527
I tried to warn you cunbro
CA said you were going to BTFO yourself by being too cocky and bearish.

[Anonymous No.21678818]

>>21678751
dive head first into risky deals. also understand what hype is and how to capitalize on it. psychology is stronger than any TA or FA.

[Anonymous No.21678820]

>>21678720
Dotcom bubble was a hype, the technology wasnt there yet. But it's 2020 now and the technology literally is here or will be here in 3 years.
Based.

[Anonymous No.21678821]

>>21678562
even for "long term safe boomer investing" it's a shitfolio

[Anonymous No.21678824]

>>21678751
Buy tech and hold

[Anonymous No.21678829]

>short Tesla
>literally unlimited loss potential

[Anonymous No.21678830]

>>21678720
Have you ever realized your gains in technology, or just like to stare at pretty green numbers?

[Anonymous No.21678832]

>>21678720
A tech bubble has definitely never happened before and never popped either!

[Anonymous No.21678851]

>>21678762
But it takes 2 days for a trade to settle though. So you gotta bag it today in order to be on the books by the record date.

[Anonymous No.21678853]

>>21678785
That red landslide will be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.21678857]

dubs and I buy appl

[Anonymous No.21678863]

>>21678774
This isn't 2000 anon. Technology has become refined. And all the failing companies either die out or get bought out by megacaps. Sure, there are some bad apples from time to time like Nikola or WeWork - but on a broader scale, technology is indeed a safe haven for a good reason.

[Anonymous No.21678868]

>>21678821
do you have anything useful to say or just autistic screeching about where the air conditioner touched you

[Anonymous No.21678872]

thoughts? https://memx.com/

[Anonymous No.21678878]

>>21678739
yes, you should hold on to TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.21678888]

>>21678785
Always

[Anonymous No.21678895]

>>21678857
Buy before they close today, dubs or not.

[Anonymous No.21678897]

who went in when I said to go in GEVO? Already up 20C hurry

[Anonymous No.21678899]

>>21678851
thank you!

[Anonymous No.21678901]

>>21678832
The “tech bubble burst” in the 90s-00s was recovered from in 3 years.

[Anonymous No.21678924]

>>21678829
it's like i told people during the covid crash. even if you're right and it's really the end of the world, your money will be worthless.

long is the only way to be. buy the fucking dip you fucking idiot. scale in and take profits over and over.

[Anonymous No.21678931]

Just made some OC based off some common sentiment here

[Anonymous No.21678942]

>>21678739
I swing trade it. it has huge $5-10 swings. buy it on a red day, hold for a bit sell it on a green day and repeat.

[Anonymous No.21678944]

>>21678832
This isn't a bubble, these companies do more than just make websites and semiconductors. Whole logistic supply chains rely on these corps and industries.

[Anonymous No.21678950]

>>21678773
Explain the dollar milkshake theory. It sounds like a retarded reddit term desu

[Anonymous No.21678967]

BUY AAPL
BUY TSLA

DO IT NOW WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS ITS LITERALLY FREE MONEY AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA SAY "NAH NOT FOR ME" WTF JUST BUY AAPL JUST BUY TSLA JUST FUCKING DO IT

[Anonymous No.21678970]

>>21678895
much more handsome now than then

[Anonymous No.21678975]

>>21678944
And more and more will rely on them as we go forward into the next decade

[Anonymous No.21678978]

>>21678706
This isn't crypto. Give it some time.

[Anonymous No.21678986]

wake me up at the next dip

[Anonymous No.21678994]

>>21678868
You asked for advice on a vietnamese basketweaving forum, don't complain when what you got is not what you wanted to hear.

[Anonymous No.21678995]

TSLA barely makes cars or batteries as is. They should only make deep OTM calls

[Anonymous No.21679016]

>>21678967
Waiting for the dip

[Anonymous No.21679022]

>>21678967
I already did though

[Anonymous No.21679025]

>>21678720
I bet they were saying the same shit back in 2000.

