/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.21629749]

the pits of despair

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>21627027

[Anonymous No.21629808]

They’re already putting them in concentration camps, WHKS contract must be right around the corner

[Anonymous No.21629810]

I shoulda sold more WKHS calls

[Anonymous No.21629817]

Vix on day before tsla apple split? I’m trying to really channel my inner clown world.

[Anonymous No.21629823]

watch that WKHS sell wall at 16.70
once that is breached (sold or removed) the horse is going parabolic

[Anonymous No.21629826]

>not anime op
umm no sweetie
thats not what I want for my thread, okay pumpkin?

[Anonymous No.21629833]

WKHSchads look out for Saturday and Monday when the dems will actually start discussing USPS plans.

[Anonymous No.21629842]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND REINVESTED DIVIDENDS OUTPACE THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.21629915]

>>21629808
Poor little Grumman LLVs. Their suffering is almost over.

[Celchad No.21629918]

Celchads rise up

[Anonymous No.21629926]

>>21629749

unblock the face so I can cum

[Anonymous No.21629938]

>>21629121
Your protip basically means you get out of gold. Thats alot of effort compared to hitting a button on the screen. Wahlah fundsu safu

[Anonymous No.21629939]

buying september WMT itm calls

[Anonymous No.21629959]

Dumped my SILJ for more FNGU and TQQQ, am I gonna make it? Also anyone not riding the LL train is dumb

[Anonymous No.21629974]

>better check my 401k brokeragelink account see how my stable fallback at-least-I-can-retire-someday portfolio is doing
>FUCKING BOOMER ROCKS WHAT HAPPENING!!!

[Anonymous No.21629985]

>>21629926

No I’m glad it’s covered, asians are trash. Fuck moon people.

[Anonymous No.21629992]

Im considering taking the homeless pill. It sounds nice

>wake up with my dog bro
>piss and shit wherever you want for free without wiping
>use electricity from outlets on the street
>use free wifi to shitpost on 4chan
>beg basedboys and femoids for money, say its for my mulatto kids
>use money exclusively on booze and 7/11 food
>do sports events with my fellow homeless bros, become chiseled

Sounds comfy asf. I may just buy 10k of QQQ and do it

[Celchad No.21629996]

Im so happy bros

[Anonymous No.21629998]

>>21629918
how high dis shit finna go

[Anonymous No.21630002]

Is SLV going to do anything or is it just going to keep wasting my time bouncing between $25 and $26?

[Anonymous No.21630005]

Why girls and women so rarely invest? Or when they do, it's usually their husband/father doing all the trading.

[Anonymous No.21630046]

>>21629842
Dividends came to mind this morning again when I dropped my kids off and went to work.
>Daddy has to go to work in order to pay the bills
I can't wait to hit $500,000 in divies and pass it on to them so they never feel the demand to wage slave themselves into a deep, dark depression.

[Anonymous No.21630053]

FCEL chads, when we selling?

[Anonymous No.21630054]

alright CLSK chads, ive made enough money playing these swings, not im just gonna hold my orignal position forever and watch it grow for years

[Anonymous No.21630064]

>>21630005

They’d rather make stupid faces online with their tits out for all the likes and comments. They enjoy that more than the money even.

[Anonymous No.21630081]

>>21630005
Risk aversion. They would rather have every penny in a savings account where they can look at it all the time.

[Celchad No.21630082]

>>21629998
>>21630053
$4 today quite possible

[Anonymous No.21630085]

>>21630053
Not today fren, not today.

[Anonymous No.21630091]

>>21629826
/smg/ is about variety

>>21629926
she isn't that pretty, just a goofy cute looking nippon girl

>>21629992
depends where you live

>>21630002
road to 35 after you sell

[Anonymous No.21630093]

>>21630002
Just sold my SILJ, probably gonna sell my PSLV too. Been a garbage month for silver, I was green for 48 hours total. Much better gains in FNGU and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.21630095]

>start doing options
>lose half of my account
well lads

[Anonymous No.21630096]

>>21629992
>Try to sleep on a bench somewhere
>Other drug addicted homeless people shake you down and take you phone
>Frat bros trying to make the next bumfights viral video set you on fire
How will you cash out the gains then?

[Anonymous No.21630112]

Is TSLA gonna fall after today, today being last day to be on record for Friday's record (t+2 days)? Am I missing something? Still gotta hold the shares to get the new 4 on aug 31 right?

[Anonymous No.21630119]

>>21630005
Females are biologically risk averse. When they look at the stock market they only see potential losses. They are also less intelligent than the average male so they are probably right.

[Anonymous No.21630123]

wew the market is freaked out today

[Anonymous No.21630140]

>>21630095

lol you either learned a invaluable lesson or you’ll lose the other half of your account too.

[Anonymous No.21630146]

>>21629992

i ALWAYS respect women no matter what

[Anonymous No.21630167]

>>21630095
>start doing options
>lose $20
>never do it again
And my line only ever went up from there

[Anonymous No.21630173]

>>21630146

I respect me mum n that’s it mate the rest is whores

[Anonymous No.21630175]

>>21630046
>iktf
don't have kids but if I ever do, they're going to get a passive income stream when I pass so they can focus on what they want. definitely will not let them be lazy shites tho

[Anonymous No.21630185]

>>21630005
Most people don't invest, they toss their match % into their pension/401k and that's the extent of it.

