/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.21653772]

i havent had a crush or fallen in love for 12 years

[Anonymous No.21653800]

>>21653772
That's what happens when you come to the realization that pussy is 100% fungible.

[Anonymous No.21654016]

>>21653772
I literally don't know any women except my mother

[Anonymous No.21654079]

>>21653772
based

[Anonymous No.21654109]

>>21653772
sick dude

[Anonymous No.21654174]

>>21653772
I’ve never had a real relationship in my entire life

[Anonymous No.21654214]

>>21653772
>>21654174
Well gentlemen, I don’t throw this word around lightly, but I dare say that you two are positively based.

[Anonymous No.21654230]

>>21654016
You know me now. Hi.

[Anonymous No.21654253]

>>21653772
>>21653800
>>21654016
>>21654174
>>21654214

[Anonymous No.21654256]

the last time I had sex was with a black prostitute 6 years ago and she was a man

[Anonymous No.21654270]

>>21653772
>>21653800
>>21654016
>>21654079
>>21654109
>>21654174
>>21654214
>>21654230
>>21654253
>>21654256
have sex

[Anonymous No.21654279]

>>21654230
bob

[Anonymous No.21654292]

>>21653772
that's nothing, anon.

[Anonymous No.21654301]

>>21654279
Only if you did the needful sir then bob maybe vagine

[Anonymous No.21654308]

>>21653772
This board can get really dark. Lots of guys chasing the dream of getting rich, but deep down inside it doesn't seem that's what they want. They just want love, happiness, relationships, and maybe a family.

[Anonymous No.21654328]

>>21654301
I hold pnk

[Anonymous No.21654329]

>>21654308
Nigger I dont want to be a wage slave

[Anonymous No.21654354]

>>21653772
based

i havent had a girlfriend in my life
girls bore me after a few dates

[Anonymous No.21654361]

>>21654308
a cute girl told me to "stop being poor"
now i am richer than everyone i know.

[Anonymous No.21654394]

>>21654329
i concur, chainlink will allow me to experience freedom

[Anonymous No.21654400]

>>21654308
fuck you

[Anonymous No.21654413]

>>21654308
yes i want love and family, and then grils will go chase the chad rich because of his parents, so i keep returning here to get rich and be the chad rich at least

[Anonymous No.21654443]

>>21653772
I want to buy a couple of those advanced high tech sex dolls with some of my LINK gains. Who makes the best dolls these days?

[Anonymous No.21654453]

>>21654270
All these roasties lately. Thinking i'm going to sell, bull market really is over if these subhumans are here

[Anonymous No.21654459]

I become deeply infatuated with any decently-attractive woman that shows me the slightest bit of positive attention, no matter how platonic the interaction may be

[Anonymous No.21654478]

>>21654230
show feet

[Anonymous No.21654487]

>>21654459
me too

[Anonymous No.21654508]

>>21653772
MGTOW can be a lonely life path if you're not doing it correctly.

[Anonymous No.21654531]

>>21654230
post anus.

[Anonymous No.21654545]

>>21654308
>They just want love, happiness, relationships, and maybe a family
Everyone wants that. I also want to be rich. I don't understand why people who seemingly have no aspirations to acquire wealth browse this board. The schizo in me says they have (((ulterior))) motives.

[Anonymous No.21654565]

>>21654459
That used to be me until I got /fit started making decent money and started banging lots of girls from prostitutes to regular girls 6/10’s 7’s 8’s and 9’s the whole spectrum.

Now I don’t fall in love anymore I look at women like investments. They’re all depreciating but which ones will give me the best short term roi? The best long term. It’s not hard anon anyone can do it.

[Anonymous No.21654610]

>>21654256
Eddie Murphy?

[Anonymous No.21654622]

>>21654328
https://voca.ro/DDVzhXmaSlE

[Anonymous No.21654661]

>>21654174
Me neither. I don’t have any friends so no woman would ever want me. Obviously I’m not a Chad, either. Women only want Chad.

