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>> No.21531750

Fuck Chyna.

>> No.21531776
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>> No.21531788
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net

>> No.21531795

>>21531776
>>21531732
Fuck cartoonfags.

>> No.21531834

Boomer stocks continue to get pooped on by tech

>> No.21531835
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>>21531795

>> No.21531837

>>21531795
>cartoon
It's ANIME

>> No.21531838
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Is it worth a swing or should i hold this 5%

>> No.21531846
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STOP FUCKING SELLING YOUR BAC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21531851

>>21531837
There's no difference.

>> No.21531858
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>Robinhood is more reliable than ThinkorSwim lately
JUST

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>>21531795

>> No.21531872

>TSLA
WHAT THE FUCK, HOW IS THIS NOT A BUBBLE, I SOLD THE TOP AND IT KEEPS PUMPING

>> No.21531875

>>21531795
Wrong neighborhood.

>> No.21531878
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Nvidia Earnings Report in 2 days. Buy now while you can

>> No.21531896
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Buy BAC?

Also wtf is going on with silver?

>> No.21531915

what should I short today?

>> No.21531920
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Feels good not to lose for once.

>> No.21531930

I'm never going to buy NVDIA they keep fucking going up

>> No.21531934

JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT TESLA GO

>> No.21531935
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xth for stocks only go up

>> No.21531946

>>21531871
>>21531875
I think you faggots should take your girl cartoons and fuck back off to the kindergarten or smth.

>> No.21531948

>>21531872
Options chain manipulation and endless short squeezing
Helps to also be tech and not boomertrash

>> No.21531970
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>>21531896
no idea, but thank god my tos isn't working to make me diamond hands my slv

>> No.21531975

OP You are under arrest for making me cum at 10 AM. Sauce on the artist or image used?

>> No.21531979

based musk is going to shoot me to the moon

>> No.21531984

>TSLA 1750

>> No.21531995

>>21531878
I'll buy at 2pm if I buy at all. I've been burned a few times buying in the open so I've learned my lesson.

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>>21531946
You should go back to Facebook or something.
This is our kindergarten.

>> No.21532017

>>21531995
i just bought, i think i will regret this

>> No.21532021
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>>21531946

>> No.21532031
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Buy the next OPTT dip

>> No.21532035
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>>21531862
42 here, anon, which in my local currency is infinite money
we're gonna make it eventually

>> No.21532042

If airlines and real estate never recovers isn’t this going to propel us into a giant recession? Or do we really live in a clown world where the economy is built off of Snapchat, Chewy.com, and Teslas? Lol

>> No.21532045

>>21531930
>not buying becuase line go up
this is the same logic that got my portfolio crabbing for 3 months during the bullrun.

>> No.21532053

>>21531984
>>21531979
I almost FOMO'd in this morning but oh well. I'll buy after the split for sure, that almost seems like a 100% moon mission at this point

>>21531970
Yeah I bought some more SILJ and PSLV, averaged down a bit and crossing my fingers

>> No.21532059

When are you guys selling your TSLA stocks?

>> No.21532062
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>not buying the SRNE dip

>> No.21532063
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Fuck RKT!

>> No.21532078
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>>21531732
>New ATH
Oof this tweet didn't age very well now, did it sweatie?

>> No.21532080

>>21531838
>>21531838
>>21531838
>>21531838
>>21531838

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>>21531946
Say that when you have 8 figs on your portfolio, dumbass.

>> No.21532085

>>21531995
Based lost 250 in the matter of a few minutes buying some calls on nio like a retard in The morning but got rekt when it dumped and Iv crushed them

>> No.21532086

>>21532059
When I retire

>> No.21532102

>>21531946
Shit tier Bait my friend

>> No.21532116

Buffet crashed all my planes with no survivors.

>> No.21532140

>>21531838
Earnings report comes out in two days. decide for yourself, this isnt a magic 8ball

>> No.21532154

>>21531846
SELL YOUR BAC
i won't get out of my covered calls until i'm at 70% return

>> No.21532156

>>21532059
> selling TSLA

>> No.21532160

What the fuck is happening with WKHS today I mean damn can't a guy just hold at 200% gains

>> No.21532166

>>21532140
It's because the open market rally was really good, i'd wanna know your experience with selling monday mornings to rebuy tomororw or something, TSLA especially

>> No.21532169
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should i average down my BAC or just sit on these loses until my covered call is over

>> No.21532173
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21532173

>my NKLA puts

>> No.21532183

Should I short SQQQ? They've had a steady downward trend for quite some time.

