Why is COOM going to MOON?

[Anonymous No.21633741]

What is the thing about this gem? The more I research it, the more bullish I become. It has the most innovative whitepaper in the entire crypto, the team is second to none, and the tokenomics are setting a new standand in the industry. Also the discussion at /biz/ and plebbit seems to be very professional, no pajeets or false hype. Im sure the big players and institutions will soon buy this in massive amounts. Its less than 2 days old, and the volumes already skyrocketing. Its astonishing.

[Anonymous No.21633867]

>>21633741
This is what I would call based and redpilled evaluation.

[Anonymous No.21633930]

>>21633741
Impressive review. Also check out my dubs, they confirm this will moon soon

[Anonymous No.21634338]

Thanks, anons. Is $1 EOM for this coin considered FUD?

[Anonymous No.21634608]

>>21634338
top 5

1-10billions MC almost guaranteed

[Anonymous No.21634652]

>>21634338
if it hits 1 billion MC (somewhat conservative estimate) it'll be worth about $2 per coin with the current circulating supply
so yeah I would call that FUD

[Anonymous No.21634758]

Imagine there's no coomers
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or coom for
And no trannies, too

Imagine all the coomers
Cooming life in peace
You, you may say I'm a coomer
But I'm not the only one

I hope someday you will join us
And the world will coom as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man

[Anonymous No.21634770]

>>21633741
impressive

[Anonymous No.21634783]

JOIN ME BROTHERS. I'M NOT COOMING UNTIL THIS REACHES AT LEAST 1C. NO SATANIST JEW WILL HARVEST MY CHI ENERGY FROM PORN OR FAPPING. NO SEMEN DEMONS WILL STEAL MY LIFEFORCE. WE WILL HOLD UNTIL THE END OF NOVEMBER. THEN WE WILL ALL HAVE A MASSIVE CIRCLEJERK WHEN THIS HITS 1C AND COOOOOOOOOM TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.21634793]

>>21633741
SCAM COIN
PUMP AND DUMP MEME SHIT

[Anonymous No.21634807]

>>21634758
>no possessions
dropped

[Anonymous No.21634822]

>>21634793
t. RSR pajeet

[Anonymous No.21634835]

>>21634822
its literally a scam coin with zero value

[Anonymous No.21634848]

>>21634793
>>21634835
look at this little salty baby boy who didn't make those coom gains

[Anonymous No.21634859]

>>21634793
kys

[Anonymous No.21634887]

>>21633741
post address

[Anonymous No.21634914]

>>21634793
>But muh use cases
>Muh corporate backing
COOMlets will never learn

[Anonymous No.21634939]

>>21634887
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

[Anonymous No.21634989]

>>21634835
That's %99 of the crypto market. $COOM is unironically good and it has actual marketing potential unlike the shitcoin you are shilling. Buy some $COOM or regret it later.

[Anonymous No.21635522]

>>21634338
That sounds conservative but these days I don’t blame you. $1 closer to the floor EOM $5 peak

[Anonymous No.21635679]

shit this can really hit 0.1 after based geck lists $COOM

[Anonymous No.21635771]

>>21635679
when will coingecko list? did the devs apply?

[Anonymous No.21635914]

This will be $0.1 minimum EOY. If you're not holding COOM you are literally gonna get cucked by Jamal.

[Anonymous No.21635933]

>>21635679
and after that CMC. Moon is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.21636004]

>>21635933
Dubs to confirm
Trip to guarantee

[Anonymous No.21636253]

Dubs and I dump my fat load

[Anonymous No.21636381]

okay but how long until geck

[Anonymous No.21636382]

>>21635933
this is a sign

[Anonymous No.21636430]

WHEN IS GECK

[Anonymous No.21636717]

All in my fellow coomers

[Anonymous No.21636956]

>>21636430
soon, they sent an application. I think it will just take longer since it's named $COOM lol

[Anonymous No.21636959]

New ATH today?

[Anonymous No.21636994]

are we gonna get rich

[Anonymous No.21637320]

>>21636994
unironically yes

[Anonymous No.21637616]

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1 or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

[Anonymous No.21637701]

Is 250k coom coins enough? How much will this be worth EOM?

[Anonymous No.21637715]

>>21634835
>it's a shit coin
Yes

>with no marketing value
It is and will be fueled by FOMO and means alone. The whales pumped and dumped in droves the first 24 hours, but right now it's quite stable with amazing potential for growth. People will buy a stack for the meme value alone.