[Anonymous No.21630186]

>>21630146
Checked that ID

[Anonymous No.21630193]

Is nobody hear invested in PLUG? It's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.21630197]

>>21629745
>Why are you shorting eBay? I figure their business would be booming right now.

they're very overextended compared to the average price they've been trading at for the past 2 days, i don't plan on holding it overnight though and am trading relatively small to experiment. it should work in theory and return to the mean but even if it doesn't im not too worried about losing some money. im already way up on my SGMO short today anyways so no big deal either way, im actually curious to see a day when i get burned by trading this way and a stock just goes up forever or something. i'll increase my position at 4 and 6 SD's so it's definitely got some room, but usually the higher they go the lower they fall.

im trying to experiment both with quiet stocks and also with stocks that have some sort of news or at least big move in one direction. if it keeps working through the month i'll start increasing my risk tolerance but currently im just trying to gather data using real money.

[Anonymous No.21630207]

>>21630095
you're not supposed to buy them
you're supposed to sell them

[Anonymous No.21630208]

Rate my allocation:
>vti 90%
>vxus 5%
>boomer rocks 2.5%
>meme stocks 2.5%

[Anonymous No.21630220]

>>21630082
sold serene and put it all in femcel. dont let me down anon

[Anonymous No.21630226]

>>21630140
im debating which one i'll do

[Anonymous No.21630227]

>>21630091
>road to 35 after you sell
Probably but I'm sick of waiting

>>21630093
Yup I've been sitting at like 10 15% down for a couple weeks now. Could have made more if my cash wasn't tried up in this weak shit.

[Anonymous No.21630235]

>>21630082
I hope, someone exercise my 3.50 covered calls.

[Anonymous No.21630236]

Fuck guys. I just want a cute JAV girl to smoother me to death with her ass, slowly pressing harder and harder on my face until I'm on the verge of blacking out. I want her friend to make me cum in her mouth just before I die from asphyxiation.

[Celchad No.21630237]

FCEL BROKE 52 WEEK HIGH WE HAVE EXITED THE W FORMATION GAP UP TO $5 IMMINENT!!!!

[Anonymous No.21630239]

>>21629833
Dems want 75% of the new trucks to be mandated as EVs (WKHS is the only viable option) and expanded funding for USPS on top of that.

Trump wants to win Ohio and promised to bring manufacturing back there.

Love to see a company getting bullish signals from both sides of the political spectrum going into an election.

[Anonymous No.21630244]

This one goes out to all the boomers whose puts are never going to print.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWjEYhk7Xo

[Anonymous No.21630258]

>>21630193
It was my free stock on Robinhood and I sold it ASAP lol

[Anonymous No.21630262]

How am I supposed to buy in at all time highs..........

[Anonymous No.21630287]

where my rkt bros at??? in @ 18/avg

[Anonymous No.21630295]

get your trigger fingers ready if you're looking for a WKHS entry point

[Anonymous No.21630296]

>>21630262
buy high sell higher

[Anonymous No.21630297]

>>21630226

Unless you’re an insider, have hold of insider information somehow, or been following a trend on a ticket for a LONG time it’s literally gambling.

[Anonymous No.21630301]

>>21629808
>DUMPF SCOOPS

[Anonymous No.21630307]

>>21630095
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.21630324]

>>21630262
REIT are still cheap...

[Anonymous No.21630339]

>>21630237
lmao what happens if i buy right now

[Anonymous No.21630358]

>>21630054
Same. Gonna sit on my paltry 1600 shares and see where it goes in a year.

[Anonymous No.21630375]

>>21630226

Sell covered calls, or puts on stuff you might like to buy and hold

[Anonymous No.21630382]

>>21630095

[Anonymous No.21630384]

>>21630262
BUY WKHS NOW WHILE IT'S LOW

[Anonymous No.21630392]

>sold PLUG yesterday
FUCK

[Anonymous No.21630396]

I have confirmation from a friend in the games industry that the new WoW expansion is going to be released at the end of October.

Blizzard hasn’t announced the release date to the public yet. There’s been a consistent run up every time an expansion is announced, to its release date, and then dumps about a month into the expac after the sales stop. Enjoy the gamer tendies anons.

[Anonymous No.21630410]

Up 25% on my TAN calls, still have 3 months left should I hold or sell?

[Anonymous No.21630412]

>>21630384
meh imma wait for 15 again

[Anonymous No.21630416]

>>21630258
It's been way more solid than the stock f(in)cel

[Anonymous No.21630429]

>>21630324
Stop.

[Anonymous No.21630450]

>>21630392
Plug is the one meme stock that is unironically gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21630470]

>>21630384
have my 15.99 and 15.49 orders ready to go.

[Anonymous No.21630477]

>>21630396
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Shigeru Miyamoto is declaring bankruptcy and will commit ritual sudoku EOW.

[Anonymous No.21630478]

>>21630396
>ATVI calls for 11/20 $90

[Anonymous No.21630482]

>>21630396

I miss vanilla and BC so bad. I was playing back when you had to walk to a battleground to queue and wait out front dueling for hours until enough people from the server joined

[Anonymous No.21630483]

>>21630262

Buy international. International markets are mostly under ATH. Europe, Australia, Developed Asia.

[Anonymous No.21630490]

>>21630096
>Frat bros trying to make the next bumfights viral video set you on fire

hearty kek

[Anonymous No.21630506]

>>21630095
>buying options

[Anonymous No.21630512]

I'm 50% cash and there were plays to be made aaaaaaaaaaa

[Celchad No.21630513]

>>21630416
What a bitter loser. Shouldve listened when i said to buy at 2.20

[Anonymous No.21630535]

Anyone looking at volume? Is it not concerning that we’re hitting ATH’s with the lowest volume since December?

[Anonymous No.21630540]

Just did some number crunching, and thanks to my gains in the market this year, I can afford to pay for the last two years of my engineering degree out of pocket! I'm about to pay off my car next month so no more debt for me! Thanks chink flu, you were the best thing to ever happen to me. Who else /dointhangs/ here?!

[Anonymous No.21630583]

>>21630483
Yeah, keep an eye on EWY.