>> No.21532196

TSLA is fucking scary. I mean, I'm glad I'm making money, but comparing that shit to my other holdings, this is retarded

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>>21532154
can you explain how this works, my covered call is at 93%

>> No.21532209

The MU selloff is retarded. Literally one of 3 global DRAM producers in a market where everything semiconductor is mooning off of momentum.

I'll probably get fucked but I bought 200 shares at 44.80

>> No.21532214

>>21531878
It's going to drop on earnings, buy the dip.

>> No.21532216

>>21532169
you should stop complaining about getting free money
buy back your calls if you have profit and wait for a bounce to sell more

>> No.21532223

>>21531732
Good lord OP are you trying to make me fap?

>> No.21532230

>>21532160
Tfw I have no settled funds to grab some 15 cheapiez

>> No.21532242

Fuck WKHS, what an absolute mound of dog shit you people sold me on. What a complete piece of fucking garbage.

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>>21532078
>celebrating too early

>> No.21532248

>>21532202
you're at 93% return on your covered call?
buy to close RIGHT NOW
then wait for a bounce and sell another one

>> No.21532256

>>21532183
o.o

>> No.21532273

>>21532160
FUD about whether or not USPS can afford to contract with WKHS.
With WKHS shitting the bed, I'm either crabbing or red on all my positions now.

>> No.21532277

>>21532242
Lmaooo

>> No.21532282

>>21532242
literally nobody told you WKHS would take a steady upward path
it's a hold for the contract decision/announcement

>> No.21532287

>>21532214
Explain to me how this works. Even with the Corona downtrend on manufacturing they're about to release Ampere and make back losses from Q1 '20.
Its not like data center sales crashed either. What causes these earning dumps?

>> No.21532299

>>21532183
No, it will go up overtime but stall at some level and never move from there (as sqqq approaches 0). Long tqqq. Never, ever, EVER trade an inverse leveraged instrument, and avoid all leveraged commodity instruments for that matter.

>> No.21532302

>>21532202
It means your call is at 93% of what you sold it for. Means the purchaser won't exercise, more or less. I.e. you're sitting below the sell price.

>> No.21532312

>>21531835
are you that fucking youtuber that use a similar style anime girl in the pic, making that tomboy idol torture vids?

>> No.21532319

>>21532242
>he fell for the pump
>and got dumped

>> No.21532324

SHIP is plummeting....smart buy? Any leveraged potential to bounce back?

>> No.21532333

>>21532242
Nigger look at that floor.

>> No.21532343

AAL BROS

>> No.21532367

>he thinks it's a V shaped recovery
>when really it's W shaped recovery

next leg down starts now screen cap this

>> No.21532374

>>21532196
I know right, but think of it this way, everytime something moons we get fucking envious of who entered this wild ride
now we're on the ride and we're scared of how much it's climbing
just enjoy the ride and consolidate gains along the way, anon

>> No.21532378

I’m kind of retarded and can’t find a good answer on Google. With a trailing stop at 8%, is it what the original price is or is it just 8% from the highest that you own the stock? I’m assuming the latter but just want to make sure.

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>>21532299
Anon, I don't think it's going to go up.

>> No.21532390

>>21532367
i'm going to have to upgrade my icloud if i take any more doom screenshots

>> No.21532392

>>21532381
Anon, try reading next time.

>> No.21532396

>>21531858
Thinkorswim still not opening up for anyone? I get stuck on 'Installing Updates'..then it says it cannot connect to the internet.

>> No.21532414

>market at all time high
>First thing CNBC does is have doomer jews kvetch about muh inequality muh coronavirus

Yeah im thinking the bull run just started.

>> No.21532429

>>21532396
https://twitter.com/downdetector/status/1295351129086230529

>> No.21532430

My CSPR puts NOOOOOOO

>> No.21532435

>>21532390
delete all the others one, only save the one I posted

>> No.21532441

>>21532396
Me either, had to use the shitty web client

>> No.21532443

>>21532242
You should've heeded to my warning and bought NKLA instead.

