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>> No.21542162

WARRY BUFFER GIB MY MONEYS BACK

>> No.21542166

NAK

>> No.21542183
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>>21542109
Does anyone own MU?

>> No.21542203

I'm finally down obly 5% on SILJ

>> No.21542222
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Imagine
Reminder

I shilled nvda all year except saying sell end of february over 300. I used a 3x+ leverage on the trade since march

>> No.21542239
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Can't wait for the intense dumping that will wipe out 3 months of gains this week. Get ready

>> No.21542250

I WILL SOON BUY A TESLA CAR WITH MY TESLA SHARES GAINS
BASICALLY A FREE CAR PRODUCING ITSELF

>> No.21542266

My AAL fight from Vegas to Chicago is 100% full
Bullish

>> No.21542268

>>21539490
*joins you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-4bxMI0jgM

>> No.21542274

last chance to sell NAK above $1,70

>> No.21542279

There are now 2 markets:
1. Tech and PMs, GOLDEN BULLRUN
2. Everything else, Stinky Crabby Poopruns

>> No.21542286

>warbo buffo buy shiny rock
>warbo buffo crash entire banking sector

>> No.21542290

Why is Warren all the sudden into gold?

>> No.21542301

>>21542250
You should just buy more money with your money.

>> No.21542306

>>21542109
So how well are the 3 month and 6 month treasury bill auctions gonna go? Can they crater PMs as bad as the 10 year if their yields go up.

>> No.21542340
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>>21542162
nope nigga you got played

>> No.21542346

Put in $500 worth of SLV calls with a strike price of $26.50 expiring on Friday. YOLO

>> No.21542354

>>21542279
There are many more markets
How you shape your portfolio alters the market as well

>> No.21542364

>>21542290
CAUSE HE'S AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL.

>> No.21542368
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>>21542290
He looked at Tesla and it destroyed his entire investing philosophy. The old man is breaking down.

>> No.21542373

if i have my own business can i make a 401k where i can invest in individual stocks instead of mutual funds? if so, what platform and how? ty anons.

>> No.21542376

anyone here mess with volatility? i have a simple tool that roughly measures how low volatility is vs historical patterns, and it when it gets unusually low it tends to bounce within next few days.

>> No.21542386

THREADLY REMINDER TQQQ BABBYS ARE GONNA LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. People will get tired of phones and computers and shit eventually

>> No.21542402

>>21542290
Investment of last resort

>> No.21542414

>>21542290
he knows the upcoming crash is IMMINENT and right around the corner. Maybe this week. He's putting his money where his mouth is.

>> No.21542435

>>21542290
some ppl speculate it could be other ppl who help manage his fund that made the decision to buy gold. so not necessarily warren into gold

>> No.21542457

>>21542386
TQQQ requires trading knowledge to downsize risks and understand what to do. The hold and forget tqqq style is enormously risky but viable. Just have to understand the risks

>> No.21542481
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So I should wait until the split to buy some TSLA, right?? Anyone have intuition on how far it will go after the split? Seems like it has enough meme magic to get right back to where it is now but I dunno

>> No.21542486
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>>21542290
He knows the market collapse is coming, he knows that the gold and silver shortages are coming, he knows he will die soon and wants to leave a legacy for his many children.

>> No.21542493

>>21542376
share it.

>> No.21542512

>>21542457
the main risk is volatility. have to deleverage or sell before a volatility spike or gg

>> No.21542538
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feelin' kinda bearish, bros

>> No.21542542

>DPHC
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BAGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I CAN SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COME ON PUMP HIGHER HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.21542553

>>21542486
why did he keep BAC though
does BAC have an exceptional gold position?

>> No.21542560

>>21542512
Yeah you have to be aware of the market and watch for big shocks early. Theres a chance just holding works though

>> No.21542568
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anyone follow OSTK from this alert? https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1289205177795276801

Already up 200% with a month out. I bought at that same time too kek. fucken ez.

>> No.21542574
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Say something nice about Tesla

>> No.21542579

>>21542512
Or you could just hold it because stocks never go down.

>> No.21542586

I feel like embracing the clown and buying KODK OTM calls. They are dirt cheap and KODK is so shorted that literally anything would cause it to squeeze to the moon like happens with TSLA.

>> No.21542590

>>21542553
Yes, they were one of the few who were bullish on PM's.

>> No.21542602
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Please clear up some "advanced" options questions for me; iron condors

1) when would I want to close out on my position? If the market price is getting closer to my bounds?