[Anonymous No.21679044]

>>21678236
If the debt "disappears" all that means is the bond will be called away. The initial principal lent (like 1000 bucks) will be paid back to you before the maturity date. No more interest will be paid thereafter, ending the bond agreement.

[Anonymous No.21679045]

>>21678895
just bought 10 shares

[Anonymous No.21679052]

>Microsoft (MSFT)
Sure boss, we'll just stop using Excel or computers in general.
>Apple (AAPL)
Hey Becky, let's just stop using Macbooks or iPhones altogether.
>Amazon (AMZN) ...
Hey let's go shop at Sears and waste hours looking for stuff that might not even be there!
>Alphabet Class C (GOOG)
Let's go to the library for our information. What's Bing?
>Facebook (FB) / GOOG
Yeah nah, I don't want to have access to millions of customers. I'm not going to bother advertising there.

[Anonymous No.21679057]

>>21679016
if i waited for the dip this morning i wouldn't be up over $400 on TSLA right now you fucking idiot. buy tsla buy aapl RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.21679058]

This X recovery is so so sweet. Yum yum doubled my position this morning and now I'm up double!

[Anonymous No.21679069]

>>21678986
Probably after the split, some minor profit taking next week, unless it fucking crashes on Friday for some jewish reason.

[Anonymous No.21679089]

>>21678863
lmao the day of the tech babby rope can't come soon enough

[Anonymous No.21679100]

>>21678994
one autist mad about air conditioning and you white knighting him on 4channel.net

[Anonymous No.21679118]

>>21678986
I'll see you on Monday maybe.

>>21679025
They were, but they were saying that shit about things like Pets.com. Nowadays we have solid megacaps as tech leaders.

[Anonymous No.21679119]

>>21678868
i literally gave you advice earlier to dump all those shitty stocks that just crab eternally

[Anonymous No.21679121]

>>21678080
>the USD isn't backed by gold anymore. it's backed by the US military
Yeah, whenever my local gas station or grocery store tries to raise prices, a platoon of Marines swoops in to defend the dollar. When housing prices rise too fast, they pull in an aircraft carrier.

[Anonymous No.21679122]

Incredible profit on TSLA again.

[Anonymous No.21679124]

>>21678967
Not gonna hold your bags faggot. Fuck it’s gonna be annoying when all these faggots start losing everything. Have half a mind to leave the market and this board entirely

[Anonymous No.21679147]

I'm going to go lift away my tech future anxiety after close today

[Anonymous No.21679163]

>>21678676
Gillian Barnes if anyone else cared I just found her

[Anonymous No.21679171]

>>21678995
It’s just a financial vehicle for transferring newly created money.

[Anonymous No.21679173]

>he fell for the bear crash depression riot memes

[Anonymous No.21679175]

UBER or LYFT?
They are both shitty financially, but Uber has a 50B market cap while Lyft only has 10B.

[Anonymous No.21679186]

>>21678618
kpop poster from June shorted TSLA. I got busy recently and just got back posting in /smg/, the kpop poster gone. I told him not to short TSLA.

[Anonymous No.21679190]

>>21679089
The day of the cope posters are also perma bearcucks? Wew

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21679194]

>>21678967
If I did that they would go down bro. You don't understand, it's not for me.

[Anonymous No.21679196]

>>21679089
It will hit my stop loss and I will walk away way up and buy back in. You can't win. Just accept the tech fate.

[Anonymous No.21679202]

>>21679124
Seething short seller,

[Anonymous No.21679204]

>>21678818
I don't get hype. I want to but I manage to do the exact opposite of everyone else every single time. Is there anything else besides Apple and Tesla that isn't an overpumped meme?

[Anonymous No.21679214]

>>21679175
Both. I doubled my money on lyft options today so now im equally in both

[Anonymous No.21679229]

>>21679204
Should I dump KNDI to buy more AAPL?

[Anonymous No.21679231]

Trips and tesla crashes

[Anonymous No.21679236]

>>21678950
Every government is inflating their money supply but because America has such a better economy investors will flood into the USD and America will be able to print as much money as it wants with no consequence.