>> No.21532455

>>21532035
>If airlines and real estate never recovers isn’t this going to propel us into a giant recession?
No. You can work remotely and do video conferencing instead of spending $2,000 to fly across country for a 2-hour meeting in a high-rise conference room. If anything, their deaths will only make the economy more efficient.

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Holy fuck I'm 45mins late and wtf is gong on? Half my stocks tanked, the other half made a partial launch to the moon...

>> No.21532470

>>21532324

idk bro, look at the 10 year graph and tell me

>> No.21532471

>>21532287
Efficient market theory is what I surmise. People that follow the economic status quo assume that earnings are necessarily priced in, so on earnings they take profit and it reflexively dumps. I haven't been trading tech, but from what I've seen it's a pretty consistent trend in the current market. It may not happen, but I'd gamble on it.

>> No.21532485

aaaaAAAAAAAHHHH
WTF BROS

>> No.21532498

Guys why is gold going up?

>> No.21532500

>deep breath as if to speak
>LOUD FUCKING COUGH AND ECHO

>> No.21532514

I am financially ruined, what do I yolo my last $1k on

>> No.21532525

>>21532459
what are you holding lmao

>> No.21532533

>>21532514
ktov : o )

>> No.21532534

I think it's time to put the horse down boys. We had a good run.

>> No.21532537

>>21532459
Fed backstops are starting to fail and people are realizing this "all time high" shit is a fabrication.

>> No.21532539

>>21532514
KTOV

>> No.21532540

>>21532455
Feply rail, friend

>> No.21532544

>>21532042
>>21532455
wrong reply. I am phone-fag.

>> No.21532545

>>21532514
KTOV

>> No.21532565

>>21532534
those damn kikes are attacking my horse again, pieces of shit

>> No.21532566

sold my CSPR puts, commence drilling operations

>> No.21532568

>>21532514
ktov

>> No.21532570

>>21532537
T. Bearcuck who has lost everything

>> No.21532573

>>21532282
>>21532333
So it’s a hold and waste your money stock? Sit around and wait for a contract that will never happen?

It’s a complete piece of shit stock. Complete.
>oh no man just hold while it slowly leaks your cash all over the place and wait indefinitely for some big announcement to make it up.
I repeat: fuck WKHS.

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https://downdetector.com/status/td-ameritrade/map/

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>>21531795
>cartoon

>> No.21532608

>>21532573
then sell it and buy my puts, retard

>> No.21532615
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sup guys, is the bear dead? haven't seen him in a long while now, hope he offed himself, he should have known stonks only go up

>>21532539
people are still in that shit stock wtf, quit trying to sell your bags

>> No.21532617

>>21532459
This happens pretty much every Monday morning

>> No.21532627
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Anyone figured out the next crony capitalism moon mission yet after KODK?
Must be:
1. Dying boomer company
2. Have an options chain
3. Must have sponsored or produced at least 1 season of the Apprentice

>> No.21532643

>>21532573
It has been consistently dumping into forteens and jumping to 16 I may try to swing it. Or get wrecked. Let's find out

>> No.21532647

>>21532605
>breasts on the diaphragm

Why are cartoon pedos so retarded and unable to basic biology?

>> No.21532656

>>21532525
I have a meme account of EV's, renewables, certain... overly memed commodities, and the occasional shilled ETF, and my major holdings of comfy boomer stock I bought in March.

>> No.21532658
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>boomer stocks bleeding out again after the "rotation" bait and switch
>big money bought up the tech dip and more with desperate force

o i am laffin

>> No.21532667

>>21532615
shh dont tell him

>> No.21532672

>>21532578
HAHAHA you cucks giving your money to Canadians deserved it.

>> No.21532673
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>>21532441
>had to use the shitty web client

welp I ain't trading today.

>> No.21532691

what do you boys think of investing in graphene as a commodity. I hear its the future.

>> No.21532694

>>21532617
I haven't had a Monday like this since May

>> No.21532701

Does anyone know a broker that will allow me to set a limit order with fractional shares?

>> No.21532713
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>>21529035

Did some digging. Hindenburg Research is one New York City damnyankee with a WordPress page geared to presenting the times they made correct calls and sweeping the rest under the rug.