[Anonymous No.21654705]

>>21654308
I want to not spend my life wageslaving.

[Anonymous No.21654728]

>>21654622

[Anonymous No.21654781]

>>21654308
Damn

[Anonymous No.21654833]

I know the feel OP. I just made a bumble today and the only matches I have are landwhales... feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.21654903]

>>21654622
Alright, you can stay

[Anonymous No.21654929]

>>21654361
/biz/ really has helped me believe in the power of positive thought. i wanted to be rich, so i got rich. now i'm just starting college at age 24 and my goal is to smash some teenagers.

I. MUST. BELIEVE.

[Anonymous No.21654959]

>>21654270
I did a couple of weeks ago with a young chinese girl at an asian spa. It cost me $147 CAD with a 30 minute massage.

[Anonymous No.21654972]

>>21654833
Sometimes you gotta try a few different apps. The girls on tinder by me are waaaay hotter than the ones on bumble or PlentyOfFish. But obviously a lot harder to actually hook up with, most are just there for validation and Chad. While on the other apps you get desperate fatties who want to marry you.

[Anonymous No.21654977]

>>21654308

[Anonymous No.21655003]

>>21654972
Yeah that’s the vibe I’ve gotten from bumble so far. How necessary is it to pay for tinder to have any fun?

[Anonymous No.21655048]

>>21653772
When I was in elementary school through middle school, every year I would pick a girl that I thought was really pretty, and I would just stare at her. I guess I don't know what I wanted from each girl, because I sure as hell didn't know what I would do with them at the time, but I just wanted their beauty? I don't fucking know. But I would just stare at girls that I liked. There was one year--third grade--where there wasn't a single girl in any of my classes that I liked enough to stare at or obsess over. That was a bad year. Other than that, every single year was this cringe thing of my staring at the girl that I obsessed over for a year.

In 7th grade, one girl even said, "Look! He's looking at me again!" It was embarrassing. I pretended not to notice, and looked around, like I wasn't staring at her but just staring into space. In 8th grade, there was a girl named Amanda and I wrote "AMANDA IS FUCKING HOT" on all the desks I sat at, and people would start to write back to me "Hi (my name) this is Amanda" (they would write my name because I was dumb enough to fucking write it there like "(my name) WUZ HERE"

Fuck, those were truly cringe times. Crushes are fucking cringe. Don't regret it man, losing it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

[Anonymous No.21655050]

>>21655003
Its more of a cheat than something you truly need. So you waste less time swiping. You'll probably find most of your matches eventually.

[Anonymous No.21655252]

>>21654622
How do I convince you to suck my penis?

[Anonymous No.21655286]

>>21653772
I havent had sex in 8 months

[Anonymous No.21655370]

>>21654270
I do. That's why I know pussy is 100% fungible.

[Anonymous No.21655392]

>>21655048
Yea it’s strange I used to do the same thing, have these random crushed on girls I interacted with even if it was only platonic.

I stopped doing that in my early 20’s. At first I thought I lost a piece of my soul not being able to want another female so deeply. I now realize that what I did was really unhealthy, thankfully that part of my life is over. I rarely find myself obsessing over women now but most of my dating life has been hookups and short-term flings. I don’t really catch feelings unless I think find someone that I could realistically start a family with

[Anonymous No.21655425]

>>21655252
You can’t because I’m unironically autismo and a hypochondriac. But you should never ask women for advice on women. Expand your bro circle to include more normies, observe and mimic. Best of luck to you fren.

[Anonymous No.21655470]

>>21655392
Oh, you actually interacted with them? I didn't even do that because I was scared, except that same girl in 7th grade, I was with a friend outside after school in front of the public library, and she was there with her friend, and they were teasing us saying "hey those are the gross boys from our class" and I said "SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I RAPE YOU!" and she got really quiet after that

[Anonymous No.21655510]

>>21653772
Op is gay

[Anonymous No.21655512]

>>21654230
I am a gurl on teh Internets lul so R@NDUMB!!!!!1! :3333

[Anonymous No.21655528]

>>21653772
Why r u gay

[Anonymous No.21655577]

>>21655470
Hahaha based anon I never had the balls to do something like that.