[Anonymous No.21630585]

>>21630540
Good job anon, you're almost at +0

[Anonymous No.21630591]

>>21630535

Perfectly healthy natural and priced in anon don’t ask silly questions

[Anonymous No.21630592]

>>21630513
Why would I put my money in fcel when plug is far superior in every way?

[Anonymous No.21630598]

>>21630540
I'm doing my dishes and I took my trash out earlier
:3

[Anonymous No.21630599]

>>21630375
What happens if my stocks are too boring to earn any premium?

[Anonymous No.21630607]

>>21630412
>>21630470
They're not going to be reaching those numbers today.

[Anonymous No.21630630]

>>21630535
Keep buying, stonks only go up! :^)

[Anonymous No.21630634]

>>21630607
You sure? Just 30 more cents to 15.99.

[Anonymous No.21630641]

>BEKE
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.21630643]

Up or down place your bets

[Anonymous No.21630676]

>>21630540
Based. The electric golf cart company paid off my student loans, I bought 2000 shares at 5.9 and a shit load of OTM calls that went deep ITM

[Celchad No.21630685]

>>21630592
You shouldve bought both i have a shitton of plug from $2. Retard

[Anonymous No.21630694]

>>21630643
Likely up, coca cola is Buffett approved and is a dividend stock. It's also covid proof.

[Anonymous No.21630699]

>>21630643
sideways and up a little

[Anonymous No.21630703]

>>21629992
>do sports events with my fellow homeless bros
ah yes, the noble game of speedballs.

[Anonymous No.21630704]

>>21630634
It was 30 cents away from $17 too. It's not happening today.

[Anonymous No.21630707]

>>21630676
Electric golf cart company: WKHS

[Anonymous No.21630708]

>>21630643
crab ad infinitum

[Anonymous No.21630719]

>>21630535
Don't worry because this is holiday
The Wall Street Big Bois will come back in september and buy more

[Anonymous No.21630729]

>>21630535
Low volume is a meme

[Anonymous No.21630731]

>>21630694
>covid proof.
Won't no movie theaters, mass gatherings etc fuck with it though?

[Anonymous No.21630733]

>>21630540
Hope you set some aside for taxes

[Anonymous No.21630734]

I luv munny and I luv cunny!

[Anonymous No.21630740]

>>21630643

Down. There's still a can shortage and I can't find my Diet Bang's anymore.

[Anonymous No.21630743]

>>21630643
I just flipped a greek coin onto some special sand I bought in Bermuda. Outlook is good.

[Anonymous No.21630750]

>>21630685
>i have a shitton of plug from $2.
doubt

[Anonymous No.21630758]

JUST

[Anonymous No.21630793]

>>21630540
Step 1. Become debt free
Step 2. Increase earnings
Step 3. Don't allow lifestyle inflation
Step 4. Invest the difference
Step 5. ?????????
Step 6. Profit

[Anonymous No.21630798]

>>21630731
Nah, people drink beer in mass gatherings anyway, and nobody goes to movie theaters anymore even if they were open. It's a divvy stock though so don't expect huge gains fast.

[Anonymous No.21630810]

>>21630758
You should consider joining TQQQchads every once in a while

[Anonymous No.21630815]

back in WKHS before the whale hits
USPS announcement could come at literally any moment

[Anonymous No.21630819]

>>21629926
if you need the face to cum ur unironically not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.21630827]

Surely Tesla will close red today

[Anonymous No.21630834]

>>21630119
No they have fewer smart and fewer stupid ones. Their bell curve hypothetically sticks tight to the mean

[Anonymous No.21630837]

>>21630815
I missed 14.80 Monday because no settled cash. Truly I wish for death

[Anonymous No.21630849]

>>21630819
I need voice more than face honestly

[Anonymous No.21630851]

>>21630815
The postmaster general already stated that it'd be at the end of September.

[Anonymous No.21630853]

>>21630095
are ya winning son?

[Anonymous No.21630855]

>>21630734
based

[Anonymous No.21630858]

>>21630837
are you at least back in now?

[Anonymous No.21630875]

$GLD

[Anonymous No.21630880]

>>21630535
Most of the rally up was done on low volume, in after-hours trading. It was super gay 'cause there was nothing to be done throughout the day. It was even blatantly patterned. Somebody proposed that it was the PPT buying up futures contracts.

>>21630815
They left themselves a rather large window. USPS has directly stated that it will announce contract winners by the end of the year, so we have quite a bit of time remaining before that lapses.

[Anonymous No.21630887]

>>21630815
>I've been waiting
>for a pump like you
>to come into my stonk
>yeeaaahh waiting
I hope soon too anon

[Anonymous No.21630902]

>>21630676
The horse made me a few thousand dollars as well, couldn't be happier.

>>21630733
Of course. And you better believe I save everything so that I can nickel and dime every possible cent back from the IRS like a real miserly Jew.

[Anonymous No.21630905]

>>21630851
got a source on that?

[Anonymous No.21630912]

>>21630827
Nothing makes sense anymore. Just don't bet against America, don't bet against Elon and his team of prodigy engineers and don't bet against human progress.

[Anonymous No.21630915]

>>21630851
Sauce? I know that's the deadline, but it could be before, right?

[Anonymous No.21630922]

>>21630095
Same
Then I started selling option or spreads.
Almost back to green.

You can bet that a stock is either go up or down until the choose strike, and get money.
Sure, low reward but for example, last week I made 70$ betting TSLA wouldn't go below 1350$.
How sure was that?!?

And if you are wrong, you can just exit before expiration and cut your losses by 2/3!

[Anonymous No.21630924]

>>21630810
I have one TQQQ lol. I really need to reallocate. I lost my shirt in the Alteryx nosedive.