2) how would I close my position? buy back the exact call and put that I wrote? That would then get me to Profit = (initial premium I received) - (cost of call & put that I bought back), yes?

Iron condors on KO look pretty comfy..

>> No.21542603

Is it time to go all in on CODX?

>> No.21542616

>>21542574
It's gonna be glorious when that bubbles pops

>> No.21542618
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>>21542493
yellow columns indicate unusually low vol. i'm not smart so this is best i got so far

>> No.21542621

>>21542239
You wish. I wish. But trump won’t allow his precious market to tank before the election is over.

>> No.21542625

>>21542568
what's the strategy here?

>> No.21542634

>>21542574
Books will be written about the TSLA bubble.

>> No.21542658

>>21542574
I hate this

>> No.21542686

>>21542590
so that actually makes BAC a bullish gold play...

>> No.21542689
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21542689

So I'm a CRSPR/AMD diehard, and I'm wanting to get more of both. Anyone have any idea when would be the best time to accumulate some?

>> No.21542708

>>21542574
>>21542634
>>21542658
Anyone waiting until after the split to buy?

>> No.21542722

>>21542512
I wonder how atm or otm calls on qqq + cash + tqqq to achieve around 2.75x long works.

Something like 10% calls, 40-60% tqqq, and cash

>> No.21542743

>>21542708
At this point if you don’t already own a share definitely don’t buy in until after the split. This bubble is ridiculous

>> No.21542771

>>21542686
No. They were trying to put a higher top on so they promoted it to short it when JPM came in and fucked everything up. Never listen to bank analysts. That's literally taking advice from your adversaries.

>> No.21542777

>>21542708
Hell no, Tesla will ruin your life.

>> No.21542799

>>21542686
I donno. I own BAC stock though and have researched the company pretty diligently and I believe they are positioned to withstand a bad downturn. They have about a quarter of the exposure they did in 2008.

>> No.21542810
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bathwater is plummeting

>> No.21542812

>>21542689
based toph poster. Azula is best girl though

>> No.21542813

>>21542686
Yep. Fucker managed to indirectly invest in gold and none knew the wiser.

>> No.21542822

Any good plays tomorrow or are we just slow riding tech and PMs for another crab week?

>> No.21542826

>>21542560
i've been holding since apr, so up about 140%. def buying vol calls soon

>> No.21542855
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>>21542266
Slowly but surely. Throughput ticked offer the 800k mark twice so far this month.
https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughput

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>>21542574
>P/E Ratio 927.51

>> No.21542886

>>21542812
Nah, it was the gymnast kung-fu chick.

>> No.21542921

>>21542777
..why? If I had bought when my instincts told me to I would be up over 100% right now. Holding out for some arbitrary reason if fucking dumb

>>21542743
Think it will go right back up again?

>> No.21542923

>>21542386
Show us your tqqq puts so we can laugh at you

>> No.21542935

>>21542886
suki?

>> No.21542945

>>21542810
I mean I kinda respect her for figuring out how to make a bunch of money without actually putting a dick in her mouth.

>> No.21542956

>>21542722
you wanting to do 2.75x leverage instead of 3x? just hold like 85% tqqq and 15% qqq

>> No.21542964

dumped all my bags. once my funds settle it's only TQQQ for me

>> No.21542965
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>>21542810
how... how much money does she make from selling that?

>> No.21542990
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>>21542306
It looks like there was no demand
>Yields rising again
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/instit.htm?

YCC incoming?

>> No.21542995

>>21542965
she sold out so however much stock she had

>> No.21543025

>>21542935
Ty-lee I believe.

>> No.21543035
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FMCI

>> No.21543036

>>21542574
checkmate, fundamental traders.

>> No.21543058

>>21542935
I don't remember and I don't feel like looking it up but she was dressed in red, knew pressure point kung fu shit like that one Jet Li movie, and was well fit.
That's the one I want.

>> No.21543059

>>21542956
Nah the idea of a call mix is to limit downside a bit

>> No.21543081

>>21542874
look up ZM

>> No.21543084
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>>21543058
It's this chick

>> No.21543087

>>21542574
I'll never understand this stock and peoples infatuation with this company.

>> No.21543098

>>21542965
the real question is how much more could she make selling her piss

>> No.21543102
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you shorted again and didn't you? and now you're hurt

>> No.21543108

>>21542574
I want to fomo and go all in on TSLA

>> No.21543113

>>21543087
Have you ever been in one and drove somewhere?