Why are people listening to them?

>> No.21532730

>>21532514
Holy shit do not buy KTOV if you don't want a fat -25%, they're doing a reverse split and faggots here just want to unload bags on you.

>> No.21532741

>>21532627
Other predictable real life indicators include corona fear mongering and whatever black people are doing.

>> No.21532747

>>21532691
It won't be a worthwhile commodity until it becomes mass producible, and what the hell graphene ETF did you buy?? I don't even know where to hold graphene.

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So with TOS dead, where should I move to? Do any other clients offer similar toolkits that TOS has?

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>>21532658
fuck you and your tanyao, tech crash NYAO

>> No.21532797

>>21532514
If you only have $1k to your name then I'd unironically all in on a crypto project you had good faith in. You're not going to make anything with $1k in the market unless you catch a lucky Kodak moment (pun completely unintended). If it was yesterday I'd have told you to get in on Ocean Protocol but that already mooned and may have a slight correction before its next mission so you may wanna hold out on that. Link is too crazy so don't FOMO into that, but it IS a legitimately groundbreaking project so has potential for larger growth. But with only $1k I think you've missed your shot at serious gains with it.

In other words /smg/ isn't going to be too helpful with that little investment. The rest of /biz/ outside of /smg/ and /pmg/ are on the younger side so make gains with smaller starting points. /smg/ is for when you already have a decent amount to make moves with that will (hopefully) be more stable than the shitcoins that will 70% up overnight and then 96% down the following week.

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bros...
I'm just going to put my money into TSLA and stop thinking.

>> No.21532813

>>21532741
>unloading KTOV
ishyddt

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>>21532537
>being this salty early in the morning
ngmi you gonna get heart attack with that attitude

>> No.21532819
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Give me ONE (1) reason why you should ever buy the dow jones instead of Fagman

>> No.21532828

>>21532573
I think the real problem here is that you are stupid.

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>>21532042

Women are more than 50% of the college-educated workforce in the United States.

>> No.21532848

>>21532459
Same for me. I owned GOLD and airlines. Buffet dropped all his airline stocks and moved into gold.

>> No.21532854

thinking of buying tesla stock with crypto gains?

>> No.21532868

>>21532573
You're flippantly retarded if you don't expect them to get a portion of the contract, and a hefty portion at that. They're by far the most valuable bidder. Their operational costs are $.40 opposed to the current $1 per mile, they have absurd amounts of political tailwind, and they're a ZEV meaning they get a fuckload of subsidies. Moreover there are 15 states that recently signed an MoU to move towards California's electrification models. Finally they're a US based mfg., so they have administrative support to that extent at the very least.

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>>21531732
would I be retarded to buy amazon or tesla stock?

>> No.21532882

>>21532573
See you in the fall.

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ABBV is just such a good stock

>> No.21532912

>>21532312
いいえ

>> No.21532915

>>21531732
>Sauce
FOR THE LOVE OF CRYPTO SAUCE!!!!

>> No.21532919

>>21532498
because i bought back in
youre welcome gold bros

>> No.21532922

is it too late to get in on gold or has it already mooned and started to dip

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>>21532658
> tfw l bought JPM to get a piece of the """rotation"""
I just want it to go to $103 do I can sell this shit and buy more TQQQ...

>> No.21532956

>>21532608
Fucking piece of shit is below 15.
-1% one day, -0.5% the next, -0.7 the next.
I won’t be touching that shit again even through a derivative. Takes too long to wash its stink off me. >>21532615

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>be me
>think TSLA can't go any higher
>short
>get instantly liquidated
I'm financially ruined..

>> No.21532973

>>21532819
No one told me the only thing to you needed to do to outperform the market was just buy FAGMAN, turned my eternally crabbing portfolio into one that's made %5 this past week.

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Latest delinquency data out, largest jump on record by far and this shit is JUST beginning

>> No.21532991

>>21532940
Why would you ever buy stocks of a company ran by irrelevant boomer jews in dying industries. Literally buy chlorox if you want some of those sick boomer gains

>> No.21533004

Should I sell weekly or monthly options for the wheel strategy?