[Anonymous No.21630930]

>>21630853
>mfw my mom asks how my "stock market stuff" is going but im down 2.5k in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.21630941]

looks like AMD's finally starting to revert to the mean, took awhile but got a couple of half trades bouncing between 1-2 SD which was nice. came out of my SGMO short with $30 off of 100 shares and EBAY is starting to revert to the mean as well (hopefully all the way to 57.55ish)

[Anonymous No.21630942]

>>21629974
>401k
Unironically NGMI

[Anonymous No.21630944]

>>21630815
When the USPS gives the contract to Ford because of cronyism, are you horsefags going to unironically kill yourselves?

[Anonymous No.21630950]

>>21630905
>>21630915
The stream from the board of directors meeting a couple of weeks back, I don't know if it is archived. I listened to it live.

[Anonymous No.21630953]

>>21630930
Did she also ask why you're such a faggot?

[Anonymous No.21630957]

>WKHS keeps hovering 16.28 - 16.30
Where's that parabola

[Anonymous No.21630958]

>>21630924
>that horse line
That thing is such a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.21630964]

>>21630880
has to be 90 days from that date in july at the latest
anon from a week or so ago found more contracts from last year with USPS dates in september (i believe)

[Anonymous No.21630966]

>>21630095
Same should've bailed when I lost 50% of my account. But the thrill of gaining everything back hit under the pretence that I'm young; so I lost the other 50%. Going to stick to buying stocks.

[Anonymous No.21630975]

>>21630112
If you look at places where normies post
>robinhood comments
>webull comments
>plebbit and twitter
It seems a vast majority of retail poors think the split is happening Friday, or that you must own shares by then. They misunderstand the "21st" to be the cutoff rather than the beginning of the cutoff til the end of the month. I think it will fucking skyrocket on friday and then dip monday to correct. I chose to buy more today in any case.

[Anonymous No.21630979]

>>21625255
Remember to say thank you to the Chinese and big 8 for this coming dip.

[Anonymous No.21630986]

>>21630930
Same, except down 1900 in 5 weeks

[Anonymous No.21630990]

>>21630827
we are going for 1000 P/E first.

[Anonymous No.21630993]

>>21630942
Nigga my employer put money in there free. You say no to free money?

[Anonymous No.21630995]

Just a little more anon....keep buying...line only goes up

[Anonymous No.21631003]

>>21630944
ford isn't even a bidder. they'd be a partner of the bidder who already supplied the trucks that are currently catching fire en masse

[Anonymous No.21631012]

Holy fuck short the shit put of GT, the goddamned president is calling for a boycott. As if they weren't already fucked.

[Anonymous No.21631020]

>>21630957
It already happened and you missed it and the chads already sold

[Anonymous No.21631028]

GALT day is here

[Anonymous No.21631036]

>>21629996
You absolute unit

[Anonymous No.21631039]

>>21630758
stop gambling

[Anonymous No.21631061]

>>21630993
I know right they act like we have a choice. Most choice I have is about 30 funds to choose from

[Anonymous No.21631065]

>WKHS is going under 16
H-have to keep holding.

[Anonymous No.21631074]

>dat TQQQ pump
140 EOW lads

[Anonymous No.21631084]

how long can i get away with not paying tax on my investment? ri ameritard here

[Anonymous No.21631111]

>>21631065
what's your average cost?
WKHS is one of the easiest hodls

[Anonymous No.21631140]

>CLSK not dumping back to $7 so I specifically can get on
If CLSK doesn't plummet to $2 to let me back in in the next .002 seconds I'm going to call their company line directly to complain

[Anonymous No.21631146]

WHY THE FUCK IS MY HORSIE CALL GOING UP WHEN IT DIPS?? HELLO?

[Anonymous No.21631162]

>>21631140
CLSK $7 next week

[Anonymous No.21631164]

>>21630950
Cool thanks

[Anonymous No.21631166]

>>21631084
You can't. The brokerage submits thier records to the irs.

[Anonymous No.21631167]

>>21631084
As long as you don't sell or get divvies

t. Accounting

[Anonymous No.21631172]

>>21630095
I know that feel. Lost 10k on options last year. Gained it back this year. Very horrible feeling.

[Anonymous No.21631173]

>>21631012
7 million volume and rising.

[Anonymous No.21631176]

>>21631146
Volatility? Idk

[Anonymous No.21631177]

>>21630953
she did ask if i was gay like 4 years ago

[Anonymous No.21631179]

Nkla dump already, need my puts to pay off.

[Anonymous No.21631183]

>>21630958
Lol, buy high, sell low, amirite? If you're losing money on the horse, you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.21631193]

>>21630734

[Anonymous No.21631198]

My internet is down and my funds just arrived in my brokerage account ahhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.21631200]

>>21631111
16.22 now

[Anonymous No.21631223]

>>21631146
people are trying to buy the calls because they know the fucker is going to moon
call values aren't set automatically

[Anonymous No.21631224]

>>21631166
>>21631167
is it only profit?
do i get some back on losses?

[Anonymous No.21631226]

Stock Market: Tech
PooPoo PeePee Stock Market: Everything else

[Anonymous No.21631225]

>>21630112
That on record thing makes no sense. I looked it up for apple and technically you still get the split shares even if you buy the day before the actual split. Which makes the record date confusing. Like what is the point of the record date if i can buy it a few days later and still get the split shares.

[Anonymous No.21631231]

>>21631198
just use your phone lol

[Anonymous No.21631239]

>>21630112
Damn, I thought Friday would be the last day

[Anonymous No.21631244]

>>21631198

[Anonymous No.21631247]

>>21631200
no reason to get out. none at all
what % of your total portfolio is it?

[Anonymous No.21631253]

>>21630975
So if someone buys some new shares next week, they still get the split?

[Anonymous No.21631272]

>>21630858
Nah too high for my taste. Either I get back in at 15 or I don't get back in and look for opportunities elsewhere. I only ever lose money when I start breaking my rules

[Anonymous No.21631281]

>>21631224
Losses are subtracted from profit unless you rebuy within 30 days.