>> No.21543118

>>21543087
considering the fact that they're going to take down ford, GM, uber and lyft all at once...

>> No.21543130
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any RTX chads left?
this bitch does nothing but CRAB without end. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
maybe i should sell for tiny gains. idk anymore. everything is fucked.

>> No.21543129

>>21543059
interesting. no idea but i'm sure tqqq's risk/reward can improve if one puts in some time and effort

>> No.21543146

what % is buffet actually in gold/miners?

>> No.21543149

>>21543087
it goes up, who the fuck cares about what they make

>> No.21543167

>>21542602
> 1) when would I want to close out on my position? If the market price is getting closer to my bounds?
The best rule with options I've found: When you have just made or lost a lot of money very quickly, get out. Reverse if you are feeling daring but let it run if it's winning. Every time In have lost tons of money in the market it has gone like this.
> make a great call, huge win
> take profit or reverse and it goes the other way
> think I am a genius for calling the top and bottom. look for a continuation of the original move
> reverse again after a small correction
> it keeps running, I lose everything I've made and then some

> 2) how would I close my position? buy back the exact call and put that I wrote? That would then get me to Profit = (initial premium I received) - (cost of call & put that I bought back), yes?
Yes, close the short legs 1st. so you don't get raped.

>> No.21543172

>>21543146
0.5%

>> No.21543173

>>21543118

That isn’t going to happen.

>> No.21543206
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>>21542812
Toph is a Toph-tier waifu AND role model. Even LoK only made her more badass.

>>21542886
... Ty Lee? I mean she's also great.

My question still stands though: When to grab more AMD/CRSPR?

>> No.21543227

Warren bought GOLD just for the dividend, retail investors are fucking retarded

>> No.21543241

>>21543098
see, it's posts like this that make me believe that God was right to unleash covid on the world.

>> No.21543243

>>21543227
Warry hates divis

>> No.21543248

>>21543206
i started watching korra last night got up to book to so fucking hype

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>>21543113
I have and didn't like it. It's like being in a tiny apple store on wheels. I think the cybrtronk is neat though. Tronk is in my wheelhouse of desirably stupid.

>> No.21543264

>>21543173
tell me what DOES happen when tesla perfects self-driving cars and they are put into use 24/7

>> No.21543283

>>21543243
not anymore

>> No.21543285

>>21543227
>buying a stock for a 0.5% yield
There are lots of other options out there. He knew what buying a gold miner would telegraph. He is very self conscious about these things.

>> No.21543302

>>21543118
That's funny because they haven't even touched it and they're losing in Europe. Anywhere that gets below freezing won't adopt until they figure out how to deal with range loss in sub-zero. Plenty of rural communities wouldn't even consider them because of the range, can't even do a road trip in the motherfuckers.

>> No.21543342

>>21542945
She’s probably making 5M a year. She probably makes over a million a year on patrion alone. Plus onlyfans and other deals she gets paid to do. She’s set for life as long as she doesn’t buy stupid shit like boats and mansions.

>> No.21543353

>>21542481
TSLA is going to hit 2100 or 420 after the split. Mark my word

>> No.21543370

anyone wanna do a typeracer? https://play.typeracer.com?rt=xe185vxoo

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Powerbottom hours

>> No.21543381

>>21543118
Ford and GM deserve to die

>> No.21543391

anybody got a CNBC stream that isn't dodgy as fuck

>> No.21543392
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>>21543302
Speaking from perspective of harsh winter climate western Canadian prairies, I am deeply suspicious of electric vehicle capabilities during the hell freeze.

>> No.21543406
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>TSLA +10%

>> No.21543407

What would Ron Paul do if he were alive to see whats been going on with the fed and steve mnuchin?

>> No.21543409

I seriously cannot wait for the next nasdump crash, this epic run with a shit economy will end in a glorious disaster.

>inb4 show your puts

Better to be late than wrong, but I'm thinking October right before election, possibly after.

>> No.21543412

>>21543248
>korra
Kek. Have fun.

>> No.21543416
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POWER HOUR FAGGOTS GET HYPE

>> No.21543418

>>21543302
yeah, I always laugh at the people I see with electric cars here in MN, people don't seem to realize that lithium batteries can't allow themselves to go below freezing temperatures, which means they have built in heaters to warm themselves up during the winter which drastically reduces range and makes it so your car drains it's battery even when you aren't using it. Unless your workplace has an electric charger then I bet people end up with dead cars at work during the January-Feb months when it hits -30 out here.