Canadian dollar for example has only gained against the US YTD

[Anonymous No.21679235]

>>21679122
>HE
>SOLD
>TSLA
Hope you can still sleep next week buddy.

[Anonymous No.21679249]

>>21679119
>just crab eternally
did you even look at any of the stocks or just see they aren't FAGMAN and got upset

[Anonymous No.21679256]

>>21679016
You're 5 months late faggot.

[Anonymous No.21679259]

This bitch on CNBC doing her anchoring outside with the constant bugs chirping.

[Anonymous No.21679262]

>>21679118
That's bullshit. Look at Cisco graph, it never recovered from the bubble. And there are dozens more that were actual tech companies that never recovered. I hate you dumb zoomers so much.

[Anonymous No.21679266]

>>21679121
what? no. the question only becomes who's going to collect on us? what happens when someone tells the US to pay what they owe?

that's where the military comes in.

[Anonymous No.21679276]

>>21678944
This, it's not a bubble, it's a paradigm shift

[Anonymous No.21679279]

>>21679214
I have allocated 3.5k, so I want to get 100 of one of them.

[Anonymous No.21679304]

>>21678419
i hope you learned a lesson, when it involves money, there are no friends.

[Anonymous No.21679309]

>>21679262
Faggots like shit should be banned for not posting short positions while fudding

[Anonymous No.21679313]

dubs and i liquidate all my penny bags to go all in on AAPL

[Anonymous No.21679326]

NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
>NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
>NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
>NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
>NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
>NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH
>NASDAQ JUST SET A NEW ATH

[Anonymous No.21679333]

>>21679279
Tough position. Lyft will have higher IV due to being less market cap, i guess.

[Anonymous No.21679339]

>>21679262
Cisco is a fucking dinosaur with no innovation and it was trending downwards all last year. Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.21679341]

>>21679235
I will. It’s having these positions open overnight that has kept me awake. Looking forward to post-split and battery day.

[Anonymous No.21679346]

So that's it then? Tech only go up?

[Anonymous No.21679348]

I was the poster yesterday that bought the SPY put and TQQQ put. Sold both positions, lost about $2000. I now have bought a FL out for earnings tomorrow and dumped the rest of my money into TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.21679359]

>>21679052
only thing i never really got and still don't get is facebook. i give 0 fucks about social media, it's a cancer.

[Anonymous No.21679360]

>>21679175
Uber, international and in food as well as transport, Lyft is highly dependent on the CA ride market

[Anonymous No.21679378]

>>21679341
Just buy shares instead of options.

[Anonymous No.21679383]

>>21679229
How would I know that? I'm in a month long slump and asking how to get out of it by moving into tech.

[Anonymous No.21679390]

>>21679276
Lmao ‘new paradigm’. Just fucking lmao. Zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.21679401]

>>21679313
My cash transfer didn't settle and I couldn't buy more than 5 at 469 :^(

[Anonymous No.21679408]

>>21678942

i dont know why i bothered with losing money on options when i couldve just been doing this more often
bought today and its already up huge

[Anonymous No.21679412]

>>21679231
Nice try jew.

[Anonymous No.21679417]

>>21679341
when's battery day? also what is battery day?

im just holding for the pump after the split but maybe that will convince me to hold until a day or two before this "battery day" thing.

[Anonymous No.21679419]

>>21679360
See
>>21679279
Obviously his intention is to sell covered options so higher IV is the goal

[Anonymous No.21679428]

NASDAQ just FEASTING on the russell LOL

[Anonymous No.21679429]

tomorrow is going to be a another 10% day for TSLA isn't it.

[Anonymous No.21679431]

>>21679348
*$200 not $2000 lol sorry

[Anonymous No.21679441]

will i still get the appl split if i'm using unsettled funds to purchase?