[Anonymous No.21631286]

>>21631177
lmao that happens to a lot of people when you go many years without having a gf
I think it happened to me like 5-6 years ago

even now that I do have a gf I don't tell my mom about her hehe

[Anonymous No.21631293]

>>21631244
Aw, I feel bad for this guy. He must have done something, though, to be the one that had to deliver that.

[Anonymous No.21631308]

>>21631272
you're going to "dammit" at some point

[Anonymous No.21631313]

Heh. Look at Soros' holdings. A massive order of IWM Puts on August 14th

[Anonymous No.21631324]

and just like that, think or swim will NEVER go down again

[Anonymous No.21631332]

>>21631247
80%
If the USPS doesn't give them the contract I'm fucked.

[Anonymous No.21631345]

>>21631179
Trevor Milton is the one writing all the puts, and has his fellow cronies on the board manipulate the stock price so that they always expire worthless. Just be ready for NKLAworld to be cancelled in December, that's the time to short

[Anonymous No.21631351]

>>21630930
Iktf. She asked once. Dodged the question since at that time I was still down 10k from laat year.

[Anonymous No.21631373]

>>21631313
Does it say the date?

[Anonymous No.21631387]

>>21630262

Buy Ericsson, if it's not up 10% after Q3 reports I'll eat my shorts.

[Anonymous No.21631388]

>>21631332
the chances of WKHS capturing none of the contract are so low it's a laughable assertion as it being a realistic possibility

[Anonymous No.21631404]

>>21631332
>80%
I really don't understand people with positions taking more than 30% of their portfolio.

Never heard the saying, don't put all your eggs in one basket?

[Anonymous No.21631409]

>>21631345
Makes sense, will sell them when they go up as they are a month out.

[Anonymous No.21631410]

LOW and TXN hit all time highs today. Based.

[Anonymous No.21631420]

UH, HORSIES?

[Anonymous No.21631423]

I will never buy into this fake recovery. I went all in short NASDAQ right now. I’d rather go broke than buy in now. It’s against my morals and principles to give what the Jews want. They want you to buy so they can dump it on you. Blood is coming. They know it. They are selling in blocks. Open your eyes. Don’t let the greed blind you. It’s over. This little game has gone far enough.

[Anonymous No.21631426]

>>21631373
Well, it says "% Change" is New, which i'm assuming means he just bought it.

And the Reported Date on the end of the graph is 8/14

[Anonymous No.21631430]

>>21631281
well lets hope trump gets reelected so no more capital gains tax

[Anonymous No.21631439]

>>21631286
>even now that I do have a gf I don't tell my mom about her hehe
Lol

[Anonymous No.21631466]

>>21631420
its over horse fuckers, now dump your fucking stock

[Anonymous No.21631468]

>>21631308
Already am for missing 14.80. But I'd rather miss gains than lose capital. Despite a similar feeling those 2 things are not the same and I've done better this year when I obey the rules than when I havent

[Anonymous No.21631471]

>>21631388
As an example theres been contracts and competitions to replace the M16 from before the M16 was adopted by the army and we're still using it 60 years later

[Anonymous No.21631475]

>>21631420
that's an old capture
nice FUD
Local Television Station Does 5 Minutes of Research Before Writing Headline

[Anonymous No.21631488]

>>21631345
Loled 100% positive thats an edit

[Anonymous No.21631502]

>>21631420
FUD, FAKE NEWS, MOVE ON AND BUY THE DIP.

[Anonymous No.21631511]

>>21631471
some of those other guns were really cool looking though....

[Anonymous No.21631513]

Still holding my link and its not giving me enough dopamine. Shill me some stocks bois, gimmie the goods, Ive got about 400$ to throw away.

[Anonymous No.21631517]

>>21631475
Took the capture just now, if you did your own research (by googling it yourself) you'd see that.

[Anonymous No.21631526]

>>21631003
Nah, that's Karsan's partner, Morgan Olsen which is a spinoff of Grumman. The former is a roach company, so I don't think they'll have the tailwind that F + OSK.

>>21630944
USPS has been pretty open about splitting the contract. There is A LOT of political pressure from Dems to electrify public sector vehicles. CA has a huge subsidy program for that specifically. GOP has a lot of, if only feigned, interest in USDM. Speaking on the CA part of my thesis, there was an MoU signed by 15 states recently modelling their electrification goals after the CARB program.

https://ww2.arb.ca.gov/news/15-states-and-district-columbia-join-forces-accelerate-bus-and-truck-electrification
https://fundingfindertool.org/?

Beyond that WKHS has several other contracts that are already initiated, including UPS, FedEx, and DHL.

[Anonymous No.21631529]

>>21631420
also click on the link
they took the article down entirely

>>21631471
not sure what your point is
USPS trucks are at end of life and must be replaced

[Anonymous No.21631563]

>>21631388
Absolutely. Oshkosh Corp is the most likely with their established history and VT Hackney pulled out of their partnership with Workhorse, but it's still going to go up when Lordstown Motors goes public.

>>21631404
I'm pissing myself smgbro

[Anonymous No.21631568]

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
WKHS IS OVER

[Anonymous No.21631572]

Let's all take a moment to laugh at Goodyear.

[Anonymous No.21631581]

Also post office aside osk seems like an actual good investment. If I weren't such a faggot I'd probably buy some.

[Anonymous No.21631585]

Anons, what is a realistic, reasonable rate of return for a portfolio right now?

[Anonymous No.21631587]

>>21631420
Leads to a dead end, you should read the article.

[Anonymous No.21631589]

Alright. So what the fuck can i buy Calls or Puts in that'll be a runner like WKHS?

