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I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Nate really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Nate, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Nate would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Nate is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD Bancor! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories.

>> No.21598599

>>21598534
based lmfao

>> No.21598777
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>>21598534
Our Nate, who art in blockchain,
hallowed be thy name;
thy blockchain come;
impermanent loss will be done;
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily shill.
And forgive us our FUDs,
as we forgive those who FUD against us.
And lead us not into slippage;
but deliver us a pregnant Nate.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

>> No.21598893

>>21598534
Bancor is total shit tho
and Nate always looks like he has to take a shit or has just taken one

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>>21598893
Say that again about my Natey poo...

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>>21598893
>nate forgive this FUD for he knows not what he does
I DARE YOU.

>> No.21599278

>>21598534
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>21599278
This is about my deep investment in BNT and my deep love for pregnant Nate.

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>>21598534
Huge upgrade was pushed to Bancor v2 contracts on github today. BNT is going to rip hard af again soon. my body is ready.

>> No.21599425

It's a lock. The fix is in.

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>>21599425
Someone is accumulating hard right now. Order book spoofing.

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>>21599594
oooooh yeaaaaaaaa. send it

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>>21599594
maybe it’s coinbase.