I didn’t interact with any of them in middle school. In High School I was friends with them and both hopelessly friend-zoned me. I remember I asked one of them to prom and she told me she would think about it then made me wait an entire fucking month to tell me no! The next year I asked another girl who friendzoned me to prom, she made me wait for 2 months, said yes, then proceeded to take pictures with me at the pre-prom party then ignored me at the actual dance. Haha I was such a pussy

College I actually managed to pop out of the friend zone with one of them and I think that opened my eyes on how to be less of a pushover.

[Anonymous No.21655628]

>>21655577
Yeah I'm married now. I don't stare at girls anymore or threaten to rape them

[Anonymous No.21655640]

>>21653772
I have literally never talked to a girl (outside from my mom and sister) for more than 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.21655642]

>>21654308
I just want a world free from shitskins and jews

[Anonymous No.21655712]

>>21655640
you should buy WAIF. next best thing.

[Anonymous No.21655725]

>I still miss her

[Anonymous No.21655779]

>>21655425
>autismo and a hypochondriac

[Anonymous No.21655803]

You don't need love. You can just coom for 50 years

[Anonymous No.21655807]

All I remember are the cringe things I said to women. I try to avoid any conversations with them now.

[Anonymous No.21655832]

>>21655640
Good

[Anonymous No.21655862]

>>21655712
I'm already in

[Anonymous No.21655883]

>>21654308
i just want to respect myself, which means never having to work for another man in order to attain my goals. Love and all that other shit can happen afterward.

[Anonymous No.21655893]

>>21655807
I Once told a girl at a party that I couldn’t get hard without strangling a puppy. We all have bad days.

[Anonymous No.21655940]

>>21654230
Pink id confirms femanon
Show tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.21655966]

>>21655893
Did you manage to salvage the convo or nah

[Anonymous No.21656050]

>>21654174
Same here.

It makes me really sad when I think about it, so I try not to think about it too much.

[Anonymous No.21656087]

>>21654256
Big lenny?

[Anonymous No.21656093]

>>21653800
based and checkpilled

[Anonymous No.21656096]

>>21654308
There's some other factors as well, but that's probably 95% of it.

[Anonymous No.21656108]

>>21654308
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.21656163]

>>21655966
Shotgun approach m8. I got a lot of tail in uni but I got slapped a lot too. The worst line I used that actually worked was “hey, we should fuck sometime “.

[Anonymous No.21656204]

>hey, we should fuck sometime

[Anonymous No.21656209]

>>21654308
I really just want to be rich

[Anonymous No.21656567]

>>21653800
All women are whores

[Anonymous No.21656598]

>>21654308
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.21656675]

>>21655425
This never ask women for advice on women. It’s always a trap

Like this anon is a man not a woman

[Anonymous No.21656719]

check out flowprotocol.io its full of love. I dont even need women with flow.

[Anonymous No.21656780]

>>21654230
You know the rules

[Anonymous No.21656838]

I regularly fall in love with women over the internet and sometimes I don't even know if they're real girls and sometimes they turn out to be Egyptian and I have to drop them since I'm only interested in white and/or Korean/Japanese women

[Anonymous No.21656857]

>>21654230
SYDNEY
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[Anonymous No.21656888]

>>21653772
I had a crush on one girl on the swim team I used to go to. She wasn't the best looking either and kind of chubby, no idea why I had a crush on her specifically.

That was 12 years ago too funny enough, so looks like I'm in the same boat as you OP. Never been in love though, wish I knew what it felt like

[Anonymous No.21657034]

>>21655425
Be my friend.