[Anonymous No.21631614]

what's the difference between stop loss and limit sell

[Anonymous No.21631618]

>>21631526
Excellent info post

[Anonymous No.21631619]

>>21631568
try to read the article, retard

[Anonymous No.21631623]

>>21631239
no, see >>21630975
>>21631253
yes lol

[Anonymous No.21631626]

>>21631572
was this actual employees or hired trainers? either way their shit is about to get canned

[Anonymous No.21631651]

>>21631572
it's kind of funny on one hand
but that presentation was probably made by like one or two ladies in HR and now a good American company has to suffer for it. Most of their workers were probably wearing MAGA hats and some idiot in management got butthurt. now all of those blokes making tires will suffer, while management and HR skates out to find some new company to ruin (the California effect)

[Anonymous No.21631657]

>>21630513

>Wake up before markets open
>Super groggy
>Decide I'll go back to sleep
>Put stop loss on FCEL just in case
>Wake up
>"Your order of 27 calls of FCEL has been sold"
>"Wew, that's good."
>Check FCEL to see how hard it tanked
>Moon'd 10%
>Last of my portfolio money until I get paid next week (I still have more money, just not for this)

Celchad, I'm so sorry. I'm upset that I lost on gains but I feel even more upset because I disappointed Celchad.

[Anonymous No.21631662]

I fucked up bad guys

[Anonymous No.21631671]

>>21631517
I think he was implying that a small news outlet only did 5 min of research and quickly put together a click bait article

[Anonymous No.21631688]

>>21631423

>I went all in short NASDAQ right now.

no you didn't.

[Anonymous No.21631691]

>>21631572
>"Oui, monsieur Trump?

[Anonymous No.21631696]

>>21631662
im hodling bro theres no reason homie depot should be tanking this hard

[Anonymous No.21631709]

IM TIRED OF BEING INDECISIVE I CANT FUCKING PICK A STOCK

[Anonymous No.21631736]

>that whole APPL convo on CNBC
>all the current banter
i hope you guys ware watching this shit

[Anonymous No.21631745]

>>21631651
The guys who work the factory will be fine, it's not like overall tire demand is dropping. They still need that factory running regardless of who owns it

The upper management who gets most of their compensation in stock is who's getting fucked here

[Anonymous No.21631749]

the one thing I love about owning a shitload of KO is the fact that I haven't bought any shares with new capital in years. I took it off DRIP a few years back and use the dividends to fund other divvy growth stocks.

The only thing their daily share price movement does is affect my net worth, which is less meaningful to me than the cashflow it provides.

KO will be a slow and steady up-and-to-the-right company until after i'm dead. raising their dividend with their growth. continuing to pay me more for doing nothing but holding.

Thank you based KO. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.21631752]

>>21630046
'ate tech
'ate growth
'ate gain
'ate china
'ove me divvies
I can wait 20 years for 'dem big green wads. When I see big gains I go "WHOA NELLY, SLOW DOWN"
SIMPLE AS
*sips*

[Anonymous No.21631765]

>>21631526
Based Horsechad

[Anonymous No.21631775]

imagine watching this infinite bull run from the sidelines because of paranoia and fear...

[Anonymous No.21631778]

>>21631749
do they pay dividends for fractional share ownership?

[Anonymous No.21631785]

>>21631736
what did they say?
I never watch mid-day TV of any sort

[Anonymous No.21631789]

based trump

[Anonymous No.21631811]

>>21631778
the stock is less than 50 dollars...

[Anonymous No.21631825]

>>21631775
post your holdings, bull

[Anonymous No.21631836]

>>21631785
boomer banter

[Anonymous No.21631863]

>>21631789
tfw i bought michellin...

[Anonymous No.21631869]

>>21631745
I think GT has been in trouble as far as earnings for years now already
They aren't a super-successful company, which means that their employee compensation + benefits is already low, and if they have a significant drop in sales now it could be the end of them

[Anonymous No.21631870]

>>21631811
i know but what if i put in $130

[Anonymous No.21631884]

>>21631651
It's a kind reminder to never hire women for positions of power, women should only be in the workplace for jobs like secretary.

[Anonymous No.21631893]

>>21631752
>forgot the wojak

[Anonymous No.21631915]

>>21631789
good, we dont have room for SJWs on our moon mission to MAGA

[Anonymous No.21631919]

>>21630239
TSLA
>100% EV, no plug-in hybrid bullshit
>manufactures in the US
>provides many jobs
>whole mission is to make transportation environmentally sustainable
if Trump wins again, favorable economic circumstances will let them grow
if dems win, they will be subsidized out the ass with tax money
win. win.

[Anonymous No.21631929]

do people prefer TQQQ over TECL bc of the expense ratio?

[Anonymous No.21631928]

>>21631870
You can't just put $15 more? Also-
>$130 worth of KO
literally why

[Anonymous No.21631943]

>>21631572
They are saying it wasn't real.

[Anonymous No.21631949]

hehehe euro short well in money now
Nasdork just need die

[Anonymous No.21631956]

>>21630540
Don't pay a dime of that shit until after elections. You may fuck yourself over if either candidate decided to mention student loan forgiveness in any capacity. Not like you have to pay them now anyway, they're 0% interest for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.21631960]

>>21631709
33% SOXL 33% TQQQ 33% SPY

[Anonymous No.21631979]

>>21630535
One stock i bought a month has been mainly going up...without the volume changing. Literally up over 50% in less than a month with no changes in volume. Wanted to fomo back in but something doesnt seem right

[Anomynous No.21631981]

>>21630173
Based

[Anonymous No.21631982]

>>21631651
It should still send a message for companies to keep that shit in check. They allowed this to happen, somehow.