[Anonymous No.21637823]

>>21637616
New to crypto, Just swaped .1 Eth from my coinbase wallet. When will my COOM show up in the wallet?

[Anonymous No.21637870]

>>21637823
I don't know how it works on coinbase but on metamask you have to add the token.

[Anonymous No.21637961]

>>21637701
at least 0.10 bro congratz you won 25000$

[Anonymous No.21637976]

>>21637823
>>21637616
Read post

[Anonymous No.21638017]

>>21637961
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.21638160]

>>21637976
Last question how to cash out COOM?

[Anonymous No.21638212]

>>21638160
become tranny prostitute if you want cash for coom

[Anonymous No.21638358]

>>21638160
You need to ACCOOMULATE

[Anonymous No.21638438]

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. In this world, men can pretend to be women and go touch children and we all have to pretend its normal. We have to pretend importing millions of people without our morals, values, culture, or history is totally fine and nothing will change. We have to pretend women are exactly the same as men and can compete against them in sports. We have to pretend having a luciferian death cult ruling over us is great. We have to pretend wearing masks 24/7 and getting a mandatory untested vaccine is good for us. This is the reason I invest in COOM. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. Put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

[Anonymous No.21638563]

>>21637961
>at least 0.10
Is this really possible?

[Anonymous No.21638605]

>>21634770
time 2 coom

[Anonymous No.21638630]

>>21638563
no you fucking retard. How are you going to get rich with a cum token?
Jesus these newfags. I swear.

[Anonymous No.21638775]

>>21638160
retard you swap back to eth

[Anonymous No.21638828]

Dammit 10k under COOMtain

[Anonymous No.21638876]

>>21638160
Dump it inside $WAIF and build your digital dynasty, senpai

[Anonymous No.21638972]

>>21638563
>>21638630
i haven't laughed so fucking on biz in a long time

[Anonymous No.21638976]

>>21638160
Go to an adult bookstore and look for a small cubicle. Inside you'll find a small hole in the wall, just wait there and your COOM will ejaculate from the hole

[Anonymous No.21639021]

>>21638630
but he will, tho

[Anonymous No.21639108]

>>21638630
Buying 700k more now.

[Anonymous No.21639149]

>>21638630
>cum token
>not talking about link

[Anonymous No.21639349]

>>21638630
imagine how stupid you'll look when he makes it and you are still jerking off to trap porn

[Anonymous No.21639556]

>>21638972
It will be even funnier when people start becoming millionares because of a currency called COOM.
Everyone will pay with COOM in a few decades. 1 COOM will be 1 million dollars.

[Anonymous No.21639922]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.21639995]

new ATH cooooooom

[Anonymous No.21639996]

holy shit it's happening

[Anonymous No.21640064]

EXCUSE ME. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

[Anonymous No.21640089]

oh wow you shitcoin scam went from $0.0000000001 to $0.0000000001.
Fags

[Anonymous No.21640134]

WE ARE EDGING HARD

[Anonymous No.21640208]

WHAT THE FUCK? Is this the beginning of the new financial revolution??

[Anonymous No.21640237]

HOLY FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IMAA UHHH EHHHHAUHGGGGGGG GONNNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.21640393]

>>21637701
How does cooming on the instagram whore of your choice sound?

[Anonymous No.21640473]

What's the gas price like at the moment? How much is a YOLO buy going to cost in fees?

[Anonymous No.21640575]

>>21640473
About 8$ I think.

[Anonymous No.21640663]

This pump was nothing compared to what's happening tonight AHHHHHHHHHH

I can't even imagine the pump when the coingecko listing happens

[Anonymous No.21640721]

NoCoomers get the ropes, right in their slut faces

[Anonymous No.21640775]

>>21640575

hmm... 6%-ish and on top of the dump risk....

[Anonymous No.21640783]

lets gooooo this shit will go through the roof

[Anonymous No.21640874]

>>21640775

Just tested, $14. That's fucking high

[Anonymous No.21640917]

This is the most retarded shit I've ever seen on biz, except maybe BazingaCoin

[Anonymous No.21641016]

Why is it called Coom coin though?

[Anonymous No.21641162]

>>21633741
>there is no way people will fall for this again

[Anonymous No.21641264]

booming like crazy, gecko listing imminent, see you at the top

[Anonymous No.21641381]

IT'S COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIHHNG AHHH

[Anonymous No.21641537]

>>21640874

Meh, I won £150 doing actual gambling today, put around $130 into it and bought 370k. No big deal if it dumps.