>> No.21543420

>TSLA
oh my fucking god wish I had more than just 1 fucking share, should have just bought it instead of waiting for a dip that's never to come

>> No.21543432
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WHY??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21543437
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posture check.

back straight. chest out. Shoulders back. Do it.

>> No.21543449
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SOMEONE STOP ELON HE'S IS GOING TO CRASH ENTIRE MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>21542239

>> No.21543453
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either today or tomorrow will be the best time to close positions. can't decide

>> No.21543459

>>21543250
Source on that clip?

>> No.21543469

>>21542602
>1)
Ideally you never close it. All 4 contracts expire.

>2)
Yes and then sell the long call & put, either all at once, or one by one as you see fit (keeping in mind how each trade leaves you exposed).

>KO
for September exp you would probably sell the 50c and 47p for $105 credit, then lets say you buy the 55c and 45p for $33. KO looks like it will trend down to 46 which will be a pain to manage. You'd probably make it out with about $20 by september.

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when NASDUMP

>> No.21543500

yooo what are the best strategies for call debit spreads?Im looking at tesla.

>> No.21543505

short AMD right now, if it breaks 82.4 it's going to flush all of the stop losses of the euphoric longs out.

>> No.21543514

>>21543409
everyone and their grandma are buying election protection. i think it'll be a boring biden victory, and market's not gonna correct more than 5%. a substantial rotation to value based on vaccine news is more likely, but i still wouldn't bet on it. every rotation has failed thus far.

>> No.21543525

>>21543407

He’s still alive and he pretty much hasn’t stopped saying “I told you so” for the past decade or so

>> No.21543534

COME ON THINKORSWIM WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.21543562

Mid thread reminder to ignore Boomers that think which boomer in the white house matters. Both boomers are pro-printing and that is all the matters
>b-b-but that one boomer wants capital gains increases/cuts
Who cares? Money still has NOWHERE else to go.

>> No.21543569

>>21543525
so how would he protect himself in this market?

>> No.21543581

think or swim more like think or SHIT

>> No.21543584

Kek history is your friend when it comes to splits. In 2014 Apple did a 1-7 split. The stock went from over 600 per to under 100. Now then as now they said oh apple is fucked it'll never go back up after the split. Wrong they were then. So they'll be again. Your investment wad doesn't change. You toss in 10,000 now. After the split you'll still have 10,000. Just more shares and the stock will be trading lower. Now what does the math tell you when that stock goes from 112 back to 300 per? Profit baby profit.

>> No.21543596

>>21543452
Based and Joycepilled

>> No.21543602

Asked in an earlier thread but I’ll ask again now. Have $1700 unspent cash in account, what should I put it on and why ? I was thinking SAVE.

>> No.21543611

>>21543416
POOMP HARD DOOGO

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why does it say my put is making gains

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>>21543453
>>21543498
get these fucking sluts outta here!
disregard bitches, acquire currency

>> No.21543649

>>21543602
Don't put it in NAK. What you do is put it in KTOV

>> No.21543651

>>21543392
https://storage.googleapis.com/geotab_wfm_production_cms_storage/CMS-GeneralFiles-production/NA/EV/EVTOOL.html

>> No.21543659

>>21542574
when is the split?

>> No.21543667

FUCKING APPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.21543671

>>21543562
what matters is that dems take back both branches so bills pass faster unlike right now

>> No.21543709

I bought Citi stock and calls because it dumped. Now it dumped even more!

>> No.21543712

>>21543659
august 31st

>> No.21543714

>>21543377
>>21543453
>>21543498
Can you please stop posting this stuff, I'm trying not to fap today. Also shill me a stock.

>> No.21543722
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>>21543649
holy shti Baggie is shilling ktov, no wonder it's lost 30% in the last week

>> No.21543740

I’m scared to buy TSLA bros.
I had it. I had it all and I let it slip away

>> No.21543755
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Reeeee where are you credit spread anon!?

Just how many days do you usually buy a credit spread before expiration? A day? 2? 3? 4? The week before on Friday, Thursday, etc.?

>> No.21543758

>>21542722
Just get deep qqq itm calls, no need to have any special blend of instruments.

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>>21543714
AUY

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I’m gonna swipe right bros
I’m not black though

>> No.21543806

>>21543773
Is that reviewbrah?