[Anonymous No.21631986]

>>21631789
kek
poor ratsu heheheh

hahahahaahahah

[Anonymous No.21632002]

Good entry points:

PTON
NTNX
ORCL
BOOT

[Anonymous No.21632014]

>>21631623
I see. Thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.21632020]

>>21631789
This is what happens when you bet against America.

[Anonymous No.21632062]

Come on people. I need to know what calls and puts to throw my money at. Ya'll are all over the place.

[Anonymous No.21632067]

>>21631789
based Trump

[Anonymous No.21632081]

>>21631662
its 160 dollars, get out now if youre that uncomfortable, you should only be doing like max 10 percent of your portfolio in a single contract at a time, dont yolo thats how you lose it all and kys

[Anonymous No.21632091]

>>21631526
>UPS has 119'000 trucks
>950 are Workhorse

>DHL has 17'000 vehicles
>93 of them are Workhorse

Going off that, and obviously this is purely speculative based off the other two
>USPS has 140'000 trucks
>about 1'100 might be Workhorse

This doesn't seem that great, horsies. At least not worth any huge gains.

[Anonymous No.21632103]

>>21631789
Based Trump

[Anonymous No.21632106]

i need some stocks under 1k to sell covered calls on, gimme your best meme stocks

[Anonymous No.21632109]

>>21630922
What kind of return do you go for? Like do you aim for a certain percentage on spreads. Took a look but a lot seem unappealing. Just how far from expiration do I need to do credir spreads?

[Anonymous No.21632137]

>>21631789
Is that why my delticom stocks are tanking? Fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.21632139]

>CLSK
OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.21632144]

>>21632106
Barrick. Short dated.

[Anonymous No.21632166]

>>21631919
Except they're at an 800+ P/E and a $355bn MCap.

Comparing:
F - $27.59bn
GM - 28 - $42bn
VWAGY - 15 - $53bn
NSANY - $15bn

[Anonymous No.21632172]

>>21631749
Anon...the dividends arent huge enough. Dividends only make sense if
>stock is cheap and dividend is high that you makw principal back in sub 5 years
>you're already rich and the dividend is better than a high yield savings account

[Anonymous No.21632211]

>>21632166
>discusses Tesla
>posts car companies
Every. Time.

[Anonymous No.21632214]

why doesnt someone just buy like 20k 1 dollar contracts wait for them to go down or up by a cent then sell? isnt this very easy free double/triple your money? ik sure someone could have money and bot capability to pull this off

[Anonymous No.21632216]

>>21632106
Denny's usually ends higher than it opens even tho it dips every day drastically

[Anonymous No.21632226]

If anyone here doing any Uranium plays on the URA rebalance happening 8/28?

[Anonymous No.21632241]

>>21632091
that sounds like an absolutely genius way to figure out the contract situation
truly. great job. that's just fantastic

[Anonymous No.21632246]

>>21631928
it was just an example. i have 1400 right now to invest not sure if i want to dump it all into a slow loser like KO which is going to lose more than dividends pay for the next year or two until restaurants get back to normal after corona clears up

[Anonymous No.21632247]

>>21632091
Feels like a bad comparison since it doesn't consider that most of those trucks are from before wkhs even started making them while this contract represents an entirely new set of cars

[Anonymous No.21632260]

>>21632214
Settlement times

[Anonymous No.21632267]

>>21632091
you're fucking braindead go buy TQQQ and stop posting

[Anonymous No.21632269]

>>21632214
they tend to go down

[Anonymous No.21632278]

>>21631651
Sounds to me like they should have a stricter hiring process for HR then? Boeing planes fall out of the sky because maybe 1 or 2 pajeets forgot to comment dumb joke lines from the program but they doesn't mean the company has no accountability for that.

HR Stacie's ruined your company? Then fucking fire them and don't hire HR Stacies that are retarded fratboy cumsluts.

[Anonymous No.21632291]

>>21632226
I was thinking about buying URA
does the rebalancing really matter?

[Anonymous No.21632303]

>>21631960
you dont think we are at the top of the tech bubble?

[Anonymous No.21632307]

>>21632214
Options have very low liquidity at that level, you'd never be able to sell 20000 contracts without crashing the price back down

Also the price has to move significantly in the right direction to overcome the gammas holding it back

[Anonymous No.21632323]

Wheres my SSL lads at? We're fucking MOOONING

[Anonymous No.21632334]

>>21632226
Explain this in plain English for a retard please

[Anonymous No.21632336]

>>21632303
We're close to the top but no, there's still quite a ways to run.

[Anonymous No.21632356]

>>21631789
Just looked it up its freaking real lmao. Based

[Anonymous No.21632367]

>>21631162
CLSK $1000 next week

[Anonymous No.21632389]

is "intrinsic value" a meme? can stocks REALLY be underpriced or overpriced?

[Anonymous No.21632397]

>>21632291
> Wanted to post again with a better image source
> twitter.com/quakes99/status/1296099361256923136
URA seems like a good play now. Uranium stocks in general should do well. Unsure the best way to get a leveraged trade or the timing of the rally.

[Anonymous No.21632401]

>>21632267
>>21632241
>>21632247
Thank you based stockwit chads.

[BaggieTheNiggerHatingFaggot !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.21632410]

>>21629808
if trump keeps the postal service in in in lockdown, people can't get their direct deposit social security checks. those people payed in their whole lives dude, he can't screw them like that.

[Anonymous No.21632445]

>>21632291
>>21632334
>>21632397

[Anonymous No.21632450]

>>21630208
Probably grows your wealth quite steadily.

[Anonymous No.21632453]

>>21632303
AAPL 1 quadrillion 2021.

[Anonymous No.21632462]

>>21632401
name or tripfag yourself
so we can laugh directly at you

[Anonymous No.21632500]

>>21631709
I know that feel. I keep flipping between strategies.

