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>My mother is telling me my startup is a joke again and that I should grow up and get a real job

>> No.21578432

>>21578312
What's your startup

>> No.21578477

>>21578312
i bet you don't beat her enoguh

>> No.21578492

>>21578432
A hardware for cubesats

>> No.21578547

>>21578492
What does that mean

>> No.21578591

>>21578312
jordan peterstein solution in order:
1. kill dad and fuck mom fulfilling oedipusian archetype
2. take benzos and go to russia to placed in coma
3. flee to serbia and contract covid
4. <---- you are here

>> No.21578678

>>21578312
tell her you wouldnt have to be making a startup if she wasnt a dumb bitch and got rich on her own

>> No.21578703

>>21578492
Just show her your MVP

>> No.21578784

>>21578547
Its something that will help cubesats function better (tiny 1kg satellites that are becoming increasingly popular)

Im an engineer and this is legit, it just needs some investor retard to buy into it, but noone believes me

>> No.21579061

>>21578784
Literally on a forum with high net worth individuals

Though wouldn’t want to get yourself doxxed...

There’s plenty of people on here that could probably help you with the strategy on how to get the investment and meet the right people

>> No.21579104

>>21578703
Im in the process of building it but I barely have floor space in my crowded room desu

>> No.21579147

>falling for the entrepreneurship meme
>not getting rich with crypto
buy RSR faggot.

>> No.21579182

>>21578784
>>21579061
Yeah we act like retards but people here make money for a reason, start a discord or telegram for "new technology and innovation discussion INVESTORS PLS INTEREST SIRS" or some stupid shit

>> No.21579193

>>21578784
>that are becoming increasingly popular
because the average joe is becoming increasingly interested in space research?

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21579211

>>21579061
While I'd be scared of doing business with any /biz/ psycopath you're right, once I clarify my strategy a bit more I'll ask here for tips

>> No.21579363

>>21579193
Nah, they just contain all the functions that normal satellites have, but without the insane 1000kg+ mass that's expensive to put up into space. Kind of a result of electronics becoming smaller like how it happened to computers. They've started becoming properly popular in the last 10 years. See Starlink

>> No.21579414

>>21578312
Now thats a meme I haven't seen in a long time

>> No.21579663

>>21579182
Are there actually rich people on /biz/?

I know one faggot irl who browses here who made money off the initial ethereum moon but it was in the range of ~10k cause his dad gave him a few k to start with

>> No.21579777

>start selling headphones that are basically just airpod knockoffs
>Make like $12kusd profit in March/May
>Competitor gets fucking Kylie and Kendall Jenner to start shilling their shit
>Buys up every available unit (we were getting from the same supplier)
>Chinkshit supplier doesn't mention to me that they have no stock
>Most of my orders from May take well over a month to actually send out the products because they had to make more (again, without telling me shit)
>News articles start printing stories about the Jenner's/kardashians shilling 'fake' shit (even though apple only has patents on their biometric data collection in regards to their headphones, not on the actual design since it's so generic)
>All my posts start getting flooded with comments saying this and linking to news articles about the kardashians
>My site basically dies, shut it down at the beginning of July

I guess I got straight up outbusinessed by someone with way deeper pockets than me, but it still feels pretty fucking badman that the Kardashians were the nail in my businesses' coffin.

Oh well, onto the next thing.. At the very least I learned some valuable lessons and didn't lose money

>> No.21579885

>>21579663
Do you have a convincing business plan that doubles my investment in 3-5 years?

>> No.21580068

>>21579885
In 3-5 years, probably. Though this is spacefaring the development & testing cost might only be up to $200k and then manufacturing it is cheap.

>>21579777
Damn, thats a pozz. And there was no legal conflict with the knockoffs you were selling at all? Did the media just make that shit up about the kardashians?

>> No.21580277

>>21580068
>Did the media just make that shit up about the kardashians?
They weren't "making it up", but naw there was no legal issue. Trust me, apple would be all over that shit if there was, and I was literally targeting keyword phrases like "cheap airpods" "airpods under $50", etc, so there's no way they didn't see me since I was showing up basically anytime someone googled "airpods". You just had to be careful not to use any trademarked names like "airpod" in your actual copywriting.

There's no such thing as "real" airpods even, since they basically just used existing tech that was in Shenzhen for years already. All of their patents/trademarks for their earbuds are on biometric data collection, wireless charging and names/logos/etc