>> No.21543812

>>21543584
You sound like that annoying AT&T dividend guy.

>> No.21543835

>>21543667
Hope it goes lower so I can get in on this.

>> No.21543838

Buy every dip man back on CNBC.

>> No.21543836

>>21543773
That's a man

>> No.21543852

>>21543514
I think a dem victory is more likely to shake the market, president Harris wants to further tax stock trading and they will cave to the tax the rich mob. Trump only cares about a line go up market.

>>21543569
Long bonds and/or PMs but it's unlikely both will rise.

>> No.21543864

>>21543584

This autism has to be fat green baggie when fed comes a knockn anon

>> No.21543881

>>21543798
she's probably got the aids from fucking all those niggers

>> No.21543890
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21543890

>TSLA

GGGGESUS KKKKKRIST

>> No.21543894

Dümp 'et

>> No.21543895

>>21543437
Kek my posture is bad. Thx for the heads up.

>> No.21543917

>>21543838
Is there anywhere to watch it free?

>> No.21543919
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what are the chances that the split pops the tesla bubble?

>> No.21543920
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>>21542239
wewwwwwwww
that can't be real

>>21542222
checked
literally everyone knows nvidia is a champion, but never pulled back enough

>>21542183
yep, it's one of my largest holdings. This sucks. I bought more friday. I'm going to wait before I buy even more, probably going to get a whole block in my IRA to sell calls off.

>>21543453
what do you think she does to get so fit?

>>21543838
BASED BIG TONY

>> No.21543927

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SRNE CHADS???

>> No.21543942

>>21543919
Inflates*

>> No.21543955
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>>21543084
YES

>> No.21543957

>>21543852
i expect less than a 5% shake, which is nothing.

>> No.21543969

>>21543890
>>21543740
>>21543712
>>21543659
>>21543420
Anyone at all looking to buy after the split?

>> No.21543976

BUY OSTK

>> No.21543999

>>21543890
I refuse to fomo into Tesla even if it means I fuck up horribly. Tesla fucking stinks of fraud.

>> No.21544009

>>21543969
me

>> No.21544016

>>21543377
>>21543836
That one was also a man.

>> No.21544018

>>21543409
If ur so certain either show an entirely cash portfolio or a portfolio with far out puts. People that listened to this stuff since April lost out on so many gains had they just bought and held.

>> No.21544021

>>21543919
>bubble
there is no bubble

>> No.21544025

>>21543999

Checked.

>> No.21544057

>>21543505
i told you guys. there she goes, dropping below 82.4.

>> No.21544063
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21544063

While we wait for pajeets to fix TOS, anyone here use StreetSmart Edge (Schwab) or Active Trader Pro (Fidelity) for charting?

>> No.21544066

Just went to go talk to my boss in her office and as i was walking over my dick fell to the side of the seam in my boxers and started to grow hard. Fuck fuck i thought i cant stop it and i cant turn back now ill look autistic. So i stodd in front of my boss with a raging boner, totally visible, and tried to have a work conversation after she glanced at my peepee with both of us fully aware of the situation. Should i kms?

>> No.21544084

>>21543917
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.21544091

>>21543999
SEETHING latefag

>> No.21544109

>>21543999
retard

>> No.21544113

TSLA dump tomorrow morning so I can buy the dip before 1900

>> No.21544118

anyone know anything about NIO? saw someone shilling it and since think or swim is down i can access my charts n fundamentals

>> No.21544123

>>21544066
Depends, how hot is she? Describe her in full detail

>> No.21544128

>>21543999
>stinks of fraud
Betting against Tesla is like betting against Ford in 1920 or some shit. Don't be retarded just make some money

>>21544009
How much? How high do you think it'll go after?

>> No.21544132
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We did it TSLAbros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

>> No.21544145

>>21544018
or got short squeezed

>> No.21544147

>>21543999
Elon is literally having dinners with El Chapo's third wife. Funneling cocaine under the border using his hyperloop tunnels. He is John DeLorean 2.0.

>> No.21544153

>>21544128
i'm a poorfag so maybe 2 shares depending on how much i have in my brokerage by then

>> No.21544155

>>21544063
>charting
retard

>> No.21544165

>>21543381
Do you think the police and government will ever stop using their vehicles?