[Anonymous No.21679463]

>>21679419
Oh, obviously Lyft then, way more affected by the news

[Anonymous No.21679472]

Green and blessed afternoon everyone. May your portfolios prosper as your souls do.
My stupid stock choices seem to be green today at the same time all the bear EFT´s are. I´m confused. Glad I´m green, but confused.

[Anonymous No.21679478]

Give me one reason why Tesla can't sell 3 million cars per year

[Anonymous No.21679491]

I bought a 10/16 $3200 tesla call for $3160 will i make money?

[Anonymous No.21679492]

>spent all of my savings on AAPL puts a week ago
Fucking dying over here anons. Down 60%.

[Anonymous No.21679501]

>>21679346
Why would it ever go down?

[Anonymous No.21679509]

>>21678901
Most bubbles pop and then recover, you don't want to get in the middle kid.

>>21678944
Too bad companies can go bankrupt over stupid shit and that includes tech companies. Like Elon Musk said if no one makes the stuff then there is no stuff. Never underestimate governments everywhere to fuck up their economies into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.21679514]

>>21679492
>buying puts on one of the largest tech companies out there

are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.21679522]

REAL NIGGA HOURS

[Anonymous No.21679532]

>>21679478
Why would Tesla bother making cars? It has literally never been tied to its stock price anyway.

[Anonymous No.21679540]

>>21679472
Thank you, fren. May you always experience green days, and may you buy every dip

[Anonymous No.21679542]

I wonder how many of the TSLA FOMO crowd realize Elon is going to dump his entire stake within 4 years

>>21679478
They absolutely could but that still wouldn't justify this market cap. This market cap is millions of cars PLUS solar PLUS autonomous driving PLUS a little bit of delusion.

[Anonymous No.21679543]

>>21679492
brother why the fuck

[Anonymous No.21679550]

>>21679509
Im older than you faggot boomer

[Anonymous No.21679551]

>>21679417
Battery day is September 22. Like the name suggests, Elon is going to unveil a bunch of battery improvements and a shareholder meeting is scheduled for the same day.

[Anonymous No.21679556]

>>21679501
Because of a disease from China and governments everywhere having to tank their economies back to the stone ages. Some day you are going to have to suck at least 5 dicks to be able to get enough money to buy bread.

[Anonymous No.21679575]

>>21679492
>>21679514
GUHHHH

[Anonymous No.21679578]

>>21679556
Youre literally a mongoloid mutt retard. Please stop posting here. You add nothing

[Anonymous No.21679585]

BOBO ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK BOBO?

[Anonymous No.21679588]

>the last 2 years

[Anonymous No.21679597]

When does this clown market take a fat shit and we get back to the gold standard?

[Anonymous No.21679599]

>>21679550
Sure you are kid. Age doesn't add inches to your dick kid. You can screen cap this but the tech bubble will burst, especially when we discover the formula for prime numbers and software security becomes a joke.

[Anonymous No.21679604]

soon

[Anonymous No.21679606]

>>21679492
>Betting against the fed
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/29/the-fed-is-buying-some-of-the-biggest-companies-bonds-raising-questions-over-why.html

[Anonymous No.21679615]

>>21679542
>source: dude bro just trust me

[Anonymous No.21679617]

>>21679492
Stocks. Only. Go. Up.

[Anonymous No.21679620]

>>21679599
Post your short positions tiny dick

[Anonymous No.21679638]

>>21679597
When the last boomer dies there will be a dead man's trigger set off that makes the economy go back to the gold standard so future generations can't print away their debts like the worst generation aka the Boomers has.

[Anonymous No.21679640]

>>21679578
>Wahh, waahhhh, waahhh, stop posting different opinions than me
I see this place hasn't lost its intellectual wit. Maybe you should read a book kid.

[Anonymous No.21679651]

I can't believe the run TQQQ is going on, I know it's leveraged but for a index fund to jump 4.5% in a day is fucking crazy.

[Anonymous No.21679654]

>>21679514
>>21679543
>>21679575
The risk was calculated.