>> No.21533010

>>21532956
BUY MY PUTS, RETARD

>> No.21533011

GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY BIZ

$19 HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21533012

>>21532984
Priced in fagbear you lose

>> No.21533017

>>21532573
I can’t believe you bought at that top it was shilled here for weeks and most of us made money we didn’t loose money

>> No.21533025

>fell for the just buy qqq meme
>only has 2% tsla/2% nvidia

>> No.21533034

>>21532922
2k is the huge memeline resistance level for gold to be retested and it might have to punch through several times. But there is really nothing after that until you get to like 2.5k.
The USD is in the shit if it ever hits 3k since most of the population would benefit from leaving their jobs at that point while collecting whatever UBI we are still giving them and becoming gold miners themselves.

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21533039

am I the only TDA user who uses the web interface instead of TOS

>>21532984
are you delinquent?
I'm not :)

>> No.21533049

>Missed the OSTK free money printer dip

Fuck meeeeeeeeee

>> No.21533073

>>21532984
zzzz who cares, stoncks only go up h-haha

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NAIL powered passed $50.

>> No.21533116

>>21532991
Because I'm a retard, duh.

>> No.21533121

Asking again because I’m retarded and nobody answered. Is a trailing stop loss always designated by the current value of the stock, so whatever the highest amount the stock gets to, the percentage is based on that?

>> No.21533131

God everything is so expensive now
Not a single good deal in sight

>> No.21533132

>>21533073
>red ID
Doombullish

>> No.21533146

>>21533106
don't pick up the phone

>> No.21533158
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21533158

>be me
>be incel bear
>wake up next to my twink mulatto life partner
>decide to check my puts
>all down 99%
>go on /smg/ and pull up irrelevant bearing data
>cope seethe into the void and scream about the market being unfair

>> No.21533163

>>21532869
any opinions?

>> No.21533165

>>21532922
Last 3 trading days it (PHYS) moved in a 3% range, I'd call that consolidation. I suspect big mover paper traders are getting back long, so we can expect a rise, but I don't know what target would be.

>> No.21533174
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21533174

>only place hospitals ever got overwhelmed was new york, italy and wuhan
>90% of the patients and fatalities were old fucks
you guys promised me an apocalypse and all I got was a shitty cold

>> No.21533187

Anyone know of a broker that will allow me to set limit orders with fractional shares?

>> No.21533188

>>21533158
Being a boomerstock bear just keeps printing fucking money
It is trying to bet against money fleeing to tech that eats "dotcom bubble" bears alive.

>> No.21533205

>>21532514
KTOV

>> No.21533216

Do I need a lot of money to trade options? Can I use leverage?

>> No.21533222

>>21532748
I've heard Interactive Brokers mentioned as an alternative to TOS, but TOS is really in a league of its own. Charles Schwab paid 26 billion for a reason.

>> No.21533230

>NAK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.21533280

Daily reminder if CNBC has seething jews telling you the market is overbought then its 100% bullish

>> No.21533294

>>21533216
The more money you have, the more you gain. Also the more money you have, the more money you can lose. Infinite up and down sides to options. In general you want to have 10% max of your portfolio in options if you're new to them.

>> No.21533307

>>21533216
Technically you don't need any more.. you can make money off of premiums by writing calls and puts. Be careful though. And yes, you can use leverage/margin.

>> No.21533332

Lost a bunch of money on KTOV.
When should I buy back in?
Thinking after the reverse-split. There's no way it will shoot back up before then, right?

>> No.21533342

Thinking of going all in on KODK and WKHS

I think both are good value right now.

>> No.21533343

>>21532915
bofuri fan art

>> No.21533365
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>>21532819
Shit, should I start getting UDOW? TQQQ + UDOW + SOXL will become the new holy trinity?

>> No.21533377

>THINK OR SWIM WONT OPEN
NOOOOO, WTF DONT ROBINHOOD ME YOU NIGGER REEEEEEE

>> No.21533388

>>21533332
Reverse-splits are seen by investors as last ditch attempts to stay in the game. It will probably go down even more after the reverse split.

>> No.21533390
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21533390

All in NASDAQ shorts

I probably shorted to early and will get fucked

>> No.21533397

>>21533222
feels fucking bad man
maybe I should just liquidate and start the business that I've been planning the last few months. I've made a fortune this year with high vix + permabull market, but I can see the writing on the wall.