>> No.21544168

>>21544021
>there is no bubble
that's exactly what we say when we are in a bubble

>> No.21544175
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21544175

>kills self
boss comes to your house because she wanted you and finds your corpse
die alone incel

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>>21543602
All in on HX

>> No.21544192
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Tesla at 10%

>> No.21544210

>>21543969
best strat is to 50% buy in now and use the rest post split so you won't regret either way

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>>21543651
There's no data for sub -20 C. That's a problem. And it's not just about range. Will the fucking thing even start after spending a night at -30 C?

>> No.21544218

>>21544057
Why do you think amd is gonna fall?

>> No.21544226

>>21544168
no, retard. check 2000 or 2008 for what a bubble is. stupid newbabby.

>> No.21544240

>>21543999
Am considering fomoing. I fomoed into apple at $410, $420, and $450.

>> No.21544256

>>21544123
35 blonde milf married withkids. Totally bangable

>> No.21544257

>>21542689
earnings next month, now's the time bro

>> No.21544259

I sold TSLA at 1400. What method should I use for suicide?

>> No.21544264
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>mfw all the shitters in here who missed out on the tsla rally

>> No.21544306

>>21544226
This is bubble is exactly same as 2000's one. Firms like Nikola with 0 products are mooning. Insane P/E for every tech firm.

>> No.21544312

>>21543250
I thought it felt like the cockpit of the next generation of race machines. The glass was of higher quality and enhanced whatever was on the other side. It's a different standard and it's simply irrefutable once seen

>> No.21544320

>>21544165
Would you buy RIM today retard?

>> No.21544322

>>21544218
2 standard deviations from the mean, extremely extended move up, break of very obvious pivot resistance moving into the end of the day. you can see very clearly where all of the longs put their stops and now that area broke, oh look a big volume spike i wonder what that is? yeah.

this is day trading though. though to be fair on the daily time frame it's also super extended after that huge move up.

>> No.21544327

>>21543957
Wish I shared your optimism, I see too many topping patterns in the major indexes right now, along with terrible economic data. It will catch up eventually.

>>21544018
I'm a call writer, no need to show positions I'll buy back into the market when it's done topping and being crazy. Too much risk right now.

>> No.21544328

>>21544259
Hose from exhaust on your clunker

>> No.21544334
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21544334

NVDA or AAPL, /biz/bros?

>> No.21544336

>>21544256
she was flattered
it's a bodily function
if you don't make it weird, it won't be weird
if she makes it weird, you'll get a blowjob

>> No.21544339

>>21544259
Don't feel bad, I most bought 20 shares at $280 but opted not to because he was being investing by the SEC, just find a different stock.

>> No.21544347

>>21544264
muh fRaUd
>morals
>politics
>not just making money where it's easily made
literal retards in here

>> No.21544354

>>21544192
damn at some point I thought I could get rich selling absurd naked calls on TSLA.
Like $1800-$2000.
Glad I pussied out.

>> No.21544360

>start trading 2 weeks ago
>fomo into NVDA TSLA and AAPL two weeks ago
>listen to bears, dump my stock
>literally everything the bears said would dump moons
with bears and jews you lose

>> No.21544362

>>21544210
Have considering doing this. Already in on Apple with somewhere more than 50 shares but less than 100. Somewhere around there.

>> No.21544367

>>21544192
This is beyond insane, 2020 will be studied by the economists of the future for generations.

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>> No.21544385

>>21544259
>>21544264
Kekt and rekt

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>>21544192
11% now

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>>21543955
I think you can tell what type of women i like just by looking at tem

>> No.21544394
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roast my port (equities listed in descending order of market value)

>> No.21544400

>>21544306
wrong, one scam does not make this entire thing a bubble

>> No.21544415

>>21544322
So is a $82.5 8/21 put a good idea?

>> No.21544419
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21544419

Tesla is officially a pump and dump

Where's the peak?

And what will be the preferred and recommended suicide methods of the heavy bag holders?

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>>21544264
I got into TSLA 1730C 8/21 last Friday.

>> No.21544432

>>21543084
patrician, massive knockers

>> No.21544438

>>21544334
Why not /both/?

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>>21543955

>> No.21544457

what are thoughts on AHT. wont rich people go back on vacation when covid is over

>> No.21544462

>>21544327
oh we're topping out. i'm thinking we'll see a sizable correction before election (next month), and election itself will be less volatile than most ppl expect.

