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>Thank you all for attending our virtual SmartCon. To conclude this event, I am going to open up my ether wallet right now, and send 500k Chainlink tokens to Binance. I will now market sell those same 500k tokens. Thank you for watching, we're all in this together

>> No.21673103
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Keep holding my bags, you will soon be rewarded
>dumps 700k
We have no relevant news on staking at this time. When it is finished it will be finished
>dumps 700k
Now if you will excuse me, McDonalds is calling
>dumps 700k

>> No.21673138

>>21673103
LMFAO because IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE

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>> No.21673191

https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0xf37c348b7d19b17b29cd5cfa64cfa48e2d6eb8db

If this schedule continues as it has, he is on schedule to dump 500k during SmartCon. kek

>> No.21673300

>>21673191
That's the announcement. Sergey finally coded his first smart contract - automatically dumps Link based on the ChainLink Alarm Clock

>> No.21673465

>>21673044
thanks sergey

>> No.21673847

>>21673191
lmao it’s actually true. This is amazing

>> No.21673962

>>21673044
Sergey will livestream from LA with hookers, then get arrested for violating the lockdown. Chainstink is going back to 10 cents.

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>>21673191
Peak hubris on Sergey's part if you ask me. Dumping on bag holders is one thing. But dumping on them during the middle of a conference shilling the product?
That's just cold blooded.

>> No.21674067

>>21673300
kek

>> No.21674525

>>21673300
The oracle service simply informs link holders when their bags have become worthless

>> No.21674554

This is what is considered FUD now?

>> No.21674585

>>21674554
Link fuds itself
Top 10 coin is a fucking centraliser json parser with a useless ERC20
Get dumped on

>> No.21675270

>>21674554
Hey Sergey

>> No.21675317

>>21673103
KEK

>> No.21675336

>>21674554
This is what the fud has always been

>> No.21675354
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Dear Serg, I bought LINK but you won't stop dumpin'
I filled my wallet and ledger last March at the bottom
I sent two big macs in autumn, you must not of got 'em
There probably was a problem with the gas prices or somethin'
Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man? When's $1000?
I hope EOY, lotta FUD on the board I've been browsin'
If it pumps further I'll just walk out on my employer
I'll never have to worry
I read about Zeus Capital, I'm sorry
I had a Jeet scam me with some coin I thought would moon
I know you probably hear this every day, but I need a milly soon
I even bought that sui stack with my last couple grand
I got a drive full of LINK memes and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with SWIFT too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you see this, man. Hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, what it is,
This is /biz/

>> No.21675401

DEAR MR. I-DUMP-SEVEN-HUNDRED-THOUSAND-ON-MY-FANS
That'll be the last link I'll ever buy from your ass
It's been three years and still no grand - I don't deserve it?
I know you saw my last two posts
The reposts on your twitter that you checked
So this is my shitpost I'm sendin' you, I hope you read it
I'm on coinbase right now, I'm about to market sell
Hey Serg, dare me to do it, we still vertical?
You know that vid by Bizonacci, "Bogged?"
About that guy who coulda helped that other guy make it
But didn't, then Bog had him killed, then found another target?
That's kinda how this is; you coulda helped me make it
Now it's too late, I've tethered thousands now - I'm swinging
And all I wanted was the 4th industrial revolution
I hope you know I threw out all the memes and that I'm done
I loved you, Serg, we coulda made it together - think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your token goes to zero and you can't breathe without me
See, Serg - SHUT UP RORY I'M TRYING TO TALK
Sergey, that's your community manager in the trunk
But I didn't betray him, I just tied him up, see? I ain't like you
'Cause if you dump he'll suffer more and then he'll dump too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at coinbase now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to cash this shit out?!

>> No.21675454

>>21673962
>10 cents
eh, still 25K in pure gains

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>>21673103

>> No.21675620

>>21675401
Lmaooooooo

>> No.21675887

>>21675401
hahahaha

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>>21673044
im buying myself and sergey some fucking bananas once LINK hits ATH this weekend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
its monkey season LINK $1000 eom lets fucking GOOOO

>> No.21676772

Is anyone going to actually watch the Smart Con? It seems like such a huge event in this space.