>> No.21533403

>SRNE DIP
>BOUGHT
>SRNE DIP
>BOUGHT
>SRNE DIP
>BOUGHT

>> No.21533404

Should I get WMT or KR?

Also sell Ford? I am down only about 3%

>> No.21533408

Will oil companies recover?

>> No.21533411

>>21533365
>buying inverse ETNs

How could you find something more retarded to buy than the dow jones?

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21533421

>>21533377
tfw can't look at my pretty charts

>> No.21533425

Is Elliot Wave the biggest TA meme?

>> No.21533429

>>21533174
And those places were orchestrated like with Cuomhomo EO. They are doing their big government reset though anyways

>> No.21533443

I like to post rockets on the gnus Stocktwits

>> No.21533448

>>21532819
You could by the HYPEBEAST funds from ARK as well, to double down on FAGMAN

>> No.21533482
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21533482

Went from Extreme Greed. to Greed, and now it is decreasing day by day. The top is in, we are shifting to fear levels soon.

EXTREME FEAR LEVELS NEXT WEEK

>> No.21533485

>>21533404
Thoughts?

>> No.21533532

>>21533408
99% of vehicles use oil

>> No.21533541

>>21532940
I sold my JPM stocks for like $150 this morning. Fuck that shit.

>>21533448
Or FNGU or TQQQ

>> No.21533543

>>21532570
I'm literally 100% in calls right now. You do realize that SPY has rejected off 338 12 times in the past 3 trading sessions?

>> No.21533546

>>21533482
It lowered, yet I've made $1000 on TSLA, this Index is not the best indication of today's clown market, not anymore at least.

>> No.21533549

its mathematically impossible for INTC to go over 50$

>> No.21533551

>>21533482
So I should go all in on /leanhogs/ got it

>> No.21533560

>hollywood jews bragging about expansing their studio footage massively

Gee thanks ((corona)) for all the cheap real estate, says mr steiner.

>> No.21533562
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21533562

my shorts are going to be raped again

>> No.21533570

WE DID IT NAK BROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI

>> No.21533592
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21533592

redpill me on tesla. why the fuck is it so high? is it worth buying?

>> No.21533618

>>21533377
>Shut down the systems
>Crash the markets
>Kill him
>Open the servers
>Display the message

"You owe -$5,651,5651 in Margin"

>> No.21533620

>>21533592
>why the fuck is it so high?
zoomers
>is it worth buying?
yes

yes

>> No.21533624

>WKHS down 4%
>SPCE down 5%
>CLSK down 3%
>TSLA up 8%
It's not fair

>> No.21533627

>>21533543
Thats called jewish faggotry

>> No.21533638

>>21533592
Stock split a week ago gave them a surprising pump. They're planning to split again on August 31st. Apple's splitting the same day.

>> No.21533646

>>21533377
If it gets stuck on updating for a long ass time you might have to reinstall. I had a power outage while TOS was open and when I booted back up it was like that.

>> No.21533663

>>21533592
They’re going to be doing a split in the next week, so might as well get in.

>> No.21533666

>>21533624
you should have believed in the Musk

>> No.21533675

WTF NAK STOP GOING UP YOURE GOING TO GET MY SHARES CALLED AWAY!

>> No.21533681

>>21533638
does splitting typically result in a dip?

>> No.21533693

>>21533638
So what buy calls at open on split day and sell same day?

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21533699

keeeeeek CNN is mad as fuck that the market is staying propped up

>> No.21533719

>>21533699
Always bet against jews

>> No.21533724
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21533724

UP?

>> No.21533734

>>21533724
It’s the only way

>> No.21533737

why is horse UNDER 15
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.21533741

>>21533541
i thought of ARKK

>> No.21533745
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>>21533666
based devil trips.

>> No.21533756

>>21533699
>apparently unfazed
Seething

>> No.21533765

>>21533532
and that number will go down.

>> No.21533769

Aaaaand there goes your little fake pump on the vix bears

Goodnight, sweet prince

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21533776

I have around $26k to invest.

What do I put it in right now bros?

I was also wanting to have some cash on hand for the eventual Palantir Tech IPO.

SPOOPPPPY

>> No.21533785
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21533785

>>21532647

>> No.21533789

>>21533737
Every time it goes below $15 it ends up popping to $16.