>have 5 different strategies all of which can be profitable

Reeeeee i dont have enough money for all these strategies and i keep flipping back and forth which has costed me more than picking only 2 and sticking with them even the buy and hold strategy wouldve been better than flipping back and forth!

[Anonymous No.21632539]

Sell or hold BABA?

[Anonymous No.21632541]

>>21632389

It's a meme, at the end of the day no matter how low the P/E or P/S it doesn't force anyone to actually buy your out of favor stock.

The only thing that really matters are the buyers and the sellers, their sentiment and where they want to out their money

[Anonymous No.21632551]

>>21632500
What is one of your strategies? I keep seeing ppl post about having a strategy but I never see an example of one so I can’t form my own.

[Anonymous No.21632575]

You cunts told me to sell RKT

[Anonymous No.21632589]

>>21632211
TSLA - 982 - $300bn
NVDA - 92 - $302bn
GOOGL - 34 - $1.06tn

It's literally ZM levels of retarded. At least SQ isn't overcapitalized. ADSK is tame in comparison. Any of those 3 have positive margins. TSLA is sitting at -3%.

[Anonymous No.21632601]

>>21631789
>>21632356

hes right though, look at this absolute faggotry

[Anonymous No.21632610]

If you have more than one “strategy” you really have zero. You can’t be good at everything and this is a hard game. Pick one.

[Anonymous No.21632626]

>>21631789
WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.21632627]

>>21632539
sell
Trump is like 1 event away from going scorched earth on china
>>21632575
retard. RKT is a long term hold

[Anonymous No.21632654]

>>21632551
Here's my strategy:
- Get 200 VWAP on QQQ
- If price closes 4 ATR under 200 VWAP, buy SOXL
- If price closes 16 ATR above 200 VWAP, sell SOXL
- Only trade when VXN is relatively high, for some value of high.
- When selling SOXL, move into VXX.

[Anonymous No.21632665]

>>21632551
buy low sell high

[Anonymous No.21632707]

did anyone get in on the IPO'S today? i informed anons of them during the weekend
HRMY and INBX

[Anonymous No.21632714]

>>21632211
If Tesla can deliver on their fucking roof on level that they can mass produce it, then they are worth every cent. This thing could be a game changer as much as their cars, but at the moment it's just empty promises.

[Anonymous No.21632727]

>>21632665
buy high sell for minor loss post I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED with screenshot on /biz/

[Anonymous No.21632762]

>>21632610
>Strategy

its all luck you fucking retard, the only real strategy is value investing and the market hasn't reflected actual company fundamentals in 10 years

[BaggieTheNiggerHatingFaggot !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.21632781]

fuck it, what's a good entry price for shares of tim apple's fruit company and that african american's car company?

[Anonymous No.21632807]

holy shit i'm glad i got out of this dumpster fire. it was a great stock pre-corona crash outperforming many stocks in europe, and i made some nice money out of it. even though i'm no longer in it it's kinda sad to see it crashing like this. this was a stock with nice volatility and decent liquidity (for a european stock)

[Anonymous No.21632814]

>>21632714
I can see the near future where every single house in "hot" states would receive some kind of subsidy to install that roof. Unironically good for the environment of our Planet.

[Anonymous No.21632818]

>>21632601
"zero tolerance"
"here's a list of the things which will be tolerated"

[Anonymous No.21632832]

is XAN a buy?

[Anonymous No.21632833]

>>21632781
None. You can't buy.

[Anonymous No.21632850]

>>21632714
They already cancelled everything because it was never supposed to be a product, retard. It was a crowdsourced 0% loan.

[Anonymous No.21632854]

>>21632714
pretty sure they discontinued that didn't they?

[Anonymous No.21632874]

Indices are flat as fuck yet I made half a perfect today, checked forex and it looks like the dollar is up 0.5% against the pound. Finally I'm not bleeding on crab days.

[BaggieTheNiggerHatingFaggot !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.21632906]

>>21632833
you're trying to make me miss out

[Anonymous No.21632909]

>>21632854
No.

[Anonymous No.21632916]

>>21632781
Market Buy

[Anonymous No.21632919]

>>21632601
Holy fuck I should have bought a dozen more puts.

[Anonymous No.21632930]

so I sold my first covered call today at a strike of 3.5. stock is trading at like 3.490, and it has previous hit 3.5 today. when will my call get exercised? I guess it's really just up to the call holder to exercise it?

[BaggieTheNiggerHatingFaggot !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.21632937]

>>21632916
ok market price it is.

[Anonymous No.21632952]

>>21632601
lmao how oblivious can you be

[Anonymous No.21632973]

I want to short Elos Medtech AB
any Swede here?

[Anonymous No.21632977]

>>21632957
>>21632957
>>21632957

>>21632957
>>21632957
>>21632957

>>21632957
>>21632957
>>21632957

>>21632957
>>21632957
>>21632957

>>21632957
>>21632957
>>21632957

[Anonymous No.21632986]

>>21632850
Never heard that they canceled everything. I know that they are far from a marketable product, but when did the cancel it?

[Anonymous No.21633004]

>>21632930
Usually it's right at expiration. If the holder wants to cash out before then he can usually get more by just selling it to someone else

[Anonymous No.21633018]

Please shill me something I can put 500$ into

[Anonymous No.21633056]

>>21633018
>500$

TQQQ

[Anonymous No.21633078]

>>21632781
This must be bait, you were bearish on TSLA since $400 and you lost thousands of dollars betting against it numerous times.

[Anonymous No.21633206]

>>21632627
>scorched earth
I think you mean "great flood"

[Anonymous No.21633208]

>>21630046
>>21630175
This is the single fastest way to turn your kids into garbage trust fund brats. Enjoy

[Anonymous No.21633235]

>>21632106
TRQ

[Anonymous No.21633374]

>>21633208
I'm a garbo trust fund brat. Quite comfy.