[Anonymous No.21641660]

>>21641537
prove it faggot

[Anonymous No.21641685]

MASSIVE GAINS DONT SELL HOLD ON

[Anonymous No.21641718]

COOMCEPTION

[Anonymous No.21641731]

how much longer till it's on Coingecko?

[Anonymous No.21641754]

This will crash hard don't forget to sell for profit.

[Anonymous No.21641801]

>>21641754
nice try FUDcuck

[Anonymous No.21641806]

2% burn coming

[Anonymous No.21641825]

>>21641731
SOON
>>21641754
LOL

Enter the meme contest for easy money:
https://twitter.com/coomcoin1/status/1296177808759291909

[samefag No.21642082]

>>21636253
hold it neet scum

[Anonymous No.21642293]

New ATH:s as we speak. Glad to see so much conversation about the technical side of things here, and some very good analysis about the virtues of this project. This discussion differs so drastically from those scam PND coins shilled by pajeets. True professionalism, this what /biz/ is about.

[Anonymous No.21642417]

>>21641660

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x1830007c9181cf3789776e1b98f4edd14aa7091e05e19fb85be2d2e6bb5d7202

As for the £150, I won it on a slot at Betfred.

[Anonymous No.21642721]

>>21633741
Coom faucets when?

[Anonymous No.21642908]

So for real now, is there any underlying utility/mechanism to this coin or is it just a meme intended to potentially pump and dump?

I bought some just for the fucks of it, but I am curious about the longer term prospects.

[Anonymous No.21643129]

>>21642908
it will replace bitcoin and overthrow the antichrist. Seriously though this coin is as good as or even better than any other coin in the market. On top of that is has the meme power behind it.

[Anonymous No.21643775]

[Anonymous No.21644142]

If I have 300k Coom how much Eth should I have on hand for gas?

[Anonymous No.21644164]

dev is dumping his bags

[Anonymous No.21644271]

>>21638630
>went from 0 to 500 holders in two days
cope. gtfo non-coomer.

[Anonymous No.21644348]

[Anonymous No.21644580]

>>21633741

the next coom 2.0

QQQF is a tokenized index that tracks crypto and defi.

https://www.standardcryptofund.com/

https://www.standardcryptofund.com/

[Anonymous No.21644663]

>>21644164
link?

[Anonymous No.21644688]

>>21644580

[Anonymous No.21644689]

>>21633741
LMFAO ITS REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
COOM COIN $1000 EOM???????????????????

[Anonymous No.21644761]

>>21644663
https://etherscan.io/token/0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb?a=0xd22968c9c7080be580cff1bb62fd6403136b41cc

[Anonymous No.21645019]

[Anonymous No.21645050]

Stupid question, but where is the current price of this token? I know it's less than a cent, but since Etherscan and Coingecko don't have the numbers yet, it's making me really curious. I'd just like to know for reference.

Unironically bet it can get decent traffic just from meme magic alone.

[Anonymous No.21645074]

>>21645050
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

[Anonymous No.21645149]

>>21644761
Those are meme contest prize, burn fuel etc. fag

[Anonymous No.21645198]

>>21645149
Dev account confirmed that the eight developers have received their share of tokens from the main account. So far just one of them started selling.

[Anonymous No.21645219]

>>21640721
Fuckers! Everyone start COOMing into the pool!

[Anonymous No.21645240]

>>21645198
>8 devs
Any info on what these guys are working on?

[Anonymous No.21645259]

>>21645074
Thanks, lad. Appreciate it a lot.

[Anonymous No.21645346]

>>21645050
https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM

[Anonymous No.21645540]

>>21645346
how does this compare to dextools? Liquidity is shortened to $388 from 38,800?
Fucking hate jewtools and their delay for free users

[Anonymous No.21645710]

If it pumps I'll open some liquidity with WAIF

[Anonymous No.21645748]

>>21645240
just wait fren

[Anonymous No.21646296]

[Anonymous No.21646363]

[Anonymous No.21646568]

[Anonymous No.21646637]

>>21633741
stfu fucking faggot scammer stop wasting threads for this obvious piece of shit

[Anonymous No.21646673]

this is even worse than bazinga coin

[Anonymous No.21647198]

buy the dip faggots, don't waste your time with other coins. this is your chance for financial freedom for life.

[Anonymous No.21647307]

>>21638876
Coomers say they're cooperating with WAIF but might be bs