>> No.21533802

>>21533776
SRNE

>> No.21533807

>>21531732
Jolly hell. You got a sauce on that waifu?

>> No.21533813

>TSLA almost $1800
$2100 before the split is a very mild speculation.

>> No.21533819

>>21533785
Stop watching anime

>> No.21533827

>>21533638
>split again on August 31st.
They haven't split yet. I bet you don't even know what a split is...

>> No.21533828

>>21533541
otherwise TQQQ

>> No.21533845
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21533845

So NVDA earnings are this week, time to sell right?

>> No.21533849

>>21533681
It's mostly cosmetic but having more shares of Tesla with its current bull run isn't a bad thing.
OTHER STOCKS PLANNING ON SPLITTING AFTER TSLA/AAPL:
NVDA
NFLX
COST
MSFT
GOOG
ADBE
HD
We could be seeing a split boom like in the 90s, you fucks you fucking fucks fuck you.

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>>21533849
should i buy before or after the split

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>>21533562
u tried to get too clever

>> No.21533904

Even boomer retard stocks catching up now. 1% green nasdaq EOD minimum

>> No.21533944

Golds not cracking 2k today, dump the miner stocks bros

>> No.21533976

What the fuck is NAK doing. There was no news right?

>> No.21533979

>>21533845
let it ride for the pre-earnings hype sell before earnings then buy lower after

>> No.21534015

Guys, I've been holding NETFLIX at -7% for weeks, should I just sell this shit and buy some good stocks?

>> No.21534018

>>21533646
Already tried reinstalling and redownloading. FUCKING TD AMERIJEW!

>> No.21534020
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21534020

This is how boomers pick stocks, how do you fee knowing this is your competition?

>> No.21534023

TSLA 1800 EOD.

>> No.21534030

what is happening to KAN?

>> No.21534044

>>21534015
netflix is sjw shit bro

>> No.21534051

>>21533699
>ongoing pandemic
literally nobody believes this
it's being used as a chance to avoid going to work for as long as possible

>> No.21534068

Nvda 1000

>> No.21534067
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21534067

>>21534020
are you talking shit about Rick Santelli
fuck off
the man is an institution
literally better than anything else on the television

>> No.21534074

I bought the Turtle

>> No.21534081

>>21533976
Biden doesn't like it
Trump does like it i guess
Its a pretty political stock at this point
>Also look at the fucking pm prices when thinking about miners

>> No.21534102

I have made 10% on GLD over the last month, pretty comfy

>> No.21534140

>>21534020
>Using ta on things caused by real world events
Fucking retard
Just like the guys saying pms are bearish a month ago on tradingview because of meme lines lol

>> No.21534149

>>21533893
Before unless there is an obvious dip.
Stocks seem more 'buyable' when their price is lower so after the split takes place it's more likely they'll go up

>> No.21534159

>>21534074
Good, not too many people are in it for some reason

>> No.21534174

OH FUCK
THE LUMBER LIQUIDATORS MOON MISSION JUST TOOK OFF WITHOUT MEEEEEE

>>21531732
Based

>> No.21534178

>>21533979
do you think it will go down after the earnings ? why?

>> No.21534181

If I buy $1,000 of TSLA it will dip and then I can buy a lot more...right?

>>21533741
ARKK is good. It's unleveraged which is fine but if you believe in permabull runs you'd be better off in a leveraged ETF

>> No.21534203

>>21533765
Then you better make the most money with the time you got

>> No.21534206

>>21533976
The environmental impact statement came out that said they will have very minimal carbon footprint and it would actually be beneficial for the salmon if the mine was built there.

>> No.21534213
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21534213

>didn't buy the dip
>SRNE MOON MISSION BACK ON SCHEDULE

>> No.21534214

>>21534067
Fuck the tea party.

>> No.21534231

>>21534149
Tell that to softbank which permanently lost 10% after they split last year.

>> No.21534245

>>21531732
>have a bunch of BABA
>see trump shitting on them
>Oh fuck Oh fuck is going to tank, all my gains will be gone, I'll sell everything at open
>remember how many times I did that and just lost a lot of money because of paper hands
>remember that I got into baba because they have a lot of potential grow in the coming years
>chinesium hands
>don't sell
>it didn't even drop
well I think I'm finally learning on not being a pussy

>> No.21534251

>>21534044
what do I DO

>> No.21534258

>up $200
Not bad.