[Anonymous No.21657170]

>>21655003
It isn't. Just learn a little about how there's a hidden game underneath its skin that controls what you see and who sees you. Only swipe right on girls you would fuck sober. Only read the profiles to establish that she isn't a bot or an advert. Hopefully that's 25-50% of the girls it presents to you. Under the skin, there's a learning algo that looks at the girls you swipe on and presents similar girls to you. Again, it's important that you swipe right on the girls you want, not the ones you think you can get.

For your profile, take really good pictures that show your face clearly, in good lighting. Women are more hung up on the face than the body. Also have a pic with you doing something interesting (absolutely no other women should be in the shot...make it some shit like horseback riding or whatever) and a funney doggo meme from /an/. Bitches love that shit.

When talking, engage your shitposting powers that you've honed here. Casual bantzy one liners are your b&b moves. Much as with swiping, if you engage your brain at all while composing a message, you've fucked up.

[Anonymous No.21657272]

>>21657034
We already are, anon.

[Anonymous No.21657281]

>>21653772
Lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.21657334]

>>21655425
You're not bad, for a cunt.

[Anonymous No.21657341]

>>21653800
fucking based

[Anonymous No.21657352]

>>21657170
none of this is worth it it's unironically better to stay a virgin

[Anonymous No.21657382]

>>21654622
is this an actual pajeet

[Anonymous No.21657395]

>>21654174
Same but I'll wait 1more year until 30 to get my powers before talking to any female.

[Anonymous No.21657480]

>>21653772
Better than finally getting with the girl you love, have everything go great for months, then have her dump you b/c you have the same name and look kinda similar to the dude who sexually assaulted her in college and it triggers her PTSD.

[Anonymous No.21657617]

>>21657352
Honestly yeah, it's a poor investment of time and money because the quality of the few real women who use online dating is low. If you're done with school the best way to meet women is through community-centric activities, because you can also network with other people and make gains in other areas.

[Anonymous No.21657707]

>>21657617
What are some examples of these community centric activities?

I’m 28 and done with school. Amid the pandemic I’m having trouble finding these activities.

[Anonymous No.21657771]

>>21653772
I have a (non-literal) loli-mommy gf that is over 30 years older than me. But I can’t imagine the scum of modern woman today. It ain’t worth it. And pussy isn’t as great as society would have you think. Of course, once you have it..you gotta have it. Either way, it’s ok. Better yourself. Become greatness. Focus. Laser-sighted precision. For it is within times like these that makes the greatest Man. Ascend. And walk close to God.

[Anonymous No.21657786]

>>21657480
>b/c you have the same name and look kinda similar to the dude who sexually assaulted her in college and it triggers her PTSD
you bought that bullshit story?

[Anonymous No.21657839]

>>21657272
Yeah but I wanna coom in you.

[Anonymous No.21657849]

>>21657771
>dating a dried up bag
>ascended
Jesus fuck the guys roaming south east Asia impregnating whores are on a higher plane of thought than you

[Anonymous No.21657854]

>>21657786
I didn't say I believed it

[Anonymous No.21657956]

>>21657382
https://voca.ro/6tfK1ik61tH

[Anonymous No.21657998]

Mfw just made love to my wife and heading out with my son camping and fishing for 3 nights.

[Anonymous No.21658011]

>>21657854
>green ID
It's okay fren you are gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21658052]

>>21657998
that sounds nice anon, hope you have a good time with your son

[Anonymous No.21658136]

>>21657956
You sound hot and normal. Stop larping as some weird autistic hypochondriac. If you're going to larp then larp as pajeet kleros mommy.

[Anonymous No.21658184]

>>21653772
I had a crush for the first time in many years last year/early this year. Of course, nothing ever happened.