>> No.21544466

>>21544367
no it won't because nothing particularly special has happened yet

>> No.21544472

>>21542266
why are you coming to Chicago ?
are you a cute girl

>> No.21544477

It’s pretty clear that we are in euphoria/oversold territory. How long and how much further up will we go before a pullback? I guess that we graze 3400 before a pullback to 3100-3200 by end of August or early September.
>t. fagman

>> No.21544486

>>21544327
>I'm a call writer
Okay makes sense. Sell calls require shares but the risk with holding shares is that they tank make the premium worthless.

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>>21543955
also june is hot as fuck

>> No.21544514
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>>21544438
WOAH.
Good idea.

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21544515

>Listen kid I don't have much time, tesla will peak on

>> No.21544524

>>21544320
is that blackberry? p-pls no bully

>> No.21544536

>>21544472
They are coming there for your ass. Not a girl.

>> No.21544544

>>21544423
TSLA 1640 8/28. Good luck fren! Cheers

>> No.21544556

>>21544360
This

>> No.21544564
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21544564

Everyone is freaking out about TSLA but LL is up 12% today lol what a great random buy

>> No.21544566
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21544566

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfWPMrV5Mdc
BLUMF LIVE

>> No.21544576
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21544576

I bought a tesla stock today. first time buying stock, can't help but feel I"m about to get fucked at some point here

also got some nvdia and amd

>> No.21544601

>>21544322
>standard deviations
How do you calculate a standard deviation on a stock, in general?

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>>21544515
Got you just in time, Harambe...

>> No.21544609

>>21544524
Government contracts don't mean shit, most government operated corporations do not make money

>> No.21544611

TSLA and NAK celebration thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

>> No.21544622

>>21544360
>>listen to bears, dump my stock
just accept your fate and ride with the market next time you get scared

>> No.21544625

>>21544544
The best part about it is that I used my profits from AAPL calls to buy it.

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>>21544360
Good lesson for you. Bears always say the exact same thing every single day. 10 years ago, they were saying exactly the same thing, yet look at how nvda, tsla, and aapl have performed over the last 10 years? Literally never bet against America. Bears haveo nly ever been right 4 times in the last 140 years

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>>21544492
>>21543084
>>21543058
>>21542886
Ty-Lee is best girl.
But June is hot and Azula ticks a lot of boxes...

>> No.21544646

>>21544576
>"Hold onto your cock when you deal with these /biz/ people"

>> No.21544649

>>21544457
Gonna quote what another anon said:
>stay away from over leveraged REITs that have massive cash burns from interest though

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>>21544515
Harambe knew all along

>> No.21544677

>>21544576
buying into stocks that already mooned hundreds of percent
it seems to be the winning strategy now... fucking insanity.

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>>21544677
...as in I'm a retard or that thats just how topsy turvy shit has gotten?

>> No.21544753

Any $OSTK chads here today? We're up 27% today!

>> No.21544760

SRNE BROS
https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfRL/rl.cfm?lid=691172&lpcd=QKP
>page last updated 8/17/2020

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>>21544720
Why not both?

>> No.21544768

>>21544576
Think about this way, if you want to double your investment Tesla has to go to 3600. Do you think Tesla is going to go to 3600?

>> No.21544769

>>21544677
as opposed to what, you fucking retard? waiting years for maybe a dump, or buying loser stocks? stupid fucking shitbrain

>> No.21544776

>>21544362
we are going to make it anon, solid companies will prevail after all

>> No.21544809

>>21544753
WTF, every time I look at this thing it's up another 1000%

Why even try

>> No.21544813

>>21542373
We had that through Schwab at my old private sector job. You can probs do it with any of the big brokers, though. It should be pretty easy to find on their websites.

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>>21544768
not trying to double. just gonna take the money and run as soon as I hit 10% or so and then watch the trainwreck

>> No.21544834

>my gains have been cut in half during sour hour aaaaaaaa

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>>21544334

NVDA

>> No.21544843

>retards seriously considering jumping off tsla ahead of sp500 inclusion and battery day

Wew

>> No.21544859

>>21544677
dipfags are retarded

>> No.21544870

>>21543108
I did this back when people said $900 per share was “insane” and just doubled my money

>> No.21544872

>>21544814
retard

>> No.21544887

>>21544835
Nice chart you fruit

>> No.21544907

>>21544843
what day is that?

>> No.21544913
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.21544920

Rkg liquidated

>> No.21544926
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>>21544677
You can test that with charts from previous clown markets. It's an invariably risky strat and you pretty much doing a tap dance right next to the edge of a cliff.

>> No.21544968

>>21542810
Tfw degenerate nerds who bought that complained it was just water and had no DNA in it... well duh...