>> No.21534284

>>21534245
what do you think will happen after the earnings this week?

>> No.21534316

>>21534213
>sold the dip
If it moons I'm going to kill myself

>> No.21534370

>>21534316
Same brother. Fucking same. Actual sold at 11$ these hands are just too weak. Maybe I need boomer stocks instead

>> No.21534376

>>21534213
Damn, I missed the dip, I would have bought in again.

>> No.21534377

>>21534213
Why is Sorrento going to moon?

>> No.21534406

>>21533802
wtf?

>> No.21534410

WKHS heading upwards again. Now's the time to FOMO in before it crosses $15 and starts another visit to $16.

>> No.21534413

>>21534245
Trump talks shit about literally everyone, then talks them up the next day. It's when he doesn't insult them but first praises them that you should be worried.

>> No.21534419

>>21533849
wait isn't that just cramers list for stocks he wants to split not there are any rumors are there?

>> No.21534450

>>21534251
Invest in shit not trying to destroy the only place on this fucking plannet that matters

>> No.21534498
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21534498

We're literally about to see CROX go to 2007 highs again because of everyone wanting good stay-at-home shoes. This pandemic is ridiculous.

>> No.21534504
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21534504

Goddamnit airlines, go up already.

>> No.21534537

>>21534377
don't get chinked

>> No.21534561
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21534561

Bought the DENN dip.

Tell me I made a bad call. Pro Tip: you can't.

>> No.21534577

Isn't splitting supposed to dillute shares? I don't get it.

>> No.21534584

>>21534498
Just went to crocs store last week. Hmmm....

>> No.21534586

should we wait for a SOXL dip?

>> No.21534589
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21534589

Buy NAIL

>> No.21534635

>>21534498
Makes sense.
Comfy shit people wouldn’t want to be seen wearing.

>> No.21534636

Closest thing I've ever seen to free money in my life is long technology, short energy and financials to hedge. It's value expanding like 80% of the time.

>> No.21534644

>>21534577
It preserves market cap and shareholder holdings. The price is cut but you are given a compensatory number of shares.
Practically speaking, it makes it easier to accumulate enough for covered calls for normies. But this rally is running on so little any more it needs ANYTHING to keep going

>> No.21534646

>>21534577
if you want to look at it as dilution, then you can't ignore the fact that it simultaneously drops the price

>> No.21534666

Fuck jannies

>> No.21534670

>>21534656
>>21534656
>>21534656
>>21534656

>> No.21534680

>>21534589
Tell me the next lumber liquidators right now.

Is it WY?

>> No.21534710

This is the last /SMG/ thread. All the others will be banned.

>>21534666

>> No.21534738

just bought 666 shares of HAL.... another attempt on Trump just now

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/35763/air-force-one-just-had-a-near-miss-with-a-drone-according-to-reporter-onboard

>> No.21534774

>>21534577
No
You own the same % of a company after a split, nothing gets dilluted
Ist like changing a dollar for two 50ct pieces
For expensive stocks this allows more people to buy a share, not everyone has thousands of dollar to buy a share of amazon for instance, thus it is bullish
For meme stocks like tesla it makes the muskbois think the stock is dipping and they want to buy that "dip" so its super bullish

>> No.21534809

>>21531878
Nvidia a shit. Taiwan semi #1

>> No.21534827

>>21534504
anon why did you invest in an industry thats going to have the worst decade its ever had, that was barely making it in the good times?

>> No.21534876

>>21533893
>>21533681
short term boost, 2 months dip

>> No.21534902

>>21534504
You could've sold literally any time over the last week, I'm currently regretting not to be h
If you bought in really low just ignore them for another few years and sell out in the high 20s like everyone else will

>> No.21535080
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bros I just bought my first stocks

got 2 nvdia and 2 amd stocks

>> No.21535103

>>21534020
That's actually a pretty well drawn chart for a live white boarding session

>> No.21535334

>>21534827
>>21534902
I am expecting them to go up in the next few weeks.

>> No.21535458

>>21534577
It increases liquidity.

>> No.21535746

got 5000 spare, shill me some meme stocks or whatever the fuck you want