[Anonymous No.21679658]

>>21679262
Did I mention Cisco at all? Did I mention Intel? No. We never told you to buy into dinosaurs like GE, Ford, Cisco, Intel.

>>21679359
99% of people are retards and thus also use FB. Think about all the retards out there who will buy the random shit advertised on FB. That's why FB is still successful.

[Anonymous No.21679669]

you guys better give me donate me some links cuz im telling you GEVO is about to moon. Will be back tomorow

[Anonymous No.21679671]

>>21679640
>hurrdurrr government gonna destroy economy to stone age, im so smart!

Fuck off. Reported.

[Anonymous No.21679679]

>>21677825
POOMP HARD DOOGO

[Anonymous No.21679680]

>>21679542
Great see ya on Mars in four years and I'll dump my bags then

[Anonymous No.21679686]

that was a big dong

[Anonymous No.21679693]

>>21679599
Dis nigga talkin bout prime numbers and shit. What a fuckin nerd. Ayo white boi lemme -schmacks lips- suck that dick and put my wet ass bbc in yo boi pucci

[Anonymous No.21679703]

>>21679615
source is literally Elon retard, how do you think he intends to fund a Mars colony

[Anonymous No.21679716]

>>21679229
Yes

[Anonymous No.21679726]

Guess I should have held BLNK. Wouldn’t have lost $25 on them.

[Anonymous No.21679729]

>>21679703
by whoring out your mother, faggot

[Anonymous No.21679731]

We are reaching meme levels that shouldn't even be possible.

[Anonymous No.21679735]

>>21679620
I'm not shorting shit, I'm unironically holding Tesla, AMD, NVDA, and SOXL. I'll keep holding until november because we are going to go to civil war mode over the election results.

[Anonymous No.21679746]

TSLA is a meme, Elon is a meme. There might be some promise there but many promising products lack the power of appealing to the crowds. TSLA is going to reach AMZN prices EOY

[Anonymous No.21679747]

at least my meme penny stock miner is popping

[Anonymous No.21679752]

>>21679359
the masses have adopted it to "stay connected with their family". What the masses failed to realize, because goyim are stupid, is that you social circle overlaps with many other, thus allowing data to be collected about literally everything they do. That data is then monetized and purchased by entrepreneurs to market to people who would never normally look at their product. That is facebooks value and fuckerberg is a kikelord for doing so, but a rich one at that. B-but i dont participate. Dude they have algos that can pick up your face out of a picture and build a shadow profile of you based on that. B-but i never go out or let people take my picture. Yeah right, dumbass. Damn near every phone has messenger which listens on conversations. Ever watch batman's sonar vision in the Dark Knight? same principle.

[Anonymous No.21679766]

>>21679585
LONG ANSWER: NO

[Anonymous No.21679772]

someone bake

[Anonymous No.21679777]

>>21679703
Or, y'know just make SpaceX public.

[Anonymous No.21679781]

>>21679735
Then shut the fuck up faggot.

[Anonymous No.21679783]

Reminder to use your TSLA gains to buy a Telsa if TSLA makes you a millionaire, thus propagating the positive feedback loop.

[Anonymous No.21679789]

Come on, CLSK, baby, just give me a little pump. I don’t care if you’re red just give me something, I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.21679804]

>>21678738

[Anonymous No.21679807]

lotta salt in this thread, i know who it is too, the handful of bobos that were here this morning, they lost all their cash shorting T.FAGMAN and can do nothing now but rage

[Anonymous No.21679809]

>>21679777
SpaceX will never be public before 1 million people are living on Mars. Elon has said this explicitly. Colonization won't be profitable, and public companies have a "fiduciary duty" to not do fun things.

[Anonymous No.21679817]

>>21678967
Nah not for me tho tbhfamtbh

[Anonymous No.21679827]

>>21679671
>governments have never ruined the economy, that's the free markets fault
Another retard who doesn't understand it's private spending that generates true wealth and not public spending.