>> No.21544978
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21544978

There should be a cheat-sheet for /biz/ slang and abbreviations. Im trying to learn how to work crypto but i cant understand half the shit thats being said.
>t.newfag

>> No.21544979

I wrote my first option today (MSFT). So this is what power feels like.

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21544982

I just bought some NAK. If it craters tomorrow, you'll know whom to blame :^)

>> No.21544997

>>21544809
This. I saw it keep going up. There's one stock I bought a whule back. It has been on a literal uptrend for a while with the exact same volume. Im utterly confused how the heck does it keep going up noticeably (this other stock not ostk) when the volume is exactly the same!? I sold at about a 40% gain but jeez had i held Id be up about 66%

>> No.21545014

>>21544809
Lol, yeah that sums it up. I just look at how small the market cap is compared to a Wayfair, Etsy, Shopify or Amazon. I still think it has a lot of room to grow. It's just really volatile so not for the faint of heart

>> No.21545019

>>21544913
Why the hell did you think shorting precious metals in one of the biggest money printing quarters maybe ever was a good idea?

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INCOMING MOON MISSION
>SRNE CHADS STRAP IN

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>>21544978
this link in the OP has most of the common terms. You'll have to lurk moar to learn the /smg/ specific meme stuff:
>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>> No.21545134

>>21544601
standard deviation channels in ToS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNdpkHGhn_E

im still experimenting with it though, currently working with 2 D 1m charts for levels to day trade in, scaling into positions at 2 SD and beyond. basically price should only get beyond 2 SD 5% of the time and likely revert back to the mean.

>> No.21545157

>>21545071
Meh, I'll throw some in, it's cheap enough.

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Denny straight back in to the meat of the current hourly range. There were no sellers willing to continue the dump this morning.

>> No.21545187

This market is so retarded I might actually buy bitcoin

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>>21545086
omg I want some cheesecake so bad

>> No.21545198

Well they always say so they opposite of what /biz/ says so I bought an AMD call.

>> No.21545214

>>21544768
>not calculating p/e based on millennium
ngmi

>> No.21545219

>>21543409
buy my puts

>> No.21545226

>>21545157
>>21545071
Fuck you guys. My hands got weak and I dumped at the fucking bottom this morning. Thinking about crashing my car on the drive home

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>>21544392
>>21544633
Based looks, but not much else going for them except maybe Azula, but she's also about as stable as this market.

Always go with gut my frens. Play it smart- wait and listen for the right moment to strike.

>> No.21545273

If Evens I get dabbed on by tesla

>> No.21545280

>>21545226
Its actually still pretty cheap to get in right now bro. Potential upsides are crazy

>> No.21545286

these Tesla gains are insane, it's going to be above $2100 before the split happens

>> No.21545300

NVDA is fucking printing

>> No.21545314

>AMD flatlining

JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING ALREADY YOU FUCK

>> No.21545342

any calls/puts before the market closes?

>> No.21545369

>>21545342
short tesla

>> No.21545371
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21545371

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21545375

>TSLA
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHO'S BUYING THE TOP

>> No.21545397

>>21545280

Gonna see what happens in the Jew hours and tomorrow morning. Last couple days it's been dumping hard in the morning and creeping back up to around +- 0. So hopefully it gets another healthy dump and I can hope back in in the morning

>> No.21545403

>>21545379
>>21545379
>>21545379

New

>> No.21545418

>>21545371
but why is it pumping...?

>> No.21545431

NTNX

>> No.21545437

>>21545375
MADMEN

>> No.21545443

>>21545418
no clue but the faster i can unload these bags the better

>> No.21545484

>>21544913
holy shit theyre going to bankrupt you kek

>> No.21545502

soooo calls on tesla still?

>> No.21545565

>>21544677
Yeah why not. You can't gamble 100% of your assets. Those companies aren't gonna stop growing. I save my gambling for crypto

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>>21545502
tesla to 1940

>> No.21545634

>>21544066
Sometimes it feels good to be a testosteronelet

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21545840

>>21545375
Just sold for over $9000 profit

>> No.21545846

>>21543999
>Tesla is the fraud
>Not NKLA
>Not WKHS
>Not all of China
JUST
STOP
BEING
RETARDED

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>>21545840
Good job m8

>> No.21545965

>>21544982
Welcome brother.
Now we play the waiting game

>> No.21546090

$NAK going down faster than Trump supporters on Donald's tiny mushroom dick.

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