[Anonymous No.21658194]

>>21654622
probably the only acceptable female on the website

[Anonymous No.21658196]

>not using a weak minded women for free food shared rent & sex

It's like you people hate money

[Anonymous No.21658201]

>>21654308
Tbh

[Anonymous No.21658246]

>>21658196
Imagine having to put up with a low tier woman just for gibs

Literal nigger or female status

[Anonymous No.21658514]

Even when I had a girlfriend I would always avoid her. Would never call or text. It's such a hassle. They want so much investment from you when all they have to offer is a wet hole. I'd rather just pay a woman outright to fuck her, degrade her and have her leave when I want.

[Anonymous No.21658633]

>>21653772

You must not be blue pilled anymore on women. You can't fall in love with them because that requires you to be vulnerable, unaware, and open. Good news is that you might be able to get one to fall in love with you but that is the best its going to get.

[Anonymous No.21658658]

>>21654545
browsing 4chan is about the worst way to get rich. not nearly as bad as being a plebbit/twitter/insta/tiktok/netflix consoomer, but still. if you really wanted to acquire wealth you'd be starting your own business and working on it 24/7, or maybe playing the wageslave system to be highlevel there
this board is for crypto gambling, memes and thots. it's entertainment

[Anonymous No.21658679]

I've had a crush on my oneitis for 15 years.

[Anonymous No.21658720]

>>21658658
>browsing 4chan is about the worst way to get rich
Even if that's true it's still a way. I have a lot more money then when I started. Go ahead and tell me I'm going to lose everything at some point.

[Anonymous No.21658721]

>>21654459

[Anonymous No.21658781]

>>21658658
>browsing 4chan is about the worst way to get rich

Its not though. Its an excellent starting point to find interesting projects and then you must actually do research outside of the board in more depth to see if it checks out.

[Anonymous No.21658838]

>>21658658
4chan made me the money I needed to start my business. Now I just gamble, but lives have been changed here. It's a high reward casino for low test beta wannabe neets

[Anonymous No.21658839]

>>21654622
>Kleros tech support
Kek

[Anonymous No.21658846]

>>21657956
it's a shit coin

none of the memes on biz are actually memes, link WILL be 1keoy, PNK was shilled originally by pajeets, and yes we are all racist misogynists

[Anonymous No.21658891]

>>21658136
bro..

[Anonymous No.21658960]

>>21653772
I have never
>hugged
>held hands
>kissed
>had sex
I have never had a female friend either, except for a couple online relationships which led to nothing except me getting ghosted after a few months. There's no escape, I'm God's lonely man

[Anonymous No.21658993]

>>21658679
Unless you started at 10, bitch is around 30 now. The fuck are you on bro?

[Anonymous No.21659230]

>>21658960
I wouldn't normally suggest this but you need to see some hookers. Your anxiety is beyond fucked. While you're seeing them talk to women in public.

[Anonymous No.21659617]

>>21653800
>it's for you old sport

[Anonymous No.21659698]

Go out and be a bit of a normie. Seriously.
What can go wrong if you get out of your way and go into the uncomfortable zone where you have to interact with people? If you have friends call them up and go out, enjoy the moment with them. If you don't have friends go meet new people. How the fuck do you think you'll find new friends if you stay all day everyday inside your house?
Find groups of people where you share the same interest with, go meet them. Go watch a improv comedy show. Go on a live concert night. Life really isn't this dull anon, you yourself make it dull. Make your life interesting, nobody else won't do it themselves.
Be a bit of a fucking normie for the first time in a long time again anon. If you are serious about dating and relationships leave a reply so I know I don't write into the void for nobody to read.

[Anonymous No.21659882]

>>21654622
>21654622
ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. BASED
KEKEKEKEK

[Anonymous No.21659929]

>>21654622
unironically is this board back to being at least somewhat funny?
holy shit I cant stop laughing
ty based vagen

[Anonymous No.21659944]

>>21659698
how about no

[Anonymous No.21660328]

>>21657956
>https://voca.ro/6tfK1ik61tH

Holy fuck. These rare memes is the reason I come to biz

[Anonymous No.21660490]

>>21658960
I HURT MYSELF TODAY