[Anonymous No.21679834]

fuck happened to DPHC

[Anonymous No.21679839]

>>21679825
>>21679825
>>21679825

[Anonymous No.21679846]

>I want to bet against the inevitable advancement of humanity
You are betting against everything the world tries to actively prevent happening, which is the degradation of technology and mankind

Just stop it.

[Anonymous No.21679857]

>>21679236
Back when I took economics back in college, there was a similar theory that the U.S. will reign Supreme economic/policy wise in a trickle down effect due to being the world's most powerful military and its dominance in micro chips.

The only possible future rival was China.

[Anonymous No.21679858]

>>21679781
No dude because I'm eventually going to short it. You can cry all you want that someone is at least smart enough to realize they are riding a bubble and plans on making money on it popping too. Stay salty you dumb salty bitch.

[Anonymous No.21679863]

>>21679827
Shut the fuck up faggot.

[Anonymous No.21679866]

>>21679231
>>21679412
Unironically the perfect woman

[Anonymous No.21679883]

>>21679752
yeah, but do they ever have any hype? i like shit like AMD and TSLA because they have hype. AMD has the new consoles at the end of the year to look forward to, and the drama with intcel.

what does facebook have to look forward to?

[Anonymous No.21679885]

>>21679777
Elon will never ever ever ever ever ever let filthy peasants touch his SpaceX.
He will liquidate TSLA to the ground to fund SpaceX if he needs to.

[Anonymous No.21679886]

>>21679858
Ok faggot. Shut the fuck up, nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.21679904]

>>21679863
Go ahead retard, argue that public spending generates "wealth!" You are out of your element retard. You should be posting on /b/ instead of /smg/

[Anonymous No.21679922]

>>21679846
It's like betting against oil when everything was run on steam, don't see many Steam Cores around.

[Anonymous No.21679923]

>>21679556
We're not really seeing a lot of damage from this Chinese virus and I know how to make bread.

[Anonymous No.21679959]

>>21679886
I'm screencapping all your delicious butt hurt you salty bitch.

[Anonymous No.21679988]

>>21679359
I literally could not give one shit about facebook as a platform, it's stable but why I'm like 20% facebook is their VR company oculus which is gonna make big bucks off parabolic VR adoption and innovation.

[Anonymous No.21680024]

>>21679923
>We're not really seeing a lot of damage from this Chinese virus and I know how to make bread.
>ignore masses of jobs that aren't ever coming back
>ignore mass foreclosures
>ignore people not being able to pay their rent and everything else.
>ignore the trillions of dollars of debt accumulated under trumpf
Yeah it's been hilarious watching everything crash and burn but seriously....

[Anonymous No.21680094]

>>21679588
This is based.

[Anonymous No.21680099]

How long for AAPL to get back to $470 after the split?

[Anonymous No.21680122]

>>21680099
A year.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.21680149]

Is Colon Powell going to start raising interest rates? I mean I don't see how we can keep lending out money at 0 interest, like what kind of monetary policy is this. The rich get more money while the poor get their rents raised and their wages get cut to 0?

[Anonymous No.21680157]

>>21678456
you fucker

[Anonymous No.21680171]

>>21678785
>partnered with Obama campaign
I will not be voting for donald trump dont even sweat it

[Anonymous No.21680265]

>>21679883
their hype is literally an unspoken, unlimited ponzi w/ facebook. Think about it this way, facebook's cap = human population - those w/o internet. Elon Musk/google wants to give internet to the world. If a ponzi collapses when there are no more chairs, then it would make sense that facebook would die. That big IF only happens if HUMANITY dies out as a whole. Imagine the data collected/monetized on 7billion humans reproducing at X rate, ad infinitum. The scheme could never collapse so long as society grows. As you are born you would be enrolled in the facebook system in the future and exponentially infinite data/players would be in the system. That is the hype no one talks about regarding facebook.

[Anonymous No.21680852]

>>21680265
No under 35 uses FB. I’ve seen people no exaggeration in their late eighties using it and wondering why their grandkids aren’t on it. No one new is signing up for FB